2024 State of The Union Speech

[SixFoot]

Latest date ever, eh? Probably the dementia. Oh well, let’s see how many cerebral infarctions a person can have in one speech this time.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-to-deliver-state-of-the-union-speech-at-the-latest-date-ever/ar-BB1jpLjB

President Biden is giving his second State of the Union address Thursday, when he’s expected to tout his administration’s accomplishments and set goals for the future in front of a Congress that is one of the most politically fractured in modern history.

[ohknow35]

Anyone ever see Dave??

[Zippy]

@SixFoot

when he’s expected to tout his administration’s accomplishments

LOL

What accomplishments?

Allowing 16 million illegals into the country.

Destruction of the economy.

Higher interest rates

Putting two words together and not messing them up

Wars breaking out all over the globe

No I got it.

Replacing Jimmy Carter as the worst president ever.

His accomplishments. LOL

Ought to be the shortest SOTU in history.

[Axxowiz]

[Camp]

I predict it will be the shortest (as measured in time) SOTU ever…by a lot too.

How will they fit the handlers in?

[SpadeMarlowe]

@Camp

I predict it will be the shortest (as measured in time) SOTU ever…by a lot too.

How will they fit the handlers in?

I betcha his handlers are making him read his speach on the teleprompter 5 times a day.
He may pull it off if he does not stray and start going into telling jokes.
I suspect they will have an ear piece in his ear to yell to him words if he gets lost as usual.
I think all of them will take a few Zanax pills to help them survive these 45 minutes.

[Zippy]

@SpadeMarlowe

He may pull it off if he does not stray and start going into telling jokes.

Or start telling us how his kid died in Iraq.

[SpadeMarlowe]

@Zippy

@SpadeMarlowe

He may pull it off if he does not stray and start going into telling jokes.

Or start telling us how his kid died in Iraq.

Yea…and how he won last 5 polls. UGH…

[TheRedComet]

I’d have mad respect if he went up there a just told the truth.

“My fellow Americans, the state of the Union is some ■■■■■ It ain’t good. It ain’t positive. To be honest, I suck. All of you suck. Congress sucks. The courts suck. That’s the end of the state of the union friends.”

[Smyrna]

Place your bets on whether we’ll actually hear a speech or an excuse?

[Zippy]

@Smyrna

Place your bets on whether we’ll actually hear a speech or an excuse?

Wonder if he’ll lip sync.

[ohknow35]

Any bets on whether we see “angry joe”, “whisper joe” or “I’m not joking’ joe”??

[Zippy]

[SixFoot]

@TheRedComet

I’d have mad respect if he went up there a just told the truth.

“My fellow Americans, the state of the Union is some ■■■■■ It ain’t good. It ain’t positive. To be honest, I suck. All of you suck. Congress sucks. The courts suck. That’s the end of the state of the union friends.”

I’d vote for you for the same exact reason I’m voting for Trump.

[bigtwnvin]

This will be the “Blame of the Union Address”
Hell, a candidate that just dropped out of the Republican Party presidential nomination race was polling to kick blockhead Biden’s ass in Nov!
J’Biden will blame everything he’s ■■■■■■ up on others and lie about his “Bidenomics” bull ■■■■■
FJB

[DougBH]

I wonder if there is any chance we will hear the phrase “save our democracy”?

[Camp]

I’m going with creepy whisper Joe so he can pace himself to clear the 15 minute mark.

[bigtwnvin]

@Smyrna

Place your bets on whether we’ll actually hear a speech or an excuse?

Well, here you go

Dem Rep. Sherman: Biden Doesn't Need to Act on Border, Blaming Trump Is 'All...

[Zippy]

@Camp

I’m going with creepy whisper Joe so he can pace himself to clear the 15 minute mark.

Is he inviting any children to sniff?

[Camp]

All sniffings will be private and by invite only.

Far far away from prying cell phone recorders.