There once was a lady named Fran
Who touted she had a really nice can
But one asked for pics
Demanded 8 x 10 slicks
Resulted in another Darthbush ban....
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Speak Only If You Have Something Worth Saying....Or Good Joke
"Give a man a blanket, and you keep him warm through the winter. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life." - Mom (5 to 7 years, no parole)
There once was a mod named Tink
Whose patience was pushed to the brink
Of improper reports
She was heard to retort
"I can't rule if I don't have a link"!
__________________ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected...Spike Milligan
There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill
__________________ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected...Spike Milligan
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