"Words to live by"

Iben1 · #1 October 2nd, 2007, 10:25 pm

I used to post these on another website,
But that site has been taking forever to load so I thought
I would try it here.

I'll start off.

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Can I have a copy of Hillary’s cackle?
It's perfect for trick or treat.
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AutoRacer55 · #2 October 2nd, 2007, 10:30 pm

Words to live by:

flapjack
can
pen
clock
maple syrup

No, I'll take that last one back.

Iben1 · #3 October 5th, 2007, 1:01 am

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One address
One log in
One post
1 minute to do this.
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Iben1 · #4 October 5th, 2007, 8:57 pm

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So we'll divvy it all up
and give everyone a billion dollars.
Then we can all go to the grocery store,
which will be closed and empty.
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Iben1 · #5 October 10th, 2007, 8:48 pm

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So after everyone has a billion dollars,
don't worry you will still be able to get
someone to wash the car, but the price
will have gone up considerably.
A little time will go by and the money
will redistribute, and then we will be right
back where we are now only,
with a little inflation.
The price of a loaf of bread becomes
$300,000,000.99
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Iben1 · #6 October 16th, 2007, 11:59 pm

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Ferraro, Mondale

Carter
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247 · #7 October 17th, 2007, 12:15 am

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this
is
weird
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Iben1 · #8 October 20th, 2007, 12:26 am

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Ellen,
look into my eye.
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rhet 2 · #9 October 20th, 2007, 12:44 am

Butterflies and soccer balls
And children's laughter floating in the evening air
As the sun sinks into the west
And dinner bubbles on the stove

Keep your billion dollars and give me a little child's hug instead.

Iben1 · #10 October 26th, 2007, 11:19 pm

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Heat
Cold
Tornado
Hurricane
Flood
Tidal wave
Earth Quake
Volcano
Lightning
Meteor
Asteroid
Hail
Rain
Snow
Galactic collision
Black hole
Super nova
Red Giant
White dwarf
Sand Storm
Wind
Fire
Ice
Disease
Famine
Drought
VD
Avalanche
Mud Slide
Ice age
Rock Slide
Falling Trees

Carlin,
Want to move to Mars?
I'm sure it's safer there.
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