The "greatest movie line" thread got me wondering, what are your favorite lines from any movie ever made?
Here are some of mine
Captain Jason Dahl: Two planes have crashed into the World Trade Center? We just flew out of Newark and the weather was beautiful!
First Officer LeRoy Homer: Must have been student pilots. - United 93
I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor. - Ace Ventura - Pet detective
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Animal House
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? - Animal House
Thank you sir, May I have another? - Animal House
So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side. - Apollo 13
I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning! - Apollo 13
Houston, we have a problem. - Apollo 13
Failure is not an option! - Apollo 13
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? - Home Alone 2
He's only a boy, huh? - Dennis the Menace
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. - Dirty Dancing
You wouldn't know talent if it looked you in the face. - Escape from Alcatraz
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign? - Ferris Buellers day off
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
You make one false move with her, you never ride again - International Velvet
This is my personal life, you getting a kick out of it?? - Escape from Alcatraz
I'm counting on you, red, white, and blue. -Air Force One
GET OFF MY PLANE!! - Air Force One
You can't handle the truth!! - A Few Good Men
If you're from California you're not a Yankee, you're not really anything - Days of Thunder
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? - The Lion King
Stop breaking the law, *******! - Liar Liar
The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. - Liar Liar
Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex! - Liar Liar
Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? - A Few Good Men
Oh, spare me the psychobabble father ********. - A Few Good Men
Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school. - A Few Good Men
Do dogs pee on brick walls? - Free Willy
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? - Major League
I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent. - Major League
I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth. - Major League 2
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"? - Clueless
Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road. - Clueless
Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one! - The Cutting Edge
That's Mr. ******* to you. - St Elmo's fire
Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental. - Sleepless in Seattle
"I don't love her! She kicked me in the face!"- Mad Martigan, "Willow"
"None shall pass!"- Gandalf, "The Fellowship of the Rings"
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"I looked into your eyes, and much to my surprise I saw that there was nothing in there, 'cause there's nothing between your ears but air." fromFuture Ex-Girlfriend- Voltaire (the musician)
"I don't love her! She kicked me in the face!"- Mad Martigan, "Willow"
"None shall pass!"- Gandalf, "The Fellowship of the Rings"
"what's chips precious?"....lol...gets me every time too. Having to explain what a potato was to Gollum....with the reply of 'it can keeps it's nasty chips' has me laughing.
Great movie series. One of our familys favorites. And Willow! OMG , I didn't think anyone else really got into that movie. My kids loved it...and we still watch it on family movie day.
~Mysty
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The only spoken line in the movie 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest' by 'Chief Broom' waiting for his shock therapy and Nicholson getting the lobotomy.
Nicholson offers the Chief a stick of gum.....the Chief replies: "Ahhh! Juicy-fruit"!
The following is a snipped quote from *Sparknotes.com
Key Facts
full title · One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest author · Ken Kesey type of work · Novel genre · Allegorical novel; counterculture novel; protest novel language · English time and place written · The late 1950s; at Stanford University in California while Kesey was enrolled in the creative writing program, working as an orderly in a psychiatric ward, and participating in experimental LSD trials date of first publication · 1962 publisher · Viking Press narrator · Chief Bromden, also known as Chief Broom, who tells the story after he has escaped from the hospital point of view · Chief Bromden narrates in the first person. He tells the story as it appears to him, though his objectivity is somewhat compromised by the fact that he suffers from paranoia and hallucinations. His unusual state of mind provides metaphorical insight into the insidious reality of the hospital as well as society in general. Because he pretends to be deaf and dumb, he is privy to secret staff information that is kept from other patients, which makes him a more reliable narrator than any other patient would be.
A recent addition for me. From Transformers 2 when Skids and Mudflap are fighting each other.
"Ow! That hurt!"
"It's supposed to hurt! This is an ass kickin!"
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The only spoken line in the movie 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest' by 'Chief Broom' waiting for his shock therapy and Nicholson getting the lobotomy.
Nicholson offers the Chief a stick of gum.....the Chief replies: "Ahhh! Juicy-fruit"!
The following is a snipped quote from *Sparknotes.com
Key Facts
full title · One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest author · Ken Kesey type of work · Novel genre · Allegorical novel; counterculture novel; protest novel language · English time and place written · The late 1950s; at Stanford University in California while Kesey was enrolled in the creative writing program, working as an orderly in a psychiatric ward, and participating in experimental LSD trials date of first publication · 1962 publisher · Viking Press narrator · Chief Bromden, also known as Chief Broom, who tells the story after he has escaped from the hospital point of view · Chief Bromden narrates in the first person. He tells the story as it appears to him, though his objectivity is somewhat compromised by the fact that he suffers from paranoia and hallucinations. His unusual state of mind provides metaphorical insight into the insidious reality of the hospital as well as society in general. Because he pretends to be deaf and dumb, he is privy to secret staff information that is kept from other patients, which makes him a more reliable narrator than any other patient would be.
That was a great and disturbing film that I will never watch again. All the wrong people live and all the right people get mangled.
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"There are lies, damn lies, statistics, opinion polls, studies and models."
"Your one of the nicest members here" Johnrocks
Socialism is a thought crime
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." -- All About Eve
George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!
Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a "bi-cyclops" then.
Ringo: There's another one.
John: A whole 'cyclopedia.