October 12th, 2012, 6:24 pm #1
Everyone can laugh at this one...buying Biden a Trans Am
Awhile ago The Onion made a satirical article about Joe Biden's Trans Am. It consisted of a shirtless man with Joe's photoshopped head washing/detailing an old Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am.
Now a group of people are trying to raise enough money to make it come true...so 'ol Joe can roll around in style before the election.
The car will be rented to him for a period of time and then auctioned off for charities.
Regardless of your politics, this is funny. Wonder if Joe will actually drive it.....this car totally fits Biden perfectlly.
Maybe they can add a Cherry Bomb glasspack muffler to drown out his snickering.
If you read The Onion as your only source of news, you'd be under the impression that Vice President Joe Biden is a Coors Light-drinking, Trans Am-driving, Dave and Buster's-banned, womanizing former Senator from the great state of Delaware.The group is working to raise $25,000 to buy the car for Biden so that he can ride around Washington in style this election season — and then the car will actually be auctioned off with the money to "be distributed to the Biden Breast Health Initiative, Doctors Without Borders, the Wounded Warrior Project and GLAAD."
Here is the original Onion photoshop and fake article about Joe's Trans Am. Some of the quotes in the supposed interview are hilarious.
October 12th, 2012, 6:29 pm #2
If they get him a 1970 with a Ram Air IV or a 1973 455 SD, I'd be a player when he's done with it.Friendly Neighborhood...Smyrnaman
October 12th, 2012, 6:35 pm #3
October 12th, 2012, 6:40 pm #4
Biden reminds me of every old creeper I've ever had the displeasure of sitting next to on a flight. He is a charactature of himself as the ultimate lounge lizard...polyester leisure suit, thick white chest hairs, big gold claddagh clain, reeking of Old Spice and telling me how he'd like to buy me meat or take me for a ride in his convertible Le Baron, and how he can make me squeal in a foreign language.Americans Died. Obama Lied.
October 12th, 2012, 7:18 pm #5
I liked the article titled, "Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder"...
October 12th, 2012, 7:25 pm #6
And one called, "'Diamond Joe' Biden Takes Over Onion Politics Twitter Feed During Vice Presidential Debate". Funny as hell.
Lovin it here in Danville. Picked up some unreal bud earlier # debateprep
I'm giggling because I'm ****ing blazed # debates
Took most of the debate, but check out what I just carved into the table with my jackknife ow.ly/i/112Sq
Debate after party @ lexingtonrhino . You can touch the strippers if you've got enough coin.
Those are just about the only ones clean enough to paste here.
Last edited by ddye; October 12th, 2012 at 7:27 pm.