Mom4's General Store

[mom4conservatives]

Please come in shop around, whatever you need Mom4 has!

Chips, band-aids, a laxative if needed, you get the jist of it!!

It's your Hannity Forum local corner store, you can have anything you want, just ask and it will be given, as long as it's not illegal!!

The Mom, runs the store, the boyz run the cash register, and the patrons run the joint!!

Feel free to loiter in the aisle and talk about anything you want as long as it does not offend another patron!!

Now shopping in cyberspace is serious, jj, now these boards can at times be frustrating or funny, but if you need a gatorade or a snicker's or heck a note pad to remind yourself of whatever point is was your trying to make we have!!

BTW we take all cyberspace dollars, and all cyberspace plastic, visa, american express, and discover!!

Ok now let's have some fun and relax.

There is also music running in the store dictated by the patrons!!


The General Store will be open everyday between 9 am CST and 10 pm CST, get your shopping done then, this is no 24 hr. establishment!!

Now....


Let's Shop!!;)

[JenyEliza]

Got enny Wise Cheese Doodles? :drool:

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[mom4conservatives]

Got enny Wise Cheese Doodles? :drool:

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Wise-CheezDoodles-Puffed.jpg

How many bags would you like? We have it all here in the General Store!!

Anything else?

It will be oh heck nothing we are in cyberspace!!:surprised :razz:

[JenyEliza]

LOL. You *do* realize that I judge a town by whether or not they have Wise Cheez Doodles?? (not kidding).

When my (now ex) husband and I were transferred out of Atlanta about 12 years ago, the town we moved to had exactly 3 grocery stores. None, absolutely NONE of which had Wise Cheez Doodles. I was pregnant with the twins at the time...and not a happy camper. I remember the day I did the tour of grocery stores and found this 2 light town didn't have my favorite snack.

I sat down on the bench outside the front of the IGA and cried my silly pregnant eyes out. :((

I decided then and there that I would *never* live in a place that doesn't have Wise Cheez Doodles.

Do you have them in H-town? I've never actually noticed, since I really don't grocery shop when I'm visiting family.

If you don't have 'em, I can't live there. :D

[mom4conservatives]

LOL. You *do* realize that I judge a town by whether or not they have Wise Cheez Doodles?? (not kidding).

When my (now ex) husband and I were transferred out of Atlanta about 12 years ago, the town we moved to had exactly 3 grocery stores. None, absolutely NONE of which had Wise Cheez Doodles. I was pregnant with the twins at the time...and not a happy camper. I remember the day I did the tour of grocery stores and found this 2 light town didn't have my favorite snack.

I sat down on the bench outside the front of the IGA and cried my silly pregnant eyes out. :((

I decided then and there that I would *never* live in a place that doesn't have Wise Cheez Doodles.

Do you have them in H-town? I've never actually noticed, since I really don't grocery shop when I'm visiting family.

If you don't have 'em, I can't live there. :D

Give Mom4 24 hrs. took take inventory of H town and then I will let you know, the most important thing right now is that, the General Store has it!!

Anything you want baby!!

[mrclean]

How about a set of those plastic wind-up chattering false teeth?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Howdy Do :razz: How much for the moonpie and Dasani water mom4? :) Ahhh I see some yankee candles. I will take a fresh cut roses candle as well :D

Thank you kindly :)

[mom4conservatives]

How about a set of those plastic wind-up chattering false teeth?

Here ya go, and whatever it is you want them for I would love to know!!


ENJOY!!


Chatter, chatter, chatter!

Hope that bag doesn't bother you on the way home!!:razz:

[mom4conservatives]

Howdy Do :razz: How much for the moonpie and Dasani water mom4? :) Ahhh I see some yankee candles. I will take a fresh cut roses candle as well :D

Thank you kindly :)

One moonpie, Dasani water, one very nice vanilla yankee candle and one fresh cut rose!!

Is the fresh cut rose for me???

If not you owe 13.47!!!:whistle:

[JenyEliza]

Hey...ya got one of those head-bobbing Taco Bell dogs you can put on your dashboard while you drive down the road? :think:

I'll have 3...one for me, and one for each of the twins (they'll be getting their learners permits in 3.5 years. :dance:

[JenyEliza]

Howdy Do :razz: How much for the moonpie and Dasani water mom4? :) Ahhh I see some yankee candles. I will take a fresh cut roses candle as well :D

Thank you kindly :)

I always thought you were supposed to drink RC Cola with Moonpies.

You mean you're not? :confused:

[SeanIsHOT]

Now which patrons are running the "joints"?

:)) :silenced:

[BasicGreatGuy]

I always thought you were supposed to drink RC Cola with Moonpies.

You mean you're not? :confused:
Call me a heathen lol I dont like RC Cola. I realize it is an institution. Will I be banned from the store for my heathen ways? :razz:

[mom4conservatives]

Hey...ya got one of those head-bobbing Taco Bell dogs you can put on your dashboard while you drive down the road? :think:

I'll have 3...one for me, and one for each of the twins (they'll be getting their learners permits in 3.5 years. :dance:

Absol frekin lutly, you want 3 hell honey I will give you 4, nothing like being friendly!!

Now don't forget to wash them at least once every 2 weeks!!:cool:

[mom4conservatives]

Now which patrons are running the "joints"?

:)) :silenced:

What patrons would you like to run the joint, God know's there is the sain and the insaine!!

[BasicGreatGuy]

One moonpie, Dasani water, one very nice vanilla yankee candle and one fresh cut rose!!

Is the fresh cut rose for me???

If not you owe 13.47!!!:whistle:
Fresh Cut Rose candle for mom4conservatives. A man should show his gratitude to the owner ;)

[mom4conservatives]

Call me a heathen lol I dont like RC Cola. I realize it is an institution. Will I be banned from the store for my heathen ways? :razz:

Nobody is ever banned from the store, you would have to be a real jerk to accomplish that, Mom4 loves all and just wants everyone to come in and shope and enjoy themselves!!!

Psst.( I don't really like RC Cola either, but don't tell, it's a secret!!)

[mom4conservatives]

[quote=basicgreatguy]Fresh Cut Rose candle for mom4conservatives. A man should show his gratitude to the owner ;)[/quote

Thank you my fellow friend and patron, I lite it and it's smells wonderfull!!

Would you like a job as one of my esteemed gorgeous cashiers, I am looking for some handsome, intelligent recruits!!

Not to many hrs., but lot's of fun and great pay, plus you get to come into my office and ask for your check!!

[JenyEliza]

Now don't forget to wash them at least once every 2 weeks!!:cool:

The kids--or the bobbleheaded dogs? :confused: ;)















Psssst. At almost 12, the kids wash themselves. ;)

[mom4conservatives]

All Right,


Sense it is the Grand Opening of The General Store, I will keep it open till 10 pm CST on Monday, at that point it will be closed until the next day, we have to clean up and restock after ya'll!!!

Now let's shop and have some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever you want we have!!

[BasicGreatGuy]

[quote=basicgreatguy]Fresh Cut Rose candle for mom4conservatives. A man should show his gratitude to the owner ;)[/quote

Thank you my fellow friend and patron, I lite it and it's smells wonderfull!!

Would you like a job as one of my esteemed gorgeous cashiers, I am looking for some handsome, intelligent recruits!!

Not to many hrs., but lot's of fun and great pay, plus you get to come into my office and ask for your check!!
Sounds good to me :D

[imdwlaw]

I'd like to get a good old-fashion, spicy, knock your socks off ginger-beer.

[mom4conservatives]

The kids--or the bobbleheaded dogs? :confused: ;)




BOTH!!!!!











Psssst. At almost 12, the kids wash themselves. ;)

Darn, I hate it when we have soap for the patrons!!!

Have a Lava bar on the house!!:razz:

[mom4conservatives]

I'd like to get a good old-fashion, spicy, knock your socks off ginger-beer.

Ok you can find it on aisle 10 and don't confuse it with the old spice!

[imdwlaw]

Ok you can find it on aisle 10 and don't confuse it with the old spice!

I'll drink either...hic-up!

[mom4conservatives]

[quote=mom4conservatives]
Sounds good to me :D

Ok you are hired what shift would you like to work???

Remember visit my office often!!:whistle:

[mom4conservatives]

I'll drink either...hic-up!

Gosh darn not only does your breath smell good but you are the happiest patron here!!

Finally someone buys some beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gez, I stock the place and there is not a positive cash flow yet!!

Keep buying!

[imdwlaw]

Gosh darn not only does your breath smell good but you are the happiest patron here!!

Finally someone buys some beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gez, I stock the place and there is not a positive cash flow yet!!

Keep buying!

Ginger beer is soda (like birch and root). Ginger-ale is the mild, water-downed version of ginger beer.

ps check basicgg's pockets!!

[SeanIsHOT]

Do you sell computer parts here, Mom4? And if so, can Dad4 come over to my place and put them in ?:razz: Thanks. Do you give discounts for employees here? I need a job. Love your store - it's gorgeous just like you!

[Jebster]

My wife and daughter sent me to the store for, well, women stuff.

Can I get it without anyone seeing??? Jeez, this was really embarrassing...

Oh, and I will just keep my dark sunglasses on...:shifty:

[tjvh]

Hey Mom4 do you have any Ammunition? Apparently there are some Libs out there who think it is the Governments JOB to protect me. You know 2nd Ammendment be damned and such.

[Jesso]

Now which patrons are running the "joints"?

:)) :silenced:


I LOVE the avatar

Now take it down, I'm jealous :evil:



BTW- do you sell coffee here?

[texan_rep]

I just wanted to see the new store...:shifty:

[mom4conservatives]

My wife and daughter sent me to the store for, well, women stuff.

Can I get it without anyone seeing??? Jeez, this was really embarrassing...

Oh, and I will just keep my dark sunglasses on...:shifty:

Those darn night helper's, hope it was a positive shopping exp.

We here in the Store, aim to please, have a coupon for some free sandwich meat the next time you stop in!!!

Remember, PMS is a dangerous thing stay out of there way for at least 2 days!!:hug:

[mom4conservatives]

Hey Mom4 do you have any Ammunition? Apparently there are some Libs out there who think it is the Governments JOB to protect me. You know 2nd Ammendment be damned and such.

What kind ammo. do you need?

But no shootin here, then I will have to clean the place up, and don't shoot any lib's either, then I will loose some buznes!!:cool:

[mom4conservatives]

I LOVE the avatar

Now take it down, I'm jealous :evil:



BTW- do you sell coffee here?

All kinds and you may have your first one complimentary!!

Sugar or no sugar, with or without cream??:)

[mom4conservatives]

I just wanted to see the new store...:shifty:

So what'da think, can I help you find anything, I think the aisle's are pretty self explanatory!!

Welcome TEX!!:hug:

[texan_rep]

No ma'am, just lookin'...

Nice place you got here...

:hug:

[EnchantedFrog]

Are those pet rocks or moon rocks on aisle 6?

[SeanIsHOT]

I LOVE the avatar

Now take it down, I'm jealous :evil:



BTW- do you sell coffee here?

Good lord girl ! I have kids older than you. Just an "older"woman who took care of herself through the years. Vitamins, working out regularly, plenty of sunscreen and of course, plenty of wine !:)

[SeanIsHOT]

Are those pet rocks or moon rocks on aisle 6?

Those are "official" moon rocks that I "borrowed" from NASA while working there ! Donated them to Mom4's store !

[EnchantedFrog]

Those are "official" moon rocks that I "borrowed" from NASA while working there ! Donated them to Mom4's store !
I'll take two.

I'm going to try to domesticate them, so they will become pet moon-rocks.
Maybe they'll appreciate in value. :)

[ChloeP]

Are those pet rocks or moon rocks on aisle 6?
How about Pop Rocks????

[mom4conservatives]

Are those pet rocks or moon rocks on aisle 6?

Pet Rocks, but if you would like some moon rocks I would be more than happy to get some, how many of either on would you like!!

Thanks for stopping in, don't forget to have some of the free food, for our
Grand Opening!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

Those are "official" moon rocks that I "borrowed" from NASA while working there ! Donated them to Mom4's store !

Thanks SIH, I new I could count on you, well heck I need a good Asst. Manager, a reliable, and friendly one, SIH would you be interested?

It would be an honor to have you!!:pray:

[SeanIsHOT]

I'll take two.

I'm going to try to domesticate them, so they will become pet moon-rocks.
Maybe they'll appreciate in value. :)

You can do that. Then sell them back to NASA :) !

[mom4conservatives]

How about Pop Rocks????

Pop rocks def., I love pop rocks, they are on sale 5 for a $1!!

Would you like some?

[tatervt]

I need a pack of lemonheads, and a couple boxes of ludens

[SeanIsHOT]

Thanks SIH, I new I could count on you, well heck I need a good Asst. Manager, a reliable, and friendly one, SIH would you be interested?

It would be an honor to have you!!:pray:

Thanks Mom4. I'm in. Never know who a person might meet in this store. :))

[mom4conservatives]

I need a pack of lemonheads, and a couple boxes of ludens

Here ya go, do you have a sore throat?:cry: , I hope not, got some whisky here to and some honey, heat it up together with lemon's and you will feel much better in a jiffy!!

[texan_rep]

Ever mix pop rocks and coke? :eek:

[mom4conservatives]

Thanks Mom4. I'm in. Never know who a person might meet in this store. :))

EXCELLENT, TO MY NEW ASSITANT MANAGER!!!!!:hug: :hug: :hug:

Now about the contract and salary, It's simple, just sign it, any questions you and I can go to my office and discuss it!!:cool:

[mom4conservatives]

Ever mix pop rocks and coke? :eek:

Yes very interesting!! My little guy loves to do that!! He get's all excited and jumps around and laughs!!

[SeanIsHOT]

EXCELLENT, TO MY NEW ASSITANT MANAGER!!!!!:hug: :hug: :hug:

Now about the contract and salary, It's simple, just sign it, any questions you and I can go to my office and discuss it!!:cool:

With some Irish coffee? kewl !! Are you sure you can trust me with all that liquor and beer in here. I might decide to sample the wares ! :lol:

[ChloeP]

Pop rocks def., I love pop rocks, they are on sale 5 for a $1!!

Would you like some?

Yeah, sign me up...and I need something to wear for my class reunion (ugh) any tips?

[mom4conservatives]

With some Irish coffee? kewl !! Are you sure you can trust me with all that liquor and beer in here. I might decide to sample the wares ! :lol:

Most def. But remember no PWI"ng!! It would make the boards way to interesting, jj, ok now any suggestions for the store??

I do need a few more manly cashiers, I bet with your good looks and charm you could wrestle up a few more, "Basic" is our lead cashier, so all new hire's go thru him!!

Darn it, I hate when I have make an announcement but here goes..

"ATTN:" all shopper's please remember the fuzz ball table is not for sale, you may order one but this one is for display only, try it out, if you like I can order one for you!!

[mom4conservatives]

Yeah, sign me up...and I need something to wear for my class reunion (ugh) any tips?

Black, where is it and is a night time thing?

[SeanIsHOT]

Most def. But remember no PWI"ng!! It would make the boards way to interesting, jj, OK now any suggestions for the store??

I do need a few more manly cashiers, I bet with your good looks and charm you could wrestle up a few more, "Basic" is our lead cashier, so all new hire's go thru him!!

Darn it, I hate when I have make an announcement but here goes..

"ATTN:" all shopper's please remember the fuzz ball table is not for sale, you may order one but this one is for display only, try it out, if you like I can order one for you!!

Dad4 comes to mind first.:drool: In less of course you prefer to not work with your husband. In that case , he can cashier while I'm in charge and you're home with the angel-babies. I'll keep him in line :twisted:. You know you can trust me on this !!!! :whistle:

[mom4conservatives]

Dad4 comes to mind first.:drool: In less of course you prefer to not work with your husband. In that case , he can cashier while I'm in charge and you're home with the angel-babies. I'll keep him in line :twisted:. You know you can trust me on this !!!! :whistle:

Absolutely, I didn't think about that, but make sure you to stay out of my office, if you know what I mean!!

Do you think the store needs anything, any changes? Should I add anything?

[texan_rep]

How about one of those old-fashioned door ringy-dingys? You know, like on "The Waltons" or "Little House" or shows like that...you open the door and the little bell goes "dingy dingy dingy"....

[mom4conservatives]

How about one of those old-fashioned door ringy-dingys? You know, like on "The Waltons" or "Little House" or shows like that...you open the door and the little bell goes "dingy dingy dingy"....

I am gonna have to look in the back for that, would you like to come and help me find one!! Inventory, i hate it!!:)

[texan_rep]

:)) No no no...I don't need one...

You were asking if the store needed anything...well, I can't think of an old-style general store without a door ringy-dingy thingy...

[mom4conservatives]

:)) No no no...I don't need one...

You were asking if the store needed anything...well, I can't think of an old-style general store without a door ringy-dingy thingy...

Found one, and tex could you hang for me at the front door??:) :hug:

[SeanIsHOT]

Found one, and tex could you hang for me at the front door??:) :hug:

We need a Coffee Bar here. NO Starbucks coffee though. I hate that stuff !!! And perhaps some homemade muffins and croissants? Yummy. That would be awesome boss lady !

[mom4conservatives]

We need a Coffee Bar here. NO Starbucks coffee though. I hate that stuff !!! And perhaps some homemade muffins and croissants? Yummy. That would be awesome boss lady !

Sounds great, I will need to get some contractors in here, know of any good one's, I think I will do a little salad bar, and deli stand so people can come in sit down and eat whenever they would like, you pick the coffee girl, I don't drink the stuff myself!!

[mom4conservatives]

Ok who spilt milk on aisle 9??:exclaim:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Ok who spilt milk on aisle 9??:exclaim:

I did. Panhead0422 made me trip and fall.

[mom4conservatives]

I did. Panhead0422 made me trip and fall.

It's ok, i cleaned it up, how ya doin Foxy? Need anything while you are here?:hug:

[texan_rep]

Found one, and tex could you hang for me at the front door??:) :hug:

Lucky for me I'm tall...:))

*dingy*dingy*

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It's ok, i cleaned it up, how ya doin Foxy? Need anything while you are here?:hug:

Not right now. Probably will later.

[mom4conservatives]

Lucky for me I'm tall...:))

*dingy*dingy*

You are awesome, I love tall men!! You can have a job here anytime, can I get you anything, it's on the houz!! You earned it!!:hug: :hug:

Great idea about the bell, i likes it lots, it made the perfect addition to ma's store!!

Any other suggestions are always welcome!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

Not right now. Probably will later.

Ok foxy let me know, SIH can always help you out too!!

[texan_rep]

About the only thing I really would take advantage of would be the coffee. You might not like that, though...I tend to drink quite a bit...http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/9.gif :redface:

[EnchantedFrog]

Hell with coffee.

It's NOON. Open the bar.

[mom4conservatives]

Hell with coffee.

It's NOON. Open the bar.

No bar in here, but you can buy any liquor you would like!!

Hi froggie!!

Need some lunch? The Deli, coffee bar is almost complete SIH has been working very hard at it, and boy did she get some really cut legal americans that pay there taxes to build it!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

About the only thing I really would take advantage of would be the coffee. You might not like that, though...I tend to drink quite a bit...http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/9.gif :redface:

Coffee, not a problem, now quit bouncin off the walls your gonna break somethin in this houz, !!

ATTN: all shopper's TEX has had to much coffee warning enter at your own risk!!

ATTN: Clean up on aisle 4!!:exclaim:

[texan_rep]

:)):))

[Dreamy]

Nice place Mom4! Just purrfect for the neighborhood. Fresh squeezed lemonade please.:hug:

[EnchantedFrog]

No bar in here, but you can buy any liquor you would like!!

Hi froggie!!

Need some lunch? The Deli, coffee bar is almost complete SIH has been working very hard at it, and boy did she get some really cut legal americans that pay there taxes to build it!!:)
Hi-ya mom.
No lunch, too early.
Just slide that fifth of Maker's Mark in a brown paper bag, OK?

[mom4conservatives]

Nice place Mom4! Just purrfect for the neighborhood. Fresh squeezed lemonade please.:hug:

Thanks, just thought this would be kinda fun, now the forum has a bar and a store, so everyone on this board should be well taken care of!!

Coming right up!! Did you need a sandwich to go with that?:)

[Dreamy]

Thanks, just thought this would be kinda fun, now the forum has a bar and a store, so everyone on this board should be well taken care of!!

Coming right up!! Did you need a sandwich to go with that?:)

Hmm.not today but maybe tomorrow. Anything special you recommend?

[SeanIsHOT]

Hmm.not today but maybe tomorrow. Anything special you recommend?

MOM's feeding the baby so she drug me away from my "hottie" legal construction workers to mind the store. Our sandwiches are limited right now but we have the regular chicken salad, tuna salad, ham, chicken, turkey (I recommend the turkey/avacado/swiss on whole wheat -- yumyum). But our selection will increase in the next few weeks.

[EnchantedFrog]

MOM's feeding the baby so she drug me away from my "hottie" legal construction workers to mind the store.
Why were those construction workers throwing the stones into that tub marked "moon rocks" ??????

[ALBOB2]

(I recommend the turkey/avacado/swiss on whole wheat -- yumyum).

Ooooo, sounds deeeeeeelish. I'll take two. (Yeah, only two. I'm on a diet, don'tcha know? :mrgreen: )

[SeanIsHOT]

Ooooo, sounds deeeeeeelish. I'll take two. (Yeah, only two. I'm on a diet, don'tcha know? :mrgreen: )

Chips or fries Sweetie ? What to drink? We have some freshly made Rasberry Iced Tea ! It's yummy on a hot day like this !!!! Herbal too !

[SeanIsHOT]

Why were those construction workers throwing the stones into that tub marked "moon rocks" ??????

Probably cause you emptied it out and didn't tell us !! My "boys" mistook it for a trash can ! Those things better grow some little moonie-rock babies. I gave you an awesome deal there !!

[chichimama]

You have any of the snacks from the olden days? I've been craving a Banana Flip (from the '70s - a yellow banana cake that was folded in a half with banana cream filling). I'd LOVE one of those right now. With a cold glass of milk. :mrgreen:

[SeanIsHOT]

You have any of the snacks from the olden days? I've been craving a Banana Flip (from the '70s - a yellow banana cake that was folded in a half with banana cream filling). I'd LOVE one of those right now. With a cold glass of milk. :mrgreen:

No sweetie, all we have right now is Boston Cream Pie which I'm sure you've had before. But if you give me the recipe for Banana Flip I'll do my best to get some whipped up and have it here for you in a day or two. Sure does sound good !!!!

[ChloeP]

Black, where is it and is a night time thing?


It is a night time thing...it's at our local American Legion...so I don't want to go too dressy, but I don't want to be underdressed either :think:

[mom4conservatives]

It is a night time thing...it's at our local American Legion...so I don't want to go too dressy, but I don't want to be underdressed either :think:

Black def. and T lenght is always good, not short like a ****tail dress, and not to long like a forwal, jewelry i find usually makes an outfit look casual, or dressy, so does the shoes, opened toe I think would be best, with red toe nail polish!!! One of my fav's!!

We have some nailpolish, here in the cosmetics dept. and Jewelry in our jewelry dept. if need any help please let me know!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

SIH, i can't find the keys to the office you got em'?

ATTN: all shopper's if you see a set of keys with a key chain with a bullet right thru osama bin laden's head can you please return it to the customer service desk? thank you!!:flag: :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Got any Snapple raspberry-flavored iced tea?! :drool: :drool: :drool:

[mom4conservatives]

Got any Snapple raspberry-flavored iced tea?! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Absolutely, here ya go, this one's on the house:cool:

[Jesso]

Ooh do you have any diet snapple raspberry tea? or better yet.. diet peach or plumagranite?

[mom4conservatives]

Ooh do you have any diet snapple raspberry tea? or better yet.. diet peach or plumagranite?

Jesso, for you girl I have it all, which would you like!! Check out aisle 2, I believe we put them over there!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

Ooh do you have any diet snapple raspberry tea? or better yet.. diet peach or plumagranite?

jesso, all the men in here disappeared, did you take them with your gorgeous self??? :((

[Jesso]

The men always disappear :((

But here's an easy way to get them back.. watch..


Hey Mom .. want to mudwrestle with me? ;)

[XXL Frank]

The men always disappear :((

But here's an easy way to get them back.. watch..


Hey Mom .. want to mudwrestle with me? ;)


What was that? Hey Now!!

Hello!!

[mom4conservatives]

The men always disappear :((

But here's an easy way to get them back.. watch..


Hey Mom .. want to mudwrestle with me? ;)

Well you know here in this store, we have the dirt, we have the hose's to wet the dirt, we have the water, so now all we need is a place to make a mess,


How bout in the parking lot!!! It's a gorgeous sunny day and besides in our bikini's we could get a tan!!

Winner has to hose of the parking lot for all of the nice patrons to have a place to park!!

No hair pulling, I all ready have a headache from this grand opening!!:cool:

[Jesso]

See what I mean.. mudwrestling does it everytime

If you really want a crowd though.....

Mud is too dirty. Wanna wrestle in honey Mom? ;)

[XXL Frank]

See what I mean.. mudwrestling does it everytime

If you really want a crowd though.....

Mud is too dirty. Wanna wrestle in honey Mom? ;)

..............................drool............... ...................

[Jesso]

;)

[XXL Frank]

Mom,

Do you have any Extra VIRGIN Olive Oil in the store?

[mom4conservatives]

See what I mean.. mudwrestling does it everytime

If you really want a crowd though.....

Mud is too dirty. Wanna wrestle in honey Mom? ;)

Let me see how much we have in back,

me bending over in the back to see all the labels on the boxes,

Here we are

Honey it is!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

Mom,

Do you have any Extra VIRGIN Olive Oil in the store?

Absolutely, what would you like it for, and did ya need some pasta to go with it??

[XXL Frank]

Let me see how much we have in back,

me bending over in the back to see all the labels on the boxes,

Here we are

Honey it is!!:)

I'm going to take a very long, cold shower now.

[XXL Frank]

Absolutely, what would you like it for, and did ya need some pasta to go with it??

Oh I think you know what I'd like it for. How you doin'?

[Jesso]

:))

[Jesso]

I'm going to take a very long, cold shower now.

Why take a cold shower? Embrace it ;)

[mom4conservatives]

Oh I think you know what I'd like it for. How you doin'?

Ok maybe, I am doing great, thanks for asking, that was very polite, and how about yourself? Hopefully well!!:hug:

[XXL Frank]

Why take a cold shower? Embrace it ;)

Okay,

Do you need any help back there in the store room, Mom? I can reach the stuff on those high shelves for you, if you'd like.

[Jesso]

:razz:

[mom4conservatives]

Okay,

Do you need any help back there in the store room, Mom? I can reach the stuff on those high shelves for you, if you'd like.

Always, now you do know the uniforms in here are Very tight white cotton t-shirts and very short black mini skirts!!:exclaim:

[mom4conservatives]

Okay,

Do you need any help back there in the store room, Mom? I can reach the stuff on those high shelves for you, if you'd like.

Actually after much consideration we have decided to hire a stock boy part time , know of any who would be interested? It would require someone to help myself and SIH to get things down off those high shelves whenever it is needed!!:cool:

[XXL Frank]

Actually after much consideration we have decided to hire a stock boy part time , know of any who would be interested? It would require someone to help myself and SIH to get things down off those high shelves whenever it is needed!!:cool:

Why, you are in luck, ma'am. I am perfectly suited for such a "position" seeing as I am 6'7" tall. And I'll work for almost nuthin'.

[mom4conservatives]

Why, you are in luck, ma'am. I am perfectly suited for such a "position" seeing as I am 6'7" tall. And I'll work for almost nuthin'.

we pay here in products needed if that's ok with you? Now come up stairs with me into my office so we can fill out some paper work,

YOUR HIRED!!!:cool: :hug: :)

SIH is going to be very pleased

We have a few cashier positions left open, no of any good reliable men?

Oh and I need a meat butcher, this cutting of the meat, especially at lunch time in the deli, stinks!!

[XXL Frank]

Now come up stairs with me into my office so we can fill out some paper work,


Why, Yes Ma'am that would be fine. Do I really have to wear a skirt?

[Jesso]

Skirts on guys are hot! :drool:

[mom4conservatives]

Why, Yes Ma'am that would be fine. Do I really have to wear a skirt?

Oh no, the men in this houz, um store, where white tshirts and Tight black pants so we can look at your arm muscles and your cute booties!!

[rosiegirl]

I'd like some of those circus candies please and thankyou

[mom4conservatives]

He there SIH, how was your lunch break?, it's a dinner break for me, and damn it i still can't find the keys!! See in a bit!! Meet our newest employee, he will be stock our shelves!! Still need a butcher and 2 more cashier's!! Tighten your shirt a little more, make your mini skirt even more mini, and I know you will find um for us, you did such an awesome job with the coffee, bar and deli, and the legal workers you got, damn women, you go!!

I will run to the bank to, we are in need of some change and one's!!

[SeanIsHOT]

Why, you are in luck, ma'am. I am perfectly suited for such a "position" seeing as I am 6'7" tall. And I'll work for almost nuthin'.

Welcome Frank ! I Loooooove tall men so you will fit right in here with me. Now let's close this office door while I orientate you !! Lie down - uh I mean sit down !
:lol:

[SeanIsHOT]

I'd like some of those circus candies please and thankyou

What are circus candies Rosie? Maybe Mom4 will know - we'll ask her when she gets back.

[XXL Frank]

Welcome Frank ! I Loooooove tall men so you will fit right in here with me. Now let's close this office door while I orientate you !! Lie down - uh I mean sit down !
:lol:

This is the best job I ever had.

[rosiegirl]

What are circus candies Rosie? Maybe Mom4 will know - we'll ask her when she gets back.

Isn't that what they are called?

Circus peanuts or something like that.

[rosiegirl]

Welcome Frank ! I Loooooove tall men so you will fit right in here with me. Now let's close this office door while I orientate you !! Lie down - uh I mean sit down !
:lol:


:eek: :eek: :eek:

[SeanIsHOT]

He there SIH, how was your lunch break?, it's a dinner break for me, and damn it i still can't find the keys!! See in a bit!! Meet our newest employee, he will be stock our shelves!! Still need a butcher and 2 more cashier's!! Tighten your shirt a little more, make your mini skirt even more mini, and I know you will find um for us, you did such an awesome job with the coffee, bar and deli, and the legal workers you got, damn women, you go!!

I will run to the bank to, we are in need of some change and one's!!

It was actually a nap. Those legal construction workers wore me out. Glad you like the coffee bar and deli. I aim to please !:)

[Jesso]

Pardon me, do you happen to sell mushrooms? I need some for dinner

[SeanIsHOT]

Pardon me, do you happen to sell mushrooms? I need some for dinner

Do you mean shrooms? :mrgreen: We have Portabello and ****aki ! Down Isle 13 and on the right.

[Jesso]

I'll take the ****aki's, thanks!

No I don't mean shrooms.. don't do that anymore :razz:

[XXL Frank]

I'll take the ****aki's, thanks!

No I don't mean shrooms.. don't do that anymore :razz:

If you need any help finding them, OR if you would like to have them delivered to your home, I, as stock boy, would be more than willing to help.

[Jesso]

You could deliver them to me.. but I just got out of the shower.. I'd hafta hurry up and get dressed :neutral:

[XXL Frank]

You could deliver them to me.. but I just got out of the shower.. I'd hafta hurry up and get dressed :neutral:

That's okay. Can I get you a towel or would you rather drip dry?

[Jesso]

You don't need to get me a towel.. you'd enjoy it too much :razz:

[SeanIsHOT]

I'll take the ****aki's, thanks!

No I don't mean shrooms.. don't do that anymore :razz:

I have never tried them but my daughter did while she was in Amsterdam where they are legal. And so is pot. :eek:

[XXL Frank]

I have never tried them but my daughter did while she was in Amsterdam where they are legal. And so is pot. :eek:

What a cool, Mom.......(and I must say a great boss. It is a pleasure to work under you.) My Mom would blow her top if she knew what all I did in my younger days.

[rosiegirl]

I just want circus peanuts and you peeps wanna get high and naked :(

[Jesso]

:))

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/Hfca721.jpg

[XXL Frank]

I just want circus peanuts and you peeps wanna get high and naked :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[rosiegirl]

:))

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/Hfca721.jpg

There are my peanuts!

thank you!!

[SeanIsHOT]

:))

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/Hfca721.jpg

Thanks Jess -- you're good ! Do you need some part-time work? I'm overwhelmed here training Frank but Mom will show you the ropes if you are interested.

[Jesso]

The offer is tempting, but I don't know if I can handle another job.. between bartending, winning in the last poster thread, and keeping up with my "men".. I'm kinda overwhelmed!

[mom4conservatives]

The offer is tempting, but I don't know if I can handle another job.. between bartending, winning in the last poster thread, and keeping up with my "men".. I'm kinda overwhelmed!

Gosh, that's too bad you would be a great asset to any team!! You are a very busy girl, gosh when i was 23 I was runnin all over the place, us soon to be 31 girl's and 2 kids later are gonna have to hang up our dancin shoe's meet my hubby at 23!! Damn man, ruined my single life, and what a damn good one it was!! JJ I had to sell my townhouse which i loved because of him!! But got 2 great kids instead, def. more than a fair trade!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

SIH did you find my damn keys yet? That damn Osama on my key chain must be hiding in froggie's moon rocks!! Are you sure those workers you hired today aren't illegal, I think some stuff is missin!!

Oh here's the change and the One's be married to a banker, financial guy has it's advantages!!

Oh I see you meet Frank, good worker, he will def. keep the women in the store!!

Frank, don't forget to clock out when you leave, jj!

[mom4conservatives]

OK boys and girls 15 min. till closing or the night, what ever you need to get thru the night, get it now, other wise, you are SOL. Well at least till 9 manana morning!!

lol,

shop and shop happy!

SIH, we need the keys to lock this Houz!!

[JenyEliza]

Heh. If you were on EDT, you'd already be closed up and home by now. :))

Looks like you had a great "Grand Opening Day", Mom4. Cool. :cool:

[mom4conservatives]

Heh. If you were on EDT, you'd already be closed up and home by now. :))

Looks like you had a great "Grand Opening Day", Mom4. Cool. :cool:

Def. yes, and it's time too lock up and close down for the night do you need anything?

SIH , finally found my key's!

Hurry up I need to go home to my babies!!

Missed ya!

Still need a butcher and 2 cashier's!!

Got any suggestions?

[mom4conservatives]

Only gonna leave the store open while you are shoppin jeny,

ya know cust. service and all!

[mom4conservatives]

Ok SIH It's time to shut this baby down for the night, tomorrow wil be another day, crap I sound like Scarlett!!

Tomorrow we will clean the houz and make lot's of sandwiches for friends!!


Thanks for being such an awesome A.M.!!

Where the heck is Basic, he is our lead cashier, gonna have to talk to him bout that!

Love ya, 10 minutes till lights out

[basilisk]

I could use a clone of myself in order to get all my work done.

[mom4conservatives]

Ok all patrons are gone, long day, live for tomorrow and you yourself will be a better person!!

Lights off, door locked and everything valuable put up!!:)

[SeanIsHOT]

Ok all patrons are gone, long day, live for tomorrow and you yourself will be a better person!!

Lights off, door locked and everything valuable put up!!:)

Sorry, Mom4, got tied up here on another thread. I promise to do better tomorrow and I will make the sandwiches for ya. And some fresh Raspberry iced tea too.. I even bought the ingredients for the Boston Cream Pie. Um Um !

Nitey nite.

[mom4conservatives]

Sorry, Mom4, got tied up here on another thread. I promise to do better tomorrow and I will make the sandwiches for ya. And some fresh Raspberry iced tea too.. I even bought the ingredients for the Boston Cream Pie. Um Um !

Nitey nite.

Thanks SIH!!:hug: :) :cool:

[texan_rep]

so what time do you open? *peering in the window*

[SeanIsHOT]

so what time do you open? *peering in the window*
We officially open at 9:00 am CST but I am here cooking and baking so I'll let a nice guy like you in if you'd like a cup of coffee and a donut, or maybe some of my freshly made croissants????

[EnchantedFrog]

I need a big red paper clip.
I'm starting a new project.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13804920/

[ChloeP]

I need a big red paper clip.
I'm starting a new project.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13804920/

I've got this one....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/paperclip.jpg

[EnchantedFrog]

I've got this one....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/paperclip.jpg
That's a start.

I'll take it.

Along with a cup of expresso, please.

[rosiegirl]

May I be a cashier?

:)

Oh, and I'd like a cup of cafe mocha please

[texan_rep]

We officially open at 9:00 am CST but I am here cooking and baking so I'll let a nice guy like you in if you'd like a cup of coffee and a donut, or maybe some of my freshly made croissants????

ooooooooh....both of those sound good...could I sneak one of each? :)

[mom4conservatives]

Ok mom is here thank SIH for starting the baking early, I see Tex has had a few, 10min. till opening what's left that needs to be done???

Rosie I will get ya your espresso here i a few minutes, you wanna be a cashier you say, well let me and SIH discuss it, I am sure a great lady like yourself would be an asset to any team!! Maybe something more important!! Like Payroll, HR!! What da think?

Froggy what's the new project?

Hi ya Chloe!! What are we doing about your dress?:think:

[tatervt]

I'm not from around these parts.....Just need to fill 'er up and get some directions if ya don't mind

[texan_rep]

A few? :eek: Mom, just want to be perfectly clear, I have had no alcohol this morning...:angel:

[EnchantedFrog]

Froggy what's the new project?
Click the link in that post. Lookin' for a new rock.

[ChloeP]

Ok mom is here thank SIH for starting the baking early, I see Tex has had a few, 10min. till opening what's left that needs to be done???

Rosie I will get ya your espresso here i a few minutes, you wanna be a cashier you say, well let me and SIH discuss it, I am sure a great lady like yourself would be an asset to any team!! Maybe something more important!! Like Payroll, HR!! What da think?

Froggy what's the new project?

Hi ya Chloe!! What are we doing about your dress?:think:

If Rosie doesn't want it I've got experience in Payroll and HR...I could help out....

the dress...I don't know...I'm thinking of an off white skirt that I have with black and pink big flowers on it and a black sweater...if I get time tonight maybe I'll take a picture of it and see what you think. I'm going to be in trouble on the accessory front...I'm terrible with that stuff!

[mom4conservatives]

Ok shop's open, now let me get to all of these wonderful customers!!

Thanks froggy I will do that, Tex, then you should start drinking,jj

[mom4conservatives]

I'm not from around these parts.....Just need to fill 'er up and get some directions if ya don't mind

Ok pay inside please or at the pump, and where ya headed?

[mom4conservatives]

If Rosie doesn't want it I've got experience in Payroll and HR...I could help out....

the dress...I don't know...I'm thinking of an off white skirt that I have with black and pink big flowers on it and a black sweater...if I get time tonight maybe I'll take a picture of it and see what you think. I'm going to be in trouble on the accessory front...I'm terrible with that stuff!

Sounds nice, yeah send me a pic, I would love to help you out with that, do you wear silver or gold jewelry, oh and if Rosie does take the position I am most def. sure that SIH and I will find you something cool to do!!:lol:

[tatervt]

Is there a manager around here I could speak to?? This service was less than good

[ChloeP]

Sounds nice, yeah send me a pic, I would love to help you out with that, do you wear silver or gold jewelry, oh and if Rosie does take the position I am most def. sure that SIH and I will find you something cool to do!!:lol:


Ok...I'm a gold kinda girl...but I keep things pretty simple. I need a chunky necklace I'm thinking...but I hate spending money on stuff I'll only wear once or twice!

[mom4conservatives]

Is there a manager around here I could speak to?? This service was less than good

That would be me and what kinda problem do you have with the service? We are new and still ironing out all of the kinks, would you like to go to my office and discuss, or maybe a few sandwhiches for the road, on the houz!! I am sorry for your experience here, Mom4 always aims to plez!:lol:

[tatervt]

Are you trying to bribe me???

I did see some of the ladies you are interviewing for the HR position....Maybe this place isn't so bad after all

[Jesso]

Ok...I'm a gold kinda girl...but I keep things pretty simple. I need a chunky necklace I'm thinking...but I hate spending money on stuff I'll only wear once or twice!

2 Words..
Sugar Daddy

[ChloeP]

2 Words..
Sugar Daddy


Mr. P might find fault with that theory...

[mom4conservatives]

Are you trying to bribe me???

I did see some of the ladies you are interviewing for the HR position....Maybe this place isn't so bad after all

Gosh no just trying to be friendly and find out what the service problem is!! Hope to make every exp. here a good one!:lol:

[tatervt]

Well that back office to "discuss" the problem might be the best option....

[Jesso]

Mr. P might find fault with that theory...

:))

[ChloeP]

Well that back office to "discuss" the problem might be the best option....


No funny stuff tate!! Mom4 is a good girl....

[texan_rep]

Ok shop's open, now let me get to all of these wonderful customers!!

Thanks froggy I will do that, Tex, then you should start drinking,jj

Maybe you're right...:))

[tatervt]

Funny stuff?...From ME???

I'm just wondering why it took so long for someone to pump my stinking gas....This is Jersey right?

[mom4conservatives]

Well that back office to "discuss" the problem might be the best option....

Ok let's go, need something to drink to take up there?:question:

[mom4conservatives]

Maybe you're right...:))

I love ya tex, it's just like a good texan to know when to start drinking!:razz:

[tatervt]

Ok let's go, need something to drink to take up there?:question:
This office is upstairs?? Not sure that is a good idea...

But yea, I may need a red bull to have enough energy to get all my arguments out!

[ChloeP]

This office is upstairs?? Not sure that is a good idea...

But yea, I may need a red bull to have enough energy to get all my arguments out!


Do you need me to sit in as a third party?

[tatervt]

Do you need me to sit in as a third party?
Only if you think she may need some help.

Hey you look familiar....Did we meet on the KoRn bus in cleveland, 1996?

[mom4conservatives]

This office is upstairs?? Not sure that is a good idea...

But yea, I may need a red bull to have enough energy to get all my arguments out!

Well here are 2 red bull's just in case, and my oh my am I in for it, such anger, what for? I don't even know ya, but very glad you stopped in!!

Well let's go, Chloe if you will hang around for a bit, and if you here any loud thumps or bumps feel free to come on up, and save us both from getting arrested!!:((

[tatervt]

Well here are 2 red bull's just in case, and my oh my am I in for it, such anger, what for? I don't even know ya, but very glad you stopped in!!

Well let's go, Chloe if you will hang around for a bit, and if you here any loud thumps or bumps feel free to come on up, and save us both from getting arrested!!:((
You"ll know me soon enough....


Any Pop's store around here?

[tatervt]

Ok gotta hop back on the road....Is there a place to shower around here before I go by any chance?


G'dday mam'

[mom4conservatives]

You"ll know me soon enough....


Any Pop's store around here?

none that i know of, now can we go discuss this?:lol:

[mom4conservatives]

Ok gotta hop back on the road....Is there a place to shower around here before I go by any chance?


G'dday mam'

Yes in the back, here is a new towel, soap, razor, deodrant, wash cloth and cologne, need some shaving cream, have some of that too!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Got some whole wheat crackers, anchovies, gorgonzola cheese, and a nice tall bottle of Snapple raspberry-flavored iced tea?!

[EnchantedFrog]

Yes in the back, here is a new towel, soap, razor, deodrant, wash cloth and cologne, need some shaving cream, have some of that too!
I didn't know you also ran Mom's Truck Stop. :think:

[mom4conservatives]

Got some whole wheat crackers, anchovies, gorgonzola cheese, and a nice tall bottle of Snapple raspberry-flavored iced tea?!

We have it all here at the General Store Foxy, and you are welcome here anytime!:lol:

[Jesso]

Hey Mom.. I need a bottle of whipped cream, and some chocolate syrup.. where would I find that?

[mom4conservatives]

I didn't know you also ran Mom's Truck Stop. :think:

I knew someone was gonna say that, we just aim to please here, and we built with a little something for everyone, even libbie's!! There good people to and need a snack or something every once in a while!

How's that project going?:lol:

[mom4conservatives]

Hey Mom.. I need a bottle of whipped cream, and some chocolate syrup.. where would I find that?

Aisle 6, and I know where you are goin with that, and Mal's bar must be hoppin, say hello to everyone for me!!

Mornin Jess!!:lol:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

We have it all here at the General Store Foxy, and you are welcome here anytime!:lol:

Cool! I will have enough of each for a quick lunch.

[Jesso]

Whatever are you talking about.. I was going to make sundaes! :shifty:


And Good Morning :hug:

[mom4conservatives]

Whatever are you talking about.. I was going to make sundaes! :shifty:


And Good Morning :hug:

Oh sure, :surprised ok enjoy your sundaes!!

[mom4conservatives]

Cool! I will have enough of each for a quick lunch.

Your totally welcome to eat what ever you would like!!:lol:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Your totally welcome to eat what ever you would like!!:lol:

Thanks! You've got REALLY good gorgonzola cheese!

[mom4conservatives]

Thanks! You've got REALLY good gorgonzola cheese!

Everything here is REALLY good and tasty, SIH worked very hard this mornin, she makes a mean boston cream pie, would like a piece, of that or anything else?

[texan_rep]

Isn't everything from Boston mean? :shifty:

[mom4conservatives]

Isn't everything from Boston mean? :shifty:

ROTHFLMAO

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Everything here is REALLY good and tasty, SIH worked very hard this mornin, she makes a mean boston cream pie, would like a piece, of that or anything else?

As really tempting as that is, I will have to pass. Don't want to regain the 70 lbs. that I have lost since late last September!

I will take a bowl of some lime sherbet, though.

[mom4conservatives]

As really tempting as that is, I will have to pass. Don't want to regain the 70 lbs. that I have lost since late last September!

I will take a bowl of some lime sherbet, though.

Lime sherbert, is on Aisle 4, good choice though!!:lol:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Lime sherbert, is on Aisle 4, good choice though!!:lol:

I thought that you would concur!!! :D :D :D

[mom4conservatives]

I thought that you would concur!!! :D :D :D

Can you share some with me please?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Can you share some with me please?

Of course!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I even have some gorgonzola cheese and crackers left over! I ate all of the anchovies, though. :redface: :redface: :redface:

[mom4conservatives]

Of course!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I even have some gorgonzola cheese and crackers left over! I ate all of the anchovies, though. :redface: :redface: :redface:

Great, and good i hate anchovies!!:sick:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Great, and good i hate anchovies!!:sick:

Great!!! I will leave the cheese and crackers and the sherbet on top of the counter at Table #3. Enjoy!

BTW, the anchovies were also very good! They were nice and firm and had that strong anchovy taste! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Ciao!!!

[czzzaar]

Yes, I'd like all the Korans you have, five gallons of gasoline, and a pack of cigarettes, please.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Yes, I'd like all the Korans you have, five gallons of gasoline, and a pack of cigarettes, please.

You will have to get the Korans at the bookstore just around the corner from the general store. But Mom4 should have the gasoline and cigarettes.

[mom4conservatives]

Yes, I'd like all the Korans you have, five gallons of gasoline, and a pack of cigarettes, please.

Gasoline, and Cigarrette's def. we have books, but no Koran's sorry!!

What brand ya smokin?:lol:

[mom4conservatives]

Great!!! I will leave the cheese and crackers and the sherbet on top of the counter at Table #3. Enjoy!

BTW, the anchovies were also very good! They were nice and firm and had that strong anchovy taste! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Ciao!!!

Yummy, thanks foxy!! Glad you enjoyed I will keep them stocked fresh, esp. for you, speaking of stocked where's that Tall handsome stock boy of ours? SIH, you gotten a call from him?, I need something in the back, and I can't reach it!!:((

[SeanIsHOT]

Yummy, thanks foxy!! Glad you enjoyed I will keep them stocked fresh, esp. for you, speaking of stocked where's that Tall handsome stock boy of ours? SIH, you gotten a call from him?, I need something in the back, and I can't reach it!!:((

Last time I saw Frank he was sleeping under the desk in the office. When I finished baking the bread and pastries and looked again he was gone ! Ummmmm. You need to have a serious talk with him MOM4. :think:

[mom4conservatives]

Last time I saw Frank he was sleeping under the desk in the office. When I finished baking the bread and pastries and looked again he was gone ! Ummmmm. You need to have a serious talk with him MOM4. :think:

Gonna have to take him upstairs to the office again, I know he's gonna hate that!!

ATTN: All shopper's if anyone see's a really good looking tall guy sleeping anywhere in this store please come to customer service!!

[mom4conservatives]

To Rosiegirl, and ChloeP,


SIH and I have discussed this very important matter, and she and I totally agree that you two would be tremendous, Rosie if you would take care of the monies, bank drops, payroll all the reg. full of the right monies, and Chloe we would like you to head up HR, ya know make sure everything is fair and on the up and up, and do the paperwork with the new employee's, interviewing, recomendations to for the hired help!!

Hope you will both accept, we would be honored!!:lol: :hug: :dance:

[ChloeP]

K..Mom4...here is the outfit. Didn't photograph terribly well, but I think you can get an idea....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/100_0837.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/100_0838.jpg

[ChloeP]

To Rosiegirl, and ChloeP,


SIH and I have discussed this very important matter, and she and I totally agree that you two would be tremendous, Rosie if you would take care of the monies, bank drops, payroll all the reg. full of the right monies, and Chloe we would like you to head up HR, ya know make sure everything is fair and on the up and up, and do the paperwork with the new employee's, interviewing, recomendations to for the hired help!!

Hope you will both accept, we would be honored!!:lol: :hug: :dance:

Super, I'm in

[mom4conservatives]

Super, I'm in

Super Hurray!!!!
:dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :angel: :angel: :lol: :lol: :hug: :hug:

[mom4conservatives]

K..Mom4...here is the outfit. Didn't photograph terribly well, but I think you can get an idea....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/100_0837.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/ChloePortz/100_0838.jpg

Perfect I love the skirt, now are you gonna where some cute little black sandals?

[ChloeP]

Perfect I love the skirt, now are you gonna where some cute little black sandals?


yes, strappy, small heels. But...I need a necklace!!!!!

[mom4conservatives]

yes, strappy, small heels. But...I need a necklace!!!!!

What ya got at home?

[ChloeP]

What ya got at home?


A little Ohio State O necklace and some tiny black beaded ones. But they don't stand out enough. Plus the sweater is scooped neck and the black beaded necklaces are both Y shaped and look better with a V neck. I really think with the sweater being so plain I need something bold and chunky and I have NOTHING in that catagory. :((

[mom4conservatives]

A little Ohio State O necklace and some tiny black beaded ones. But they don't stand out enough. Plus the sweater is scooped neck and the black beaded necklaces are both Y shaped and look better with a V neck. I really think with the sweater being so plain I need something bold and chunky and I have NOTHING in that catagory. :((

How about this,

http://www.qvc.com/img/J/19/J97619s.jpg


:razz:

[ChloeP]

How about this,

http://www.qvc.com/img/J/19/J97619s.jpg


:razz:


nothing there ... :(

what do you think of this one...

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_9/602-8123035-1466240?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000FEPYEI

[mom4conservatives]

nothing there ... :(

what do you think of this one...

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_9/602-8123035-1466240?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000FEPYEI

Perfect!! I know i gotta check the link, now what about earrings and maybe a bracelet?

[ChloeP]

Perfect!! I know i gotta check the link, now what about earrings and maybe a bracelet?

Earrings have to be my diamond studs. I'm allergic to everything, these are the only ones I've ever been able to wear.

Working on a bracelet now.

[tatervt]

Boy, that was a long shower.... but thanks, I needed it

[mom4conservatives]

ATTN: all shopper's we are having a sale on paper towels, toilet paper, and all choc. products they are now buy one get one free!:whistle:

[czzzaar]

Gasoline, and Cigarrette's def. we have books, but no Koran's sorry!!

What brand ya smokin?:lol:

I'm not smoking them so whatever's cheapest will be fine.

[rosiegirl]

Rosie I will get ya your espresso here i a few minutes, you wanna be a cashier you say, well let me and SIH discuss it, I am sure a great lady like yourself would be an asset to any team!! Maybe something more important!! Like Payroll, HR!! What da think?



Who is SIH?

Cashier is good for me.

Do you pay $20.00 an hour?

[mom4conservatives]

5 Minutes till closing whateve you want get it now!!:lol:

[thankourtroops]

I'd like...

these 3 comic books
a notebook
a bottle of aspirin
2 peppermint patties
4 packs of bubble gum
a deck of cards
a box of pins
a box of thumbtacks
these shoe sole inserts
14 of these really cool refrigerator magnets
:shifty:
and one box of ribbed for her pleasure trojans please...:redface:

[thankourtroops]

5 Minutes till closing whateve you want get it now!!:lol:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You gotta stay open and take my last order....

This is exactly what happened on PROM NIGHT!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!

[mom4conservatives]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You gotta stay open and take my last order....

This is exactly what happened on PROM NIGHT!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!

Ok you have every thing you wanted here in my basket i am handing you, including the very small text item you sent!! BTW what heck do you need all this for?? Store is locked, yet anyone in here right now can shop, but eventually the staff here had to go to bed!!

[mom4conservatives]

Ok lights off store closed, see ya'll manana!!:lol:

[thankourtroops]

Ok you have every thing you wanted here in my basket i am handing you, including the very small text item you sent!! BTW what heck do you need all this for?? Store is locked, yet anyone in here right now can shop, but eventually the staff here had to go to bed!!
whew!!! You are a life saver mom...

And um... I only actually needed one of the items. ;)

The guys on here will understand my post more than the girls.

[mom4conservatives]

whew!!! You are a life saver mom...

And um... I only actually needed one of the items. ;)

The guys on here will understand my post more than the girls.

Glad I could help, can I lock up and go home now??

Enjoy!!:lol:

[texan_rep]

mmmmmm...that early coffee sure smells good...:drool:

[mom4conservatives]

mmmmmm...that early coffee sure smells good...:drool:

Mornin tex, come on in the back you can help me with these fresh croissants and put them up, i need a couple of boxes down to, can you help me out Frank is MIA!!:hug:

[texan_rep]

sure thing, mom...assuming you trust me around those croissants...;) :drool:

:hug:

[SeanIsHOT]

Mornin tex, come on in the back you can help me with these fresh croissants and put them up, i need a couple of boxes down to, can you help me out Frank is MIA!!:hug:

Mornin Mom4 - looks like Frank needs the boot ! Maybe we can hire us a hunk like Darth Bush to help out ! What do ya think about that?

[rosiegirl]

Chocolate donuts today?

[mom4conservatives]

Mornin Mom4 - looks like Frank needs the boot ! Maybe we can hire us a hunk like Darth Bush to help out ! What do ya think about that?

It's totally cool with me!! mornin girl!!:hug:

[mom4conservatives]

sure thing, mom...assuming you trust me around those croissants...;) :drool:

:hug:

Oh tex of course!!:dance:

[rosiegirl]

I'd like a donut :(

[texan_rep]

mooooooooooooommmmm!!!

We got any donuts?

[EnchantedFrog]

Do I smell biscuits?