Mom4's General Store

[XXL Frank]

The Epinephrine Display, next to the "men's magazines."

Correct!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

My, what a large epi-pen you have! :mrgreen:

Trust me, I don't have it. The General Store has it. You will need to talk to Mom4 about that one.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Correct!!

I was afraid of that one.

[republicanprincess]

The Epinephrine Display, next to the "men's magazines."

where are the ladies magazines?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

where are the ladies magazines?

Two (2) ailes further back from the men's magazine rack.

[rosiegirl]

I'd like two aspirin and a headache please.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I'd like two aspirin and a headache please.

The aspirin are in the drugstore. The headache?! You will have to make arrangements with Tatervt about that one!

[XXL Frank]

where are the ladies magazines?

They're all up in Mom's office.

[lee66219]

"Uh miss, I need those things that guys use when they are on a date and they don't want to be called "Daddy" real soon. Where are those thingees?"

[texan_rep]

They're all up in Mom's office.

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

[FoxGranadaChuck]

"Uh miss, I need those things that guys use when they are on a date and they don't want to be called "Daddy" real soon. Where are those thingees?"

Those are special-order items from the drugstore in the back of the General Store.

[XXL Frank]

"Uh miss, I need those things that guys use when they are on a date and they don't want to be called "Daddy" real soon. Where are those thingees?"

Again, In the aisle with the men's magazines, epinephrine display and espresso machine. If you need to wrap it up, get it up, or keep it up, you can find it on that aisle.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

They're all up in Mom's office.

Actually, there are only a few in Mom's office. What mags are not in two ailes behind the men's mags are most likely in Jesso's office.

[curtis123]

Hey, I finally found Mom's general store!

How you doin', Ma?

Some Slim Jims and a six-pack to go, please.

[XXL Frank]

Actually, there are only a few in Mom's office. What mags are not in two ailes behind the men's mags are most likely in Jesso's office.

Jesso has an office? Does she conduct "interviews", as well?

[republicanprincess]

I'm going to visit Mom in her office. I need to, uh, give her this reciept. :whistle:

[XXL Frank]

I'm going to visit Mom in her office. I need to, uh, give her this reciept. :whistle:

Be sure to knock first.

[lee66219]

Again, In the aisle with the men's magazines, epinephrine display and espresso machine. If you need to wrap it up, get it up, or keep it up, you can find it on that aisle.

Sure, now why don't you just yell is out for everybody in the store to hear? Embarass the hell out of me...glad I didn't come in here for Tampons.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Jesso has an office? Does she conduct "interviews", as well?

Yep. Jesso is the new manager now.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Sure, now why don't you just yell is out for everybody in the store to hear? Embarass the hell out of me...glad I didn't come in here for Tampons.

That is exactly why those are special-order items from the drugstore!!!

[Jesso]

Jesso has an office? Does she conduct "interviews", as well?

Yes I do, do you need to come upstairs and 'speak' with me? ;)

[XXL Frank]

Sure, now why don't you just yell is out for everybody in the store to hear? Embarass the hell out of me...glad I didn't come in here for Tampons.

HEY CHUCK!!!! CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON THE TROJANS AISLE 3, PLEASE!!!!!................"NO THE ONE'S LABELED "FOR HER PLEASURE".........."YEAH, THAT"S THEM."............"THANKS!!"

There you are sir, that'll be $4.50.

[lee66219]

HEY CHUCK!!!! CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON THE TROJANS AISLE 3, PLEASE!!!!!................"NO THE ONE'S LABELED "FOR HER PLEASURE".........."YEAH, THAT"S THEM."............"THANKS!!"

There you are sir, that'll be $4.50.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[XXL Frank]

Yes I do, do you need to come upstairs and 'speak' with me? ;)

Yes, ma'am. I would like to "discuss" a few things with you.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

HEY CHUCK!!!! CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON THE TROJANS AISLE 3, PLEASE!!!!!................"NO THE ONE'S LABELED "FOR HER PLEASURE".........."YEAH, THAT"S THEM."............"THANKS!!"

There you are sir, that'll be $4.50.

Again Frank, those are special-order items from the drugstore. I don't work in the drugstore!

[Jesso]

Yes, ma'am. I would like to "discuss" a few things with you.

Alright, come on up... ;)

[XXL Frank]

Again Frank, those are special-order items from the drugstore. I don't work in the drugstore!

Who runs the pharmacy? Stu?

[Jesso]

Stu works here?

I'll be putting an end to that real quickly..

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Who runs the pharmacy? Stu?

That would be Tatervt.

[XXL Frank]

That would be Tatervt.

No wonder I can't find the condoms.

[XXL Frank]

That would be ChloeP.

That would explain all the annoying buckeyes all over the floor.

[curtis123]

Stu works here?

I'll be putting an end to that real quickly..

Look at that. The power has already corrupted.

Gotta stock up for the weekend trail ride:

beef jerky
2 bags of cheetos
a pound of bacon
eggs
string cheese
condoms (extra large)
tin foil
matches

[lee66219]

Look at that. The power has already corrupted.

Gotta stock up for the weekend trail ride:

beef jerky
2 bags of cheetos
a pound of bacon
eggs
string cheese
condoms (extra large)
tin foil
matches


Frank...you want to show him how you treat guys who need condoms around here?

[XXL Frank]

condoms (extra large)


Man!! You can tell it's Friday. HEY CHUCK!!!!! WHERE DO I GET THE RUBBERS AGAIN?!?!?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Man!! You can tell it's Friday. HEY CHUCK!!!!! WHERE DO I GET THE RUBBERS AGAIN?!?!?

Again, those are special-order items from the drugstore. Place an order today, they should be here within seven (7) working days.

[rosiegirl]

The aspirin are in the drugstore. The headache?! You will have to make arrangements with Tatervt about that one!


:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[lee66219]

Again, those are special-order items from the drugstore. Place an order today, they should be here within seven (7) working days.


Seven days......Gee Curtis can you hold on that long? I mean wait that long? I mean...:)

[XXL Frank]

Again, those are special-order items from the drugstore. Place an order today, they should be here within seven (7) working days.

No good. Okay, How about some Saran Wrap?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Seven days......Gee Curtis can you hold on that long? I mean wait that long? I mean...:)

If he can't wait that long, I would strongly recommend that Curtis go to Jimmy's Convenience Store further down the highway in Jackson, about twenty (20) miles. They are normally steeped in "rubbers"!

Look for the convenience store with the camouflage-colored awning.

[texan_rep]

No good. Okay, How about some Saran Wrap?

OOH! OOH! I know! Aisle 13!

:eek:

ummmm...nevermind...I was just going...:redface:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

No good. Okay, How about some Saran Wrap?

Saran Wrap?! Aisle 13.

[rosiegirl]

Good lord, I must be old,
what does Saran wrap do for ya?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good lord, I must be old,
what does Saran wrap do for ya?

Ask Frank and Curtis, since they were the ones requesting it.

[rosiegirl]

Rosie's askin'

[Jesso]

OOH! OOH! I know! Aisle 13!

:eek:

ummmm...nevermind...I was just going...:redface:

That was fun wasn't it..

er I mean, yeah aisle 13

[rosiegirl]

I'm lost :(

[Jesso]

Trust me, you don't want to know

[rosiegirl]

Trust me, you don't want to know

I don't?

[republicanprincess]

I don't?

I want to know too!

[rosiegirl]

tell us!

[XXL Frank]

Good lord, I must be old,
what does Saran wrap do for ya?

When the chips are down, you've got to improvise.

[rosiegirl]

Rosie's chips are never down :)

[tatervt]

Can I get some corn chips (bbq of course)

[rosiegirl]

ping mom.

[Jesso]

Tate, check Aisle 2, on the right

[rosiegirl]

Do you sell Cowboy hats?

[Jesso]

Yes ma'am

Look on the back wall, near the novelty items ;)

[curtis123]

Yes ma'am

Look on the back wall, near the novelty items ;)

NOVELTY?!! Why I oughtta...

Get a Stetson or Resistol.

[notluzn]

GPS phone please!

[Jesso]

NOVELTY?!! Why I oughtta...

Get a Stetson or Resistol.

I don't think she wants it to ride a horse...
Well I guess it's all in how you phrase things ;) :shhh:

[curtis123]

I don't think she wants it to ride a horse...
Well I guess it's all in how you phrase things ;) :shhh:

We call it "all hat and no cattle"...nothing wrong with that, though.

[rosiegirl]

I wanna wear it!

[curtis123]

I wanna wear it!
That's cool. I like cowgirls. You might feel the urge to take up barrel racing.http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/curtis123_2006/cowboy.gif

[rosiegirl]

What's that?

[curtis123]

What's that?
hmmm...looks like we've gotta cowgirl you up a bit...

http://www.canadiancowboys.ca/images/cca-event-barrel.jpg

[rosiegirl]

man, that looks like fun!

[Jesso]

hmmm...looks like we've gotta cowgirl you up a bit...

http://www.canadiancowboys.ca/images/cca-event-barrel.jpg

I'll let her borrow one of my outfits ;)

[curtis123]

I'll let her borrow one of my outfits ;)
You've got the spurs, no doubt ;)

[curtis123]

man, that looks like fun!
My daughter just started barrel racing. I have to practically pull her off the horse at the end of the day, she loves it so much.

[rosiegirl]

your daughter rocks!

[curtis123]

your daughter rocks!
Yes, she does, thank you. Actually, that's not her in the pic, though, just one I pulled up as an example.

[rosiegirl]

she still rocks!

[rosiegirl]

Where is Mom? :(

[Jesso]

I don't know :(

[rosiegirl]

Did she leave us?

[notluzn]

who is mom?

[Jesso]

Don't think so.. I've seen her online, on other places... I'll msg her

[Jesso]

mom- mom4conservatives

[rosiegirl]

any word?

[tatervt]

is she still upstairs in the office?

I left like an hour ago

[Jesso]

Nope, not yet..

[rosiegirl]

mom?!

[ChloeP]

She requested to be inactivated because someone was creeping her out. She has requested to Lee that she be reinstated, but hasn't heard back yet.

[tatervt]

Booo

[tatervt]

Hooo

[Jesso]

Need a tissue?

Aisle 8

[FoxGranadaChuck]

She requested to be inactivated because someone was creeping her out. She has requested to Lee that she be reinstated, but hasn't heard back yet.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[tatervt]

It was YOU fox....now we know

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It was YOU fox....now we know

OK, OK, I should have known better than to post my pics here in this forum! I simply thought that the monitors would break and spiderweb. I didn't know that my face would drive someone crazy! LOL

(On second thought, I should have realized that, since looking at my face drives me crazy every morning. LOL)

:think: :think: :think:

[Jesso]

You have a cute face ;)

[SeanIsHOT]

She requested to be inactivated because someone was creeping her out. She has requested to Lee that she be reinstated, but hasn't heard back yet.
Creeped out is not the correct term. It was brought to Mom4's attention by someone how easily her personal information (home phone, address, etc.) could be obtained online. At that time, she requested to Lee to become inactive because of past personal happenings in her life. Since then Mom4 has taken steps to eliminate some of these problems. She now feels comfortable posting again and requested her account be reactivated but has yet to hear back from Lee. I am sure Mom4 wishes for this discussion to end. It is a personal issue that has brought back many unpleasant memories.. She is now thankful to the person who advised her regarding the easy access of personal information online. In my view, we will be seeing Mom4 back here again sooner than later as she was never banned.

[Jesso]

Thanks for clearing that up :)

[ChloeP]

Creeped out is not the correct term. It was brought to Mom4's attention by someone how easily her personal information (home phone, address, etc.) could be obtained online. At that time, she requested to Lee to become inactive because of past personal happenings in her life. Since then Mom4 has taken steps to eliminate some of these problems. She now feels comfortable posting again and requested her account be reactivated but has yet to hear back from Lee. I am sure Mom4 wishes for this discussion to end. It is a personal issue that has brought back many unpleasant memories.. She is now thankful to the person who advised her regarding the easy access of personal information online. In my view, we will be seeing Mom4 back here again sooner than later as she was never banned.


Sorry...just trying to give the reader's digest version...

[rosiegirl]

that's odd.

[ChloeP]

that's odd.

don't worry about it, she's fine.

[rosiegirl]

okie dokie.....

[chichimama]

Patiently waiting for Mom4 to come back. :)


And I understand the concern after my ex-husband tracked me down via the internet. One of the reasons I have a shotgun now.

[rosiegirl]

shotgun?

lol, sweet.....

[chichimama]

shotgun?

lol, sweet.....

I'm a lousy shot with a handgun. :redface:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hoping that Mom4 will return to us really soon....

[chichimama]

Hey, if we start chanting, will that work? :mrgreen:

Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hey, if we start chanting, will that work? :mrgreen:

Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!

I will join in:

Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!

[chichimama]

:eek: No!!! Not the blue fonts!!! Arghh!!! My eyes are crossed now! :))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

:eek: No!!! Not the blue fonts!!! Arghh!!! My eyes are crossed now! :))

:)) :)) :)) :))

[SeanIsHOT]

Hey, if we start chanting, will that work? :mrgreen:

Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!
Mom4 come open your store!
Yea, Mom4 hurry up and get in here. This store is going broke without you and I won't return to work here until you get back. And I miss you especially in the Political Forums. You have a lot of insight and information on political subjects which is the reason you and I got on this Board to begin with. HURRY UP AND GET BACK !

[FoxGranadaChuck]

^what SIH said!!!^

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I wish that Mom4 woud return like really soon! I am in dire need of anchovies, crackers, and feta cheese right about now!

[Jesso]

Yeah, Bump for Mom!

( good find chuck! )

[texan_rep]

mom...? :cry:

*nose pressed against window*

[chichimama]

Yea! Where is she? Please come back. We miss you. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sad0075.gif

[tha malcontent™]

Yea! Where is she? Please come back. We miss you. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sad0075.gif

Hi...

:)

peace...

[mom4conservatives]

Anyone need to shop?

Mom4 is in the houz!!:lol:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Anyone need to shop?

Mom4 is in the houz!!:lol:

I don't need anything right now, but it sure is nice having you back with us!!! :D :D :D

I'll be back to the general store later!

[mom4conservatives]

I don't need anything right now, but it sure is nice having you back with us!!! :D :D :D

I'll be back to the general store later!

I ya foxy, nice to chat with you again, It seems you are still your sweet self!

How is your dad?

[Bery GOP Girl]

Any specials in the store tonight?

[mom4conservatives]

Any specials in the store tonight?

You know I think so, I am a bit rusty here, gotta get my groove back!!

ATTN: All shopper's MOM4 IS BACK, so anything alcoholic is on the house, and any sweet treats, or chips, salsa etc. But some special exceptions might be made!

What would you like Bery?

[Bery GOP Girl]

You know I think so, I am a bit rusty here, gotta get my groove back!!

ATTN: All shopper's MOM4 IS BACK, so anything alcoholic is on the house, and any sweet treats, or chips, salsa etc. But some special exceptions might be made!

What would you like Bery?
You are awesome!!! My poison is a vodka tonic with a lime...please!!!

[Jesso]

You are awesome!!! My poison is a vodka tonic with a lime...please!!!

You know, we already have a bar in WP, if you need a drynk.

[Bery GOP Girl]

You know, we already have a bar in WP, if you need a drynk.
I try to stay away from there lol I like it in TP, much safer :lol:

[mom4conservatives]

You are awesome!!! My poison is a vodka tonic with a lime...please!!!

Well here ya go!! I am a wine drinker myself, but I haven't been doing it during the week anymore, got a household to run ya know! Every now and then after my boyz are asleep. But drynkin was gettin me into too much trouble. But I do like my glass on friday nights!!

Anything else my dear!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I ya foxy, nice to chat with you again, It seems you are still your sweet self!

How is your dad?

Not very well. He has been in the VA hospital during this past week with pneumonia. They essentially sent him yesterday to a nursing home to die. To say that he is suffering is a very mild understatement! He can't keep much food down, and the only medicine that he will accept now is pain medication.

[Bery GOP Girl]

Not very well. He has been in the VA hospital during this past week with pneumonia. They essentially sent him yesterday to a nursing home to die. To say that he is suffering is a very mild understatement! He can't keep much food down, and the only medicine that he will accept now is pain medication.
Oh no hun...I send prayers to him and you. Hugs!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Oh no hun...I send prayers to him and you. Hugs!

Thanks Bery!!!

[Bery GOP Girl]

Thanks Bery!!!
Now bend over babe!!! :twisted: :drool:

[mom4conservatives]

Not very well. He has been in the VA hospital during this past week with pneumonia. They essentially sent him yesterday to a nursing home to die. To say that he is suffering is a very mild understatement! He can't keep much food down, and the only medicine that he will accept now is pain medication.

Oh my gosh I am heart sick for you, pm his name so I can get him and you and your family on my prayer list at church. I will be thinking of you and him.

Now I wished i hadn't asked, i was hoping for some better news. How are you holding up? Do you have family around?

[mom4conservatives]

Now bend over babe!!! :twisted: :drool:

I think you are more twisted than I am!:razz:

[Bery GOP Girl]

I think you are more twisted than I am!:razz:
You have no idea :twisted: *cracks my whip*

[mom4conservatives]

You have no idea :twisted: *cracks my whip*

Ok do you need another round of groceries!!

[morticia_28_358]

hmmm.......does this establishment have a liquor license...

or a permit for those "plants" in the back.....

[Bery GOP Girl]

Ok do you need another round of groceries!!
YES!!! LOL

[mom4conservatives]

hmmm.......does this establishment have a liquor license...

or a permit for those "plants" in the back.....

HI Ya Morticia, long time no see, well I guess it depends on who you ask!

[morticia_28_358]

i was just wonderin which on of yas had those "glaucoma ferns" in the back trying to pass them off as bare "mater" plants

[Bery GOP Girl]

:eek:

[mom4conservatives]

i was just wonderin which on of yas had those "glaucoma ferns" in the back trying to pass them off as bare "mater" plants

Very funny, I like your sig. line, but I miss your old avie!

[Bery GOP Girl]

You like my warrior kitty?

[mom4conservatives]

You like my warrior kitty?

Very much so!!

[Bery GOP Girl]

Very much so!!
Me too...nice kitty too LOL LOL :twisted:

[Dreamy]

Nice to see you are open for business again Mom4Conservatives.:hug: You have been missed.

I don't suppose you carry my type of lipstick?:))

[Bery GOP Girl]

Hey Dreamy...always nice to see you!!!!! Been a while too hun.

[Dreamy]

Hey Dreamy...always nice to see you!!!!! Been a while too hun.

You rock Bery except for your baseball team. lol Red Sox fan 4 life. ;):lol:

[Bery GOP Girl]

You rock Bery except for your baseball team. lol Red Sox fan 4 life. ;):lol:
Well, we all can't be perfect lol I forgive ya :lol: You rock too hun!!!!!!

[Dreamy]

Well, we all can't be perfect lol I forgive ya :lol: You rock too hun!!!!!!

No Arya tonight? I was hoping she would be around shopping at Mom's. lol

[Bery GOP Girl]

No Arya tonight? I was hoping she would be around shopping at Mom's. lol
I know...she is my girl! Miss her too

[chichimama]

You know I think so, I am a bit rusty here, gotta get my groove back!!

ATTN: All shopper's MOM4 IS BACK, so anything alcoholic is on the house, and any sweet treats, or chips, salsa etc. But some special exceptions might be made!

What would you like Bery?

Welcome back Mom! We missed you! It's 6:30 a.m. and I'd like some coffee, please. I'll sip it while I'm sitting on my front porch to watch Ernesto blow by.

[mom4conservatives]

Welcome back Mom! We missed you! It's 6:30 a.m. and I'd like some coffee, please. I'll sip it while I'm sitting on my front porch to watch Ernesto blow by.

Sorry it took so long chichimama, I hope the withdraws arent to bad!!

Today is a school day and a trip to Lowe's wow I love that store!!

But here ya go!!

Good to see ya, how's the pup?:)

[mom4conservatives]

Nice to see you are open for business again Mom4Conservatives.:hug: You have been missed.

I don't suppose you carry my type of lipstick?:))

Dreamy I will order it just for you!:hug:

[mom4conservatives]

Mom4 store is now open for business today!!

Here is a diet pepsi for the wonderful and thirsty ChloeP

[ChloeP]

Woo Hoo!!!!! Store's open!!!

[tatervt]

Whom's (for you CP) in charge around here these days??

[ChloeP]

Whom's (for you CP) in charge around here these days??
:hand:

[mom4conservatives]

Woo Hoo!!!!! Store's open!!!

Yes due to high demand from the wonderful people here at Hannity!

No SHOP!!

I will be in and out today, but I am sure that my good friends will help out!!


BTW, Dreamy I got your lipstick in!! May I borrow it?

[super cool ski instructor]

What is going on here? What is this thread all about??

[mom4conservatives]

What is going on here? What is this thread all about??

It's actually pretty fun. Read the original OP, and you will see!!

Anything you would like, Mom4's store will have or we will find it!!


Good to see you Ski, I think we have some pea pod's didn't you say you where hungry?

[mom4conservatives]

Shop and look around, I have to go cook all of you all some lunch, be back in a few. Chloe will you run the reg. for me while I am Cooking?

[super cool ski instructor]

It's actually pretty fun. Read the original OP, and you will see!!

Anything you would like, Mom4's store will have or we will find it!!


Good to see you Ski, I think we have some pea pod's didn't you say you where hungry?
Pea Pods and Kool-Aid!!! I hear Jim Jones might be coming over for dinner :twisted:

[ChloeP]

What is going on here? What is this thread all about??


shop 'til you drop!

[mom4conservatives]

Pea Pods and Kool-Aid!!! I hear Jim Jones might be coming over for dinner :twisted:

I do believe you are correct!!:razz:

[Mizzou02RS]

I need a case of Hennessy Paradis...may be hard to find, but I will pay top dollar...

[tatervt]

What is going on here? What is this thread all about??
We don't serve your kinds here....now run along!

[super cool ski instructor]

We don't serve your kinds here....now run along!
Don't you have to go and clean the caboose or something??? Beat it!!! (and when I say that, I mean leave...not the other thing!!)

[tatervt]

Don't you have to go and clean the caboose or something??? Beat it!!! (and when I say that, I mean leave...not the other thing!!)
Don't worry, I can do 2 things at the same time just fine...

[super cool ski instructor]

Don't worry, I can do 2 things at the same time just fine...
Just make sure you wash your hands before mixing up the next batch of jello okay!!!

[mom4conservatives]

Just make sure you wash your hands before mixing up the next batch of jello okay!!!

LMAO!

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey M4C I think we need some jello from the store so that tater can get to work!!!

[tatervt]

Just make sure you wash your hands before mixing up the next batch of jello okay!!!
Will do, but just in case - those aren't marshmellows!

[super cool ski instructor]

Will do, but just in case - those aren't marshmellows!
:eek: :eek: :eek: that wasn't a marshmellow????

[mom4conservatives]

Lunch will consist of Roast Beef Bruchetta, Artichoke dip, some prime rib, stuffed chicken breast, and grilled stuffed tomatoes' with pesto!!

Oh and some rolled pea pod's that look something like this!!

[mom4conservatives]

Ok try this!!

http://http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/MOMLVSHERBOYZ/CatesFamilyPhotos027.jpg

[mom4conservatives]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/MOMLVSHERBOYZ/CatesFamilyPhotos027.jpg

[mom4conservatives]

Finally!!

[tatervt]

Having a time there aren't cha mom??

[mom4conservatives]

Appetizers from our party yest. there were a few more but I had to charge my battery!!

[mom4conservatives]

Having a time there aren't cha mom??

Don't ask, I am trying to do this and a baby at the same time, and me a computer's don't get along as it is!

[tatervt]

Ok try this!!

http://http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/MOMLVSHERBOYZ/CatesFamilyPhotos027.jpg
This one doesn't work, the other one does

[super cool ski instructor]

What is going on???????????????????

[tatervt]

I am trying to do this and a baby at the same time,
:eek:

hey, you said it, not me...

[mom4conservatives]

:eek:

hey, you said it, not me...

Having fun, lot's of fun!

[mom4conservatives]

What is going on???????????????????
Computer 1

Mom4 ZERO!

[super cool ski instructor]

Wait a sec...what are you doing to the baby?????

[mom4conservatives]

Wait a sec...what are you doing to the baby?????

lol, now taking a nap, so nothing tech.

[tatervt]

Wait a sec...what are you doing to the baby?????
That is what I was getting at before....although you shoulda bolded "are" in my opinion :razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

That is what I was getting at before....although you shoulda bolded "are" in my opinion :razz:
Geez...Professor Tate rears his ugly head once again...:razz:

[mom4conservatives]

Geez...Professor Tate rears his ugly head once again...:razz:

I was trying to hold the baby and type, a def. no, no apparently!!

[super cool ski instructor]

I was trying to hold the baby and type, a def. no, no apparently!!
Don't let Prof Tater know...he will no doubt lecture you on the proper way to type...:razz:

[mom4conservatives]

Don't let Prof Tater know...he will no doubt lecture you on the proper way to type...:razz:

So what, I can handle it. LOL Tater!!

Need anything Ski while you are here?

[super cool ski instructor]

So what, I can handle it. LOL Tater!!

Need anything Ski while you are here?
Yes...Tater has given me a headache...I need something strong. Got any Vicodin?

[tatervt]

How about some midol?

[mom4conservatives]

Yes...Tater has given me a headache...I need something strong. Got any Vicodin?

I wish, no How about some Aspirin, Mom4 doesn't carry the strong stuff. It's a red tape thing, can't get any really good licensed pharmacists!

Darn Government!

[mom4conservatives]

quote=tatervt]How about some midol?[/quote]

:hand::twisted:

[super cool ski instructor]

I wish, no How about some Aspirin, Mom4 doesn't carry the strong stuff. It's a red tape thing, can't get any really good licensed pharmacists!

Darn Government!
How about a bottle of Maker's Mark, and then when I'm done I can shove the bottle straight up Taters...:angel:

[tatervt]

How about a bottle of Maker's Mark, and then when I'm done I can shove the bottle straight up Taters...:angel:
Exit only....Although for you 2, I might consider it

You first though!

[super cool ski instructor]

Exit only....Although for you 2, I might consider it

You first though!
No thanks...I am not a gay guy.
I'm not so sure about you though...:twisted:

[rosiegirl]

pink thongs?

[super cool ski instructor]

pink thongs?
Tater could let you borrow his...

[tatervt]

Tater could let you borrow his...
I think she left hers in my car last time - gotta stop doing that...

[rosiegirl]

Tater could let you borrow his...

now that is just plain wrong!

[curtis123]

Did someone say thongs?

I think I'll hang around here for a while. :cool:

Feel free to model anything you see, ladies.

[rosiegirl]

Did someone say thongs?

I think I'll hang around here for a while. :cool:

Feel free to model anything you see, ladies.

They are NOT comfortable,
don't let anyone fool you.....

[super cool ski instructor]

They are NOT comfortable,
don't let anyone fool you.....
True Story!!!!!!!

[tatervt]

So why not go commando 24/7?

[mom4conservatives]

pink thongs?

Here ya go Rosie!!

http://proshopcache.patriots.com/images/ProductImg/LadiesThongPink.jpg

[curtis123]

They are NOT comfortable,
don't let anyone fool you.....
Can't say I've ever had one on.

Can't say I've ever had the urge to, either.

They are, however, very comfortable to look at. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/curtis123_2006/cowboy.gif

[rosiegirl]

So why not go commando 24/7?

..........that would hurt

[mom4conservatives]

Did someone say thongs?

I think I'll hang around here for a while. :cool:

Feel free to model anything you see, ladies.

Hi ya handsome!! I want you to model something, but you gotta try on before you buy here!!

[super cool ski instructor]

..........that would hurt
Actually it is more comfortable than you'd think...

[rosiegirl]

They are, however, very comfortable to look at. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/curtis123_2006/cowboy.gif

:hand: stop right there mister.

[mom4conservatives]

Can't say I've ever had one on.

Can't say I've ever had the urge to, either.

They are, however, very comfortable to look at. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/curtis123_2006/cowboy.gif

I love em, I can't stand any other kind. Curtis you behave!!jj

[curtis123]

Hi ya handsome!! I want you to model something, but you gotta try on before you buy here!!
:eek: Uh-oh. What'd ya have in mind?

[rosiegirl]

Actually it is more comfortable than you'd think...


um, it's something about those jeans chaffing ya that doesn't appeal to me.........

[curtis123]

:hand: stop right there mister.
Cut off at the pass...again.

[curtis123]

um, it's something about those jeans chaffing ya that doesn't appeal to me.........
Now there's a compelling reason not to wear anything over them, don'tcha think?

[super cool ski instructor]

um, it's something about those jeans chaffing ya that doesn't appeal to me.........
Well you know...

[mom4conservatives]

something like this!!

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/austin_60/pictures_60/70_fashion_style.JPG

[mom4conservatives]

Well you know...
You go girl!

[rosiegirl]

men in thongs are NOT hot!!!!!!!!!!

[mom4conservatives]

That was for you Curtis!

lol

[rosiegirl]

Well you know...

............well, maybe under a skirt.......no panties......which i have done before......

[mom4conservatives]

men in thongs are NOT hot!!!!!!!!!!

It's a speedo, and I am totally joking!

[mom4conservatives]

............well, maybe under a skirt.......no panties......which i have done before......

I am with ya sister. I actually don't like underwear much at all!

[super cool ski instructor]

............well, maybe under a skirt.......no panties......which i have done before......
So has Tater!!!!!

[curtis123]

something like this!!

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/austin_60/pictures_60/70_fashion_style.JPG

That would far exceed the amount of untanned Scandanavian skin that would be allowable to show in public.

[super cool ski instructor]

I am with ya sister. I actually don't like underwear much at all!
Me either!!!!!!

[mom4conservatives]

That would far exceed the amount of untanned Scandanavian skin that would be allowable to show in public.

ROLFLMAO!!

I really have missed ya curt, anything you need for your handsome cowboy self we can get ya here in the general store?

[mom4conservatives]

Me either!!!!!!


:liar:
SHHHHH! I won't tell!!

[curtis123]

ROLFLMAO!!

I really have missed ya curt, anything you need for your handsome cowboy self we can get ya here in the general store?
Nothin' I need today, Ma. Been very nice talking to you again. I gotta go, duty calls. Cya.

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay...can we stop posting pictures of men's speedos now? Please????

[mom4conservatives]

Nothin' I need today, Ma. Been very nice talking to you again. I gotta go, duty calls. Cya.

Take care!! Talk to you later. Pleasure has been mine!

[mom4conservatives]

Okay...can we stop posting pictures of men's speedos now? Please????

What pic's you want me to post of other items in Mom4's store!!

[tatervt]

So has Tater!!!!!
You know it!....Even found a fan under the sidewalk to take a stop over and all

[super cool ski instructor]

You know it!....Even found a fan under the sidewalk to take a stop over and all
I always did take you for the exhabitionist type!!!

[tatervt]

Hey it helped out...It was a hot humid day, already a little soggy to begin with - the fan did the trick

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey it helped out...It was a hot humid day, already a little soggy to begin with - the fan did the trick
I do not want to hear about you being soggy!! :sick:

[mom4conservatives]

Hey it helped out...It was a hot humid day, already a little soggy to begin with - the fan did the trick

Here is another fan for ya tater in case the other one doesn't work on the house!!


http://www.americanchimneysweeps.net/images/fans.quiet.jpg

[tatervt]

Thanks ma! That is sure to keep me humming along smoothly all day long...

[mom4conservatives]

Thanks ma! That is sure to keep me humming along smoothly all day long...

Good thing tater, Mom4 has to run to pick up brother4 from school, I shall return!! Behave!!:razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

Thanks ma! That is sure to keep me humming along smoothly all day long...
:eh: :eh: get me the heck out of here...these peeps are crazy...

[tatervt]

Ya'll come back now

ya'hear?

[mom4conservatives]

Ya'll come back now

ya'hear?

I am back but just for a moment!!

Does anyone need anything?

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey M4...can I get some Energizers????

[ChloeP]

Mom4....I need a glass of whine....know where I can find some???

[mom4conservatives]

Mom4....I need a glass of whine....know where I can find some???

Oh um no, no cheese to go with that whine here! LOL

[ChloeP]

Oh um no, no cheese to go with that whine here! LOL


dang....maybe a bit of bread?

[curtis123]

Mom4....I need a glass of whine....know where I can find some???
Whine is on tap at my house.

Constantly.

[mom4conservatives]

Whine is on tap at my house.

Constantly.

Hi ya sexy, where ya been cowboy!!

I whine too but only when I am taking a nap!!

[curtis123]

Hi ya sexy, where ya been cowboy!!

I whine too but only when I am taking a nap!!
Hi gorgeous!

Been in and out today. Typical Monday. Everything falls apart over the weekend, and I spend monday morning fixing everything.

Whatcha got in the store? Any blue-light specials? In your case, red light? ;)

[mom4conservatives]

Hi gorgeous!

Been in and out today. Typical Monday. Everything falls apart over the weekend, and I spend monday morning fixing everything.

Whatcha got in the store? Any blue-light specials? In your case, red light? ;)

Ya know for you anything. Blue lights Red lights and lots of polls for sale!

[curtis123]

Ya know for you anything. Blue lights Red lights and lots of polls for sale!

I'll take some 3" PVC pipe, with one cap, some starting fluid and a 10-lb bag of potatoes. Haven't made a potato gun in years.

[mom4conservatives]

I'll take some 3" PVC pipe, with one cap, some starting fluid and a 10-lb bag of potatoes. Haven't made a potato gun in years.

Sounds like fun can I come?

Btw how is the family?

[curtis123]

Sounds like fun can I come?

Btw how is the family?
Family's doing real well. School and all its activities are keeping us on our toes these days.
My youngest started kindegarden now. He comes home exhausted every day. I didn't think that was possible.

[ChloeP]

Whine is on tap at my house.

Constantly.


LOL...we have a pretty steady flow at my house too!