Mom4's General Store

[mom4conservatives]

I'd like a donut :(

Sorry girl, had to do breakfast for the kiddo's you may have as many as you want!!! On the houz!! How are you today!!:mrgreen: :hug:

[Dreamy]

Mornin Mom4 - looks like Frank needs the boot ! Maybe we can hire us a hunk like Darth Bush to help out ! What do ya think about that?

:dance: You have a brilliant mind SIH.

[rosiegirl]

Sorry girl, had to do breakfast for the kiddo's you may have as many as you want!!! On the houz!! How are you today!!:mrgreen: :hug:

I'll be better once I get a donut!!:)

[mom4conservatives]

I'll be better once I get a donut!!:)
I thought I all ready did they are on the houz enjoy!!:hug: :)

[SeanIsHOT]

:dance: You have a brilliant mind SIH.

Thank you. :)

[texan_rep]

I thought I all ready did they are on the houz enjoy!!:hug: :)

she probably was in the throes of a low-blood-sugar daze and missed them...;)

[mom4conservatives]

she probably was in the throes of a low-blood-sugar daze and missed them...;)

I hope not, she's to sweet, non pun intended!!:mrgreen:

[Yankee in NC]

How about some more high strength pain killers, mom!

[mom4conservatives]

How about some more high strength pain killers, mom!

Like what we have some extra strength Tyleno!! Will that do?:hug:

[texan_rep]

How about some more high strength pain killers, mom!

Ummmm...Yankee...you're not suggesting to our sweet, innocent Mom that she sell something she shouldn't...are you? :eek:

[mom4conservatives]

Ummmm...Yankee...you're not suggesting to our sweet, innocent Mom that she sell something she shouldn't...are you? :eek:

We don't do that sourd of stuff round here in this houz, but sweet, innocent mom, yeah you know it!!:D

[texan_rep]

It could be no other way, mom...:)

[EnchantedFrog]

I'll take 115 pounds of that smokeless black powder, please.

We're very close to the main vein.

(Gold miner's talk)

[mom4conservatives]

I'll take 115 pounds of that smokeless black powder, please.

We're very close to the main vein.

(Gold miner's talk)

Your main vein?:mrgreen:

[mom4conservatives]

It could be no other way, mom...:)

No it couldn't but there are plenty who would disagree, you forgot the cute part!!:shhh:

[mom4conservatives]

Frank I see you lurking around you better get in here if you want a job!!!

lol mom4 loves her stock boy!

[mom4conservatives]

SIH, it's lunch time you man the store? Lunch time in here can get a little, crazy?

[XXL Frank]

Mornin Mom4 - looks like Frank needs the boot ! Maybe we can hire us a hunk like Darth Bush to help out ! What do ya think about that?

Damn. Fired already. Oh well, the "hiring process" was fun.

[mom4conservatives]

Damn. Fired already. Oh well, the "hiring process" was fun.

you aren't fired, we were joking around, were the heck have you been?

I need some help in back need someone to hold the ladder, can you help me out??:)

[texan_rep]

No it couldn't but there are plenty who would disagree, you forgot the cute part!!:shhh:

:eek:

Sorry 'bout that...you definitely are that...;)

[mom4conservatives]

:eek:

Sorry 'bout that...you definitely are that...;) Don't tell anyone, it's secret!!!

Did you read my new sig. line ? That will crack you up!!:D

[XXL Frank]

you aren't fired, we were joking around, were the heck have you been?

I need some help in back need someone to hold the ladder, can you help me out??:)

10-4, Mom. I'll be right there.

I had a run in with a little critter at the farm and I had to spend some time at the hospital yesterday.

[mom4conservatives]

10-4, Mom. I'll be right there.

I had a run in with a little critter at the farm and I had to spend some time at the hospital yesterday.

OMG what happened are you ok, let me get my gun and shoot it for ya, what does this critter look like?:mad:

[texan_rep]

Don't tell anyone, it's secret!!!

Did you read my new sig. line ? That will crack you up!!:D

It is? How could it be when you have your picture at the top of every post? :lol:

I saw that...:)) Made me think of the old saw..."you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"...

[XXL Frank]

OMG what happened are you ok, let me get my gun and shoot it for ya, what does this critter look like?:mad:

You'd have to be a pretty good shot to hit it. I had a bad reaction to a spider bite that I received cutting some brush the other day.

[texan_rep]

ouch...what kind?

[XXL Frank]

ouch...what kind?

I'm not sure. At first, I thought it was a Brown Recluse bite, but the doctor said he didn't think it was. My entire forearm swelled up, whereas a Brown Recluse bite effects a smaller area. He gave some sort of steroid shot and I am watching it. The swelling has gone down a lot, but it itches like the dickens.

[texan_rep]

yeah, need to keep an eye on that...:eek:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hello, Mom4. I am needing some whole wheat crackers, a small can of anchovies, a small block of feta cheese, and a very small jar of pepperoncinis with a tall glass of sweet iced tea over at table #9.

Oh, I will have some Dannon blueberry-flavored yogurt for dessert.

[chichimama]

I'm not sure. At first, I thought it was a Brown Recluse bite, but the doctor said he didn't think it was. My entire forearm swelled up, whereas a Brown Recluse bite effects a smaller area. He gave some sort of steroid shot and I am watching it. The swelling has gone down a lot, but it itches like the dickens.


Mom4, have any calamine lotion? I'm gonna buy some for Frank.

[mom4conservatives]

You'd have to be a pretty good shot to hit it. I had a bad reaction to a spider bite that I received cutting some brush the other day.

Here is my flip flop, wack it's dead!!! Mighty Mom to the rescue!!:dance:

[mom4conservatives]

It is? How could it be when you have your picture at the top of every post? :lol:

I saw that...:)) Made me think of the old saw..."you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"...

and wipe them on the couch, you forgot that part!:mrgreen:

[mom4conservatives]

Hello, Mom4. I am needing some whole wheat crackers, a small can of anchovies, a small block of feta cheese, and a very small jar of pepperoncinis with a tall glass of sweet iced tea over at table #9.

Oh, I will have some Dannon blueberry-flavored yogurt for dessert.


Yum i love peppercini's, sweet ice,crackers, gross anchovies,feta,and some danon, here ya go!! May I join you for some feta and cracker's think I will bring some tomatoes, and basil with me!! Table 9!!?? I think that is next to table 6!!

[mom4conservatives]

Mom4, have any calamine lotion? I'm gonna buy some for Frank.

yes, do you have a preference in brands? Poor frank spider bite's hurt, he should be on an antibiotic to, but we don't have a pharmacy in here, not licensed!!:rolleyes:

[texan_rep]

and wipe them on the couch, you forgot that part!:mrgreen:

:sick:

I try not to think of that part...my house has 4 couches in it...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Yum i love peppercini's, sweet ice,crackers, gross anchovies,feta,and some danon, here ya go!! May I join you for some feta and cracker's think I will bring some tomatoes, and basil with me!! Table 9!!?? I think that is next to table 6!!

You may indeed join me! :D :D :D

Get yourself some yogurt while you are at it!

[Jesso]

Hey Mom.. Do you guys make food here? Maybe back in the deli?
I could really use a grilled chicken wrap

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hey Mom.. Do you guys make food here? Maybe back in the deli?
I could really use a grilled chicken wrap

Jesso, would you join me at Table #9?! I hope that the anchovies and the feta cheese don't gross you out! :D :D :D

[texan_rep]

A chicken wrap? I've heard of silk, satin, terrycloth, cotton...but chicken?

And what are you going to wrap in it? :think:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

A chicken wrap? I've heard of silk, satin, terrycloth, cotton...but chicken?

And what are you going to wrap in it? :think:

Knowing Mom4, probably some lettuce, onions, black olives, and her famous chipotle pepper sauce.

[mom4conservatives]

Knowing Mom4, probably some lettuce, onions, black olives, and her famous chipotle pepper sauce.

You forgot the tomatoes always gotta have tomatoes us Italians live for them and garlic!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

You forgot the tomatoes always gotta have tomatoes us Italians live for them and garlic!!

:doh: :doh: :doh: How in this world could I have forgotten the tomatoes?!

[mom4conservatives]

:sick:

I try not to think of that part...my house has 4 couches in it...

4 couches, you must have a rather large house well what I just realized we have 4 and a futon in the garage, where Dad4 has his little area, he's got everything out there, even a darn dvd player, and playstation, drive's me nuts, our gym is in our garage, it get's darn hot in there right now, so you got to get up early and work out, gotta love fan's what would we do with out them, ok I am rambling, i am good at that!

[mom4conservatives]

You may indeed join me! :D :D :D

Get yourself some yogurt while you are at it!

I hate yogurt, how about a snicker's bar, oh wait no fresh brownies, really gooey one's.

That's how Mom4 makes them!!

[Jesso]

Jesso, would you join me at Table #9?! I hope that the anchovies and the feta cheese don't gross you out! :D :D :D

I would be honored :redface:

Nothing you do (or eat) could possibly gross me out Chuckles :hug:


(But I don't like feta cheese or anchovies :razz: )

[mom4conservatives]

Hey Mom.. Do you guys make food here? Maybe back in the deli?
I could really use a grilled chicken wrap

sure do jess, here ya go, would you like any thing with that, I make a mean Dill potatoe salad, maybe I should go post the recipe in my trade recipe thread!!

[Jesso]

Well if we are making me a wrap.. I'll take spinach, tomato, cucumber, and fat free ranch dressing..

[mom4conservatives]

I would be honored :redface:

Nothing you do (or eat) could possibly gross me out Chuckles :hug:


(But I don't like feta cheese or anchovies :razz: )

If you don't like feta, you wouldn't make it very long in greece, or lebanon for very long, they put it in everything!!

[mom4conservatives]

Jess, chuck have you ever had Kafta? Good stuff!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I would be honored :redface:

Nothing you do (or eat) could possibly gross me out Chuckles :hug:

COOL!!! :D :D :D


(But I don't like feta cheese or anchovies :razz: )

That's OK. I can tolerate people of different gastronomic tastes!

[mom4conservatives]

Well if we are making me a wrap.. I'll take spinach, tomato, cucumber, and fat free ranch dressing..

Fat free, come on jess, you can def. afford the real stuff, i hate fat free stuff, I don't think it has a taste, well most of the stuff i have tried!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Jess, chuck have you ever had Kafta? Good stuff!!

Can't say as I have, but I would like to!!!

[texan_rep]

4 couches, you must have a rather large house well what I just realized we have 4 and a futon in the garage, where Dad4 has his little area, he's got everything out there, even a darn dvd player, and playstation, drive's me nuts, our gym is in our garage, it get's darn hot in there right now, so you got to get up early and work out, gotta love fan's what would we do with out them, ok I am rambling, i am good at that!

:))...no, they're split between 2 rooms and one of them is really a loveseat...

[mom4conservatives]

Can't say as I have, but I would like to!!!

It's a lebonase dish it's made with leak soup, hamburger meat, lot's of garlic, eggs, cracker's um I am forgetting some stuff, but you cook on a stick, it's very yummy, esp. with a lot of hummus and pita bread!! Google it I am sure you could find a good recipe, or you can have mine!!

[texan_rep]

Well if we are making me a wrap.. I'll take spinach, tomato, cucumber, and fat free ranch dressing..

Who's making you a wrap? And for what? (I have a request...:mrgreen: )

[Jesso]

It's a lebonase dish it's made with leak soup, hamburger meat, lot's of garlic, eggs, cracker's um I am forgetting some stuff, but you cook on a stick, it's very yummy, esp. with a lot of hummus and pita bread!! Google it I am sure you could find a good recipe, or you can have mine!!

I have, and it is yummy

[FoxGranadaChuck]

If you don't like feta, you wouldn't make it very long in greece, or lebanon for very long, they put it in everything!!

That includes their communion bread (to keep it soft and moist in harsh dessert conditions)!

[Jesso]

Who's making you a wrap? And for what? (I have a request...:mrgreen: )

What's your request? :razz:

[texan_rep]

well, if they're making you a wrap, you could be a wrap for me! :mrgreen:

[Jesso]

:eek: :redface: :drool:

[texan_rep]

*pssst...hey mom...is that kinda talk OK in here?*

[Jesso]

probably not, we will scare away her customers.. take it back in the jesso thread :razz:

[texan_rep]

don't want to scare anybody away...:redface: :silenced:

[mom4conservatives]

A little bit here and there is fine with me, do you guys need so saran wrap that would be on aisle 13!!:)

[texan_rep]

:eek:

Ummmm....

:redface:

[Jesso]

:eek: is right!

Saran Wrap.. now that would be fun ;)

[texan_rep]

hey...mom's pretty cool...

and how often do you get a chance to say that? :lol:

[Jesso]

Yeah, I wish my Mom was that cool

[mom4conservatives]

hey...mom's pretty cool...

and how often do you get a chance to say that? :lol:

Thanks, now quite rolling around in my aisle's!! Your knocking crap all over!!

ATTN: All shopper's avoid aisle 13 at all cost for the next hour or so, crazy customer's in there!!

lol:mrgreen:

[rosiegirl]

I'd like to buy some tape, a blind fold, and some candles

please and thank you.

[Stuball]

How many bags would you like? We have it all here in the General Store!!

Anything else?

It will be oh heck nothing we are in cyberspace!!:surprised :razz:
You can get anything you want at Moms General store............. except for Mom:D

[Jesso]

I could use a Mocha Latte please.. do you guys do coffee here too?

I am after all a Latte Drinking Liberal now ;)

[Stuball]

I could use a Mocha Latte please.. do you guys do coffee here too?

I am after all a Latte Drinking Liberal now ;)
Do you want to get ahead of me?Im in no hurry and I dont mind looking at you from the back:D

[Jesso]

Thankyou very much, you're a sweetheart

(I know you're just checking out my ass)

[Stuball]

Thankyou very much, you're a sweetheart

(I know you're just checking out my ass)
Who me?:shhh:

[Jesso]

No, the other Stuball behind you

[Stuball]

No, the other Stuball behind you
No Hes checking out my ass .Can I get back ahead of you?

[Jesso]

Nope, ladies first

[Stuball]

Nope, ladies first
ok but im getting at the back of the line. You deal with my evil twin

[Jesso]

Twin :eek:
I can't handle one of you

[mom4conservatives]

I'd like to buy some tape, a blind fold, and some candles

please and thank you.

Who you gonna tie up I will not be an accesory to any sex crimes, jj, here ya go!! :dance:

[mom4conservatives]

You can get anything you want at Moms General store............. except for Mom:D

Oh sure you can just don't tell Dad4, he's a big guy!! love ya stu you keep things interesting!:)

[Jesso]

Yeah Rosie.. who's that for?

[mom4conservatives]

Twin :eek:
I can't handle one of you

ATTN: All shopper's aisle 13 is now re opened but please excuse any bumping going on at the check out!!

You guy's are a trip, latte, def. jess don't you remember SIH and I opened the coffe bar and deli, she would be better fit to help you with your latte, seeing as I am not a coffee, drinker, and kinda glad I not, if it's turning you liberal!! jj, enjoy!:hug:

[SeanIsHOT]

ATTN: All shopper's aisle 13 is now re opened but please excuse any bumping going on at the check out!!

You guy's are a trip, latte, def. jess don't you remember SIH and I opened the coffe bar and deli, she would be better fit to help you with your latte, seeing as I am not a coffee, drinker, and kinda glad I not, if it's turning you liberal!! jj, enjoy!:hug:

Jesso knows momma's gonna whip her cute little buttocks if she doesn't straighten up in here. This is not Mal's Bar. Speaking of Mal's Bar -- is it still open? Seems like everyone is congregating here instead !!! Y'all are certainly all welcome but KEEP IT CLEAN -- we have 5th graders in here !!!!!

I'll get your latte right now Jess -

[Jesso]

Mal's bar is alive and kicking

We're drynking Makers Mark atm..

And thanks for the Latte :hug:

[rosiegirl]

my lips are sealed.

[Jesso]

my lips are sealed.

Stop being a tease :razz:

[XXL Frank]

You can get anything you want at Moms General store............. except for Mom:D

Mom!

Stu's got his hand in the candy jar again.

[mom4conservatives]

Mom!

Stu's got his hand in the candy jar again.

Go figure, stu this is coming out of your check!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Mom4, may I have a very small piece of tiramisu topped with some fat-free vanilla yogurt?! I would like a bottle of mixed berry flavored bottled water with which to wash this down.

Thank you very much.

[mom4conservatives]

Mom4, may I have a very small piece of tiramisu topped with some fat-free vanilla yogurt?! I would like a bottle of mixed berry flavored bottled water with which to wash this down.

Thank you very much.

Ask and you shall recieve, here you go!:hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Ask and you shall recieve, here you go!:hug:

Thank you very much!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

In case you have not noticed, I do have quite a thing for Meditteranean food!

[Jesso]

I've noticed.. I've also noticed that you have wonderful manners. Your parents did a great job with you :clap:

[rosiegirl]

Stop being a tease :razz:

ok :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I've noticed.. I've also noticed that you have wonderful manners. Your parents did a great job with you :clap:

Thank you!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

ATTN: All shopper's aisle 13 is now re opened but please excuse any bumping going on at the check out!!

You guy's are a trip, latte, def. jess don't you remember SIH and I opened the coffe bar and deli, she would be better fit to help you with your latte, seeing as I am not a coffee, drinker, and kinda glad I not, if it's turning you liberal!! jj, enjoy!:hug:

:eek:

*psssst*...mom...it's not the coffee that does it...coffee is the elixir of the gods...much too good for those libs, that's why they came up with all those froo-froo flavors...;)

[Jesso]

Once you go liberal, you never go back :drool:

[texan_rep]

Jesso knows momma's gonna whip her cute little buttocks if she doesn't straighten up in here. This is not Mal's Bar. Speaking of Mal's Bar -- is it still open? Seems like everyone is congregating here instead !!! Y'all are certainly all welcome but KEEP IT CLEAN -- we have 5th graders in here !!!!!

I'll get your latte right now Jess -

i'm sowwwwwwy...:(

[texan_rep]

Once you go liberal, you never go back :drool:

:hand: all dessert, no meat...

[Jesso]

Plenty of meat ;)

[texan_rep]

*don'twantmommadatmedon'twantmommadatmeSOOOOdon'tw antmommadatme*

[ChloeP]

Once you go liberal, you never go back :drool:


How interesting that your title used to say Smart Women are Hannitized :think: somebody hit you with a dumb stick?

[Jesso]

How interesting that your title used to say Smart Women are Hannitized :think: somebody hit you with a dumb stick?

Yep :)

[texan_rep]

ohhhhhh...I'm SOOOOO not going there...:hand:

:))

[Jesso]

:))
Go ahead

[tatervt]

How interesting that your title used to say Smart Women are Hannitized :think: somebody hit you with a dumb stick?
Nahhhh, she just climbed to the top of the dumb tree, and hit every branch on the way down...

As Mencia would say....Der der derrrrr

[texan_rep]

nope...notgonnadoit...5th grade rule...:silenced:

[Jesso]

Nahhhh, she just climbed to the top of the dumb tree, and hit every branch on the way down...

As Mencia would say....Der der derrrrr

:))

[rosiegirl]

Do you sell Buckeye Trees?

[tatervt]

Do you sell Buckeye Trees?
Yea I need some good kindling....

[ChloeP]

Yea I need some good kindling....


Watch it!

[tatervt]

Actually I like to think of Jess as more of a slinky.....Both are really good for nothing, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

[Jesso]

Actually I like to think of Jess as more of a slinky.....Both are really good for nothing, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
:hug:

[Jesso]

Now watch it, I know where you live :evil:

[EnchantedFrog]

Actually I like to think of Jess as more of a slinky.....Both are really good for nothing, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

:eek:

[Jesso]

:eek:

That's just his sick of way of saying he likes me :)

[rosiegirl]

Buckeye trees rock!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Mom4, may I please have a nice tall bottle of Snapple raspberry-flavored iced tea?! Thank you very much.

[Jesso]

Pss.. Chuck, the diet is better

[EnchantedFrog]

I'll take one Slinky, please.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

That's your opinion. :) :)

[tatervt]

Did she just call you fat Chuck?

[Jesso]

No, the diet taste better. Especially Diet Peach

[ChloeP]

Buckeye trees rock!


I say we start throwing the buckeye casings at him!!

[rosiegirl]

I say we start throwing the buckeye casings at him!!

*concrete blocks* work wonders......

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Did she just call you fat Chuck?

If she did, she merely confirmed what I already know! ;) ;)

[rosiegirl]

If she did, she merely confirmed what I already know! ;) ;)


grrrrrr..........

[Jesso]

If she did, she merely confirmed what I already know! ;) ;)

Well you know I wasn't

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Well you know I wasn't.

I knew that. I was merely busting Tatervt's chops. ;) ;)

[Jesso]

:eek:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

;) ;) ;)

[Jesso]

I'm starting to wonder about you Chuck...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Exactly what are you wondering about me?!

[Jesso]

Nothing much.. I've just noticed you like to bump guys, and bust their chops..:shifty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Nothing much.. I've just noticed you like to bump guys, and bust their chops..:shifty:

Look at it this way. I am an equal opportunity bumper and an equal opportunity chops buster. :)) :))

[Jesso]

:eek: :eek:

[ChloeP]

Look at it this way. I am an equal opportunity bumper and an equal opportunity chops buster. :)) :))


I could really go for some good chops right now...barbequed would be nice...or jerk...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

:eek: :eek:

Why the shock?! :think: :think: :think:

[ChloeP]

Why the shock?! :think: :think: :think:

I think she's implying you go both ways.

[Jesso]

I wasn't the one implying it :razz:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I could really go for some good chops right now...barbequed would be nice...or jerk...

COOL! I can make some BBQ pork chops for lunch. And the BBQ sauce will be molasses-based, NOT vinegar based!

[XXL Frank]

Hey y'all. Is Mom around? I'm late for work..........again.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I think she's implying you go both ways.

Nah. I'm a fighter, not a lover!!! ;) ;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I wasn't the one implying it :razz:

You were the one who mentioned it. :) :)

[tatervt]

Hey y'all. Is Mom around? I'm late for work..........again.
Last I heard she was up in the office....

Again

[XXL Frank]

Last I heard she was up in the office....

Again

Oh, she must be "interviewing" ..........again.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Oh, she must be "interviewing" ..........again.


BINGO!!! You win the prize! LOL

[ChloeP]

COOL! I can make some BBQ pork chops for lunch. And the BBQ sauce will be molasses-based, NOT vinegar based!
sweet!

[EnchantedFrog]

COOL! I can make some BBQ pork chops for lunch. And the BBQ sauce will be molasses-based, NOT vinegar based!
I use molasses AND vinegar, not to mention mustard and tomato and 22 other secret ingredients. I'm an equal opportunity BBQ'er.

[XXL Frank]

MMMMMM.............Pork chops. I'd LOVE some.

[ChloeP]

I did ribs the other day with Guinness and honey...omg....AWESOME

[XXL Frank]

I'll make the tater salad.

[ChloeP]

I'll make the tater salad.


:eek: be gentle with him.:razz:

[XXL Frank]

:eek: be gentle with him.:razz:

eeeeewww. I didn't think of that. I'll make the BBQ baked beans then.

[tatervt]

I can be a little runny, and I spoil easy...

[rosiegirl]

I can be a little runny, and I spoil easy...

sweet.........

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I can be a little runny, and I spoil easy...

Kinda like a nice overgrown hunk of brie cheese....

[rosiegirl]

:)

[tatervt]

Kinda like a nice overgrown hunk of brie cheese....
Did you just call me a hunk Chuck?.....maybe jess was right about you after all

[tatervt]

sweet.........
Now THAT, I most definitely am!

[Jesso]

Did you just call me a hunk Chuck?.....maybe jess was right about you after all

I'm always right ;)

[texan_rep]

I'm always right ;)

I thought that was me...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Did you just call me a hunk Chuck?.....maybe jess was right about you after all

No, I merely made an analogy between you and a hunk of cheese.

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I'm always right ;)

Not always, Jess. :) :)

[EnchantedFrog]

No, I merely made an analogy between you and a hunk of cheese.

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Cheese?

I thought someone backed into the stove and burned their britches.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Cheese?

I thought someone backed into the stove and burned their britches.

Tater did. :) :)

[Jesso]

Not always, Jess. :) :)

Hush you

[tatervt]

Not sure i've ever owned a pair of "britches"


I've dated plenty of britches in my day though

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hush you

Yes Mommy. :) :)

[Jesso]

Not sure i've ever owned a pair of "britches"


I've dated plenty of britches in my day though

:)) :))

:rolleyes:

[Jesso]

Yes Mommy. :) :)
That's better Foxy

[EnchantedFrog]

Not sure i've ever owned a pair of "britches"


I've dated plenty of britches in my day though
keep the progression going:

britches = dockers (love those pants)

dockers = longshoremen

Therefore, tater has dated longshoremen?

[XXL Frank]

keep the progression going:

britches = dockers (love those pants)

dockers = longshoremen

Therefore, tater has dated longshoremen?

Chuck and Tater are BOTH switch hitters?
You learn something new everyday on here.
I would have never guessed.

[tatervt]

Don't knock it till ya try it...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Don't knock it till ya try it...

Speak for yourself, dude!!! :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[ChloeP]

Tummy's growling....those chops ready yet?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Tummy's growling....those chops ready yet?

Getting them out of the oven right now....

[XXL Frank]

Tummy's growling....those chops ready yet?


Beans are ready. Who's getting the sweet tea.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Beans are ready. Who's getting the sweet tea.


I'll get the sweet tea, the macaroni salad, and the double chocolate brownies.

[mom4conservatives]

Ok ya'll what is going on? You guys better clean up your mess and give me some of those chops!!

ATTN: All shopper's there are cooked chops in the deli, table #9, feel free to come have some, and excuse the mess!!:lol:

[XXL Frank]

How'd the "interview" go, Mom?

Hey guys,
Ever notice how the boss always shows up just in time for lunch?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Sorry about the spilled BBQ sauce. I scalded my hads with a towel that I used to take them out of the oven, and the towel was partly wet! :doh: :doh: :doh:

[mom4conservatives]

How'd the "interview" go, Mom?

Hey guys,
Ever notice how the boss always shows up just in time for lunch?

Oh it was all right def. not as good of an interview as the one I had with you!!!:silenced:

[XXL Frank]

Oh it was all right def. not as good of an interview as the one I had with you!!!:silenced:

That's what I'm talkin' about!! Let's eat!!

[mom4conservatives]

Sorry about the spilled BBQ sauce. I scalded my hads with a towel that I used to take them out of the oven, and the towel was partly wet! :doh: :doh: :doh:

No problem!!

[mom4conservatives]

Where is Jesso, I need to talk to her about something!!

[ChloeP]

mmmmmmmm good

[tatervt]

Can anyone spare an extra rib?

har har

[mom4conservatives]

Can anyone spare an extra rib?

har har

Here you can have one of mine, come and get it!!:razz:

[tatervt]

Here you can have one of mine, come and get it!!:razz:
Already tried some of yours....It was a little rough, i've had better

[ChloeP]

Already tried some of yours....It was a little rough, i've had better
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[mom4conservatives]

Already tried some of yours....It was a little rough, i've had better

Well then I guess you don't have to shop or eat here then do ya, if you think it's a little rough, you want better you go find it, I would love to see what you come back with!!! :lol: :((

[Jesso]

Hey Mom..
Where do you keep the redbulls?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hey Mom..
Where do you keep the redbulls?

In a secret stash behind the storage refrigerator in the back of the warehouse. Should be on your left.

[tatervt]

Mom keeps redbull on tap in her office....


trust me

[mom4conservatives]

Hey Mom..
Where do you keep the redbulls?

On aisle 5, i hate the way it taste, nice new avie!!

Oh btw SIH and I have decided to let you run the store if you would like, I of course would still own it, and will stop in from time to time, but I think the patrons would prefer you to be in charge, how would you feel about that? :lol:

[Jesso]

Thanks :)

Run the store.... blah

Do I have to stay in the office and conduct interviews?

[tatervt]

Guess i'll be heading to pop's from now on if that is the case

[FoxGranadaChuck]

On aisle 5, i hate the way it taste, nice new avie!!

Oh btw SIH and I have decided to let you run the store if you would like, I of course would still own it, and will stop in from time to time, but I think the patrons would prefer you to be in charge, how would you feel about that? :lol:

What's that stuff in the secret stash in the back of the warehouse?!

[mom4conservatives]

Thanks :)

Run the store.... blah

Do I have to stay in the office and conduct interviews?

Do what ever you like, run it how you want, maybe then it won't be so Blah!!:lol:

[Jesso]

I'll try :)

[mom4conservatives]

I'll try :)

You will be awesome, you know that, now come upstairs so I can give ya what you will need!!

[Jesso]

Attention shoppers.. we are now running our late night specials, please stop in!

[mom4conservatives]

Attention shoppers.. we are now running our late night specials, please stop in!

Remember my friend, we close at 10 CST, and open at 9 CST, but i know you remeber that from our chat in the office earlier!! Don't loose your keys althoug i am very good at that, i need one of those clappy thingys'!

[texan_rep]

late night specials?

[Jesso]

Texxie! :evil:

Cute thread you have over there

[czzzaar]

Okay, how 'bout some Omega 3 gelcaps then.

[Jesso]

Aisle 9 on the left

[texan_rep]

Texxie! :evil:

Cute thread you have over there

Thank you dear...:mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

I'll take a life please.

[Jesso]

Coming right up!

[SeanIsHOT]

Remember my friend, we close at 10 CST, and open at 9 CST, but i know you remeber that from our chat in the office earlier!! Don't loose your keys althoug i am very good at that, i need one of those clappy thingys'!

Good night girls !

[czzzaar]

Okay, but what about the other 50% of us?

[texan_rep]

*nose pressed against the window*

[rosiegirl]

side of goetta for Rosie this morning.

[texan_rep]

side of what???

[Jesso]

side of what???

It's an Ohio thing :razz:

[jungulator]

Mmmm Goetta. Tastes great, but you don't want to know what's in it.

[tatervt]

Cincy's caviar....


I'll take some scrapple instead

[texan_rep]

Isn't the store supposed to be open?

[tatervt]

Someone get a brick...it's time to loot!

[chichimama]

Isn't the store supposed to be open?

Yea, what's with that? It's hard to get good help these days. :razz:

[XXL Frank]

Hey!!! It's payday and no one is minding the store. WTH??

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Hey!!! It's payday and no one is minding the store. WTH??

The paychecks inadvertently got sent to Hollywood, CA. UPS mix-up.

[chichimama]

This is unacceptable. I need some coffee! :((

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I need a nice, tall tumbler of ice water with lemon and lots of Equal!!!

[texan_rep]

http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/8.gif

[republicanprincess]

I need a nice, tall tumbler of ice water with lemon and lots of Equal!!!

you put equal in your water?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

you put equal in your water?

Yes, with lemon. :) :)

[EnchantedFrog]

Yes, with lemon. :) :)
Homemade 7-Up.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Homemade 7-Up.

BINGO!!! You win the prize!!!

[republicanprincess]

sounds like flat 7UP. :eh:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

sounds like flat 7UP. :eh:

Well, at least there is no carbonation that would give me tremendous amounts of gas that makes me belch!

[Jesso]

Attention shoppers, our lunch time specials are now in effect!

[tatervt]

Well, at least there is no carbonation that would give me tremendous amounts of gas that makes me belch!
Gas is pretty pricey these days Fox

[Jesso]

Not in Easton, it's 25cents cheaper!

[chichimama]

I need a nice, tall tumbler of ice water with lemon and lots of Equal!!!

I prefer Splenda, myself. Very little aftertaste and none at all in diet chocolate pudding.

[Jesso]

I prefer Splenda too, but I'm pretty much off of all "sugar"

[czzzaar]

Is there an espresso machine in here?

[XXL Frank]

Yes, it's in the back by the epinephrine display.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I prefer Splenda, myself. Very little aftertaste and none at all in diet chocolate pudding.

Splenda: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[czzzaar]

Yes, it's in the back by the epinephrine display.

Ah, well then I'll take a double shot.

[texan_rep]

I need a new monitor...http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/8.gif

[republicanprincess]

Yes, it's in the back by the epinephrine display.

the what? :eh:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

the what? :eh:

The Epinephrine Display, next to the "men's magazines."

[chichimama]

Splenda: :sick: :sick: :sick:


Oh yea? Well Equal :sick: :sick: :sick: So there. :razz:

[czzzaar]

I need a new monitor...http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/8.gif

I need three new monitors. One for the editing bay, one for my office, and one for home.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Oh yea? Well Equal :sick: :sick: :sick: So there. :razz:

Well you know, different strokes for different folks! :D :D :D

[chichimama]

The Epinephrine Display, next to the "men's magazines."

My, what a large epi-pen you have! :mrgreen: