The Movie Quote Thread: Name the Movie

[imdwlaw]

Harvey

"Life is a box of chocolates."

[Heretic]

Forrest Gump

Ours goes to 11

[WorldWatcher]

Harvey

"Life is a box of chocolates."

Forest Gump

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. "

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[imdwlaw]

Spinal Tap Heretic

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

[bejoby]

Could it be City Slickers? I or II?

[imdwlaw]

Forest Gump

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. "

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Back To School

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

[imdwlaw]

Could it be City Slickers? I or II?

No, If mine!

[WorldWatcher]

Back To School

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

Psycho

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

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[imdwlaw]

Psycho

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."


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Blazing Saddles

"I see dead people."

[Heretic]

Blazing Saddles

- Is the horse a filly?
- I don't know. Look in your breeder's guide.
- What do you mean? I haven't got any breeder's guide.
- You haven't got a breeder's guide?
- Not so loud. I don't want it to get around that I haven't got a breeder's guide. Even my best friends don't know I haven't got a breeder's guide.
- Well, boss, I feel pretty sorry for you, walking around without a breeder's guide. Why, you're just throwing your money away... ...buying those other books without a breeder's guide.
-Where can I get one? As though I didn't know.
-One is no good. You got to have the whole set.

[Heretic]

6th Sense (see quote above)

[WorldWatcher]

Blazing Saddles

"I see dead people."

The Sixth Sense

"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady. "

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[ogibillm]

The Sixth Sense

"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady. "

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The Quiet Man
-think i posted one from this movie earlier, but it's a good enough movie to get two

[imdwlaw]

The Quiet Man
-think i posted one from this movie earlier, but it's a good enough movie to get two

Where's the quote here??

[czzzaar]

Try this one...

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

[imdwlaw]

Try this one...

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

Dr. Strangelove...yeehaaa

"Evil, pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension!"

[Oddball]

Try this one...

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
...Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!!

"Ma'am, your lips taste like prarie dust".

[czzzaar]

...Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!!

"Ma'am, your lips taste like prarie dust".

Okay, I'm stumped on that one.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, of course, for evil pure and simple. Check out my sig. line.

[WorldWatcher]

...Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!!

"Ma'am, your lips taste like prarie dust".

OK, this is a SWAG because it's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but "Tall Tale" with Patrick Swazye (sp?)?

How about:

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I?"

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[ogibillm]

OK, this is a SWAG because it's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but "Tall Tale" with Patrick Swazye (sp?)?

How about:

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I?"

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SPIDER-MAN!

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

[imdwlaw]

Batman Begins


"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

[ogibillm]

Spiderman


"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
Dumb and Dumber

"You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

[WorldWatcher]

SPIDER-MAN!

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Batman [EDIT: imdwlaw - was correct]

"Play it again Sam" (With a catch.)

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[Blue in Bama]

Batman [EDIT: imdwlaw - was correct]

"Play it again Sam" (With a catch.)

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Casablanca!
And, that's one of the most mis-quoted quotes (I'm guessing that's the catch?)
It's actually supposed to be "Play it once, Sam, for old time's sake."
Then later, "Play it Sam, Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

[Blue in Bama]

Here's one, assuming my guess above was right:
"I am an island! I am bloody Ibiza!"

[WorldWatcher]

Casablanca!
And, that's one of the most mis-quoted quotes (I'm guessing that's the catch?)
It's actually supposed to be "Play it once, Sam, for old time's sake."
Then later, "Play it Sam, Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

Correct :cool:


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[imdwlaw]

Here's one, assuming my guess above was right:
"I am an island! I am bloody Ibiza!"

About a Boy

"There can be no understanding between the hand and the brain unless the heart acts as mediator."

[imdwlaw]

About a Boy

"There can be no understanding between the hand and the brain unless the heart acts as mediator."

there ya go (quote above...this is not the quote!!)

[Heretic]

Fritz Lang's "Metropolis"

What old comedy contains this dialogue:

- Is the horse a filly?
- I don't know. Look in your breeder's guide.
- What do you mean? I haven't got any breeder's guide.
- You haven't got a breeder's guide?
- Not so loud. I don't want it to get around that I haven't got a breeder's guide. Even my best friends don't know I haven't got a breeder's guide.
- Well, boss, I feel pretty sorry for you, walking around without a breeder's guide. Why, you're just throwing your money away... ...buying those other books without a breeder's guide.
-Where can I get one? As though I didn't know.
-One is no good. You got to have the whole set.

[imdwlaw]

Day At the Races

my spelling may be off, but...

"aahhwaahaywahyaaa aahaawaahaw"

[imdwlaw]

Day At the Races

my spelling may be off, but...

"aahhwaahaywahyaaa aahaawaahaw"

need a hint??

[Heretic]

need a hint??
Oh God yes!

[imdwlaw]

Day At the Races

my spelling may be off, but...

"aahhwaahaywahyaaa aahaawaahaw"

gonna love this, take your pick of many...

"Cheetah. Come."

[Heretic]

Tarzan and His Mate

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

[imdwlaw]

Tarzan and His Mate

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

M.P and the Holy Grail

"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

[imdwlaw]

M.P and the Holy Grail

"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

hint?

[Mike88]

M.P and the Holy Grail

"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Unforgiven

"It's coming down like einen getrunken soldat."

[imdwlaw]

Unforgiven

"It's coming down like einen getrunken soldat."

Dawn of the Dead..one of those zombie movies!!!

"Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
You don't mean that.
I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula."

[WorldWatcher]

Dawn of the Dead..one of those zombie movies!!!

"Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
You don't mean that.
I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula."

Singin' in the Rain

"That one. The sultry ***** with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me. Take her clothes off and bring her to me."

:)) Just saw it this afternoon on T.V. - truly a classic.

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[Oddball]

Okay, I'm stumped on that one.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, of course, for evil pure and simple. Check out my sig. line.
The last one I posted that nobody got is from cult classic Evil Roy Slade.

[Mike88]

Dawn of the Dead..one of those zombie movies!!!

"Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
You don't mean that.
I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula."

The movie I was quoting was Return of the Living Dead.

[rory]

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[WorldWatcher]

The last one I posted that nobody got is from cult classic Evil Roy Slade.

Wow, that was a tough one.

How about:

"To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers."


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[Heretic]

"That one. The sultry ***** with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me. Take her clothes off and bring her to me."

:)) Just saw it this afternoon on T.V. - truly a classic.

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Mash

[Heretic]

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Shaun of the Dead - Hilarious!

Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.

[imdwlaw]

Bubba Ho-tep

"The dual substance of Christ--the yearning, so human, so superhuman, of man to attain God...has always been a deep inscrutable mystery to me. My principle anguish and source of all my joys and sorrows from my youth onward has been the incessant merciless battle between the spirit and the flesh...and my soul is the arena where these two armies have clashed and met."

[ogibillm]

I can't believe that there was a Shaun of the Dead and a Bubba Ho-tep quote!!! I love you people!!

Anyone else excited for "My Name is Bruce" ?

I also have a sweet picture of Bruce Campbell and I together from a book signing. He signed his book

"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart"
it's an easy quote I know, but damned if i don't love it

[Heretic]

Bubba Ho-tep

"The dual substance of Christ--the yearning, so human, so superhuman, of man to attain God...has always been a deep inscrutable mystery to me. My principle anguish and source of all my joys and sorrows from my youth onward has been the incessant merciless battle between the spirit and the flesh...and my soul is the arena where these two armies have clashed and met."
The Last Temptation of Christ

[Heretic]

I can't believe that there was a Shaun of the Dead and a Bubba Ho-tep quote!!! I love you people!!

Hey where else can you see a zombie get the crap beat out of him to the tune of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen or hear (see) quotes like:
By the unwinking red eye of Ra! and
Eat the dog d*** of Anubis, you a**-w***!



"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart"
it's an easy quote I know, but damned if i don't love it
Army of Darkness

But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

[Constantine the Great]

Clockwork orange.

Not sure if this has been done:

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum

[Heretic]

Clockwork orange.

Not sure if this has been done:

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum
They Live - Roddy Piper

I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic

[imdwlaw]

They Live - Roddy Piper

I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic

Zelig

This is on TV right now...phonetic spelling!!!

" Klaatu barada nicktoe"

[DaGooseMon]

Zelig

This is on TV right now...phonetic spelling!!!

" Klaatu barada nicktoe"

This one is driving me nuts. I know it's a older sci-fi movie...

[imdwlaw]

This one is driving me nuts. I know it's a older sci-fi movie...

A classic!!
Hint. The title happened in the movie!!!

[Heretic]

(Michael Rennie was ill)

The Day the Earth Stood Still

You're a Hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her -
Frankfurter

[imdwlaw]

(Michael Rennie was ill)

The Day the Earth Stood Still

You're a Hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her -
Frankfurter

He was dead!

Rocky Horror Picture Show

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy."

[FranklySpeaking]

He was dead!

Rocky Horror Picture Show

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy."


That fish movie ...

Finding Nemo ?
Okay, maybe it was Honey I shrunk the kids , instead

"Without law, Commander, there is no civilization."

[JimGP20]

That fish movie ...

Finding Nemo ?
Okay, maybe it was Honey I shrunk the kids , instead

"Without law, Commander, there is no civilization."

"The Bridge On The River Kwai"



"One comeback I can take, but two? Who's next? Lazarus?"

[DaGooseMon]

"The Bridge On The River Kwai"



"One comeback I can take, but two? Who's next? Lazarus?"

History of the World, Part I?

[Heretic]

Seabiscuit

I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people!

[DaGooseMon]

I have no idea on that quote.


But since there have been quite a few quotes from Monty Python in this thread, I thought a great many of you would enjoy this.

A recreation of the scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail done entirely in Legos. It's the singing knights going to Camelot...

Click Here: (http://politicalnightmare.com/media/montylego.wmv)

It is very well done. If you're on dialup, forget it. It about a 3.5 MB download.

If you have recently purchased this movie on DVD, this is in the bonus materials.

[tatervt]

I have no idea where that quote is from either...

Will check out your link later this eve Goose

[basilisk]

I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people!I'm totally guessing here...The Aviator?

[Heretic]

I'm totally guessing here...The Aviator?
Nope. Hint: it was spoken by a guy named Corky

[tatervt]

Nope. Hint: it was spoken by a guy named Corky
Oh blah dee, oh blah daa, life goes onnnn

Still haven't a clue

[Heretic]

Have all the Christopher Guest fans left the house?

[basilisk]

Apparently. You must be referring to Waiting for Guffman. I've never seen it, but it's the film where he played Corky St. Clair.

Sorry to disappoint you. I liked him in The Princess Bride.

Here's a new one:

I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot!

[tatervt]

Le Count de Monte Cristo


"That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning... "

[basilisk]

The Usual Suspects

"You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it 'I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business'."

[JimGP20]

The Usual Suspects

"You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it 'I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business'."


"The Wedding Singer"



"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

[basilisk]

Mars Attacks!

Funny movie...

"I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."

[tatervt]

The original Jaws


"This is great I never win at checkers."

"Well, it is kind of easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!"

[JimGP20]

The original Jaws


"This is great I never win at checkers."

"Well, it is kind of easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!"


"Black Sheep"


"Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell spell Sartre?"

[basilisk]

Spies Like Us - A true classic. :cool:

Another one that should be easy, but is a great movie:

"I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

[DaGooseMon]

Spies Like Us - A true classic. :cool:

Another one that should be easy, but is a great movie:

"I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

Total guess: Young Frankenstein?

Here's one...

"I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way."

[basilisk]

Total guess: Young Frankenstein?

Here's one...

"I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way."Yours is Dead Poets' Society. Mine is not Young Frankenstein, though.

Think British humor.

[snagswolf]

I interrupt this thread for a shameless plug for my Movie Scene thread, located here:

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=73973

If you're a movie fan, check it out.

And I have no clue where the latest movie quote came from. :)

[DaGooseMon]

Yours is Dead Poets' Society. Mine is not Young Frankenstein, though.

Think British humor.


You're right about mine and I have absolutely no idea about yours.

[basilisk]

I really thought this one would be easy...

"I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

It's british humor. A recent film, too, full of brilliant innuendo and satire.

Ralph Fiennes has a role in the film. There's a good hint.

[ogibillm]

I really thought this one would be easy...

"I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

It's british humor. A recent film, too, full of brilliant innuendo and satire.

Ralph Fiennes has a role in the film. There's a good hint.
Wallace and Grommit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit

"You know, for kids."

[FranklySpeaking]

I really thought this one would be easy...

"I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

It's british humor. A recent film, too, full of brilliant innuendo and satire.

Ralph Fiennes has a role in the film. There's a good hint.


"wallace and Gromit in The Curse of were Rabbitt"


"if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy. "

[imdwlaw]

Wallace and Grommit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit

"You know, for kids."

Is this a memorable quote?

[ogibillm]

Is this a memorable quote?
It's repeated a lot in the movie. usually accompanied with a picture that looks something like this: O
Paul Newman was in it.

[imdwlaw]

"wallace and Gromit in The Curse of were Rabbitt"


"if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy. "

Schindler's List

"Oh my God...It's Dip!"

[imdwlaw]

It's repeated a lot in the movie. usually accompanied with a picture that looks something like this: O
Paul Newman was in it.

Hudsucker Proxy

quote on previous post

[ogibillm]

Hudsucker Proxy

quote on previous post
Good work.

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

[imdwlaw]

Good work.

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

My quote on post 334 has gone unanswered!!

[ogibillm]

My quote on post 334 has gone unanswered!!
you'll have to give me a hint, right now i've got no clue

[Yasuo]

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

Ghostbusters I

"Oh, rats."

[ogibillm]

Ghostbusters I

"Oh, rats."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

[imdwlaw]

you'll have to give me a hint, right now i've got no clue

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!"

[Yasuo]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

Yep.

[ogibillm]

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti."

[asgardshill]

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti."
Boondock Saints

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

[Heretic]

Boondock Saints

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Harry Lime in "The 3rd Man"

[referring to his mother] You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which she did, a lot. And I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet, I had to wear a football helmet. Now who knows what she was thinking? Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something, I don't know.

[JimGP20]

Harry Lime in "The 3rd Man"

[referring to his mother] You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which she did, a lot. And I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet, I had to wear a football helmet. Now who knows what she was thinking? Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something, I don't know.

"A Mighty Wind" (very under rated movie)


"I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying."

[Jesso]

"A Mighty Wind" (very under rated movie)


"I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying."

That's from While You Were Sleeping :)


"A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it."

[tatervt]

That's from While You Were Sleeping :)


"A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it."
The Matrix


"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."

[Jesso]

The Matrix


"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."

Kingpin

"A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that? "

[tatervt]

I was wondering where this thread had gone.....That is one of the Men in Black movies, not sure which though

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

[Yankee in NC]

Dazed and Confused. :))

We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

[ALBOB2]

Dazed and Confused. :))

We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

History of the World, Part I



"In the words of the immortal Socrates, "I drank WHAT?""

[DaGooseMon]

No clue. Bill and Ted?

[ALBOB2]

No clue. Bill and Ted?

Hint: an early Val Kilmer movie. He's a physics genius.

[CTAF]

Real Genius

"Steven, I didn't sell out, son. I bought in."

[DaGooseMon]

Real Genius

"I didn't sell out, son. I bought in."

Wall Street?

[CTAF]

Wall Street?Negative.

[tatervt]

That's SLC Punk....good stuff

"What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!....Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"

[tjvh]

That's SLC Punk....good stuff

"What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!....Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"
ace ventura, pet detective

[DaGooseMon]

That's SLC Punk....good stuff

"What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!....Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"

SLC Punk is a movie? Never heard of it.

[CTAF]

SLC Punk is a movie? Never heard of it.No. SLC Punk! is not a movie. It is movie GREATNESS!

[DaGooseMon]

No. SLC Punk! is not a movie. It is movie GREATNESS!

Ok, now, I'm a bit of a movie junkie, and I've never heard of it. How great can it be?

[tatervt]

SLC Punk is a movie? Never heard of it.
It has Shooter Mcgavin (happy gilmore) as the dad....

Came out while I was in high school, only reason I likely saw it

[CTAF]

Ok, now, I'm a bit of a movie junkie, and I've never heard of it. How great can it be?Well, I watch probably 8-10 movies a week and I still find great movies I hadn't heard of. It happens. Besides, it's all pretty much about taste, too.

[CTAF]

Aren't we waiting for a quote from tjvh?

[DaGooseMon]

Aren't we waiting for a quote from tjvh?

Yes, where did he go? Here's an easy one to hold us over. From one of my favorite movies.


"Oh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beedy eyes and that smug look on his face, 'oh you're going to buy my chicken, ooohohh'"

[Heretic]

Yes, where did he go? Here's an easy one to hold us over. From one of my favorite movies.


"Oh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beedy eyes and that smug look on his face, 'oh you're going to buy my chicken, ooohohh'"
So I married an Axe Murderer - Beware the pentavarate!

"Naughtius Maximus his name was, promised me the known world he did".

[tatervt]

Thats gotta be a monty python, just not sure so I can't claim a victory on this one

[Heretic]

Thats gotta be a monty python, just not sure so I can't claim a victory on this one
Right as usual - take a guess which one. Here's anoher quote from the same movie:

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.

[ogibillm]

Right as usual - take a guess which one. Here's anoher quote from the same movie:

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.
The Life of Brian! Always look on the bright side of life!

"A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

[Heretic]

Die Hard I.

"Boy, nobody dances like the British. They deserve the Falklands"

[Heretic]

Hint: It was spoken by a character named Col. Darius Jedbergh.

[Mike88]

Edge of Darkness.

"If you do come ashore, wear a gun."

[czzzaar]

Edge of Darkness.

"If you do come ashore, wear a gun."

Sounds familar, but...not a clue.

How about...

"Who are those guys?"

[JimGP20]

Edge of Darkness.

"If you do come ashore, wear a gun."


How about a hint on this one??

[JimGP20]

Sounds familar, but...not a clue.

How about...

"Who are those guys?"


"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

[czzzaar]

"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

Correct, sir.

[basilisk]

Sounds familar, but...not a clue.

How about...

"Who are those guys?"Too obscure. Probably to be found in many movies. Got any more criteria?

[czzzaar]

Too obscure. Probably to be found in many movies. Got any more criteria?

It wasn't to obscure for JimGP40. Fans of Butch and Sundance would know that line. It's repeated at least 3 times (probably 3 times because 3 times is funny, 4 times is not funny).

[JimGP20]

Here's one for you.....

"This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless."

[tatervt]

Here's one for you.....

"This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless."
I know that one - The Kentucky Fried movie

[JimGP20]

I know that one - The Kentucky Fried movie


Jolly good show !! Your turn Tater. :D

[CTAF]

It wasn't to obscure for JimGP40. Fans of Butch and Sundance would know that line. It's repeated at least 3 times (probably 3 times because 3 times is funny, 4 times is not funny).I knew it, too, I just didn't see it until it was answered. One of my favorite movies, ever.

[tatervt]

"Hey, buddy, im not paying you to share your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing."
"Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

[CTAF]

"Hey, buddy, im not paying you to share your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing."
"Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
The Wedding Singer

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."

[tatervt]

Doesn't ring a bell for me

[CTAF]

Doesn't ring a bell for meIt's a bit of a cult classic. Made in the 80s.

Here's another quote from the movie:

"Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact."

[tatervt]

Ahhh, my knowledge of 80's flicks is selective...i'm out of this one

[JimGP20]

The Wedding Singer

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."

"Heathers"


" I drew you a map !!! "

[czzzaar]

I know that one - The Kentucky Fried movie

Ha! That was the first R rated movie I ever saw.

[CTAF]

"Heathers"
Well done.

[Yasuo]

Well done

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

"We've got to get a new travel agent."

[JimGP20]

No takers on post #389 ??

[tatervt]

No takers on post #389 ??
The only possible thing that came to mind for me was Elizabethtown (cause I saw it on a plane recently), but not sure that was the exact line, or the movie you were looking for

[JimGP20]

The only possible thing that came to mind for me was Elizabethtown (cause I saw it on a plane recently), but not sure that was the exact line, or the movie you were looking for

Nope.

Let me give you a hint:

It should read like this....

"I DREW you a map !!" and it is spoken to the driver of a moving van. :D

[tatervt]

Nope.

Let me give you a hint:

It should read like this....

"I DREW you a map !!" and it is spoken to the driver of a moving van. :D
Question, is it an Elvis movie?

[JimGP20]

Question, is it an Elvis movie?

Nope. The main star is a former SNL cast member.

[snagswolf]

Nope. The main star is a former SNL cast member.
Is it Funny Farm?

[JimGP20]

Is it Funny Farm?

Yes sir. Very good. Now it's your turn. :)

[snagswolf]

"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"

[JimGP20]

"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"

A classic scene from "Joe Dirt"


"There is so much to say... I cannot find the words. Except for these: "I love you." "

[czzzaar]

A classic scene from "Joe Dirt"


"There is so much to say... I cannot find the words. Except for these: "I love you." "

Blech, what is that, chick flick or gay porn? ;)

[JimGP20]

Blech, what is that, chick flick or gay porn? ;)


LOL..... I know... but it is from a movie that I think is very thought provoking. :lol:

[snagswolf]

LOL..... I know... but it is from a movie that I think is very thought provoking. :lol:
Rambo III?



:p

[JimGP20]

Rambo III?



:p

:))

It starred an actor who once played a super hero.

[czzzaar]

:))

It starred an actor who once played a super hero.

Somewhere In Time?

[snagswolf]

:))

It starred an actor who once played a super hero.
I don't remember that quote from this one, so just a guess: Somewhere in Time?

One of my favorite movies, BTW.

[JimGP20]

I don't remember that quote from this one, so just a guess: Somewhere in Time?

One of my favorite movies, BTW.

Yes. Very good. One of my favorites also. The idea of convincing ones mind into an alternate reality is very interesting. Your turn.

[JimGP20]

Somewhere In Time?


Correct

[czzzaar]

Ah hem, wonder how I guessed that. Moving on to something a little more mannly.

Try this:

"A little religious communication might not be a bad idea at this stage of the game. Now myself, I don't take any chances, I talk to Mohammed, Buddha, Mr. Jesus H. Christ Himself and any other religious honchos I can come up with."

[snagswolf]

Yes. Very good. One of my favorites also. The idea of convincing ones mind into an alternate reality is very interesting.
One of the paradoxes of that movie is, where did the watch come from? She gave it to him, and he went back in time and gave it to her, so that she could give it to him. Who made the watch?

[JimGP20]

Ah hem, wonder how I guessed that. Moving on to something a little more mannly.

Try this:

"A little religious communication might not be a bad idea at this stage of the game. Now myself, I don't take any chances, I talk to Mohammed, Buddha, Mr. Jesus H. Christ Himself and any other religious honchos I can come up with."


"The Seige Of Firebase Gloria"


"What is a pancreas, anyhow? I mean, I don't know what the damn thing does for you, besides give you cancer."

[czzzaar]

I'm impressed! I didn't think anyone but me had set through that turkey. I'll watch almost any war movie.

[Dark Energy]

"The Seige Of Firebase Gloria"


"What is a pancreas, anyhow? I mean, I don't know what the damn thing does for you, besides give you cancer."


Can I play?

'Space Cowboys"

Ok:

I've told you this before, haven't I?

[JimGP20]

Can I play?

'Space Cowboys"

Ok:

I've told you this before, haven't I?


"Memento"


"We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?"

[Dark Energy]

Rear Window.

Ok, a slight increase in the challenge stakes:

"Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do"

[czzzaar]

Rear Window.

Ok, a slight increase in the challenge stakes:

"Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do"

2001: A Space Odyssey

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can. "

[CTAF]

Fight Club

"Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?"

[basilisk]

...next...?

[CTAF]

...next...?

Sorry, I was working on it...

"Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?"

[DaGooseMon]

Sorry, I was working on it...

"Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?"

Clerks

"Every time he comes up here he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne."

[Dark Energy]

A very good film called "The Deer Hunter"

Lets go back a bit:

"Clatu, Burada, Nicto"

[CTAF]

"The Day The Earth Stood Still" - own it!

Let's keep it old school:

"All my brothers and brothers-in-laws tell me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain."

[Dark Energy]

Wow! I'm impressed - thought that would stump people for a while

[CTAF]

Wow! I'm impressed - thought that would stump people for a whileThat's one of my favorite rainy Sunday afternoon movies of all time.

[Dark Energy]

That's one of my favorite rainy Sunday afternoon movies of all time.

yep, agree

[CTAF]

yep, agreeI'll give you a hint on mine. It had a prominent "role" in another movie "Quiz Show".

[Dark Energy]

"The Day The Earth Stood Still" - own it!

Let's keep it old school:

"All my brothers and brothers-in-laws tell me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain."


Marty

Get this one and I'll be seriously impressed:

"For her, all seven deadly sins!"

[CTAF]

Marty

Get this one and I'll be seriously impressed:

"For her, all seven deadly sins!"That's a freakin' silent movie, isn't it?

[CTAF]

I just cheated (because I knew the quote but not why). I haven't seen that movie, but I think that's a Trivial Pursuit question.

[Dark Energy]

That's a freakin' silent movie, isn't it?

yep!

[CTAF]

yep!That's just cold, man (wish I'd have thought of it).

[Dark Energy]

That's just cold, man (wish I'd have thought of it).

:evil:

[czzzaar]

So where are we now?

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"

[ogibillm]

So where are we now?

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"
The Fifth Element

" We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

[CTAF]

So where are we now?

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"

We are still on "For her, all seven deadly sins!"

[czzzaar]

"For her, all seven deadly sins!"

Metropolis?

[CTAF]

"For her, all seven deadly sins!"

Metropolis?Well done. I had to cheat. :)

[czzzaar]

Well done. I had to cheat. :)


Your silent film note helped. I saw this in a film class.

[basilisk]

"I just happen to be...a hero!"

(We weren't still trying to guess something, were we?)

[czzzaar]

"I just happen to be...a hero!"

(We weren't still trying to guess something, were we?)

I wasn't sure. :confused:

Maybe, The Incredibles?

[JimGP20]

The Fifth Element

" We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

"Psycho"



"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"

[JimGP20]

"I just happen to be...a hero!"



"Hercules"

[czzzaar]

"Psycho"



"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"

I remember the line but not where I heard it.

[Dark Energy]

Still awaiting the correct answer on this one.

Heartbreak Ridge?

[DaGooseMon]

Heartbreak Ridge?

Probably, I don't remember what quote I was referring to and I'm too lazy to go back and look. I know I did put up one from Heartbreak Ridge, so we'll say "you're right." Your turn.

[JimGP20]

Actually, this one has not been correctly answered yet:


"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"

[DaGooseMon]

"Psycho"



"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"

I'm seeing Andrew Dice Clay on stage saying that in my memory, but I can't think of a movie where he's on stage. Was that in a movie? A Dice movie?

[JimGP20]

I'm seeing Andrew Dice Clay on stage saying that in my memory, but I can't think of a movie where he's on stage. Was that in a movie? A Dice movie?

Yes..... his only feature film. Remember the title?

[tatervt]

Only clay movie I know is Ford Fairlane

[DaGooseMon]

Only clay movie I know is Ford Fairlane

You beat me to it.

Your up Tater,

[tatervt]

You beat me to it.

Your up Tater,
No that's you, I never would've gotten it, and still don't remember the line from it....all you goose

[DaGooseMon]

OK, this may be tough without the accent...


"Sometimes forget about it, just means forget about it."

[tatervt]

OK, this may be tough without the accent...


"Sometimes forget about it, just means forget about it."
Donnie Brasco??

[DaGooseMon]

Donnie Brasco??


Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

[tatervt]

"There is nothing wrong with letting the girliess know that you're money and that you want to party."

[CTAF]

Swingers

"At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you"

[JimGP20]

Swingers

"At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you"


"Reality Bites"


"Ten years ago, I was in this bar in Alabama when two dudes started hassling me. That was their first mistake. They pulled knives. That was their second mistake. They didn't know how to use them. That was the last mistake they ever made. I got two 99-year sentences, back to back."

[DaGooseMon]

"Reality Bites"


"Ten years ago, I was in this bar in Alabama when two dudes started hassling me. That was their first mistake. They pulled knives. That was their second mistake. They didn't know how to use them. That was the last mistake they ever made. I got two 99-year sentences, back to back."

I've seen this movie... :wall: :wall: :wall:

[tatervt]

"Reality Bites"


"Ten years ago, I was in this bar in Alabama when two dudes started hassling me. That was their first mistake. They pulled knives. That was their second mistake. They didn't know how to use them. That was the last mistake they ever made. I got two 99-year sentences, back to back."
Is it an Eastwood movie?

[DaGooseMon]

Is it an Eastwood movie?

Yes, it's Alchatraz.

[DaGooseMon]

You're up Tater, wouldn't have gotten it without the Eastwood connection.

[tatervt]

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.........Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight..........My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me..........O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

[DaGooseMon]

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.........Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight..........My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me..........O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

Hamlet?

[tatervt]

Hamlet?
Nope, one of my favorite military movies...spoken a couple times at different points in the movie by the same person

[JimGP20]

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.........Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight..........My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me..........O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."


"Saving Private Ryan"



"Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid."

[Dark Energy]

"Saving Private Ryan"



"Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid."


wild guess - Psycho?

[Yankee in NC]

"Saving Private Ryan"



"Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid."

When I was in a youngster, my parents took my sister and me to the drive in. It was a double feature with Stripes and...

Hollywood Knights. That movie is flat out funny... even though my young mind didn't understand much of the humor at the time

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

[tatervt]

When I was in a youngster, my parents took my sister and me to the drive in. It was a double feature with Stripes and...

Hollywood Knights. That movie is flat out funny... even though my young mind didn't understand much of the humor at the time

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."
Recent movies i can do

Eneternal sunshine of the spotless mind

[tatervt]

"Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are."

[Dark Energy]

"Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are."

Dodgeball!

Much as I tried not to laugh - that movie was really funny ;)

Lets try a sad movie:

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That's when the world will end.

[DaGooseMon]

Dodgeball!

Much as I tried not to laugh - that movie was really funny ;)

Lets try a sad movie:

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That's when the world will end.

A shot in the dark... Armegeddon?

[Dark Energy]

nope

sadder than that ;)

clue - did badly in its initial cinematic release, did much better on dvd.

[tatervt]

Deep impact??

[Dark Energy]

no.

lets see - it features a 6 foot rabbit (and its NOT Harvey!)

[CTAF]

Donnie Darko?

[Dark Energy]

Yes!

[CTAF]

"I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!"

[tatervt]

"I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!"
Good ole Deuce Bigalow...

"Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat."

[Yankee in NC]

LOL. Tommy Boy

"Does this proposition involve my dressing like Little Bo Peep?"

[JimGP20]

LOL. Tommy Boy

"Does this proposition involve my dressing like Little Bo Peep?"

"Fletch"


"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..."

[Dark Energy]

"Fletch"


"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..."

This is Spinal Tap

"I'm going to torture you anyway."

[JimGP20]

This is Spinal Tap

"I'm going to torture you anyway."


"Reservoir Dogs"


"I will raise my eyes and look down that corridor; 4 feet wide, with 10 lonely seconds to justify my whole existence. But WILL I?"

[DaGooseMon]

Man, I really thought I'd be good at this game. Apparently, I haven't seen near as many movies as I thought I had because alot of these, I just don't have a clue.

[JimGP20]

Man, I really thought I'd be good at this game. Apparently, I haven't seen near as many movies as I thought I had because alot of these, I just don't have a clue.



The quote I gave is from an Academy Award winner for Best Picture.

[Dark Energy]

The quote I gave is from an Academy Award winner for Best Picture.

Chariots of fire?

[JimGP20]

Chariots of fire?


Yes........ your turn. :)

[Dark Energy]

I like this director a lot:

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

[JimGP20]

I like this director a lot:

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.


"Full Metal Jacket"


"We're getting wet. In a shower. Because, basically, we talked it over, Chastity and myself, and we came to the conclusion that civilization is nothing more than an effective sewage system. And so by the use of plumbing we hope to demonstrate this to the world."

[Dark Energy]

"Full Metal Jacket"


"We're getting wet. In a shower. Because, basically, we talked it over, Chastity and myself, and we came to the conclusion that civilization is nothing more than an effective sewage system. And so by the use of plumbing we hope to demonstrate this to the world."

can we get a clue?

[JimGP20]

can we get a clue?

This movie was in the same tradition of "Spinal Tap".

[Dark Energy]

I confess to being stumped...

[CTAF]

I'm out, too.

[JimGP20]

This was not in wide release. It was a spoof on an actual real documentary about the most popular band in history.

[CTAF]

"The Rutles"?

[Dark Energy]

I have to say I'll only get this if I cheat...

[Dark Energy]

Ok I cheated!

The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash

I confess I've never heard of it...

This one is from one of only two films to ever genuinely scare me:

Ryuji... when it's time for me to die... stay with me.

[CTAF]

I got it, but only because of the clue. Here's one from along the same lines:

"It's pronounced 'COE-ven', man. What else could it be pronounced?"
"'CUH-ven'. That's the proper pronunciation."
"No, no, no. No, no... 'CUH-ven' sounds like 'oven', man. And that's just... it doesn't work."

[JimGP20]

I got it, but only because of the clue. Here's one from along the same lines:

"It's pronounced 'COE-ven', man. What else could it be pronounced?"
"'CUH-ven'. That's the proper pronunciation."
"No, no, no. No, no... 'CUH-ven' sounds like 'oven', man. And that's just... it doesn't work."

"American Movie"



Ryuji... when it's time for me to die... stay with me.


"Ringu"



"How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"

[Dark Energy]

Cool runnings (I think)

assuming I'm right, then, from one of my all time favourite films:

The farmers have won. We have lost.