Post a Rumor about Another Hannity Poster

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey Morty!!!! Been trying to figure out that gangster stuff on myspace....it takes me a while to catch on :))

[DarthBush]

i hear you got the gangsta booty

[rosiegirl]

I heard Dr. Funk was all set to star in the new Will Smith movie "Hancock" along with Charlize Theron but decided she was "not his type".....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Charlize is a little too skinny for me (although if she looked like she did in The Italian Job, YUM) but that's not actually why I dropped out.

The graphic novel Hancock is based on is actually called "Tonight, He Comes", and I was afraid they were going to use that as the movie title...and that everyone would think I was doing porn.

[melinda]

He's not my type.

mine either.....

[rosiegirl]

Charlize is a little too skinny for me (although if she looked like she did in The Italian Job, YUM) but that's not actually why I dropped out.

The graphic novel Hancock is based on is actually called "Tonight, He Comes", and I was afraid they were going to use that as the movie title...and that everyone would think I was doing porn.

I swear you have the funniest replies!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

It's what I do...you'll note I don't start a whole lot of threads. For me, it's more fun to react to something...

[rosiegirl]

It's what I do...you'll note I don't start a whole lot of threads. For me, it's more fun to react to something...

and you're much more entertaining;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Now I've got my post-election sig line...


Rosiegirl- and you're much more entertaining.
Emmanuel Goldstein- you are in no way dumb.
Ski- I like you, Dr. Funk

[nortman]

I have heard that Rhonda was checking in to see what condition that her condition was in.....:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Wow, really old Kenny Rogers reference.

[super cool ski instructor]

Now I've got my post-election sig line...

you are in no way dumb...I like that :))

But ummm...exactly why am I last? :mad:

[Mortis]

Hey Morty!!!! Been trying to figure out that gangster stuff on myspace....it takes me a while to catch on :))

Just click it to add the application.

And I could really use the help, too, I only have 5 people in my "mob" so I can't do a lot of the missions, and I'm getting my tail kicked by people with bigger mobs attacking me.

[super cool ski instructor]

Just click it to add the application.

And I could really use the help, too, I only have 5 people in my "mob" so I can't do a lot of the missions, and I'm getting my tail kicked by people with bigger mobs attacking me.

Well, whe I get home I will add it! I am all for helping you fight back against bigger mobs! ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wow, really old Kenny Rogers reference.

Aren't all Kenny Rogers references really old?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

you are in no way dumb...I like that :))

But ummm...exactly why am I last? :mad:

Two reasons...

1. It's in reverse order of when they were said. Emm and Rosie's comments were today, yours was last week. Impressive enough that I remembered it, you know?

2. You rolled your eyes at my current sig line. Now we're even :twisted: ;)

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Just click it to add the application.

And I could really use the help, too, I only have 5 people in my "mob" so I can't do a lot of the missions, and I'm getting my tail kicked by people with bigger mobs attacking me.

I wish I had a myspace...

Oh wait, I have a life. Never mind.

:runs:

:hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

Two reasons...

1. It's in reverse order of when they were said. Emm and Rosie's comments were today, yours was last week. Impressive enough that I remembered it, you know?

2. You rolled your eyes at my current sig line. Now we're even :twisted: ;)

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

I cannot believe you added the kicking puppies thing :))

you are now very high on my "Dork List" :hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

I wish I had a myspace...

Oh wait, I have a life. Never mind.

:runs:

:hug:

:mad:

I worked hard on finding the perfect pics of my favorite things to add to my myspace page...do not mock myspace :snooty:


:razz:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I cannot believe you added the kicking puppies thing :))

you are now very high on my "Dork List" :hug:

Of course I did. Parody is no fun if there's no kicking puppies. My true political leanings might actually surprise you ;)

Now I have to decide between "I like you, Dr. Funk" and "You are now very high on my 'Dork List'"...damn it.

That reminds me...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to?utm_source=videomrss_7 9055

Watch that when you get home if you can't see it at work. I damn near fell off my chair I was laughing so hard at it.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:mad:

I worked hard on finding the perfect pics of my favorite things to add to my myspace page...do not mock myspace :snooty:

:razz:

I had 18 fantasy sports teams last year. I am really in no position to mock anyone for anything. But if I didn't mock anyone I'd have VERY little to contribute around here. Even my WP posts have a generally mocking tone, you know?

[super cool ski instructor]

Of course I did. Parody is no fun if there's no kicking puppies. My true political leanings might actually surprise you ;)

Now I have to decide between "I like you, Dr. Funk" and "You are now very high on my 'Dork List'"...damn it.

That reminds me...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to?utm_source=videomrss_7 9055

Watch that when you get home if you can't see it at work. I damn near fell off my chair I was laughing so hard at it.


:)) :)) Okay...now THAT is funny! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

I had 18 fantasy sports teams last year. I am really in no position to mock anyone for anything. But if I didn't mock anyone I'd have VERY little to contribute around here. Even my WP posts have a generally mocking tone, you know?

If you ever get bored, check out my page...you can jam to DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince right now :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

If you ever get bored, check out my page...you can jam to DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince right now :))

Can't see it at work. "Social Networking and Personal Storage" filter.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) :)) Okay...now THAT is funny! :))

There was another one about McCain saving budget money by eliminating the Secret Service and taking on the whackjobs with his own bare hands. Not QUITE as funny, but still good.

It has taken me entirely too long to bookmark the Onion and it's sports site, Sports Pickle. Just funny as hell

Matter of fact, you might like this one...

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume4/2005-0727-trade.html

[super cool ski instructor]

There was another one about McCain saving budget money by eliminating the Secret Service and taking on the whackjobs with his own bare hands. Not QUITE as funny, but still good.

It has taken me entirely too long to bookmark the Onion and it's sports site, Sports Pickle. Just funny as hell

Matter of fact, you might like this one...

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume4/2005-0727-trade.html

I'll have to watch that one when I get home...access denied :neutral:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'll have to watch that one when I get home...access denied :neutral:

Huh...and that's not even a video. I'll try to PM the text to you.

[super cool ski instructor]

Huh...and that's not even a video. I'll try to PM the text to you.

Thank You!!!

Our Firewall here is crazy! I can't even get espn.com, but can shop all day long as FredericksofHollywood.com :eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Thank You!!!

Our Firewall here is crazy! I can't even get espn.com, but can shop all day long as FredericksofHollywood.com :eek:

I never thought to check frederick's (you know...for the wife :shifty: ), though I'm pretty sure it's stopped under the "Lingerie and swimsuit" category.

I can't see fantasy sports sites...and even some fantasy articles from regular sport sites...but I can tear UP some eBay.

[super cool ski instructor]

I never thought to check frederick's (you know...for the wife :shifty: ), though I'm pretty sure it's stopped under the "Lingerie and swimsuit" category.

I can't see fantasy sports sites...and even some fantasy articles from regular sport sites...but I can tear UP some eBay.

:)) I wonder who sets up these Firewalls :))

do check out Fredericks...for the wife ;)
the stuff lasts alot longer than my Victoria;s Secret stuff, and they are more "larger chest friendly".

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) I wonder who sets up these Firewalls :))

do check out Fredericks...for the wife ;)
the stuff lasts alot longer than my Victoria;s Secret stuff, and they are more "larger chest friendly".

I think I might have to research this "Frederick's" establishment. Maybe with some candlelight and a nice Merlot. I might even invite the wife ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I think I might have to research this "Frederick's" establishment. Maybe with some candlelight and a nice Merlot. I might even invite the wife ;)

:))

You're welcome :))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Wow, really old Kenny Rogers reference.


I am glad that you were able to pick up on that one.....

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Aren't all Kenny Rogers references really old?


Yep.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ski has a highly advanced version of Google Earth in which she can see the clothing status of any Hannity poster, simply by clicking on their username.

[jet]

Ski has a highly advanced version of Google Earth in which she can see the clothing status of any Hannity poster, simply by clicking on their username.

Ah ha...so that's why she's so popular. She holds all the power.

And that's why you are chumming up to her as she has seen you in your Spiderman underoos ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Ski has a highly advanced version of Google Earth in which she can see the clothing status of any Hannity poster, simply by clicking on their username.

Dammit, D-Funk! :))

[RayMan]

Dammit, D-Funk! :))

The Dr is giving away all your secrets. ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ah ha...so that's why she's so popular. She holds all the power.

And that's why you are chumming up to her as she has seen you in your Spiderman underoos ;)

If she actually keeps the screen shots of what I post in at home...two things are near-guaranteed to happen.

1. TC's going to accidentally open up a folder on her system and IMMEDIATELY go blind.

2. She's going to need A LOT more storage space. I am not a small human, by anyone's definition.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The Dr is giving away all your secrets. ;)

Not all of them. I still have a book to write.

[RayMan]

Not all of them. I still have a book to write.

You should probably hold some back as insurance and mail a copy to your lawyer just in case you come up missing someday.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You should probably hold some back as insurance and mail a copy to your lawyer just in case you come up missing someday.

There's a memory stick hidden in a safe location already. Two people know where it is, and they know what to do if I'm not heard from in a week.

[RayMan]

If she actually keeps the screen shots of what I post in at home...two things are near-guaranteed to happen.

1. TC's going to accidentally open up a folder on her system and IMMEDIATELY go blind.

2. She's going to need A LOT more storage space. I am not a small human, by anyone's definition.

At least you ARE human. I am not sure we can say that about everyone who posts at Hannity.com. ;)

[Liability]

Dammit, D-Funk! :))

I saw a risque web site (kinda soft core, actually) that supposedly allows the camera to "see through" the bathing suits of unsuspecting women on public beaches. The images look like it might even be possible, but it could all be a staged fake, Who knows?

But, if it's real and does work, I suppose ski just has a licensed extension of this cutting edge optical tool!

[JimGP20]

Rumor has it that Dr. Funkenstein has plans to reanimate a puppet made of dirty socks. :sick:

[JimGP20]

I saw a risque web site (kinda soft core, actually) that supposedly allows the camera to "see through" the bathing suits of unsuspecting women on public beaches. The images look like it might even be possible, but it could all be a staged fake, Who knows?

But, if it's real and does work, I suppose ski just has a licensed extension of this cutting edge optical tool!

What ??? no URL ???

[Dr. Funkenstein]

At least you ARE human. I am not sure we can say that about everyone who posts at Hannity.com. ;)

RayMan is part-cyborg on his father's side. His mother was all Presbyterian.

[Liability]

What ??? no URL ???

I prefer not to get banned








yet.






























:)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

What ??? no URL ???

My sentiments exactly, but I suspect a link to a soft-core porn site MIGHT be construed as a TOS violation.

Perhaps a PM to selected male and non-traditional female posters is in order?

[Liability]

RayMan is part-cyborg on his father's side. His mother was all Presbyterian.

There's a difference?

[RayMan]

RayMan is part-cyborg on his father's side. His mother was all Presbyterian.

Where did you get access to my classified file? Rotten Witness Protection Program. No security at all.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Rumor has it that Dr. Funkenstein has plans to reanimate a puppet made of dirty socks. :sick:

Incorrect...it was made of clean socks. Unfortunately, my Juvenation Machine broke when I tried to resuscitate Phoebe Cates's career

[super cool ski instructor]

I am so confused...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

There's a difference?

Yes. Cyborgs are agnostics. Presbyterians believe in bake sales and casseroles.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I am so confused...

Must...resist...temptation...to...mock.

[jet]

Yes. Cyborgs are agnostics. Presbyterians believe in bake sales and casseroles.

It's all part of a vast conspiracy to fatten us up and get us to heaven faster :think:

Church potlucks are of the devil!!! :naughty:

[JimGP20]

Incorrect...it was made of clean socks. Unfortunately, my Juvenation Machine broke when I tried to resuscitate Phoebe Cates's career

Phoebe Cates should have just stuck to roles where she was coming out of swimming pools in slow motion. :cool:

[jet]

I am so confused...

Is this a rumor or admission of guilt ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Must...resist...temptation...to...mock.

:mad:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Phoebe Cates should have just stuck to roles where she was coming out of swimming pools in slow motion. :cool:

+1

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Some time ago, Dr. Funkenstein decided he needed to find a Tigers fan to repeatedly victimize on a fake rumor thread within a conservative radio host's message board system.

Little did Ski know what was about to hit her.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[RayMan]

It's all part of a vast conspiracy to fatten us up and get us to heaven faster :think:

Church potlucks are of the devil!!! :naughty:

True dat. Especially those big bowls full of pink stuff. Does anybody really know what is in those bowls?

[Liability]

Yes. Cyborgs are agnostics. Presbyterians believe in bake sales and casseroles.

Show me an agnostic cyborg and I'll show you a violation of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

Or,


perhaps not.

[Liability]

Phoebe Cates should have just stuck to roles where she was coming out of swimming pools in slow motion. :cool:


Best use of a bikini top as a stage prop in modern American cinematic history.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Rumor has it that Liability is a cyborg.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

True dat. Especially those big bowls full of pink stuff. Does anybody really know what is in those bowls?

I could tell you, but I've been warned by the Methodists to keep my mouth shut on the topic.

[RayMan]

Show me an agnostic cyborg and I'll show you a violation of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

Or,


perhaps not.

Yeah but then there's the zeroth law. Opens the door to all sorts of robotic heresy.

[super cool ski instructor]

Some time ago, Dr. Funkenstein decided he needed to find a Tigers fan to repeatedly victimize on a fake rumor thread within a conservative radio host's message board system.

Little did Ski know what was about to hit her.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:))

Ski still likes D-Funk....but she has every intention of finding his house, TPing it, and leaving pics of Placido Polanco all over!

[jet]

True dat. Especially those big bowls full of pink stuff. Does anybody really know what is in those bowls?

Red food coloring...speeds up the death process.

What's worse is eating food at a potluck and then visiting the house and seeing the conditions it was prepared in...some folks don't take the cleanliness is next to godliness adage very well.... :sick:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Rumor has it that Liability is a cyborg.....

Incorrect. Liability is an android with human features. He can feel pain, cry like a five-year old when he sees "Brian's Song", and masturbate like an inmate with a Victoria's Secret catalog.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:))

Ski still likes D-Funk....but she has every intention of finding his house, TPing it, and leaving pics of Placido Polanco all over!

Good luck with that...I moved into my house five years ago, and my parents haven't even found it yet.

Proof that a good cloaking device is INVALUABLE.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Incorrect. Liability is an android with human features. He can feel pain, cry like a five-year old when he sees "Brian's Song", and masturbate like an inmate with a Victoria's Secret catalog.


Mmmmmk.......

[super cool ski instructor]

Good luck with that...I moved into my house five years ago, and my parents haven't even found it yet.

Proof that a good cloaking device is INVALUABLE.

Did you not read the other rumor you posted about me? I will find you :twisted:

[RayMan]

Funk is Romulan? No wonder he is always able to sneak into a thread and pre-empt my my posts.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Funk is Romulan? No wonder he is always able to sneak into a thread and pre-empt my my posts.

I would explain that ability, but then I'd have to kill you. It's a state secret.

Oh...and I'm not a Romulan. I'm Methodist.

[RayMan]

I would explain that ability, but then I'd have to kill you. It's a state secret.

Oh...and I'm not a Romulan. I'm Methodist.

Even more deadly. Looks like it is time to contact my handlers about another identity change.

[jet]

I would explain that ability, but then I'd have to kill you. It's a state secret.

Oh...and I'm not a Romulan. I'm Methodist.

Then where did you get your cloaking device???? Is it the mumu from Aunt Mildred?

the Mumu is another garment worn exclusively by chronic church pot luck attendees.

[RayMan]

Then where did you get your cloaking device???? Is it the mumu from Aunt Mildred?

the Mumu is another garment worn exclusively by chronic church pot luck attendees.

Muumuu. Ewweww...:eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Then where did you get your cloaking device???? Is it the mumu from Aunt Mildred?

Cloaking device was borrowed from my cousin Lone Star. He's jammed many a radar.

the Mumu is another garment worn exclusively by chronic church pot luck attendees.

And by people who have lost bets on college football games. :shifty:

[jet]

Cloaking device was borrowed from my cousin Lone Star. He's jammed many a radar.

And by people who have lost bets on college football games. :shifty:

Can he jam car stereos with too much bass?

Dr. Funk looks great in a woman's bikini ;)

[jet]

Muumuu. Ewweww...:eek:

Thank goodness Mel is not here.....she would be on me for picking on people that like mumus :shifty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr. Funk looks great in a woman's bikini ;)


This is absolutely true. I've got a nice rack ;)

[jet]

This is absolutely true. I've got a nice rack ;)

:)) I know..I've seen Ski's secret files :shifty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) I know..I've seen Ski's secret files :shifty:

Then what the hell am I paying her hush money for?

I'll be back...got some checks to cancel.

[jet]

Then what the hell am I paying her hush money for?

I'll be back...got some checks to cancel.

:))

Hey, send them to me. I have the pics, too :evil:

[super cool ski instructor]

Then what the hell am I paying her hush money for?

I'll be back...got some checks to cancel.

Too late babe....I am not dumb, I cash the puppies the second I get them :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Too late babe....I am not dumb, I cash the puppies the second I get them :D

(expletive removed)!!! (expletive removed)!!!

[RayMan]

Then what the hell am I paying her hush money for?

I'll be back...got some checks to cancel.

You've never been to Ski's pay per view site: "Funk gets Funky?"

I thought everyone here knew about that.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You've never been to Ski's pay per view site: "Funk gets Funky?"

I thought everyone here knew about that.

I'm calling my lawyer. My fat arse has an exclusive contract with another pay site.

(note...I tried to come up with a clever name for the site for pictures of fat guys, but everything I came up with seemed to have a better than average chance of being an actual site for naked pictures of fat guys)

[RayMan]

I'm calling my lawyer. My fat arse has an exclusive contract with another pay site.

(note...I tried to come up with a clever name for the site for pictures of fat guys, but everything I came up with seemed to have a better than average chance of being an actual site for naked pictures of fat guys)

That is why Ski incorporated your name into the site name.

[super cool ski instructor]

:wall: Y'all are killing me!!!!

[JimGP20]

:))

Ski still likes D-Funk....but she has every intention of finding his house, TPing it, and leaving pics of Placido Polanco all over!


I think he would much prefer pics of Placido Domingo. :cool:

[DarthBush]

Supercool spends her days reading and sending 1000s of chain letters

[RayMan]

:wall: Y'all are killing me!!!!

All part of the Funkmeister's master plan.

[jet]

All part of the Funkmeister's master plan.

I thought the death thing belong to the Methodist pot luck people?

[jet]

:wall: Y'all are killing me!!!!

Am I included in this because you are ignoring my posts today :(

:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I thought the death thing belong to the Methodist pot luck people?

Presbyterian pot luck people. Methodists stick to macaroni-based casseroles, not the dreaded "pink stuff" casserole Ray referred to earlier.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ski is dead. There's a picture of her walking across Abbey Road with no shoes on...this is proof.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I think he would much prefer pics of Placido Domingo. :cool:

Damn...if you're going to stick me with pictures of people who hold high notes too damn long, at least give me some early Renee Fleming or recent Charlotte Church.

[jet]

Presbyterian pot luck people. Methodists stick to macaroni-based casseroles, not the dreaded "pink stuff" casserole Ray referred to earlier.

:doh:

It's salad..pink salad...jello and whipped cream I think :sick:

[JimGP20]

All part of the Funkmeister's master plan.

Well..... Funkmeister's master.... something or other :whistle:

[super cool ski instructor]

Am I included in this because you are ignoring my posts today :(

:))

Damn...I am always afraid of doing that :))

[jet]

Damn...I am always afraid of doing that :))

Hmmm, I guess we should not start a rumor about being paranoid as its possibly true :))

[RayMan]

:doh:

It's salad..pink salad...jello and whipped cream I think :sick:

I think you're right. Or sometimes jello and cottage cheese. That might be the green stuff now that I think of it.

[jet]

How's that southern saying go...if jello has mayo with it, it's a salad but if it's got whipped cream it's dessert?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hmmm, I guess we should not start a rumor about being paranoid as its possibly true :))

Jetfire is actually the duct-tape-shoes wearing bag lady who called my wife a harlot when she worked at Borders. She also believes that red light cameras are actually following her, and that street lights are fitted with secret microphones to record everything she says. This is why she yells so much.

[jet]

Dr. Funkenstein has a secret crush on ThrowCop, hence the desire to see him wrestle another poster in a tub of jello.

[RayMan]

How's that southern saying go...if jello has mayo with it, it's a salad but if it's got whipped cream it's dessert?

Need to run it past Drew but sounds about right to me. Either way it is low-carb long as you use S.F. Jello with splenda. ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr. Funkenstein has a secret crush on ThrowCop, hence the desire to see him wrestle another poster in a tub of jello.

Hey hey...that was purely about seeing DarthBush getting his ass kicked. And I don't recall saying anything about Jell-O :(

ThrowCop's sinewy frame, tightened in combat, eyes blazing with rage...where was I?

I'm getting my gay shot renewed this week.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Keep it clean...



Melinda got butt implants... :whistle:











remember- This is all in good fun....Rumor has it that Db has a poor memory:rolleyes: maybe early dementia.

[jet]

Hey hey...that was purely about seeing DarthBush getting his ass kicked. And I don't recall saying anything about Jell-O :(

ThrowCop's sinewy frame, tightened in combat, eyes blazing with rage...where was I?

I'm getting my gay shot renewed this week.

Yeah, I feel the same way about Ski...although her eyes have to be misty with affection....

:))

[jet]

Rumor has it that Db has a poor memory:rolleyes: maybe early dementia.

I daresay multiple personality disorder...consider all the birthdays that have been celebrated...one for each personality :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

DB's real name is Cybil.

[RayMan]

DB's real name is Cybil.

Shepherd?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Shepherd?

See now that's just mean.

[jet]

See now that's just mean.

Well, you spelled it the way Cybil Shepherd spells her name.

The Sally Field Sybil is well Sybil ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well, you spelled it the way Cybil Shepherd spells her name.

The Sally Field Sybil is well Sybil ;)

No need to muddle my jokes with facts :)

Okay...DB's name is actually SYBIL

[jet]

No need to muddle my jokes with facts :)

Okay...DB's name is actually SYBIL

Jetfire has no sense of humor..hence the need to rely on facts :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Jetfire has no sense of humor..hence the need to rely on facts :D

Jetfire is actually Ellen Degeneres. And may I applaud her for snagging Portia di Rossi...what a catch!

[RayMan]

No need to muddle my jokes with facts :)

Okay...DB's name is actually SYBIL

You gonna apologize for calling me mean or do I have to put you on ignore and then start a thread in TTTM?

Totally up to you. :cool:

It's a JOKE Jetfire!!

(Edited for Jetfire)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Rumor has it Db pulls on Superman's cape, spits into the wind and laughs at moderators rulings.

[jet]

You gonna apologize for calling me mean or do I have to put you on ignore and then start a thread in TTTM?

Totally up to you. :cool:

Hey now....don't start talking foolishly :naughty:

[VA-165 Boomer]

Rumor has it Db promotes fights.

[JimGP20]

Hey now....don't start talking foolishly :naughty:


Whaddya mean "start" ?? :cool:

[jet]

Whaddya mean "start" ?? :cool:

:)) You and Ray should have a quip contest....:think:

[RayMan]

:)) You and Ray should have a quip contest....:think:

I'd tie him to the quipping-post and flay the puns out of him. In a nice way of course.

[RayMan]

You gonna apologize for calling me mean or do I have to put you on ignore and then start a thread in TTTM?

Totally up to you. :cool:

It's a JOKE Jetfire!!

(Edited for Jetfire)

Hey Jet,
An edit just for you. :dance:

[JimGP20]

I'd tie him to the quipping-post and flay the puns out of him. In a nice way of course.


Nay I say.... flay away, okay? :cool:

[CID_0687]

I got this photo of RayMan (aka Jerry Garcia) from the First Church of Biscuits and Gravy last Sunday evening.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/mz_5248111_bodyshot_175x260.jpg
bump for mel

[RayMan]

Jah, mon.

(no rastas were harmed in the posting of this message.)

[CID_0687]

Ray's a buffalo soldier, dread lock pastor

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Cid's a pastafarian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian

[Dreamy]

Boomer used to work a second job with Chippendales during the lean years.

[CID_0687]

Cid's a pastafarian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian
Looks like a crab with meat balls. :eek:

[melinda]

Ray's a buffalo soldier, dread lock pastor

thanks for the picture, that does answer some questions. :)

[Liability]

PG had been the body double for Chris Farley!

[RayMan]

Looks like a crab with meat balls. :eek:

Naw...way too easy.

[Dragon1963]

Good to see that all my secrets are still secret. :D

[czzzaar]

I heard Dreamy is really Donald Trump.

No, what I heard was that Dreamy is really Rebecca Romijin and turned down Donald Trump's indecent proposal to get with Jerry O'Connell!!! I suspected it all along.

Congrats on the coming twins, Rebecca, and don't forget that Czzzaar is a lovely boys name.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Good to see that all my secrets are still secret. :D

The hush money has been a godsend, by the way ;)

[Dreamy]

No, what I heard was that Dreamy is really Rebecca Romijin and turned down Donald Trump's indecent proposal to get with Jerry O'Connell!!! I suspected it all along.

Congrats on the coming twins, Rebecca, and don't forget that Czzzaar is a lovely boys name.

:lol: And why I left John Stamos is beyond me. :wall:

Hi Czzzaar!:hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

:lol: And why I left John Stamos is beyond me. :wall:

Hi Czzzaar!:hug:

Yeah..leaving Uncle Jesse for the big kid from Stand By Me is really not one of your smartest choices.

[Dreamy]

Yeah..leaving Uncle Jesse for the big kid from Stand By Me is really not one of your smartest choices.


Not at all Ski. :))

Rumor has it that Uncle Jessie left me for Ski because he is a Detroit Tigers fan and she devilishly cammed him wearing nothing but old Tiger's tickets and team pennants strategically taped over certain parts of her body.:eek::eek:

[Dragon1963]

The hush money has been a godsend, by the way ;)

Amazing what greasing the wheels can do. :lol:

[Dreamy]

Amazing what greasing the wheels can do. :lol:

So I should disregard the firebreathing Dragon rumors darling? :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

So I should disregard the firebreathing Dragon rumors darling? :lol:

<counting money>

The firebreathing Dragon rumors are completely unfounded, and we will fight those who spread these lies!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Not at all Ski. :))

Rumor has it that Uncle Jessie left me for Ski because he is a Detroit Tigers fan and she devilishly cammed him wearing nothing but old Tiger's tickets and team pennants strategically taped over certain parts of her body.:eek::eek:

I'm sorry...but anything I'd add here would get me a significant time out ;)

[RayMan]

yeah, probably.

[Dragon1963]

So I should disregard the firebreathing Dragon rumors darling? :lol:

Those aren't rumors. :D

[Dragon1963]

<counting money>

The firebreathing Dragon rumors are completely unfounded, and we will fight those who spread these lies!

The money is for the other rumors. :doh:

[iamredbeard]

Rumor has it that our very own Ski and Sarah Palin and become e-mail buddies in the last year and send each other clips of hockey fights. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Rumor has it that our very own Ski and Sarah Palin and become e-mail buddies in the last year and send each other clips of hockey fights. :cool:

That's incorrect. I have it on good authority that Ski is currently running "hockeychickfight.com" and Sarah Palin is her main financial backer.

[iamredbeard]

That's incorrect. I have it on good authority that Ski is currently running "hockeychickfight.com" and Sarah Palin is her main financial backer.

Ahhh, thanks for the correction. :)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ahhh, thanks for the correction. :)

I'm here to report, my man.

[super cool ski instructor]

I think I have some online stalkers......there is no way y'all should know that :shifty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I think I have some online stalkers......there is no way y'all should know that :shifty:

my intelligence network is far-reaching and quite devious. You'll never know I got that from TC

Oh crap

[Hadassah]

Good to know all the rumors about me aren't being spread about. :mrgreen:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Good to know all the rumors about me aren't being spread about. :mrgreen:

You can't go inviting my network to check up on you. Just asking for trouble.

My silence CAN be purchased, however.

[jet]

You can't go inviting my network to check up on you. Just asking for trouble.

My silence CAN be purchased, however.

Rumor has it that's not the only thing of yours that can be purchased ;)

[DarthBush]

Trig is really my baby

[RayMan]

Rumor has it that DB is back. Any truth to it?

[CID_0687]

Rumor has it that DB is back. Any truth to it?
I heard that it's not really DB...bayoubill has hacked his account, what gave it away was win DB posted that he's ALWAYS loved mayonaise, and would never put peanut butter in the fridge.

[DarthBush]

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/2008/your_shipment_of_fail.jpg

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Rumor has it that's not the only thing of yours that can be purchased ;)

That rumor is confirmed. I will whore myself out to the highest bidder at any time.

Which reminds me...

Wear Adidas, drink Mountain Dew and eat Pringles!

[ALBOB2]

That rumor is confirmed. I will whore myself out to the highest bidder at any time.



But you said I was your one and only. :((

[Dr. Funkenstein]

But you said I was your one and only. :((

Keep bringing that fat wallet, and we'll be together forever ;)

[jet]

That rumor is confirmed. I will whore myself out to the highest bidder at any time.

Which reminds me...

Wear Adidas, drink Mountain Dew and eat Pringles!

If I paid for you, I'll tell you what to wear ;)

[CID_0687]

If I paid for you, I'll tell you what to wear ;)
:eek:

I think Jet's asking for karate lessons.

[Panhead0422]

Everybody better do what Jetfire612 says after the 666 post, that sure is the ugliest looking black cat I have ever seen guarding the post.:whistle::whistle:

Runs out door and down the street.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

JimGP20 and Mortis recently returned from their trip to California. Still working out the details, but they DID visit a courthouse in the Napa Valley and Mortis has reportedly been overheard to say "I swear...that rice gets EVERYWHERE"

[RayMan]

JimGP20 and Mortis recently returned from their trip to California. Still working out the details, but they DID visit a courthouse in the Napa Valley and Mortis has reportedly been overheard to say "I swear...that rice gets EVERYWHERE"

This is obviously a blatant attempt to malign these two Honored Guests. Nobody in Northern California uses rice at a wedding. They throw bird seed so the poor little birdies don't explode after the rice swells up in their bellies.

BTW, I hear the whole thing was catered by PETA at Mortis' request.

[JimGP20]

JimGP20 and Mortis recently returned from their trip to California. Still working out the details, but they DID visit a courthouse in the Napa Valley and Mortis has reportedly been overheard to say "I swear...that rice gets EVERYWHERE"


Trip to California huh???? I happen to LIVE in California, so your myth is BUSTED ! :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Trip to California huh???? I happen to LIVE in California, so your myth is BUSTED ! :))

Damn it.

I'll edit to consider yours and Ray's rebuttals

JimGP20 and Mortis were seen visiting a courthouse in the Napa Valley. Mortis has reportedly been overheard to say "I swear...that birdseed gets EVERYWHERE"

[RayMan]

Damn it.

I'll edit to consider yours and Ray's rebuttals

To paraphrase Albob2,

Quit looking at my rebuttal.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

To paraphrase Albob2,

Quit looking at my rebuttal.

To paraphrase myself

Never paraphrase albob

[ALBOB2]

To paraphrase myself

Never paraphrase albob


Well you can, but it'll cost you a fortune. I'm easy, but I'm not cheap.:snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well you can, but it'll cost you a fortune. I'm easy, but I'm not cheap.:snooty:

Must...resist....temptation...damn it all!

That's what she said

See? See what you made me do? Damn you!

[RayMan]

Did I step into the Reconolodge by mistake?

[ALBOB2]

Must...resist....temptation...damn it all!

That's what she said

See? See what you made me do? Damn you!


For my next trick I'm going to turn you into a conservative Republican........................and your wife too. :twisted:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

For my next trick I'm going to turn you into a conservative Republican........................and your wife too. :twisted:

Turning me into a conservative wouldn't be that hard...I'm already a war-mongering neo-con remember? And my wife thinks this place is turning me into a conservative anyway.

Turning my wife, on the other hand...that's Copperfield territory. You'd have better luck making a plane disappear.

[JimGP20]

Did I step into the Reconolodge by mistake?

Nope. This thread isn't a leviathan. :mrgreen:

[Rhonda]

ThaMalcontent is going to fry his fingers

[RayMan]

Will they be batter dipped or plain?

Just noticed something. When my dyslexia kicks in I type palin rather than plain.

Wow.

[Rhonda]

Will they be batter dipped or plain?

Just noticed something. When my dyslexia kicks in I type palin rather than plain.

Wow.


He says he will marinate them and yes batter dip his digits and then deep fry them...sounds yummy :mrgreen:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

ThaMalcontent is going to fry his fingers

mmm...conservative fingers. Does that come with BBQ or honey mustard sauce? ;)

[iamredbeard]

From what I understand the rumor is that Ski founded and continues to run this site. http://www.michiganliberal.com/


http://www.michiganliberal.com/images/logo.jpg

[Dr. Funkenstein]

From what I understand the rumor is that Ski founded and continues to run this site. http://www.michiganliberal.com/


http://www.michiganliberal.com/images/logo.jpg

But wait...I thought liberals weren't allowed to love country music the way Ski does???

:confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Will they be batter dipped or plain?

Just noticed something. When my dyslexia kicks in I type palin rather than plain.

Wow.

That's not dyslexia. That's the Freud kicking in.

[CID_0687]

But wait...I thought liberals weren't allowed to love country music the way Ski does???

:confused:
Two words...

Dixie Chicks

Hey Dr. Funk...what's this I hear about you being John Holmes "stunt double" in the the early 80s? :eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Two words...

Dixie Chicks

See, but the thing is Natalie Maines doesn't really LIKE country music. I've seen her Itunes list...it's all rap, chick rock and jazz (go figure).

Hey Dr. Funk...what's this I hear about you being John Holmes "stunt double" in the the early 80s? :eek:

Hesitant to state as truth since I was 3 in 1980.

Jim, on the other hand...well I'm just sayin it's possible :cool:

[CID_0687]

See, but the thing is Natalie Maines doesn't really LIKE country music. I've seen her Itunes list...it's all rap, chick rock and jazz (go figure).



Hesitant to state as truth since I was 3 in 1980.

Jim, on the other hand...well I'm just sayin it's possible :cool:
:think:

That would explain why Jim has been pressuring the mods to change his user name to "Tripod"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:think:

That would explain why Jim has been pressuring the mods to change his user name to "Tripod"

Indeed

[iamredbeard]

I wasn't sure if I should mention this or not, but decided that I should. A week ago from today I toured the Michigan State Capital and learned from my super secret source that our very own Ski is a political adviser to Governor Jenny.

[Fire Watch]

I hear that his ^ beard isnt really red.

[iamredbeard]

I hear that his ^ beard isnt really red.

Truth be told that I was given the nickname "Redbeard" about 10 years ago. Because although my hair is brown, my beard is an auburn/cranberry type red, but these days some patches of gray have grown in. It won't be long, till I am know as Graybeard. :eek:

[Fire Watch]

arrr matey

[Dr. Funkenstein]

^^^has never actually watched a fire.

[CID_0687]

Truth be told that I was given the nickname "Redbeard" about 10 years ago. Because although my hair is brown, my beard is an auburn/cranberry type red, but these days some patches of gray have grown in. It won't be long, till I am know as Graybeard. :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l38YXrGJxx0

Youtube rubbish......

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh yeah??? Red is really the love child of Carl Levin and Monica Conyers!

[iamredbeard]

Oh yeah??? Red is really the love child of Carl Levin and Monica Conyers!

Who? :)):)):))

[super cool ski instructor]

Don't act like you don't know :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I was just handed a copy of Ski's Amazon.com cd purchases...

http://www.amazon.com/Eminem-Show/dp/B00006690G/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246455920&sr=8-7

http://www.amazon.com/Some-Hearts-Carrie-Underwood/dp/B000BGR18W/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246455950&sr=8-3

http://www.amazon.com/Love-Ultimate-Essential-Collection-Celine-Dion/dp/B001F9FHIA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246456010&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Essential-Barbra-Streisand/dp/B00005V3WH/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246456025&sr=8-3

[ThrowCop]

I was just handed a copy of Ski's Amazon.com cd purchases...

http://www.amazon.com/Eminem-Show/dp/B00006690G/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246455920&sr=8-7Got it

http://www.amazon.com/Some-Hearts-Carrie-Underwood/dp/B000BGR18W/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246455950&sr=8-3Want it

http://www.amazon.com/Love-Ultimate-Essential-Collection-Celine-Dion/dp/B001F9FHIA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246456010&sr=8-1bought two copies

http://www.amazon.com/Essential-Barbra-Streisand/dp/B00005V3WH/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1246456025&sr=8-3have it on vinyl

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

D-Funk and TC have an ongoing battle over who is the official President of the Hannah Montana fanclub.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:))

D-Funk and TC have an ongoing battle over who is the official President of the Hannah Montana fanclub.
Actually, we both lost that battle to Fire Watch. he went mod on us.

[super cool ski instructor]

Actually, we both lost that battle to Fire Watch. he went mod on us.

Ooh...will you arm wrestle over who gets to be Vice President or Speaker of the Club?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ooh...will you arm wrestle over who gets to be Vice President or Speaker of the Club?
I'm moving on to lead the Christina Hendricks fan club, actually. They've been lacking direction, and anything I can do to expose her to the general public (pun absolutely intended) is exactly what I'll do.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1028/page2_g_hendricks2_400.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

Ummm...no. Hannah Montana gets mighty jealous...but nice try.

Nice pun though :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ummm...no. Hannah Montana gets mighty jealous...but nice try.

Nice pun though :))
Hannah can get jealous all she wants...she was my 2nd choice anyway. Once the opening came up over at "myfavoriteredhead.com", game over.

[iamredbeard]

Don't act like you don't know :))

Ok I know who Senator Levin is, one of the most boring people out there. I get sleepy got listening to him, but I got no idea who Conyers is.

[super cool ski instructor]

Ok I know who Senator Levin is, one of the most boring people out there. I get sleepy got listening to him, but I got no idea who Conyers is.

Oh good Lord darling....go look up some threads on her on WP. She, up until 2 days ago, was a member of the Detroit City Council...just got busted for accepting bribes. One of the most racist witches with a capital "B" out there! Married to Rep John Conyers.
After she got busted for the bribe thing she refused at first to resign from the Council...until Council Pres Ken Cockrel Jr made a motion to force her to resign...but then she did it on her own.
She was temporary head of Council while Cockrel Jr ran for mayor...and when he lost, she was going to try to claim he had no right to go back to his President post.

Look up Monica Conyers on youtube...and see if the "Onward Christian Soldiers" clip is there....seriously Red...you would not believe some of the Monica stuff out there...she is famous :))

[iamredbeard]

Rumor has it that Ski has been helping Michael Moore organize this festival. :eek:

http://www.record-eagle.com/local/local_story_213202554.html

[super cool ski instructor]

Scary............