Post a Rumor about Another Hannity Poster

[Brunski]

Think about it this way.
Scots and their decendents love FREEDOM and the kilt is a garment that gives a man FREEDOM.


Do you know why tight jeans are like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom.:lol:

:))

[Rhonda]

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I've set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
oh, let's go back to the start

Running in circles
Comet tails
Heads on the science apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Come tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
All in a rush to the start

Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Comin' back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

I’m going back to the start...

[Mortis]

Hey Bacchus
She hates me
Hey Bacchus
She hates me

The street lamps light a wet old red hook road
A furry vino tinted slave
Molten oil painted brooklyn bridge
(cobblestone grave)

A lonely blue girl guards the riverbed
She shakes her brown torch at the tide
On Pier Six we'd creep and count the cracks
(side by side, see, were counting cracks)

Your mom was out wearing herself inside
I'll stop the train to say "Hello"
A used boyfriends just bought her this new car
(I said I know)

-togetherburn-

She said burn
Together
Burn
Well burn together

Now dont believe shell never leave again
I cant forget the words she said back when

She said burn
Well burn together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhJq3hE2y7Q&feature=related

[DarthBush]

I used to rule the world
Seems it'd rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead, long live the king!"
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a'ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone it was never,
never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh...who would ever wanna be king

I hear Jerusalem bells were ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs were singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world


Whoaaa

(Whoa...) Here Jerusalem bells were ringing
(Whoa...) Roman Cavalry choirs were singing
(Whoa...) Be my mirror, my sword and shield
(Whoa...) My missionaries in a foreign field
(Whoa...) For some reason I can't explain
(Whoa...) I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Oooh Ooooh Oooh Ooooh...

[Mortis]

Hmmmm..... I listen to a lot of depressing music

[Rhonda]

Hmmmm..... I listen to a lot of depressing music

Why? :mrgreen:

[DarthBush]

Hmmmm..... I listen to a lot of depressing music

You gotta love coldplay simply because of this



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/captainuranus/colplayrobot.jpg


Giant Robot!!!!

:lol:

[DarthBush]

Hmmmm..... I listen to a lot of depressing music

I also like Depeche Mode..

[Rhonda]

You gotta love coldplay simply because of this



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/captainuranus/colplayrobot.jpg


Giant Robot!!!!

:lol:

Geez such a great song to be in the company of such a goofy video :rolleyes:

[Mortis]

Okay, the Giant Robot is pretty frikken cool....

But Type O Negative has a song called "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" which nearly trumps the Giant Robot.

And I don't know WHY I listen to a lot of depressing music..... maybe because I suck or something?

*runs*

[DarthBush]

Geez such a great song to be in the company of such a goofy video :rolleyes:


That's the genius of Coldplay

[Rhonda]

Hmmmm..... I listen to a lot of depressing music


Do you listen to GWAR? They crack me up :lol:

[DarthBush]

..... maybe because I suck or something?



No maybe about it...

[Mortis]

Do you listen to GWAR? They crack me up :lol:

Bring Back the Bomb is one of the best pieces of music ever laid down.

[Rhonda]

Bring Back the Bomb is one of the best pieces of music ever laid down.

I met themn once..such a bunch of clowns..they do not take themselves seriously at all..I think you know that..LOL

[Ninjacorpse]

Anybody remember green jelly? lol

[Mortis]

Anybody remember green jelly? lol

I actually own the CD.

Again, great music, funny on purpose.

[Mortis]

I met themn once..such a bunch of clowns..they do not take themselves seriously at all..I think you know that..LOL

Yep, though they did do a great job defending themselves on Springer.

[Ninjacorpse]

I actually own the CD.

Again, great music, funny on purpose.

I wouldn't say great music lol. You want funny, check out mindless self indulgence, there pretty demented.

[Mortis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNYi6W3v0io

Oh come on.... I used to sing this as a cadence while running Battalion runs.

Battalion Commander used to get a huge kick out of it.

He used to fall back beside me and scream "Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin!!!"

He was a hoot.

[Rhonda]

Yep, though they did do a great job defending themselves on Springer.

Have you seen this LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI

[Rhonda]

This video has awsome graphics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUNgnwC4zc

:))

[Mortis]

Have you seen this LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI

OMG< I hadn't!!! :))

[Mortis]

This video has awsome graphics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUNgnwC4zc

:))

Um.... what Coldplay album is that one from?

*runs*

[Liability]

:)) :)) :))
that ain't where mel needs the implants.....:((


I don't know where, if anywhere, Mel "needs" implants, but I agree that the place she needs them, if at all, is not in her posterior.

;)

[roger teekell]

I don't know where, if anywhere, Mel "needs" implants, but I agree that the place she needs them, if at all, is not in her posterior.

;)

I heard a rumor that "Liability is REALY MARK LEVIN!!:cool:

[Rhonda]

Um.... what Coldplay album is that one from?

*runs*


That was WEEN :lol:

[Mortis]

I heard a rumor that "Liability is REALY MARK LEVIN!!:cool:

If he is, he owes me money for using my thread today during his whole first hour.

Thomas will back me up.

[Mortis]

That was WEEN :lol:

Ooohh.... was it?

:hug:

[roger teekell]

If he is, he owes me money for using my thread today during his whole first hour.

Thomas will back me up.
:shhh:

[Mortis]

:shhh:

I want my quarter and I want it NOW!!

And honestly, I stopped emailing certain talk shows because they won't give hat tips to those that feed them stories any more.

Yes, I'm talking about YOU!!! I see you looking!

[roger teekell]

I want my quarter and I want it NOW!!

And honestly, I stopped emailing certain talk shows because they won't give hat tips to those that feed them stories any more.

Yes, I'm talking about YOU!!! I see you looking!

Get OFF the internet YOU BIG DOPE!!!...;)

[Liability]

I heard a rumor that "Liability is REALY MARK LEVIN!!:cool:


I am deeply flattered.

Mr. Levin would or could be hugely insulted, justifiably.

Alas.

:)

[sircharliebrown]

Any new rumors since I was here last?

Is Darth still gay?

[free2B]

Any new rumors since I was here last?

Is Darth still gay?

is darth even human?

[CID_0687]

Anyone else noticed that Sisupala hasn't been around for a while? I found out what really happened to him. Turns out he REALLY is George Clooney, and now that he's a washed up has been of an actor, he's started doing a lounge act in the theatre at the Civil War Reenactment Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (actually it's on the outskirts of Vegas in some town named Dudewatareuthinkin) Apparently, George has aquired much of a gambling problem, he lost $6000 last Tuesday when he bet on purple at the roulette table. :doh: Smart boy, but man his eyes are as useless as the ones on taters. Anyway Frazzled called me up about this and told me that it was actually her $6000 that he lost, he's got 14 hours to pay her back, or she knows this guy named Guido...I think we know where this is going. It would be good if we all joined together and said a prayer for Sisupala, at this point. :pray:

[free2B]

Anyone else noticed that Sisupala hasn't been around for a while? I found out what really happened to him. Turns out he REALLY is George Clooney, and now that he's a washed up has been of an actor, he's started doing a lounge act in the theatre at the Civil War Reenactment Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (actually it's on the outskirts of Vegas in some town named Dudewatareuthinkin) Apparently, George has aquired much of a gambling problem, he lost $6000 last Tuesday when he bet on purple at the roulette table. :doh: Smart boy, but man his eyes are as useless as the ones on taters. Anyway Frazzled called me up about this and told me that it was actually her $6000 that he lost, he's got 14 hours to pay her back, or she knows this guy named Guido...I think we know where this is going. It would be good if we all joined together and said a prayer for Sisupala, at this point. :pray:

sisu aka gcloony will always get the girl:confused::sick:whistle:

[Sisupala]

sisu aka gcloony will always get the girl:confused::sick:whistle:
Be kind, free2B & Andrew. George is a little tender this morning.

http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Clooney-Larson-Split/800040490

Looks like it's back to PlentyofFish.com. :( :( :dance:

[SarahG]

Any new rumors since I was here last?

Is Darth still gay?

:lol:

Boy, this thread seems to have gone awry for DB..

[Hadassah]

I hear Haddasah mixes her butter with honey.

And then throws it at people on the subway.

:hand: Oh, shut up! I only did that once and Jesso made me promise to never do that again. :snooty: :shifty:



Besides, you're the one who gave me the idea. :whistle:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:lol:

Boy, this thread seems to have gone awry for DB..

Were you expecting it to go WELL for him?

And yes...I believe DB is still gay.

And Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[SarahG]

Were you expecting it to go WELL for him?

And yes...I believe DB is still gay.

And Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Nope, I didn't expect it to go well for him. I didn't expect it to go well for anyone but it doesn't seem too bad.

[DarthBush]

Jealousy will kill you all

;)

[Hadassah]

I heard Dreamy is really Donald Trump.

[VA-165 Boomer]

I heard Dreamy is really Donald Trump.

That is so wrong on so many levels and I didn't see a LOL anywhere in the post.

[Brunski]

:hand: Oh, shut up! I only did that once and Jesso made me promise to never do that again. :snooty: :shifty:



Besides, you're the one who gave me the idea. :whistle:


LOL Busted.

[Dreamy]

Jealousy will kill you all

;)

:)) Not all but perhaps a few.

[Dreamy]

I heard Dreamy is really Donald Trump.

You're fired!!!!!:twisted:

[Brunski]

You're fired!!!!!:twisted:

ROFL

[Frazzled]

Be kind, free2B & Andrew. George is a little tender this morning.

http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Clooney-Larson-Split/800040490

Looks like it's back to PlentyofFish.com. :( :( :dance:

......but now that you've logged in, we've been able to triangulate your position......:twisted:

[jet]

Jealousy will kill you all

;)

I knew it! You are dreamy's alter ego :))

[Frazzled]

:shhh: shhh! Don't tell anyone, but Andrew is financing his education with the still he has hidden down by the crick.....

[JimGP20]

I heard that Goodlife was getting a wing extension so she can fly higher to get above Darthbush's ego. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

*RUMORS*

Frazzled is actually quite calm.

Melinda is a 6'4", 380 lb trucker whose CB handle is "Big Hoss"

Ski was the person who threw the drink on Ron Artest

JimGP20=Hank Steinbrenner

[jet]

I heard Dr. Funk really listens to old Jim Neighbors records and watches Lawrence Welk reruns on dish network.

[super cool ski instructor]

*RUMORS*

Frazzled is actually quite calm.

Melinda is a 6'4", 380 lb trucker whose CB handle is "Big Hoss"

Ski was the person who threw the drink on Ron Artest

JimGP20=Hank Steinbrenner

I wish you could know exactly how hard that just made me laugh!!! :)) :))

That was a good one!!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I wish you could know exactly how hard that just made me laugh!!! :)) :))

That was a good one!!!

I was down to you and redbeard, but I think I have a better one in store for him. Must research first.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I heard Dr. Funk really listens to old Jim Nabors (corrected spelling) records

Shhh..."Back Home Again in Indiana" is one of my workout songs. ;)

...and watches Lawrence Welk reruns on dish network.

This I have to dispel. I actually dislike bubbles on screen, and I can't get dish network anyway because I don't have an unobstructed view of the southwest sky

[jet]

Shhh..."Back Home Again in Indiana" is one of my workout songs. ;)

This I have to dispel. I actually dislike bubbles on screen, and I can't get dish network anyway because I don't have an unobstructed view of the southwest sky

And Roger Whittaker too? ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

And Roger Whittaker too? ;)

Seriously...did you hack my iPod? Fine...Andy Williams and Glenn Miller are on it too, okay?

I've also got some new swing on there too...Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The W's, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, etc

[drylok]

Did you guys here about DB? I heard he came out of the closet and now he's leaving Hannity land

[Talk2Bill]

Did you guys here about DB? I heard he came out of the closet and now he's leaving Hannity land

yup he is moving in with drylok!

[Talk2Bill]

I heard that Goodlife was getting a wing extension so she can fly higher to get above Darthbush's ego. :lol:

i did not think wings were any good in space?

[CID_0687]

:shhh: shhh! Don't tell anyone, but Andrew is financing his education with the still he has hidden down by the crick.....
That's only for medicinal purposes, I swear. :shifty:

[Frazzled]

That's only for medicinal purposes, I swear. :shifty:

:think: that's what all the boys down at the gravel pit say about your 'tonic' too! :))

[drylok]

yup he is moving in with drylok!

lol, I am a bigot of gey spaniards...

[Talk2Bill]

lol, I am a bigot of gey spaniards...

good thing he is not Spanish!

[drylok]

good thing he is not Spanish!

Yes he is. He's the "Español caliente"

[roger teekell]

I heard this crazy rumor that DB is leaving the Boards after today...

I hope I didn't just fall into his trap!

[drylok]

I heard this crazy rumor that DB is leaving the Boards after today...

I hope I didn't just fall into his trap!

It's a trap, pull up.....pull up!

[roger teekell]

It's a trap, pull up.....pull up!

He'll do almost anything to pump a thread...

He's the virtual "Johnny Fairplay" of the Hannity.com world...;)

[Talk2Bill]

It's a trap, pull up.....pull up!

Yes it is!

[Ninjacorpse]

I heard talk2bill has an army of possums locked up in his tool shed.

[roger teekell]

I heard Frazzled OTHER eye is RED..

[JimGP20]

I heard Frazzled OTHER eye is RED..


Could he be Red Green ??? :think:

[drylok]

Could he be Red Green ??? :think:

Red Green is a great American! :flag:

[Frazzled]

I heard Frazzled OTHER eye is RED..

.....only at night....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/vampireRed.jpg

[Dreamy]

But has she told you about the 3rd eye?

[CID_0687]

But has she told you about the 3rd eye?
Is her Third Eye Blind? :shifty:

[Talk2Bill]

Is her Third Eye Blind? :shifty:

no but her melon is

[DarthBush]

watch the inneudo..

Lee will lock this thread up

:(

[Talk2Bill]

You've seen her melon? :eek:

yes i did... good thing it was blind too becasue if it would have seen what i was doing....

[CID_0687]

watch the inneudo..

Lee will lock this thread up

:(
What do you mean, I was referencing cantaloupes and honey dews, get your mind out of the gutter DB. :snooty:

[Dreamy]

watch the inneudo..

Lee will lock this thread up

:(

Yeah! Most of your threads end up costing me posts buddy!:evil:

[DarthBush]

:(

[Talk2Bill]

:(

i am glad you are sad....now you know how we feel when you toy with our emotions! :((

[CID_0687]

Fine I edited, your turn.

[RayMan]

Fine I edited, your turn.

So you can't elope with the honey do?

[Talk2Bill]

So you can't elope with the honey do?

i used to do melon theater with honeydew and cantaloupe

"honey do you love me"

"yes my sweet sweet love"

"then lets run away and be married"

"but, but I can't I can't elope with you..."

[Dreamy]

:(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/flirtsmilie-3.gif

[roger teekell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/flirtsmilie-3.gif

You guys need to get a room...:cool:

[CID_0687]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/flirtsmilie-3.gif
Don't you just love when she has that innocent look about her?

[RayMan]

i used to do melon theater with honeydew and cantaloupe

"honey do you love me"

"yes my sweet sweet love"

"then lets run away and be married"

"but, but I can't I can't elope with you..."

--

I had a one-person play with three characters.

Villain
"You must pay the rent!"

Damsel in distress (done in falsetto)
"But I can't pay the rent."

Hero
"I'll pay the rent."

[roger teekell]

.....only at night....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/vampireRed.jpg

:)):)):))

[DarthBush]

You guys need to get a room...:cool:



I agree.. several rooms.. I make a mess...

[Dreamy]

You guys need to get a room...:cool:

Now don't be starting rumors on a rumor thread Roger? :))

[roger teekell]

I agree.. several rooms.. I make a mess...

ewww!!!

[Talk2Bill]

--

I had a one-person play with three characters.


or the parrot and the plummer


Plummer knocks on the door

Parrot: "who is it?"

Plummer "da plumma i come to fix da sink"

(silence)

Plummer knocks on the door

Parrot: "who is it?"

Plummer "da plumma i come to fix da sink"


(repeat for or five times) then the plummer has a heart attack and dies

a woman walks up sees the dead pulmmer

Woman: Oh my who is it!

Parrot: it's the plummer he came to fix the sink!

[JimGP20]

Red Green is a great American! :flag:


I'm pretty sure he's Canadian... but technically, that's still part of America. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dreamy secretly longs for the day when she can take Alex Rodriguez and his purple lip gloss into her waiting arms

[Dr. Funkenstein]

andrew sells insurance, but has no insurance of his own

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The ears in Talk2Bill's sigline are actually his own ears.

redbeard is currently embroiled in a torrid affair with Chris Pronger

The only guns drylok has are the ones that pop out of his shirt sleeves.

[RayMan]

or the parrot and the plummer


Plummer knocks on the door

Parrot: "who is it?"

Plummer "da plumma i come to fix da sink"

(silence)

Plummer knocks on the door

Parrot: "who is it?"

Plummer "da plumma i come to fix da sink"


(repeat for or five times) then the plummer has a heart attack and dies

a woman walks up sees the dead pulmmer

Woman: Oh my who is it!

Parrot: it's the plummer he came to fix the sink!


:dance:

[CID_0687]

andrew sells insurance, but has no insurance of his own
That's not a rumor, it's the truth. :))

[RayMan]

andrew sells insurance, but has no insurance of his own

He keeps a hog-jowl in his pocket for luck instead.

[Frazzled]

He keeps a hog-jowl in his pocket for luck instead.

:eek: that's just........ :eh: that's just wrong....

[CID_0687]

Yeah but I have to get a new one ever couple of days. :sick:

[CID_0687]

:eek: that's just........ :eh: that's just wrong....
You think that's wrong, you mind explaining how Talk2Bill know's that your melon is blind? :))

[RayMan]

Yeah but I have to get a new one ever couple of days. :sick:

They do get kind of rank. Even worse than a rancid melon.

[Frazzled]

Andrew didn't realize that in order to get the dog to play with him, he was supposed to tie a pork chop around his neck........instead he's been trying the ole hog jowl in the pocket technique...

[CID_0687]

They do get kind of rank. Even worse than a rancid melon.
I dunno, rancid melons are pretty bad, I heard they'll make you go blind. :eek:

[CID_0687]

Andrew didn't realize that in order to get the dog to play with him, he was supposed to tie a pork chop around his neck........instead he's been trying the ole hog jowl in the pocket technique...
I'm calling foul, you can't say something like that and then just jump offline!! Hmmmm..... perhaps I should tell the world that you're really...nah, that's too mean. I'll save it for a rainy day. :))

[Dreamy]

I heard something about Andrew,his pocket and hog jowls. Not sure of the details.

[CID_0687]

I heard something about Andrew,his pocket and hog jowls. Not sure of the details.
If you can come over later I'll fill you in. :))

[Dreamy]

If you can come over later I'll fill you in. :))

:)) There's more?

[Frazzled]

If you can come over later I'll fill you in. :))

:eek:


:cool:

[jet]

I heard frazzled was kicked out of the NV governor's mansion :think:

[DarthBush]

I hear Jet doesnt mind paying for an extra $1.00 for her gay

[jet]

I hear Jet doesnt mind paying for an extra $1.00 for her gay


I hear db is the poster child for premium gay

[JimGP20]

Oh no..... now the gay from that other thread is spilling over to here. :eh:

[DarthBush]

Yes... and you would know about gay

[jet]

Can't we just all get along?

[JimGP20]

Yes... and you would know about gay

lol.... and you would know about tea bags. :lol:

[jet]

Oh no..... now the gay from that other thread is spilling over to here. :eh:

Ever get gay on your fingers? You can smell it all day.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Oh no..... now the gay from that other thread is spilling over to here. :eh:

You thought it wouldn't?

[JimGP20]

You thought it wouldn't?

You're right. Everyone needs gay, so it's only natural that gay would find it's way here. :think:

[jet]

You're right. Everyone needs gay, so it's only natural that gay would find it's way here. :think:

There are some people that rely on public transportation so they don't deal with gay.

[JimGP20]

There are some people that rely on public transportation so they don't deal with gay.

Yes, but indirectly, they pay for gay too, since the buses run on gay.... unless the buses run on diesel, in which case the buses are Arcophobic. :cool:

[DarthBush]

You know we have enough domestic natural gay to warm us for 60yrs

[jet]

Yes, but indirectly, they pay for gay too, since the buses run on gay.... unless the buses run on diesel, in which case the buses are Arcophobic. :cool:

well, in that case, the buses in SF should be free :D

[Hadassah]

I hear db is the poster child for premium gay

oh, you go, girl!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[jet]

oh, you go, girl!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Go to GI and read the Labor Day Ripoff thread for reference ;)

[Hadassah]

Go to GI and read the Labor Day Ripoff thread for reference ;)



:)) :)) :))

[Mortis]

I hear someone is late for a date.

[rob_b52]

DB runs a black market in premium gay

[iamredbeard]

Ski can't decide whether she is going to vote for Obama or Hillary.

[super cool ski instructor]

Ski can't decide whether she is going to vote for Obama or Hillary.

Oh yeah? :snooty:

Red is a closet Indians fan!


:D

[iamredbeard]

Oh yeah? :snooty:

Red is a closet Indians fan!


:D

:)):)):))


The day I am an Indians fan is the same day you'll go to Hockeytown Cafe in a Claude Lemieux sweater. :twisted:

[iamredbeard]

Ski is going to fall asleep during tonight Tigers game out of boredom. :shhh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I saw Ski in a Hockeytown cafe wearing a Claude Lemieux sweater. She was sitting next to redbeard in his favorite Chris Pronger Blues sweater.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dreamy is having a lesbian affair with Mariah Carey. Nick Cannon is said to be crushed and titillated at the same time.

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=28433581&postcount=6

[Gaby77]

I hear Ski and Gaby are the same person.

[Honest_talk]

I heard Dartbush was quitting the forums.

[iamredbeard]

I saw Ski in a Hockeytown cafe wearing a Claude Lemieux sweater. She was sitting next to redbeard in his favorite Chris Pronger Blues sweater.

Time for you to go to the Penalty Box. :evil:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I hear Ski and Gaby are the same person.

Impossible...ski doesn't think tulips are gay onions.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Time for you to go to the Penalty Box. :evil:

That's okay...Dreamy's going to start bombing me with haymakers any minute now.

[iamredbeard]

I saw Ski in a Hockeytown cafe wearing a Claude Lemieux sweater. She was sitting next to redbeard in his favorite Chris Pronger Blues sweater.

I would report you to the moderator for trolling, but then again I am a bit of a troll myself and it would just result in me getting myself banned. :cool:

[Dreamy]

Dreamy is having a lesbian affair with Mariah Carey. Nick Cannon is said to be crushed and titillated at the same time.

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=28433581&postcount=6

Lies!! I am simply teaching her how to play baseball and she is teaching me how to sing. :))

She does have a killer bod in my opinion.

[iamredbeard]

I would report you to the moderator for trolling, but then again I am a bit of a troll myself and it would just result in me getting myself banned. :cool:

Now that I think of it everyone that posts in this thread is a troll. This thread should be renamed "Trolls Unite To Bash Each Other". :cool:

[Dreamy]

That's okay...Dreamy's going to start bombing me with haymakers any minute now.

Dr Funkenstein is a plastic surgeon to the stars.

These stars:

http://www.topsocialite.com/the-15-worst-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters-you-will-ever-see/

:lol:

[DarthBush]

Amy is a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania...

[super cool ski instructor]

Red, Funk, and Dreamy all are co-owners of a luxury box at Yankees Stadium. Before each game they have dinner with their favorite players, Derek Jeter, Roger Clemens, and Jorge Posada, respectivly.

[super cool ski instructor]

Impossible...ski doesn't think tulips are gay onions.

Dr Funk can identify a gay onion, because he is in fact a gay onion.

[Dreamy]

Amy is a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania...


DB is actually the illegitimate love child of Ted Kennedy.

[iamredbeard]

Red, Funk, and Dreamy all are co-owners of a luxury box at Yankees Stadium. Before each game they have dinner with their favorite players, Derek Jeter, Roger Clemens, and Jorge Posada, respectivly.

I should be offended, but I really don't have anything against the Yanks. :D Even though their fans are annoying, I've never met a group of fans with a greater sense of entitlement than them.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr Funkenstein is a plastic surgeon to the stars.

These stars:

http://www.topsocialite.com/the-15-worst-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters-you-will-ever-see/

:lol:

I have a wide range of skills, apparently.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Red, Funk, and Dreamy all are co-owners of a luxury box at Yankees Stadium. Before each game they have dinner with their favorite players, Derek Jeter, Roger Clemens, and Jorge Posada, respectivly.

I'd also like to add that I've been picking up Jeter's leftovers at clubs throughout NY.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

DB is actually the illegitimate love child of Ted Kennedy.

Illegitimate? Darth Bush LIVES with Ted Kennedy!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr Funk can identify a gay onion, because he is in fact a gay onion.

I used to be a gay onion, but I had the re-assignment surgery, so now I'm a trans-gendered onion.

[Dreamy]

I'd also like to add that I've been picking up Jeter's leftovers at clubs throughout NY.

:)) But only when your meds wear off and the delusions return.

[Dreamy]

Illegitimate? Darth Bush LIVES with Ted Kennedy!

Pool boy? Fitness trainer?

[DarthBush]

Illegitimate? Darth Bush LIVES with Ted Kennedy!

How else do you think he had that stroke? ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Amy is a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania...

Can you please call me Peter now? Thanks!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Pool boy? Fitness trainer?

How else do you think he had that stroke? ;)

Both, it would appear.

[Gaby77]

Can you please call me Peter now? Thanks!

That would be Dr. Frank.

[super cool ski instructor]

That would be Dr. Frank.

No way...I am much prettier :))

[Gaby77]

No way...I am much prettier :))

I dunno....
http://www.rockyarchive.org/img/rhpsphotoscolor/RHPS-RW1C2-FrankTattooL.jpg

[Dreamy]

Can you please call me Peter now? Thanks!

:)) Yet your exquisite fashion sense remains intact.

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Yet your exquisite fashion sense remains intact.

Yes....and I have always loves the layered look of Izod too :))

[iamredbeard]

Yes....and I have always loves the layered look of Izod too :))

She has been great help in shopping for my Sister's wedding present.

[Dreamy]

Yes....and I have always loves the layered look of Izod too :))

Popped up collar and all Peter? :))

[CID_0687]

I got this photo of RayMan (aka Jerry Garcia) from the First Church of Biscuits and Gravy last Sunday evening.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/mz_5248111_bodyshot_175x260.jpg

[melinda]

I don't know where, if anywhere, Mel "needs" implants, but I agree that the place she needs them, if at all, is not in her posterior.

;)

:cool:


:dance: :dance: :dance:

[melinda]

*RUMORS*


Melinda is a 6'4", 380 lb trucker whose CB handle is "Big Hoss"



"Big Hoss"???

:)) :)) :))

[CID_0687]

I got this photo of RayMan (aka Jerry Garcia) from the First Church of Biscuits and Gravy last Sunday evening.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/mz_5248111_bodyshot_175x260.jpg
bump for Ray

[DarthBush]

Melinda is a homersexual

[gwhughes]

"Big Hoss"???

:)) :)) :))

Is that you Candy Cane?

[CID_0687]

Melinda is a homersexual
Does that make her Marge?

[DarthBush]

Does that make her Marge?

No, Skinner

[VA-165 Boomer]

watch the inneudo..

Lee will lock this thread up

:(

...:naughty:

[DarthBush]

Amy is really a dude. TC is really a butch chic

[JimGP20]

DB had to photographically "enhance" his noods before sending them out so folks would know he was a he. :lol:

[DarthBush]

DB had to photographically "enhance" his noods before sending them out so folks would know he was a he. :lol:
:shhh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Amy is really a dude. TC is really a butch chic

You're only half right. Ski is all woman AND TC is a really butch chick. In fact, they're headed to Cali next weekend to get married along with Goose and Jeemie.

[DarthBush]

You're only half right. Ski is all woman AND TC is a really butch chick. In fact, they're headed to Cali next weekend to get married along with Goose and Jeemie.

OH MY GOD... Delete my account

[jet]

You're only half right. Ski is all woman AND TC is a really butch chick. In fact, they're headed to Cali next weekend to get married along with Goose and Jeemie.

Week after next....the festivities start on the 17th I think :think:

[DarthBush]

Jet is a 68 yr old woman who spends her day in the library posting on the innernets

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Week after next....the festivities start on the 17th I think :think:

Right...they had to reschedule. It was supposed to be just after midnight on Monday morning.

[dittoheadAZ]

JimGP20 is a closet Yankee fan

and a Jeff Gordon fan, too! :mrgreen:

[RayMan]

OH MY GOD... Delete my account

again?

[free2B]

OH MY GOD... Delete my account

your account is now mine darth

[Dr. Funkenstein]

DarthBush was once a stripper at the Crazy Horse named "Candy" until a horrifying accident involving a cherries jubilee and a vodka tonic scarred "him" for life.

[rosiegirl]

DarthBush was once a stripper at the Crazy Horse named "Candy" until a horrifying accident involving a cherries jubilee and a vodka tonic scarred "him" for life.


:))

[Remus Lupin]

I heard a rumor that Fire Watch is thinking about changing over to become a Jaguars Fan.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I heard a rumor that Fire Watch is thinking about changing over to become a Jaguars Fan.

You've been flagged!!!

[Remus Lupin]

You've been flagged!!!

I noticed!

[VA-165 Boomer]

I heard G/L throws the best party

[Dr. Funkenstein]

rob_b52 is NOT in love with DarthBush. He has been boinking MacCauley Culkin for as long as he can remember, and has been checking out Zach Braff's ass for a while now.

[VA-165 Boomer]

rob_b52 is NOT in love with DarthBush. He has been boinking MacCauley Culkin for as long as he can remember, and has been checking out Zach Braff's ass for a while now.

rob_b52 is Darthbush.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

rob_b52 is Darthbush.

DarthBush is boinking MacCauley Culkin too?

[jet]

Well, that explains this recent pic of DB's SO :think:

[rosiegirl]

what the??

[Panhead0422]

I heard that Remus Lupin has been FLOGGED!
:eh:







Or was that FROGGERED?
:think::)):))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I heard somewhere that Panhead is a secret Obama supporter.....

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[free2B]

what the??

rosiegirl is running from her image of being a bit too cute;) a bit too snobby:snooty: and a bit too much of a mama's girl:rolleyes:

[rosiegirl]

rosiegirl is running from her image of being a bit too cute;) a bit too snobby:snooty: and a bit too much of a mama's girl:rolleyes:

Rosiegirl is really Rosieboy.

[Panhead0422]

I heard that someone got a picture of FoxGranadaChuck wearing a dress that he bought because he had been told that it used to belong to Hillary Clinton!!!!!!

:whistle::whistle::)):))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I heard that someone got a picture of FoxGranadaChuck wearing a dress that he bought because he had been told that it used to belong to Hillary Clinton!!!!!!

:whistle::whistle::)):))


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYivLfmQpm0

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Melinda"'s online handle at dudesinskirts.com is "twominutedrill"

This is to illustrate both "her" speed AND style in the sack.

[rosiegirl]

Wth?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ski was recently spotted at a Carrie Underwood show, singing her heart out to hits like "God Take the Wheel" and "Before He Cheats". Reportedly, she's also been seen at shows for Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney and Reba McIntyre.

[super cool ski instructor]

Ski was recently spotted at a Carrie Underwood show, singing her heart out to hits like "God Take the Wheel" and "Before He Cheats". Reportedly, she's also been seen at shows for Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney and Reba McIntyre.

Damn You!!!!!! :)) :))


Dr Funk was really Cindy McCain's Sorority Sister at Kappa Gamma Beta.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Damn You!!!!!! :)) :))

Dr Funk was really Cindy McCain's Sorority Sister at Kappa Gamma Beta.

Incorrect, but I did have relations with Cindy at Delta House.

Ski and TC were recently spotted purchasing a riding crop and leather masks. When asked, a flustered Ski stammered "they're for a bachelorette party!" When it was pointed out that TC was trying the masks on, Ski punched the reporter in the ovaries and the couple took off in their Prius.

*Edited to add*

And surprisingly, the Prius had an "Obama '08" bumper sticker on it.

[super cool ski instructor]

OMG :)) :)) :))

Okay...I am going to have to think about a good comeback for that :))

[RayMan]

Incorrect, but I did have relations with Cindy at Delta House.

Ski and TC were recently spotted purchasing a riding crop and leather masks. When asked, a flustered Ski stammered "they're for a bachelorette party!" When it was pointed out that TC was trying the masks on, Ski punched the reporter in the ovaries and the couple took off in their Prius.

*Edited to add*

And surprisingly, the Prius had an "Obama '08" bumper sticker on it.

This should have been posted in Washington Politcs. ©

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This should have been posted in Washington Politcs. ©

It actually started there. I don't remember all the details, but I said something about Republicans loving country music and ski didn't take too well to it.

New rumor...

RayMan's avatar is an actual size depiction of him.

[rosiegirl]

Dr. F is really the size of minie me...........

[CID_0687]

It actually started there. I don't remember all the details, but I said something about Republicans loving country music and ski didn't take too well to it.

New rumor...

RayMan's avatar is an actual size depiction of him.
Horrible myth...I have evidence that points to Ray being a wee bit taller...Hold please.

[CID_0687]

I got this photo of RayMan (aka Jerry Garcia) from the First Church of Biscuits and Gravy last Sunday evening.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/mz_5248111_bodyshot_175x260.jpg
See told ya so.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr. F is really the size of minie me...........

Hey! You've seen my picture. You know that's not true.

"Rosiegirl" was recently spotted visiting ski and TC after their "shopping trip" (see above for reference)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

See told ya so.

Rebunked. Good job.

Mythbusters is looking for interns.

The man in the picture in andrew's sigline is actually andrew. However, "karate lessons" was code for "Asian hookers".

[CID_0687]

Rebunked. Good job.

Mythbusters is looking for interns.

The man in the picture in andrew's sigline is actually andrew. However, "karate lessons" was code for "Asian hookers".
And this is a problem....why? :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ski bought six tickets for the upcoming premiere of "Mamma Mia!" on Fandango. And "Abba's Greatest Hits" just reached #1 on Ski's IPod.

[rosiegirl]

Dr. Funkenstein has switched to Kool-Aid at his softball games. Beer makes his belly ache.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr. Funkenstein has switched to Kool-Aid at his softball games. Beer makes his belly ache.

Well...half of my games are for a church, so for those I've always been a water/Gatorade guy.

(on a serious note...I don't drink beer, specifically because Dad's an alcoholic, and beer was always his drink of choice)

Rosie was recently spotting trolling the local rec softball league wearing a t-shirt saying "who needs an education when I've got these?", and shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush.

[nortman]

Rosie was recently spotting trolling the local rec softball league wearing a t-shirt saying "who needs an education when I've got these?", and shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush.

Did anyone get photos?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Did anyone get photos?

Stashed away for a rainy day, my friend ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Ski bought six tickets for the upcoming premiere of "Mamma Mia!" on Fandango. And "Abba's Greatest Hits" just reached #1 on Ski's IPod.

Dr Funk is really Bjorn from ABBA.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dr Funk is really Bjorn from ABBA.

Incorrect...Dr. Funk is actually George Clinton's white Jewish cousin Jerome. George put me through funky medical school after I graduated from Beaver College, and I've been practicing with a specialty in "groovin'" ever since.

[rosiegirl]

Rosie was recently spotting trolling the local rec softball league wearing a t-shirt saying "who needs an education when I've got these?", and shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush.

You're crazy!

:))

[nortman]

You're crazy!

:))

Please post the photos. I think we need an objective opinion as to whether they would violate any obscenity laws.:drool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Please post the photos. I think we need an objective opinion as to whether they would violate any obscenity laws.:drool:

Even if they did, I'm pretty sure no one would be prosecuting Ms. Rosie. After all, she's got pictures of every major politician in town in what can only be described as "compromising positions"

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I heard that Dr. Funkenstein is going to be running for governor of Pennsylvania.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I heard that Dr. Funkenstein is going to be running for governor of Pennsylvania.....

Untrue. While my company's background check only goes back five years, and therefore ignores the three murders (two one-legged hookers and a liberal Republican) I've committed, a campaign would inevitably expose these "skeletons"

[melinda]

You're crazy!

:))

it's not a rumor if it's true.....:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Untrue. While my company's background check only goes back five years, and therefore ignores the three murders (two one-legged hookers and a liberal Republican) I've committed, a campaign would inevitably expose these "skeletons"


You could turn these alleged skeletons to your advantage.....;) ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You could turn these alleged skeletons to your advantage.....;) ;)

Nothing alleged, my friend. They're in the backyard. I had to kill a dog last week because he was carrying a femur around.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Nothing alleged, my friend. They're in the backyard. I had to kill a dog last week because he was carrying a femur around.


:)) :))

[Rhonda]

Just checkin in to see if there is any rumors about me...I am happy to see I am ignored as usual LOL ;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I have heard that Rhonda was checking in to see what condition that her condition was in.....:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[JimGP20]

Dr Funk is really Bjorn from ABBA.


Hmmmmm..... I was thinking he was more like Bennie :cool:

[Rhonda]

I have heard that Rhonda was checking in to see what condition that her condition was in.....:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I have heard that FoxGranadaChuck has a sigline..but I simply cannot see it I also heard he might change the font color so I can read it :mrgreen:

[Mortis]

I hear Mortis is working his ass off and that's why he's never around.

Still no girlfriend though.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I hear Mortis is working his ass off and that's why he's never around.

Still no girlfriend though.

However, Mortis is VIGOROUSLY doing everything he can to prevent prostate cancer. Unfortunately, his calls to Isla Fisher remain unreturned.

What's up, big dog?

[Mortis]

However, Mortis is VIGOROUSLY doing everything he can to prevent prostate cancer. Unfortunately, his calls to Isla Fisher remain unreturned.

What's up, big dog?

Not much, brother, just really, really, really busy at work. I'm covering a bazillion different shifts for vacationers and it's killing me and my sleep cycles, so I work, sprawl out poolside and sleep a lot.

How're you?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I have heard that FoxGranadaChuck has a sigline..but I simply cannot see it I also heard he might change the font color so I can read it :mrgreen:


Your wish is my command.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Not much, brother, just really, really, really busy at work. I'm covering a bazillion different shifts for vacationers and it's killing me and my sleep cycles, so I work, sprawl out poolside and sleep a lot.

How're you?

Kickin' it like Tribe Called Quest. Sports all summer for me after work, so I'm stuck with a number of nagging muscle ailments (weighing what I do has it's downside, even if I am quick for my size)

[Mortis]

Kickin' it like Tribe Called Quest. Sports all summer for me after work, so I'm stuck with a number of nagging muscle ailments (weighing what I do has it's downside, even if I am quick for my size)

I'm trying to run again, but it's killing my knees.

I just need to buy a bike.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

...I just need to buy a bike.

That quote actually starts with "I've really been trying to hit on Lance Armstrong, but..."

[Mortis]

That quote actually starts with "I've really been trying to hit on Lance Armstrong, but..."

He's not my type.