Tell me something I don't know

[Pleasantly Blue]

Please tell me something I don't know.....

[bayoubill]

Please tell me something I don't know.....


You apparently don't know the correct contraction of "you are", PB.

It's "you're", not "your".

Happy to be of service. :)


BTW, what does "Dirty South" mean?

[snow96]

There is a petrified forest in both Utah and Arizona.

One is a state park, and one is a national park

[Dr. Funkenstein]

BTW, what does "Dirty South" mean?

I'm not sure exactly what it means, but I hear it a lot from rappers out of Atlanta (Outkast, Ludacris, Goodie Mob, etc)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Please tell me something I don't know.....

Charles Grodin was not supposed to be in Midnight Run. Robin Williams was.

Thank god someone either came to their senses, or Williams was too coked up to get to the set.

[melinda]

Please tell me something I don't know.....

first, you have to tell me what you know....then we can go from there.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is it what one knows or who one knows thats important?

[DarthBush]

in real life, I'm extremely shy

[Libstomper]

The average lifespan of an ant is 8 weeks.

[DarthBush]

White people have names like Lenny while Black people have names like Carl

[melinda]

Is it what one knows or who one knows thats important?

it's who one knows.....and I know Krackle. ;)

[Libstomper]

White people have names like Lenny while Black people have names like Carl

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Lenny&Carl.jpg/200px-Lenny&Carl.jpg

[Mortis]

I've seen DB wear a fanny pack.

[Talk2Bill]

knowledge is a type of belief that is both true and justified. There is a 4th condition but it is pretty much not needed.

[bayoubill]

Please tell me something I don't know.....


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

[Talk2Bill]

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Surly you can't be serious!

[old_runner]

Surly you can't be serious!

And dont call me Shirley

[Talk2Bill]

oh! Originally Darth Vader was said to have RED EYES.... and until he met Obi Wan Luke did not know what a duck was.

[myboyzdad]

When I was younger I used to be able to run really really fast.

[old_runner]

I've run a marathon in under 3 hours :)
When steel cools it undergoes a phase change that actually PRODUCES heat..lol

There..now you know my two passions in life..lol

[Dreamy]

When I was younger I used to be able to run really really fast.





Run Forest Run!!!!!!! :))

[Ninjacorpse]

I've seen dreamy bite the head off of a bunny.

[Dreamy]

I've seen dreamy bite the head off of a bunny.

:whistle:Only when the moon is full. :twisted:

[Ninjacorpse]

lol

[ThrowCop]

Pope John Paul II was named an Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.

[VA-165 Boomer]

The USMC is directed by the Secretary of the Navy.

[ThrowCop]

The average person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!

Sheryl Crow...


only three...

[Dreamy]

Dreams are mentioned 121 times in the Bible.

One of the more famous dreams in the Bible is about Jacob's Ladder.

[birdonawire]

The devil wears Prada...and

I look like Meryl Streep only younger.

[bayoubill]

The devil wears Prada...and

I look like Meryl Streep only younger.


Mmmm...

To me, Meryl Streep is Hawt!

[bayoubill]

2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

[Dreamy]

Oceans cover about 71% of Earth's surface and 97% of it is saltwater.

[ThrowCop]

2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.The left handed hammer thing, huh?




Most lipstick contains fish scales

[Dreamy]

JFK and Taft are the only Presidents buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

[george kaplan]

The devil wears Prada...and

I look like Meryl Streep only younger.

I look like Marlon Brando, as he appears today.

[Dreamy]

I look like Marlon Brando, as he appears today.

:confused: He's dead right?

[bayoubill]

I look like Marlon Brando, as he appears today.


You look like you've been dead for four years?!

[johnrocks]

JFK and Taft are the only Presidents buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Arlington National Cemetery was once part of Robert E. Lee's family Estate.:razz:

[george kaplan]

Yep, and yep.

I know how to discharge a cathode ray tube. If you don't know how to do this, you should never mess with the inside of a crt monitor or television.

You'll get fried by a thousand million kazillion volts.

No kidding.

[ThrowCop]

Yep, and yep.

I know how to discharge a cathode ray tube. If you don't know how to do this, you should never mess with the inside of a crt monitor or television.

You'll get fried by a thousand million kazillion volts.

No kidding.I learned early in my life what a capacitor did. :eek:

[george kaplan]

I learned early in my life what a capacitor did. :eek:

Ouch.

Here's another one:

If you're in the Navy's bootcamp and have a lot of Filipinos in your company, the odds are high that the majority of them will not pass the swim test.

I don't know why this is, but this happened to me. It was me and about twelve Filipino guys shivering in the bleachers. We all got to hear it muffled through the water one by one: "Recruit down!"

:lol:

Which brings me to my next thing you didn't know:

This george kaplan was taught to swim by Navy Seals. ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yep, and yep.

I know how to discharge a cathode ray tube. If you don't know how to do this, you should never mess with the inside of a crt monitor or television.

You'll get fried by a thousand million kazillion volts.

No kidding.

I actually knew that...I've seen it used to kill Dan Aykroyd in Grosse Point Blank.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Two things...

1. I once watched Grosse Point Blank seven times in one day.

2. I am currently a member of two softball teams and two volleyball teams.

[bayoubill]

In 1998, in a boundary despute with the State of New York, New Jersey was awarded that portion of Ellis Island that was created by landfill.

[bayoubill]

I once watched Grosse Point Blank seven times in one day.


Am I the only one who feels the urge to ask why?


BTW, I take it this was before you discovered the existance of the internet...

[PaleoPaul]

I can eat a ridiculous amount of food...and still not feel sick.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Am I the only one who feels the urge to ask why?

Wisdom teeth pulled the day before, never felt like getting up to change the tape. I can pretty much quote that movie up and down now. And you'd be amazed how many "working actor"-types are in that flick.

[PaleoPaul]

I should be taking a nap from all that trekking up here, but I'm posting on my laptop here anyways.

[Dreamy]

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.

Do people in Congress have even fewer?:whistle:

[Talk2Bill]

I look like Marlon Brando, as he appears today.


are you a member of NAMBLA? North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

[melinda]

I've run a marathon in under 3 hours :)
When steel cools it undergoes a phase change that actually PRODUCES heat..lol

There..now you know my two passions in life..lol

only two?

[Talk2Bill]

I learned early in my life what a capacitor did. :eek:

i too knew what they did... however i was in my 30s before i learned to follow the warning on a disposable camera to NOT take them apart.

[bayoubill]

Wisdom teeth pulled the day before, never felt like getting up to change the tape. I can pretty much quote that movie up and down now. And you'd be amazed how many "working actor"-types are in that flick.


Saw it years ago when it first came out. Cute movie.

John and Joan Cusack were great, as usual, and it was nice to see the two of them together in the same movie.

I also remember Dan Ackroyd in it, a well as Minnie Driver, who's never impressed me.

Who else was in it?

[PaleoPaul]

Do people in Congress have even fewer?:whistle:
I know of a few who do...

[Dreamy]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[george kaplan]

are you a member of NAMBLA? North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/WildOne.jpg

I started a chapter and went on a door-to-door recruitment campaign one summer but people kept looking at me with this really scary rage and slamming their door in my face.

After about a hundred and fifty tries I finally gave up and threw away all my "NAMBLA" recruitment forms, which was sad because they all had a little black and white pic of Brando from "The Wild One" on them.

Whodda thunk so many people would have such hostility toward Brando.... :think:

[bayoubill]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/WildOne.jpg

I started a chapter and went on a door-to-door recruitment campaign one summer but people kept looking at me with this really scary rage and slamming their door in my face.

After about a hundred and fifty tries I finally gave up and threw away all my "NAMBLA" recruitment forms, which was sad because they all had a little black and white pic of Brando from "The Wild One" on them.

Whodda thunk so many people would have such hostility toward Brando.... :think:

:)):)):))

[george kaplan]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

No... Really!?

[birdonawire]

Mmmm...

To me, Meryl Streep is Hawt!


Thank you.:mrgreen:

[DarthBush]

Yep, and yep.

I know how to discharge a cathode ray tube. If you don't know how to do this, you should never mess with the inside of a crt monitor or television.

You'll get fried by a thousand million kazillion volts.

No kidding.



psst, unplug the thing.... :whistle:

[george kaplan]

:)):)):))

I was hoping nobody would take that seriously. :)

[ALBOB2]

Yep, and yep.

I know how to discharge a cathode ray tube. If you don't know how to do this, you should never mess with the inside of a crt monitor or television.

You'll get fried by a thousand million kazillion volts.

No kidding.


Eons ago cars didn't have computer controlled electronic ignition, they had points and condensers. The condensers were simply capacitors with a fancy name. I learned the best way to discharge a condenser was to toss it to a "friend" and say, "Here, catch".:twisted:

[DarthBush]

Boys have penises
girls have vaginas

[george kaplan]

psst, unplug the thing.... :whistle:

Nope. It can kill you for quite a while after it's been unplugged.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=isNMmENHbgE


Okay, that one's actually turned on, but you get the idea. Really, that flyback xformer creates a killer voltage that'll throw you back a couple of feet... :lol:

[bayoubill]

Boys have penises
girls have vaginas


Guys who are born with two penises suffer from a condition known as diphallic terrata.

I learned this playing Trivial Pursuits (the board game).

[george kaplan]

Boys have penises
girls have vaginas

:eek: You mean she tricked me!?

[DarthBush]

Nope. It can kill you for quite a while after it's been unplugged.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=isNMmENHbgE


Okay, that one's actually turned on, but you get the idea. Really, that flyback xformer creates a killer voltage that'll throw you back a couple of feet... :lol:


psst.. wait a while...

[george kaplan]

Guys who are born with two penises suffer from a condition known as diphallic terrata.

I learned this playing Trivial Pursuits (the board game).

Do you really think they're suffering?

[george kaplan]

Eons ago cars didn't have computer controlled electronic ignition, they had points and condensers. The condensers were simply capacitors with a fancy name. I learned the best way to discharge a condenser was to toss it to a "friend" and say, "Here, catch".:twisted:

Aaak! Uncle Roberto!?!?

[Talk2Bill]

Guys who are born with two penises suffer from a condition known as diphallic terrata.

I learned this playing Trivial Pursuits (the board game).

ME TOO! they used the word "suffers" suffers?!

I also won my first game with the question "who direcred American Graffiti" my mother was shocked when i answered before she could even turn the card over!

[bayoubill]

Do you really think they're suffering?


Good question.

[george kaplan]

Ladies and Germs, I give you Edward Hyde, Lord Cornbury -- Former Governor of New York:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/infidelfreedomforums/Lord_Cornbury.jpg

http://www.a013.com/wiki/Edward_Hyde,_Lord_Cornbury

[bayoubill]

ME TOO! they used the word "suffers" suffers?!

I also won my first game with the question "who direcred American Graffiti" my mother was shocked when i answered before she could even turn the card over!


I used to be a holy terror at Trivial Pursuits.

I remember winning one game on my first turn.

It got to where everybody else would play as a team against me, and I'd still beat 'em every time.

[Talk2Bill]

i was not that good but i was pretty good....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Saw it years ago when it first came out. Cute movie.

John and Joan Cusack were great, as usual, and it was nice to see the two of them together in the same movie.

I also remember Dan Ackroyd in it, a well as Minnie Driver, who's never impressed me.

Who else was in it?

Jeremy Piven, Jenna Elfman, That Guy who was a demon on the 3rd season premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stacy Cusack, That Guy who played Trick during the 3rd season of Buffy, Hank Azaria (Moe the Bartender, among others, on The Simpsons)...umm...Bob DiStepalo (character name...his real name escapes me) is on TV all the time...last time I saw him was on "Standoff" (he was the SWAT team leader)...just a whole bunch of people I notice on TV and in movies all the time. Freaks my wife out.

[george kaplan]

At some point in her life, almost every single woman thinks she's special because she has the ability to pick things up with her toes.

[Dreamy]

Every person has a unique tongue print. Don't forget to wipe the surfaces clean. :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I pitch slow-pitch softball. I have been hit by comebackers no less than 15 times in the last four years.

The lesson? I'm an idiot.

[birdonawire]

I pitch slow-pitch softball. I have been hit by comebackers no less than 15 times in the last four years.

The lesson? I'm an idiot.

Ha , your one of the people I used to hit!!!:razz::mrgreen:

[RTchoke]

Every person has a unique tongue print. Don't forget to wipe the surfaces clean. :))

That can go in some rather peculiar directions. :eek:

[jet]

That can go in some rather peculiar directions. :eek:

I think that was the point.........

[myboyzdad]

The devil wears Prada...and

I look like Meryl Streep only younger.

You're not going to Paris........I'm so much better than you. :)) :)) ;)

[george kaplan]

Baked armadillo tastes really good!

[Army Wife]

An elephant will not cross over any hole or gully it can not reach to the bottom of with it's trunk.

May 11th is eat what ever you want day

A fish can drown

Rat's tails are not hairless

A Platypus is classified as both mammal and bird due to the fact they lay eggs but produce milk.

Stainless Steel knives will not hold a sharp edge as long as high carbon steel

You can't tickle yourself

Almost 99% of the population of The Netherlands owns a cell phone

A rat's digestive system can not digest cheese

The majority of the dust in your house is not dirt but cast off skin cells, mites and pet dander

Hair does not grow from the ends that split but from the scalp and cutting it will not make it grow faster

Garlic is classified as part of the lilly/nightshade family

A horse can not vomit

The sweetest part of a shot of espresso is the creama



:whistle:

[VA-165 Boomer]

An elephant will not cross over any hole or gully it can not reach to the bottom of with it's trunk.

May 11th is eat what ever you want day

A fish can drown

Rat's tails are not hairless

A Platypus is classified as both mammal and bird due to the fact they lay eggs but produce milk.

Stainless Steel knives will not hold a sharp edge as long as high carbon steel

You can't tickle yourself

Almost 99% of the population of The Netherlands owns a cell phone

A rat's digestive system can not digest cheese

The majority of the dust in your house is not dirt but cast off skin cells, mites and pet dander

Hair does not grow from the ends that split but from the scalp and cutting it will not make it grow faster

Garlic is classified as part of the lilly/nightshade family

A horse can not vomit

The sweetest part of a shot of espresso is the creama



:whistle:

wow.

[bayoubill]

A Platypus is classified as both mammal and bird due to the fact they lay eggs but produce milk.


platypus is a mammal, not classified as a bird.


Garlic is classified as part of the lilly/nightshade family


Garlic is a member of the lily family, not the nightshade family.

[myboyzdad]

May 11th is eat what ever you want day



362 more days to go!

[Wireline]

Armadillos can contract leprosy

[Mortis]

I've used the term "Mr. Winky" on a regular basis.

[Army Wife]

platypus is a mammal, not classified as a bird.

I was reading about this just 2 days ago now if I can just remember where it was...


as for the garlic the piece was talking about garlic, leeks, shallots and onions all at once so I may be mistaken that it was both.....

[Army Wife]

362 more days to go!

LOL The only reason I remember this one was it fell on Mother's Day this year and I commented about it to The Husband :mrgreen:

[george kaplan]

Armadillos can contract leprosy

Yeah, but they're still good. ;)

By the way, here's another something a lot of people might not know:

It's illegal to sell a live armadillo in Texas.


http://www.flex.net/~lonestar/armadillo.htm

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I've used the term "Mr. Winky" on a regular basis.

Dude..."Tell me something I don't know", not "tell me something that's going to make me want to rip my eyeballs out"!

[Mortis]

Dude..."Tell me something I don't know", not "tell me something that's going to make me want to rip my eyeballs out"!

Hey, that was NEVER put in as a condition

[bayoubill]

as for the garlic the piece was talking about garlic, leeks, shallots and onions all at once so I may be mistaken that it was both.....


Those are all members of the Lily family.

And, BTW, tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant and tobacco are members of the nightshade family.

[bayoubill]

I was reading about this just 2 days ago now if I can just remember where it was...


Platypus does lay eggs, but is still classified as a mammal.

A very strange and primitive mammal, to be sure.

[bayoubill]

The longest single-syllable words in the English language have nine (9) letters.

Of these nine-letter single-syllable words,

"strengths" stands out because, even though it has only only syllable,

it has seven (7) separate consonant sounds in addition to the single vowel sound.

[birdonawire]

You're not going to Paris........I'm so much better than you. :)) :)) ;)

I love that movie...:mrgreen:

[Mortis]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

[Dreamy]

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

[Mortis]

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

I don't want to know how you know that.

[birdonawire]

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.


Oh great now I will have to get a blacklight to see if this is true!!:razz::mrgreen:

[Mortis]

#137, huh?

[Dreamy]

I don't want to know how you know that.

From a party back in the day.:whistle:


The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."

[Arya]

The only new species of mammal that has appeared in the last 1,000 years is the labradoodle.

[Arya]

WAIT! This just in (newsroom ticker tape noise sounding in background)....

It is now deciphered that the word "Mortis" translates into: He who dances in Dogsuits on MTV for the "Bloodhound Gang" videos".....

More shocking news to report as it becomes revealed...

:eek:

[Mortis]

I have startling and explosive scuttlebutt about Arya that I am auctioning off.

[Arya]

I have startling and explosive scuttlebutt about Arya that I am auctioning off.

So it was YOU that took the scuttlebutt! Theif!!!

[Mortis]

Bidding starts at 14 quatloos.

[Arya]

Bidding starts at 14 quatloos.

Squatloos? I HATE Squats! :mad:

[Mortis]

Squatloos? I HATE Squats! :mad:

But they improve your calves.

Not that you need to...

[Arya]

But they improve your calves.

Not that you need to...

So, that was my big, dirty, hairy secret you wanted to sell? My muscular calves?

:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I have never seen any of the movies in the following series..."The Godfather", "Star Wars", "Lord of the Rings".

[Mortis]

Arya doesn't know what a quatloos is

[Pleasantly Blue]

You apparently don't know the correct contraction of "you are", PB.

It's "you're", not "your".

Happy to be of service. :)


BTW, what does "Dirty South" mean?

yeah thanx my grammar skillz are lacking sometimes

the urban dictionary says

1. dirty south

The following states: Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Made popular some 10 years ago.

I'm not from the Dirty South, but I live there.


2. Dirty South

n. Term of endearment for the area of the United States that includes much of the former Confederacy; includes southern Virginia, the Carolinas, Georgia, northern Florida, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, and eastern Texas.

This is how we roll in the Dirty South!

[Pleasantly Blue]

White people have names like Lenny while Black people have names like Carl

but what about Lenny Kravitz & Karl Rove?

[Pleasantly Blue]

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

i knew this..lol

[Pleasantly Blue]

Armadillos can contract leprosy

I am in the know about this too...

[Pleasantly Blue]

The longest single-syllable words in the English language have nine (9) letters.

Of these nine-letter single-syllable words,

"strengths" stands out because, even though it has only only syllable,

it has seven (7) separate consonant sounds in addition to the single vowel sound.

your so very wise:clap:

[rosiegirl]

My house is the fourth on the right...

[VA-165 Boomer]

My house is the fourth on the right...

"It's been the ruin of many a poor boy..the house of the rising sun.".. oops sorry wrong block wrong town wrong state of mind.:doh:

[Pleasantly Blue]

Fact..... Ninjas hate pirates...

[Dreamy]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Uruguay hosted the first soccer World Cup, in 1930.

[Pleasantly Blue]

Uruguay hosted the first soccer World Cup, in 1930.

btw the dark side has the best cookies..

[Dreamy]

Reno, Nevada is actually west of LA.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I knew that

The Philadelphia Phillies have gone the longest time (1883-present) in the same city with the same name of any team in major league baseball (they did add a second name, the Blue Jays, with the intention of changing it, but it never caught on and was dropped after two seasons).

[thehunter]

If you have 2900 sq.ft. of framed walls and ceiling you will need :
61 4x12 sheets of sheetrock to cover it .
Aprrox 5800 nails to install it to code.
400 lbs. of mud and 1073 ft of tape to finish it.

[bayoubill]

Reno, Nevada is actually west of LA.


If you travel due south from downtown Detroit, the first foreign country you'd hit would be Canada.

[Dreamy]

If you travel due south from downtown Detroit, the first foreign country you'd hit would be Canada.

Interesting and I didn't know that.


Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The former frontman for 80's one-hit wonder Dexy's Midnight Runners ("Come On Eileen") is now a drag performer.

[Dreamy]

The former frontman for 80's one-hit wonder Dexy's Midnight Runners ("Come On Eileen") is now a drag performer.

Really? Never knew.:razz:



It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. :))

[BasicGreatGuy]

Mosquito repellents don't repel.

[BasicGreatGuy]

Men have PMS as well. Its call Prehistoric Male Syndrome. It is cyclical as well. Just sayin...:whistle:

[BasicGreatGuy]

Every year about, 98% of the atoms in your body, are replaced. For some, that means new atoms. For others, the verdict is still out.

[Arya]

The official translation of "BasicGreatGuy"=One with depth of soul, and heart of brat :)

[BasicGreatGuy]

The Official Translation of Arya = One who dances in the depths of her soul, painting wonderful masterpieces of understanding, compassion, and brattaliciousness, with every movement she makes. :D

[Hadassah]

Men have PMS as well. Its call Prehistoric Male Syndrome. It is cyclical as well. Just sayin...:whistle:

well, that's certainly not news. :mrgreen:

[BasicGreatGuy]

well, that's certainly not news. :mrgreen:

:)) That bit of fact, was for the men still in denial.

[Hadassah]

:)) That bit of fact, was for the men still in denial.

Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt anymore. :))

[BasicGreatGuy]

Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt anymore. :))

True :)) If it weren't for denial, apathy would have free reign. :think: Wow where did that come from? lol

[BasicGreatGuy]

Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.

[Arya]

Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.

So THAT's why they call Superman the "Man of Steel"?

:think:

[BasicGreatGuy]

So THAT's why they call Superman the "Man of Steel"?

:think:

;)

[Arya]

It takes between 1-12 hours to digest vegetables and fruit, but up to 3 days to digest steak.

[BasicGreatGuy]

It takes between 1-12 hours to digest vegetables and fruit, but up to 3 days to digest steak.

That explains why I have been full of it lately. :think:

[Dreamy]

That explains why I have been full of it lately. :think:


Lately?:razz:

:)) Evening guys and gals!

How many of you did not know BGG is full of it....lately?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Did someone post in the thread? I can't see anything. And yet, it shows a new post. :think:



















:razz:

[ThrowCop]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married...

[BasicGreatGuy]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married...

Crazed Viagra dopers?

[ThrowCop]

Crazed Viagra dopers?:))

The Little Blue Pill has had some unforeseen repercussions...

[Dreamy]

Did someone post in the thread? I can't see anything. And yet, it shows a new post. :think:


















:razz:

:twisted: You have drawn Dreamy wrath. See ya in the brat thread Bratman.




Many fish can change sex during the course of their lives. Others, especially rare deep-sea fish, have both male and female sex organs.

[BasicGreatGuy]

:))

The Little Blue Pill has had some unforeseen repercussions...

If they were Gemini, they wouldn't have the need. Just sayin....:whistle:

[Dreamy]

If they were Gemini, they wouldn't have the need. Just sayin....:whistle:


You mean if they were with a Gemini woman.:whistle:

[ThrowCop]

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call

[Arya]

That explains why I have been full of it lately. :think:

Aaaah, I see that you diet upon cattle daily....

:razz:

[ThrowCop]

It is impossible to lick your elbow...














Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow :)

[BasicGreatGuy]

Aaaah, I see that you diet upon cattle daily....

:razz:

Among other things. :whistle:

[Arya]

It is impossible to lick your elbow...














Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow :)

Been there, and HAVE done that.

So THERE :snooty:

:))

[BasicGreatGuy]

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

:))

[Arya]

The Basenji is a hunting breed of dog bred in Africa, that produces an unusual yodel-like sound, due to its unusually shaped larynx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFdIWpsJ1cA&feature=related

[BasicGreatGuy]

The Basenji is a hunting breed of dog bred in Africa, that produces an unusual yodel-like sound, due to its unusually shaped larynx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFdIWpsJ1cA&feature=related

They don't bark either. They are cool looking dogs. However, they are very bratty. lol

[Arya]

They don't bark either. They are cool looking dogs. However, they are very bratty. lol

Of course, and I want one....betcha you didn't know that ;)

[BasicGreatGuy]

Of course, and I want one....betcha you didn't know that ;)

I had a feeling ;) I have seen you post that before. :razz: We see a lot of them at work.

A bratty dog and a brat Queen under the same roof. :)) Talk about brat fire :razz:

[Dreamy]

I had a feeling ;) I have seen you post that before. :razz: We see a lot of them at work.

A bratty dog and a brat Queen under the same roof. :)) Talk about brat fire :razz:

Do they cancel each other out?:mrgreen:

Hey you brats are hijacking this thread...well the full of it one is.:))

[Arya]

Did you know that Shakira can speak fluent English, Brazilian Portuguese, Spanish, some Arabic, French and Italian?

[dittoheadAZ]

Please tell me something I don't know.....

You don't know...

...that the first major "easter egg" in any software program was the "dot" in the Atari 2600 Adventure cartridge. There were some "hidden items" in various other programs, but nothing as interactive and tricky as this was.

Okay, so maybe you DO know.

....NOW.

[dittoheadAZ]

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

:))

We wouldn't even want to TOUCH most of them!

(NEVER press the ATR button.)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Mel Brooks has played multiple roles in five of his movies (bonus points if you can name the movies...even more if you can name the roles he played in those movies)

[Pleasantly Blue]

Mel Brooks has played multiple roles in five of his movies (bonus points if you can name the movies...even more if you can name the roles he played in those movies)

space balls _ President Skroob/Yogurt
the history of the world-Moses / Comicus / Torquemada / Jacques / King Louis XVI
Blazing Saddles -Governor Lepetomane / Indian Chief
Men in tights- Rabbi Tuckman
Dracula Dead & Loving it- Vanhelsing
Life Stinks- Goddard 'Pepto' Bolt

Hows that...I think its disturbing I know this..lol

[bayoubill]

space balls _ President Skroob/Yogurt
the history of the world-Moses / Comicus / Torquemada / Jacques / King Louis XVI
Blazing Saddles -Governor Lepetomane / Indian Chief
Men in tights- Rabbi Tuckman
Dracula Dead & Loving it- Vanhelsing
Life Stinks- Goddard 'Pepto' Bolt

Hows that...I think its disturbing I know this..lol


You're so very learned in the ways of Mel Brooks movies. :clap:

Disturbing?

Yeah, maybe,

but if it doesn't bother you, why should it bother anybody else?


BTW, I love your blue hair.

Reminds me of the time I took my teenage children on a summer roadtrip.

Unbeknownst to me, my daughter bought blue hair dye when we were in Seattle,

and dyed her hair in the motel bathtub.

I woke up the next day to find that the tub was seemingly irretrieveably stained blue.

Went out and bought all kinds of bleaching type products, applied them, and got the tub more or less back to where it was before we checked in.

12 years ago and still fresh in my mind.

[Pleasantly Blue]

You're so very learned in the ways of Mel Brooks movies. :clap:

Disturbing?

Yeah, maybe,

but if it doesn't bother you, why should it bother anybody else?


BTW, I love your blue hair.

Reminds me of the time I took my teenage children on a summer roadtrip.

Unbeknownst to me, my daughter bought blue hair dye when we were in Seattle,

and dyed her hair in the motel bathtub.

I woke up the next day to find that the tub was seemingly irretrieveably stained blue.

Went out and bought all kinds of bleaching type products, applied them, and got the tub more or less back to where it was before we checked in.

12 years ago and still fresh in my mind.


Yes it never comes out...My bathtub is still blue...When I was 17 I too got my Mom to take me too a store...then I bought some blue hair dye & surprised her..She was not happy...lol

[bayoubill]

Anybody here remember Ms. Pleasantly Blue?


She hasn't been around since last Summer...


She's a sweet person...


I wish she'd come back.