Twenty-Ten... An Idiodyssey

[tha malcontent™]

Twenty-Ten: An Idiodyssey™

Just Wait...

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peace...

[CID_0687]

Ok, I thought I was before, but now it's a definite, I'm confused.

[super cool ski instructor]

Mal...are you off your meds?

[AvgGuyIA]

I thought it was Twenty Twelve?

[tha malcontent™]

Ok, I thought I was before, but now it's a definite, I'm confused.

It will only get Worse...

The Leap Day of Every Month Brings it Closer.

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[tha malcontent™]

Mal...are you off your meds?

Which ones?...

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[george kaplan]

Hal? Hal!?

[tha malcontent™]

I thought it was Twenty Twelve?

No, that's when the Mayans Come Back from the Dead as Giant Midgets and Stomp on all that is Evil with their Giant Midget, Fungus Infected Feet...

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[tha malcontent™]

Hal? Hal!?

The Mothership Hears you... It do.

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[george kaplan]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/infidelfreedomforums/tinfoilhat.jpg

You're breaking up, Hal.... I can barely hear you....

[jet]

Mal...your posts are almost as freaky as your avie ;)

[gwhughes]

So it will take a whole year for a democrat controled executive and legislative branch to begin their idiodyssey?

[tha malcontent™]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/infidelfreedomforums/tinfoilhat.jpg

You're breaking up, Hal.... I can barely hear you....

Your So-jahs are not match for my Militarmy...

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peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Mal...your posts are almost as freaky as your avie ;)

Freak Flag Flyin'...

Come Aboard... We're Expecting yooooooooooooooooooou... :hug:

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[JDGreen]

He got let out without his shots today.... Sorry folks.. Move along.. Nothing to see here..

[tha malcontent™]

He got let out without his shots today.... Sorry folks.. Move along.. Nothing to see here..

Got!... Shot!... Trots!...

Movealong.com!

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[dittoheadAZ]

On January 1, 2001, at my previous job, I sent an e-mail to the hardware/systems department saying, "I am having a lot of trouble logging in. Nothing I try works. And by the way, who the heck is HAL?"

One guy in the department thought it was funny, and sent back a reply, "I'm sorry, I can't answer that. This conversation serves no useful purpose. Daisy, daisy..."

But the department head was panicking, saying "Oh no, oh no, what's wrong with the network?"

It took his crew a few minutes to explain it to him...

[george kaplan]

On January 1, 2001, at my previous job, I sent an e-mail to the hardware/systems department saying, "I am having a lot of trouble logging in. Nothing I try works. And by the way, who the heck is HAL?"

One guy in the department thought it was funny, and sent back a reply, "I'm sorry, I can't answer that. This conversation serves no useful purpose. Daisy, daisy..."

But the department head was panicking, saying "Oh no, oh no, what's wrong with the network?"

It took his crew a few minutes to explain it to him...

;)

[tha malcontent™]

I Knew a Guy who's Vietnamese Name sounded like **** Ted Nugent...

We called him Mike.

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[tha malcontent™]

Dinty Moore... The Log Maker.

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[tha malcontent™]

My 2 1/2 Year Old Daughter is Working on the New Script for a Remake of Death Race 2000...

It's True.

It Involves a 4-Lane Hot Wheels Race Track, 4 Hot Wheels, and (4) Devil Duckies...

It will be a Modern Classic...

Like or Love it...

Do it!... DO IT!...

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[tha malcontent™]

May Day!... MAY DAY!...

Denver's Snowing it's Pants!

Oh, the Humidity!...

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[tha malcontent™]

Do you Know why Poo-Poo is Tapered?...

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[tha malcontent™]

Uno de Ham...

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[tha malcontent™]

اثنان de Bread...

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[tha malcontent™]

Clackitty...

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[tha malcontent™]

Tres de Tah-may-toes!...

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[tha malcontent™]

It's...

All... (http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/90/88/23038890.jpg)

Coming... (http://www.joeschedule.com/cgi/ngfop/pics/temp/open.jpg)

Together... (http://gracemagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/tomatoes480.jpg)

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[karenhoney]

Ok, so, what am I not getting still????

[tha malcontent™]

Ok, so, what am I not getting still????

夾心

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[tha malcontent™]

Is it Really the Fourth?...

****in' Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!...

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[tha malcontent™]

- Happy Cuatro de Mustard! - 2008© -

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[tha malcontent™]

You People have NO Idea...

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[tha malcontent™]

Crabs... (http://www.celebnewswire.com/lindpiven3.jpg)

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[tha malcontent™]

I Used to Stay up Late for this... (http://blog.abusemagazine.com/wp-content/images/benny_hill.jpg)

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[tha malcontent™]

http://www.becausemomsaidso.com/uploaded_images/flavorflav-700254.jpg

What Time is it?...

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[snow96]

mal . . . put the bottle/pipe/smoke/pills down and go to bed

[tha malcontent™]

mal . . . put the bottle/pipe/smoke/pills down and go to bed

eh?...

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[tha malcontent™]

Yeah... I sure did (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boinZ5BIlkw&feature=related)...

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[tha malcontent™]

Proof of Evolution?... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R795KiMD4zs)

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[tha malcontent™]

Do it!... DO IT!... (http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=26782371&postcount=6334)

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[tha malcontent™]

5 Swipes of Mayo and that Sangwich is DONE!...

I Wonder how many People were Shot, Stabbed, Injured or Killed in or by Vehicles this Weekend?...

The Festival of Drunken Hispancs was on Parade in D-Town this Weekend...

How's bout yours?

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[tha malcontent™]

So there is a Disturbing Episode of the Family Guy where they Sing, "You have the AIDS"...

I Watched it in the Room my Wife and I were in @ the Hospital Last Night...

As Disturbing as that Setting was...

We Still Giggled.

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[tha malcontent™]

Happy Siete de Mayo!...

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[JDGreen]

Happy Siete de Mayo!...

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Gracias...

[tha malcontent™]

Gracias...

Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya-Ya-YA!...

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[tha malcontent™]

Far Too Many of you Feel that this is about a Place in Time...

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[tha malcontent™]

I Love the Smell of Jello Gelitan Cups in the Morning...

It Smells like...

3AM.

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[tha malcontent™]

Wicked Game... Remember that Summer like it was Yesterday... Dated this Psycho Volley Ball Girl who Put the C-R in C-R-AZY!...

Name the Movie for the Song.

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[tha malcontent™]

So are Fast Food Restaraunts going to be Sued for Misleading Claims about Calories etc. when it's Shown that they can't get anywhere near the same Serving Size from one Item to another?...

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[george kaplan]

If a universe expanding to infinity fell into a giant black hole, how would the price of the tea in your china be affected?

[tha malcontent™]

If a universe expanding to infinity fell into a giant black hole, how would the price of the tea in your china be affected?

Metaphorically, or Literally?...

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[george kaplan]

... ontologically speaking, I would say, from an existentialist perspective (avoiding the nihilist tendency of course) but with a definite eye on the epicurean treatment of ataraxia and aponia.

Or else I'll have a baloney sandwich, dry, with a glass of grape (sugar free) Kool Aid (wet).

Thanks! :)

[tha malcontent™]

... ontologically speaking, I would say, from an existentialist perspective (avoiding the nihilist tendency of course) but with a definite eye on the epicurean treatment of ataraxia and aponia.

Or else I'll have a baloney sandwich, dry, with a glass of grape (sugar free) Kool Aid (wet).

Thanks! :)

Is One their own Your Own Personal Jesus in this Equation?...

Defaulting to Christianity for the Sake of Discussion.

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[george kaplan]

Is One their own Your Own Personal Jesus in this Equation?...

Defaulting to Christianity for the Sake of Discussion.

:)

peace...


I would say only if the ethic of reciprocity pre-dating the Christ (emerging, as the late, great Buck would have said, from the 'antediluvian') is taken into consideration -- and the sandwich is either ham or cucumber (still dry though) .. with the Kool Aid cold, but not 'on the rocks', tropical punch flavored and served in a tall glass bought at Goodwill for less than a quarter.

[Readers other than the OP may want to stop reading here unless they've recently taken a course on non-Euclidean geometry.]

[tha malcontent™]

I would say only if the ethic of reciprocity pre-dating the Christ (emerging, as the late, great Buck would have said, from the 'antediluvian') is taken into consideration -- and the sandwich is either ham or cucumber (still dry though) .. with the Kool Aid cold, but not 'on the rocks', tropical punch flavored and served in a tall glass bought at Goodwill for less than a quarter.

[Readers other than the OP may want to stop reading here unless they've recently taken a course on non-Euclidean geometry.]

So you and Solid Cold on the Dr. Tooth are not "Cool"?...

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[tha malcontent™]

It's Amazing how they Run... While Standing Perfectly Still...

It's as Sad as it is...

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[tha malcontent™]

My Hands Felt, just Like... Two Balloons...

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[george kaplan]

So you and Solid Cold on the Dr. Tooth are not "Cool"?...

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Not cool at all. The Solid Cold makes my knots feel like two buffoons.

Hello? hello? hello?
Is there any Gotti gout swear?
Just nod if you can jeer me.
Is there any palandrome?

There is no snake
You are just sneering
A crescent stick's joke
At the verizon

You are only treading through the waves
Your hips move but I'm not near what you're swaying

okay okay okay

just a little pen, *****

there'll be no more


GOOOOOOOOOD LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHH

have become


Cafferty dumb....

[gwhughes]

3 more billion and the fire marshall will have to kick some of us out.:)

[tha malcontent™]

Not cool at all. The Solid Cold makes my knots feel like two buffoons.

Hello? hello? hello?
Is there any Gotti gout swear?
Just nod if you can jeer me.
Is there any palandrome?

There is no snake
You are just sneering
A crescent stick's joke
At the verizon

You are only treading through the waves
Your hips move but I'm not near what you're swaying

okay okay okay

just a little pen, *****

there'll be no more


GOOOOOOOOOD LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHH

have become


Cafferty dumb....

Gospel...

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[tha malcontent™]

3 more billion and the fire marshall will have to kick some of us out.:)

Overboard with ALL of them!...

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[tha malcontent™]

One Great Big Festering Neon Distraction...

I've a Suggestion to Keep you all Occupied...

Learn to Swim.

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[gwhughes]

Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[tha malcontent™]

^Connected...

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[gwhughes]

At least it wasn't stink fist.:))

[tha malcontent™]

At least it wasn't stink fist.:))

Or Prison Sex... :))

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[gwhughes]

Both great songs, till you figure out the words.

[tha malcontent™]

Both great songs, till you figure out the words.

"Prison Sex", by the Musical Group, Tool is so ****ing Disturbing, I haven't Quite Gotten Over it since the First Time I Heard it back in the Early 90's...

^Notice my Specificity?... ;)

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[tha malcontent™]

This is what's Wrong with Society... Generalized METAPHORICALERT©!:

Everybody's Tryin' to ****... Nobody's Tryin' to Make Love.

Slow it Down, Kids... Life's a Marathon, not a Sprint ya lil' Hoppin' Bunnies.

oshiete oshiete
sono atsuki hitomi no mamade
asu wo mitsumeru yuuki wo

Teach me the Courage
to Look Ahead for Tomorrow
with the Passionate Eyes

Now... Back to the Idiodyssey...

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[SarahG]

The Mothership Hears you... It do.

:)

peace...

:mrgreen:

Purple Rain, Purple Rainnnn. I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain...

[tha malcontent™]

:mrgreen:

Purple Rain, Purple Rainnnn. I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain...

;)

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[tha malcontent™]

After Flava Flav Tried it again in a Covered Wagon, what Happened?...

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[tha malcontent™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8JardV74w&feature=dir

^Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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[tha malcontent™]

Poo is Tapered for a Reason...

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[tha malcontent™]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/chimp_gun.jpg

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[tha malcontent™]

Was "Faces of Death" part of the Path to Destruction we are on?...

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[george kaplan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8JardV74w&feature=dir

^Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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The story of my wife....

[tha malcontent™]

The story of my wife....

^Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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[george kaplan]

^Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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I prove my love by staying with her ... all of her.

[tha malcontent™]

I prove my love by staying with her ... all of her.

^Double-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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[george kaplan]

^Double-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!...

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I tried to leave her once but the fire department said they could only rip the wall out to 'rescue' her not me.

Bastards.

[tha malcontent™]

I tried to leave her once but the fire department said they could only rip the wall out to 'rescue' her not me.

Bastards.

"Heros"... ;)

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[tha malcontent™]

DHASACUINIMU... ;)

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[tha malcontent™]

I still Carry a Hack... Occassionally I Shock a Gaggle of Young Stoners and Jump into a Circle with them and Show them how it's Done.

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[tha malcontent™]

Make 'em Laugh... Make 'em Cry... Make 'em Lay Down and Die.

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[tha malcontent™]

Must Beat Brain Back with Booze...

Brain Getting ****y...

Needs to be Put in Place.

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[tha malcontent™]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/dc/180px-Scorpio.JPG

Hero...

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[gwhughes]

The bad guy off Dirty Harry's name was hero?

[tha malcontent™]

The bad guy off Dirty Harry's name was hero?

Or a Victim...

Try this on:

Several Species of Large Drunken Mammals Gathered Together in a Planetarium and Grooving with some Schnapps

Damn... 20 Years have got Behind me... Back in the Day we used to go to the Floyd Laser Shows @ Gates and Spirit a Flask or (2) of Schnapps with us for the Experience.

Every time I Taste anything Peach, I Think of Peachtree and the 80's... And of course, Spanish Correspondent One Bacadeus and Larios Puke Drunk on a Bathroom Floor at a Baptist Academy House Party.

1,000 Word Essays on the Evils of Drynking are Fun and are also Excellent Vehicles for Youthful Sarcasm and Exposure of Inherent Institutional and Religiously Based Hypocrisies and Inconsistencies.

Good Times.

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[tha malcontent™]

She Parks her Car outside of my House and Takes her Clothes off... Says she's Close to Understanding Jesus...

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[tha malcontent™]

Clat.

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[tha malcontent™]

I just wanna go to the Westminster Swim/Fitness, get some Lemonheads and Watch Rocky and Bullwinkle in the Fireplace Room after Swimming...

No all of the Box of Lemonheads... Just enough.

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[tha malcontent™]

http://www.newsarama.com/AniShorts/Sherman_Peabody.jpg

Because...

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[tha malcontent™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjFk7i4hyg

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[tha malcontent™]

I Love that People Stay away from here...

In the End, they will have been Better for that.

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[tha malcontent™]

My **** is Deep... Deeper than my Grave, G...

And by that, the Black Frank White is Saying he's One Fat Bastard...

Correction... Was.

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[free2B]

The Mothership Hears you... It do.

:)

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beam up mal you're needed on xylatania:mrgreen:

[tha malcontent™]

beam up mal you're needed on xylatania:mrgreen:

Beams are so Clat...

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[tha malcontent™]

In Bowling... There's a Fine Line between Being Too Drunk and Not quite Drunk enough...

Such an Event happened for me in my Drynking League a Couple of Years ago when I was One Ball Short of a Dutch 200.

It is for this Reason that the Serious Bowler, Knows how to Pace his Poison.

Obviously I am Not a Serious Bowler.

A Bierious Souler?... Yep.

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[tha malcontent™]

http://associalisticpress.com/05-05-2007-mal-boardin-1_small.jpg (http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-05-2007-mal-boardin-1.jpg)

tha malcontent...
The Original Gangster of the Pajamahidin©


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[tha malcontent™]

Couches...

Have to go Back to the lil one's Soon.

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[george kaplan]

In Bowling... There's a Fine Line between Being Too Drunk and Not quite Drunk enough...

Such an Event happened for me in my Drynking League a Couple of Years ago when I was One Ball Short of a Dutch 200.

It is for this Reason that the Serious Bowler, Knows how to Pace his Poison.

Obviously I am Not a Serious Bowler.

A Bierious Souler?... Yep.

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peace...

I used to be in a bowler club once.

Then, one day during a convention in Topeka, I looked around and realized we all looked pretty weird in those hats.

[tha malcontent™]

It's Obviously a Crate... What in the HELL else would it be?...

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[tha malcontent™]

When I do Shrooms, ya'all better give me (2) Rooms cause I'm ****in' the 1st One up!...

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[tha malcontent™]

Serious Question...

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[tha malcontent™]

Who were you Hotter for...

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[tha malcontent™]

...Ferris Whitney or Angel Bright?...

Take your Time.

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[tha malcontent™]

I Know where the Bouncer Stands on that...

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[tha malcontent™]

Emerald Darkened her Hair... Says it's Closer to her Natural Color for her Roots Sake...

I Think it's because of the Fling she's Having...

Either way, Niether Thing will Boost her Self-Esteem.

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[tha malcontent™]

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=683181

^You can Actually HEAR me Ramble on Politically @ that Link... Not just Read it. ;)

For those of you who can't stand what I Write, Imagine how much WORSE it is with my Annoying Voice!

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[tha malcontent™]

...Ferris Whitney or Angel Bright?...

Take your Time.

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I am so One with the Collective Conscienceness, that it's Concerning...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24926799

Tatum's a Crack Whore... Nice.

I Felt that Disturbance.

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[tha malcontent™]

The First One does NOT Count... In the Total, that is.

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[tha malcontent™]

"I may Have too much, but I'll take my Chances... Cause God's Stopped keeping Score."

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[tha malcontent™]

***These Statements have not been Evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration...

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[tha malcontent™]

It's Rainy Here... Drought there...

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[tha malcontent™]

Hard like the Perms Pimps Wear on Sunset...

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[Claymore]

My kilt flys in the breeze produced by your fans.

[tha malcontent™]

My kilt flys in the breeze produced by your fans.

A Toast to the Highlander!...

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[tha malcontent™]

No, I'll Shoot the Cook... My Car's Parked out Back anyway...

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[tha malcontent™]

Give me your Tired and Your Weak... Give me your Dollar Whores...

You See, it's not about a Place in Time...

It's about a Pathway for the Mind and Soul...

It's Slightly Off of Perfect...

Just enough to Require Eight V's.

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peace....

[tha malcontent™]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=29659571&postcount=58418

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[tha malcontent™]

So sometimes... And this is Rare... I'll be Talking to myself...

Next thing you Know, my Arrogant Ass is Arguing with myself...

After Hurting my Own Feelings, I have a Good Cry...:((

Then I Make up with myself...

Have a Couple of Drynks, Reminiscing with myself...

Get a little too Friendly with myself, and then out of nowhere I am Talking to an Officer about Sexually Harrassing myself.

Sometimes, it doesn't Pay to get out of Bed.

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[tha malcontent™]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=29711421&postcount=34

^Looped.

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[Arya]

So sometimes... And this is Rare... I'll be Talking to myself...

Next thing you Know, my Arrogant Ass is Arguing with myself...

After Hurting my Own Feelings, I have a Good Cry...:((

Then I Make up with myself...

Have a Couple of Drynks, Reminiscing with myself...

Get a little too Friendly with myself, and then out of nowhere I am Talking to an Officer about Sexually Harrassing myself.

Sometimes, it doesn't Pay to get out of Bed.



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Bad day, Mal?

[tha malcontent™]

Bad day, Mal?

Just Playin' with myself... ;)

How are you Lady?...

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[tha malcontent™]

I am going to Tell you a Story about a Glass Stretcher...

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[tha malcontent™]

Drynk up Dreamers... You're Running Dry... (http://webmail.aol.com/37434/aol/en-us/Suite.aspx)

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[tha malcontent™]

Guess my Avie... 06.23.2008.

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[tha malcontent™]

I Feel Harsh Weather Coming my Way...

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[tha malcontent™]

Back in the Day... (http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=30330211&postcount=50)

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[tha malcontent™]

I Gave the *****iest Directions, EVAH!, Today...

It's a Fact.

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[tha malcontent™]

There are Currently Wasps, and by that, I do not mean White Anglo Saxons, or Sexually Perverted People, Hanging outside of our Bedroom Window Screaming, "Damn!, I Know we Left Houses here!"...

That's what they get!

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[tha malcontent™]

I Followed a Drunk Ice Cream Driver today...

Hoped he would Wreck in a Harmless to others way...

He didn't.

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[tha malcontent™]

When we were Kids, we would Create Make Believe Phone/Gadgets that were Flip Type "Phones" like we Use today...

We would Fold Paper over and over until it had Thinkness, Draw on the Phone Functions, and then make up things our Phones could do...

This was in the 70's...

My New Phone, which is a Freakin' Computer/Camera/Phone, cost me all of $50... over the Weekend when I Re-upped.

http://estore.vzwshop.com/env2/

That's ****in' Crazy...

In this Short amount of Time.

Contact Lenses that are ALL of these things, are where we will be at one Point.

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[tha malcontent™]

Attempting to Get Milk from the Cow for Free

As I Left my Sleeping Wife, Toddler who I put in my Place in Bed with her before I Left, and Newborn Son in the Bassinette, I was Thinking how Much I Love getting up Early and going to Work as I Visited the Corner Bodega which is Dead Center in the Hood, and Open 24/7.

The Clerk and a Customer were Making Small Talk... It was 3, 4 in the AM...

She was Expecting him to Pump her Gas... He asked me if I Thought it was a Full Service Station, Teasing her... I Told him I'd Pump my Own Gas, Thank you all the Same.

Nice Morning...

Cool... Moon was Playing with the Clouds over the Rockies...

The Door of the Bodega was Open as I Purchased a Crème Filled Krispy with my Gas Purchase...

Life is Good...

Even though the Milk I Purchased for my Krispy was Not.

I Wonder if the Clerk is Interested in Purchasing the Milk, or if he was Looking for it to be Free?

Multiply that by Billions, and then Billions again... And again.

So many Stories...

An Interesting Species this is.

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[gwhughes]

So, you spit spoiled milk in the clerk's face?

[tha malcontent™]

So, you spit spoiled milk in the clerk's face?

Nah... I didn't Realize the Milk was Spoiled until I got to Work...

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[gwhughes]

Then I've tried for the last time to understand your post in this thread. Swing and a miss.


Okay, not the last time. Intriguing they are.

[tha malcontent™]

Then I've tried for the last time to understand your post in this thread. Swing and a miss.


Okay, not the last time. Intriguing they are.

I have ROCD... It's Difficult to Follow, or Keep up...

Have a Good Weekend, GWH!...

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[tha malcontent™]

Moth Balls are Poison...

I did Not Know that...

I do Now.

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[gwhughes]

They'll also keep snakes away, they know they're poisonous too.

[tha malcontent™]

They'll also keep snakes away, they know they're poisonous too.

Another Good Reason for having Purchased them Last Night...

Tonight.... Skunk gets Bombed.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I Think God **** Blocked my View today with one of his Lemmings when we were @ Beau Jos today...

My Wife even Witnessed it...

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

With what?

[tha malcontent™]

With what?

This Tool who just Happened up from his Table and Family to Walk 5 Feet, Turn around and Sit back Down...

For NO Apparrent Reason other than to Keep me from Viewing the Results of a Sit Down with a Whore in an Abnormally Short Skirt...

The Wife Witnessed it...

He was Like a Zombie ****-Blocking my View.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

He had a Lot to Say... He had a Lot of Nothing to Say... We'll Miss him... We'll Miss him...We're gonna Miss him.

:)

peace...

[CID_0687]

Are these Denver haikus?

[tha malcontent™]

Are these Denver haikus?

false fingers approved...
red crayons explained warmly...
wet elbows pondered

:)

peace...

[CID_0687]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[tha malcontent™]

I do Declare there were some Times when I was so Lonesome, I Took some Comfort there...

Does anyone Else want to see Simon Beat the **** out of Garfunkel, or is just me?...

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

It makes you wish they had a show in Vegas and included in their act a white tiger.

[tha malcontent™]

It makes you wish they had a show in Vegas and included in their act a white tiger.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!... That's True... Harsh, but True.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

My Daughter's Shoes were "Blinkeling" the other Day...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I Will Find a Center in you... I Will Chew it up and Leave.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Each Time it becomes Clearer... Stay Focused.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Is Cash Talkin' about the Clap when he's Singin' "Ring of Fire"?...

Why do they call it "the Clap"?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I Assume its Punishment from another Life to Watch my Ideas get Stolen...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

It's Too Late to Lose the Weight you Used to Need to Throw Around...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It's Too Late to Lose the Weight you Used to Need to Throw Around...

:)

peace...


Yep, inertia is a bitch.....

[tha malcontent™]

Yep, inertia is a bitch.....

Amen... Choich.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

One Man's Ceiling is another Man's Floor...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I am the Trapper John and Hawkeye Pierce of the Drafting and Design Industry...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

As the Windshield Melts... And my Tears Evaporate...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/09-17-2008-smoking-sign.jpg

Spied outside of a Rehab/Retirement Facility...

I see Very FEW People in that Place, or on that Smoking Porch that don't have Oxygen...

Amazing.

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

I know a guy who smokes while breathing through an oxygen mask. We've got some bright ones around here; at least he cuts off the valve when lighting up.

[tha malcontent™]

I know a guy who smokes while breathing through an oxygen mask. We've got some bright ones around here; at least he cuts off the valve when lighting up.

If you're on Oxygen and you are Continuing to Smoke, you should just Take a Bottle of Pills and do the System a Favor...

Sorry, but that's Idiocy.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

"Eletric Word, Life... It Means Forver, and that's a Mighty Long Time... But I'm here to Tell you there's something else... The Afterbirth... Er... The Afterlife... Yeah, that's it."

:)

peace...

[RayMan]

I am the Trapper John and Hawkeye Pierce of the Drafting and Design Industry...

:)

peace...

Finest kind.

[tha malcontent™]

Finest kind.

Thank you, Kind Sir.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Twenty-Ten: An Idiodyssey™


Just Wait...

:)

peace...

Enjoy the Ride Kids... Assuming Proof is Produced, it Starts in January...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

G.M.U.T.P.S... (Props to Jersey Fred from Back in the Day when Kids was Mack Daddies...)

Mmmm... A Double with Fries from Griff's!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Roger McQuinn had a 12-String Guitar, it was like nothing I'd ever Heard...

:)

peace...

[RayMan]

Roger McQuinn had a 12-String Guitar, it was like nothing I'd ever Heard...

:)

peace...

Rickenbacker. Paul Kanter of Jefferson Airplane and Starship plays one a lot also.


From Rickenbacker website:

Soon Rickenbackers created the sound and image of bands on both sides of the Atlantic. Jim (later Roger) McGuinn-who bought a Rickenbacker 360/12 after seeing the movie "A Hard Day's Night"-literally made the bell-like quality of its tone the foundation of the Byrds' early style. His later 3-pickup 370/12 featured custom wiring, but was still for the most part an off-the-rack instrument. The Who's Peter Townshend, Creedence Clearwater Revival's John Fogerty, Steppenwolf's John Kay, and many other well-known 1960s guitarists became faithful Rickenbacker users. What had been a six-week waiting period from the factory for some models became a six-month (or longer) waiting period in the mid 1960s.

http://www.rickenbacker.com/history_modern.asp

[tha malcontent™]

Rickenbacker. Paul Kanter of Jefferson Airplane and Starship plays one a lot also.


From Rickenbacker website:

Soon Rickenbackers created the sound and image of bands on both sides of the Atlantic. Jim (later Roger) McGuinn-who bought a Rickenbacker 360/12 after seeing the movie "A Hard Day's Night"-literally made the bell-like quality of its tone the foundation of the Byrds' early style. His later 3-pickup 370/12 featured custom wiring, but was still for the most part an off-the-rack instrument. The Who's Peter Townshend, Creedence Clearwater Revival's John Fogerty, Steppenwolf's John Kay, and many other well-known 1960s guitarists became faithful Rickenbacker users. What had been a six-week waiting period from the factory for some models became a six-month (or longer) waiting period in the mid 1960s.

http://www.rickenbacker.com/history_modern.asp

Classic...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Cream of the Earth and was here First... And some Devils Prevent this from being Know...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

What are "Money, Ho's and Clothes"?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://advertisinglaw.files.wordpress.com/2006/01/boniva.jpg ?

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/eva_longoria_s_tony_parker_tattoo-arton23973-290x284.jpg

Why Yes... I'll Take that.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://associalisticpress.com/01-07-2009-elasti.jpg

01.07.2009: Elasti-Girl's Got BACK!...

(ap) - I Know I Told you I'd be True... But Elasti-Girl's got a Big Ol' Butt, so I'm Leavin' you... As a Matter of Fact, Red Beans and Rice didn't Miss that Rumpshaker either... 2 Quarter Bootie, that Girly's Sportin'... All that and a Bucket-o-Yardbird, some Greens and a Big-Ass-Biscuit!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Holly's Never Looked Better!


:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

**** me Gently with a Chainsaw...

Classic.

:)

peace...

[PredFan]

Twenty-Ten: An Idiodyssey™

Just Wait...

:)

peace...

It has already begun

[tha malcontent™]

It has already begun

Enjoy it!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Peanuts with the Shell are the Crack Rock of the Nut Family

I'm ****ing Serious, these Bitches have been Distracting me from my Regular Distraction... The Internet.

Is it just any Peanuts in the Shell, or could it be that I got a Bag of them from the Roadhouse, and the Roadhouse is Lacing theirs theirs with PCP?

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

There will be Understanding, and Excuses for the Abuse...

It's the only way you can Reach some of them, because of the Issues in thier Homes and Communities.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

The Low Pro Ho should be Cut like an Afro...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Seriously, am I the only Person who thought Olivia Newton-John had a Lesbian Phase in the 80's?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

So the other Night I had a Dream that I was being Tortured for Info by some Terrorists or something...

They took a Bottle and Pushed it into my eye... Opening first...

It was about to Pop my Eye into the Bottle...

Hurt like Hell...

I Woke when they Pushed the Bottle into my Skull via my Eye Socket.

I Gotta lay off the Crack Rock.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Little Old Asian Lady in Warehouse say to mal: "I get Fat... I gained 5 Pound... Don't know where it come from..."

mal Correcting her about "Fat"... "I got a Butt Cheek weigh more than you!..."

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

03.13.2009 C: Bitin' what he's Writin'

(ap) - The Best Evidence that Dennis Leary's Career is Over... When he Announces that he is going on a National Stand-up Tour... Only Question is, since Bill Hicks is Dead, who is Leary going to Rip Off on his New Tour?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

03.30.2009: Imagine all the Advertising...

(ap) - ...can get you out of Debt Faster than you could've EVER Imagined?...

Without Question, the Most Reckless Promise in Advertising on the Air.

I don't Know about you, but I gots one Hell of an Imagination.

Why, I could Imagine being out of Debt... Today.

Can they make that happen?

MeThinks they have to, don't they?

Actually, they would have to get me out of Debt Faster than Today, because that was only how Fast I Imagined it could happen.

---

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

04.09.2009: Booze doesn't make you an Ass... It makes you Honest

(ap) - If you are an Ass when you Drynk, don't Blame the Alcohol... The Problem you have is only being Exposed by the Booze, it's not the Cause.

Chances are Alcohol did you a Favor by Exposing what an Ass you are. Don't squander the Opportunity the Juice of Life has given you to Change.

This has been a Public Service Message from tha malcontent and Taildragger Snowboarding, who Advise you to Drynk Responsibly and Regularly for Good Health!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Memo to AOL... "<3" doesn't look like a "Heart" on your Wait Page... It looks like Nothing is Less than 3...

Which is Silly...

Because 2 and 1 want to have a Word with you... Bitches.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

"There were times I was so Lonesome, I took some Comfort there..."

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

05.01.2009: Fortune Cookie, or Revelation Cookie?

(ap) - Last evening I was out with my Family tempting Fate by eating at our Favorite Chinese Eatery where we are Served by the Chinese, but our Food is Prepared by Mexican Nationals... Considering the current Hysteria about the Pig **** Flu, read this:

Fortune Cookie Fortune: Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
Chinese Word to Learn on other side: Pork.

^But that's NOT all!...

2nd Fortune Cookie Fortune: It's not the years of your life, but the life in your years that count.
Chinese Word to Learn on the other side: Drink.

So I must conclude that the first was a Warning to the CDC and WHO, and the second was a Suggestion that I tie one on...

OK then.

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

Lucky numbers?

[tha malcontent™]

Lucky numbers?

The Hell you say!...

I'm not given up my Retirement Insurance!...

Goin' to make my Ghetto Investment this Evening @ the Southside East Westminster Bodega!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Tradition...

- Happy Cuatro de Mustard! - 2008© -


:)

peace...

- Happy Cuatro de Mustard! - 2009© -

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://associalisticpress.com/05-20-2009-hugh-hefner.jpg

05.21.2009: I Know I am NOT the only one who Thinks Hef is Dead...

(ap) - I've been gettin' Playboy since I was a Lad, and in the last few years, Hef is looking more and more like Bernie from "Weekend @ Bernie's" every time I see him in his Mansion Section with the Celebs in this Magazine... Looks just like the pic above, just different Has-beens Propping his Old Ass up. It might be time to call it Quits, Brotha... I'm just sayin'! Somewhere Jon Lovitz is screaming, "Noooooooooooo!"...

:)

peace...