The GIRLS ONLY thread!

[Yasuo]

:redface: Thanks.

[Jesso]

Np! If you don't mind me asking.. are you a girl or guy?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Velkomen! Hope you enjoy your stay.

[Yankee in NC]

CGU - like the new av!

[chichimama]

Just a newbie, ladies. Registered a few days ago. Been listening to Sean ever since he started on W.N.I.S., here in Hampton Roads, VA.

I discovered this thread while I was checking the forum out, before I registered. I enjoyed it and have been coming back since.

Welcome aboard! How's Hampton Roads? I'm up here somewhat between Richmond and Fredericksburg on the Potomac River. You'll find these forums pretty addicting. Especially the Trivial Pursuits. Have fun and don't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person. :mrgreen:

[Arya]

Just a newbie, ladies. Registered a few days ago. Been listening to Sean ever since he started on W.N.I.S., here in Hampton Roads, VA.

I discovered this thread while I was checking the forum out, before I registered. I enjoyed it and have been coming back since.
Yes, welcome to the boards. :clap: Especially the TP forum, we just have waaaay too much fun over here ;)

[Yasuo]

Np! If you don't mind me asking.. are you a girl or guy?

Not at all, Jesso. I'm a guy.

Welcome aboard! How's Hampton Roads?

Thank you, Chichimama. For me, the Roads are quiet. Of course, I don't get around that much. However, we do have the morning man on W.N.I.S., Tony Macrini, stirring things up. Like Neal Boortz, he's Libertarian and an ardent "Throw Out The Bums" guy.

I'm up here somewhat between Richmond and Fredericksburg on the Potomac River.

Oh, man. Richmond and Fredricksburg. Does that bring back memories. Always went through there when my folks went up to Ohio to visit family.

You'll find these forums pretty addicting. Especially the Trivial Pursuits.

I discovered that while hanging out on another site. A lot of the games here are very familiar.

...don't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

That shouldn't be a problem. It's not up yet, but there's a little line that goes with my board name: He Who Watches. That's what I tend to do. Quietly watch, listen, ponder and hopefully, gentlemanly speak-up.

[Jesso]

Howdy again Yasuo..but if you are a guy, why are you in the girls only thread? :mrgreen:

[Yasuo]

Np! If you don't mind me asking.. are you a girl or guy?

Not at all, Jesso. I'm a guy.

Welcome aboard! How's Hampton Roads?

Thank you, Chichimama. For me, the Roads are quiet these days. Of course, I don't get around that much anymore. However, we do have the morning man on W.N.I.S., Tony Macrini, stirring things up. Like Neal Boortz, he's Libertarian and an ardent "Throw Out The Bums" guy.

I'm up here somewhat between Richmond and Fredericksburg on the Potomac River.

Oh, man. Richmond and Fredricksburg. Does that bring back memories. Always went through there when my folks went up to Ohio to visit family.

You'll find these forums pretty addicting. Especially the Trivial Pursuits.

I discovered that while hanging out on another site. A lot of the games here are very familiar.

...don't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

That shouldn't be a problem. It's not up yet, but there's a little line that goes with my board name: He Who Watches. That's what I tend to do. Quietly watch, listen, ponder and hopefully, gentlemanly speak-up.

[Yasuo]

Sorry about the duplicate of my last post. Still learning my way around this word proc.

What am I doing here?

I risk sounding weird, but, at times, I find I'm more comfortable with female company than male. Hope that doesn't bother you.

[Constantine the Great]

Sorry about the duplicate of my last post. Still learning my way around this word proc.

What am I doing here?

I risk sounding weird, but, at times, I find I'm more comfortable with female company than male. Hope that doesn't bother you.

That bother Jesso?

:)) :)) :))

[Jesso]

:think: not really

[Cowgirl Up!]

*BUMP*

You ladies have any plans for the weekend?

[chichimama]

I have to work Saturday. Sunday I'll be lounging around outside working on my tan. It's time to stop looking like a ghost. :)

[Jesso]

Morning Girls!

[Cowgirl Up!]

Morning! I'm eating chocolate :redface: Peanut butter MM's :drool:

[chichimama]

Ladies, is it just me or do mammograms HURT?!

[Cowgirl Up!]

I wouldn't know! :eek: You poor thing :(

[chichimama]

I wouldn't know! :eek: You poor thing :(

You'll get to have the "fun" in about 20 years. Nothing like getting smashed into pancakes. But it seems like the nurse doesn't believe me when I tell her how painful it is. I'm wondering if I'm just over sensitive.

[ALBOB2]

I volunteer to do the next one for you. You don't even have to come to my office, I make house calls. Here I am on my way to another happy customer's home.

[Arya]

Oh Laaaaaaadddddddddddieeeeeeees

:whistle:


http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

[tatervt]

I just need some laundry done.....looks like I came to the right place

[morticia_28_358]

Oh Laaaaaaadddddddddddieeeeeeees

:whistle:


http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

:eek: have mercy :eek:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Oh Laaaaaaadddddddddddieeeeeeees

:whistle:


http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

:sick: Sorry, but six packs like that just don't do it for me :sick:

[morticia_28_358]

:sick: Sorry, but six packs like that just don't do it for me :sick:


i dont really care about 6 packs either........

but what do i know, i look like im toting around one of those coor's party balls :))

[Arya]

I just need some laundry done.....looks like I came to the right place
Kewl, when you're done with mine make sure you properly fold and put away the laundry, and remember to match up the correct socks together before putting them away.

You got that Tater, or do you need to take notes?

:eh:

:mrgreen:

[conphu1]

:sick: Sorry, but six packs like that just don't do it for me :sick:

Howabout these...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/smilie_muscle.gif
:eh: :mrgreen:

[tatervt]

Kewl, when you're done with mine make sure you properly fold and put away the laundry, and remember to match up the correct socks together before putting them away.

You got that Tater, or do you need to take notes?

:eh:

:mrgreen:
haha

fyi, i don't iron granny panties

[Cowgirl Up!]

Howabout these...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/smilie_muscle.gif
:eh: :mrgreen:

Sorry but I've seen that one before :snooty:

[Yankee in NC]

I've got a six pack that is comfortably padded so that it doesn't get damaged. :mrgreen:

[Arya]

haha

fyi, i don't iron granny panties
Good for your granny.

BTW-you don't need to iron lace thongs either. :)

[Arya]

Howabout these...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/smilie_muscle.gif
:eh: :mrgreen:
Snicker.

Methinks I've seen those somewhere else also.... :think:

[tatervt]

Good for your granny.

BTW-you don't need to iron lace thongs either. :)
Shoe-lace maybe...

Where are all the other gals this mornin'?

[Arya]

Shoe-lace maybe...

Where are all the other gals this mornin'?
Elsewhere, waiting for their men to do their laundry :razz:

Nah, kidding with ya.

THey'll be around later, I'm sure.

[Kim7]

Shoe-lace maybe...

Where are all the other gals this mornin'?

some of us just woke up

[Yankee in NC]

some of us just woke up

Good morning, lazy bones! How goes it?

[Kim7]

Good morning, lazy bones! How goes it?

It goes very well! I'm really excited about my job! I love it so much and I finally got my "diamond certification" so I can actually sell stuff and have access to all the jewelry now. It's exciting. How are you?

[Yankee in NC]

It goes very well! I'm really excited about my job! I love it so much and I finally got my "diamond certification" so I can actually sell stuff and have access to all the jewelry now. It's exciting. How are you?

That's very cool! Sounds like you'll really enjoy it.

I'm doing well, thanks. :)

[AlexCahill]

Sung to the tune of "Walkin' in a winter wonderland"

Walking Around In Women's Underwear Lyrics"


Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready? "I'll say, "Woah man!
Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.
"Later on, if you wanna,We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......"

excuse you that is sort of offensive. i'm a very private girl as all my friends know but i will get loud if i get angry. who do you think you are?!

[Arya]

some of us just woke up
See? I TOLD him that more would show up in a little bit!

:snooty:

:razz:

[Jesso]

Hiya chicas!

[Arya]

See? Heres more! :D

[chichimama]

Oh Laaaaaaadddddddddddieeeeeeees

:whistle:


http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

The things I could do with a body like that...

[chichimama]

I volunteer to do the next one for you. You don't even have to come to my office, I make house calls. Here I am on my way to another happy customer's home.


:)) Sorry, I don't think DH would let you in the house.

[Jesso]

Oh Laaaaaaadddddddddddieeeeeeees

:whistle:


http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

Moooore pics!

[tatervt]

I see Arya found one of my photos from a pay-only website

[chichimama]

Elsewhere, waiting for their men to do their laundry :razz:

Nah, kidding with ya.

THey'll be around later, I'm sure.

My hubby just called me. He's done the laundry and now he's going grocery shopping. He'll have my dinner ready when I get home, too. :D

[chichimama]

I see Arya found one of my photos from a pay-only website

:)) So what was that website again?

[Arya]

The things I could do with a body like that...
Mmmmm-hmmm! :dance:

[Arya]

I see Arya found one of my photos from a pay-only website
:liar:

:))

;)

[Jesso]

I see Arya found one of my photos from a pay-only website

Url please!

(and your credit card #)

[chichimama]

:sick: Sorry, but six packs like that just don't do it for me :sick:

You're still young. Give it time. They will. A physique like that is usually indicative of stamina. ;)

[Arya]

My hubby just called me. He's done the laundry and now he's going grocery shopping. He'll have my dinner ready when I get home, too. :D
Dayum! I've gotten my man trained to do two out of three there.

Now if only I can convince him to do the grocery shopping life would be grand!

:shifty:

[tatervt]

I actually enjoy grocery shopping...you can learn alot about a woman by the way she handles her melons

[Jesso]

You are so lame

[chichimama]

Dayum! I've gotten my man trained to do two out of three there.

Now if only I can convince him to do the grocery shopping life would be grand!

:shifty:

Actually... since he does all the cooking, he does all the grocery shopping. When I go, I never buy the "right stuff" for him. :redface:
He's so picky.

[chichimama]

I actually enjoy grocery shopping...you can learn alot about a woman by the way she handles her melons

And I thought it was the way we handled cucumbers. :mrgreen:

[Jesso]

:))

[tatervt]

And I thought it was the way we handled cucumbers. :mrgreen:
Well that just let's me know you're lonely ;)

[Kim7]

Actually... since he does all the cooking, he does all the grocery shopping. When I go, I never buy the "right stuff" for him. :redface:
He's so picky.

some guys are like, I have a friend who does that

[chichimama]

Well that just let's me know you're lonely ;)

:)) Or a man-hater. Depends on how the cucs get grabbed and/or tossed in the shopping cart. :mrgreen:

[chichimama]

some guys are like, I have a friend who does that

Yea some are. I love DH anyway. ;) (I cooked for my ex and daughter for 18 years - it's my turn to get served now.)

[ALBOB2]

The things I could do with a body like that...

I think you'd look kind of funny with a body like that.:frown:



Oh please, you HAD to see that coming.:twisted:

[Jesso]

Why exactly are you men in here?

Can you not read the title of the thread?

[Arya]

I actually enjoy grocery shopping...you can learn alot about a woman by the way she handles her melons
Or how she handles his melons when he gets too "fresh" for his own good!

:snooty:

:eh:

:))

[Arya]

Actually... since he does all the cooking, he does all the grocery shopping. When I go, I never buy the "right stuff" for him. :redface:
He's so picky.
Heh, LoL

Actually Mort and I share the cooking duties, depending on who gets home first. But he does the laundry and 1/2 of the dishes (I wash, he puts away). I do the shopping but he pitches in for paying the bill.

He does take out the trash, tho. :D

[Arya]

And I thought it was the way we handled cucumbers. :mrgreen:
:)) :clap: :clap:

[Arya]

:)) Or a man-hater. Depends on how the cucs get grabbed and/or tossed in the shopping cart. :mrgreen:
:eek:

;)

[chichimama]

Good morning, ladies! Hope you have a good weekend. :D

[Arya]

Good morning, ladies! Hope you have a good weekend. :D
Good afternoon!

What the heck should we discuss today/this weekend?

The weather?
Clothing?
The latest news of interest?
What vacations we have planned this summer?
Other things of interest?

Hmmm?

[Cowgirl Up!]

I need to wax my legs.

[conphu1]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/waveputer.gif

[Arya]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/waveputer.gif
Hi C-man, you need to wax your legs also?

I tried that once, never again. The razor does just fine with me.

[conphu1]

Hi C-man, you need to wax your legs also?

I tried that once, never again. The razor does just fine with me.

:eek: Noooooooo! I'm http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/Image36.gif
;)

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hi C-man, you need to wax your legs also?

I tried that once, never again. The razor does just fine with me.

It hurts the first 2-3 times but after that it's worth it. I waxed my arms like twice and it reduced to peach fuzz. It's blonde peach fuzz so that means it's pretty much invisible. :dance:

[Arya]

It hurts the first 2-3 times but after that it's worth it. I waxed my arms like twice and it reduced to peach fuzz. It's blonde peach fuzz so that means it's pretty much invisible. :dance:
So did it do the same thing to your legs?

[Arya]

:eek: Noooooooo! I'm http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/Image36.gif
;)
Aaaah, just wantin to hang out w/ the girls. I get it ;) LoL

[morticia_28_358]

So did it do the same thing to your legs?


i tried waxing my legs once..........i saw a blinding white light, i thought i had died :))

[Arya]

i tried waxing my legs once..........i saw a blinding white light, i thought i had died :))
:))

I saw stars.......

as a result of hitting my head against the wall from a kneejerk reaction to the blinding pain when removing the wax..... :eek:

[Cowgirl Up!]

So did it do the same thing to your legs?

I've gotten to the point where I do it like once a month (or every three weeks) and the hair is a LOT thinner. Right now it's long enough to wax, but it's so thin now you can't really see it. If you can put up with it the first couple times, you're good to go! Have a professional do it, too.

[Arya]

I've gotten to the point where I do it like once a month (or every three weeks) and the hair is a LOT thinner. Right now it's long enough to wax, but it's so thin now you can't really see it. If you can put up with it the first couple times, you're good to go! Have a professional do it, too.
Interesting, but going to a pro-isn't that expensive?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Interesting, but going to a pro-isn't that expensive?

Usually about 30 for a half leg (right above the knee) wax. It's kinda nice to not have to shave for a while :D

[morticia_28_358]

Usually about 30 for a half leg (right above the knee) wax. It's kinda nice to not have to shave for a while :D


per leg or for the set?

and do they charge extra for the leather strap that ya chew to keep from screaming?

[Arya]

per leg or for the set?

and do they charge extra for the leather strap that ya chew to keep from screaming?
Dang it, they'd need to knock me out-er well I nearly succeeded in doing that myself one day... !

[Cowgirl Up!]

Both legs. You have to bring your own leather strap; either that or you can find a place that will anesthetize you ;)

[Dreamy]

Come on ladies. Childbirth or waxing? No contest in the pain department. Of course you do end up with a beautiful child after the childbirth pain.:razz:

Is the pain of smooth sexy legs worth the agony of hot wax? lol Sure,at least in the summer months.:razz:

[Arya]

Both legs. You have to bring your own leather strap; either that or you can find a place that will anesthetize you ;)
OK, good to know! :))

[ALBOB2]

Come on ladies. Childbirth or waxing? No contest in the pain department. Of course you do end up with a beautiful child after the childbirth pain.:razz:

Is the pain of smooth sexy legs worth the agony of hot wax? lol Sure,at least in the summer months.:razz:

It's the smooth sexy legs that lead to the pregnancy.:whistle:

[Arya]

It's the smooth sexy legs that lead to the pregnancy.:whistle:
Yeah, and you guys don't have to deal bearing the pain of either! :mad:

[Arya]

Buda-bump!

[ALBOB2]

Yeah, and you guys don't have to deal bearing the pain of either! :mad:

You don't think listening to your screams isn't painful?:rolleyes:

[Arya]

You don't think listening to your screams isn't painful?:rolleyes:
LoL

I thought it was the tearing off of your body parts during it that hurt worse?

[ALBOB2]

LoL

I thought it was the tearing off of your body parts during it that hurt worse?

Any man dumb enough to stand within arms reach when a woman is giving birth or getting waxed deserves what he gets.:eek:

[Dreamy]

It's the smooth sexy legs that lead to the pregnancy.:whistle:

Well,you don't think we go through this agony for the mailman do you?:))

[ALBOB2]

Well,you don't think we go through this agony for the mailman do you?:))

I don't know, what's your mailman look like? :whistle:

[Arya]

I don't know, what's your mailman look like? :whistle:
You interested in Dreamy's mailman?

:eek:

Sorry, had to type it.

Was the "trubblemaker" in me!

:angel:

[Dreamy]

I don't know, what's your mailman look like? :whistle:

Don't know. I rarely see him.

I'll let him know you were asking about him.:))

[chichimama]

:)) :)) :)) Too funny.

[Yankee in NC]

It's the smooth sexy legs that lead to the pregnancy.:whistle:

I really hope you aren't talking about your own legs, Bob.

[Cowgirl Up!]

NEVER wax ANY part of your face while on accutane!!! :((

[Yankee in NC]

NEVER wax ANY part of your face while on accutane!!! :((

You shouldn't do much of anything to your face while on that. I was on that oh.... about 20 years ago. Man, I feel old.

[Cowgirl Up!]

You shouldn't do much of anything to your face while on that. I was on that oh.... about 20 years ago. Man, I feel old.

Yeah that stuff is rotten, I'll be glad when I'm off it. :cry: But let's just say that it pretty much removed the first layer of skin in a few places.

[chichimama]

It's the smooth sexy legs that lead to the pregnancy.:whistle:

And I thought it was something else... :think: :mrgreen:

[Dreamy]

And I thought it was something else... :think: :mrgreen:

:shifty: I always learn something new on this thread.

[Cowgirl Up!]

:))

[ALBOB2]

And I thought it was something else... :think: :mrgreen:

Care to elaborate?:cool:

[Yankee in NC]

Yeah that stuff is rotten, I'll be glad when I'm off it. :cry: But let's just say that it pretty much removed the first layer of skin in a few places.

I'm sure it did. Accutane is good in the long run, but can be rather um... inconvenient while using it.

[Dreamy]

Care to elaborate?:cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/popcorn.gif

[chichimama]

Care to elaborate?:cool:

Well... the last time I got pregnant, my legs weren't shaved. :redface: So I think it was something else. :mrgreen:



(Hey, it was late at night and the lights were out, so I didn't care. Hubby didn't either :twisted:)

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/read1.gif

[Cowgirl Up!]

I'm sure it did. Accutane is good in the long run, but can be rather um... inconvenient while using it.

I've about finished my third month (straight treatment - I had used it for a month until they came out with the IPledge program, missed the dealine for all the paperwork and had to wait a month) so hopefully I'll be able to stop soon :((

[Cowgirl Up!]

:doh:

:)):)):)):)):))

[Yankee in NC]

I've about finished my third month (straight treatment - I had used it for a month until they came out with the IPledge program, missed the dealine for all the paperwork and had to wait a month) so hopefully I'll be able to stop soon :((

If I remember correctly, I did a 4 month cycle. Boy, was that fun! Hope it goes okay for you!

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/reading.gif

[Jesso]

Just stopping by

Hi girls!

[Cowgirl Up!]

If I remember correctly, I did a 4 month cycle. Boy, was that fun! Hope it goes okay for you!

Did it make your acne go away permanently?

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/hiwave.gif

[Arya]

My my, this thread sure is entertaining, eh Dreamygal?

[Yankee in NC]

Did it make your acne go away permanently?

Haven't had a problem in almost 20 years.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Haven't had a problem in almost 20 years.

Awesome. Hope I don't have to do a second treatment :shifty: :((

[Dreamy]

My my, this thread sure is entertaining, eh Dreamygal?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/popcorn.gifInformative.

[Yankee in NC]

My my, this thread sure is entertaining, eh Dreamygal?

Why don't you head over to your "Countdown to Madonna" thread... :rolleyes:

[Arya]

Why don't you head over to your "Countdown to Madonna" thread... :rolleyes:
Oh no no no, you're doing a wonderful job chatting like you're one of the girls....

:eek:

(runs quickly before Yankz can do something awful with donut bits)

[Arya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/popcorn.gifInformative.
You betchum. Pass the popcorn please...

[Yankee in NC]

Oh no no no, you're doing a wonderful job chatting like you're one of the girls....

:eek:

(runs quickly before Yankz can do something awful with donut bits)

Honestly, I've always had more female friends growing up. :)

[Dreamy]

You betchum. Pass the popcorn please...

Sure


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/popcorn2.gif

[Arya]

Honestly, I've always had more female friends growing up. :)
What's that behind your back, that you're hoding in your hands? Why is it crumbling onto the floor..... ?

[Arya]

Sure


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/popcorn2.gif
Thanks!

[Cowgirl Up!]

After pouring on the moisturizer, my skin is looking better. *whew*

[ALBOB2]

Well... the last time I got pregnant, my legs weren't shaved. :redface: So I think it was something else. :mrgreen:



(Hey, it was late at night and the lights were out, so I didn't care. Hubby didn't either :twisted:)

You actually remember the fact that your legs weren't shaved?:confused:

[chichimama]

You actually remember the fact that your legs weren't shaved?:confused:

:lol: I remember a lot of about that night seeing on how it was the first time I'd gotten pregnant in 20 years. I later miscarried, but it was a shocker to DH and me.

[Cowgirl Up!]

OMG OMG OMG Jesso check your PMs!!! :((:((:((

[Cowgirl Up!]

After pouring on the moisturizer, my skin is looking better. *whew*

Nevermind that! :((

[Arya]

Nevermind that! :((
What Happened?

[Jesso]

Aww poor cowgirl :hug:

[Jesso]

Just found this:

Public service announcement about waxing: DO NOT get it done if you are on Accutane. If you've used Retin-A, Differin, or any other facial medication, particularly a Vitamin A derivative, in the past few weeks, tell the waxer before she starts. Before I knew better, I got my eyebrows done while on Accutane. NOT pretty -- several layers of skin came off, and I had orange scabs for days.


For days though, hopefully not forever

[melinda]

Cowgirl, how's the face? what is the latest?

[notluzn]

Good Night Ladies and may God Bless you all with wonderful sleep. You deserve it. Hugs

[Jesso]

Yeah Cowgirl.. PM me tomorrow.. I want details!

[Jesso]

Good Night Ladies and may God Bless you all with wonderful sleep. You deserve it. Hugs
That was sweet and all, but can't you read the thread title?
GIRLS ONLY!

Now scram :)

[notluzn]

Yeah Cowgirl.. PM me tomorrow.. I want details!

Hmmmmmm:silenced: :think:

[Jesso]

Men :rolleyes:

[notluzn]

Men :rolleyes:
It's late and I'm............................................. :silenced: :wall:

[Jesso]

I'm sorry to hear that :(

[Cowgirl Up!]

well this morning it looked like the skin was starting to grow back... But it was like the stretchy kind, you know? So when I grinned, I felt it split apart, and it started peeling (no blood). So I took tweezers to it and got this:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/accutane002.jpg

I was totally freaked out so I moisturized and tried to cover it with makeup:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/accutane003.jpg

Came home later and washed off the makeup with this facial cleanser that's like a really thick cream, felt good. Moisturized and it looks way better. *whew*

:shifty: We'll see how it looks tomorrow...

[tatervt]

:sick:

thanks for sharing

[melinda]

Cowgirl,
your complexion looks clear. How much longer must you stay on the Accutane?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Dunno, it's up to the doctor.

Looks way better today, should be back to normal by tomorrow. This stuff is weird! :confused:

[Cowgirl Up!]

:sick:

thanks for sharing

Suck it up. If ye can't take it, go back to the guy's thread: they could use some feminine company.

[melinda]

Dunno, it's up to the doctor.

Looks way better today, should be back to normal by tomorrow. This stuff is weird! :confused:
Good. Hope it feels better as well.

[ALBOB2]

Suck it up. If ye can't take it, go back to the guy's thread: they could use some feminine company.



SSSSSSSSSLAP!!! Wow, right in the kisser.:eek:

[Arya]

Suck it up. If ye can't take it, go back to the guy's thread: they could use some feminine company.
Actually C-girl, a real man can handle the contents of this thread, and participate in them also without getting lost or sounding dumb.

:D

[Cowgirl Up!]

Actually C-girl, a real man can handle the contents of this thread, and participate in them also without getting lost or sounding dumb.

:D

Yeah that's why the guys' thread could use some little girl company. ;)

[Arya]

Yeah that's why the guys' thread could use some little girl company. ;)
Binga!

[tatervt]

SSSSSSSSSLAP!!! Wow, right in the kisser.:eek:
Now my chin looks like hers....

[tatervt]

I'm kidding cow....just really didn't expect a closeup when I clicked on the link

[Cowgirl Up!]

Now my chin looks like hers....

Hey, maybe someday when you grow up you'll be able to grow a beard in order to cover it. Oh, and maybe you also won't look so feminine that way.

[tatervt]

Hey, maybe someday when you grow up you'll be able to grow a beard in order to cover it. Oh, and maybe you also won't look so feminine that way.
Or maybe i should trade in my thong for boxers?? I think that would be the first masculine thing to do.

Oh and I always thought girls liked a smooth babyface - less chance for their thighs to get scratched...

[Cowgirl Up!]

Or maybe i should trade in my thong for boxers?? I think that would be the first masculine thing to do.

Oh and I always thought girls liked a smooth babyface - less chance for their thighs to get scratched...

Well at least you won't have to pad a thong anymore.

I wouldn't know, I'll leave it to you because you're probably more experienced.

[Yankee in NC]

Well at least you won't have to pad a thong anymore.

I wouldn't know, I'll leave it to you because you're probably more experienced.

OUCH! :lol: :))

[chichimama]

Or maybe i should trade in my thong for boxers?? I think that would be the first masculine thing to do.

Oh and I always thought girls liked a smooth babyface - less chance for their thighs to get scratched...

:eek: :)) Not if you keep the beard well groomed and use hair conditioner to make it soft. Now that's sexy.

[Cowgirl Up!]

:eek: :)) Not if you keep the beard well groomed and use hair conditioner to make it soft. Now that's sexy.

Oh yeah, you got that right Chichi. Nothing looks better on a man than a beard - if he is able to grow one and still look good that's just plain SEXY.

[Yankee in NC]

Oh yeah, you got that right Chichi. Nothing looks better on a man than a beard - if he is able to grow one and still look good that's just plain SEXY.

Now you're going to make me blush...

Oh wait. You weren't talking to me... :))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Now you're going to make me blush...

Oh wait. You weren't talking to me... :))

You're a good looking fella, Yank - inside and out :hug:

[tatervt]

Well at least you won't have to pad a thong anymore.

Sounds to me like someone is currently on the pad themselves...


Never actually tried the thong thing - although I do get "jaws" all the time while wearing dress pants...same thing right??

[Yankee in NC]

I'm taking notes on how not to talk to women. Please don't type too fast...

[chichimama]

Now you're going to make me blush...

Oh wait. You weren't talking to me... :))

I think you're very good looking.

(You look quite a bit like my hubby)

[Arya]

Never actually tried the thong thing - although I do get "jaws" all the time while wearing dress pants...same thing right??

Now Tater, you should know by now that thongs and dress pants are two completely different things :snooty:

:razz:

[Yankee in NC]

I think you're very good looking.

(You look quite a bit like my hubby)

Your hubby must be quite a handsome guy!

[Arya]

Oh yeah, you got that right Chichi. Nothing looks better on a man than a beard - if he is able to grow one and still look good that's just plain SEXY.
Goatee's are danged sxxxy also!

[Yankee in NC]

Now Tater, you should know by now that thongs and dress pants are two completely different things :snooty:

:razz:

Correct. Only one is acceptable headwear...

[Cowgirl Up!]

Sounds to me like someone is currently on the pad themselves...

Maybe. Why, you need one?

[tatervt]

Now Tater, you should know by now that thongs and dress pants are two completely different things :snooty:

:razz:
True, but I have a feeling the smell would be the same

:sick:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Goatee's are danged sxxxy also!

:drool:

[Arya]

True, but I have a feeling the smell would be the same

:sick:
You smell your dress pants?

[Arya]

Correct. Only one is acceptable headwear...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >SNORT<

[tatervt]

Maybe. Why, you need one?
Oh no....the "interior" units would be my choice

Mainly because at the end of the day, you have another toy for the cat to play with!

[tatervt]

You smell your dress pants?
Only if the color entices me to

[Arya]

Oh no....the "interior" units would be my choice

Mainly because at the end of the day, you have another toy for the cat to play with!
:eh:

You let your cat play with your padz?

[Arya]

Only if the color entices me to
You smell your colored dress pants?

So, do the red ones smell like "cherry"
The black ones smell like "licorice"
The blue ones smell like "blueberry"
The brown ones smell like......

[tatervt]

:eh:

You let your cat play with your padz?
No, the ponz

[tatervt]

You smell your colored dress pants?

So, do the red ones smell like "cherry"
The black ones smell like "licorice"
The blue ones smell like "blueberry"
The brown ones smell like......
Gotta scratch 'em first

And was your first line racist?

[Yankee in NC]

hmmm. I'm on Chapter 2 of "How NOT to talk to women" Getting some very good reference material here.

[Dreamy]

I'm taking notes on how not to talk to women. Please don't type too fast...

:)) Quick study you are.

[Arya]

Gotta scratch 'em first

And was your first line racist?
Um, sure.

I just insulted dress pants worldwide...:rolleyes:

[Arya]

:)) Quick study you are.
He is pretty schmart, ain't he? :D

[chichimama]

hmmm. I'm on Chapter 2 of "How NOT to talk to women" Getting some very good reference material here.


:)) Wait until you get to the chapter about speaking Estrogenese and how to correctly reply to questions such as "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"

[Cowgirl Up!]

Oh no....the "interior" units would be my choice

Mainly because at the end of the day, you have another toy for the cat to play with!

That's cool. So how long did it take you and your wife to get in sync?

Oh, and mommy warned me about talking to boys who sniff their pants, so this conversation might be kinda short.

[Yankee in NC]

:)) Wait until you get to the chapter about speaking Estrogenese and how to correctly reply to questions such as "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"

Sort of. I don't have the answers you should give... only the ones you shouldn't.

For instance:

Q: "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
Wrong Answer: "No, but your butt makes up for it."

Q: "Were you staring at that woman?"
Wrong Answer: "Dressed like that, she wants me to stare at her."

Get the idea?

[Dreamy]

He is pretty schmart, ain't he? :D

For a boy. lol:razz:

[tatervt]

That's cool. So how long did it take you and your wife to get in sync?

Oh, and mommy warned me about talking to boys who sniff their pants, so this conversation might be kinda short.
I'm on more of a quarterly cycle, so that makes it tough

Oh and was that before or after she told you to clean your room this morning??

[chichimama]

Sort of. I don't have the answers you should give... only the ones you shouldn't.

For instance:

Q: "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
Wrong Answer: "No, but your butt makes up for it."

Q: "Were you staring at that woman?"
Wrong Answer: "Dressed like that, she wants me to stare at her."

Get the idea?

:D You're learning. That's what counts in the beginning.

[tatervt]

Sort of. I don't have the answers you should give... only the ones you shouldn't.

For instance:

Q: "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
Wrong Answer: "No, but your butt makes up for it."

Q: "Were you staring at that woman?"
Wrong Answer: "Dressed like that, she wants me to stare at her."

Get the idea?
Have to try those....Last time I received the "honey do these pants make me look fat?" I replied: "No babe, it's the FAT that makes you look fat."

[chichimama]

Have to try those....Last time I received the "honey do these pants make me look fat?" I replied: "No babe, it's the FAT that makes you look fat."

***SMACK*** right upside the head!

In this case, a truthful answer is "No, babe, those pants don't make you look fat."

[Dreamy]

Have to try those....Last time I received the "honey do these pants make me look fat?" I replied: "No babe, it's the FAT that makes you look fat."

Comfy couch you have there at home I presume.:))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Have to try those....Last time I received the "honey do these pants make me look fat?" I replied: "No babe, it's the FAT that makes you look fat."

This time you sound like my dad when he's joking around :rolleyes:

[Arya]

T

Oh, and mommy warned me about talking to boys who sniff their pants, so this conversation might be kinda short.
ROFL!!!!

:))

[Arya]

Sort of. I don't have the answers you should give... only the ones you shouldn't.

For instance:

Q: "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
Wrong Answer: "No, but your butt makes up for it."

Q: "Were you staring at that woman?"
Wrong Answer: "Dressed like that, she wants me to stare at her."

Get the idea?
Aaaah, you're speaking in "Yankeeze"...
I get it :D

[Cowgirl Up!]

I'm on more of a quarterly cycle, so that makes it tough

Oh and was that before or after she told you to clean your room this morning??

That's kinda lame. How long did it take you to come up with that?

[Arya]

I see Tater is speaking "Smackeeze" again....

:rolleyes:

:razz:

[tatervt]

This time you sound like my dad when he's joking around :rolleyes:
No wonder I feel the love

[tatervt]

I see Tater is speaking "Smackeeze" again....

:rolleyes:

:razz:
'tis the only language my fingers know

[ALBOB2]

Ya' know, for a girl's thread, this sure sounds like a lot of barroom ****ing contests I've heard.

Pretty sad state of affairs when Yankee has to come in and give the place some class.:rolleyes:

[Arya]

Ya' know, for a girl's thread, this sure sounds like a lot of barroom ****ing contests I've heard.

Pretty sad state of affairs when Yankee has to come in and give the place some class.:rolleyes:
What, you didn't know that women can throw "punches" just as good as the guyz? Come now! ;)

Yeah, Yankz really classes up the joint in his Mini-Kilt and Hawaiian shirts! :eek:

:lol:

[tatervt]

Talk about a buzz kill

[Arya]

'tis the only language my fingers know
LoL!!

[Arya]

Talk about a buzz kill
Better than a Killjoy...















Those birds are downright annoying....

:doh:

[ALBOB2]

What, you didn't know that women can throw "punches" just as good as the guyz? Come now! ;)

Yeah, Yankz really classes up the joint in his Mini-Kilt and Hawaiian shirts! :eek:

:lol:

Oh I've known that for years. But you usually look so much prettier when delivering them.:mrgreen:


Oh crap, is it that little pink number with the lace fringe again?:frown:

[ALBOB2]

Better than a Killjoy...

I like Joy, why would I want to kill her?:think:

[Arya]

Oh I've known that for years. But you usually look so much prettier when delivering them.:mrgreen:


Oh crap, is it that little pink number with the lace fringe again?:frown:

Pink? Ya got the wrong gal, pal. ;)

[Arya]

I like Joy, why would I want to kill her?:think:
Oh, here I am thinking you liked Joy for the Lemony scent... (Joy dishwashing detergent)

:doh:

[ALBOB2]

Oh, here I am thinking you liked Joy for the Lemony scent... (Joy dishwashing detergent)

:doh:

Wouldn't know about that. That's women's work.
















Run ALBOB. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.:twisted:

[tatervt]

Owned

[Cowgirl Up!]

Yep yep - Yanks has a lotta class. He's a good guy. His wife has definitely been blessed.

[tatervt]

Not for long - he's already on chapter 3 of my book...

[Dreamy]

Wouldn't know about that. That's women's work.



















Run ALBOB. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.:twisted:


The evil eye:twisted: will get you no matter how far or fast you run.

ALBOB barbi anyone?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/evil-bbq.gif

[Yankee in NC]

What, you didn't know that women can throw "punches" just as good as the guyz? Come now! ;)

Yeah, Yankz really classes up the joint in his Mini-Kilt and Hawaiian shirts! :eek:

:lol:

Hawaiian shirt? check. Kilt? I don't think so, toots!

[Arya]

The evil eye:twisted: will get you no matter how far or fast you run.

ALBOB barbi anyone?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/evil-bbq.gif
Mmmm, ALBOB....Tastes better with A1 sauce...

[Arya]

Hawaiian shirt? check. Kilt? I don't think so, toots!
:((

You make a Brat wanna cry....

[tatervt]

Does arya have the toots?

I thought ALBOB was the one who ate beans?

[ALBOB2]

Mmmm, ALBOB....Tastes better with A1 sauce...

Oh man,:)) the ways they'd ban me if I said what I'm thinking.

[Arya]

Does arya have the toots?

I thought ALBOB was the one who ate beans?
Wow, nice try Taterfry, but that's not the reason I cry!

HA!

:D

[Arya]

Oh man,:)) the ways they'd ban me if I said what I'm thinking.
Tater seems to think yer giving me the toots....

:shifty:

:razz:

[ALBOB2]

Tater seems to think yer giving me the toots....

:shifty:

:razz:

I'm gonna file that under "HIS problem". I'm having a blast. Let's get back to the A-1, shall we?:mrgreen:

[Arya]

I'm gonna file that under "HIS problem". I'm having a blast. Let's get back to the A-1, shall we?:mrgreen:
Yep, yer tasty on the rare side, plenty of A1, and lip smakin good. Don't forget the buns.

Good BBQ there Dreamy!

[ALBOB2]

Yep, yer tasty on the rare side, plenty of A1, and lip smakin good. Don't forget the buns.

Good BBQ there Dreamy!

Pardon me for a moment, I'm going to step outside. Anybody got a cigarette?:eek:

[chichimama]

:)) This is hilarious!

[ALBOB2]

:)) This is hilarious!

Yeah. REAL funny. Look at my damn keyboard. How the Hell am I gonna get all these keys unstuck?:frown:

[chichimama]

Yeah. REAL funny. Look at my damn keyboard. How the Hell am I gonna get all these keys unstuck?:frown:

'S matter, Al? Did you spill your "A1" sauce? :mrgreen:

[Arya]

Yeah. REAL funny. Look at my damn keyboard. How the Hell am I gonna get all these keys unstuck?:frown:
Moist towlette?

[ALBOB2]

'S matter, Al? Did you spill your "A1" sauce? :mrgreen:

More like mayonayse. If it was like A1 I'd be headed to the doctor.:eek:

[Arya]

:doh: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Arya]

:doh: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

[chichimama]

More like mayonayse. If it was like A1 I'd be headed to the doctor.:eek:

Don't you hate it when the mayonnaise drips off your chicken sandwich? You shouldn't eat lunch over your keyboard, Al.

[Arya]

Don't you hate it when the mayonnaise drips off your chicken sandwich? You shouldn't eat lunch over your keyboard, Al.
And A1 doesn't go well with chicken...Well, not as well as Mayo..
ChiChi-shouldn't he be wearing a bib if he gets things so messy?

[ALBOB2]

Don't you hate it when the mayonnaise drips off your chicken sandwich? You shouldn't eat lunch over your keyboard, Al.

Riiiiiiiiight. That's what I'm gonna tell the computer geeks when they come to replace my keyboard. I just hope they don't do any DNA testing on it.:eek:

[tatervt]

:sick: even by my standards

why haven't you wrapped your keyboard in plastic yet bob?? works for me - slides right off

[chichimama]

And A1 doesn't go well with chicken...Well, not as well as Mayo..
ChiChi-shouldn't he be wearing a bib if he gets things so messy?

He should be. We'll have to send him one.

[ALBOB2]

And A1 doesn't go well with chicken...Well, not as well as Mayo..
ChiChi-shouldn't he be wearing a bib if he gets things so messy?

ME wearing the bib? You're the one who caused the mess in the first place. You with your A1 sauce and my buns.


Hmmmmmmm. Let's stop and think about this for a moment.:think:




OK, enough thought. Complaining? Did you think I was complaining? Noooooooooo. Perish the thought. A1? You say you like A1? Here, let me get you some more. :twisted:

[ALBOB2]

:sick: even by my standards

Jealous.:mrgreen:

[tatervt]

Jealous.:mrgreen:
Nah...

my wife catches my mayo before it lands on the keyboard :)

[Arya]

What if you're eating sandwiches by yourself?

Wouldn't your keyboard need a bib too?

[ALBOB2]

Nah...

my wife catches my mayo before it lands on the keyboard :)

I was trying to think of a way to say that to Arya without getting cyberslapped.:mrgreen:

[Arya]

ME wearing the bib? You're the one who caused the mess in the first place. You with your A1 sauce and my buns.


Hmmmmmmm. Let's stop and think about this for a moment.:think:




OK, enough thought. Complaining? Did you think I was complaining? Noooooooooo. Perish the thought. A1? You say you like A1? Here, let me get you some more. :twisted:
First of all, it's my sandwich so it's my buns. And I'd rather have steak than chicken, thankyouverymuch. And I'm all set w/ the A1 sauce, the stuff is all over the place now.

[ALBOB2]

First of all, it's my sandwich so it's my buns.

I'd bet my next paycheck yours are better than mine anyway.

And I'd rather have steak than chicken, thankyouverymuch.

Ditto

And I'm all set w/ the A1 sauce, the stuff is all over the place now.

I can't help it, I'm messy when you eat.:rolleyes:

[chichimama]

... I can't help it, I'm messy when you eat.:rolleyes:


Stop watching her lick the A1 sauce off her fingers, then.

[Arya]

Anyhoo, lets change the subject.

So ladies (or gentz) what estrogen-laden subject shall we discuss today?

[tatervt]

Anyhoo, lets change the subject.

So ladies (or gentz) what estrogen-laden subject shall we discuss today?
Nothing like leaving your boy all "blue" over there

[Arya]

Nothing like leaving your boy all "blue" over there
Oh no no no, after his last incident I highly doubt that one. :rolleyes:

Is anyone else dealing with crummy weather?

[candm1998]

Hey, Hillaryneedsavacation???

LOL

Are you in here sweetie???

LOL

Howz the yeast infection???

LOL

LOL