The GIRLS ONLY thread!

[jet]

So girls, I met my new boss today. And heard stories how he doesn't think women belong in the Navy, etc. Looks like I'll be in for a "good" time.

Tell him you weren't always a woman :cool:

[Gaby77]

Tell him you weren't always a woman :cool:
:eek: :)) :)) :))

:naughty:

Has post of the day already been awarded?

[jet]

:eek: :)) :)) :))

:naughty:

Has post of the day already been awarded?

Awwww, thanks Gaby!! ;)

[Gaby77]

Awwww, thanks Gaby!! ;)
Hay, it's Dallas' call but as far as I'm concerned you got it.

[chichimama]

Tell him you weren't always a woman :cool:

:)) Good one!

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hey it works just about every time. When guys try that lame pick up line of "Hey what do you do for a living?" I usually say, "I'm a female impersonator."

[David0209]

Greetings to all of the lovely ladies out here today!

[Gaby77]

Greetings to all of the lovely ladies out here today!
Hay Suse, here's one. This what you were talking about?

[David0209]

Hay Suse, here's one. This what you were talking about?


Well..here's David, saying hello....

[Cowgirl Up!]

Are you a male impersonator???

[Gaby77]

Are you a male impersonator???

:))

[David0209]

Hey it works just about every time. When guys try that lame pick up line of "Hey what do you do for a living?" I usually say, "I'm a female impersonator."

well, there are a lot of impersonators out here.

And a lot of folks who just want to have a good time....and as a former bartener, I've served a lot of ladies who could shovel the bull as well as any guy.

[Cowgirl Up!]

I don't know what I should wear to this interview... :shifty:

[Gaby77]

I don't know what I should wear to this interview... :shifty:
hmmm :think:

[Cowgirl Up!]

I was thinking black pants, black heels (2 inches) and this black blouse with like purple designs on it. Overkill?

[Gaby77]

I was thinking black pants, black heels (2 inches) and this black blouse with like purple designs on it. Overkill?
Depends. It's an ice cream place, right?
I'm, sure you'll be fine.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Meh, whatever.

OKAY GOTTA RUN BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Gaby77]

Meh, whatever.

OKAY GOTTA RUN BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Good luck!

:hug:

[thr3]

I guess I shouldn't be in here. Ooops.

[tatervt]

Good moanin' ladies!

[tatervt]

And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight

[melinda]

Good Morning, Tate...how ya doing?

[tatervt]

Good Morning, Tate...how ya doing?

I was doing great, that us until I noticed you removed your avitar

[melinda]

I was doing great, that us until I noticed you removed your avitar

I'm bringing it back...

[melinda]

And I have decided that I am going to begin training for Houston's marathon...it won't be until next January, so I've got time. My daughter wants to do it also.

[melinda]

I like you sig, Tate.

[tatervt]

I'm bringing it back...

Bringing what back exactly JT?

[tatervt]

And I have decided that I am going to begin training for Houston's marathon...it won't be until next January, so I've got time. My daughter wants to do it also.

Sweet, good luck - will it be your first full marathon??

I can't wait till i'm done building this house so I can finally get back on the bike and pedal like I used to!

[melinda]

Bringing what back exactly JT?

I'll bring back the avie of me running...

[melinda]

Sweet, good luck - will it be your first full marathon??

I can't wait till i'm done building this house so I can finally get back on the bike and pedal like I used to!

Yes it will...but I talk about it so much that it's time to quit talking and start doing...

[tatervt]

I'll bring back the avie of me running...

:)) I know

I thought you might pick up on it and say "Sexy".....JT = justin timberlake

Ask your daughter

[melinda]

:)) I know

I thought you might pick up on it and say "Sexy".....JT = justin timberlake

Ask your daughter

I got it...I'm not that old. I was just givin' it back...

[melinda]

I got it...I'm not that old. I was just givin' it back...

and btw: I can bring sexy back anytime I want as well...;)

[pryncessbrooke]

Well lets find someone better that Justin Timberlake to bring sexy back.

[melinda]

Well lets find someone better that Justin Timberlake to bring sexy back.

very true.
I have a few other suggestions...;)

[csparks]

Well lets find someone better that Justin Timberlake to bring sexy back.

I can help....

[DALLAS1234]

Well lets find someone better that Justin Timberlake to bring sexy back.

tater brings sexy back.......mmmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmmmmm

[tatervt]

and btw: I can bring sexy back anytime I want as well...;)

Mel, you already know you have a sexy back

& Front

And side to side

[super cool ski instructor]

tater brings sexy back.......mmmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmmmmm

Cold Shower time Dal!!!!

[DALLAS1234]

Cold Shower time Dal!!!!

:)) I know I know...

[csparks]

Mel, you already know you have a sexy back

& Front

And side to side

true story

[tatervt]

tater brings sexy back.......mmmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmmmmm

THAT'S what I missed with your lack of posting yesterday Dal! My ego and confidence were sagging...

[super cool ski instructor]

THAT'S what I missed with your lack of posting yesterday Dal! My ego and confidence were sagging...

That's right, nobody else will stroke it quite like she does...(your ego that is, I have no problem stroking anything else)

[DALLAS1234]

THAT'S what I missed with your lack of posting yesterday Dal! My ego and confidence were sagging...

:hug:

[ThrowCop]

That's right, nobody else will stroke it quite like she does...(your ego that is, I have no problem stroking anything else)...

Here's where I'm supposed to say, PM me!

:lol:

[DALLAS1234]

That's right, nobody else will stroke it quite like she does...(your ego that is, I have no problem stroking anything else)

:))...

[super cool ski instructor]

:))...

Okay, I wasn't talking about stroking Tater, just stroking in general.

[csparks]

That's right, nobody else will stroke it quite like she does...(your ego that is, I have no problem stroking anything else)

omigosh......

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, I wasn't talking about stroking Tater, just stroking in general.

I know what your were talking about..

[csparks]

Okay, I wasn't talking about stroking Tater, just stroking in general.

General strokes are nice when done by the right person and done correctly....

[super cool ski instructor]

I know what your were talking about..

I just didn't want you to beat me up for wanting to stroke your object of desire :))

[DALLAS1234]

I just didn't want you to beat me up for wanting to stroke your object of desire :))

:)) :)) :))...

[ThrowCop]

Okay, I wasn't talking about stroking Tater, just stroking in general."
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

[super cool ski instructor]

"
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

I lost a bet and had to do that song for Kareoke once.

[DALLAS1234]

"
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

:)) great song TC

[ThrowCop]

I lost a bet and had to do that song for Kareoke once.
I don´t stop until I know she´s sass-ified!

:)

[super cool ski instructor]

I don´t stop until I know she´s sass-ified!

:)

Noted :cool:

[tatervt]

Kareoke

Yea, that's almost how it's spelled

[ThrowCop]

Noted :cool:Or if I drop the snorkel. ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Yea, that's almost how it's spelled

Bite Me!!!!!



(how is it spelled???)

[csparks]

karoke

[super cool ski instructor]

karoke

no, that's not right either.

[ThrowCop]

no, that's not right either.How about:

karaoke

:)

[super cool ski instructor]

How about:

karaoke

:)

I'm only guessing that you googled it to get the correct spelling.

[Mikko]

I'm only guessing that you googled it to get the correct spelling.

Maybe he channeled it.

[ThrowCop]

I'm only guessing that you googled it to get the correct spelling.http://www.m-w.com actually ;)

[tatervt]

Maybe he channeled it.

Discovery, History, or The Learning?

[ThrowCop]

Discovery, History, or The Learning?Playboy

[csparks]

I'm only guessing that you googled it to get the correct spelling.

I had it right....it's just that my "a" key won't work twice in on word....

[super cool ski instructor]

Discovery, History, or The Learning?
Lifetime

[tatervt]

Playboy

You can afford that??

You're officially the man

[ThrowCop]

You can afford that??

You're officially the manI saved up. I've been eating nothing but Ramen noodles for 6 months, but it's totally worth it!

It's all about priorities.

[tatervt]

Have you seen sunlight since you purchased it?

[ThrowCop]

Have you seen sunlight since you purchased it?Only when the UPS guy delivered the 55 gallon drum of Crisco and a pallet of wet naps.

[DALLAS1234]

Only when the UPS guy delivered the 55 gallon drum of Crisco and a pallet of wet naps.

:eek:

[tatervt]

Good GOD

[melinda]

Mel, you already know you have a sexy back

& Front

And side to side

just saw this and all I can say is "Thank you Tate!!" ;)
You always make me feel so great.

[tatervt]

just saw this and all I can say is "Thank you Tate!!" ;)
You always make me feel so great.

Well it's the truf Mel...

Of course my real objective is to eventually make you feel something else, but anyway

[markd]

Only when the UPS guy delivered the 55 gallon drum of Crisco and a pallet of wet naps.How do you feel about the recent price jump in Crisco? I was ****ED!

[melinda]

Well it's the truf Mel...

Of course my real objective is to eventually make you feel something else, but anyway

notice, tate...my sexy is back.

[melinda]

one of my daughter's friends posed in Playboy...
girls of the Southwest Conference...she represented A&M.

[tatervt]

notice, tate...my sexy is back.

:clap:

Tater likey

[ThrowCop]

How do you feel about the recent price jump in Crisco? I was ****ED!Yeah, I thought about going to an off-brand, but when it comes to things of that nature, you just can't skimp on quality!

[chichimama]

Yeah, I thought about going to an off-brand, but when it comes to things of that nature, you just can't skimp on quality!

Oh please. Margarine works just as well. ;)

[melinda]

:clap:

Tater likey

and I like you happy...

[melinda]

Oh please. Margarine works just as well. ;)

I was thinking lard...but on second hand...ewwwww

[melinda]

so I took my measurements yesterday...

[ThrowCop]

Oh please. Margarine works just as well. ;)Every once in a while I splurge on some Country Crock Spreadables



... wait...


... what?

[chichimama]

Every once in a while I splurge on some Country Crock Spreadables



... wait...


... what?

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

Scary!!

[markd]

Every once in a while I splurge on some Country Crock Spreadables



... wait...


... what?You know, you should give the new olive oil spread a "go". It's a little spendy, but for romantic weekends out of town it can't be beat.;)

[melinda]

You know, you should give the new olive oil spread a "go". It's a little spendy, but for romantic weekends out of town it can't be beat.;)

hey...I tried Dalwhinnie last night. Bought myself a bottle.

[ThrowCop]

You know, you should give the new olive oil spread a "go". It's a little spendy, but for romantic weekends out of town it can't be beat.;)Noted, but they only let you take 3 ounces on the plane. Maybe UPS can ship me some. I like the Extra Virgin.

[melinda]

hey...I tried Dalwhinnie last night. Bought myself a bottle.

matter of fact...drinking some now.

[chichimama]

Rachel Ray and her EVOO? Hmm...

[markd]

hey...I tried Dalwhinnie last night. Bought myself a bottle.And????????
Are you as hungover as I am right now?

[chichimama]

hey...I tried Dalwhinnie last night. Bought myself a bottle.

What is it? Wine? I really don't drink as much as I say I do.

[melinda]

And????????
Are you as hungover as I am right now?

not today, but fingers crossed, I will be tomorrow!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Rachel Ray and her EVOO? Hmm...

That was the first thing that came to my mind :))

[ThrowCop]

Rachel Ray and her EVOO? Hmm...If she just wouldn't talk, we'd be in business... :think:

[super cool ski instructor]

And????????
Are you as hungover as I am right now?

Awww poor hungover baby :hug:

[markd]

matter of fact...drinking some now.Smoky and cinnamon-y?

[melinda]

What is it? Wine? I really don't drink as much as I say I do.

Scotch

[chichimama]

If she just wouldn't talk, we'd be in business... :think:

:)) Hubby can't stand her voice, either.

[markd]

Awww poor hungover baby :hug::flag:
Sam Adams was a great American.

[melinda]

Smoky and cinnamon-y?

I taste the smoky more...but yeah, there is some cinnamon too. I do like it.
Thanks for the recommendation.

[chichimama]

Scotch

Oh, okay. I drink Chivas Regal once in a while.

[melinda]

:flag:
Sam Adams was a great American.

truly...:flag:

[ThrowCop]

:flag:
Sam Adams was a great American.So were Ernest & Julio Gallo...


:lol:

[markd]

I taste the smoky more...but yeah, there is some cinnamon too. I do like it.
Thanks for the recommendation.My cousin got me started. It's spendy, but gooood.

[super cool ski instructor]

:flag:
Sam Adams was a great American.

Me, You, and some Sam...sounds like the perfect threesome!!!!!

[ThrowCop]

Me, You, and some Sam...sounds like the perfect threesome!!!!!Pix please... (crop out Markd, but the Sammy can stay) :cool:

[chichimama]

:flag:
Sam Adams was a great American.

Have you tried Sam Adams' Chocolate Bock? I want to, but don't want to spend that kind of money if most people think it tastes like butt.

[super cool ski instructor]

Have you tried Sam Adams' Chocolate Bock? I want to, but don't want to spend that kind of money if most people think it tastes like butt.

It is an acquired taste.

[markd]

Have you tried Sam Adams' Chocolate Bock? I want to, but don't want to spend that kind of money if most people think it tastes like butt.It tastes like ****. My liquor store guy gave me a sixer cause he can't get rid of it. It tastes like total butt.

[ThrowCop]

Have you tried Sam Adams' Chocolate Bock? I want to, but don't want to spend that kind of money if most people think it tastes like butt.Was that tater's professional opinion?

[markd]

It is an acquired taste.So is ass.

[super cool ski instructor]

It tastes like ****. My liquor store guy gave me a sixer cause he can't get rid of it. It tastes like total butt.

it is not that bad!!!!!!!

[markd]

it is not that bad!!!!!!!Is too.

[super cool ski instructor]

Is too.

Bite Me!!!!!!!

[ThrowCop]

Bite Me!!!!!!!where & how hard? :cool:

[markd]

Me, You, and some Sam...sounds like the perfect threesome!!!!!Me, you, a couple more super hot chicks, and beer is the perfect threesome.

[super cool ski instructor]

Me, you, a couple more super hot chicks, and beer is the perfect threesome.

A couple more super hot chicks? :evil:

Wrong Answer!!!!!!!

[markd]

A couple more super hot chicks? :evil:

Wrong Answer!!!!!!!Let's let one of the cool dudes around here be the deciding vote.

[melinda]

My cousin got me started. It's spendy, but gooood.

And now I'll be telling people, "markd got me started. It's spendy, but gooood." :dance:

[melinda]

Let's let one of the cool dudes around here be the deciding vote.

I think a couple more hot chicks...but I'm not a dude, does my vote still count?

[super cool ski instructor]

Let's let one of the cool dudes around here be the deciding vote.

how about this......you, the cool dude who is the deciding vote, and Sam...how is that threesome for you?

[markd]

how about this......you, the cool dude who is the deciding vote, and Sam...how is that threesome for you?I think that would suck. It'd be a sausage fest.

[markd]

Note that I included you in "super hot chick" category.;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I think a couple more hot chicks...but I'm not a dude, does my vote still count?

okay, you can have the other hot chicks.

[DALLAS1234]

how about this......you, the cool dude who is the deciding vote, and Sam...how is that threesome for you?


:))

[markd]

I vote that Melinda's vote count.:flag:

[chichimama]

I think that would suck. It'd be a sausage fest.

Beer and sausages? Yea baby!!! :dance:

[super cool ski instructor]

Note that I included you in "super hot chick" category.;)

I don't share my Sam with anyone!!!!!!

[markd]

:)):naughty:

[melinda]

I vote that Melinda's vote count.:flag:

yay!! ...and I do share. :dance:

[super cool ski instructor]

I vote that Melinda's vote count.:flag:

I'm sure

[super cool ski instructor]

yay!! ...and I do share. :dance:

why share when you don't have to?

[markd]

Every vote should count.

[DALLAS1234]

:naughty:

:hug:

[ThrowCop]

I tried to vote, but all I got was a hanging chad...





... insert joke here ...

[melinda]

why share when you don't have to?

I'm a giver...I like to share. I like to make others happy.

[markd]

:hug:One hot chick down, one still needed.:hug:

[melinda]

I tried to vote, but all I got was a hanging chad...





... insert joke here ...

:)) :))

[markd]

I tried to vote, but all I got was a hanging chad...





... insert joke here ...chicken ****;)

[melinda]

One hot chick down, one still needed.:hug:

ummmm....:hug:


and :dance:

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm a giver...I like to share. I like to make others happy.

I'm only interested in making one person happy, and trust me...that person is happy

[markd]

hmmmmm

[chichimama]

I'm a giver...I like to share. I like to make others happy.

Just don't let your own happiness get put on the back burner. Oprah calls it the "Disease to Please". Fortunately, I was cured of it.

[ja_harr]

You go girl! Girl power!

[super cool ski instructor]

hmmmmm

yeah, hmmmmmmmm

[melinda]

I'm only interested in making one person happy, and trust me...that person is happy

great!

I like to make lots of people happy...

[markd]

I'm only interested in making one person happy, and trust me...that person is happy:hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

:hug:

ummm....not you

[markd]

yeah, hmmmmmmmm:eh:

[melinda]

Just don't let your own happiness get put on the back burner. Oprah calls it the "Disease to Please". Fortunately, I was cured of it.

that is true...but I honestly feel great when I make others feel great.

[markd]

ummm....not yououch

[melinda]

ummm....not you

ooops.

[super cool ski instructor]

ouch

but I am sure there are other people more than willing to make you happy

[DALLAS1234]

One hot chick down, one still needed.:hug:

its only cause Im sooooo tired..that I give in soooo easy!!

[melinda]

You go girl! Girl power!

Hey Ja!!

[melinda]

but I am sure there are other people more than willing to make you happy

I'll pull up the lawn chair...

[melinda]

its only cause Im sooooo tired..that I give in soooo easy!!

I thought the tequila did that...

[chichimama]

that is true...but I honestly feel great when I make others feel great.

But do other people do things for you to make you feel good in return? It's not one-sided, is it?

[super cool ski instructor]

I thought the tequila did that...

That's only 1 thing on the loooooong list :))

[DALLAS1234]

I thought the tequila did that...

tequila-lack of sleep-it's all the same right now..

[melinda]

But do other people do things for you to make you feel good in return? It's not one-sided, is it?

it is not one sided. I have great friends and great family...well, except for my mom. :rolleyes:

[DALLAS1234]

That's only 1 thing on the loooooong list :))

:)) :))..some people know me allll to well!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) :))..some people know me allll to well!!!

Only because we have alot in common :))

[ja_harr]

Hey Ja!!

Hi Mel!

[ThrowCop]

ouchthat was just uncalled for...


:)

[chichimama]

it is not one sided. I have great friends and great family...well, except for my mom. :rolleyes:

Okay. You're very lucky in spite of your mom. My parents disowned me 6years ago. Haven't spoken to them since my ex told them lies about my current hubby. They believed my ex and not me and I told my dad where to shove it.

[markd]

that was just uncalled for...


:):shifty:

[melinda]

Hi Mel!

How ya doing today, Sweetie?

[super cool ski instructor]

:shifty:

:(

[melinda]

Okay. You're very lucky in spite of your mom. My parents disowned me 6years ago. Haven't spoken to them since my ex told them lies about my current hubby. They believed my ex and not me and I told my dad where to shove it.

That is so sad. How can parents act like that? I haven't disowned my mom yet, but I have come amazingly close...I don't understand how parents can treat their children so badly. I don't get it.
Sorry about your parents chichi. :hug:

[ThrowCop]

:shifty:We all know it takes more than one woman to sassify Markd.



Or one really whorish one with a really active imagination...

[markd]

:(:hug:

[markd]

We all know it takes more than one woman to sassify Markd.



Or one really whorish one with a really active imagination...:flag::flag::flag:

[chichimama]

That is so sad. How can parents act like that? I haven't disowned my mom yet, but I have come amazingly close...I don't understand how parents can treat their children so badly. I don't get it.
Sorry about your parents chichi. :hug:

I don't sweat it because it's their loss. They're missing out on their granddaughter and great-grand kids.

[super cool ski instructor]

:hug:

;)

[melinda]

I don't sweat it because it's their loss. They're missing out on their granddaughter and great-grand kids.

That is so true. I can't believe it is not killing them. Family never ceases to amaze me. People never cease to amaze me. I think you are amazing, and I absolutely agree they are missing out.

[chichimama]

That is so true. I can't believe it is not killing them. Family never ceases to amaze me. People never cease to amaze me. I think you are amazing, and I absolutely agree they are missing out.

It started when I was 17 actually. All my youth, all I ever heard was "Go to college, go to college". I needed $25 to take the SAT at the community college and my parents wouldn't give it to me. It was MY MONEY. Only in a joint savings account with my dad. I saved $1,000 from babysitting jobs and my parents wouldn't even give me the lousy $25 for the SAT. I knew then our relationship was pretty much over.

[melinda]

Sorry Chichi...
My sister has always been my mom's favorite. Bottom line: everything she did was great, everything I did was wrong. I couldn't win for anything. I finally decided to quit trying. I've been playing the game for years, but finally decided I was too tired to care...

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hey girls, so I have this new pickup line that I'm going to try tomorrow morning on some hot red head guy in my class. Ready for dis??

"Hey baby. Can I club you over the head and drag you back to my lair?"

[Constantine the Great]

Hey girls, so I have this new pickup line that I'm going to try tomorrow morning on some hot red head guy in my class. Ready for dis??

"Hey baby. Can I club you over the head and drag you back to my lair?"
Hey, if I were single and in my twenties it would definintely work for me. You could drag me to your lair anytime.

[MoleculesRMe]

Hey, if I were single and in my twenties it would definintely work for me. You could drag me to your lair anytime.

Don't be naughty, CtG. :naughty:

:D

[MoleculesRMe]

Hey girls, so I have this new pickup line that I'm going to try tomorrow morning on some hot red head guy in my class. Ready for dis??

"Hey baby. Can I club you over the head and drag you back to my lair?"

You just crack me up, CU. :lol: I love the pic you put on the animal/people look-alikes. Yee-ha!

[Yankee in NC]

Hey girls, so I have this new pickup line that I'm going to try tomorrow morning on some hot red head guy in my class. Ready for dis??

"Hey baby. Can I club you over the head and drag you back to my lair?"

I can't stand how you women treat us like mere objects...:snooty:

[super cool ski instructor]

So Calvin Klein has a new perfume out...can't remember what it is called right now...but I must have it!!!!!!!

[csparks]

I can't stand how you women treat us like mere objects...:snooty:

But you didn't object the time when I [edited for content].......

[chichimama]

I can't stand how you women treat us like mere objects...:snooty:

Bummer. Chichidad loves being used. :mrgreen:

[chichimama]

Good morning girls! And a Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[melinda]

Good morning girls! And a Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Good morning, Chichi.
Not Irish, really don't care.............

[chichimama]

Good morning, Chichi.
Not Irish, really don't care.............

Only my first name is Irish. But I like Irish people and Ireland is a beautiful place.

[melinda]

But I like Irish people and Ireland is a beautiful place.

I agree w/ both statements!! Only made it to Dublin, but I had so much fun there............

[chichimama]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/fk/cheer4.gif Hello Girls!

[ThrowCop]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/fk/cheer4.gif Hello Girls!http://sering.org/Emoticons/images/image/c012.gif


oh... wait....

[Gaby77]

How long has this one been gone?

[super cool ski instructor]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/greet015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Hello Ms. Chichi!!!

[Beefcake]

:drool: :whistle:

[chichimama]

Is everyone getting ready for summer? I'm still losing weight, slowly but surely. I want new summer clothes. Maybe I'll even get lucky enough to find a bathing suit that doesn't make me look like a whale.

[Gaby77]

Is everyone getting ready for summer? I'm still losing weight, slowly but surely. I want new summer clothes. Maybe I'll even get lucky enough to find a bathing suit that doesn't make me look like a whale.

I currently still resemble a whale... but that should be remedied real soon. :twisted:

[chichimama]

I currently still resemble a whale... but that should be remedied real soon. :twisted:

Your whaleness isn't fat. It's baby girl. :D

[ThrowCop]

Is everyone getting ready for summer? I'm still losing weight, slowly but surely. I want new summer clothes. Maybe I'll even get lucky enough to find a bathing suit that doesn't make me look like a whale.I'll help you pick one out, Chichi. I have a few I'd like to see you in. (and I am NOT posting pix!) :mrgreen:

[Gaby77]

Your whaleness isn't fat. It's baby girl. :D

Part of it is fat... but that's something that nursing 'll take care of. :whistle:

[chichimama]

I'll help you pick one out, Chichi. I have a few I'd like to see you in. (and I am NOT posting pix!) :mrgreen:

:)) No one wants to see a 48 year old woman in a bathing suit.

[ThrowCop]

:)) No one wants to see a 48 year old woman in a bathing suit.Haven't you seen the Bow Flex commercials? ;)

[Beefcake]

Haven't you seen the Bow Flex commercials? ;)


YEAH !! Older Women ROCK

[Gaby77]

Haven't you seen the Bow Flex commercials? ;)

I am my own Bow Flex.

[Beefcake]

I am my own Bow Flex.

LOL :cool:

[chichimama]

Haven't you seen the Bow Flex commercials? ;)

Yea... right. Plastic surgery had nothing to do with it. :whistle:

[Gaby77]

Yea... right. Plastic surgery had nothing to do with it. :whistle:

Ay!

[melinda]

YEAH !! Older Women ROCK

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[sweetbeest]

Well, I'm 41 and feel fabulous! It's either my wonderful 54 year old husband (who does not look a day over 45) or my two year old "Conan the destroyer" that keeps me going! ugh!

[chichimama]

I just tried Tide Simple Pleasures laundry detergent. Lavendar & Vanilla. Hmm... my clothes and bedsheets smell heavenly. :hug:

http://www.tide.com/en_US/trysimplepleasures/index.jsp

[MoleculesRMe]

Where's Susie???

PM me, Susie. Please?

[Jebster]

I am sure someone already said it, but this thread is sexist...

I think I might sue...

[chichimama]

I am sure someone already said it, but this thread is sexist...

I think I might sue...

You can't. There's a "Boys Only" thread for equal time. Neener neener neener.

[Jebster]

You can't. There's a "Boys Only" thread for equal time. Neener neener neener.

Oh...dang...

[chichimama]

Girls, is it just me? I don't like black swimsuits. Black just doesn't seem to be a summer color. I want a one piece suit that has bright, cheery colors to show off a tan. So far all the stores I checked online have ugly black swimsuits. :mad:

[melinda]

LOL...I'm the wrong one to ask then, I have the black ones.
my latest ones are a black bikini w/ aqua piping, and then the same swimsuit but in navy w/ hot pink piping. I guess I like 'em dark.
(got mine at VS)

[chichimama]

LOL...I'm the wrong one to ask then, I have the black ones.
my latest ones are a black bikini w/ aqua piping, and then the same swimsuit but in navy w/ hot pink piping. I guess I like 'em dark.
(got mine at VS)

Maybe it's just me. Then again, I have to wear a one piece. One that hides my fat somehow. Thank goodness for the skirts. I'd go for aqua colored. I'll have to keep looking.

[melinda]

Maybe it's just me. Then again, I have to wear a one piece. One that hides my fat somehow. Thank goodness for the skirts. I'd go for aqua colored. I'll have to keep looking.

Hope you find what you are looking for. :)

[Jesso]

Morning ladies :)

[melinda]

Morning, Jess. :hug:

[Jesso]

:hug:

[melinda]

whatcha gonna do today, Jess?

[snow96]

LOL...I'm the wrong one to ask then, I have the black ones.
my latest ones are a black bikini w/ aqua piping, and then the same swimsuit but in navy w/ hot pink piping. I guess I like 'em dark.
(got mine at VS)


Pictures . . .we need pictures of you modeling them :)

[melinda]

Pictures . . .we need pictures of you modeling them :)

;)

[Cowgirl Up!]

Top o' the mornin' to ya, ladies! Any plans for today?

I'm officially out for the summer. Grades sucked this semester, but at least I'm done. :)

[chichimama]

Top o' the mornin' to ya, ladies! Any plans for today?

I'm officially out for the summer. Grades sucked this semester, but at least I'm done. :)

Where've you been! Glad to have you back. :hug: Have any plans for summer?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Where've you been! Glad to have you back. :hug: Have any plans for summer?

Meh, just doing school and work. It was crazy for a while, working until like midnight then getting up a few hours later to get ready for school, but it's over now. I'll be studying some anatomy/physiology, Gaelic, and Paedo baptism this summer along with working, so it'll be another fun-packed vacation. :mrgreen: Good news is that my brother will be coming home from Cal Poly (SLO, of course) to work this summer, it'll be better on us financially. :)

How have you been?

[super cool ski instructor]

Hope you are going to be around more this summer, Susie!!!!! :D

[Cowgirl Up!]

I went shopping today and got a dress and two pairs of shoes. The heels were adorable AND only five bucks! Yippee. They're only like an inch and a half too, great for us tall chicks.

[snow96]

I went shopping today and got a dress and two pairs of shoes. The heels were adorable AND only five bucks! Yippee. They're only like an inch and a half too, great for us tall chicks.

I think I'll beat the regulars to this: We need picture proof.

[Cowgirl Up!]

I'm getting my acrylics put back on today!!! I'd like to get bright red (like back in the '40's) with the rounded off tips, but I work at Target and we have to wear red all the time. Seems kinda weird.

Suggestions??

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm getting my acrylics put back on today!!! I'd like to get bright red (like back in the '40's) with the rounded off tips, but I work at Target and we have to wear red all the time. Seems kinda weird.

Suggestions??

Sweetie, it's summer...go for a fun pink color!!! OPI has a color called "The Lifeguard Makes Me Blush" and I love it!!!!!

[Gaby77]

Pink huh.

[melinda]

I usually just get mine buffed........color every every once in a while.

[Citizen]

I'm having a hard time with the title to this thread. Does that mean that only girls can post in this thread or that only girls can post to me in this thread? I'm leaning towards the latter...

[Remus Lupin]

I'm having a hard time with the title to this thread. Does that mean that only girls can post in this thread or that only girls can post to me in this thread? I'm leaning towards the latter...

LOL

[Mountain Soldier]

I already have my own following of Hannity women, I don't need a thread.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Sweetie, it's summer...go for a fun pink color!!! OPI has a color called "The Lifeguard Makes Me Blush" and I love it!!!!!

Hot pink, thinks you? Yeah, pink sounds fun. I'll probably get a little silver stripe going vertically too. If that makes sense. Pictures will follow! :)

[melinda]

I already have my own following of Hannity women, I don't need a thread.

wow.

[Cowgirl Up!]

I already have my own following of Hannity women, I don't need a thread.

Buh-bye, then.

[melinda]

Buh-bye, then.

kind of what I was thinking. :))

[Mountain Soldier]

Wow, tough crowd! Just trying a little humor.

[Cowgirl Up!]

We needest not thy humor! Thou sucketh! Muahaha. ;)

[melinda]

Wow, tough crowd! Just trying a little humor.

we love humor....try harder. :))