Great Movie Lines

[mboncher]

"Welcome... to the desert of the real."









Probably pretty simple for you guys, but one of my all-time faves...
The Matrix

[mboncher]

You guys should get this in an instant.

"Uh... yeah, trust me. Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise. "

[signcut]

Twister.

Didn't much care for it, overall...

[signcut]

"Now it's my will against yours and you will lose."


Another personal favorite.

[BmanVet]

"Now it's my will against yours and you will lose."


Another personal favorite.

Heartbreak Ridge

[BmanVet]

next one:



"A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"

[ClancyCross]

Groucho hand Chico a pen
Chico: "I forgot to tell you, I can't write."
Groucho: "That's okay, there's no ink in the pen anyway."

-- A Night at the Opera

[ClancyCross]

"Why you couple of baboons, what makes you think I'd marry either one of you?"

[mboncher]

"Why you couple of baboons, what makes you think I'd marry either one of you?"
I believe it's "Duck Soup".

[Young_American]

"It's just an anonymous room. There's nothing in the drawers. But you look anyway. Nothing except the Gideon Bible, which I, of course, read religiously."

[BmanVet]

"It's just an anonymous room. There's nothing in the drawers. But you look anyway. Nothing except the Gideon Bible, which I, of course, read religiously."

Momento





no one has answered my last one yet

[BmanVet]

"A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"

Boondock Saints

"See, the problem is...girls can't hold they smoke!"

[FranklySpeaking]

oh is this another game thread ?

didn't we have one of these before .... I thought you just wanted movie quotes.

I'll see if I can find the movie for the above.

"The Breakfast Club"
It's something more like : "Girls don't know how to hold their smoke, thats what it is." or "Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is. "

[BmanVet]

new quote:



Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

[mboncher]

Batman (The first Tim Burton one) Still a fantastic movie.

[mboncher]

And for next...

"Hmmm... spaghetti derivative... meatballs, sort of anyway... and... ooh, Kaldorf droppings! Who ate it before you did."

I'll be impressed if someone gets this without IMDB. But we have enough geeks here, I may be surprised quickly. ;)

[BmanVet]

And for next...

"Hmmm... spaghetti derivative... meatballs, sort of anyway... and... ooh, Kaldorf droppings! Who ate it before you did."

I'll be impressed if someone gets this without IMDB. But we have enough geeks here, I may be surprised quickly. ;)

oh please Titan A.E.

[BmanVet]

next one



Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

[Fire Watch]

next one



Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.
Easy..Tommy Boy

[jet]

Easy..Tommy Boy

Ahem....and your contribution is ;)

[Fire Watch]

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

[RogerDodger]

Full Metal Jacket

"It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room."
"No. It's awful."

[roger teekell]

The Breakfast Club..." You are a neo-maxi zoom dwibi.....You are a parent's wet dream"...

So many great quotes in that movie...

[rob_b52]

from the movie "King Arthur"

Dia Mai..Rus!!!

said as stabbing an enemy through the chest with something sharp and metallic

[BmanVet]

Ahem....and your contribution is ;)

Ahem...the thread is called "great movie lines" and i've always liked the ones I've posted... so where are yours?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ahem...the thread is called "great movie lines" and i've always liked the ones I've posted... so where are yours?

Hey! Hey!

I will not allow anything negative to be said about someone with a dog as cute as jetfire's. ;)

"You went home, masturbated and cried at the same time, using your tears as lub..."

"I did that ONCE!"

[CID_0687]

Hey! Hey!

I will not allow anything negative to be said about someone with a dog as cute as jetfire's. ;)

"You went home, masturbated and cried at the same time, using your tears as lub..."

"I did that ONCE!"
Knocked Up?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Knocked Up?

No!

And yes! at the same time! I FINALLY slipped one by CID (formerly Drew)!

[CID_0687]

No!

And yes! at the same time! I FINALLY slipped one by CID (formerly Drew)!
:razz:

[BmanVet]

Hey! Hey!

I will not allow anything negative to be said about someone with a dog as cute as jetfire's. ;)

"You went home, masturbated and cried at the same time, using your tears as lub..."

"I did that ONCE!"

first off...whatever



and that's from "Waiting"

[BmanVet]

"I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you"

[Bolshevik Hunter]

"I aim to kill yuh with it" -Carl, from 'Sling Blade'.

~BH

[BmanVet]

"I aim to kill yuh with it" -Carl, from 'Sling Blade'.

~BH

Bols, its kind of a game thingy...we're supposed to guess which movie it was in--- but I sure do like them french fried taters MMHHHMMM

[Bolshevik Hunter]

Bols, its kind of a game thingy...we're supposed to guess which movie it was in--- but I sure do like them french fried taters MMHHHMMM

Oh, ok. My apologies. I like that better anyway. I am new to 'Trivia persuits', so it might happen again in another one.

Let's see, ok..........

"When a Man lies, he murders a part of the World" ?


~BH

[BmanVet]

Oh, ok. My apologies. I like that better anyway. I am new to 'Trivia persuits', so it might happen again in another one.

Let's see, ok..........

"When a Man lies, he murders a part of the World" ?


~BH

Thats from Excalibur I do believe

[BmanVet]

"I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you"

[Bolshevik Hunter]

"I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you"

Yep, Excalibur. Nice.

I have not a clue about that one. ~BH

[Bolshevik Hunter]

"You don't beat this river, you don't beat it"



~BH

[BmanVet]

"You don't beat this river, you don't beat it"



~BH

oh please...do I hear dueling banjos because that's from deliverance




c'mon its easy


"I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you"


this was said to Keanu Reeves' character

[Bolshevik Hunter]

oh please...do I hear dueling banjos because that's from deliverance

Yep.


c'mon its easy


"I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you"


this was said to Keanu Reeves' character

The Matrix? And that's a guess. ~BH

[BmanVet]

Yep.




The Matrix? And that's a guess. ~BH

no its from Constantine

[CID_0687]

no its from Constantine
You can't give it away!! :snooty:

My thread, my rules. :razz:

[Bolshevik Hunter]

"Every Man dies, only some Men live"


~BH

[BmanVet]

"Every Man dies, only some Men live"


~BH

well I know in Braveheart he says:

"every man dies, not every man really lives" other than that you may have actually stumped me

[BmanVet]

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

American Beauty...great freakin' movie.

"I've got one piece of advice for you. **** a lot of women, kid. **** a lot of women"

[mboncher]

Shallow Hal. I'll come up with a quote after I get back from my appointments today.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Shallow Hal. I'll come up with a quote after I get back from my appointments today.

No you won't...wrong movie. It's not Shallow Hal (unless they say that in Shallow Hal too, in which case I'll be cleaning the egg of my face later).

[mboncher]

I'm fairly certain that's one movie it's in, but since I don't own a copy and I don't see it on IMDB to confirm, I may be wrong. I think that's the "advice" the gravely ill pastor father of Hal gives in his loopy morphine laced speech at the very beginning of the movie.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm fairly certain that's one movie it's in, but since I don't own a copy and I don't see it on IMDB to confirm, I may be wrong. I think that's the "advice" the gravely ill pastor father of Hal gives in his loopy morphine laced speech at the very beginning of the movie.

I was actually going for "Little Miss Sunshine" (Alan Arkin talking to Paul Dano)

How about this?

"Get off the nuclear weapon"

[mboncher]

The Abyss? See? I'm not a movie encyclopedia. I only play one on the intertoobs.

[mrclean]

"I like to think the last thing that went through his head - other than that bullet - was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him. "

[mboncher]

Crap, I know that's a Stephen King movie... but can't remember quite which one.... "Dreamcatcher" maybe? My other guess would be "Graveyard Shift", but that's far less likely.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"I like to think the last thing that went through his head - other than that bullet - was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him. "

Shawshank Redemption. Best non-comedy I've ever seen. Amazing movie.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Still on "Please get off the nuclear weapon" (forgot to add the "please" earlier)

[mboncher]

that's why. I knew it was King, but I never saw Shawshank Redemption. Probably never will now thanks to Tim Robbins.

[mrclean]

that's why. I knew it was King, but I never saw Shawshank Redemption. Probably never will now thanks to Tim Robbins.


Well then you're missing out on one of the best movies of all time.

[melinda]

Well then you're missing out on one of the best movies of all time.

+1

[Dr. Funkenstein]

that's why. I knew it was King, but I never saw Shawshank Redemption. Probably never will now thanks to Tim Robbins.

Ignore that it's Tim Robbins. I promise you'll thank me. Morgan Freeman makes it worth it by himself, but there are a number of other great performances by Gil Bellows and other people whose names I cannot remember to save my life.

[Bolshevik Hunter]

Well then you're missing out on one of the best movies of all time.

I agree, great film. I try not to mix politics with Entertainment. ~BH

[mboncher]

Nah. Tim Robbins trashed a whole slough of films he was in because he had to open his fat yap about politics and pretend to be an authority on the subject. Same way I won't watch anything with Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen and a few others. It's sad because Robin Williams, my favorite comedian of all time is almost on that list. Once they enter the arena of punditry, most actors are ruined for me unless they had a career of doing punditry first.

[Bolshevik Hunter]

Nah. Tim Robbins trashed a whole slough of films he was in because he had to open his fat yap about politics and pretend to be an authority on the subject. Same way I won't watch anything with Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen and a few others. It's sad because Robin Williams, my favorite comedian of all time is almost on that list. Once they enter the arena of punditry, most actors are ruined for me unless they had a career of doing punditry first.

Too many great films with mentally deranged liberals starring in them for me to mix Politics with entertainment. Same with Music. Nothing wrong with boycotting the slugs work either. I guess if enough people did, maybe these morons in Hollywood would finally shut their big mouths. ~BH

[Bolshevik Hunter]

well I know in Braveheart he says:

"every man dies, not every man really lives" other than that you may have actually stumped me

No, your correct. I was off a few words.

How about this? If you can guess this, your good.....

"I'll pay for the Pizza if you go and get it?"

? ~BH

[mboncher]

There's a certain degree of political activism I can tolerate, and certain subjects. Those are just a few who have gone over the line, and made themselves part of the issue to the point of I can't lose myself in the story. Danny Glover is another, which sucks because I like him. Mel's pushed the envelope real close for me too.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

In case anyone was wondering..."get off the nuclear weapon" is from Armageddon (Buscemi lost it and started riding the bomb).

"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I don't care"

[JimGP20]

Rosita (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028131/): I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): The lips would be fine.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I knew this one...but I think it'd be better if you didn't copy the links to their IMDB pages over when you post the lines.

Three Amigos

still waiting for someone on "It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I don't care"

I'll add another line..."I can't go out Friday...I'm supposed to go see an occupational hypnotherapist"

[mboncher]

Wow Funk, you're burning me good. I've no clue on the last three you've put up.

[CID_0687]

I knew this one...but I think it'd be better if you didn't copy the links to their IMDB pages over when you post the lines.

Three Amigos

still waiting for someone on "It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I don't care"

I'll add another line..."I can't go out Friday...I'm supposed to go see an occupational hypnotherapist"
"It's a problem of motivation, alright?"

Office Space...great flick.

OK...

"It's a funny thing about that little white speck on chicken ****...That little white speck, is chicken **** too."

[conservative_frk]

pure country


"better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."

[outfromunder]

pure country


"better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man


$50 bucks says he eats it!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man


"$50 bucks says he eats it!"

Caddyshack?

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****ing rake."

[JimGP20]

Caddyshack?

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****ing rake."


"Rounders" ... Didn't you just love Malkovich's awful russian accent?? "Pay theeat meeann hiz mahnney." :))


"To hold on to sanity too tight is insane."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Rounders" ... Didn't you just love Malkovich's awful russian accent?? "Pay theeat meeann hiz mahnney." :))

"To hold on to sanity too tight is insane."

Trying to slip a John Cusack movie by me. I should feel insulted. ;)

"Pushing Tin"...ahh...back when Angelina Jolie was still eating and crazy. The good old days.

As for Rounders...I did love Malkovich in that. "The kid's got alligator blood..."

Okay, new one

"I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."

[JimGP20]

Trying to slip a John Cusack movie by me. I should feel insulted. ;)

"Pushing Tin"...ahh...back when Angelina Jolie was still eating and crazy. The good old days.

As for Rounders...I did love Malkovich in that. "The kid's got alligator blood..."

Okay, new one

"I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."

"Teen Wolf"

"Come on ! Break it like you mean it !"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Teen Wolf"

"Come on ! Break it like you mean it !"

Not what I thought it was, so I won't answer.

I didn't think anyone saw that movie though.

[BmanVet]

"Teen Wolf"

"Come on ! Break it like you mean it !"

argghh....something like Martian Child, or Martian Kid

something like that right?

[BmanVet]

"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled."

[outfromunder]

"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled."

Prestige

"KHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Nah...too easy


"Go That way really fast. If something gets in your way...Turn.

JD

[mboncher]

I'm getting smoked so I'm going to just toss one in and see how fast it gets caught.

"Times have changed, Tomas... we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun."

[outfromunder]

I'm getting smoked so I'm going to just toss one in and see how fast it gets caught.

"Times have changed, Tomas... we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun."

The specialist?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm getting smoked so I'm going to just toss one in and see how fast it gets caught.

"Times have changed, Tomas... we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun."

One of my favorite Jeremy Piven flicks...PCU

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Prestige

"KHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Nah...too easy


"Go That way really fast. If something gets in your way...Turn.

JD

Better Off Dead...another outstanding flick

"I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo."

[BmanVet]

Better Off Dead...another outstanding flick

"I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo."

Swingers

---------------------------------



one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies:



"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

[JimGP20]

Swingers

---------------------------------



one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies:



"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

"Tin Cup"



"I've got culture coming out of my ass."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Tin Cup"

"I've got culture coming out of my ass."

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels...turned into a pretty good musical too.

"Well I am the Prime Minister. I could have him murdered"

[mboncher]

One of my favorite Jeremy Piven flicks...PCU
Damn, son! Apparently you're holding the coveted "Golden Video Library" award. And yes, that was the first movie I saw Jeremy Pivin in that he made an impact. People may not realize it but that movie was the career maker for him.

[BmanVet]

Damn, son! Apparently you're holding the coveted "Golden Video Library" award. And yes, that was the first movie I saw Jeremy Pivin in that he made an impact. People may not realize it but that movie was the career maker for him.

I love him in Entourage

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Damn, son! Apparently you're holding the coveted "Golden Video Library" award. And yes, that was the first movie I saw Jeremy Pivin in that he made an impact. People may not realize it but that movie was the career maker for him.

Nah...I just raided your entertainment center last week.

[SarahG]

Tom Wingo is played by Nick Nolte, Susan Lowenstein is played by Barbara Streisand and Herbert Woodruff is played by Jeroen Krabbé in one of my favorite movies, Prince of Tides:

Herbert Woodruff: That Stradivarius is worth over a million dollars!

Tom Wingo: Well, if I drop it, it won't be worth ****.
[Holding the Stradivarius precariously over a ledge]

Susan Lowenstein: Don't do it, Tom.

Tom Wingo: Apologize to your wife, Herbert.

Herbert Woodruff: You're bluffing.

Tom Wingo: I may be, but its a powerful bluff, isn't it, *******?
[Tom throws fiddle high in the air]

Herbert Woodruff: [screaming] I'm sorry, Susan!
[Tom catches fiddle]

Tom Wingo: Sincerity becomes you, Herbie. Now apologize to me for your unforgivable breach of etiquette at the dinner table tonight, you possum-bred **********.

Herbert Woodruff: I'm very sorry, Tom.

Love that movie.

[CID_0687]

Tom Wingo is played by Nick Nolte, Susan Lowenstein is played by Barbara Streisand and Herbert Woodruff is played by Jeroen Krabbé in one of my favorite movies, Prince of Tides:



Love that movie.
:naughty: That NO how you play!!

[SarahG]

:naughty: That NO how you play!!

Oh, I'm sorry, how do you play?

[BmanVet]

Oh, I'm sorry, how do you play?

you guess the right movie of the last quote poasted and then you post a quote from another movie hoping to fool all the other people from guessing the movie you quoted

[BmanVet]

"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid. "

[SarahG]

you guess the right movie of the last quote poasted and then you post a quote from another movie hoping to fool all the other people from guessing the movie you quoted

Oh, thanks.

[BmanVet]

"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid. "

[BmanVet]

oh c'mon no one knows this movie?

I can't believe I quoted him, but Ben Afleck's character said this to a group of guys and Giovanni Ribisi(SP?)

[outfromunder]

oh c'mon no one knows this movie?

I can't believe I quoted him, but Ben Afleck's character said this to a group of guys and Giovanni Ribisi(SP?)

Mall rats?

Dang...Next player!
I cant believe I didnt get it!

[Claymore]

"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid. "


Boiler Room.





"We'll get some of those."

[mboncher]

Nah...I just raided your entertainment center last week.
So THAT'S where they all went to! Sheesh. At least you left my complete series of "Filmation's Flash Gordon", "Johnny Quest" and "Black Adder III"... But did you have to get my copy of "Rikki Tikki Tavi" and "Emperor of the North Pole"?

[mboncher]

BTW, if ANYONE here knows where I can lay a hand on "Parade of Fools" with Jimmy Stewart and Kurt Russell, you give a holler. I've been looking for it for 20 years.

[outfromunder]

BTW, if ANYONE here knows where I can lay a hand on "Parade of Fools" with Jimmy Stewart and Kurt Russell, you give a holler. I've been looking for it for 20 years.
Go here to get:
http://www.wings.to/rarevid/fp.htm?gclid=CPOp8tW2y5QCFQQiIgodGl7ekg

[roger teekell]

Steel Magnolias:

Weezer you know I love ya more han my luggage....

[BmanVet]

Boiler Room.





"We'll get some of those."

okay...nice pull on Boiler Room and second of all..... you anger me more than anything ever!! EVER!!! EVER!!!


i don't know that one. I pride myself on knowing any, and I DO MEAN ANY movie quote on the planet.

i hand the sword off....... for now

[Dr. Funkenstein]

oh c'mon no one knows this movie?

I can't believe I quoted him, but Ben Afleck's character said this to a group of guys and Giovanni Ribisi(SP?)

Isn't that Boiler Room?

Still waiting for an answer on this one...

"Well I am the Prime Minister. I could have him murdered"

[BmanVet]

Isn't that Boiler Room?

Still waiting for an answer on this one...

"Well I am the Prime Minister. I could have him murdered"

holy crap I was at work and it hit me like a freakin ton of bricks!!!


Love, Actually

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Next One:

If hate were people, I'd be China!

[Claymore]

If hate were people, I'd be China!

City Slickers





No one has answered:

"We'll get some of those."

Hint: The next line is,,,


"You always do, Mike."

[nortman]

holy crap I was at work and it hit me like a freakin ton of bricks!!!


Love, Actually

----------------------

Next One:

If hate were people, I'd be China!

City Slickers. Good one.

[Claymore]

City Slickers





No one has answered:

"We'll get some of those."

Hint: The next line is,,,


"You always do, Mike."


Last hint:

"Besides that... It SINGS!"

[BmanVet]

City Slickers





No one has answered:

"We'll get some of those."

Hint: The next line is,,,


"You always do, Mike."


i have no idea

[mboncher]

:::stares at screen stupidly:::

Boy, I've gone dumb the last few days.

[mboncher]

Go here to get:
http://www.wings.to/rarevid/fp.htm?gclid=CPOp8tW2y5QCFQQiIgodGl7ekg
That's the one!! Now how do I get a copy??? I clicked the link and it sent me to the Movie Lead request page. Or is that the service I have to go to purchase it?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Claymore...you have done quite well. So well you've sent me to Google so we can move this bad boy along

"Green Berets"

"Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?"

[Claymore]

Claymore...you have done quite well. So well you've sent me to Google so we can move this bad boy along

"Green Berets"

"Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?"


Thank You, Sir!

[Claymore]

My wife watched it on DVD. Admittedly Mila Kunis in a bikini is cute.

Forgeting Sarah Marshall.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

My wife watched it on DVD. Admittedly Mila Kunis in a bikini is cute.

Forgeting Sarah Marshall.

Caught it twice in the theater. Loved the Dracula musical.

[Claymore]

'Dracula's Lament' with puppets. :))


"All things said, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

[mboncher]

'Dracula's Lament' with puppets. :))


"All things said, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
I think that's Die Hard.

[mboncher]

I'm assuming since everyone is waiting that I got that right. So here's the next one.

"What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"

The quote I really wanted to use, I couldn't find or get right, so I settled for another one of my faves.

[bayoubill]

I'm assuming since everyone is waiting that I got that right. So here's the next one.

"What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"

The quote I really wanted to use, I couldn't find or get right, so I settled for another one of my faves.


Ooo... I remember that one...

great line from Samuel L. Jackson, delivered to Geena Davis in "Long Kiss Goodnight".

[mboncher]

Yeah, the other line I wanted to use was "Hey Earl, do me a favor, every few words have bubbles come out of your mouth and say >HIC<"

but I couldn't find it until after I posted. That would have been harder.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"The jig is up!"

"And GONE!"

[freemind]

"The jig is up!"

"And GONE!"

That still cracks me up. History of the World Part 1.

Here's an easy one...

"It's good to be the King!"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

That still cracks me up. History of the World Part 1.

Here's an easy one...

"It's good to be the King!"

Dude...how are you going to re-use the same movie?

Okay...
"I'm gonna slow down, and they're gonna fly right by"

"You're gonna do WHAT!!??"

[freemind]

Dude...how are you going to re-use the same movie?

Okay...
"I'm gonna slow down, and they're gonna fly right by"

"You're gonna do WHAT!!??"

:doh:

Damn, I was honestly thinking that was from a different Mel Brooks movie. Brain freeze.

[outfromunder]

Dude...how are you going to re-use the same movie?

Okay...
"I'm gonna slow down, and they're gonna fly right by"

"You're gonna do WHAT!!??"

Top Gun


"Slider? You stink."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

[freemind]

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

Say Anything?

(Creeping back into this thread after having the dubious honor of being the first person to get his own quote wrong.)


"I used to be smart, now I'm just stupid."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Say Anything?

(Creeping back into this thread after having the dubious honor of being the first person to get his own quote wrong.)


"I used to be smart, now I'm just stupid."

Magnolia...one of the few Tom Cruise acting performances I've liked (I don't count action movies as "acting")

"Yeah...she likes to do that with bread. She also does it with wine bottles"

[Liability]

This one ought to post in an INteresting fashion:

Stantz: Everything was fine, until ****less here cut off the power grid!
Mayor: Is that true?
Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no ****.

GhostBusters.



{In that vein, the Great One, Mark Levin refers to Dick Durbin as "little Dick Durbin."

I always thought we should just give that lowlife son of a bitch a valid middle name. Les.}

[mboncher]

You know, William Atherton hates that he gained a lot of fame from Ghostbusters just for that line. Apparently once he had an entire bus of fans spot him on the street in new york and scream "hey dickless" at him. So if you ever meet him, talk about Real Genius, Die Hard... or one of the many other films he's been in. Just not that one. On the other hand, he did return for the new Ghostbusters videogame due out this year, which is, according to Akroyd "Ghostbusters 3" since they're all too old to do the sequel they wanted. Think of it as a group participation version of a movie... that is 10 hours long or so. And yes, they got all the original cast to lend their voices for the game. Should be awesome.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"525,600 minutes. 525,600 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes. How do you measure, measure a year?"

[Young_American]

Rent

"I am insane. And you are my insanity."

[nortman]

"I am resolved that one useless man is a disgrace. Two useless men a law firm. And three, or more, useless men are a congress. And by God, I have had my fill of this congress."

[angelicmadrigal]

Mad Martigan: "I don't love her! She kicked me in the face"

from Willow

[Young_American]

Rent

"I am insane. And you are my insanity."

Still waiting.

[ohknow35]

The French haven't the nature for war. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness, with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Young American's- "12 Monkeys"

nortman's- "1776"

ohknow had me stumped, so I googled. I'll wait a while...if no one else knows it I'll answer to move it along.

[Ardathair]

The French haven't the nature for war. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness, with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

Last of the Mohicans. (The rendition with Daniel Day Lewis.)




Dr. Funkenstein, I think it's your turn for a quote.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Last of the Mohicans. (The rendition with Daniel Day Lewis.)

Dr. Funkenstein, I think it's your turn for a quote.

I really should leave it to you since you got the last one, but I'll throw down...

"I can see! (thump)...oh...no I can't"

[ohknow35]

I really should leave it to you since you got the last one, but I'll throw down...

"I can see! (thump)...oh...no I can't"

Hans Moleman from "The Simpsons"??

[ohknow35]

Try this one:

"The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.

[mboncher]

Try this one:

"The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.
The original "Bad News Bears"?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Try this one:

"The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.

For Love of the Game

"I can see! (thump)...oh...no I can't" (and The Simpsons Movie is incorrect)

[mboncher]

"Robin Hood: Men in Tights" Took me a bit to remember Blinken.

[mboncher]

"Well if it isn't Ethel Barrymore!"

[Dreamy]

"Well if it isn't Ethel Barrymore!"

"Singing in the Rain".



~I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up~

[mboncher]

Dang Dreamy, I was sure that quote would have fooled you guys a little longer than what...? crap... 10 hours? LOL I'm having TOT on your quote too...

[dittoheadAZ]

There's Something About Mary.

(It's one of the few movies I've seen in the past decade in theatres.) :D

My turn (following up on an earlier promise):

"Jonathan... Jonathan... Jonathan... JONATHAN!" (quick cut to Bach's Toccata & Fugue in d-minor)

[mboncher]

Dang it! I knew I knew it!

[Young_American]

There's Something About Mary.

(It's one of the few movies I've seen in the past decade in theatres.) :D

My turn (following up on an earlier promise):

"Jonathan... Jonathan... Jonathan... JONATHAN!" (quick cut to Bach's Toccata & Fugue in d-minor)

Mr. Holland's Opus?

[CID_0687]

yep

[iamredbeard]

Don't know if this as been covered or not, but my favorite movie line is "The cathedral that is Yankee Stadium belongs to a Chapel". :razz:

[ohknow35]

Don't know if this as been covered or not, but my favorite movie line is "The cathedral that is Yankee Stadium belongs to a Chapel". :razz:

For Love of the Game

[SisterMary]

Oooh, I actually know this one! American Graffiti, right?


"Weeping Jesus on the Cross!"

[SisterMary]

[quote=SisterMary;59034071]Oooh, I actually know this one! American Graffiti, right?


Weeping Jesus on the Cross! Yes, you are right! Spoken by Candy Clark. But I don't know yours.

I can't remember who the actress was, but it was from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

[ohknow35]

Let's get this one started again:

A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

[Ardathair]

Let's get this one started again:

The Dark Knight (Best of the Batman movies IMO)

"Call De Ambrosia and ask him if coffee is psychic."

[ohknow35]

The Dark Knight (Best of the Batman movies IMO)

"Call De Ambrosia and ask him if coffee is psychic."

I give up. What is it??

[Ardathair]

Sudden Impact

After he stops an armed robbery he was tipped off to by too much sugar in his coffee.

[ohknow35]

"Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. "