Current Event Haiku's

[myboyzdad]

Write haiku's about current events here.

Ode' to Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan's island)...busted this week for marijuana possession.

A three hour tour
Stranded on a desert isle
Pass the Doritos

[AmericanMuscle]

Write haiku's about current events here.

Ode' to Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan's island)...busted this week for marijuana possession.

A three hour tour
Stranded on a desert isle
Pass the Doritos


She would not come out
He brought her food and water
Ass and bowl were one

[myboyzdad]

5-7-5....very nice :clap: :))

[AmericanMuscle]

5-7-5....very nice :clap: :))


:)

[Lego-Man]

Seven strangers stuck
for several years
why were there no kids?

OK, I know it isn't current events, but it fits in the Gilligan's Island theme started.

[Clamp]

ornery pastor
racist remarks will bite you
barack obama

[Clamp]

not the nominee
puerto rico will decide
superdelegates?

[Clamp]

candidate's color
geraldine ferraro knows
minorities win

[Clamp]

mccain vp choice
mitt romney or huckabee
former or latter

[Clamp]

barrel of oil
one hundred ten dollars per
time for hydrogen

[Clamp]

elliot spitzer
should have practiced what he preached
forty three hundred

[Clamp]

elections today
iranian parliament
no opposition

[Clamp]

space station hijinks
canadian built robot
new japanese room

[Clamp]

big mortgage crisis
bite off more then you can chew
foreclosure knocking

[Clamp]

need to get a life
friday night writing haikus
now its beer thirty

[george kaplan]

It's nine eleven.
The weather is beautiful.
Reverend Wright applauds.

[george kaplan]

Save me a beer, Clamp.
Our country's under attack
And liberals don't care.

[Arya]

Is there a rule,
About how to write haiku,
That we can follow?

[Lego-Man]

Is there a rule,
About how to write haiku,
That we can follow?

First, five syllables
next, five syllables plus two
then another five

The first pair of lines
make a complete thought alone
then, poetic thought

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[Clamp]

bear stearns gets bailed out
not my mistakes, my dollars
who pays when i can't

[Clamp]

atlanta windstorm
child with head unjuries
damaged skyscrapers

[Clamp]

star wars the clone wars
in theaters eight fifteen
its animated

[Clamp]

flying saucer house
chattanooga tennessee
for sale on ebay

[Clamp]

honeybees dying
crops without pollination
food shortages soon

[Clamp]

hundred dollar fee
for motor boats using lake
just another tax

[myboyzdad]

With high gas prices
Expendable income less
What's a man to do?

[curtis123]

Expensive hooker.
Dodge the thrown frying pan.
Alas, resign.

[george kaplan]

The only thing worse
Than the haikus I see here
Are the ones to come.

[myboyzdad]

The only thing worse
Than the haikus I see here
Are the ones to come.

5-7-5
well done. :clap: ;)

[Clamp]

The only thing worse
Than the haikus I see here
Are the ones to come.


They are pretty bad aren't they? My Haiku Fu just isn't up to snuff... :)

[JimGP20]

Obama got the most votes
Who drove dead folks to the polls
I hope you're still coffin

[Clamp]

7-7-6?

What kind of Haiku is that man? :)

[Clamp]

big mortgage crisis
bite off more then you can chew
foreclosure knocking

Hmmmm....my Haiku Fu was very strong 1 year ago. :)

[JimGP20]

7-7-6?

What kind of Haiku is that man? :)

Another critic
Not all of us are perfect
I'm glad you are though

[Traveller]

Obama uses many visual aids
He can't speak without the tele prompter
Milli Vanilli all over again.

[sgdp]

Bernie Madoff Pleads
Please Don't Hurt My Family
Is This Man for Real?

[sgdp]

Stocks Did Well Today
Wonder How Long It Will Last
My Hands Are Itchy


K. Good night.

[Claymore]

dollar worth less daily
bailout money peed away
foreclosed loans are ours

[Dr. Funkenstein]

D.R. dropped by Dutch
but "We're a way better team"
Ha! No way, Jose!

[Talk2Bill]

Promises broken
obama the liar signs
economy dies

[Talk2Bill]

pork pork pork pork pork
pork pork pork pork pork Pork pork
eight thousand times pork

[Traveller]

Hundred dollar beef
Late night White House Conga line
Spoiled Chicago Punk

[Traveller]

pork pork pork pork pork
pork pork pork pork pork Pork pork
eight thousand times pork

:)) best one yet

[Talk2Bill]

:)) best one yet

thanks! I did a star wars one once that was :



gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk

if you do not get it you're not a star wars fan!

[Talk2Bill]

Iggy lost access
his wife is about to pop
sleep now while you can

[JimGP20]

Members in Nahlins
All had a great time I hear
Booze assisted though :cool:

[Talk2Bill]

oh we need to make Pi-kus on Saturday!

I love Pi
a
cool number man

[Talk2Bill]

of course there are A LOT more lines than 3....

[JimGP20]

Tiger Woods is back
His next title is pending
Sooner than you think

[CID_0687]

Slice of pizza
Bowels are churning
Get a towel

[JimGP20]

Five syllables here
Then another seven here
Then five again here

[CID_0687]

Haikus have strange rules
Mostly they make no sense yep
It's time for a beer

[JimGP20]

I was confused too
I thought it was words that count
It's syllables though

[JimGP20]

If Clamp is around
I will out haiku him here
The challenge is set

[Traveller]

He Mister Sham Wow
Haiku King, Absorbant too
Takes on all comers

[CID_0687]

Gun is on your back
And your legs are looking bowed
Must be a doctor

[Traveller]

Sword in other hand
Easier to do the job
A Proctologist

[CID_0687]

Gun to the rectum
Hell it damn near killed 'em yep
Cosmo the Ass Man

[Traveller]

Much talk about butt
CID has an ass fixation
Preparation H ?

[CID_0687]

Asses are useful
And can be nice to admire
Not Rosie O'Donnel

[Traveller]

ROSIES! just blew chunks
Large butt nasty ogre beast
Makes Baldwin look sane

[Talk2Bill]

my wife's friend is here
so no fun for me tonight
maybe internet

[Traveller]

Sorry to hear Bill
Hen party house from hell huh?
escape to forum

[Talk2Bill]

not so much a friend
not her sister but her aunt
that shows up each month

[Traveller]

Fingernails blackboard
The sound of it is so grim
You are living it

[CID_0687]

Mr. T is dirty
Hamenahamenaha
Eddie Murphy said

[Traveller]

Hey chum, what's up doc?
It's wabbit season bang bang
Elmers wabbit stew

[JimGP20]

Recession is here
Depression is eminent
Thank you Obama

[Talk2Bill]

sham wow holy cow
boy those Germans make good stuff
buy now get four free

[JimGP20]

Vince has a new thing
Sell by being obnoxious
It must be working