Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[JDGreen]

Going well......can't complain whatsoever. Well, I'm sure I could if I wanted to...but I'm actually quite happy. Job is great, got most things unpacked. Still have more to go but I'll get there soon enough.

How's things in Central WA?

Just dandy.. Getting ready for the Rodeo next week... I have the whole week off... I can't wait!

[goodlife]

rodeo...sounds fun!

[Fire Watch]

Yee haw?

[tislaw]

Just dandy.. Getting ready for the Rodeo next week... I have the whole week off... I can't wait!

Cool beans......sounds like fun. :)

My own week'll be uneventful and full of work.

[tislaw]

Yee haw?

HeeHaw?

[goodlife]

Ho Hum?

[Fire Watch]

HeeHaw?
Yeah, sounds like a damn circus really.

[JDGreen]

rodeo...sounds fun!

It's a lot of fun... It's a lot of work too, but it usually turns into a week-long drunk...

[jet]

It's a lot of fun... It's a lot of work too, but it usually turns into a week-long drunk...

Man..I am so freakin' lame. Mr. Jet's sister lives in WA....so next visit, I'll look you, SBC, and T up....and head on out to a rodeo. How cool would that be that my first rodeo would be one put on by Mr. JD himself :D

[jet]

Oh....I'm gravitating towards having it removed but the doctor wants me to document for a while and keep my eye on it. I'm quite paranoid about the whole thing but the doc says I shouldn't project trouble when there is none.

Sorry about your tv running static....that's a bummer Tell your mom to use it for target practice....lol

Be careful, Gl...moles have a way of getting bigger quickly...and sometimes, in rare instances, can replicate/spread. You don't want a bunch of holes on your body :think:

[Fire Watch]

Be careful, Gl...moles have a way of getting bigger quickly...and sometimes, in rare instances, can replicate/spread. You don't want a bunch of holes on your body :think:
Nah, left on their own, these type of moles wither and die..like the self defeating cancers they are. But a quick surgical strike can be entertaining for the surgeon. Paging Dr. Rick?

[JDGreen]

Man..I am so freakin' lame. Mr. Jet's sister lives in WA....so next visit, I'll look you, SBC, and T up....and head on out to a rodeo. How cool would that be that my first rodeo would be one put on by Mr. JD himself :D

That would be awesome! Let me know when you're out this way!!

[melinda]

GL....listen to your Dermotologist. I have had lots of moles removed....so far, none have turned out to be cancer. They've all been irregular, but no cancer. I've even had them removed off my scalp.

[jet]

GL....listen to your Dermotologist. I have had lots of moles removed....so far, none have turned out to be cancer. They've all been irregular, but no cancer. I've even had them removed off my scalp.

:hug: That sound somewhat painful......

[jet]

That would be awesome! Let me know when you're out this way!!

Of course!!! :D It's always fun meeting hannity peeps!!!

[jet]

Nah, left on their own, these type of moles wither and die..like the self defeating cancers they are. But a quick surgical strike can be entertaining for the surgeon. Paging Dr. Rick?

So ya wanna play doctor?


































:))

[Fire Watch]

Well, really I just want a few minutes alone with a scalpel and a particular cancer.

[jet]

You named it cancer? :eek:
And why a scalpel? Wouldn't that hurt? Ohhhhhh, masochism. Got it. :cool:

[melinda]

Of course!!! :D It's always fun meeting hannity peeps!!!

I've never met any.......

[jet]

I've never met any.......

Which is really strange given how many live in Texas!!!!

[melinda]

Which is really strange given how many live in Texas!!!!

Tex is scared of me. :))

[JDGreen]

I've never met any.......

I haven't either... Chatted with quite a few, even spoke on the phone to one or two... Never anything face to face...

[melinda]

I haven't either... Chatted with quite a few, even spoke on the phone to one or two... Never anything face to face...

Same here.......

[tislaw]

Man..I am so freakin' lame. Mr. Jet's sister lives in WA....so next visit, I'll look you, SBC, and T up....and head on out to a rodeo. How cool would that be that my first rodeo would be one put on by Mr. JD himself :D

That would be great.....I'd love to get to meet you.

[goodlife]

*yawn*
good morning!

[gdoane]

*yawn*
good morning!

Good morning Sugah, hope you have your coffee and don't have to borrow any sweets to spice your cup. I wasn't being mean calling you blonde before, I like that blondes have more fun. Means they pay more fines and lower my taxes and that's always good.

Oops. Did I say that? I'm being a brat. Sorry. Hugs and kisses baby. Who loves ya?

[goodlife]

hehehehe...I'll take care of you later, weenie!
Actually I don't have any coffee yet...looks like I'm going to have to go and make a pot myself. I do have sugar though...lots of it and half and half too.

[gdoane]

hehehehe...I'll take care of you later, weenie!

Oooh, sounds like an offer I cannot refuse!


Actually I don't have any coffee yet...looks like I'm going to have to go and make a pot myself.

If I were there, that would not be a problem. I do like my lady friends awake and alert for all that might happen. I would definitely be on the brewery of the liquid delights.

I do have sugar though...lots of it and half and half too.

Planning in advance is commendable. It's always better when you anticipate a bit.

[soupdragon]

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

[goodlife]

Oooh, sounds like an offer I cannot refuse!



If I were there, that would not be a problem. I do like my lady friends awake and alert for all that might happen. I would definitely be on the brewery of the liquid delights.



Planning in advance is commendable. It's always better when you anticipate a bit.


lol
Yes, it was rather nice waking up to hot coffee every morning that you were here.

[gdoane]

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Oh, I totally disagree. Old women chatting up a storm has been going on for eons hasn't it? It's totally not unusual to see an old lady gossip. That's like the natural state of their being.

Cell phones have been like a savior. Back in the day when I was a kid, the common wisdom was if you have a teenaged daughter and you put a telephone extension in her room, you would NEVER be able to use your home phone again. She'd be all over that 24/7 yakking away with the boyfriend, with the BFF, just anybody anytime jabber jabber jabber.

Now you don't give the kid an extension, you give her a cell phone and hope the batteries don't last long enough for the rugrat to smoke through the airtime and rack up extra charges.

There's really not that much difference between an old girl and a young girl except for maybe the effects of gravity so if you give an old girl a cell phone, you're solving the same problems as you are giving a teenager a cell phone. If you don't do it, you'll never have an open telephone line to use.

[soupdragon]

Gene your bonkers :))

[goodlife]

My parents got me my own phone line when I turned 12. LOL

[melinda]

I got my own phone line when I got married and moved out.........

[Fire Watch]

ugh

[melinda]

ugh

[Fire Watch]

yeah..lol

[goodlife]

what are you ughing about so early in the am?

[soupdragon]

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".

[Fire Watch]

what are you ughing about so early in the am?
Something that was said in another sub forum

[ThrowCop]

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
:lol:

[Yankee in NC]

Something that was said in another sub forum

better than being demanded in a Dom forum.

er...

[goodlife]

better than being demanded in a Dom forum.

er...


Hmmm....:think:

[Fire Watch]

better than being demanded in a Dom forum.

er...
***?

[Yankee in NC]

Uh oh... gl is thinking again

[Yankee in NC]

***?

just typical me, Rick. Ignore as usual. :mrgreen:

[soupdragon]

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

[gdoane]

I got my own phone line when I got married and moved out.........

Really? In that order?

[Fire Watch]

Thats ususally how it happens

[soupdragon]

Thats ususally how it happens

Come again Rick?????????

[Fire Watch]

The price is wrong dumbass

http://break.com/index/the-price-is-wrong.html


lmao

[melinda]

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".

:)) :)) :))



I'm very flexible.......I could've been there on Tuesdays.

[melinda]

Come again Rick?????????

that's what she said. :cool:

[Fire Watch]

Gene..that's one of your fellow Sailors..good grief.

[melinda]

The price is wrong dumbass

http://break.com/index/the-price-is-wrong.html


lmao

what a dumbass...how did he make it to the finals?? :))

[Yankee in NC]

Come again Rick?????????

was he too fast?

[soupdragon]

was he too fast?

Come again Yank :)

[goodlife]

I don't even wanna konw what's goign on in this thread!!

[Fire Watch]

me either

[melinda]

it's best that way....

[melinda]

mmm, plum

[Fire Watch]

plump?

[Panhead0422]

welcome to the club.

[soupdragon]

welcome to the club.

I'm not up the duff!

[melinda]

plump?

I hope not..........otherwise I'm doing all that running for nothing.

[soupdragon]

I hope not..........otherwise I'm doing all that running for nothing.

plump buttocks, I have a pair of them

[Fire Watch]

me too

[Panhead0422]

Lardy, Lardy, Lardy.......OOPPPSSSS.....I meant Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, what a thread.

[ThrowCop]

plump buttocks, I have a pair of themHow YOU doin', Suep? :drool:

[gwhughes]

Lump.

[Panhead0422]

Lunk.

[soupdragon]

How YOU doin', Suep? :drool:

I've even got a spare pair for special occassions :cool:

[ThrowCop]

I lost a post after that darn pixie deleted a really stupid thread in TTTM. I'm gonna have to work extra hard to make up for that setback. :)

[Panhead0422]

I lost a post after that darn pixie deleted a really stupid thread in TTTM. I'm gonna have to work extra hard to make up for that setback. :)


I already hear that whip cracking, now get back to work.

[jet]

I have a really great idea for TC's 10,000th post :think: ;)

[tha malcontent™]

Where the Hell is the Intriguing One?...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Who is the intriguing one?

[goodlife]

I lost a post after that darn pixie deleted a really stupid thread in TTTM. I'm gonna have to work extra hard to make up for that setback. :)


:hug:
I sowwwwy.

[ThrowCop]

I have a really great idea for TC's 10,000th post :think: ;):hand:

(if that's what you were thinking anyway) ;)

[Panhead0422]

:hug:
I sowwwwy.


Yeah, RIGHT!:lol::lol:

[goodlife]

Yeah, RIGHT!:lol::lol:

:twisted:

[ThrowCop]

:hug:
I sowwwwy.No worries. At least you commented on my comment in the deletion note. :))

[ThrowCop]

Who is the intriguing one?http://www.hannity.com/forum/member.php?u=48843

Our Resident Vamp :)

[Panhead0422]

:twisted:


Pixies are never right or wrong, just powerful.

[Panhead0422]

http://www.hannity.com/forum/member.php?u=48843

Our Resident Vamp :)


Thank you, that went right over my head.

[Yankee in NC]

I have a really great idea for TC's 10,000th post :think: ;)

That it be his last?

[Yankee in NC]

http://www.hannity.com/forum/member.php?u=48843

Our Resident Tramp :)

Wow, that's cold...

[Panhead0422]

Wow, that's cold...

Altering quotes is generally a cold thing to do. :lol::lol:




Sure is fun, though.

[jet]

:hand:

(if that's what you were thinking anyway) ;)


:snooty: :lol:

[ThrowCop]

That it be his last?Ouch. That stung a little.




:)

[Panhead0422]

Ouch. That stung a little.




:)

Sensitive?

I'm not.

[jet]

That it be his last?

OK...this is weird as here is what I was thinking: that it somehow be a proclamation of love for SKi but then it would be his last post...so that it's like the most important thing he ever said on here.....and it would be his final thing so everytime someone searched his posts, his profession of Love would be the first thing that showed up ( I almost said popped up but then we know where this would go!!!)

:mrgreen:

[jet]

Ouch. That stung a little.




:)

Read on brother, read on :cool:

[Fire Watch]

It'll be some strange photo he's altered.

[Panhead0422]

OK...this is weird as here is what I was thinking: that it somehow be a proclamation of love for SKi but then it would be his last post...so that it's like the most important thing he ever said on here.....and it would be his final thing so everytime someone searched his posts, his profession of Love would be the first thing that showed up ( I almost said popped up but then we know where this would go!!!)

:mrgreen::angel::confused::)):)) Where is it going?

[soupdragon]

It'll be some strange photo he's altered.

of his underkeks:eek:

[jet]

:angel::confused::)):)) Where is it going?

I don't wanna know :D

[ThrowCop]

It'll be some strange photo he's altered.* checking my archive of Rick pics now *

[Fire Watch]

Checking my ammo supply now.

[ThrowCop]

OK...this is weird as here is what I was thinking: that it somehow be a proclamation of love for SKi but then it would be his last post...so that it's like the most important thing he ever said on here.....and it would be his final thing so everytime someone searched his posts, his profession of Love would be the first thing that showed up ( I almost said popped up but then we know where this would go!!!)

:mrgreen:Good one, but TC don't do personal stuff on the board. I think we've seen recently where that gets ya! :eek:

[Panhead0422]

* checking my archive of Rick pics now *


Do we start worrying now or wait and see what appears?

[soupdragon]

Checking my ammo supply now.

I have such a rude mind today, even that comment got me s******ing :lol:

[jet]

Good one, but TC don't do personal stuff on the board. I think we've seen recently where that gets ya! :eek:


I know....that's why I had to say it :mrgreen: The pic thing was way too obvious!

[ThrowCop]

Checking my ammo supply now.Gotta brush up on my zig-zagging & bobbing & weaving defensive escape techniques. :)

[Panhead0422]

I Think That This Thread Is In Serious Jeopardy!!!!!

[soupdragon]

Good one, but TC don't do personal stuff on the board. I think we've seen recently where that gets ya! :eek:

Just post a pic of yer William, that would be a shocker :))

[jet]

I have such a rude mind today, even that comment got me s******ing :lol:

I hate the filter......I'm trying to figure out what you are thinking......

[Panhead0422]

I hate the filter......I'm trying to figure out what you are thinking......

You might have him pm you with that info.

[soupdragon]

I hate the filter......I'm trying to figure out what you are thinking......

It wasn't rude it rhymes with snicker ( laugh)

[ThrowCop]

Just post a pic of yer William, that would be a shocker :))If you've seen it as often as you have, Suep, it shouldn't be much of a shock. ;)

[soupdragon]

You might have him pm you with that info.


:eek:

[Yankee in NC]

of his underkeks:eek:

I almost spit Diet Pepsi with that one

[soupdragon]

If you've seen it as often as you have, Suep, it shouldn't be much of a shock. ;)

It's always good for a laugh though TC :))

[ThrowCop]

Do we start worrying now or wait and see what appears?I don't have any pics of you, so you're safe. :lol:

[Fire Watch]

strange days

[Yankee in NC]

seems rather normal around here, Rick. LOL

[ThrowCop]

It's always good for a laugh though TC :))It's the dance I make it do that's funny, right? :lol:

[melinda]

and stranger nights.

[Panhead0422]

I don't have any pics of you, so you're safe. :lol:


WWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

[Yankee in NC]

I don't have any pics of you, so you're safe. :lol:

and you can crop me out of those group pics, right?

[soupdragon]

It's the dance I make it do that's funny, right? :lol:

You have wonderfull dance moves TC, all of you is in perfect rhythm with the rest of you :lol:

[melinda]

so I went and laid out by the pool for an hour....did nothing, but I really kind of feel weird since coming back in............weird.

[soupdragon]

and you can crop me out of those group pics, right?

Pan thought I was a male, so imagine how he felt on reading this post about group pics :))

[Yankee in NC]

Pan thought I was a male, so imagine how he felt on reading this post about group pics :))

He thought you were a male that had a womanly garden? kinky...

[Panhead0422]

Pan thought I was a male, so imagine how he felt on reading this post about group pics :))

:confused:?

[soupdragon]

He thought you were a male that had a womanly garden? kinky...

He may have got a little confused :))

[ThrowCop]

so I went and laid out by the pool for an hour....did nothing, but I really kind of feel weird since coming back in............weird.Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion? (http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-heat-related-illness-treatment) <--- Click me

[Panhead0422]

He may have got a little confused :))

Nope, just EXTREMELY slow on the uptake most days.

[goodlife]

definitely strange.
I go away for ten minutes and you people have a whole page of nonsense posted! What's up with that?

[Fire Watch]

I dunno.

[ThrowCop]

and you can crop me out of those group pics, right?It's difficult to crop out someone who is ALWAYS in the middle, but for a price....

[Panhead0422]

definitely strange.
I go away for ten minutes and you people have a whole page of nonsense posted! What's up with that?


Did you REALLY expect us to make sense??????

[Yankee in NC]

It's difficult to crop out someone who is ALWAYS in the middle, but for a price....

Here I am... stuck in the middle with you...

[soupdragon]

definitely strange.
I go away for ten minutes and you people have a whole page of nonsense posted! What's up with that?

This is serious stuff here mrs :naughty: It's all er it's all, well er it's, it's educational :lol:

[goodlife]

Here I am... stuck in the middle with you...

I'll hang out there with you yank....:hug:

[ThrowCop]

I'll hang out there with you yank....:hug:Okay, but I am NOT cropping you out of the group pics. :lol:

[soupdragon]

I'll hang out there with you yank....:hug:

Be careful Leigh, he's a right old Tiger you know :lol:

[goodlife]

Be careful Leigh, he's a right old Tiger you know :lol:

yes, I know.... :twisted:

[Yankee in NC]

I'll hang out there with you yank....:hug:

Thanks... but I think you should read the other posts relating to this one first. LOL

[soupdragon]

I think I feel a poo coming on, must dash, back in a jiffy

[goodlife]

I think I feel a poo coming on, must dash, back in a jiffy

LMAO!!!

[ThrowCop]

I think I feel a poo coming on, must dash, back in a jiffy:))

DefCon II!

[Fire Watch]

eww

[melinda]

Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion? (http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-heat-related-illness-treatment) <--- Click me

thanks, TX....you are always the best. :hug:

[melinda]

I think I feel a poo coming on, must dash, back in a jiffy

tmi.

[Fire Watch]

stroke

[melinda]

nice.

[goodlife]

backspace backspace backspace..must be good...must be good.

[melinda]

sucks to be the mod....

[goodlife]

sucks to be the mod....

no joke! :(

[melinda]

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[soupdragon]

:))

DefCon II!

What's Defcon II?

[ThrowCop]

What's Defcon II?

The defense readiness condition (DEFCON and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are matched to the situations of military severity. Standard peacetime protocol is DEFCON 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. DEFCON 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and it has never been declared, except partially during the ) is a measure of the activation and readiness level of the United States Armed Forces. It describes progressive postures for use between the Joint Chiefs of StaffGulf War in 1991.


DEFCON 2 This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. It has been declared only once, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

[Fire Watch]

it's time once again

[soupdragon]

The defense readiness condition (DEFCON and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are matched to the situations of military severity. Standard peacetime protocol is DEFCON 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. DEFCON 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and it has never been declared, except partially during the ) is a measure of the activation and readiness level of the United States Armed Forces. It describes progressive postures for use between the Joint Chiefs of StaffGulf War in 1991.
DEFCON 2 This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. It has been declared only once, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

:think: YOU WHAT :))

[soupdragon]

it's time once again

Hammer time

[jet]

The defense readiness condition (DEFCON and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are matched to the situations of military severity. Standard peacetime protocol is DEFCON 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. DEFCON 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and it has never been declared, except partially during the ) is a measure of the activation and readiness level of the United States Armed Forces. It describes progressive postures for use between the Joint Chiefs of StaffGulf War in 1991.


DEFCON 2 This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. It has been declared only once, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

I learned about DEFCON in the most educational film in history....War Games. ;)

[soupdragon]

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

[ThrowCop]

I learned about DEFCON in the most educational film in history....War Games. ;)As a bit of a hacker & phone phreak during that time, I had several problems with the reality of it, but I still like the flick. :)

[jet]

As a bit of a hacker & phone phreak during that time, I had several problems with the reality of it, but I still like the flick. :)

TC...you were too young to be that serious when War Games came out!!! ;)

[jet]

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Because they don't know Bob's last name nor do they verify that Bob's real name is Bob....plus, no one is supposed to talk about what Bob says. You can get kicked out of a group for gossip.

[ThrowCop]

TC...you were too young to be that serious when War Games came out!!! ;)I was in high school :shifty:

[jet]

I was in high school :shifty:

Well, you were a bright kid so I guess you get a pass ;)

[ThrowCop]

Well, you were a bright kid so I guess you get a pass ;)I started out on a Timex Sinclair computer when I was 9!

Graduated to a TI99, Commodore 64, etc, etc.

I mostly broke into PBX phone systems. Nothing serious. :angel:

[jet]

I started out on a Timex Sinclair computer when I was 9!

Graduated to a TI99, Commodore 64, etc, etc.

I mostly broke into PBX phone systems. Nothing serious. :angel:

PBX phone systems? Now that brings back some temp job memories!!!

[goodlife]

why would you want to break into pbx phone systems you little delinquent you!

[Fire Watch]

heh

[jet]

What deviant things did we do as kids? I shoplifted, got caught by my MOM...she took me back to the store and had the security guy write me up. I was in 7th grade.

[ThrowCop]

why would you want to break into pbx phone systems you little delinquent you!I was really into games & you had to download them from BBS systems overseas. You could break into PBX systems & use their phones to fire up your 300 baud modem for the 6-10 hour downloads. :)

[gdoane]

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Because in a room full of alkies nobody is going to remember anything the next morning anyway.

[jet]

Hey...don't pick on AA :naughty:

But that was funny ;)

[Fire Watch]

*hic*

[jet]

Hick?

[melinda]

I bought that book yesterday.

[Fire Watch]

What did you delete Mel???

lol

[jet]

What book?

[melinda]

What did you delete Mel???

lol

did you see it before I deleted it? :))

[Fire Watch]

mmhm

[melinda]

What book?

"Hick" ...a novel by Andrea Portes

[melinda]

mmhm

lol...it's still in my driveway.

[jet]

mmhm..........

Mmmm hot mama? ;)

[jet]

"Hick" ...a novel by Andrea Portes

That was just too simple!!!

[Fire Watch]

yeah

[melinda]

I'm simple.

[jet]

yeah

Is this to simple or hot mama? I'm hoping the latter :D

[melinda]

so if I were wearing your underwear, what would you be wearing?

[snow96]

I mostly broke into PBX phone systems. Nothing serious. :angel:

Had some friends in High school who did that too. They thought it was all fun and games until some men showed up one day to have a little "chat" with one of my friends and his mom.

[goodlife]

Dear Lord it's miserable here today.
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and I'm sweating. UGH.

[Fire Watch]

so if I were wearing your underwear, what would you be wearing?
You.

[goodlife]

:eek:

[melinda]

You.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

hmmmmmmm?

[goodlife]

hello.

[Fire Watch]

hi

[jet]

Is it just me or does this thread become more adult oriented later in the day?

[Fire Watch]

could be

[goodlife]

good morning......

[goodlife]

The little doggy I was doggy sitting for last weekend got hit by a car yesterday. :((
He didn't die but he's in the hospital....they should find out today if he'll be OK or not. The little thing only weighs about 2 pounds.
I'm mad as hell about it too.

[gdoane]

The little doggy I was doggy sitting for last weekend got hit by a car yesterday. :((
He didn't die but he's in the hospital....they should find out today if he'll be OK or not. The little thing only weighs about 2 pounds.
I'm mad as hell about it too.

You have the worst luck with animals. Who have you got driving through your neighborhood, the Kennedy clan?

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[goodlife]

You have the worst luck with animals. Who have you got driving through your neighborhood, the Kennedy clan?

It wasn't MY bad luck....he was back across the street supposedly snug and safe in his own home!

[goodlife]

heheh

you hush!

[gdoane]

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0808cellphones0808.html

Tech toys a turnoff at school

Rachael Quattrini
The Arizona Republic
Aug. 8, 2007 12:00 AM
While young hands clamor forcellphones or iPods, schools say the tech toys cause classroom distractions and digital cheating.

Many Valley schools ban these devices from their campuses. Punishments for students caught breaking the rules range from detentions to having the devices confiscated.

Students at Mountain Pointe High School in Phoenix have been feeling disconnected since the first day of class Monday.




This year, the school has banned electronic devices such as MP3 players and cameras.

Students can still have cellphones on campus, but the devices must be shut off and out of sight during school hours, including lunch and between classes.

Anthony Kaehler, a senior, was skeptical that the ban would be effective.

"It's not going to work," Kaehler said. "Students will still figure out a way to bring them and use them at school."

School officials say the ban is to keep students focused on academics and to cut down on cheating.

I didn't have any such toys in school and the few things we did have weren't allowed. Transistor radios in the classroom?? NOT!! We weren't even allowed to use calculators until after we'd advanced to Trigonometry. If you were in Geometry or lower, NIX on the calculators. You do that math longhand.

The only gadget that students were really allowed to have were wristwatches but pity be unto the fool who has an alarm go off in the class. The teacher will suggest you set your next alarm for DETENTION.

What's the deal with the SCHOOL having to fight cheaters in class? That's the parents job! If my Dad caught wind of me cheating in school there wouldn't be enough left of me for the teacher to have to worry about anymore. I'd probably STILL be grounded and I'm 43 years old if my Dad caught wind of me cheating in no school!

Heck, when I was in the US Navy that was one of the questions they ask you on the Polygraph for the Top Secret Clearance is did you cheat in School. I'm like HELL NO, my instincts for self-preservation are better than that! My Dad won't put up with cheating one bit and he taught me likewise.

Those polygraph guys hate it when you do that rant thing like going HELL NO because it makes their machine go nuts. I did the same thing when they asked me if I had sex with animals. I'm like WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???!!??? And then the machine goes all scribbly and makes funny noises and the polygraph guy is like "Could you please just calmly answer yes or no one time?" and I'm like "These are not calm questions y'all are asking me if I'm a cheater and a puppy molestor pal."

I passed but I think I burned out a couple of their gadgets.

These kids today ain't being raised right if they can't even carry a cell phone in their pockets without using them to cheat. That shouldn't even enter the mind of a kid with proper upbringing.

[Panhead0422]

Two Pounds, what type of "doggie" was it?


One of those "hot tamale" doggies?

[goodlife]

Two Pounds, what type of "doggie" was it?


One of those "hot tamale" doggies?

It's a little toy poodle.

[Panhead0422]

It's a little toy poodle.


Puddles are actually dogs?????:)):))

[goodlife]

Gene...methinks you don't understand human nature very well. lol

[goodlife]

Puddles are actually dogs?????:)):))

I normally do not like poodles..but this little doggy is very cute and frisky and cuddly. I sure hope he's ok....:(

[melinda]

The little doggy I was doggy sitting for last weekend got hit by a car yesterday. :((
He didn't die but he's in the hospital....they should find out today if he'll be OK or not. The little thing only weighs about 2 pounds.
I'm mad as hell about it too.

ah, crap. :((

[gdoane]

Gene...methinks you don't understand human nature very well. lol

Look, it's already a given that men do not understand women. The only men who claim to understand women write books explaining women and sell a million copies and there's still no understanding women.

So, I can write off ever understanding women. I can understand computers, I can understand $60 Million 911 dispatch comm systems no problem but women are a mystery.

So I already can't understand women at all and that leaves kids and men. I'm not a parent, I wouldn't even attempt the task. I went and got myself spayed and neutered so that wouldn't be a job I'd ever have to do because I didn't much get kids even when I WAS a kid.

20.6% of the American population is under the age of 15 and I don't understand them.

52% of the American population is female and I don't understand them.

So, I'm already out of understanding human nature by 72.6% and I don't think I'm going to bust my chops working at the remaining 27.4% either.

[JDGreen]

You have the worst luck with animals. Who have you got driving through your neighborhood, the Kennedy clan?

Sorry about the dog, Leigh, but that's funny as hell!!

[soupdragon]

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. :think:

[goodlife]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/foottap-2.gif

[melinda]

Look, it's already a given that men do not understand women. The only men who claim to understand women write books explaining women and sell a million copies and there's still no understanding women.

So, I can write off ever understanding women. I can understand computers, I can understand $60 Million 911 dispatch comm systems no problem but women are a mystery.

So I already can't understand women at all and that leaves kids and men. I'm not a parent, I wouldn't even attempt the task. I went and got myself spayed and neutered so that wouldn't be a job I'd ever have to do because I didn't much get kids even when I WAS a kid.

20.6% of the American population is under the age of 15 and I don't understand them.

52% of the American population is female and I don't understand them.

So, I'm already out of understanding human nature by 72.6% and I don't think I'm going to bust my chops working at the remaining 27.4% either.
I don't understand women either..........and I am one. ;)

[goodlife]

I only understand me about half the time.

[melinda]

I only understand me about half the time.

that often? you're lucky. ;)

[Fire Watch]

thats more than most

[melinda]

more than I understand myself.

[melinda]

OK...so I'm thinkin' of changing my avi....

which ***** do y'all prefer??
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/38551951041.jpg

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/images1.jpg

[soupdragon]

OK...so I'm thinkin' of changing my avi....

which ***** do y'all prefer??
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/38551951041.jpg

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/images1.jpg

No cats Mel :naughty:

[goodlife]

why do you want to put up a kitty cat?

[melinda]

why do you want to put up a kitty cat?

something different.........

[melinda]

No cats Mel :naughty:

I won't let it poo in your garden.........;)

[soupdragon]

something different.........

No blooming moggies Mel :naughty:

[JDGreen]

OK...so I'm thinkin' of changing my avi....

which ***** do y'all prefer??
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/38551951041.jpg

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/images1.jpg

Let's see..... Cats or the cute backside of a jogging woman.... Hmm..:think:
After careful consideration, I'm going with the latter....:lol:

[Panhead0422]

I normally do not like poodles..but this little doggy is very cute and frisky and cuddly. I sure hope he's ok....:(

All kidding aside, me too.

[melinda]

Let's see..... Cats or the cute backside of a jogging woman.... Hmm..:think:
After careful consideration, I'm going with the latter....:lol:

OK...I'm not gonna say it. :angel:




and to the guy who sent me the pics of the shaved *****.......um, I don't think so. :))

[soupdragon]

OK...I'm not gonna say it. :angel:




and to the guy who sent me the pics of the shaved *****.......um, I don't think so. :))
YOU WHAT :eek:

[Yankee in NC]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/shaved.jpg

[soupdragon]

:))

[gdoane]

I only understand me about half the time.

Did you need lessons to achieve that success rate?

[melinda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/shaved.jpg

thanks Yank...but I just don't think so........:))

[Gaby77]

o lord
NOT ENOUGH COFFEE!!! :wall: :wall: :wall:

[Panhead0422]

I only understand me about half the time.

That is what makes pulling the leg of a pixie so fun and challenging.


Come to think of it, it makes it more than a little hazardous, too.



:doh::whistle::)):))

[ThrowCop]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/shaved.jpgThat's truly disturbing

[Yankee in NC]

that cat looks unhappy for some reason

[melinda]

o lord
NOT ENOUGH COFFEE!!! :wall: :wall: :wall:

how you feeling today? :hug:

[soupdragon]

That's truly disturbing

For you? Nah think not TC

[melinda]

that cat looks unhappy for some reason

his owners must hate him..............

[Gaby77]

how you feeling today? :hug:

Same.

[soupdragon]

that cat looks unhappy for some reason

It's a cat nuff said needs it's head shaving too

[Yankee in NC]

at least it's still got a little hair left

[soupdragon]

at least it's still got a little hair left

pity its still got a head

[Panhead0422]

OK...so I'm thinkin' of changing my avi....

which ***** do y'all prefer??
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/38551951041.jpg

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/images1.jpg


YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Where did you find the new targets?????

[JDGreen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/shaved.jpg

File that under: "That's not what I meant when I asked you to... Uhh.."

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/shaved_misty.jpg

[Panhead0422]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/shaved.jpg



SPEECHLESS!!!!:doh::)):)):)):)):))

[Fire Watch]

I liked shaved *******.

[melinda]

Same.

awe, hope you feel better soon. :hug:

[soupdragon]

I liked shaved *******.

bit breezy in the winter