Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Stuball]

I sooooooooooooo didn't mean it that way!
Rick can make anything sound dirty

[goodlife]

good thing I'm not paying any attention to Rick today!

[Fire Watch]

I sooooooooooooo didn't mean it that way!
Like I said, I dont buy your innocent act..I know you too well chick.

[pryncessbrooke]

Like I said, I dont buy your innocent act..I know you too well chick.

Look dude I'm very innocent! No matter what you think!

[Stuball]

Look dude I'm very innocent! No matter what you think!
We know you are Brooke

[goodlife]

:think:

[pryncessbrooke]

We know you are Brooke

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not.

[Stuball]

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not.
Not ..........................:) But you are free to prove me wrong

[pryncessbrooke]

Not ..........................:) But you are free to prove me wrong

NO I'm good! I promise!

[Fire Watch]

Look dude I'm very innocent! No matter what you think!
What I think, or what I have pictures of?

[Fire Watch]

NO I'm good! I promise!
I'd say so.:)

[goodlife]

oh good keep it up Rick....you're making it very easy now to maintain my PURE THOUGHTS DAY.
good boy.

[pryncessbrooke]

What I think, or what I have pictures of?

Damn stalker!

[goodlife]

keep on keeping him entertained Brooke....you're doing me a huge favor!!

[Fire Watch]

oh god keep it up Rick....
good boy.
I like my version better;)

[melinda]

What I think, or what I have pictures of?

never let them have pictures.........:eek:

[goodlife]

Brooke...you should know better...this IS Rick we're talking about.
NO pictures....sheeesh.

[Fire Watch]

What about the videos?

[goodlife]

she should know better than that too!
I'm going to have to have a little talk with her...

[Fire Watch]

I like my version better;)
...

[melinda]

What about the videos?

well videos are fun....I mean...no, no videos.....

[goodlife]

...


I'm not paying attention to that.....I'm proving that I can go a whole day with no impure thoughts.

[melinda]

go, GL, go...you can do it!!!!

[goodlife]

almost there!!
I can do it....I'm strong....*makes muscle*

[melinda]

almost there!!
I can do it....I'm strong....*makes muscle*

:)) see? now even that was dirty in my mind. go you!!!!

[pryncessbrooke]

never let them have pictures.........:eek:

I would never let Rick have any pictures of me! That's asking for trouble!

[goodlife]

3 posts to 17k!

[goodlife]

I would never let Rick have any pictures of me! That's asking for trouble!

yeah..well what if he took them secretly? :eek:

[goodlife]

17,000 posts!!!!

[thr3]

time for some food

[pryncessbrooke]

yeah..well what if he took them secretly? :eek:

Stalkers do that!

[Fire Watch]

almost there!!
Thats what she said

[Fire Watch]

yeah..well what if he took them secretly? :eek:
please..the camera was balanced on top of her head.

[melinda]

I would never let Rick have any pictures of me! That's asking for trouble!

yeah, tell me about it. the ones I gave him of me just keep coming back to haunt me...........:cool:

[melinda]

Thats what she said

that's my line............:))

[pryncessbrooke]

please..the camera was balanced on top of her head.

:eh:

[goodlife]

Stalkers do that!

so don't let him so close!

[Fire Watch]

so don't let him so close!
how else can she play with my Wii?:eh:

[pryncessbrooke]

so don't let him so close!

He does a good job of hiding. Guess the whole Marine thing came in handy!

[goodlife]

*fingers in ears*
PURE THOUGHTS DAY

[goodlife]

He does a good job of hiding. Guess the whole Marine thing came in handy!

does he now?? :think:



:eek:




:))

[Fire Watch]

He does a good job of hiding. The salami? Yeah, I think so.

Guess the whole Marine thing came in handy!
It always does...and THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[Stuball]

how else can she play with my Wii?:eh:
Just play with it yourself

[pryncessbrooke]

The salami? Yeah, I think so.


It always does...and THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

I'm through talking to you!

[goodlife]

uh oh..she's done talking....what will she do now?

[melinda]

Just play with it yourself

that's what she said....:cool:

[melinda]

I got an ant farm...those fellows didn't grow ****.

[Stuball]

uh oh..she's done talking....what will she do now?
talk to me.Im much nicer

[pryncessbrooke]

uh oh..she's done talking....what will she do now?

I'm going away .... lol

I am so unloved :(( :((
lol

[goodlife]

I think the problem is you are TOO loved....at least by someone...:whistle:

edited to say...ok loved is probably not the right word....LOL
I won't tell Frank though cause we wouldn't want him to want to beat up Rick.
That would be very messy.

[Stuball]

I'm going away .... lol

I am so unloved :(( :((
lol
We love ya Brooke. Rick does too.He just has a hard time showing it

[Stuball]

I think the problem is you are TOO loved....at least by someone...:whistle:

edited to say...ok loved is probably not the right word....LOL
I won't tell Frank though cause we wouldn't want him to want to beat up Rick.
That would be very messy.
Theres a fine line between love and a restraining order

[Fire Watch]

I'm through talking to you!
I like it when you hush and just get down to business.

[goodlife]

Hi Stubear!!

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[goodlife]

20 minutes.

[Stuball]

Hi Leigh Hi Brooke
Hi Rick

[Fire Watch]

20 minutes.
thats barely enough time to get started.

[melinda]

Hi Leigh Hi Brooke
Hi Rick

:((

[Fire Watch]

Hi Melinda

[pryncessbrooke]

I think the problem is you are TOO loved....at least by someone...:whistle:

edited to say...ok loved is probably not the right word....LOL
I won't tell Frank though cause we wouldn't want him to want to beat up Rick.
That would be very messy.

Yeah I don't want his pervert love!!!

[Stuball]

:((
Hi Mel

[pryncessbrooke]

Hi Leigh Hi Brooke
Hi Rick

Hey Stuie!

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I don't want his pervert love!!!:rolleyes:

[goodlife]

thats barely enough time to get started.


to get started umm....cutting the grass?
PURE THOUGHTS!!

[melinda]

Hi Melinda

Hey handsome. ;)

[melinda]

Hi Mel

it's just not the same when I have to beg. :((












:)) Hey, stu!!

[goodlife]

Hi mel....:)

[melinda]

Hi mel....:)

Hey, GL...how are your pure thoughts going?

[Fire Watch]

to get started umm....cutting the grass?
PURE THOUGHTS!!
I keep my "grass" trimmed...;)

[Fire Watch]

organism

[melinda]

I keep my "grass" trimmed...;)

OMG!!!!! :)) :)) :))

[goodlife]

*groan*

[Fire Watch]

*groan*
thats how I know you're liking it

[melinda]

thats how I know you're liking it

kinda what I was thinkin' too. ;)

[goodlife]

thats how I know you're liking it


:wall:

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

I still have my nin 64, super nin(didn’t keep the original nin though), I remember Atari my parents still have theirs at their place but it is in the closet they get it out every once in a while :( ~ I didn't keep any of my old sega systems or the dreamcast ~ I wish I kept my old sega and sega CD though, I didn’t get into the Saturn that much ~

I was lucky growing up I got almost every system as they came out(My parents would get one for themselves, one for me and one for my brother) & they continue to do so for themselves and sometimes get me a video game to support my habit ~ Of course I spend most of my check(after bills) on either console games, computer games or beefing up my computer for gaming ~ My whole family plays games ~ My lil nephew is five I had him hooked before he turned two :twisted: ~

I have two tvs in my living room one is for gaming the other is shows while gaming or hooking up another system ~ I also will play vg in the bedroom, kitchen or dining room ~

Not even trying to out geek ;) just showing how geeky I am :))


My living room gaming system:

Optoma H30 DLP Projector, ceiling mounted on a 72" Movie screen. 480p, 480i, 720p, 1080i capable. Pioneer Dolby Surround system punctuated by Advent speakers. 200 watts per channel will blow you clean out of the room with the sound waves.

Wii. Xbox 360. PS2. Dreamcast. Saturn. All fed through COMPONENT VIDEO for a THEATER CLASS GAMING EXPERIENCE.

You would have a long tough row to hoe to try to outgeek me at video games. I own a working Atari 2600 for pity's sake! It has Circus Atari in it right now.

[goodlife]

kinda what I was thinkin' too. ;)

it wasn't THAT kind of groan!
PURE THOUGHTS DAY!

[Stuball]

:wall:
hang Tough

[melinda]

hang Tough

:)) see? now even that is dirty. w/ GL having such pure thoughts, I must be having a double dose of evil thoughts. :cool:

[Fire Watch]

hahaha, you arent the only one

[Stuball]

it's just not the same when I have to beg. :((












:)) Hey, stu!!
Sometimes its better:lol:

[melinda]

hahaha, you arent the only one

that's what she said.

:)) :)) :))

[Stuball]

:)) see? now even that is dirty. w/ GL having such pure thoughts, I must be having a double dose of evil thoughts. :cool:
I knew Rick would find it dirty but I didnt expect you to.
Im not complaining mind you.

[melinda]

Sometimes its better:lol:

I beg ... a lot. :((

[melinda]

I knew Rick would find it dirtybutI didnt expect you to.
Im not complaining mind you.

I think it's GL's fault...she is pushing all her dirty thoughts out of her brain and into mine..............my mind is so far in the gutter today...there must be a reason. usually I'm so good. :angel:

[goodlife]

Mel...I don't know if I should say I'm sorry or be happy for you about that!! lol

someone who shall remained nameless called me a particular kind of beast last night so I had to prove that I'm not! :snooty:
and I proved it cause I haven't had one single IMpure thought all day....
:angel:

[Stuball]

I beg ... a lot. :((
Thats Hot:)

[melinda]

Mel...I don't know if I should say I'm sorry or be happy for you about that!! lol

someone who shall remained nameless called me a particular kind of beast last night so I had to prove that I'm not! :snooty:
and I proved it cause I haven't had one single IMpure thought all day....
:angel:

good for you!! :D

[Stuball]

Mel...I don't know if I should say I'm sorry or be happy for you about that!! lol

someone who shall remained nameless called me a particular kind of beast last night so I had to prove that I'm not! :snooty:
and I proved it cause I haven't had one single IMpure thought all day....
:angel:
Name the someone

[melinda]

Thats Hot:)

that's sad. :((

[goodlife]

good for you!! :D

well...the day isn't over but I figure if I made it this far, I'll go the distance...hehe

[melinda]

OK, people...I really, really should be getting off of here. not sure where mr. mel is, but he should be home by now. going to some friend's house tonight for supper....y'all have a good one!!

[Stuball]

I bought a new phone .So I can last longer............................................ .......................................On the 915

[Stuball]

Have fun Mel

[goodlife]

Name the someone

now Stu....I can't do a thing like that!!

[melinda]

you too, Stu. :hug:

[goodlife]

I bought a new phone .So I can last longer............................................ .......................................On the 915

whew...safe topic after all.....
YAY Stu!

[goodlife]

Have a good time Mel!!

[goodlife]

This whole drinking on pure thoughts day is probably not a good idea!

[Stuball]

now Stu....I can't do a thing like that!!
Of course you can

[goodlife]

nah....that wouldn't be right! and I'm an :angel: today remember?

[Stuball]

nah....that wouldn't be right! and I'm an :angel: today remember?
OK OK ( you can tellus tomorrow when youre back to normal):shhh:

[Fire Watch]

you're all strange

[Stuball]

you're all strange
Why else would we be posting in Rickalodeon?

[goodlife]

yeah..what he said!

[goodlife]

umm Rick?
what's so great about brooke saying you should change your sig that you felt the need to put that IN your sig?
and he says we're strange Stu....:rolleyes:
Go figure!

[goodlife]

I picked up the book I was reading and I had to put it down because it almost made me have impure thoughts!! :eek:

[goodlife]

ok..well I'm bored so I think I'll go shopping for a while!
Be back later.
Rick, did you even notice that we hit 17K....I think it was about the time Brooke showed up so you were probably distracted...he he he.

[gdoane]

I still have my nin 64, super nin(didn’t keep the original nin though), I remember Atari my parents still have theirs at their place but it is in the closet they get it out every once in a while :( ~ I didn't keep any of my old sega systems or the dreamcast ~ I wish I kept my old sega and sega CD though, I didn’t get into the Saturn that much ~

I was lucky growing up I got almost every system as they came out(My parents would get one for themselves, one for me and one for my brother) & they continue to do so for themselves and sometimes get me a video game to support my habit ~ Of course I spend most of my check(after bills) on either console games, computer games or beefing up my computer for gaming ~ My whole family plays games ~ My lil nephew is five I had him hooked before he turned two :twisted: ~

I have two tvs in my living room one is for gaming the other is shows while gaming or hooking up another system ~ I also will play vg in the bedroom, kitchen or dining room ~

Not even trying to out geek ;) just showing how geeky I am :))


My game room system has the Atari 2600, a Super Nintendo, a Sega CD with a 32X, a Sega Saturn, a 3DO (yep, the old $800 flop) and a Nintendo 64 hooked to a 20" TV. I let my brother stay there one time when he was between jobs and he like to have never left looking for no job. Dude was in the bedroom racking up the points. He actually finished Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past in one day instead of looking for work so I had to lock up the games to get him to find a job and move out.

If you like the old Sega Genesis stuff, Sega just released a collection (Sega Genesis Collection) on the Sony PSP (PlayStation Portable) which seems pretty authentic. The emulation was done by Digital Eclipse and it seems spot on. I can't tell the difference between my for-real Genny and the emulations on the PSP. My only gripe about it is the pop-up screens as you unlock videos and other games while you're playing.

I mean seriously, when the chips are down and Doctor Robotnik is about to lay the smackdown on everybody's favorite blue hedgehog, is that really the time to inform me that I've unlocked the interview video with Hirao Kanasagi?? That is really annoying.

That brings me to my videogame pet peeves.


Games that have THREE SEALS around the case. What the HELL is that for? Are they afraid the CD is going to pull a Houdini and escape if they don't tape down all three sides? It's shrinkwrapped in there for pity's sake! I spend $50 for a game and then it's major surgery trying to open the box! I worked hard enough making the cash to buy the game without making me peel off more tape than 3M manufactured last year!
Why can't they put the manuals ON THE DISK? Have these idiots not heard of .PDF files? They've got highly paid computer programmers putting these games together on state of the art machines and they can't figure out how to put the game manual on the disk for the love of Pete. They've got 8 Gigabytes of storage and they can't come up with a crummy 100 KB to put the manual on the game disc? What is UP with that?
Nintendo Power Magazine is bar none the WORST OFFENDER for advertising inserts in game jewel cases. Jeeze, Nintendo, if I wanted your crummy Magazine I'd order the rag off of your website. It's not so hard to find that my only hope of ever subscribing to it is your crummy postcard that you stick in every single game sold.
Why can't these video game consoles use STANDARD VIDEO OUTPUTS? Just throw some freakin' RCA jacks on the back like you see on every DVD player sold in the USA and knock it off with the custom cable connectors already. It ain't rocket science here. If a stupid $40 DVD player can figure it out, then SURELY a $400 videogame console might be able to get it right.
Load times drive me crazy. I just picked up "Dirt" for the Xbox 360 and the load time is 20 seconds. Tick-tock, tick-tock... what in the heck is it loading, the Encyclopedia Britannica in there? Dude! My hands are on the wheel, my foot is on the gas and I'm ready to race NOW but not with a load time that would get a NASCAR pit crew fired on the spot.
I love cordless controllers, really I do but why can't these companies put a "Page" function on them? Every cordless phone made since like 1980 has a beeper on it so you can track it down. Too complicated for the video game console makers. Sony doesn't even have an excuse, they actually MAKE those cordless phones for pity's sake. The only delay of game worse than a load time is a delay of game caused by a lost controller.
Video game music from Nintendo is the best and that doesn't even make sense because Sony is a MUSIC CORPORATION. They own MICHAEL JACKSON for pity's sake and every winner of American Idol on top of that but they can't put a decent tune in their games? Cripes, even SEGA comes up with better tunes than Sony can cough up.
Movie license games that suck because all the money for the game was spent on paying for the license and no money was used for R&D. Case in point, E.T. for the Atari 2600 was arguably the worst video game ever made in history. PONG kicks its ass. Superman 64 wasn't much better, and there's NEVER been a decent Batman game. How in the heck can you screw up BATMAN? DC Comics couldn't even screw up Batman but you give that license to a video game company and watch it turn into a steaming pile.
Knock it off with the game system webcams already. My God, don't these companies know that people don't dress up to play videogames? They'd be lucky to catch me with my UNDERWEAR on playing a videogame. These game consoles are in bedrooms and living rooms and I don't need the world to see me gaming nekkid, thanks.
Make some left-handed controllers. The Wii actually came close, as their controller is well-nigh ambidextrous but they did drop the ball on their "Classic" controller which is another rightie pad. 10% of the population is left-handed. It wouldn't hurt to actually throw us southpaws a bone.

[WorldWatcher]

>


Cable just got cut to the house while setting posts for a fence. No Cable T.V., no Cable Internet, no Cable Phone.

Had to come down to a Cyber Cafe to put a MMORPG (Massive multiplayer online role-playing game) I play into Vacation Mode so I don't get totally wiped while I can't get on-line.

My wife has this evil grin on her face about all the "things we can accomplish" this weekend. "Accomplish" right now I don't think there is another word in the English language I hate more.

:((


WW

>>>>

[gdoane]

>


Cable just got cut to the house while setting posts for a fence. No Cable T.V., no Cable Internet, no Cable Phone.

Had to come down to a Cyber Cafe to put a MMORPG (Massive multiplayer online role-playing game) I play into Vacation Mode so I don't get totally wiped while I can't get on-line.

My wife has this evil grin on her face about all the "things we can accomplish" this weekend. "Accomplish" right now I don't think there is another word in the English language I hate more.

:((


WW

>>>>

F-type connector, Radio Shack, two for $3. Crimper costs another $5. Jumper video cable F-F maybe $4. Total cost to restore cable TV would be less than $15.

Actually wouldn't cost me anything because I have that kind of junk sitting around the house. I'm an electronics tech by trade, a ham radio operator by hobby and I've got stuff around this house that Thomas Edison couldn't figure out.

[plsd2mechu]

I'm bored

[goodlife]

KK and I are about to head over to Books A Million so she can get her Harry Potter book at midnight....:rolleyes:

[gdoane]

KK and I are about to head over to Books A Million so she can get her Harry Potter book at midnight....:rolleyes:

Harry Potter reminds me a lot of Piers Anthony's "Tales of Xanth" series where the hero is a great magician but he's completely unaware that his magic is sorcerer class and in fact thinks he has no magical abilities at all.

The first book was A Spell for Chameleon, in which the Protagonist, "Bink", is up against finding his magical talent or being banished from the land. Going to a specialist, the charts rank his magical talent up there with the King himself, even more powerful than the wicked sorcerer Trent but he has no idea what his power is or how to use it. Yet he holds a power so mighty that he is actually in line for succession to the Throne of Xanth itself, but the poor guy just can't figure out what in the heck kind of spell he owns.

If you haven't read it, I won't spoil it but it's a hoot. It's the ultimate magic. Harry Potter couldn't beat it.

[goodlife]

I don't do magic...I haven't read any of the harry potter books and have no desire to. katelyn has read all of them several times...so she's been waiting for a long time for this one to come out.

[gdoane]

I don't do magic...I haven't read any of the harry potter books and have no desire to. katelyn has read all of them several times...so she's been waiting for a long time for this one to come out.

Surprising, given your affinity for a magical girl.

Tinkerbell: Fairy, specifically a Pixie, also known as a Sprite.
Tinkerbell is a character in the J.M. Barrie novel Peter Pan, and is depicted as often ill-behaved but fiercely loyal sidekick to the often ill-behaved but fiercely loyal Peter Pan. Tinkerbell's known powers include "pixie dust" imparting the power to fly for those with happy thoughts, preternatural strength belying a creature of her diminutive stature, self-illumination (glowing) and flight speeds near or exceeding Mach I capable of outflying anything in Neverland. Tinkerbell is prone to jealousy and will not brook any threat to her relationship with Peter Pan. She will kill or die to save Peter, so fierce is her loyalty, and yet she will stop at nothing to play jokes on Peter for her own amusement.

You don't do magic?

Have you read Peter Pan? I don't mean seeing the movie. The Disney treatment is hardly a shadow of the book. Have you read the actual book authored by J. M. Barrie? The one where Peter practically lets the kids hit the water as they fall asleep trying to fly to Neverland? The movie left a LOT out. They took out the entire Tiger Lily incident for pity's sake!

[goodlife]

Nope I've never read the book.
The description you posted about tink sounds an awful lot like me must be why I like her..
well except for the flying at mach speed thing...lol

[goodlife]

BTW....my daughter got her back and she's very happy. lol
The bookstore was packed and I couldn't believe how many people there were dressed up in costumes...it was all quite.....strange!

[Fire Watch]

Was T in line somewhere?

[gdoane]

Nope I've never read the book.

The last time I read it was on a disk I've got called "Library of the Future" which happens to have the entire works of Shakespeare, Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe, actually about 3,500 books in total. Pretty much every historical document too, the US Constitution is in there of course, but so is the Mayflower Compact, the Magna Carta and everything else of historical significance.

It's really old, it was made for Windows 3.1 and predates Windows 95, but I can run it on this machine with a few tweaks in the settings on the PIF. It has an "autoscroll" feature where the lines just keep advancing and you adjust the speed to suit your reading speed. I read about 300 words per minute so that's where I set it at. It takes some getting used to, but it's nice having the classics like that.

The description you posted about tink sounds an awful lot like me must be why I like her..
well except for the flying at mach speed thing...lol

You ain't shy on that gas pedal. I've done witnessed your driving, and you are a woman who needs good tires on the road to be sure.

Tink is fast enough to stand on a pirate's sword, stick her tongue out at the pirate, let the pirate take his best shot and land right back on his blade again with her tongue out even further to taunt the poor miscreant. It really makes you wonder why anyone would be a pirate in Neverland.

Could you imagine the job offer?

Advert:

Come be a Pirate in Neverland! Get your ass kicked by teenaged boys, live on a ship that goes no damned where with the most Malevolent Captain James Hook, be conspired against by everyone from Indians to Pixies and have your mail forwarded to the third star from the left and straight on till morning!

Send Resume's to:
Mr. Smee,
Executive Assistant to Jas. Hook
SS Jolly Roger
Neverland

On the bright side, they probably don't deduct Social Security from your paycheck.

[goodlife]

Was T in line somewhere?

Actually Deb ordered a book for T when she ordered her own..so lucky T doesn't even have to leave her house to get it!

[goodlife]

Gene.....that was funny!!

[Fire Watch]

Where does he come up with this stuff?

[goodlife]

I don't think we should probe too hard on that Rick...lol

[Fire Watch]

You said "probe".

[goodlife]

*snicker*
yes I did.

[goodlife]

I'm bored....guess I'll grab a book and get in the pool.

[tha malcontent™]

I'm bored....guess I'll grab a book and get in the pool.

It's the "ool"... Notice there's no "p" in it?...

Let's keep it that way! ;)

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

What tha crap are you babbling about?

[tha malcontent™]

What tha crap are you babbling about?

Welcome to our cra... Notice there's not "p" in it...

Let's keep it that way.

:)

peace...

[goodlife]

ok this is weird...
I look at Rickalodeon and the last person to post in it is mal
I look at Malcalodeon and the lst person to post in it is Rick.
Go figure.

[Fire Watch]

strange day

[gwhughes]

Yeah it is, I just looked outside and saw a cat and dog getting it on with a squirel and a chicken.....put whichever with whichever its still weird.

[Fire Watch]

thats hot

[tha malcontent™]

ok this is weird...
I look at Rickalodeon and the last person to post in it is mal
I look at Malcalodeon and the lst person to post in it is Rick.
Go figure.

He so in Love with me, it Scary...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, lets call it love

[goodlife]

thats hot

freak

[goodlife]

I think I'll just sit here and watch! :eek:

[jungulator]

Watch what? Move along people, nothing to see here.

[gdoane]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbituate."

[Fire Watch]

ugh..lol

[goodlife]

ugh is right!

[Fire Watch]

haha

[Stuball]

double ugh

[soupdragon]

Last night whilst walking up the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today. I wish that man would go away.:eh:

[Stuball]

Of all the things Ive lost I miss my mind the most

[Fire Watch]

whats the speed of dark?

[Stuball]

Alvin or Johnny?

[soupdragon]

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a front seat at the back
I fell from the floor to the gallery
and broke a front bone in my back.

[Fire Watch]

whoa

[goodlife]

soup...is there a hidden message in there somewhre? :think:

[Fire Watch]

Hey..have you ever seen this pic?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/fb34-1.jpg

[Stuball]

Hey..have you ever seen this pic?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/fb34-1.jpg
In the Post Office

[goodlife]

I haven't...no.

[goodlife]

Stu....:))

[Fire Watch]

I wouldnt be surprised.

[goodlife]

you wouldn't?

[gdoane]

The orange prison jumpsuit really completes the look.

[Fire Watch]

Nope

[Fire Watch]

The orange prison jumpsuit really completes the look.
lol

[goodlife]

morning weenie.....smooooooooch

[Fire Watch]

morning weenie.....smooooooooch
You..just "smooched" a weenie?:eek:

[goodlife]

I always smoooch weenie.
shutup

[Fire Watch]

:eek: I always smoooch weenie.
shutup:eek:

That HAS to be a violation of the PG-13 rule. Puppets are emailing Mod as we speak.

[Stuball]

:eek: :eek:

That HAS to be a violation of the PG-13 rule. Puppets are emailing Phil as we speak.
Phil?

[goodlife]

weenie smoooches me back too!

[Fire Watch]

goodlife lies

[goodlife]

pay him no mind Stu...he's delusional at the moment.

[Stuball]

Promise Keeper Program Director

[goodlife]

why thank you Rick....how sweet of you..




*snicker*

[Fire Watch]

?

[Stuball]

goodlife is the greatest mod ever....she's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful, she's kind, she's caring...what more can we ask for?
Who are you and what have you done with Rick?

[goodlife]

Morning Stu!

[Stuball]

hiya

[goodlife]

I can't go anymore without coffee...

[gdoane]

I can't go anymore without coffee...

I don't drink coffee much myself, although I used to drink it all day and all night in the Navy, but one thing I've noticed is I don't know any coffee drinkers who put up with instant coffee.

I've been on camping trips with my singles club, and not once have I seen anybody making a cup of instant coffee. There will be five pots of coffee brewing and not one jar of instant coffee will be in sight.

Me, I usually just have my coffee pot full of hot water because I like hot tea in the morning (coffee tends to make me jittery) and there's a strong possibility of hot cocoa too. You can do a lot with a little bit of hot water. Once you've turned it into coffee, you're pretty much stuck with sugar or creamer. I digress.

What's the deal with instant coffee? It seems like nobody I know likes the stuff. Is it too easy to make? Is there a bitter aftertaste? What's the lowdown on the obvious rejection of instant coffee?

[goodlife]

I don't really know....I've never had instant coffee

[gdoane]

I don't really know....I've never had instant coffee

Well then, we need to have a taste test like they do on TV. You coffee drinkers will have to be in your back patio room and I and and an assistant (KK would do in a pinch) will make real coffee and instant coffee and serve you both in a blind test.

You will drink of both, try to identify the instant coffee and if you like it the way they do on TV, you'll ask for a second cup.

"Jim never asks for a second cup at home!"

[goodlife]

ok Gene...sounds like a plan!

[gdoane]

ok Gene...sounds like a plan!

We're gonna have to make this fair. If the drip coffee is Folgers, the instant coffee will have to be Folgers too. Ditto if it's Maxwell House. Consistency is a key factor and you all are the highly experienced daily coffee drinkers so we're going to try and fool you.

Somebody is going to get two cups of the exact same thing and asked to tell the difference. If they do, then we'll know it's in their head. It's a dirty trick but it's also good science as a double-blind.

[soupdragon]

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

[Panhead0422]

I don't drink coffee much myself, although I used to drink it all day and all night in the Navy, but one thing I've noticed is I don't know any coffee drinkers who put up with instant coffee.

I've been on camping trips with my singles club, and not once have I seen anybody making a cup of instant coffee. There will be five pots of coffee brewing and not one jar of instant coffee will be in sight.

Me, I usually just have my coffee pot full of hot water because I like hot tea in the morning (coffee tends to make me jittery) and there's a strong possibility of hot cocoa too. You can do a lot with a little bit of hot water. Once you've turned it into coffee, you're pretty much stuck with sugar or creamer. I digress.

What's the deal with instant coffee? It seems like nobody I know likes the stuff. Is it too easy to make? Is there a bitter aftertaste? What's the lowdown on the obvious rejection of instant coffee?

Instant coffee is ok in a pinch. For instance, if you have been TOTALLY WITHOUT REAL COFFE for six or more months or you are dead.

[Panhead0422]

We're gonna have to make this fair. If the drip coffee is Folgers, the instant coffee will have to be Folgers too. Ditto if it's Maxwell House. Consistency is a key factor and you all are the highly experienced daily coffee drinkers so we're going to try and fool you.

Somebody is going to get two cups of the exact same thing and asked to tell the difference. If they do, then we'll know it's in their head. It's a dirty trick but it's also good science as a double-blind.

How are you going to make the coffee and administer the test if you are double blind?:think: :rolleyes: :angel:

[soupdragon]

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.:eh:

[goodlife]

We're gonna have to make this fair. If the drip coffee is Folgers, the instant coffee will have to be Folgers too. Ditto if it's Maxwell House. Consistency is a key factor and you all are the highly experienced daily coffee drinkers so we're going to try and fool you.

Somebody is going to get two cups of the exact same thing and asked to tell the difference. If they do, then we'll know it's in their head. It's a dirty trick but it's also good science as a double-blind.

ahh...I look forward to it!
Rick hasn't answered whether or not he drinks instant ever..

[Panhead0422]

ahh...I look forward to it!
Rick hasn't answered whether or not he drinks instant ever..

As much as it pains me, I must admit to having drank drano....errrr....instant coffee once or twice in sheer desperation.

[gdoane]

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Well then, I suppose the eggs were so fresh they tried to have a go with you.

The French can't do anything right, you know. They call it French Toast, but it's not toasted at all, it's fried isn't it? But you can't call it French Fries, because that name is already taken by potatos which get fried. However, if you fry potatos for breakfast, those can't be French Fries, oh no! Those are HASH BROWNS. No relation to the breakfast food known as Corned Beef Hash which has no corn in it at all, but rather refers to salt the size of corn. Salt was a preservative in the days of the Renaissance before refrigeration and sailors were known as "salty" not just because of the salty ocean but because they ate salty food like corned beef.

French toast isn't really toast and French kissing isn't really kissing. They do have one thing in common though. If you do either using a popup toaster the results will be both messy and shocking.

[Fire Watch]

define instant coffee

[melinda]

Soup is cracking me up.........

[goodlife]

French kissing isn't really kissing? what is it? :think:

[goodlife]

Mel....maybe soup is ON crack!

[EnchantedFrog]

French kissing isn't really kissing? what is it? :think:
Tongue combat?

[goodlife]

I NEED some sugar!

[EnchantedFrog]

I NEED some sugar!
Honey works better. :angel:

[gdoane]

French kissing isn't really kissing? what is it? :think:

Well, it would be a tongue-lashing if that term weren't already taken.

[Panhead0422]

Well, it would be a tongue-lashing if that term weren't already taken.


But if it were a tongue lashing you would be tongue tied. :eek:

[gdoane]

I NEED some sugar!

How in the heck do you run out of sugar? I've had the same five pound bag of sugar I bought when I moved into this house 15 years ago. I don't even use sugar. I'm scared to look at the expiration date on that thing. They'll probably excavate my house a thousand years from now, see the bag of C&H Sugar and figure it must have been a five pound paperweight.

[melinda]

Mel....maybe soup is ON crack!

and how would anyone ever know the difference?? :))

[Panhead0422]

and how would anyone ever know the difference?? :))



:think: :rolleyes: :eh:

[goodlife]

Well, it would be a tongue-lashing if that term weren't already taken.

I don't think I can respond to this without getting in trouble.

Lashing is not the word I'd use!

[Panhead0422]

I don't think I can respond to this without getting in trouble.

Lashing is not the word I'd use!

What word would you use?:whistle: :doh: :))

[gdoane]

I don't think I can respond to this without getting in trouble.

Lashing is not the word I'd use!

Ooh, kissing and trouble! Me Likey!!

[Panhead0422]

Ooh, kissing and trouble! Me Likey!!

Me too!

At least until the results show.

[soupdragon]

Is French kissing in France just called kissing :think:

[goodlife]

Me too!

At least until the results show.


hmmmmmm

[Stuball]

How in the heck do you run out of sugar? I've had the same five pound bag of sugar I bought when I moved into this house 15 years ago. I don't even use sugar. I'm scared to look at the expiration date on that thing. They'll probably excavate my house a thousand years from now, see the bag of C&H Sugar and figure it must have been a five pound paperweight.
screw the expiration date Its probably hard as a rock by now

[Stuball]

I don't think I can respond to this without getting in trouble.

Lashing is not the word I'd use!
Loooks at sig pic:eh:

[Stuball]

Is French kissing in France just called kissing :think:
and in China Chinese food is just called Food.............................................. ...................or Fido:eek:

[goodlife]

better Fido than Tigger! :eek:

[gdoane]

A man was walking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.

His wife walks in and sees this and asks "What are you doing?"

"Hunting flies." he replies.

"Oh." she says. "Have you gotten any?"

"3 Males and 2 Females so far" he replies.

"How can you tell them apart?" she asked.

"Easy. 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone." he responded.

[Stuball]

better Fido than Tigger! :eek:
Tigger doesnt bite or get bitten

[Fire Watch]

tigger gets peed on

[Stuball]

tigger gets peed on
Never

[Fire Watch]

I have video that proves otherwise.

[goodlife]

you would!

[Fire Watch]

Of course.

[goodlife]

ok....as you were.

[Stuball]

I have video that proves otherwise.
Put up or shut up
better yet ..................put up and shut up

[goodlife]

Stu....please don't encourage him.

[Fire Watch]

Stu's trying to get me banned.

[Stuball]

Stu's trying to get me banned.
OK dont put up
Just SHUT UP!!!!

[goodlife]

I'm sleepy
a good lay......out in the sun will do that to you.

[Darkwind]

I find a good lay....sunlight or shade, to be invigorating.

*nods sagely*

[gdoane]

Stu's trying to get me banned.

Looks like he's doing a pretty good job of it too.

[Fire Watch]

OK dont put up
Just SHUT UP!!!!
This is my thread. You shut up..and tell that damned dog to keep his nose outta my crotch.

[Stuball]

I'm sleepy
a good lay......out in the sun will do that to you.
So much for the pure thoughts:rolleyes:

[Stuball]

This is my thread. You shut up..and tell that damned dog to keep his nose outta my crotch.
Dogs naturally sniff **** I cant stop that

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[goodlife]

So much for the pure thoughts:rolleyes:

pure thoughts day was two days ago and it' OVER, DONE, FINIS!

[gwhughes]

Whatcha thinkin now?

[goodlife]

:eek:
I'm not tellin!

[Fire Watch]

Good policy.

[gwhughes]

I got to call out a racist retread a minute ago. my second ever TTTM (I was wrong the first time about a paulbot). Proud of me.

[goodlife]

Good policy.

ha! as if I'd ever let YOU know what I'm really thinking...

[Fire Watch]

Funniest thing ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

[goodlife]

that is not funny

[Stuball]

im hungry

[gwhughes]

The prison "chick" was funny. And for a bunch of inmates they sure are coordinated.
Check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6vhTSwoSA8

[gdoane]

The prison "chick" was funny. And for a bunch of inmates they sure are coordinated.
Check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6vhTSwoSA8

Fake. If some guy did that to me he wouldn't get a hug. He'd be damned lucky to live. I hold a concealed carry weapons permit and it's really not unusual for me to have a .380 or better in my pocket.

A total stranger with orange hair running at me like a maniac? Yeah, he's dead. Ha Ha. Funny joke. Televise that for ratings.

[gwhughes]

Of course its fake, I wouldn't laugh after being kicked in the junk just because some guys got a camera. But still funny.....guy in an orange fro goes around and kicks people in the nuts. It's pretty much what I and 50mil other Americans watched Americas funniest home videos for. But I also think this is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n82ZHd9-Po
so my oppinion may be a little skewed.

[Fire Watch]

niiiiiiiice

[bayoubill]

Funniest thing ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

This too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPg9GWBoL0&NR=1

Unique inmate rehabilitation program...

:think: Makes you wonder, though, how many job openings there are in the Philippines for these skills...

[Stuball]

7 Hour Bump

[gdoane]

This too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPg9GWBoL0&NR=1

Unique inmate rehabilitation program...

:think: Makes you wonder, though, how many job openings there are in the Philippines for these skills...

They got the dancing orange jumpsuit niche pretty well filled right there.

[goodlife]

morning

[gdoane]

Raindrops.

They keep falling on my head.

And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed.

Nothing seems to fit.

Those.

Raindrops.

Keep falling on my head.

They keep falling.

I hope y'all are satisfied with your complaining about the rain because it's here now. The weather forecast for today is rain. The forecast for tomorrow is rain, the forecast for this whole week is rain and I'm supposed to go camping this weekend in what?? Rain! And I'm supposed to play golf this weekend in what? RAIN!!

So I just did me some talking to the Sun. And I told him I didn't like the way he got things done. Sleeping on the job.

[gwhughes]

**** the sun long live the beast.--Adam Sandler

[Panhead0422]

Of course its fake, I wouldn't laugh after being kicked in the junk just because some guys got a camera. But still funny.....guy in an orange fro goes around and kicks people in the nuts. It's pretty much what I and 50mil other Americans watched Americas funniest home videos for. But I also think this is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n82ZHd9-Po
so my oppinion may be a little skewed.

Life for the person in the orange afro would be three things: very short, very, very painful and over.

[goodlife]

Raindrops.

They keep falling on my head.

And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed.

Nothing seems to fit.

Those.

Raindrops.

Keep falling on my head.

They keep falling.

I hope y'all are satisfied with your complaining about the rain because it's here now. The weather forecast for today is rain. The forecast for tomorrow is rain, the forecast for this whole week is rain and I'm supposed to go camping this weekend in what?? Rain! And I'm supposed to play golf this weekend in what? RAIN!!

So I just did me some talking to the Sun. And I told him I didn't like the way he got things done. Sleeping on the job.

It's a cooling cleansing rain....it's good for you and the ground....so quit yer complaining.