Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[goodlife]

I think it's pretty clever how the tip of the scissor comes so close to stabbing him in his face but stops just short at the exact same spot every single time...
and gosh...you'd think the guy would have broken out into a sweat by now...I mean he's been running for days!! Even Forest Gump sweated and grew a beard...I don't see a whisker one on that guy.

[goodlife]

nice

who me?
Why yes....yes I am nice....thank you for noticing!
:hug:


acknowledgement please??
sheeesh.

[Panhead0422]

What are we scandalizing now?

[goodlife]

ANYTHING gosh I'm bored.
come up with something.

[Panhead0422]

ANYTHING gosh I'm bored.
come up with something.


Isn't the price of rice in China simply scandalous?

[goodlife]

ummm....yeah!
highway robbery.
I'm simply scandalized!
:evil:

[goodlife]

20 to go

[melinda]

still getting some...........every single day.
really............:rolleyes:

[gwhughes]

scandalous or trifling? Tom Cruise's front teeth are offset. One of his front teeth is in the middle of his mouth.

[gwhughes]

still getting some...........every single day.
really............:rolleyes:

Hi five!

[melinda]

Hi five!

*high five*


but it is starting to get old.......although it's helping everything look so nice and fresh.

[goodlife]

finally two days without some!
bout time.

[Fire Watch]

What is it with the influx of Paul bots in the last two days...4-5 so far.

[melinda]

I don't know.

[gwhughes]

sounds like a chore, dress up in a cheerleaders outfit, get him a toolbelt and tell him to talk in a spanish accent.

[goodlife]

probably was a call to arms (I have a flair for the dramatic occasionally) for people to come here on some Paulbot site.

[Fire Watch]

probably

[goodlife]

Ricky honey.....I love what you've done with your sig....;)

[Panhead0422]

Is this the dementia thread?

I am not seeing things that are not there.

Am I in trouble?

[goodlife]

damn...I made my 23k post and didn't even know it. Go figger.

[melinda]

damn...I made my 23k post and didn't even know it. Go figger.

:clap:
go you.
I honestly never look at post counts..........not unless someone else points it out.

[goodlife]

dang Mel...you're not far behind me at all!

[goodlife]

and I have to say that's PITIFUL considering you've only been here a little over a year!! :eek:


:))

[melinda]

and I have to say that's PITIFUL considering you've only been here a little over a year!! :eek:


:))

I talk too much.........

[melinda]

GL...did you get my e-mail?

[Fire Watch]

Go figger.
Figger who? Wait, there's no "n" in that word. Sorry. Carry on.

[goodlife]

*groan*

[goodlife]

Where's Ski??
I love her sig image....Carlton Banks dancing always puts a smile on my face...lol

[goodlife]

GL...did you get my e-mail?

Yes!! That was hilarious...LOL

[Fire Watch]

I think I got it too.

[Fire Watch]

It's hot in hur

[goodlife]

it's about to STORM over here...didn't make it two whole days.

[Fire Watch]

not here..still blue

[goodlife]

looky at this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/waterspout.jpg

[Fire Watch]

thats purty

[goodlife]

I'd love to see that up close!

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said

[Stuball]

thats what she said
thats what who said?

[Fire Watch]

"she"

[Stuball]

"she"
oh............. her

[Fire Watch]

yeah...YOU know.

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey peeps!

[goodlife]

thats what she said

probably the only way "she" could see it...did "she" need a magnifying glass too?? Just askin....:whistle:

[Stuball]

Im shocked at the level of conversation this thread has taken:eek:

[pryncessbrooke]

probably the only way "she" could see it...did "she" need a magnifying glass too?? Just askin....:whistle:

:lol:

[pryncessbrooke]

Im shocked at the level of conversation this thread has taken:eek:

You are? I'm never shocked at what I find in here!

[Fire Watch]

Hey peeps!
Are you blonde yet?

[melinda]

Im shocked at the level of conversation this thread has taken:eek:

why?

[Stuball]

why?
Its usually not this intelligent

[pryncessbrooke]

Are you blonde yet?

In an hour I will be!

[Stuball]

In an hour I will be!
Do we get to see?

[pryncessbrooke]

Do we get to see?

Um.. That depends on how much I like it!

[super cool ski instructor]

Where's Ski??
I love her sig image....Carlton Banks dancing always puts a smile on my face...lol

Hey...Thanks GL!!!!!! I figured TC needed something better to do that design outfits for fairies :))

[melinda]

In an hour I will be!

are you serious, brooke? what will Frank do? OMG this will kill him.
I had mine lightened yesterday........I really am blonde, but now it's even blonder.

let's see it, brooke!! we must!

[ThrowCop]

Hey...Thanks GL!!!!!! I figured TC needed something better to do that design outfits for fairies :))I beg your damn pardon

[goodlife]

Hey...don't knock his fashions for faeries!!!

[goodlife]

I can't imagine Brooke as a blonde...
Brooke..I don't think that's a good idea!

[super cool ski instructor]

I can't imagine Brooke as a blonde...
Brooke..I don't think that's a good idea!

I agree...I like Brooke with dark hair.

[pryncessbrooke]

are you serious, brooke? what will Frank do? OMG this will kill him.
I had mine lightened yesterday........I really am blonde, but now it's even blonder.

let's see it, brooke!! we must!

LMAO...

WWFD?

[melinda]

I agree...I like Brooke with dark hair.

and so does Frank........I'm worried about what he'll do. :eek:

[Stuball]

I agree...I like Brooke with dark hair.
me too

[melinda]

LMAO...

WWFD?

:))

[pryncessbrooke]

I can't imagine Brooke as a blonde...
Brooke..I don't think that's a good idea!

Everyone is saying don't do it... lol
My stylist is one of my best friends
if I don't like it ... She'll fix it!

[melinda]

Everyone is saying don't do it... lol
My stylist is one of my best friends
if I don't like it ... She'll fix it!

but it won't be the same......it will strip your natural hair.

[Stuball]

Everyone is saying don't do it... lol
My stylist is one of my best friends
if I don't like it ... She'll fix it!
It might efect the quality of your posts
You may start saying things like
Win Yea I:cool:

[goodlife]

well the only thing that matters is that Brooke likes it.

[Stuball]

well the only thing that matters is that Brooke likes it.
No............... What we think counts more !!!!!!!

[pryncessbrooke]

Darn why didn't we have a poll about this?

[goodlife]

hey brooke...you broke 5k posts.

Should have done the poll...procrastinator you!

[melinda]

No............... What we think counts more !!!!!!!

+1

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok I'm leaving now for my hair appointment .....
I'll post pics when I get back!

[goodlife]

Stu...my daughter wants to go to NYC. She's 12!
When I bring her, will you hang out with us and be our tour guide?

[Stuball]

Stu...my daughter wants to go to NYC. She's 12!
When I bring her, will you hang out with us and be our tour guide?
Sure
Should I round up the usual suspects??

[Fire Watch]

Everyone is saying don't do it... lol
My stylist is one of my best friends
if I don't like it ... She'll fix it!
Go for it B(Crook)e

[goodlife]

Sure
Should I round up the usual suspects??


YEP! Trying to figure out a good time to come.

[gdoane]

Stu...my daughter wants to go to NYC. She's 12!
When I bring her, will you hang out with us and be our tour guide?

Ack! Lib central!! She'll be brainwashed by the time she gets through Coney Island!

[Stuball]

Ack! Lib central!! She'll be brainwashed by the time she gets through Coney Island!
Its in the Nathans French Fries

[goodlife]

Ack! Lib central!! She'll be brainwashed by the time she gets through Coney Island!

you should come too Gene!

[melinda]

A wife went to her therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed, and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell!" "Me dear", the shrink says, "That's perfectly natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem", she replies, "is that it always wakes me up!!"

[goodlife]

LOL!!!


Mel, you should come to NYC too!

[tha malcontent™]

LOL!!!


Mel, you should come to NYC too!

Still Slummin' up in this Thread?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

LOL!!!


Mel, you should come to NYC too!

when is the NYC meet up?
I'm really wanting to come to the next "Gulf coast" meet up. really!!

[goodlife]

I don't know yet when i'm going to NYC....so many schedules to work around... my work and what's going on there, my daughter's cheerleading, school, my husband...:rolleyes:

The Hannity.com Southern Style Meetup take 2 is going to be next Feb as it stands right now.

[tha malcontent™]

I don't know yet when i'm going to NYC....so many schedules to work around... my work and what's going on there, my daughter's cheerleading, school, my husband...:rolleyes:

The Hannity.com Southern Style Meetup take 2 is going to be next Feb as it stands right now.

I Answered your "Ladder Golf" Question in the Nonslumalodeon Thread.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I don't know yet when i'm going to NYC....so many schedules to work around... my work and what's going on there, my daughter's cheerleading, school, my husband...:rolleyes:

The Hannity.com Southern Style Meetup take 2 is going to be next Feb as it stands right now.

I am planning on being at the SSMT2........I really want to meet all you crazy people. :hug:

[Fire Watch]

I am planning on being at the SSMT2........I really want to meet all you crazy people. :hug:
You WILL be there. End of story.

[gdoane]

you should come too Gene!

I'll have to apply for a passport soon then, because there's a six-month backlog and you need one to fly to any territory outside of the USA.

[goodlife]

weenie....it's NYC!
I think we'd more need a passport to go to Phoenix (little Mexico) than we would to go to NYC!

[goodlife]

You WILL be there. End of story.

x2!

[Fire Watch]

I buzzed you earlier Tink.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok people... The hair is .................









NOT BLONDE!

[Stuball]

You WILL be there. End of story.
Comin to NY Rick?

[Stuball]

I'll have to apply for a passport soon then, because there's a six-month backlog and you need one to fly to any territory outside of the USA.
I know people Gene

[Stuball]

Ok people... The hair is .................









NOT BLONDE!
Im almost afraid to ask

[goodlife]

I buzzed you earlier Tink.


I was cutting grass but I saw it....I responded. :whistle:

[goodlife]

Ok people... The hair is .................









NOT BLONDE!


ok...so what is it? :eek:

[pryncessbrooke]

Just a few little highlights! When I went in she was like I will not do your hair blonde you have lost your mind!

[gdoane]

weenie....it's NYC!
I think we'd more need a passport to go to Phoenix (little Mexico) than we would to go to NYC!

Señora, we have many people in Phoenix without the passports from outside of the USA and they do not need them. However, not even Phoenix is as International a City as Nueva York!

In Phoenix, if you get into a cab and you speak a little Spanish, you will be okay.

In Nueva York, you don't know what in the Heck language you are supposed to be speaking for the cab driver. Dude could be speaking Klingon for all you know and it's a roll of the dice where you'll go.

Our International Airport here in Phoenix is Phoenix Sky Harbor International airport. If you have a ticket to it as a destination, the abbreviation is PHX.

PHX stands for PHOENIX.

So, do you think the New York City International Airport might be NYC?

HELL NO!! That might make SENSE!! The place is overrun with liberals so making sense is really not an option.

La Guardia is the main airport into New York City, abbreviated LGA.

Where the HECK do you think you're going with an airplane ticket that says "LGA"??

In my business, that stands for "Low Gain Antenna".

They do have another airport, abbreviated JFK. John F. Kennedy Airport?? Oh, there's a comforting destination. Half the people going to a destination with a Kennedy wind up swimming for their lives.

New York City needs an Airport abbreviated NYC. It's not that difficult, but apparently it's too much for the capital of mass transit to handle.

[Stuball]

Just a few little highlights! When I went in she was like I will not do your hair blonde you have lost your mind!
Shes a good friend and the answer is yes:cool:

[goodlife]

well I found pretty cheap tickets!
Stu...which airport should I fly into?
I'm thinking of coming Sept 7 - 11

[Fire Watch]

Yeah..I bet THOSE tickets on THOSE dates are pretty cheap.

[gdoane]

well I found pretty cheap tickets!
Stu...which airport should I fly into?
I'm thinking of coming Sept 7 - 11

Do you have any sense of timing? AT ALL? :rolleyes:

[goodlife]

Yeah..I bet THOSE tickets on THOSE dates are pretty cheap.


$229 round trip.
that's cheap.

[Stuball]

well I found pretty cheap tickets!
Stu...which airport should I fly into?
I'm thinking of coming Sept 7 - 11
OK
biut not the next week the Jewish Holidays start Sept 13
JFK or LaGuardia are fine
JFK has an Airtrain to LIRR Jamaica Station then LIRR to Penn for 12 bucks (37minutes total) that might be fun just for the ride
If you land at LaGuardia you have to take a boring taxi

[goodlife]

Do you have any sense of timing? AT ALL? :rolleyes:


Helloooo.......Freedom Concert.

[goodlife]

my whole trip depends on KK's cheerleading schedule! :rolleyes:

[Stuball]

Señora, we have many people in Phoenix without the passports from outside of the USA and they do not need them. However, not even Phoenix is as International a City as Nueva York!

In Phoenix, if you get into a cab and you speak a little Spanish, you will be okay.

In Nueva York, you don't know what in the Heck language you are supposed to be speaking for the cab driver. Dude could be speaking Klingon for all you know and it's a roll of the dice where you'll go.

Our International Airport here in Phoenix is Phoenix Sky Harbor International airport. If you have a ticket to it as a destination, the abbreviation is PHX.

PHX stands for PHOENIX.

So, do you think the New York City International Airport might be NYC?

HELL NO!! That might make SENSE!! The place is overrun with liberals so making sense is really not an option.

La Guardia is the main airport into New York City, abbreviated LGA.

Where the HECK do you think you're going with an airplane ticket that says "LGA"??

In my business, that stands for "Low Gain Antenna".

They do have another airport, abbreviated JFK. John F. Kennedy Airport?? Oh, there's a comforting destination. Half the people going to a destination with a Kennedy wind up swimming for their lives.

New York City needs an Airport abbreviated NYC. It's not that difficult, but apparently it's too much for the capital of mass transit to handle.
Its not Teddy Kennedy Airport dude
Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport?Wheres the nearest HARBOR? Los Angeles?
Does PHX have a cool skytrain that will have you from Airport to Midtown in 37 minutes(Including LIRR)for 12 bucks?

Can you pay for a taxi in PHX? with a credit card?
canyou watch TV in the back of the cab?
What are your chances of getting the Cash Cab in PHX?? 0
granted the cab drivers names may not coantain many vowels
but you can get from Chinatown to Central Park in 5.9 seconds

[Stuball]

Yeah..I bet THOSE tickets on THOSE dates are pretty cheap.
So youre coming too?

[Stuball]

my whole trip depends on KK's cheerleading schedule! :rolleyes:
FreedomConcert is the night of the 11th youll have to stay over to the 12 th Thats Junes birthday so Ill be busy
I also might be busy the night of the 8th

[Fire Watch]

So youre coming too?
No, sorry. I gotta work.

[goodlife]

Its not Teddy Kennedy Airport dude
Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport?Wheres the nearest HARBOR? Los Angeles?
Does PHX have a cool skytrain that will have you from Airport to Midtown in 37 minutes(Including LIRR)for 12 bucks?

Can you pay for a taxi in PHX? with a credit card?
canyou watch TV in the back of the cab?
What are your chances of getting the Cash Cab in PHX?? 0
granted the cab drivers names may not coantain many vowels
but you can get from Chinatown to Central Park in 5.9 seconds

Way to go all Gene on us Stu! Great impersonation there! I'm proud of you.

Yeah..what IS with the harbor thing....I think of harbor..I think of boats and water...not airplanes.
see...those phoenicians are all screwed up. They can't tell the difference between a boat slip and a runway.

[goodlife]

FreedomConcert is the night of the 11th youll have to stay over to the 12 th Thats Junes birthday so Ill be busy
I also might be busy the night of the 8th

yeah...there's an early morning flight on the 12th...real early...would put me back in NO for 10:30 am. Early enough to bring KK to school and me to go to work.

[Stuball]

yeah...there's an early morning flight on the 12th...real early...would put me back in NO for 10:30 am. Early enough to bring KK to school and me to go to work.
Freedom Concert in Great Adventure is over an hour ride by car from NYC.
You may need to rent a car to get there.
Pack in the afternoon before you go to the concert .You wont get much sleep that night

[gdoane]

Its not Teddy Kennedy Airport dude
Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport?Wheres the nearest HARBOR? Los Angeles?

Harper's Ferry, Tempe Town Lake, about six miles away.

Does PHX have a cool skytrain that will have you from Airport to Midtown in 37 minutes(Including LIRR)for 12 bucks?

If you land in Sky Harbor, you're IN midtown. You don't need 12 bucks.

Can you pay for a taxi in PHX? with a credit card?
canyou watch TV in the back of the cab?

I've paid for a cab in PHX with my cell phone number. The whole ride was prepaid just for making the call. SPRINT just tacked it onto my bill.

I can watch TV on my cell phone anyway. Not sure about the value added from a silly cab.


What are your chances of getting the Cash Cab in PHX?? 0

I'm not exactly certain about why I'd want one. It doesn't seem to add anything I can't already do on foot.

granted the cab drivers names may not coantain many vowels
but you can get from Chinatown to Central Park in 5.9 seconds

What exactly is my motivation for being in Chinatown?

[Stuball]

Harper's Ferry, Tempe Town Lake, about six miles away.



If you land in Sky Harbor, you're IN midtown. You don't need 12 bucks.



I've paid for a cab in PHX with my cell phone number. The whole ride was prepaid just for making the call. SPRINT just tacked it onto my bill.

I can watch TV on my cell phone anyway. Not sure about the value added from a silly cab.




I'm not exactly certain about why I'd want one. It doesn't seem to add anything I can't already do on foot.



What exactly is my motivation for being in Chinatown?
Do they call
Tempe TownLake... Tempe Town Lake Airport?
NYC has Central Park in Midtown instead of an airport
Sorry No Hunting there Gene
The motivation for being inChinatown
1 The Food
2 Canal Street (Ask Leigh):cool:

[gdoane]

Do they
Tempe TownLake Tempe Town Lake Airport?

Seriously, if a jet overran the PHX Sky Harbor runway by 16 feet it would be in Tempe Town Lake. That's like Terminal Five.

Sorry NYC had Central Park inMidtown instead of an airport

Gotta have a place for muggers. New York just wouldn't be the same if the tourists didn't get mugged.

That's like my biggest fear of going to New York. Not getting mugged, really, but the way I'd be a jackass about it and be rather uncooperative with a New York Punk. I ain't getting mugged by no man. I'll break this world open like an egg first.

Sorry No Hunting there Gene
The motivation for being inChinatown
1 The Food
2 Canal Street (Ask Leigh):cool:

I'm on Weight Watchers. Food is the enemy. While I do fraternize with the enemy too much, I have to moderate my treason at least a bit.

[Stuball]

Seriously, if a jet overran the PHX Sky Harbor runway by 16 feet it would be in Tempe Town Lake. That's like Terminal Five.



Gotta have a place for muggers. New York just wouldn't be the same if the tourists didn't get mugged.

That's like my biggest fear of going to New York. Not getting mugged, really, but the way I'd be a jackass about it and be rather uncooperative with a New York Punk. I ain't getting mugged by no man. I'll break this world open like an egg first.



I'm on Weight Watchers. Food is the enemy. While I do fraternize with the enemy too much, I have to moderate my treason at least a bit.
Crime is way down in NYC
The Central Park muggers paradise tale hasnt been true since Lindsay was Mayor
Also the porn is all gone from Times Square

[gdoane]

Crime is way down in NYC

So says a city that imported the Clintons.

[Stuball]

So says a city that imported the Clintons.
They live upstate but Bills office is on 125th street

[goodlife]

hi

[Stuball]

Genes such a weenie (Is that COM?)

[goodlife]

nope....not CoM....it's a term of endearment!! LOL

[Fire Watch]

if you say so

[goodlife]

I do....and....you know what I'm going to say next don't you? lol

[Fire Watch]

No...what?

[gdoane]

Genes such a weenie (Is that COM?)

Not hardly. It's a play on my name, Gene, and everybody likes weenie.

Seriously. Everybody does like weenie. No matter if they have one, or if they're looking at one, weenie is flat out desirable. There is nothing as wanted as weenie. On the BBQ or in the Bedroom, weenie works. Weenie on the kitchen table is okay. Weenie in a bun? Me Likey!

$5 at the ballpark. Gotta eat the bat if you're watching the ballgame.

The weenie is a universally loved food. The only real competitor is peanut butter, but that's an underground movement.

[Fire Watch]

Not hardly. It's a play on my name, Gene, and everybody likes weenie.

Seriously. Everybody does like weenie. No matter if they have one, or if they're looking at one, weenie is flat out desirable. There is nothing as wanted as weenie. On the BBQ or in the Bedroom, weenie works. Weenie on the kitchen table is okay. Weenie in a bun? Me Likey!

There is so much here I just dont know where to begin. I'm having helicopter video flashbacks and it aint good.

[conservative_frk]

Not hardly. It's a play on my name, Gene, and everybody likes weenie.

Seriously. Everybody does like weenie. No matter if they have one, or if they're looking at one, weenie is flat out desirable. There is nothing as wanted as weenie. On the BBQ or in the Bedroom, weenie works. Weenie on the kitchen table is okay. Weenie in a bun? Me Likey!

$5 at the ballpark. Gotta eat the bat if you're watching the ballgame.

The weenie is a universally loved food. The only real competitor is peanut butter, but that's an underground movement.

If you say so...

[gdoane]

There is so much here I just dont know where to begin. I'm having helicopter video flashbacks and it aint good.

Please to not be mixing chopper and weenie. Such things bring to mind Lorena Bobbitt and waking up without weenie. This causes much distress to us who like waking up with weenie.

Please keep chopper and weenie distinct subjects of discussion. Me no likey when chopper and weenie meet.

[melinda]

I know a weenie man
He owns a weenie stand
Someday I'll be his wife
His little weenie wife
HOT DOG
I love my weenie maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn.

[goodlife]

Mel!! That's exactly what popped into my head too!

NOT the helicoptor video again!!
THAT is so all Mandi's fault!

[goodlife]

No...what?


I'm always right!

[Fire Watch]

Never.

[gdoane]

I'm always right!

I agree with the pixie. It's better than getting my ass kicked, there's pixie dust involved and her dog is bigger than my dog.

[goodlife]

you don't have a dog!

[goodlife]

the only pet you've ever had was a dead cat in your shed!

[goodlife]

cat killer!

[goodlife]

I think I will get you a kitten for Christmas...and you HAVE to be nice to it! :evil:

[goodlife]

Never.

it's ok.....you can keep believing that but we know the truth.

[goodlife]

Hey Rick, guess what I'm NOT going to do today?

[Fire Watch]

Fly an airplane?

[goodlife]

Fly an airplane?

well that too....but no.

[gwhughes]

allude to some type of sexual fantasy?

[goodlife]

have you ever seen me do that before?? :shifty:

[Fire Watch]

well that too....but no.
Go scuba diving?

[goodlife]

Go scuba diving?

well that's not likely either....but no

[gwhughes]

Ride horses in the sands of the Arabian deserts?

[Fire Watch]

well that's not likely either....but no
kill and field dress a deer?

[melinda]

eat a possum?

[goodlife]

eeww....possum, YUCK!

[goodlife]

Ride horses in the sands of the Arabian deserts?


Well that would be cool for about 2 minutes and then it would get too hot.
but no...that's not it either.

[gwhughes]

Crochet a basket, go fly fishing and fill the basket?

[gwhughes]

Hey Rick, guess what I'm NOT going to do today?

Anything you want....Gosh!!

[goodlife]

hehehehe...

[ThrowCop]

Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

[melinda]

win the last poster thread?

[goodlife]

TC....do you think you can find another word besides "gentianellas" to use in your sigline.....it's throwing me off everytime I see it.

[goodlife]

Do you know WHY it's throwing me off?
I've designated today "PURE THOUGHTS DAY"
I need support from my friends!!

[gdoane]

you don't have a dog!

Nobody has a dog.

The dog has you.

Seriously, if it wasn't Bucky who ate all your shrimps but KK did it instead, who would get the worst punishment? Bucky can get away with stuff your own CHILD can't get away with because he's a dog.

The dog has you. You don't have the dog.

[gdoane]

Hey Rick, guess what I'm NOT going to do today?

Solve the Unified Force Theory

[melinda]

eeww....possum, YUCK!

armadillo??

[gwhughes]

are the boards running slow for anyone else today, or is it just me? I go to yahoo-quick, I come here sometimes comes right up sometimes lags sometimes page cannot be displayed....maybe its the wifi?

[goodlife]

Nobody has a dog.

The dog has you.

Seriously, if it wasn't Bucky who ate all your shrimps but KK did it instead, who would get the worst punishment? Bucky can get away with stuff your own CHILD can't get away with because he's a dog.

The dog has you. You don't have the dog.


:think: good point.

But I'm still going to get you a tiny kitten for Christmas.

[melinda]

it's been slow for me for about 2 days now....

[goodlife]

Solve the Unified Force Theory

I don't even know what that is!

[goodlife]

are the boards running slow for anyone else today, or is it just me? I go to yahoo-quick, I come here sometimes comes right up sometimes lags sometimes page cannot be displayed....maybe its the wifi?

Rick is having problems too...he can't get in.

[melinda]

tired of his listless sex life, the man came right out after lovemaking and asked his wife, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

"You're never home", she replied.

[goodlife]

I'm going to send an email to admin and let him know...I think the board is due for some maintenance.

[melinda]

I don't even know what that is!

that's what she said.........

[goodlife]

tired of his listless sex life, the man came right out after lovemaking and asked his wife, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

"You're never home", she replied.

Mel!
That is not helping PURE THOUGHTS DAY!
lol

[gdoane]

:think: good point.

But I'm still going to get you a tiny kitten for Christmas.

If you do, the Kitten will be named "Taco".

[melinda]

Rick is having problems too...he can't get in.

that's what she said............







I shoulda waited........I jumped the gun. :))

[gwhughes]

cool

[XXL Frank]

Rick is having problems too...he can't get in.

That's not exactly a BAD thing....:razz:

[melinda]

Mel!
That is not helping PURE THOUGHTS DAY!
lol

I didn't know it was "PURE THOUGHTS DAY".........:angel:

[melinda]

My husband came home w/ a tube of KYjelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."

He was right. While he was out, I squirted it all over the doorknobs...he couldn't get back in."


:))

[XXL Frank]

My husband came home w/ a tube of KYjelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."

He was right. While he was out, I squirted it all over the doorknobs...he couldn't get back in."


:))



:eek: :confused: :)) :))

[ThrowCop]

Rick is having problems too...he can't get in.Too bad it's been designated "Pure Thoughts Day". I could make a career outta that post! :))

[gdoane]

I don't even know what that is!

There are four known forces.

Electromotive force.

Gravitational force.

Strong Nuclear force.

Weak Nuclear force.

Unified force theory says that ALL FORCE IS THE SAME. The four forces we know as different really are not different at all. They are simply four perceived manifestations of the SAME THING.

Once Unified Force is understood, and manipulated, you can turn Gravity into Electricity, you can turn a Nuclear Bomb into a downhill ski run, and you basically OWN physics.

There are not four known forces. There is one force. A unified force. Understand that force, unlock that force and the universe is a playground for the power unleashed.

[goodlife]

If you do, the Kitten will be named "Taco".


why? :shifty:

[melinda]

Too bad it's been designated "Pure Thoughts Day". I could make a career outta that post! :))

we could give it its own thread and work our way into a ban. :))

[goodlife]

Do you know WHY it's throwing me off?
I've designated today "PURE THOUGHTS DAY"
I need support from my friends!!

[gdoane]

why? :shifty:

Because it's more realistic than a name like "Destiny" would be.

[melinda]

my friend got a kitten and her husband named it "history"...as in "that cat's history." :))

[ThrowCop]

Once Unified Force is understood, and manipulated, you can turn Gravity into Electricity, you can turn a Nuclear Bomb into a downhill ski run, and you basically OWN physics.

There are not four known forces. There is one force. A unified force. Understand that force, unlock that force and the universe is a playground for the power unleashed.There was a guy that already cracked the code. He made an engine that was powered by the tears of oil company execs, but the Feds had him eliminated. I have a picture:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/foil5.jpg

[melinda]

Do you know WHY it's throwing me off?
I've designated today "PURE THOUGHTS DAY"
I need support from my friends!!

does this help, GL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k

[goodlife]

so far so good....all pure thoughts today.

[melinda]

so far so good....all pure thoughts today.

wish I could say the same. :cool:

[goodlife]

hehehe....
I've got a point to prove to someone....hehe

[melinda]

you can do it........did my "youtube" help??

[goodlife]

I haven't looked at it yet...I broke my speakers on my work computer. I'll look at it when I go home for lunch.

[Fire Watch]

I finally got in..boy does it feel good.

[melinda]

I finally got in..boy does it feel good.

now...that's what he said!! ;)

[goodlife]

**fingers in ears**
ya'll are purposely trying to ruin my PURE THOUGHTS DAY!

[melinda]

**fingers in ears**
ya'll are purposely trying to ruin my PURE THOUGHTS DAY!

if you're trying to have pure thoughts, you might want to stay out of Rickalodeon......heck you might want to stay out of TP altogether. :))

[goodlife]

:((

[gwhughes]

There are four known forces.

Electromotive force.

Gravitational force.

Strong Nuclear force.

Weak Nuclear force.

Unified force theory says that ALL FORCE IS THE SAME. The four forces we know as different really are not different at all. They are simply four perceived manifestations of the SAME THING.

Once Unified Force is understood, and manipulated, you can turn Gravity into Electricity, you can turn a Nuclear Bomb into a downhill ski run, and you basically OWN physics.

There are not four known forces. There is one force. A unified force. Understand that force, unlock that force and the universe is a playground for the power unleashed.

Are you sure your against drugs?:)

[melinda]

:((

:hug:

[pryncessbrooke]

I finally got in..boy does it feel good.

:eek:

[melinda]

celery raw
develops the jaw
celery stewed
is more easily chewed.
;)

[Panhead0422]

celery raw
develops the jaw
celery stewed
is more easily chewed.
;)

Chew this:

I WIN!!!!

[Darkwind]

I finally got in..boy does it feel good.

Kind of reminded Me of something My grandmother used to say.


In and out, in and out. Pick one and stay there.

So, I've been choosing in all My life now.

tosses an *eg* towards gl

[goodlife]

Kind of reminded Me of something My grandmother used to say.


In and out, in and out. Pick one and stay there.

So, I've been choosing in all My life now.

tosses an *eg* towards gl


*fingers in ears*
LALALALALLALALALALA....I can't hear you!!!

[Darkwind]

*fingers in ears*
LALALALALLALALALALA....I can't hear you!!!

Face it, its a losing battle.

<chuckling>

[Panhead0422]

Starts pillow fight by making GL Think DW hit her first.

Hides in corner to watch the fight.

[Darkwind]

Starts pillow fight by making GL Think DW hit her first.

Hides in corner to watch the fight.

It'll never work. She knows I don't....er...throw pillows.

[Fire Watch]

getting in is getting easier..isnt that always the way?

[Panhead0422]

It'll never work. She knows I don't....er...throw pillows.UH 0H.

[Fire Watch]

:eek:
I dont buy the shocked innocent act from you. I know better.

[goodlife]

pillow fights are innocent...pure innocent fun.

**WHACK** I just smacked Darkwind right in the back of his head!

[goodlife]

It'll never work. She knows I don't....er...throw pillows.

yeah but I do....:twisted:

[pryncessbrooke]

I dont buy the shocked innocent act from you. I know better.

Oh whatever!

[goodlife]

getting in is getting easier..isnt that always the way?

SHUP!!

[Darkwind]

pillow fights are innocent...pure innocent fun.

**WHACK** I just smacked Darkwind right in the back of his head!

There is nothing innocent or pure about playing with pillows....but if you have to play, these little bedroom pillows just won't cut it..

Don's the green mask and then pulls out a pillow the size of New Jersey. Swinging it so fast that it becomes a twister of little squiggly lines and then letting fly.

POW!

Right in the 'lips' -- and I watch as you go sailing over the horizon!

Smokin'!

[goodlife]

Hmmm.......
evil surrounds me.

[Darkwind]

Hmmm.......
evil surrounds me.

Your just now figuring that out? Sheeeshhhh.....

I'd slap ya, but its pure thoughts day, remember....don't want to get you to excited there lass....

<chuckling>

Well, I'm out of here. Need to get serious and do something constructive with My day.

:twisted:

[goodlife]

ya'll are so not nice to me!

[gdoane]

ya'll are so not nice to me!

Awww, I love ya Sugah! You had a Wii before playing with your Wii was cool!

[goodlife]

You only love me cause I have a Wii before you had a Wii!!! :((

[Fire Watch]

I've had a Wii for 31 yrs now.

[goodlife]

I've had a Wii for 31 yrs now.

Rrrriiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!

[melinda]

I've had a Wii for 31 yrs now.

and it just celebrated it's birthday......

[goodlife]

I wonder if it......................OH SNAP!
*smacking my hand*
shame on me....PURE THOUGHTS PURE THOUGHTS PURE THOUGHTS

[Fire Watch]

the joystick doesnt even need batteries.

[pryncessbrooke]

I've had a Wii for 31 yrs now.

That is such a Rick response!
Pervert!

[goodlife]

I hate you.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm assuming you hate Rick!

[goodlife]

yes, because it's PURE THOUGHTS day and he's trying to derail me!

[pryncessbrooke]

Poor girl! You don't stand a chance!

[curtis123]

These ladies must have an xbox, Rick.

[gdoane]

You only love me cause I have a Wii before you had a Wii!!! :((

Honey, with what you've got, you'll have a lot more Wii than I'll ever see.

Oh yeah... pure thoughts day.

So how far have you swung the cow with your Wii?

Ouch. Not a pure thought there...

[WorldWatcher]

Because it's more realistic than a name like "Destiny" would be.


I thought you were going to refer to a skillet with some refried beans, chilies, tomatoes and onions with a fried tortilla shell.


>>>>

[WorldWatcher]

so far so good....all pure thoughts today.


My condolences.


Go read the iBoob thread, it will get your mind off it.


:dance:

>>>>

[pryncessbrooke]

Honey, with what you've got, you'll have a lot more Wii than I'll ever see.

Oh yeah... pure thoughts day.

So how far have you swung the cow with your Wii?

Ouch. Not a pure thought there...

:eek: :lol:

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

I play games on my Wii, X box, computer, PS2 ........... ~ Boy I am a video game geek lol ~

[gdoane]

I thought you were going to refer to a skillet with some refried beans, chilies, tomatoes and onions with a fried tortilla shell.


>>>>

See, that right there is why Mexico is a third world nation. They have these refried beans. In America we don't even fry beans but if we did we wouldn't have to do it twice. We get the job done right the first time.

Tortillas are what you get when you're trying to bake bread and you don't know what the heck you're doing. I used to think bagels were the world's saddest attempt at making a loaf of bread because tortillas are so pitiful that it took me years to realize they was even trying to make bread.

So the next burrito you have, just remember you're eating beans that weren't fried right on bread that wasn't made right and say "Viva Mexico!"

[Stuball]

I've had a Wii for 31 yrs now.
How long have you been playing with it?

[Stuball]

See, that right there is why Mexico is a third world nation. They have these refried beans. In America we don't even fry beans but if we did we wouldn't have to do it twice. We get the job done right the first time.

Tortillas are what you get when you're trying to bake bread and you don't know what the heck you're doing. I used to think bagels were the world's saddest attempt at making a loaf of bread because tortillas are so pitiful that it took me years to realize they was even trying to make bread.

So the next burrito you have, just remember you're eating beans that weren't fried right on bread that wasn't made right and say "Viva Mexico!"
If Bagels are a bad attempt at making bread why are there holes in them?

[melinda]

Rrrriiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!

OH......I so misread this. I thought there was a "P" on there. my mistake. carry on....................

[melinda]

These ladies must have an xbox, Rick.

"X" marks the spot....:cool:

[Stuball]

OH......I so misread this. I thought there was a "P" on there. my mistake. carry on....................
Its a natural mistake The two are often confused:shhh:

[melinda]

How long have you been playing with it?

my guess is 31 years.........

[melinda]

Its a natural mistake The two are often confused:shhh:

true. :D

[pryncessbrooke]

my guess is 31 years.........

Well he probably started in the womb!

[goodlife]

Poor girl! You don't stand a chance!

HA! That's what he thinks too....but I'm stronger than that....:cool:

[gdoane]

I play games on my Wii, X box, computer, PS2 ........... ~ Boy I am a video game geek lol ~

My living room gaming system:

Optoma H30 DLP Projector, ceiling mounted on a 72" Movie screen. 480p, 480i, 720p, 1080i capable. Pioneer Dolby Surround system punctuated by Advent speakers. 200 watts per channel will blow you clean out of the room with the sound waves.

Wii. Xbox 360. PS2. Dreamcast. Saturn. All fed through COMPONENT VIDEO for a THEATER CLASS GAMING EXPERIENCE.

You would have a long tough row to hoe to try to outgeek me at video games. I own a working Atari 2600 for pity's sake! It has Circus Atari in it right now.

[goodlife]

I LOVE Circus Atari!
That used to be my favorite game.

[Fire Watch]

Well he probably started in the womb!
Thas where I prefer to end it too.;)

[gdoane]

I LOVE Circus Atari!
That used to be my favorite game.

I've got it. WITH the original paddles. They just don't make video game controllers that last 30 years like they used to.

[pryncessbrooke]

Thas where I prefer to end it too.;)

I sooooooooooooo didn't mean it that way!