Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Liability]

Liability RUN Get out while you can HURRY


:))

[goodlife]

:shifty:

[Stuball]

there's penicillin for that.
I prefer abstinence

[Stuball]

what about post #7777?
this reminds me of a poem See if anyone can tell me who wrote it


Born of the rubble that lies there
Nurtured through snow and through rain
By men whose only companions
Are derrick, and shovel, and crane.
Center for great institutions
Place where conglomerates grow
Yet home for the little cigar shop
With the candies all in a row.
Seven-seven-seven they will call you.
Towards heaven, heaven, heaven you will soar.
Only God can make a tree, I will grant you
But only man can make a fortieth floor.

[Fire Watch]

this reminds me of a poem See if anyone can tell me who wrote it


Born of the rubble that lies there
Nurtured through snow and through rain
By men whose only companions
Are derrick, and shovel, and crane.
Center for great institutions
Place where conglomerates grow
Yet home for the little cigar shop
With the candies all in a row.
Seven-seven-seven they will call you.
Towards heaven, heaven, heaven you will soar.
Only God can make a tree, I will grant you
But only man can make a fortieth floor.
Isnt it Felix from the Odd Couple?

[Stuball]

Isnt it a song that Felix sang once on the Odd Couple?
youre right but its a poem he wrote at the writers school not a song

[Fire Watch]

already edited

[goodlife]

How damned long you gonna make me wait?

[melinda]

How damned long you gonna make me wait?

that's what she said........

[Liability]

that's what she said........

No. That's what HE said!

[Fire Watch]

Liability hasnt been keeping up..lol..it's always what SHE said in Rickalodeon.

[melinda]

Liability hasnt been keeping up..lol..it's always what SHE said in Rickalodeon.

damn straight. ;)

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said

[Liability]

Liability hasnt been keeping up..lol..it's always what SHE said in Rickalodeon.

Well, then, you guys must be going about the process of SOME things rather poorly.

:)

[Liability]

damn straight. ;)

As they say in these parts "not for nuthin', but" your avie is a huge disappointment.

The other one was vastly preferable.

:)

!

[Fire Watch]

This thread is magnificent.

[Liability]

This thread is magnificent.


It needs a little work. Are you with me, brother?

Let's get melinda's old avie back!

:)

[Fire Watch]

There's a reason behind it...where she lives in Texas has been inundated with rain lately..

[Liability]

There's a reason behind it...where she lives in Texas has been inundated with rain lately..

All the more reason for spreading a little sunshine HERE!

[goodlife]

I win

[FidelisAdMortem]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/morticia28358/rickswing.gif

BEST POST EVER!

[Fire Watch]

Eat me rent a cop.

[goodlife]

hi everybody!

[Fire Watch]

Hi...what did you win a few posts back?

[goodlife]

the best prize ever!

[melinda]

GL...the rains came this late morning/early afternoon.......then the sun came out and it was a sunny evening......now the rains have come again. ugh ugh ugh

[goodlife]

yeah we had them too...seems to have all cleared up now though.
I think alabama is getting a good bit of rain today.
here it's just scattered thunderstorms.

[goodlife]

Hellloooooalodeon.

[bayoubill]

yeah we had them too...seems to have all cleared up now though.
I think alabama is getting a good bit of rain today.
here it's just scattered thunderstorms.

Despite what the weatherman said, the rain held off and the sky cleared by early afternoon... turned out to be a nice day... was finally able to mow the lawn.

[gdoane]

I went tubing on the Salt River today, and as it was a planned trip I did some preparation for it. One of the things I saw on the last trip was a floating cooler, but it was a little one that one of the girls had.

I'm a man and being a man, I like 'em big. I don't know who invented the boob job but I'd be willing to bet it wasn't a woman. I digress.

Anyway, I go shopping in search of the greatest river rafting cooler ever invented, and I found this monster cooler. http://www.pooltoy.com/60qucobysp.html

At Cabela's, they had it mounted on the wall next to a Catamaran and a Bass Boat so it didn't look THAT big by comparison so I happily grabbed the box, put it in my shopping cart and out came the debit card. Ka-CHING!!

Getting this cooler home was only part of the battle. I had to blow it up. So, puffing away, I blew and blew and blew until the Three Little Pigs sent me an e-mail saying "NO MAS! NO MAS!" and then I remembered I had a 5 Horsepower electric air compressor with a 25 gallon tank in my toolshed. That thing could paint a house so I let it blow up the rafting cooler like a power tool should and it grew. And grew. And grew. Just as I'm beginning to have serious doubts about any ability to get this thing through the door, it was finally inflated.

This was a "What Were You Thinking" sort of moment as I gazed upon this thing taking up fully half my kitchen floor and I realized that 60 quarts is 15 gallons. This thing is bigger than the gas tanks of most modern vehicles and I'm gonna fill it with what?

So, I put my six-pack in there, some pints of water, soda, and such and then the ice and it was only a teeny bit full. Not even 1/4 the way full but I figured I'd certainly need help getting this beast down to the river and what better way to enlist aid than having extra cooler space? I'd simply say that I have space in my cooler (understatement of the year), fellow tubers would seize the opportunity and then they'd share a mutual interest in transporting this floating cooler to the Salt River with me.

Few things have foiled great plans as much as gravity does. If not for gravity, Wile E. Coyote would have long ago caught that Roadrunner, and my planning fared little better. You see, my plan actually did work and it was effective, and I did get many people putting their stuff in my cooler and therefore helping me get to the river with it, however MY STUFF WAS ON THE BOTTOM.

I did enjoy the trip down the river, even though getting any of my beverages required more effort than your average coal mine takes, and I did have bar none the coolest, biggest, baddest cooler on the river today but next time, I'm taking the girl-sized cooler. There's a reason Wile E. Coyote was a male. Nobody would believe a girl could be that dumb with overkill.

[Fire Watch]

Glad you had a good time..you can use the cooler as a jacuzzi until the next trip.

[Fire Watch]

Go vote please..

http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261552

[melinda]

I voted.......

[Fire Watch]

Thank You Mel!!

[melinda]

Thank You Mel!!

de nada........and I did NOT watch...did NOT care. lol

[Fire Watch]

Same here. I would have watched Metallica had I known they were going to be on...I didnt find out they were even there until today

[melinda]

Same here. I would have watched Metallica had I known they were going to be on...I didnt find out they were even there until today

I didn't know anything about it. Didn't give a rat's ass........ :))

[melinda]

and um...Rick, if you want me to comment on your pics that you post, you better start commenting on mine. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I'm sorry..I've been slacking havent I...I had to respond to that comment by Token.

[melinda]

I'm sorry..I've been slacking havent I...I had to respond to that comment by Token.

I'll forgive you..................this time. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Grazie bella.

[melinda]

de nada.......again. I don't know how to say it in Italian.
my daughter speaks Italian though.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah? She's kinda hot too..waiting on you to PM me her #

[goodlife]

:rolleyes:

Good morning Mel...I hope you have a rainless day!

[goodlife]

now what?

[Fire Watch]

I dunno..I gotta hit 40k..this thread needs to get to 20k..

[goodlife]

my next goal is 25k

[Liability]

Hi...what did you win a few posts back?

Shhh. She's playing "last person to post" in the wrong thread.

Let her be.

[tha malcontent™]

my next goal is 25k

Get a Life!...

25,000 Posts on some silly Message Board...

Only a Loser would Post that much! ;)

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

ditto

[Liability]

ditto!

I almost said MEGA-dittoes, but that sounds vaguely --

ghey.

[Fire Watch]

lol

[goodlife]

hush Liability...everything I do is calculated....

[Fire Watch]

Right...you're THAT devious..lol

[goodlife]

why yes.....yes I am.
Remember the word... ILLUSION!

[Fire Watch]

Delusion is more accurate I think.

[goodlife]

Was that what I think it was?

[Fire Watch]

huh?

[goodlife]

another one....
What was that word??
Concession stand....consciousness....consuela....conphu.....
something like that.

[Fire Watch]

I dont know what you're talking about

[goodlife]

another one....
Damn I'm good.

[Fire Watch]

another what?

[goodlife]

I dunno..... :whistle:

[soupdragon]

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[goodlife]

grass cutting time..bbl!

[Fire Watch]

bye

[soupdragon]

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end!

[FidelisAdMortem]

This thread has served its purpose, time to lock it down!

[Liability]

I believe that's what SHE said...

[soupdragon]

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said "Cut it out".

[FidelisAdMortem]

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said "Cut it out".

Worst Joke Ever!

[soupdragon]

Worst Joke Ever!

But it wasn't a joke :think:

[Panhead0422]

By the power not vested in me, this thread is now LOCKED!!!!

[FidelisAdMortem]

But it wasn't a joke :think:

Worst Attempt to Further a Joke Ever!

[Liability]

Speaking of Steven Wright:

I had a bad dream last night.

Oh wait.

That wasn't me.

[Fire Watch]

Speaking of Steven Wright:

I had a bad dream last night.

Oh wait.

That wasn't me.
Greatest comic alive..

*I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

*Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

[soupdragon]

Worst Attempt to Further a Joke Ever!

It's not a joke.............................:((

[FidelisAdMortem]

It's not a joke.............................:((

Wah wah wah.

[goodlife]

hey soup....I have a light switch in my house like that too!
it doesn't do anything...why is it there? I have no idea.

[goodlife]

Wah wah wah.


Can you like NOT be an ass for like more than 5 minutes?

[soupdragon]

hey soup....I have a light switch in my house like that too!
it doesn't do anything...why is it there? I have no idea.

I have one too, I've switched it on, looked all round the house, upstairs and downstairs, then onto outside and nothing!!!! It drives me crazy, I think the Secret Service installed it :D

[FidelisAdMortem]

Can you like NOT be an ass for like more than 5 minutes?

Yea, I'm sure I could.

[goodlife]

you should try.

[FidelisAdMortem]

you should try.

I should try alot of things. I'll add it to the list.

[goodlife]

it's much nicer to have friends than enemies...

[StevenAmendolaII]

And with friends like him, who needs enemies?

[FidelisAdMortem]

it's much nicer to have friends than enemies...

I didn't know it was bumpersticker phrase day here at Hannity.

[FidelisAdMortem]

And with friends like him, who needs enemies?

This kid always makes me chuckle.

[soupdragon]

Fish and guests begin to smell after three days!

[jet]

Fish and guests begin to smell after three days!

My grandma used to have a sign outside of her kitchen: all of our guests bring us blessings; some by coming, others by going..... ;)

[soupdragon]

My grandma used to have a sign outside of her kitchen: all of our guests bring us blessings; some by coming, others by going..... ;)

She's a wise lady and so spot on :D

[jet]

She's a wise lady and so spot on :D

She sure was!! I have the sign now :D

You have smelly house guests or smelly thread guests? :think: ;)

[Fire Watch]

I'm not answering that.

[jet]

I'm not answering that.

Happy Birthday to someone in RR's family today...right? Is it your triplets? I can't remember. I just remember something about a party.

And do I smell??? Holy cow...the web cam has smell sensors now??? :redface: I'll put my shoes back on.

[soupdragon]

She sure was!! I have the sign now :D

You have smelly house guests or smelly thread guests? :think: ;)

Kids got 2 Hamsters yesterday, so smelly I guess, dam things have bitten me twice

[jet]

Kids got 2 Hamsters yesterday, so smelly I guess, dam things have bitten me twice

They must be liberals...... ;)

[soupdragon]

They must be liberals...... ;)

I tell yer there evil, I know you shouldn't touch them for the first day or so after bringing them home and I wasnt, I was moving a the wattle bottle to a better level for them and I swear one came running from out the corner like a bull in bullfight, it sized me up and gave me the eye and leapt at me :eek:

[StevenAmendolaII]

Yeah, you get pretty stupid hamsters after years of consanginuity and unnatural selection.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, you get pretty stupid hamsters after years of consanginuity and unnatural selection.
Much like the "blue blood aristocrats".

[Stuball]

This kid always makes me chuckle.
I dunno........ his Avie creeps me out for some reason

[soupdragon]

I dunno........ his Avie creeps me out for some reason

Is it supposed to be someone I would know? It kinda looks like a character from The Young Ones :-

[StevenAmendolaII]

Much like the "blue blood aristocrats".

Yes, every royal family in Europe.

[Fire Watch]

and the wannabees here

[goodlife]

yep Jet..it's his triplets birthday....I do believe they're turning 4 today.
I'm still waiting to see birthday pics...I bet they look adorable.
That little Garrison...he's going to be something else. He's got that gleam in his eye just like his daddy.

[Fire Watch]

awww.thanks...I think..

[soupdragon]

"I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard - and I realise it's me."...........................Dave Allen

[goodlife]

awww.thanks...I think..

:twisted:

[soupdragon]

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string...........................it's quiet round here so I'm on a roll

[StevenAmendolaII]

Don't forget the Chicken Salad.

[soupdragon]

Don't forget the Chicken Salad.

Come again?

[StevenAmendolaII]

Well surely they call it Chicken Caesar Salad for a reason. Unless they just screwed up while trying to write 'Chicken Czar Salad'

[goodlife]

i'm having chinese for dinner

[soupdragon]

Well surely they call it Chicken Caesar Salad for a reason. Unless they just screwed up while trying to write 'Chicken Czar Salad'

Aaah get yer, bit of a blonde moment there :D But......Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard:think:

[Stuball]

i'm having chinese for dinner
Beef w black bean sauce?

[jet]

yep Jet..it's his triplets birthday....I do believe they're turning 4 today.
I'm still waiting to see birthday pics...I bet they look adorable.
That little Garrison...he's going to be something else. He's got that gleam in his eye just like his daddy.

Awww!! Thanks for answering my question!!!!

So, triple happy birthday, Wright Triplets :dance: :dance:

[Stuball]

Im only posting in Rickalodeon today as a birthday gift to the triplets:lol:

[soupdragon]

I've got a new hairdo, I look quite fetching

[goodlife]

Beef w black bean sauce?

that doesn't sound appetizing.

[Stuball]

that doesn't sound appetizing.
Its yummy

[goodlife]

OMG Rick!!!!

You know what you were telling us happened to Elizabeth's dad's kitchen yesterday? Guess what? That happened to Sarah's bedroom today!
Or at some point...i don't even know when it happened. My dad said...what happened to the ceiling in Sarah's room? She hasn't been here in over a week so I had no reason to go in her room and the door was closed. I was like...I don't know what you're talking about. I walked in a big hunk of sheetrock is on the floor and another hunk is bulging down and the globe around the light on her ceiling fan has about 3 inches of water in it! It must have happened a few days ago because everything feels dry but it's obvious that a good bit of water was leaking in there because all of her bedding is water stained.
It's from the air conditioner.....and we've had this problem before and I'm ****ED.

[Fire Watch]

Awww!! Thanks for answering my question!!!!

So, triple happy birthday, Wright Triplets :dance: :dance:
Grazie!!

[Fire Watch]

Im only posting in Rickalodeon today as a birthday gift to the triplets:lol:
Lmao..thank you Stu, really.

[Fire Watch]

OMG Rick!!!!

You know what you were telling us happened to Elizabeth's dad's kitchen yesterday? Guess what? That happened to Sarah's bedroom today!
Or at some point...i don't even know when it happened. My dad said...what happened to the ceiling in Sarah's room? She hasn't been here in over a week so I had no reason to go in her room and the door was closed. I was like...I don't know what you're talking about. I walked in a big hunk of sheetrock is on the floor and another hunk is bulging down and the globe around the light on her ceiling fan has about 3 inches of water in it! It must have happened a few days ago because everything feels dry but it's obvious that a good bit of water was leaking in there because all of her bedding is water stained.
It's from the air conditioner.....and we've had this problem before and I'm ****ED.

Damn, sorry to hear it.

[Liability]

I was looking at FAM's avie.

Is that a flat line?

[goodlife]

good morning!
I hate Monday's.

[melinda]

at least it's not raining............

[gdoane]

at least it's not raining............

I'll trade you rain for the haboob we had this weekend.

Arizona is the only place in America a haboob can happen. A haboob is a wall of dust often over a thousand feet high that just sweeps over everything. We had one yesterday which unofficially launched our monsoon season.

[melinda]

I'll trade you rain for the haboob we had this weekend.

Arizona is the only place in America a haboob can happen. A haboob is a wall of dust often over a thousand feet high that just sweeps over everything. We had one yesterday which unofficially launched our monsoon season.

oh man..........we had some workers killed one time during a sand storm. I think it was in Nevada........ They were driving down the highway when the sand storm hit. :(

[goodlife]

I'll trade you rain for the haboob we had this weekend.

Arizona is the only place in America a haboob can happen. A haboob is a wall of dust often over a thousand feet high that just sweeps over everything. We had one yesterday which unofficially launched our monsoon season.

Hey weenie...wasn't it ME that first introduced you to that word?? :think:

[goodlife]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling006.jpg

:((

[Yankee in NC]

huh? boom?

[Fire Watch]

That sucks...really.

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Yes Monday’s Suck!

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling006.jpg

:((


Awww that stinks :(

[Yankee in NC]

gl - you doing some remodeling?

[goodlife]

NOT intentionally!!

[Stuball]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling006.jpg

:((
dont ya hate when that happens?
Afew years ago I woke up and a chunk of the living room ceiling had caved in

[Yankee in NC]

NOT intentionally!!

I hope everything gets fixed up quickly. Sorry about that.

[melinda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/ceiling006.jpg

:((

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Fire Watch]

The pity she receives here will probably be all the pity she gets. If she went around the Mandeville, New Orleans area whining about a little roof damage after Katrina...she may get lynched.

[melinda]

The pity she receives here will probably be all the pity she gets. If she went around the Mandeville, New Orleans area whining about a little roof damage after Katrina...she may get lynched.

well now, very true. But it still sucks when it happens.............

[Fire Watch]

Yup..the same thing happened to my father in law Saturday..in his kitchen..about an 5 x 12 ft section..had to cancel our kids BD party for the day.

[melinda]

So my mother is very political. And she is a very right leaning conservative.........I always get these long-assed e-mails from her of the "latest" interesting articles that I just must read. With the elections coming, there will be an increase in these e-mails. My delete button will probably get worn out in the next few months...........

[melinda]

Yup..the same thing happened to my father in law Saturday..in his kitchen..about an 5 x 12 ft section..had to cancel our kids BD party for the day.

so did the kids ever get their party?

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, yesterday..I had to work though.

[melinda]

that stinks.........

[melinda]

:)) :)) :))

I won't say it, but you all know I was thinking it.......

[Fire Watch]

ewww...lol...you're ****ing hilarious.

[melinda]

I crack myself up sometimes. :))


and yeah, ewwwww.

[goodlife]

The pity she receives here will probably be all the pity she gets. If she went around the Mandeville, New Orleans area whining about a little roof damage after Katrina...she may get lynched.

:evil:

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[melinda]

sometimes life just has to suck, and sometimes the only thing you can do about it is find the humor and laugh.............:))

[Fire Watch]

That should be on a Hallmark card.

[melinda]

I am good. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Prove it.

[melinda]

Prove it.

:angel:

[Fire Watch]

uh huh

[goodlife]

I so do not feel like dealing with this fallen ceiling crap.

[Fire Watch]

Me either. I wont.

[melinda]

I so do not feel like dealing with this fallen ceiling crap.

ignore it....it will go away.

[melinda]

uh huh

not buying it??

[Fire Watch]

Not a bit.

[melinda]

Not a bit.

hmmmm. you must be smart.

[Fire Watch]

haha..ok.

[plsd2mechu]

Hi Rick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Hey Deb!

[plsd2mechu]

I don't know how to change my sig......................

You bastard!!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

BTW....................

How was the birthday celebration?

And congratulations to you and Liz on surviving the "3's".

[Fire Watch]

It was ok..I had to miss it for work though since wehad to reschedule it from Saturday.

[melinda]

wah wah wah....

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[melinda]

you do that a lot.

[Fire Watch]

yeah..
this video is strange strange..but the song is pretty cool http://youtube.com/watch?v=hxeNZOLNh4c

[Fire Watch]

is it wrong??/

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/awesomefreecandyvan.jpg

[melinda]

is it wrong??/

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/awesomefreecandyvan.jpg

a little frightening I must say..........

[Yankee in NC]

is it wrong??/

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/awesomefreecandyvan.jpg

I have to remember that...

[Fire Watch]

It works....so I hear..

[plsd2mechu]

If I get drunk and get on the line tonight..........................

Will you come and laugh at me?

[Yankee in NC]

If I get drunk and get on the line tonight..........................

Will you come and laugh at me?

Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.


er... nevermind

[plsd2mechu]

Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.


er... nevermind

Can I just pinch your juicy, juicy cheeks?

[plsd2mechu]

RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You better tell me how to fix my sig DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yankee in NC]

Can I just pinch your juicy, juicy cheeks?

all 4 of them

[melinda]

RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You better tell me how to fix my sig DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deb, I thought you wanted that sig....

[Fire Watch]

RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You better tell me how to fix my sig DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno..you'd better ask Geno.

[plsd2mechu]

I dunno..you'd better ask Geno.

****!!!!!!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

all 4 of them

I've only seen 2, and they were VERY juicy!!!!

[Fire Watch]

****!!!!!!!!!
yessssss?

[Yankee in NC]

I've only seen 2, and they were VERY juicy!!!!

I... better not say anything

[plsd2mechu]

yessssss?

Somebody is ****ING UP my MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

lmao
Gene will fix it for you.

[plsd2mechu]

There...............................

I figured it out...........................

ALL by myself!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

good job..but now your sig line makes no sense.

[plsd2mechu]

good job..but now your sig line makes no sense.

<insert 915 motto here>

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[goodlife]

poor Deb...LOL

[Yankee in NC]

poor Deb...LOL

I heard you were in on this...

[plsd2mechu]

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230726)


fifty-'leven times a day my man.

[plsd2mechu]

poor Deb...LOL

Nooooooooooooooo ****!!!!!

I just watched my MOJO fly OUT the damn window.

[Fire Watch]

poor mojo

[goodlife]

I heard you were in on this...

Hey! I wasn't in on it....it was in on me!

[Yankee in NC]

oh sure... deny...

[Fire Watch]

She wasnt actually..she was a target.

[gdoane]

Okay, I fixed the sig for plsd. It's back to what it was before the mojo flew the coop.

[Yankee in NC]

She wasnt actually..she was a target.

I know. Was trying to cause trouble

[Fire Watch]

It isnt hard to do..Deb, it was Leigh's fault

[gdoane]

It isnt hard to do..Deb, it was Leigh's fault

Not again! Rick, if we have to do the clapping thing and say I believe in fairies again I'm hiding behind you so your the one who looks like a certifiable nutcase and not me.

[Fire Watch]

You hide behind me? You better be standing about 75 yrds away..I had brat's and grilled onions for dinner last night

[plsd2mechu]

Okay, I fixed the sig for plsd. It's back to what it was before the mojo flew the coop.

I LOVE Gene!!!!

He's my FRIEND!!!!

He would NEVER participate in a prank on ME.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah..tell me what you find in the sand where your heads buried..

[soupdragon]

Tommorow I'm on a visit and I'm gonna have to wing it!!!!! I'm temporary promoted but it don't mean I know everything, my blagging it days are gonna have to come to the fore

[gdoane]

You hide behind me? You better be standing about 75 yrds away..I had brat's and grilled onions for dinner last night

I'd figure you'd be trained better than that living in a house full of womenfolks who tend to be unappreciative of such gastric antics.

Thank goodness I don't smoke. Definitely don't want to set off any sparks.

[Yankee in NC]

Tommorow I'm on a visit and I'm gonna have to wing it!!!!! I'm temporary promoted but it don't mean I know everything, my blagging it days are gonna have to come to the fore

Can you repeat that in English please?

[jet]

I'd figure you'd be trained better than that living in a house full of womenfolks who tend to be unappreciative of such gastric antics.

Thank goodness I don't smoke. Definitely don't want to set off any sparks.

Did he say he farted on cue? :think:

Husband NEVER farted in my presence while we were dating. 6 weeks after getting married, he farted on cue and basically hasn't stopped since. Some things we just learn to live with I suppose

[soupdragon]

Can you repeat that in English please?

That was perfect English ask Queenie!

[Fire Watch]

I'd figure you'd be trained better than that living in a house full of womenfolks who tend to be unappreciative of such gastric antics.

Thank goodness I don't smoke. Definitely don't want to set off any sparks.
The wifes not home..kids are playing in one of the other rooms..

[Yankee in NC]

That was perfect English ask Queenie!

Well, good luck with having your car looked at tomorrow... or did I misunderstand?

[Fire Watch]

Well, good luck with having your car looked at tomorrow... or did I misunderstand?
NONONO, she said she's playing banjo in a rock band for the troops in Dublin.

[soupdragon]

Well, good luck with having your car looked at tomorrow... or did I misunderstand?

Yes silly it was me dog and his under carrage :))

[plsd2mechu]

.....................

Husband NEVER farted in my presence while we were dating. 6 weeks after getting married, he farted on cue and basically hasn't stopped since. Some things we just learn to live with I suppose


Yeah..........................

My hubby's feet NEVER smelled while we were courting AND he could cook.

I've often wondered where that man is...................

[Fire Watch]

So...you're playing Golf with a Hawaiian bounty hunter?

[soupdragon]

NONONO, she said she's playing banjo in a rock band for the troops in Dublin.

Yep, I like the way the lead guy plays with his fiddle :lol:

[plsd2mechu]

NONONO, she said she's playing banjo in a rock band for the troops in Dublin.


No no no Silly......................

she said I should drink PLENTY of scotch tonight!!!!

[jet]

Yeah..........................

My hubby's feet NEVER smelled while we were courting AND he could cook.

I've often wondered where that man is...................

That's why God created alcohol!!!

[soupdragon]

No no no Silly......................

she said I should drink PLENTY of scotch tonight!!!!

2 bottles of 6% cider, 3 litres at £2.42 is what I meant :))

[plsd2mechu]

Farewell Rickalodeon.

I'm off to buy a new A/C.

[gdoane]

2 bottles of 6% cider, 3 litres at £2.42 is what I meant :))

Soupster, do you have any idea what that pound sign is supposed to stand for? It looks like a funny "L" and I always thought it stood for "LBS" because that's an abbreviation for Pounds.

I've never figured out the American dollar sign. "$" can't stand for "Dollar" by any stretch of the imagination.

[soupdragon]

Soupster, do you have any idea what that pound sign is supposed to stand for? It looks like a funny "L" and I always thought it stood for "LBS" because that's an abbreviation for Pounds.

I've never figured out the American dollar sign. "$" can't stand for "Dollar" by any stretch of the imagination.

I think it stands for you've been ripped off! Or to be academic it means This sign is simply a capital letter L, written in old-fashioned roundhand, with one or two crossbars to show that it is being used as a symbol or abbreviation. The L stands for the Latin word libra, the name of a Roman unit of weight, which also gave rise to the abbreviation lb for a pound as a measure of weight, and to the French word livre. The symbol for the Japanese yen was probably invented by analogy with the pound and dollar symbols, as it is a capital Y with one or two bars across it.

So you were spot on :cool: ............courtesy of google

[Liability]

KUDOS to Melinda on her avie update!

[gdoane]

I think it stands for you've been ripped off! Or to be academic it means This sign is simply a capital letter L, written in old-fashioned roundhand, with one or two crossbars to show that it is being used as a symbol or abbreviation. The L stands for the Latin word libra, the name of a Roman unit of weight, which also gave rise to the abbreviation lb for a pound as a measure of weight, and to the French word livre. The symbol for the Japanese yen was probably invented by analogy with the pound and dollar symbols, as it is a capital Y with one or two bars across it.

So you were spot on :cool: ............courtesy of google

I thought of that after I typed it that it probably does have something to do with the Latin word for Pound (Libra, as you said).

The $ is all over the place with different theories as to its origin. Google can't even figure this one out.

The story I think is most credible is that the "S" stood for "Schilling" and the bar through it shows it to be an abbreviation. You see the same convention in the capital "L" for the British Pound to and again in the Yen symbol and the Euro.

[Token]

Did some posts just get taken of this thread? Sorry wrong thread.

[soupdragon]

Gene does this sound pheasable:-
The history of the dollar is a story involving many countries in different continents. The word dollar is much older than the American unit of currency. It is an Anglicised form of "thaler", (pronounced taler, with a long "a"), the name given to coins first minted in 1519 from locally mined silver in Joachimsthal in Bohemia. (Today the town of Joachimsthal lies within the borders of the Czech republic and its Czech name is Jáchymov). Thaler is a shortened form of the term by which the coin was originally known - Joachimsthaler.

Later on the English version of the name (dollar) was also applied to similar coins, not only ones minted in central Europe but also the Spanish peso and the Portuguese eight-real piece. Both these large silver coins were practically identical in weight and fineness. Today we are familiar with the phrase pieces of eight from tales of pirates in the Caribbean.

Those coins, particularly the Spanish peso or dollar circulated widely in Britain's North American colonies because of a shortage of official British coins. That is why, after the United States gained its independence the new nation chose "dollar" as the name of its currency instead of keeping the pound.

[Fire Watch]

Did some posts just get taken of this thread? Sorry wrong thread.
lol

[goodlife]

It isnt hard to do..Deb, it was Leigh's fault

better watch it there big boy.....:naughty:

[goodlife]

soup, I'm impressed!! You is one smart chicky.
So what have you promoted to?
Did you throw that old holey mangy sweater away yet?
Make sure you comb your hair tomorrow....you wanna impress the higher ups if you want to keep the promotion. And just remember..it's ok if you don't know everything....make stuff up as you go....you just have to SOUND like you know what you're doing!
Good Luck!

[gdoane]

soup, I'm impressed!! You is one smart chicky.

I think she's got the whole Google thing down pat.

[goodlife]

hey...it takes brains to use google too!

[Stuball]

soup, I'm impressed!! You is one smart chicky.
So what have you promoted to?
Did you throw that old holey mangy sweater away yet?
Make sure you comb your hair tomorrow....you wanna impress the higher ups if you want to keep the promotion. And just remember..it's ok if you don't know everything....make stuff up as you go....you just have to SOUND like you know what you're doing!
Good Luck!
Leighs a boss This stuff works on her all the time

[gdoane]

hey...it takes brains to use google too!

How would a blonde know?

[goodlife]

:think:
good point!

[Stuball]

How would a blonde know?
go to Google
type in Google Blonde
hit Im feeling lucky

[goodlife]

blonde secretary?

[Stuball]

blonde secretary?
yeah he he

[Stuball]

someones deleting again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stuball]

We may be back to 0 soon

[Stuball]

can someone help me tread water here

[goodlife]

who's deleting what where?

[Stuball]

15 minutes ago there were 12 more posts than there is now and that not counting the ones I keep adding

[goodlife]

I just put some clothes to wash

[Stuball]

who's deleting what where?
This was at 1584 earlier not counting my recent posts