Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

Dont ask : Dont tell, it works for the Navy, it'll work for Rickalodeon.

[goodlife]

Dont ask : Dont tell, it works for the Navy, it'll work for Rickalodeon.

yeah..that's worked real well for Rickalodeon so far....
go to bed.

[Fire Watch]

Great idea actually. Nite!

[goodlife]

nite Rick.

[gdoane]

Omg..you just never know what you're getting into by opening this thread.

Oh, you didn't even get the Border Patrol story.

There are five of us, obviously American because everybody either has blonde hair, or blue eyes, or a combination. We're in a Kia Sportage approaching the border to come back to Phoenix and I just know we're gonna get a cavity search. I figure I'm going to be losing the last little bit of virginity that I've got left if we tick off the Border Patrol.

Now I'm already in total violation of US law because I got a Henna Tattoo of a gecko on my right arm, and while those temporary tattoos have been around for like 1,500 years they're not exactly FDA approved. You can't get a Henna tattoo in the USA legally. Oddly enough, you can get a REAL tattoo but Henna? Nope.

So I'm crossing my fingers and toes at the border hoping Mr. Border Patrol Agent doesn't look too close or stick fingers in painful places, and we get to the border in this Kia Sportage.

Do you know how child safety locks work? The driver is a grandma, her grandbabies are like one and two years old so she has the child safety features turned on, and the Border Patrol Agent, first thing, he asks us to roll down the rear window.

Here we are, about ten seconds away from a cavity search and the US Border Patrol says to put down the rear window, and we CAN'T DO IT because the child safety locks are on.

"Ma'am, do you own this car?" The Border Patrol Agent leaned into the car driver side window and assessed the terrified passengers. We were all sure we were going to have the sort of intimacy that's usually associated with a movie and a dinner first, but the guy was pretty cool. Our driver, a blonde of course, said "Yes, I own it, but I haven't had it that long."

So the border patrol agent said "Ma'am, I'm going to let you move along with a homework assignment. Learn how to roll down the window." and we were waved along. FREEDOM!! Sweet FREEDOM! And no cavity search! :cool:

[Fire Watch]

I gotta get more coffee before rereading that.

[gdoane]

I gotta get more coffee before rereading that.

I don't drink coffee much anymore. There are juicier fruits than beans and they taste better.

[Fire Watch]

I like bean juice.

[gdoane]

I like bean juice.

Do you normally pour boiling water over things you like?

[goodlife]

bean juice = coffee?
me like.
Gene may not like it but he knows how to make it.
It was very nice waking up to coffee already made while Gene was here.

[goodlife]

Good Morning by the way.

[Fire Watch]

Do you normally pour boiling water over things you like?
I did until my wife threatened divorce.

[gdoane]

bean juice = coffee?
me like.
Gene may not like it but he knows how to make it.
It was very nice waking up to coffee already made while Gene was here.

I actually drank a lot of it while I was in the Navy and then when I returned to civilian life I just stopped drinking it.

[gdoane]

I did until my wife threatened divorce.

I can see how boiling water poured on a spouse could result in domestic disputes.

[Fire Watch]

She gets a little edgy in the kitchen now.

[goodlife]

yikes.

anybody got a safety pin?

[Fire Watch]

are they really "safe"?

[melinda]

Oh, you didn't even get the Border Patrol story.

There are five of us, obviously American because everybody either has blonde hair, or blue eyes, or a combination. We're in a Kia Sportage approaching the border to come back to Phoenix and I just know we're gonna get a cavity search. I figure I'm going to be losing the last little bit of virginity that I've got left if we tick off the Border Patrol.

Now I'm already in total violation of US law because I got a Henna Tattoo of a gecko on my right arm, and while those temporary tattoos have been around for like 1,500 years they're not exactly FDA approved. You can't get a Henna tattoo in the USA legally. Oddly enough, you can get a REAL tattoo but Henna? Nope.

So I'm crossing my fingers and toes at the border hoping Mr. Border Patrol Agent doesn't look too close or stick fingers in painful places, and we get to the border in this Kia Sportage.

Do you know how child safety locks work? The driver is a grandma, her grandbabies are like one and two years old so she has the child safety features turned on, and the Border Patrol Agent, first thing, he asks us to roll down the rear window.

Here we are, about ten seconds away from a cavity search and the US Border Patrol says to put down the rear window, and we CAN'T DO IT because the child safety locks are on.

"Ma'am, do you own this car?" The Border Patrol Agent leaned into the car driver side window and assessed the terrified passengers. We were all sure we were going to have the sort of intimacy that's usually associated with a movie and a dinner first, but the guy was pretty cool. Our driver, a blonde of course, said "Yes, I own it, but I haven't had it that long."

So the border patrol agent said "Ma'am, I'm going to let you move along with a homework assignment. Learn how to roll down the window." and we were waved along. FREEDOM!! Sweet FREEDOM! And no cavity search! :cool:

oh my gawd, where does this come from? really? where?

[melinda]

Dont ask : Dont tell, it works for the Navy, it'll work for Rickalodeon.

that's how I live my life...........:cool:

[Fire Watch]

oh my gawd, where does this come from? really? where?
See your following post.

[Yankee in NC]

that's how I live my life...........:cool:

I hear ya

[melinda]

See your following post.

true. and don't ask questions that you do NOT want answers to.....

[Fire Watch]

Well said Grasshoppa

[melinda]

I learn the hard way.......I always learn the hard way. :((

[goodlife]

are they really "safe"?


Well, I found one and didn't poke myself so it was safe this time.

[Yankee in NC]

Well, I found one and didn't poke myself so it was safe this time.

I had to go back and see what conversation I had missed. I was disappointed.

[goodlife]

yea Mel of the 20k posts!!

[goodlife]

I had to go back and see what conversation I had missed. I was disappointed.

aww...I shall try harder next time.

[gdoane]

Well, I found one and didn't poke myself so it was safe this time.

Nothing is safe with a blonde cajun around.

[Yankee in NC]

aww...I shall try harder next time.

please do. LOL

[goodlife]

hey now!
I'm as safe as they come!

[melinda]

yea Mel of the 20k posts!!

thank you. :D

[Yankee in NC]

hey now!
I'm as safe as they come!

I... will refrain from commenting. Don't want to get banned.

[goodlife]

I... will refrain from commenting. Don't want to get banned.

good boy.
Rick, give him a cookie.

[Fire Watch]

I dont have any..

[Yankee in NC]

darnit...

[goodlife]

I bet mel has some.
I don't think Yank wants a carrot.
Wait...............uhh.

[Yankee in NC]

I bet mel has some.
I don't think Yank wants a carrot.
Wait...............uhh.

careful. You'll have to ban yourself

[goodlife]

who me?
I'm an :angel:

[gdoane]

good boy.
Rick, give him a cookie.

He's a cop. Doughnuts are the breakfast of champions in his biz.

[Fire Watch]

Not lately..carrots, apples, and peaches for me

[gdoane]

Not lately..carrots, apples, and peaches for me

Peaches? Okay, there's a joke about the fuzz in there somewhere.

I'm drinking a Diet Coke Plus at the moment, fortified with vitamins and minerals it says.

This label is scary as all Hell. It's got words like Pyrodoxine Hydrochloride and Cyanocobalamin on it. The thing reads like a recipe written by Dr. Kevorkian and I'm drinking it because the Coca-Cola company says it's good for me.

I'm probably gonna die from being this health-conscious.

[Yankee in NC]

doughnuts are awesome

[goodlife]

Not lately..carrots, apples, and peaches for me

Did you know that Ruston is the peach capital of the world? When Austin and I were there for his orientation we went to the peach orchard and I bought a BUNCH of peaches. If you had been nice, I would have brought you some.

[goodlife]

Peaches? Okay, there's a joke about the fuzz in there somewhere.

I'm drinking a Diet Coke Plus at the moment, fortified with vitamins and minerals it says.

This label is scary as all Hell. It's got words like Pyrodoxine Hydrochloride and Cyanocobalamin on it. The thing reads like a recipe written by Dr. Kevorkian and I'm drinking it because the Coca-Cola company says it's good for me.

I'm probably gonna die from being this health-conscious.

pyro.....cyan.....those don't look like healthy words! :eek:

[melinda]

I'm probably gonna die from being this health-conscious.

me too...I just love what Dennis Leary says about that jogger who died while jogging...Dennis says, "you know his body was found by smokers....." :)) :)) :))

(Dennis cracks me up. Well, almost everyone cracks me up........I'm easy)

[Yankee in NC]

Pyridoxine is B6
Cyanocobalamin is B12


and now I sank your Battleship!

[Yankee in NC]

me too...I just love what Dennis Leary says about that jogger who died while jogging...Dennis says, "you know his body was found by smokers....." :)) :)) :))

(Dennis cracks me up. Well, almost everyone cracks me up........I'm easy)

:silenced:

[goodlife]

Pyridoxine is B6
Cyanocobalamin is B12


and now I sank your Battleship!

then they should just SAY THAT instead of those big scary words.
I see pyro I think of fire
I see cyan I think of cyanide

[Yankee in NC]

then they should just SAY THAT instead of those big scary words.
I see pyro I think of fire
I see cyan I think of cyanide

New Coke Plus is obviously not for the faint of heart...

[gdoane]

Pyridoxine is B6
Cyanocobalamin is B12


and now I sank your Battleship!

Sounds more like a game of Bingo to me. So now we're talking about doughnuts and bingo. We're going to have Church ladies lined up around the block if we keep talking about this stuff.

[gwhughes]

Bingo's not just for church ladies anymore. I have relatives in Eastern Kentucky, sad I know, but they go out and play Bingo and Texas hold'em. Apparently its a big form of gambling up there.

[Fire Watch]

I'm easy)
tell me more...

[Yankee in NC]

Sounds more like a game of Bingo to me. So now we're talking about doughnuts and bingo. We're going to have Church ladies lined up around the block if we keep talking about this stuff.

They say it's the donuts and bingo... but I think they're here to meet you.

[goodlife]

church ladies are freaks pretending not to be.

[Fire Watch]

Liz Claiborne died..sad.

[Yankee in NC]

Liz Claiborne died..sad.

from donuts?

[melinda]

Bingo's not just for church ladies anymore. I have relatives in Eastern Kentucky, sad I know, but they go out and play Bingo and Texas hold'em. Apparently its a big form of gambling up there.

I hate Texas hold 'em.......have no idea why everyone else loves it. :rolleyes:

[Yankee in NC]

I hate Texas hold 'em.......have no idea why everyone else loves it. :rolleyes:

how about I come to Texas and I.... nevermind

[melinda]

tell me more...

still no webcam..........:cool:

[melinda]

how about I come to Texas and I.... nevermind

:)) :)) :))

come on over.............

[Fire Watch]

still no webcam..........:cool:
damnit

[goodlife]

I don't like texas hold em either.
give me blackjack

[curtis123]

:)) :)) :))

come on over.............

New game - Texas Fondle 'em.

[goodlife]

lol....good one.

[gwhughes]

In Vegas I played a game called let it ride, not as quick to lose money like blackjack, get to drink more--all in all good game.

[melinda]

I don't like texas hold em either.
give me blackjack

Beau Rivage? Is it up and running again?
Our company did some work on some of the casinos out there after Katrina........I usually go to L'auberge now b/c Lake Charles is much closer for me.........and I can always be found at the blackjack table. always.

[goodlife]

I used to play Caribbean Stud a lot...got bored with it.
Blackjack is my game.

[goodlife]

Beau Rivage? Is it up and running again?
Our company did some work on some of the casinos out there after Katrina........I usually go to L'auberge now b/c Lake Charles is much closer for me.........and I can always be found at the blackjack table. always.

Yep, it's back open. I haven't been to it though...I usually play at Treasure Chest which is just right across the lake from me.

[melinda]

New game - Texas Fondle 'em.

uh oh.............

[melinda]

Yep, it's back open. I haven't been to it though...I usually play at Treasure Chest which is just right across the lake from me.

ah............my husband thinks there is such thing as too much blackjack...I think he's crazy.

[melinda]

In Vegas I played a game called let it ride, not as quick to lose money like blackjack, get to drink more--all in all good game.

I had a friend who kept losing money on that game, I told her to "let it go"........

[melinda]

mel's little rant for today:

for the record...mel will not be posting anymore pics of herself in the "post a picture" thread, b/c when she did only two people even gave a rat's ass......thank you Yankee and Gaby, I appreciate your thoughtfullness. Everyone else.......bite me.


rant over..........

[jet]

I do not understand the appeal of gambling....is it a rush? The hope of winning? Or just like a game? Are you are rich or something :))

[curtis123]

mel's little rant for today:

for the record...mel will not be posting anymore pics of herself in the "post a picture" thread, b/c when she did only two people even gave a rat's ass......thank you Yankee and Gaby, I appreciate your thoughtfullness. Everyone else.......bite me.


rant over..........

I give a rat's ass about your pictures.


I'll go check 'em out.

[curtis123]

Can't find your pics, mel. Better post 'em again.

[jet]

mel's little rant for today:

for the record...mel will not be posting anymore pics of herself in the "post a picture" thread, b/c when she did only two people even gave a rat's ass......thank you Yankee and Gaby, I appreciate your thoughtfullness. Everyone else.......bite me.


rant over..........


One reason jet doesn't post pictures :D

And you really think Yankee was being nice :rolleyes: It's all part of his ploy you know...don't fall for it.

So really, only Gaby was thoughtful. Sorry, babe :hug: ;)

[goodlife]

I do not understand the appeal of gambling....is it a rush? The hope of winning? Or just like a game? Are you are rich or something :))

It's a game...I like games. I never gamble with more than I can afford to lose. I go there fully expecting to give the casino however much money I've decided to play with that night. If I leave with some or more, that's a bonus. If I don't, then I've enjoyed a night of fun.

[jet]

It's a game...I like games. I never gamble with more than I can afford to lose. I go there fully expecting to give the casino however much money I've decided to play with that night. If I leave with some or more, that's a bonus. If I don't, then I've enjoyed a night of fun.

Ok..that makes perfect sense. Sounds like you have it under control.
Thanks for answering the question!!

[goodlife]

Ok...I went and sucked up to mel in the pic thread.... :mrgreen:
Happy now?

[melinda]

One reason jet doesn't post pictures :D

And you really think Yankee was being nice :rolleyes: It's all part of his ploy you know...don't fall for it.

So really, only Gaby was thoughtful. Sorry, babe :hug: ;)

I love Gaby, but I'm still gonna pretend Yankee was being thougtful, I take what I can get........:))

[melinda]

It's a game...I like games. I never gamble with more than I can afford to lose. I go there fully expecting to give the casino however much money I've decided to play with that night. If I leave with some or more, that's a bonus. If I don't, then I've enjoyed a night of fun.

exactly. to me it's just a form of entertainment. I love when I get a "fun" table w/ lots of great people, great laughs and great dealers. Winning is always accepted, but never expected.

[melinda]

Ok...I went and sucked up to mel in the pic thread.... :mrgeen:
Happy now?

:D yes, and thank you!!!!







(isn't it sad when I have to beg?????? :(( :(( :(( )

[curtis123]

exactly. to me it's just a form of entertainment. I love when I get a "fun" table w/ lots of great people, great laughs and great dealers. Winning is always accepted, but never expected.

I own my own business. That's enough of a gamble for me.
I just don't see what people see in gambling. Never have enjoyed it.

[melinda]

exactly. to me it's just a form of entertainment. I love when I get a "fun" table w/ lots of great people, great laughs and great dealers. Winning is always accepted, but never expected.

and I always gamble at the cheapest table..........;)

[melinda]

I own my own business. That's enough of a gamble for me.
I just don't see what people see in gambling. Never have enjoyed it.

that's how my husband sees it.....he only goes on occassion to make me happy. :cool:

[gwhughes]

I had a friend who kept losing money on that game, I told her to "let it go"........

I've only been to Vegas once, that was the game I lost the least amount of money on so I guess it just depends on who you are. I sat in for several hours at a time on let it ride. The blackjack tables broke me in a less than 20 minutes. It takes different strokes to rule the world.

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey peopleodeons!

[Fire Watch]

You all worry me.

[melinda]

I worry myself.........

[Fire Watch]

thats a good sign

[melinda]

and a scary one.........

[tha malcontent™]

Welcome to Malcalodeon© (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230726)


^Clicky...


:)

peace...

[goodlife]

:D yes, and thank you!!!!







(isn't it sad when I have to beg?????? :(( :(( :(( )

and that would be why I don't post pics of me very often..lol

[curtis123]

and that would be why I don't post pics of me very often..lol

Aw, c'mon.

From what I've seen, there's a lot of nice looking women in here.

[tha malcontent™]

A Funny Story about a Birdie... (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=260234)

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

86?

[Fire Watch]

can we paint this place yellow?

[Yankee in NC]

with?

[Fire Watch]

paint

[goodlife]

why?

[Fire Watch]

because I like yellow.

[Yankee in NC]

paint? i'm out

[goodlife]

damn...I found a limit
I've gotta go find a way to fix that.
it wouldn't let me post why? again

[goodlife]

because I like yellow.

Can we spray paint YOU?

[goodlife]

maybe the girls would prefer fingerpaint....:think:

[goodlife]

oh and Yank.
:))

[Yankee in NC]

oh and Yank.
:))

what's so funny? I wanna make sure i do it again

[goodlife]

I was laughing at me.

[Fire Watch]

Not today..I'm working

[Yankee in NC]

ah. misread that. yeah. funny.

[goodlife]

booooring.

[goodlife]

ah. misread that. yeah. funny.

;)

[goodlife]

I hope it's still sunny when I go home for lunch.

[Yankee in NC]

;)

what's the canvas, anyway?

[Fire Watch]

the screen

[Yankee in NC]

can we use white instead?

[Fire Watch]

no

[goodlife]

what's the canvas, anyway?

Rick!

[Fire Watch]

You're nasty

[jet]

Hmmmm.......I fear I might get stuck in one spot :think:

[goodlife]

You're nasty


are you nuts?

[jet]

You're nasty

And that's bad why???

[goodlife]

Hmmmm.......I fear I might get stuck in one spot :think:

his elbow?

[jet]

his elbow?

More like the soft spot on his head.....

[goodlife]

:think:

[Yankee in NC]

nevermind

[Fire Watch]

wait..what?

[jet]

Y'all are nuts......

[Yankee in NC]

Y'all from the left coaster? interesting...

[jet]

Y'all from the left coaster? interesting...

I have Southern envy....what can I say ;)

[Yankee in NC]

I have Southern envy....what can I say ;)

it's a beautiful place here... if you can put up with the accents. :))

[goodlife]

I don't have an accent and I'm as Southern as they get!

[XXL Frank]

it's a beautiful place here... if you can put up with the accents. :))

Hey...I resemble that remark...

[Yankee in NC]

Hey...I resemble that remark...

I figured as much when you said you'd be doing some pig pickin' on the 4th. :))

[jet]

it's a beautiful place here... if you can put up with the accents. :))

Oh, it's not really the accents that I'm concerned with.....

[XXL Frank]

I figured as much when you said you'd be doing some pig pickin' on the 4th. :))

LOL!! :cool:

[XXL Frank]

Oh, it's not really the accents that I'm concerned with.....

:question: :question:

[jet]

:question: :question:

I've been to GA once....the posting of the confederate flag threw me off big time....so I'm not concerned with the accents....more like the racism but I wanted to be delicate ;)

[jet]

LOL!! :cool:

What is pig pickin'? Is that about shredded pork or something???

[Yankee in NC]

LOL!! :cool:

I had to ask what that was when we moved down here. I got "You ain't from 'roun here, are ya?"

[XXL Frank]

What is pig pickin'? Is that about shredded pork or something???

No....You take a pig, cut it down the middle and take all the innards outs, stick it in a pit, cover it, and then cook it all day......then you pick at the parts you want to eat.......

[XXL Frank]

I had to ask what that was when we moved down here. I got "You ain't from 'roun here, are ya?"

You mean, "You ain't from roun' here....IS ya??" ;)

[Yankee in NC]

You mean, "You ain't from roun' here....IS ya??" ;)

actually, yes. I accidentally corrected some of the grammar. LOL.

I swear my neighbor 2 houses over is Boomhauer from King of the Hill

[gwhughes]

You mean, "You ain't from roun' here....IS ya??" ;)

see lewis grizzard.

[gwhughes]

lemmeseeyodribnlince!

[jet]

No....You take a pig, cut it down the middle and take all the innards outs, stick it in a pit, cover it, and then cook it all day......then you pick at the parts you want to eat.......


OK, that makes sense. We have several Asian families that do something similar :think:

[Yankee in NC]

OK, that makes sense. We have several Asian families that do something similar :think:

with a pig or a family pet?

[jet]

with a pig or a family pet?

:)) Not their family pet....usually the neighbor's :think:

[gwhughes]

A guy I work with just returned from China. He's really glad to be home. He said they'll eat anything. There's some kind of bug they eat like candy. Still be crawling around, and they'll pop it in their mouth like skittles.

[jet]

That is really gross :sick: But I suppose it is their culture so I need to be tolerant.....


Not.

[Yankee in NC]

I guess that helps control the bug population.

[Fire Watch]

Skittle bugs are yummy

[jet]

Man this day is dragging....:((

[goodlife]

Frank...we call that a boucherie.

[Fire Watch]

a wha?

[Yankee in NC]

we call it barbeque

[Fire Watch]

Or a "go to the store and get something because I'm too lazy to cook".

[pryncessbrooke]

Bum!

[Fire Watch]

please, I'm spending MY money

[Fire Watch]

Now take your ass on down to D'lo and hush.

[pryncessbrooke]

Sorry I should have called you a lazy bum!
ha ha

[jet]

please, I'm spending MY money

Sure...that's what all pimps say :think: :razz:

[Fire Watch]

Sure...that's what all pimps say :think: :razz:
Speaking on the subject...wheres my $?

[pryncessbrooke]

Now take your ass on down to D'lo and hush.

I'm not going to D'Lo
I don't even know how to get there!
Actually I don't know how to get to Philidelphia either!

[Fire Watch]

I'm not going to D'Lo
I don't even know how to get there!

Sure you do. Just close you eyes and let your homing instinct take over.

[Fire Watch]

Carrot, celery, apple, and peach lunch.

[gwhughes]

I could eat a peach for days...nick cage

[Yankee in NC]

Carrot, celery, apple, and peach lunch.

you sure you aren't going home, moe?

[Fire Watch]

Yeah. I'm sure sweetie.

[Yankee in NC]

darnit

[Fire Watch]

We need some chicks in here stat.

[Yankee in NC]

I hear ya

[Fire Watch]

You wouldnt if you werent standing so close.

[Yankee in NC]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/chick1.jpg

[Fire Watch]

peep peep

[Yankee in NC]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/mshaf/peep_medium.jpg

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm a chick....

[Yankee in NC]

do you have a soft, marshmallowy center?

[pryncessbrooke]

Sure you do. Just close you eyes and let your homing instinct take over.

:cry:

[pryncessbrooke]

do you have a soft, marshmallowy center?

Not exactly... I'm not coated in sugar either.

[Yankee in NC]

Not exactly... I'm not coated in sugar either.

I... will stop my questioning before I get into trouble.

[goodlife]

We need some chicks in here stat.

What am I...chopped liver?

wait....this is Rick i'm talking to. don't answer that!


crap, i'm late getting back to work AGAIN.

[Fire Watch]

Not exactly... I'm not coated in sugar either.
Do you want to be?

[pryncessbrooke]

Do you want to be?

:think: Nah I'm sweet enough!

[Fire Watch]

:think: Nah I'm sweet enough!
yes you are.

[gwhughes]

do you have a soft, marshmallowy center?

and this

Sure you do. Just close you eyes and let your homing instinct take over.


Kind of go together.

[Fire Watch]

agreed

[Yankee in NC]

and this




Kind of go together.

I'm just glad I stopped short of asking if she wanted a creamy, white center.:shhh:

[pryncessbrooke]

Yankeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Or the always famous..."got any Italian in you?"

[pryncessbrooke]

:rolleyes:

[Yankee in NC]

Yankeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What? :shifty: I said I was glad that I didn't ask it.

[Fire Watch]

No? Want some?

[Fire Watch]

Dont even think about it Yank.

[Yankee in NC]

Dont even think about it. Yank.

make up your mind

[melinda]

it's a beautiful place here... if you can put up with the accents. :))

hey!!

[Fire Watch]

Hey!

[Yankee in NC]

hey!!

you're from Texas. That's a completely other crazy accent.

[Fire Watch]

Whut didju saay?

[melinda]

you're from Texas. That's a completely other crazy accent.

Texas accents are the best!! ;)

[Yankee in NC]

Texas accents are the best!! ;)

yes. It's great to take a 1 syllable word and turn it into a 3 or 4 syllable word

[melinda]

yes. It's great to take a 1 syllable word and turn it into a 3 or 4 syllable word

yes, it is. :cool:

[melinda]

you should hear me talk sometime............;)

[Fire Watch]

That post made me believe that you are standing around naked, cause your clothes are in the dryer. :))
Random Rickalodeon quote of the day...this one is from page 842.

[melinda]

Random Rickalodeon quote of the day...this one is from page 842.

oh man, I didn't know there was a contest...I'll try harder in the future.

[Fire Watch]

lol ty

[jet]

oh man, I didn't know there was a contest...I'll try harder in the future.

Hard is really the only way to try it......

[melinda]

anything for you, Rick. ;)

[melinda]

Hard is really the only way to try it......

don't say it, mel. really just leave it alone............

[Yankee in NC]

don't say it, mel. really just leave it alone............

you should be ashamed of yourself.

[jet]

you should be ashamed of yourself.

Twinkie in NC?

[Fire Watch]

Oh no..

[melinda]

you should be ashamed of yourself.

always.......:))

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

yes. It's great to take a 1 syllable word and turn it into a 3 or 4 syllable word

Hey!!! ~ Not every Texan talks like that bud :naughty: just most of them:redface:

[jet]

Oh no..

That's what he said...too soon :cry:

[Fire Watch]

lol

[jet]

Only in California: mandarin oranges on a Hawaiian pizza....what's up with that? It was good but really....

I need to go to Chicago or New York and get a real pizza.

[Fire Watch]

Only in California: mandarin oranges on a Hawaiian pizza....what's up with that? It was good but really....

I need to go to Chicago or New York and get a real pizza.

Yes you do.

[melinda]

so while in Boston we noticed that you actually had to get up to go and buy the beer.....in Texas they walk around selling it just like all the other concessions. How do they do it in other ball parks??

[Yankee in NC]

How can you compare Chicago pizza with NY Pizza? I loved living in the Chicago area. No wonder I gained so much weight.

[Fire Watch]

Everyone I've been to, they had walking vendors.

[melinda]

Everyone I've been to, they had walking vendors.

not Boston...or we were in the wrong seats. lol

[melinda]

I love my habanero stuffed olives, but seriously I am going to have to grab a Sam Adams even if it is only 3:55pm............be right back.

[jet]

Yes you do.


Well, I will one day.... ;)

As for the beer, they stopped doing that at the Oakland Coliseum...not sure about Pac Bell park. You have to get up and buy it.

[melinda]

and I do have a picture of me at the Sam Adams brewery taken shortly before the trouble started........

[Fire Watch]

I love my habanero stuffed olives, but seriously I am going to have to grab a Sam Adams even if it is only 3:55pm............be right back.
:flag:

[Yankee in NC]

so while in Boston we noticed that you actually had to get up to go and buy the beer.....in Texas they walk around selling it just like all the other concessions. How do they do it in other ball parks??

yeah, but in Texas (and Ohio), you have brew-thrus

[melinda]

Well, I will one day.... ;)

As for the beer, they stopped doing that at the Oakland Coliseum...not sure about Pac Bell park. You have to get up and buy it.

that's just wrong...........on so many levels. :((

[melinda]

yeah, but in Texas (and Ohio), you have brew-thrus

not what they are called here.......:))
and yes, we Texans, love our beer.............:flag: :flag: :flag:

[melinda]

:flag:

the Boston Lager.......and it's really cold too!! ;)

[StevenAmendolaII]

Only in California: mandarin oranges on a Hawaiian pizza....what's up with that? It was good but really....

I need to go to Chicago or New York and get a real pizza.

Chicago makes that awful deep dish pizza. New York's got the best stuff.

As for Sam Adams, it's one of my favourite beers. Uses a lot of hops.

[Fire Watch]

Chicago makes that awful deep dish pizza. New York's got the best stuff.

As for Sam Adams, it's one of my favourite beers. Uses a lot of hops.
New York pizza tastes like card board...too damn thin..may as well eat the bottom of a Pizza Hut box.

[Yankee in NC]

not what they are called here.......:))
and yes, we Texans, love our beer.............:flag: :flag: :flag:

what do they call them there?

[pryncessbrooke]

not what they are called here.......:))
and yes, we Texans, love our beer.............:flag: :flag: :flag:

Good thing I'm not a Texan! I hate beer!

[melinda]

what do they call them there?

beer barns

[melinda]

Good thing I'm not a Texan! I hate beer!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[pryncessbrooke]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

But I don't drink anyway!

[melinda]

But I don't drink anyway!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Yankee in NC]

But I don't drink anyway!

It's better not to start. and if you start, don't stop.

[melinda]

It's better not to start. and if you start, don't stop.

I guess that's why I'm still drinking............

[Fire Watch]

I'm not sure what to do with that.

[melinda]

that's what she said.............






gawd, Rick it was just right there ... I had to.

[Fire Watch]

gawd, Rick it was just right there ... I had to.

THATS what she said.

[melinda]

THATS what she said.

:)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

lmao..too easy

[Yankee in NC]

lmao..too easy

THAT's what she said

[Fire Watch]

Yes she did.

[jet]

So with all the "that's what she said' I guess it's now ok for women to talk during certain activities? :think:

[Fire Watch]

Depends on what she's saying.