Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[goodlife]

it shouldn't be that much....but it's on a Tuesday. July 10th.

[Yankee in NC]

It'll fall to the heap like DD2alodeon, jakethesnakealodeon, TaterVTalodeon..

I was so hoping the jakethesnakealodeon would last...

[goodlife]

:snooty:

[gdoane]

it shouldn't be that much....but it's on a Tuesday. July 10th.

Crud. I'm on call. No can do.

[Fire Watch]

I gots juice

[Fire Watch]

I have RNOCD...
What is that?

[goodlife]

Crud. I'm on call. No can do.

trade.

[Fire Watch]

baseball cards?

[goodlife]

being on call silly.

[Fire Watch]

Where'd Mal go..he didnt answer my question

[melinda]

It'll fall to the heap like DD2alodeon, jakethesnakealodeon, TaterVTalodeon..

wow...I forgot there were so many. :))

[melinda]

you're welcome

:cool:

[melinda]

it shouldn't be that much....but it's on a Tuesday. July 10th.

isn't that when the All-Star game is?

[Fire Watch]

Is it?

[melinda]

think so........

[gdoane]

trade.

Not happening. I'm locked in with a dental appointment and a doctors appointment already, not to mention my Prime of my Life birthday (43 is a Prime Number) so July is booked solid wall to wall.

[Fire Watch]

Cool. Good luck Leigh

[Yankee in NC]

hi

[Fire Watch]

Um..hi?

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey

[goodlife]

Cool. Good luck Leigh

with?

[goodlife]

hi Yank!

[Fire Watch]

low yanks are better

[goodlife]

they are? How low?

[Fire Watch]

around the knees

[gdoane]

low yanks are better

A yank is a politically correct term for a jerk.

[goodlife]

:think:

[Fire Watch]

I dunno either.

[melinda]

I never know anything...........

[Fire Watch]

We prefer you that way.

[melinda]

We prefer you that way.

just dumb and agreeable, the way all women should be. :))

[Fire Watch]

Damn straight..

and they need to know how to cook.

[pryncessbrooke]

just dumb and agreeable, the way all women should be. :))

I'm speachless!

[melinda]

Damn straight..

and they need to know how to cook.

eh...I only got 2 out of 3 then. :))

[Yankee in NC]

I'm speachless!

I bet that doesn't happen often

[Fire Watch]

You'll do. Now get naked.

[melinda]

I'm speachless!

it's his thread...I'm humoring him. :shhh:

[Fire Watch]

I bet that doesn't happen often
You can bank on that.

[melinda]

You'll do. Now get naked.

well...I did have the best two of the three. ;)

[Yankee in NC]

You'll do. Now get naked.

did you mean to post that right after me?

[melinda]

did you mean to post that right after me?

I thought he meant me.........:dance:

[pryncessbrooke]

You can bank on that.

Grrrr

[pryncessbrooke]

Damn straight..

and they need to know how to cook.

Well atleast I can cook .... :))

[Fire Watch]

did you mean to post that right after me?
No Yank..now stop with the Yahoo Messenger webcam invites.

[Fire Watch]

Well atleast I can cook .... :))
Ok, you're next after Mel...I may need some vitamins...

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok, you're next after Mel...I may need some vitamins...

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

Vitamin B ;)

[pryncessbrooke]

clever

[Fire Watch]

You know you're due for your vitamin R booster.

[melinda]

Ok, you're next after Mel...I may need some vitamins...

after me, you will need some vitamins. I'm old, but I'm feisty..........

[Fire Watch]

:flag: :flag: :flag:

[melinda]

clever

Beaver?

[goodlife]

what have I come back to?

[pryncessbrooke]

Beaver?

LMAO!

[pryncessbrooke]

You know you're due for your vitamin R booster.

:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

Beaver?
Yes please.

[melinda]

Yes please.

:flag: :flag: :flag:

[melinda]

Yes please.

they won the College World Series........

[melinda]

they won the College World Series........

Beavers gone wild ....... everywhere. really.

[Fire Watch]

:)) :)) :))

[Yankee in NC]

Beavers gone wild ....... everywhere. really.

I saw that video.

[curtis123]

Beavers gone wild ....... everywhere. really.

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

[melinda]

I saw that video.

the video is already out? wow, that was quick.

[pryncessbrooke]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

:)) :))

[Yankee in NC]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

I wouldn't have guessed her having a brown beaver

[curtis123]

I wouldn't have guessed her having a brown beaver

:shhh: Beaver dye.

[Yankee in NC]

:shhh: Beaver dye.

that might sting a little

[melinda]

I wouldn't have guessed her having a brown beaver

crap, Yankee....really. just crap.

[goodlife]

buncha weirdo's.

[melinda]

freaks even.

[curtis123]

buncha weirdo's.

We're perverts. Get it right.

[Yankee in NC]

crap, Yankee....really. just crap.

and?

[goodlife]

We're perverts. Get it right.

it's PREverts and YOU get it right....:hand:

[goodlife]

freaks even.


I wonder if that's why I hang out in here?? :think:

[curtis123]

it's PREverts and YOU get it right....:hand:

Don't make me publicly undress you.....

[Yankee in NC]

I wonder if that's why I hang out in here?? :think:

you can't get enough

[melinda]

Don't make me publicly undress you.....

Tink can not have any wardrobe malfunctions until TC comes back from vacation........

[melinda]

you can't get enough

so far no, but I keep trying..........:cool:

[goodlife]

Don't make me publicly undress you.....

niiiiice.
Well done!

[curtis123]

Tink can not have any wardrobe malfunctions until TC comes back from vacation........
We'll see about that. :D

[goodlife]

you can't get enough

gosh...how to respond....

[Yankee in NC]

so far no, but I keep trying..........:cool:

:redface:

[Yankee in NC]

gosh...how to respond....

Oh man. I set you up to say so much... and you can't respond. Sad.

[goodlife]

Oh man. I set you up to say so much... and you can't respond. Sad.

1. Everything that immediately came to mind would make me have to ban myself.

2. I'm preoccupied here at work to come up with something acceptable yet good!! :((

[Yankee in NC]

1. Everything that immediately came to mind would make me have to ban myself.

2. I'm preoccupied here at work to come up with something acceptable yet good!! :((

Geez... you could say

"That's why I have other guys on speed dial" or something like that! :cool:

[Yankee in NC]

or what about:

"Well, 30 seconds may be enough for some women, but not for me."

[curtis123]

1. Everything that immediately came to mind would make me have to ban myself.



...and you call me a PREvert.

[melinda]

:redface:

I'm not buying that you are blushing....I know you don't blush easily. :))

[Yankee in NC]

1. Everything that immediately came to mind would make me have to ban myself.

2. I'm preoccupied here at work to come up with something acceptable yet good!! :((

PM the ones from #1 to me :D

[curtis123]

niiiiice.
Well done!
I was talking about Tink. Photoshop does some amazing things. :twisted:

[goodlife]

I was talking about Tink. Photoshop does some amazing things. :twisted:

doesn't matter...it was a great comeback!

[Fire Watch]

I'm tired.

[goodlife]

me too.
Why are you tired?

[Fire Watch]

I had just cut the grass

[gdoane]

I had just cut the grass

Dude, you have kids. That's like legal slavery. You put the kid and the mower together, and tell 'em "push it or be under it" and that's legal in America. Kids mow lawns. They're like illegal aliens except you actually have their birth certificates.

[Fire Watch]

They're 4. They can barely ride a bike.

[melinda]

time for diet coke.............

[melinda]

time to blow dry my hair.......

[Fire Watch]

can I help?

[gdoane]

They're 4. They can barely ride a bike.

Pushing a lawn mower is not harder than riding a bike. You just need to crack that whip and learn 'em up on power tools and how to use them.

A kid would LOVE my mower. 6 Horsepower, self propelled, all you've got to do is steer the thing in the general direction of whatever you want cut down to be two inches tall and it'll happen.

The mower is fun. The Taliban screwed up using Jet Airplanes because this lawnmower could have taken down the World Trade Center. EASY. You do not stand in front of a Sears 6 Horsepower Mower and hope to survive because it won't happen. Everything will be two inches tall.

We could win the war in Iraq with these mowers. We've got 60,000 troops there, put 60,000 self-propelled mowers there too and even the craziest Islamofascists will be going "Holy Moses, they're crazier than us! Surrender! Surrender!!"

Kids love power in their hands. That's why they love bicycles, and that's why they smile when a lawnmower roars to life. VROOOOM!!!

[melinda]

lol

[gwhughes]

Pushing a lawn mower is not harder than riding a bike. You just need to crack that whip and learn 'em up on power tools and how to use them.

A kid would LOVE my mower. 6 Horsepower, self propelled, all you've got to do is steer the thing in the general direction of whatever you want cut down to be two inches tall and it'll happen.

The mower is fun. The Taliban screwed up using Jet Airplanes because this lawnmower could have taken down the World Trade Center. EASY. You do not stand in front of a Sears 6 Horsepower Mower and hope to survive because it won't happen. Everything will be two inches tall.

We could win the war in Iraq with these mowers. We've got 60,000 troops there, put 60,000 self-propelled mowers there too and even the craziest Islamofascists will be going "Holy Moses, they're crazier than us! Surrender! Surrender!!"

Kids love power in their hands. That's why they love bicycles, and that's why they smile when a lawnmower roars to life. VROOOOM!!!

I thought my nephew was old enough to handle the hedge trimmers. He damned near cut OFF his finger. It was one of the electric trimmers with the extention cord, the cord came out, the trimmer shut off, he grabbed it by the blade with the switch still on and plugged it back in. He bled for a while but after 7 stitches was good as new;)

[Fire Watch]

My kids scare me. They're little Ricks. No.

[gdoane]

My kids scare me. They're little Ricks. No.

Oh come on. What doesn't kill them makes them stronger, right? That mower needs pushing, you're paying for all the calories they consume anyway same as the gas in the mower so crack that whip! Every kid alive has to push a mower sometime or else they grow up spoiled like Paris Hilton and have to do jail time and everything.

[melinda]

My kids scare me. They're little Ricks. No.

Thank God, one of my kids takes after her father........the other kid takes after me. I'm a little scared.

[Fire Watch]

There's 3 of them..they fuction like a wolf pack on the hunt.

[goodlife]

I think my kids are a good mix of both of us. they picked up all of our worst traits!! lol

[Fire Watch]

scary

[goodlife]

hush

[goodlife]

we're gonna start this day off on the right foot, deal?

I'll say Good Morning Rick, and you'll say Good Morning Leigh
and we'll take it from there...whaddya say?

[melinda]

I think my kids are a good mix of both of us. they picked up all of our worst traits!! lol

:)) :)) :))



my daughter is absolutely too good to be true.....really. she is wonderful.
my son is the one who takes after his mother. he's the one who scares me. :))

[Fire Watch]

we're gonna start this day off on the right foot, deal?

I'll say Good Morning Rick, and you'll say Good Morning Leigh
and we'll take it from there...whaddya say?
Take your anti-bitchy pill and hush damnit.

[tha malcontent™]

Welcome to Malcalodeon© (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230726)


^Clicky...

:)

peace...

Tee-Hee!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

hush

Too Shy, Shy?...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

^fear

[goodlife]

Take your anti-bitchy pill and hush damnit.

How RUDE! :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[melinda]

Take your anti-bitchy pill and hush damnit.

they have pills for that?

[Fire Watch]

Cyanide?

[melinda]

diet coke seems to work for me....anyone who knows me knows do NOT talk to me until after that first diet coke of the morning............

[Fire Watch]

Diet Eww

[goodlife]

*ahem*

[Fire Watch]

You feeling ill?

[goodlife]

my yahoo crashed.

[melinda]

my yahoo crashed.

man, that sucks.........:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Fire Watch]

aww

[melinda]

for some reason I've been thinking of a list......I'm just not sure why.

[Fire Watch]

Put a webcam on the list.

[goodlife]

aww


uh huh....it's back up.:naughty:

[jet]

Good morning everyone!!!

Anti-bitchy pills? Isn't that beer and chocolate?

[Fire Watch]

mmm

[goodlife]

I'm bored.

[Fire Watch]

Sorry.

[goodlife]

yeah me too.

[Fire Watch]

I'm bored.

[goodlife]

sorry.

[Fire Watch]

yeah me too.

[goodlife]

I'm bored.

[Fire Watch]

I'm bored..that should make you a little nervous.

[goodlife]

I'm bored..that should make you a little nervous.


:naughty:
You WILL behave.

[goodlife]

wait a minute..I'm not talking to you.

[Fire Watch]

ohhhh but you will be..this might get me banned..brb

[goodlife]

*shaking my head*

[Fire Watch]

lol

[pryncessbrooke]

:naughty:
You WILL behave.

yeah right!

[Fire Watch]

You dont KNOW ME.

[pryncessbrooke]

I KNOW enough!

[goodlife]

You dont KNOW ME.

haven't we been over that?

[Fire Watch]

like?

[goodlife]

like I'm always right as was my list.

[Fire Watch]

not even close

[goodlife]

not even close

uh huh.....I'm not buying.
If I was any closer, well.....

[Fire Watch]

You so far off you cant find a bus back to on.

[goodlife]

ok Rick...whatever you say. You're the man.

[Fire Watch]

thank you

[pryncessbrooke]

:rolleyes:

[goodlife]

thank you

Yeah...don't get used to it.
There's strategy involved you know.

[Fire Watch]

None that I dont already have an answer to.

[goodlife]

None that I dont already have an answer to.

You may be surprised.

[Fire Watch]

doubtful

[goodlife]

that's fine...doubt away baby.
That just helps me....

[Fire Watch]

Tell it to minnie

[goodlife]

Tell it to minnie

minnie died! :((

[Fire Watch]

Oh yeah, we hit 14,000 earlier.

[goodlife]

wow...we sure did.
Go Rickalodeon.

[Fire Watch]

It's a behemoth.

[goodlife]

it's a WHAT?

[Fire Watch]

Nothing Leigh/

[pryncessbrooke]

it's a WHAT?

I think he means so type of moth!

[Fire Watch]

huh?

[goodlife]

most likely

[pryncessbrooke]

I don't think I've ever seen a behe moth!

[goodlife]

it's probably a new breed

[pryncessbrooke]

most likely

[StevenAmendolaII]

Means something very large, like 'leviathan'. Like Hobbe's Leviathan, except without crazy philosophy.

[Fire Watch]

You're both asking for a smack on the rump.

[pryncessbrooke]

Means something very large, like 'leviathan'. Like Hobbe's Leviathan, except without crazy philosophy.

Dude I so want you to look up in your dictionary the definition of sarcasm.

[goodlife]

Dude I so want you to look up in your dictionary the definition of sarcasm.

*chuckle*

[pryncessbrooke]

You're both asking for a smack on the rump.

You're asking for a smack in the mouth!

[Fire Watch]

You're asking for a smack in the mouth!
:)) :)) :)) :))

[goodlife]

You're asking for a smack in the mouth!

ohh..can I watch?

[Fire Watch]

Yeah..I like to be watched..bring a cam.

[pryncessbrooke]

ohh..can I watch?

It'll be on Pay per View!

[Fire Watch]

It'll be on Pay per View!
Yeah, the last one we put out on YouTube had too many views to give this **** away.

[pryncessbrooke]

Grrrrrrrr!!!!

[goodlife]

Yeah..I like to be watched..bring a cam.

freak.

[Fire Watch]

Grrrrrrrr!!!!
nice

[goodlife]

:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, you know you like it too

[goodlife]

you don't know what I like..hush.

[Fire Watch]

You're a woman right?

[jet]

You're a woman right? The very fact that you have to ask that question gives me reason to believe you don't know what she likes..... ;)

[Fire Watch]

No, I wasnt making sure SHE didnt have any doubts after her ridiculous assertion.

[jet]

No, I wasnt making sure SHE didnt have any doubts after her ridiculous assertion.

Maybe the better question would be are you sure she wants you to be the one to give it to her :think:

[goodlife]

You're a woman right?

ALL woman...but not just ANY woman and not EVERY woman.

[Fire Watch]

You're babbling.

[goodlife]

I don't babble you stereotypical fool.

[Fire Watch]

Bend over

[plsd2mechu]

I don't babble you stereotypical fool.


I got a point in my head.

[Fire Watch]

I got a point in my head.
??

[plsd2mechu]

Bend over

NO NIGHTSTANDS!!!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

I need a drink..............................

[goodlife]

I got a point in my head.

STILL?

[plsd2mechu]

??

You REALLY think I'mma just GIVE you ammunition??????????????????

[goodlife]

NO NIGHTSTANDS!!!!!!

LOLOLOL!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

STILL?

Yep.

What can I say?

Brother was locked & loaded.

[goodlife]

hehehe..good for you.
Can I borrow ????

[Fire Watch]

Yep.

What can I say?

Brother was locked & loaded.
You just gave me all I needed..heheh.

[plsd2mechu]

hehehe..good for you.
Can I borrow ????


We can negotiate a contract on the line.

Be there tonight!

[plsd2mechu]

You just gave me all I needed..heheh.


Oh LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

hehehe..good for you.
Can I borrow ????


You KNOW Jason is ready to fly down there right?

[Fire Watch]

yeah

[plsd2mechu]

You just gave me all I needed..heheh.

That's OKAY.............................

51 years old and STILL got it.

I's proud & blessed!!!

Fire away with your bad self!

[Fire Watch]

Lmao. Nah, I'll respect my elder.

[goodlife]

hush

[goodlife]

I'm trying to concentrate here!

[Fire Watch]

On?

[goodlife]

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

Not looking in TTTM?

[melinda]

Put a webcam on the list.

:cool:

[goodlife]

Not looking in TTTM?

I'm trying to WORK here....grumblegrumble

[melinda]

I really like GL's avatar......:D

[goodlife]

thanks mel

[Fire Watch]

I thought that said "thanks me!"

[jet]

I thought that said "thanks me!"

Hmm, I'd thought you'd be used to hearing "do that again".....heck with the thank you ;)

[melinda]

thanks mel

it's a great picture.......

[melinda]

I really really really hope Boston wins today............

[Fire Watch]

Why?

[jet]

Why?

Does there need to be a reason?

[Fire Watch]

Rarely

[jet]

True...just because is always the best one....

[goodlife]

woohoo...I'm all alone tonight!

[jet]

Whatever will you do without Minnie?

[Fire Watch]

lucky

[goodlife]

Whatever will you do without Minnie?

:((
don't remind me!
I think I need to go shopping!

[goodlife]

lucky


yes...I am.

[jet]

:((
don't remind me!
I think I need to go shopping!

Online or in the stores???

[goodlife]

online won't help me tonight!! lol

[rosiegirl]

thanks mel


I love your hair :)

[jet]

True!!!


I bet Rick would lend a helping hand :))

[goodlife]

True!!!


I bet Rick would lend a helping hand :))

Puhlease!

[Fire Watch]

I'm going to the gym. Bye.

[goodlife]

work it good, Rick! :whistle:

[StevenAmendolaII]

Dude I so want you to look up in your dictionary the definition of sarcasm.

I was being sarcastic as well, a segway into calling Hobbes crazy.

[gdoane]

online won't help me tonight!! lol

That reminds me, you were going to take me shopping with you at the Minnie Mart while I was in New Orleans. We never did get around to that. Maybe next time.

[goodlife]

Hey weenie...

[gdoane]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

One of the things I did in Puerto Peñasco was a sunset cruise on a Mexican ship with the rather grandiose name of "Intrepid". Fortunately it was not a three-hour cruise and the weather didn't start getting rough because I don't think that old boat would have fared as well as the SS Minnow.

It was a two-hour cruise and the premise was simple: party while the sun goes down. $30 buys the trip out to sea (and hopefully back) and all the beer and margaritas you want.

The cruise started out with the stereo blaring the theme music to "Mission Impossible", which given the condition of "El Super Intrepid" was perhaps not the most reassuring tune they could have picked. However, they did get the party started with this following commercial announcement for their medicine of choice:

Feelings of inadequacy? Shyness? Wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor about Tequila, the natural way to feel more confident. Tequila will ease you out of shyness and tell the world that you're willing to do anything. And Tequila works almost immediately. With a regimen of regular doses, shyness and awkwardness become a thing of the past and you'll discover talents you never knew you had. Warning: Tequila may not be right for everyone. Pregnant and nursing women should not use Tequila although women who want to become pregnant should give it a try. Side effects include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lust, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration, dry mouth, a desire to sing karaoke, and may lead to all-night bouts of truth or dare, strip poker, or naked twister.
"Tequila: Leave shyness behind!"

Yes indeed, I was ready to party like a Kennedy... possibly even sinking like one. El Super Intrepid got underway. As the good ship Intrepid left the marina, the service started and I went right for the Margaritas. Mexico does make good adult beverages, but beer is not among them. Leave the Cerveza to the Germans. Germany makes good beer. However, if Germany had invented Tequila, they might not have had enough sober people to actually start two world wars. I digress...

I did notice we had about 50 passengers on Intrepid but I didn't see any life boats or life jackets so I asked one of the crew about what we do in case of an emergency. He replied "Can you swim Señor?" and I said "Yes", to which he replied "That is what you do in case of emergency."

You can't knock the simplicity of the plan, that's for sure. A couple of Margaritas later and I wouldn't care anyway, I'm dancing and yelling for the Captain to drive it like he stole it. The sunset went as scheduled, and the ship actually did make it back to port intact. No getting stranded on an uncharted desert isle for me although a couple of the girls I danced with, I wouldn't have minded sharing such a fate with. I swear Gilligan had to be gay, dude never did make a move on Mary Ann and I'd be all up in that. :cool:

They say don't drink the water. That's what the Tequila is for.

[goodlife]

Gene....that was a great tale!!! LOL

[Fire Watch]

Omg..you just never know what you're getting into by opening this thread.

[goodlife]

yeah you're a fine one to talk.
sheeeeeeeeeeesh.
Guess what I bought? :eek: