Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Yankee in NC]

great...then you just have to move it and unpack it. :))

ah yes... the fun part

[melinda]

Working would be a lot easier if it weren't for co-workers :rolleyes:
#1 cause of stress on the job.......co-workers!!

[melinda]

aint nobody got a stab wound or nothing....so its a good day

too funny...and too true.

[jet]

Moving and stabbing co-workers...or stabbing moving co-workers? This could go so many ways.......

[Gaby77]

great...then you just have to move it and unpack it. :))

Yeah. Lovely.

[goodlife]

mandi...c'mere you...lemme give you a hug.
No...leave the sharp objects over there honey...:)

[jet]

mandi...c'mere you...lemme give you a hug.
No...leave the sharp objects over there honey...:)

Funny how the men avoid this thread when one of us is pms'ing :)) Hell, I'm pms'ing every day of my life :evil:

[pryncessbrooke]

#1 cause of stress on the job.......co-workers!!

Yes it is!

[gdoane]

Funny how the men avoid this thread when one of us is pms'ing :)) Hell, I'm pms'ing every day of my life :evil:

Part of Supermarket Sales Placement is they never put feminine hygiene products in an aisle with stuff men would be interested in. You won't find tampons and antifreeze in the same shopping aisle, EVER.

Manly-men avoid that aisle in grocery stores. They see a row of pink and move right along. You'd have better luck getting a guy into a women's restroom than you would getting him down that feminine hygiene aisle.

[goodlife]

:hug:


i cant help it. ...i really need to make a phone call right this minute! me had forgotten

sheeesh....I reminded you twice last night!

[goodlife]

sounds like another poll question.
How many men would go into a store and buy feminine products for a woman?

[melinda]

sounds like another poll question.
How many men would go into a store and buy feminine products for a woman?

my husband would.......I wouldn't ask him though, b/c I'm sure he would get it wrong, but he would do it.

oh wait, I don't use them anymore. Thank God for that hysterectomy!!

[Fire Watch]

Disturbing subject matter.

[gwhughes]

very

[Yankee in NC]

sounds like another poll question.
How many men would go into a store and buy feminine products for a woman?

is generic okay?

[pryncessbrooke]

my husband would.......I wouldn't ask him though, b/c I'm sure he would get it wrong, but he would do it.

oh wait, I don't use them anymore. Thank God for that hysterectomy!!

Exactly the reason why I would ask my hubby! I might as well do it myself!

[StevenAmendolaII]

sounds like another poll question.
How many men would go into a store and buy feminine products for a woman?

I would, but women I've known typically preferred to get it themselves so that I wouldn't get it wrong. Typically the same reason I don't send women out for masculine products such as suits.

[gwhughes]

is generic okay?

That's exactly the reason men don't want to buy them, the descriptions on the packages.

[Yankee in NC]

are you for real?

he's 16... :))

[StevenAmendolaII]

Zoot suits? Good heavens no. I dress respectably. (Though, perhaps for fun sometime. But not to actually be dressed decently)

Politicians ought to learn how to dress though, they all wear single breasted two piece suits, they bore me. That's what's wrong with this country.

[pryncessbrooke]

:eh:

[Yankee in NC]

that's why i asked.

did i sleep thru a revival of the rat pack?

zoot suits makin a comeback?

i think "are you for real?" is the most valid question posed on this forum today.

thank you...........dont forget to tip your waitress

I tried to tip her, but she asked me to put my pants back on...

[Fire Watch]

mmk

[Yankee in NC]

Rick, what has become of your thread?

[Fire Watch]

I'm really not sure...but we have tampons and zoot suits at least.

[StevenAmendolaII]

Well it's 1,368 pages long. It's more of a monument than a thread now. So now we're the kids doing the graffiti on the side of it.

[Yankee in NC]

Rick - it had so much potential

[Fire Watch]

It will come back to it's former glory.

[StevenAmendolaII]

It will come back to it's former glory.

Just put another nickel in the Rickalodeon.

[melinda]

Disturbing subject matter.

your thread....

[melinda]

It will come back to it's former glory.

that's what she said.....

[Fire Watch]

your thread....
and my acquaintances..sigh

[melinda]

and my acquaintances..sigh

you need better acquaintances....... :))

[Fire Watch]

that's what she said.....
She knew me well..

[melinda]

She knew me well..
:flag: :flag: :flag:

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[melinda]

good. ;)

[Yankee in NC]

amen.

what are we talking about?

[Fire Watch]

Why? Is my ass too big?

[melinda]

do these jeans make my butt look big?

[Gaby77]

do these jeans make my butt look big?

Oh! My BIL told his pregnant wife the other day "no, it's not the pants but your fat that makes you look fat!"

[Fire Watch]

How's his black eye look?

[gwhughes]

My sister backed into me when she was pregnant, I told her she better put a beeper on the back of that thing.

[Yankee in NC]

do these jeans make my butt look big?

Yes. I think denim will do that

[melinda]

Oh! My BIL told his pregnant wife the other day "no, it's not the pants but your fat that makes you look fat!"

oh man, is he still alive??

[melinda]

Yes. I think denim will do that

hey, you've never seen my butt in denim......how did you know??

[Gaby77]

oh man, is he still alive??

He's a ****head.

[melinda]

He's a ****head.

damn, do we have the same BIL??

[Fire Watch]

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posts for me that is.

[pryncessbrooke]

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posts for me that is.

You have an illness and possibly too much time on your hands!

[jet]

Congratulations........now you have a legitimate reason for your wrist problem ;)

[Fire Watch]

Both of you are correct.

[jet]

Well, I saw Ocean's 13 yesterday....Lord.....George Clooney and Andy Garcia :drool: It was so hard to stay focused on the dialogue.....

[Yankee in NC]

You have an illness and possibly too much time on your hands!

POTD

[Gaby77]

damn, do we have the same BIL??

Does he live in Vegas? :))

[Fire Watch]

POTD
Why? For stating the obvious?

[jet]

I don't have enough hands on my time..... :think:

[melinda]

Does he live in Vegas? :))

no. but he is a ****head.......
my sister is coming to Vegas next week w/out him!!

[Gaby77]

no. but he is a ****head.......
my sister is coming to Vegas next week w/out him!!

:clap:
Good for her!!!
And WHY, pray tell, did you plan that trip right after I move?!

[jet]

Well, I saw Ocean's 13 yesterday....Lord.....George Clooney and Andy Garcia :drool: It was so hard to stay focused on the dialogue.....

C'mon people....Vegas...Ocean's 13..... :drool:

[Gaby77]

C'mon people....Vegas...Ocean's 13..... :drool:

:mrgreen:
So it's worth it?

[Yankee in NC]

Why? For stating the obvious?

sometimes, the obvious needs to be stated. :razz:

[melinda]

:clap:
Good for her!!!
And WHY, pray tell, did you plan that trip right after I move?!

b/c that's my daughter's b-day. sorry. :((

[melinda]

Well, I saw Ocean's 13 yesterday....Lord.....George Clooney and Andy Garcia :drool: It was so hard to stay focused on the dialogue.....

OK...I'll admit, I haven't seen the movie, but damn Andy Garcia definitely does it for me.........my my my

[Gaby77]

b/c that's my daughter's b-day. sorry. :((

:(( :(( :((

:hug:

[melinda]

:(( :(( :((

:hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[jet]

OK...I'll admit, I haven't seen the movie, but damn Andy Garcia definitely does it for me.........my my my

Yeah...he is sexy..even with a little bit of pudge on him as he's definitely bulked up a bit. But those eyes, that hair, and his voice. Yummy!!!

[melinda]

anybody know how tall Andy Garcia is?? just curious and too lazy to do the research myself.........

[melinda]

Yeah...he is sexy..even with a little bit of pudge on him as he's definitely bulked up a bit. But those eyes, that hair, and his voice. Yummy!!!

damn jet...now I'm either gonna need a cold shower...or the nevermind.......

[Gaby77]

anybody know how tall Andy Garcia is?? just curious and too lazy to do the research myself.........

Short. That's all I know.

[melinda]

Short. That's all I know.

damn. that's what I was thinking. well, I guess he just couldn't be perfect........

[jet]

Short. That's all I know.

5'9.....Perfect height for me and Mel :D

[Gaby77]

Nope. Well, depends on the guy, right?

[melinda]

5'9.....Perfect height for me and Mel :D

I usually like men who are taller, but for Andy, I could make an exception. :dance:

[jet]

I usually like men who are taller, but for Andy, I could make an exception. :dance:

Heck ya...who cares when you are horizontal???? :shhh:

[Gaby77]

Heck ya...who cares when you are horizontal???? :shhh:

never mind

[melinda]

never mind

+1




...and with that I am out of here for a while. my house is not cleaning itself.

[Gaby77]

+1




...and with that I am out of here for a while. my house is not cleaning itself.

:hug:
Have fun with that!

[Yankee in NC]

5'9.....Perfect height for me and Mel :D

perfect how?

[jet]

perfect how?

I'm only 5'3.....

[jet]

never mind

:cool:

[Gaby77]

I'm only 5'3.....

And Gaby is 5'6". She needs em a little taller.

[goodlife]

I'm only 5'1.5"
:((

[Yankee in NC]

you ladies are short

[Gaby77]

I'm only 5'1.5"
:((

Yeah, but I'm Dutch. And the average Dutch woman is 5'10".
I love being in America! :flag:

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm only 5'1.5"
:((

Don't cry! I'm shorter than you I should cry!

[StevenAmendolaII]

I'm almost 5'11, I'll probably be 6 feet by the time I'm 20, since I have size 13 feet now, like my two 6 foot uncles on both sides of the family. Seems like a good size. I like all sizes though. My sister is 5'1

[jet]

And Gaby is 5'6". She needs em a little taller.

Well, since this is a fantasy, we can make him as tall as we want him :D

[melinda]

And Gaby is 5'6". She needs em a little taller.

Mel is 5'5" when she stretches and stands very tall.......

[curtis123]

im surrounded by midgets

Don't complain. I'm surrounded by idgets.

[jet]

I'm only 5'1.5"
:((


:hug: The only thing I hate about being short is if I gain weight...five pounds looks so much better on someone 5'8 then 5'3 :evil:

[pryncessbrooke]

im surrounded by midgets

We prefer to be called little people!

[curtis123]

We prefer to be called little people!

Vertically challenged.

[jet]

Vertically challenged.

I am not!!! :hand: My husband loves me this tall...says I'm the perfect height because he can wrap his arms around me and rest his chin on my head (if he leans over a bit) as he's 5'11. I like that as my head fits quite nicely against his chest :D

[Yankee in NC]

im surrounded by midgets

did you see the midget thread I created?

[StevenAmendolaII]

Yes, 'little people', the only politically correct term that is more offensive than the actual word. I have a friend who's a midget, though I don't actually know what his opinion on the matter is, I've never actually mentioned the fact that he is a midget. One forgets these things when you know a person for a while.

[jet]

Yes, 'little people', the only politically correct term that is more offensive than the actual word. I have a friend who's a midget, though I don't actually know what his opinion on the matter is, I've never actually mentioned the fact that he is a midget. One forgets these things when you know a person for a while.

They actually prefer the term little people or dwarf....There is an entire society of little persons.
I actually work with a gal who is barely three feet ( I am NOT kidding) and she prefers the term little person.

[StevenAmendolaII]

They actually prefer the term little people or dwarf....There is an entire society of little persons.
I actually work with a gal who is barely three feet ( I am NOT kidding) and she prefers the term little person.

Depends on the person. My friend would likely be offended if I referred to him as a little person.

[Gaby77]

Mel is 5'5" when she stretches and stands very tall.......

:mrgreen:

[pryncessbrooke]

Yes, 'little people', the only politically correct term that is more offensive than the actual word. I have a friend who's a midget, though I don't actually know what his opinion on the matter is, I've never actually mentioned the fact that he is a midget. One forgets these things when you know a person for a while.

Thanks for breaking that down for me! I'll remember that next time I want to be politially correct and not sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jet]

Depends on the person. My friend would likely be offended if I referred to him as a little person.

And that's key...he has to decide what he wants to be called. Sounds like you are a good friend.

[Yankee in NC]

I named my "little person" Willie, and he doesn't really care how I refer to him.

[jet]

:shifty: So one better not say give me the willies around you, eh?

[Token]

I named my "little person" Willie, and he doesn't really care how I refer to him.

:)) :))

[StevenAmendolaII]

And that's key...he has to decide what he wants to be called. Sounds like you are a good friend.

Well I've never thought much of people who take themselves seriously enough to get offended by anything. However it seems like that would be his opinion, whether or not he'd feel strongly about it.

[melinda]

I named my "little person" Willie, and he doesn't really care how I refer to him.

:wall: :wall: :wall:

[Gaby77]

:wall: :wall: :wall:

Just let it slide.

[jet]

Just let it slide.

I think that is part of the problem......

[melinda]

Just let it slide.

that's what she said........

[Gaby77]

Ah.... ladies! :))

[jet]

Doesn't really take much now does it? :))

[melinda]

It was my second one today, but I just couldn't resist.........

[melinda]

my house is just not getting clean...........and my husband will be home.....soon.

[Gaby77]

Ouch.

[jet]

my house is just not getting clean...........and my husband will be home.....soon.

Meet him at the door, naked. He won't care about the house at that point ;)

[Gaby77]

Meet him at the door, naked. He won't care about the house at that point ;)

That'll work. ;)

[jet]

That'll work. ;)

We're pullin' for ya, Mel :)

[melinda]

my son is home moving some of his stuff out...but I just don't think he needs to see mom naked.......that is not good for anyone's son. :))

[Fire Watch]

Back from the pool and sunburned.

[pryncessbrooke]

I wanna go swimming! That would be great!

[jet]

Back from the pool and sunburned.

Does "melanoma" mean anything to you?????

[melinda]

Does "melanoma" mean anything to you?????

that too much of me can be bad for one's health??

[Fire Watch]

lol

[jet]

that too much of me can be bad for one's health??

:)) You kill me, girl!!

[melinda]

:)) You kill me, girl!!

I was thinking I could be bad for one's sanity as well.........;)

[goodlife]

Rick..you've gotten sunburned like three times in the last week!
You should be dark enough where you don't burn anymore!

[melinda]

Rick..you've gotten sunburned like three times in the last week!
You should be dark enough where you don't burn anymore!

and he calls himself Italian.......:rolleyes:

[melinda]

I hope that Tink does not have a wardrobe malfunction while TC is on vacation..........

[melinda]

for whatever reason, mr. mel is late.....so......the house is clean and my son is gone. ;)


all is well w/ the world again.

[melinda]

I'm talking to myself......la la la la la la I can't hear me....la la la

[Fire Watch]

Rick..you've gotten sunburned like three times in the last week!
You should be dark enough where you don't burn anymore!
twice actually..and I havent been in the sun in about 8 months..I'm browning up nicely thank you.

[melinda]

twice actually..and I havent been in the sun in about 8 months..I'm browning up nicely thank you.

now that sounds more like an Italian. ;)

[Fire Watch]

ohhh shut up, pale face
"Duke" crawl off of the coffin again?

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-24-2007-kdk-renfest-1.jpg

^As Cute as the Day is Long...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-24-2007-kdk-renfest-1.jpg

^As Cute as the Day is Long...

:)

peace...

too cute.........adorable. wonderful even.

[Fire Watch]

your superior unchain you from your desk?
Yeah, I'm off of work today and tomorrow. Take your BC and hush.

[Fire Watch]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-24-2007-kdk-renfest-1.jpg

^As Cute as the Day is Long...

:)

peace...

Good looking kid! It's sweet of you to let her ride on your back like that too..memories that will never fade.

[goodlife]

I hope that Tink does not have a wardrobe malfunction while TC is on vacation..........

yikes...that would be a bad thing!

[goodlife]

twice actually..and I havent been in the sun in about 8 months..I'm browning up nicely thank you.

the river, the pool, and the pool
that's THREE where I went to school!

[melinda]

yikes...that would be a bad thing!

I know. :eek:
tell her to behave for the week.......stay away from Justin Timberlake even.

[tha malcontent™]

Good looking kid! It's sweet of you to let her ride on your back like that too..memories that will never fade.

Why I oughta!...

:)

peace...

[goodlife]

Good looking kid! It's sweet of you to let her ride on your back like that too..memories that will never fade.


LOL...good one.

And Mal...she's adorable as always.

[tha malcontent™]

too cute.........adorable. wonderful even.

Shanks!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

LOL...good one.

And Mal...she's adorable as always.

Thank you!...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

the river, the pool, and the pool
that's THREE where I went to school!
I got burned at the pool twice..went to the river..didnt really get burned.

[Panhead0422]

Good looking kid! It's sweet of you to let her ride on your back like that too..memories that will never fade.

Is that a Lama or an.....uh.....DONKEY?:whistle: :whistle:

[goodlife]

I got burned at the pool twice..went to the river..didnt really get burned.

whatever you say Rick....:rolleyes:
Although I seem to recall the term "I got fried" in reference to the river trip.

[gdoane]

whatever you say Rick....:rolleyes:
Although I seem to recall the term "I got fried" in reference to the river trip.

That may very well be a reference to overindulgence in happy sauce. Other references might be pickled, sloshed, hammered, snockered, plastered, loaded, soused, tanked and three sheets to the wind.

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[gdoane]

xanax would be OTC medication if men had to deal w/ what women had to deal with. i swear to God. why are y'all scared of tampons, seriously?

Ever watch "HOUSE" on TV? Name the OB/GYN on the staff. There ain't one. They can have a cancer guy, they can have a neurologist and an immunologist, but do you see any girl problem doctors? NOT HAPPENING.

A woman wants time off from her boss and gets asked why, all she's got to say is "female problems" and that's the end of it, he's like "say no more, please to God say no more, take all the time you need!"

Half the reason men don't understand women isn't that they don't want to know the truth, we couldn't HANDLE the truth!

[pryncessbrooke]

Wake up Rickalodeon!

[Fire Watch]

I'm awake...kinda

[pryncessbrooke]

Drugs do that to you!

[goodlife]

I don't wanna be awake.

[goodlife]

Gene....we missed your RNN posts while you were gone!!

[pryncessbrooke]

I don't wanna be awake.

Me either, but I'm waiting on my hubby to get home. I think
he got lost from his parents house to our house. It take two
whole minutes to get here from there.

[Panhead0422]

I don't want to be a wake either (that is what gets left behind the boat).

[goodlife]

I don't want to be a wake either (that is what gets left behind the boat).

lol...go put that in your pun thread.

[Panhead0422]

lol...go put that in your pun thread.

Good Idea, glad you thought of it:confused: .

[jet]

Gene....we missed your RNN posts while you were gone!!


+1!!!!!!!

[gdoane]

Gene....we missed your RNN posts while you were gone!!
http://www.mindspring.com/%7Egdoane/_uimages/rnn.jpg

Today on Rickalodeon we've learned the value of tampons, the heartbreak of miscounting your sunburns and that some people don't wanna be awake. Those people are typically blondes.

[jet]

You know...I am so tired of being left out of your RNN updates that I'm going to show you an alternate use for tampons, mister :evil:


Just kidding :))

[gdoane]

You know...I am so tired of being left out of your RNN updates that I'm going to show you an alternate use for tampons, mister :evil:


Just kidding :))

RNN updates aren't totally positive in nature. You gotta be nuts to make the news on the RNN update.

Say something crazy. :cool:

[jet]

RNN updates aren't totally positive in nature. You gotta be nuts to make the news on the RNN update.

Say something crazy. :cool:

Gene, you are the sexiest man alive :think:

That's the best I could come up with on such short notice ;)

[jet]

Better yet, Hilary will make an awesome president.....

:sick:

[Panhead0422]

Better yet, Hilary will make an awesome president.....

:sick:

HEY!!!!!
KNOCK THAT OFF!!!!
This is a family oriented board and we don't use foul language like that.

[gdoane]

Better yet, Hilary will make an awesome president.....

:sick:

You have a sick, sick mind. Welcome to Rickalodeon, but please check such thoughts at the door in the future.

[snow96]

Better yet, Hilary will make an awesome president.....

:sick:

You forgot to mention that soon thereafter, she will want a personal tour of a comm center, and Gene will be nominated to give the tour.





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Just kidding Gene . . . . wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[melinda]

Better yet, Hilary will make an awesome president.....

:sick:

ew............

[gdoane]

You forgot to mention that soon thereafter, she will want a personal tour of a comm center, and Gene will be nominated to give the tour.

Just kidding Gene . . . . wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

I met Sheriff Joe Arpaio (the toughest Sheriff in America) near his old dispatch center and he didn't have keys to the place. I did, and I certainly recognized him so I let him in and escorted him through his own dispatch center to his office. The man may be a great Sheriff but he doesn't know or really track the infrastructure of what makes it all work.

I can operate a 911 dispatch position. I can also tear it apart, rebuild it, modify it and reprogram it. What I couldn't do is handle the people. I'm not really good with idiots. You would NOT want me answering 911 calls.

911 Gene: Hello, this is 911, what's your emergency?
Old Lady: My cat is in the tree and he won't come down!
911 Gene: So, you want me to send guys with guns to solve this?
Old Lady: You're not going to shoot my cat!
911 Gene: Waste any more of my time on your stupid cat up a tree and I'll personally make tacos out of it. Shut up you moron.

911 Gene: Hello, 911, please state your emergency.
Mugger victim: I've just been mugged! The robber is running away.
911 Gene: So what the heck is the emergency here?
Mugger victim: You can catch the crook!
911 Gene: I'm twenty miles away from the crook and I deal with emergencies.
Mugger victim: So you don't care?
911 Gene: Pretty much so, you could say that. Call back when you're about to actually die.

I do love the toys, I'll work on 911 dispatch equipment all day long and give tours and training all day long, but I'd be really, really bad on the public relations side of the biz.

[Panhead0422]

You go, gene.

[Yankee in NC]

gene - careful how you prepare the cat. It get stringy if you don't do it right.

[gwhughes]

I met Chuck Yeagar the other day. He was touring with Duncan Hunter in SC. He cusses alot. Some guy (19-22yrs old) came up and asked him had he ever shot anyone down. He said, "That SOB hasn't read my book!"

[gdoane]

gene - careful how you prepare the cat. It get stringy if you don't do it right.

Crock pot. You cannot possibly mess up cooking in a crock pot. You could boil a rock in a crock pot and have a good meal.

[melinda]

I met Chuck Yeagar the other day. He was touring with Duncan Hunter in SC. He cusses alot. Some guy (19-22yrs old) came up and asked him had he ever shot anyone down. He said, "That SOB hasn't read my book!"

I didn't know he was still alive. :))

[Panhead0422]

Crock pot. You cannot possibly mess up cooking in a crock pot. You could boil a rock in a crock pot and have a good meal.

Would that be a crock rock meal?

[Yankee in NC]

I met Chuck Yeagar the other day. He was touring with Duncan Hunter in SC. He cusses alot. Some guy (19-22yrs old) came up and asked him had he ever shot anyone down. He said, "That SOB hasn't read my book!"

I met him a number of years ago, right after his book came out. I read the book and did a report on it.

[gwhughes]

I didn't know he was still alive. :))

Yeah, he's reeeeeaaaal old though, short guy, still sharp as a tack.

[gdoane]

Would that be a crock rock meal?

There's a French story about "Pomme de Terre" or literally "Apple of the Earth" (actually 'potato') which revolves around a soup pot and how a little can become a lot.

In the story, everyone has nearly nothing to eat. A man with carrots has no meat, and a man with meat has no carrots, and so on. You get the idea. I read this story in French so quoting it is pointless at any rate. I am not posting in French on this forum.

The "melting pot" concept of America is very much the same as the story, where each man brings a little bit and when combined, there's a fine soup to be had.

Friends meet and friends share. The difference with communism and even liberalism is you're not allowed to choose your friends in those draconian disciplines. You have to like whomever you are ordered to like and don't you protest one bit or else you're a racist, you're a homophobe, you're a bigot and you're a sexist because you chose your own friends.

Liberals don't like friends, they don't like family, and they don't like personal preferences of any sort. They'll go into attack mode if you're bold enough to say you prefer the opposite sex. They hate normality. They say they love nature but they don't. They'll live in the biggest cities with the tallest skyscrapers and say they want to save the rainforests. They're beyond hypocrisy now. Liberalism has long ago entered the realm of Kook. They're Kooks. No sense can be had from a liberal anymore.

[goodlife]

morning people of Rickalodeon...how is everybody today?

[gwhughes]

Liberals eat boogers.

[goodlife]

Rick's off today...I wonder if he's going to be around...Hmmm...might be a good day for a takeover...TINKALODEON!

[melinda]

I met him a number of years ago, right after his book came out. I read the book and did a report on it.

that might have been better posted under "uninteresting"......:))

[melinda]

morning people of Rickalodeon...how is everybody today?

I am doing pretty good......planning yet another summer vacation.

[gdoane]

Rick's off today...I wonder if he's going to be around...Hmmm...might be a good day for a takeover...TINKALODEON!

As you wish, so it is done.

[goodlife]

geeesh Mel...you are the most travelin woman I know! I'm jealous.

[goodlife]

RUT ROH :eek:

[Yankee in NC]

Rick's off today...I wonder if he's going to be around...Hmmm...might be a good day for a takeover...TINKALODEON!

I don't think Rick's going to like this very much...

[gdoane]

RUT ROH :eek:

Go on, take the money and run.

You love it. You know you do. :cool:

[melinda]

Rick's off today...I wonder if he's going to be around...Hmmm...might be a good day for a takeover...TINKALODEON!

LOVE the takeover........:))

[goodlife]

I don't think Rick's going to like this very much...

I didn't do it!!!!!!!!!

[gdoane]

I don't think Rick's going to like this very much...

I think you're right. I should change it back. But not today.

[goodlife]

oh crap...he's here.
Somebody hide me!
Where's all those damned plants I brought in?

[melinda]

geeesh Mel...you are the most travelin woman I know! I'm jealous.

you should meet one of my friends.....she decided to jump on a plane one day and go to London for the weekend, all by herself, just b/c she wanted to. She went to Chicago one day just to shop.....she just got back from Iceland and now she is going to India..........that is one traveling woman. :))

[Yankee in NC]

I think you're right. I should change it back. But not today.

as jetfire said, you could change it to Yankalodeon, but don't leave the "on" off the end...

[gdoane]

I didn't do it!!!!!!!!!

Nope. You just suggested it. I did the dirty deed. It was done dirt cheap.

[Fire Watch]

You such a cheap slut ho Gene.

[gdoane]

You such a cheap slut ho Gene.

But I'm GOOD at it so that's all that really matters.

[Yankee in NC]

But I'm GOOD at it so that's all that really matters.

no truer words were ever spoken in TP. :))

[goodlife]

Today's RNN oughta be good!!! :eek:

[Gaby77]

LOVE the takeover........:))

Meh, I've seen it before.

[melinda]

Meh, I've seen it before.

me too......but it's still fun.
Good Morning, Gaby! :hug:

[Fire Watch]

I'm bored. Going to cook breakfast.

[curtis123]

I'm bored. Going to cook breakfast.

Don't burn the cornflakes.

[Gaby77]

me too......but it's still fun.
Good Morning, Gaby! :hug:

:hug:
Morning Mel!

[melinda]

I'm bored. Going to cook breakfast.

yogurt and diet coke??

[Fire Watch]

Bagels with Philly cream chesse and raspberry jelly..the kids love it.

[melinda]

yogurt and diet coke is much, much better.......

[Yankee in NC]

I had a pop tart and diet pepsi

[gwhughes]

I had that stuff they make a mold of your teeth with at the dentist for breakfast this morning. Whitening.

[melinda]

I had a pop tart and diet pepsi

diet pepsi sucks.

[Yankee in NC]

diet pepsi sucks.

you obviously have no taste buds

[Fire Watch]

All diet drinks taste like ass water.

[goodlife]

I don't like diet soft drinks either.
I can stomach Chick Fil A's diet lemonade and that's about it.

[pryncessbrooke]

I can't drink regular drinks anymore. They just don't taste right. I drink everything diet.

[Fire Watch]

Ass water

[melinda]

you obviously have no taste buds

my taste buds are just fine and dandy...yours obviously suck, just like your diet pepsi.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ass water

How exactly do you know that diet stuff taste like ass water? You been drinking ass water?

[Fire Watch]

**** happens.

[goodlife]

whatEVER!

[pryncessbrooke]

Apparently!

[goodlife]

I'm bored.

[Yankee in NC]

I believe this is another "don't ask, don't tell" moment.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm hungry!

[gdoane]

Ass water

If you water it, it's going to grow.

[goodlife]

those are no fun.

[goodlife]

If you water it, it's going to grow.

do you think THAT is what happened to my ass?? :eek:

[Yankee in NC]

do you think THAT is what happened to my ass?? :eek:

there has to be some explanation

[melinda]

I believe this is another "don't ask, don't tell" moment.

I asked a question and got a little tmi............:rolleyes:

[Gaby77]

I asked a question and got a little tmi............:rolleyes:

That's why I don't ask.

[melinda]

That's why I don't ask.

especially certain people. :))

[Fire Watch]

Who are they? Someone warn me please.

[Yankee in NC]

especially certain people. :))

why are you looking at ME?

[Gaby77]

especially certain people. :))

TP in general I'd say, cause you never know who will answer! :))

[Fire Watch]

Thats why when I have a question.. I askjeeves.com

[goodlife]

Who are they? Someone warn me please.



Who are who?

[gdoane]

do you think THAT is what happened to my ass?? :eek:

My money would be on the crawgators, not the water.

[Fire Watch]

My money would be on the crawgators, not the water.
My money would be on you getting YOUR ass kicked by Leigh before the end of the day..lol

[Fire Watch]

I bet we hit the 14,000 posts mark today.

[melinda]

why are you looking at ME?

b/c you are the one who gave me the tmi. :((

[melinda]

I bet we hit the 14,000 posts mark today.

of course..........

[melinda]

My money would be on you getting YOUR ass kicked by Leigh before the end of the day..lol

so? do I take the $200. or do I take the ass kicking? I'm not gonna lie to you...I could use a good ass kicking, but I think I'm gonna have to go w/ the $200............ :)) :)) :))

[goodlife]

Gene! :snooty:
well it has gotten a LITTLE bit smaller since the last time you saw it!

[goodlife]

who wants to go to the freedom concert in Atlanta?

[tha malcontent™]

who wants to go to the freedom concert in Atlanta?

You Payin'?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Welcome to Malcalodeon© (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230726)

^Clicky...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

It'll fall to the heap like DD2alodeon, jakethesnakealodeon, TaterVTalodeon..

[gdoane]

who wants to go to the freedom concert in Atlanta?

I wanna go! What's the plane fare, $600 round trip ya think?

[tha malcontent™]

It'll fall to the heap like DD2alodeon, jakethesnakealodeon, TaterVTalodeon..

I have RNOCD...

It will Live FOR-EVER... ;)

:)

peace...

[Yankee in NC]

b/c you are the one who gave me the tmi. :((

you're welcome