Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

thought that was your job?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

thought that was your job?

That is what you get for your stinking thinking. ;) ;) ;)

[Panhead0422]

:whistle: :whistle: Innocently:whistle: :whistle:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

OK, OK guys. Let's clean up this thread. I am starting to get sick from the smell of the carcass of the former sacrificial chicken!!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

It's not that PUTRID, yet!!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It's not that PUTRID, yet!!!!

Dude, you ARE one sick puppy!!! :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Panhead0422]

Also warped, demented and seriously in need of help. Boy howdy, I AM having FUN!!!

[Dreamy]

thought that was your job?

You thought that was my job? Rick,snap out of it! This is Dreamy! Manicured nails,pampered pedicured princess..remember?

:))

[Fire Watch]

well...at least you could hire someone...most of this is your fault anyway.

[czzzaar]

What are you hypocrits doing posting in this thread? :rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

its my thread..I can do that

[Dreamy]

well...at least you could hire someone...most of this is your fault anyway.

Pfft!:rolleyes: It's your year old dead chicken,your sticky teddy bear,your sticky floors and your jello all over the bathtub not to mention all the unmentionables lying around from the parade of misfits and hijinkers that stroll through this place.


I am one of the hijinkers but I always leave with what I came in here with. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I am one of the hijinkers but I always leave with what I came in here with. ;)

A little extra most of the time.

[Dreamy]

A little extra most of the time.


lol Leaving that one to die a quiet death.:whistle:

[Fire Watch]

ahh...the cowards end..what did I expect..you being married to a frog?

[Dreamy]

ahh...the cowards end..what did I expect..you being married to a frog?


lol My father would not be happy either if he was still alive but I am an Irish lass with a mind of her own.

Coward I am not. Just know when to pull back but that does not mean I won't come back stronger and harder and with much more wit and sass than you could ever possibly hope to offer my Sicilian friend.

[Fire Watch]

Why would I offer your Sicilian friend anything lass?

[Dreamy]

Why would I offer your Sicilian friend anything lass?

lol Forgot the comma before my. Was doing 3 things at once, not paying attention.


Enuff chit chat...clean man!

[Fire Watch]

nah..still waiting on you to assume your natural role as a woman

[Dreamy]

nah..still waiting on you to assume your natural role as a woman


:rolleyes: Oh dear....Did I forget the Italian male creed about woman's work?

Ooops,looks like I am suffering from a severe case of amnesia and I know my give a damn is definitely broken. lol

Pass me the TV remote control while you are here...

[Fire Watch]

No Tv in this room...its a holy place

[Dreamy]

No Tv in this room...its a holy place

Holy? Well,the furnishings perhaps. Early slum or lounge lizard chiic appears to be the decorating theme. Am I close?

[Fire Watch]

No..everything here is completely Jibaristic.

[Dreamy]

No..everything here is completely Jibaristic.

Jibaristic? Is that close to condemned?

[Fire Watch]

NOOOOO...how dare you question the tennants of Jibarism...dont make me call on the name of Jibaro to get you to fall in line.

[Dreamy]

NOOOOO...how dare you question the tennants of Jibarism...dont make me call on the name of Jibaro to get you to fall in line.

Sorry posh,elegant,luxurious I understand...Jibaristic? Where are those furnishings sold? Is that what is causing the unique aroma here?

[Fire Watch]

Do you not know who the Almighty Jibaro is/was/shall be? How dare you question the followers of the great and mighty Jibaro?

[Dreamy]

Do you not know who the Almighty Jibaro is/was/shall be? How dare you question the followers of the great and mighty Jibaro?


Ummm okay....Is he cute? How would he look at the beach?

[Fire Watch]

infidel...prepare to die!!! We dont jihad..we JIBhad..and you are in for it big big

[Dreamy]

infidel...prepare to die!!! We dont jihad..we JIBhad..and you are in for it big big

lol So he's big? Hmm sounds kinda interesting so far.:think: Is he married? Is he famous? Does he workout? Is he related to Jibber Jabber or Jabber or Jabberwockey?

[Fire Watch]

:pray: :pray: :pray: Your blasphemy is horrendous...buflineks and I shall be there in short order on Tyranasaurus Rex's...with melewis in tow

[Dreamy]

:pray: :pray: :pray: Your blasphemy is horrendous...buflineks and I shall be there in short order on Tyranasaurus Rex's...with melewis in tow

Oooookay..... but on your way to round up the rest of the delusional cavemen and your Jibby leader for your weekly Jibhad game could you pick up some cleaning supplies and air fresheners for this joint and hey don't forget to get me that remote.

I'll be over here on the chaisse lounger relaxing.

[Fire Watch]

get off the chicken

[Dreamy]

get off the chicken

Eeeew....get the chicken off my chaisse you prehistoric pig.

[Fire Watch]

your!!!!!! chaise....in my room...my chicken can sit where he likes, when he likes, as he is a high priest in the church of Jibaro

[Kim7]

which is why bird flu will spread amongst your people

[Fire Watch]

how do you know we didnt start the whole epidemic on purpose to punish the non-believers?

[Dreamy]

your!!!!!! chaise....in my room...my chicken can sit where he likes, when he likes, as he is a high priest in the church of Jibaro

You are sick....I mean really sick. I say we keep the smelly chicken and throw you out of the place.

My chaisse is in my playground which is this thread. I am a certified thread hijinker with a drop of mischief maker in me for good measure and to keep it interesting for me. ;)

[Kim7]

how do you know we didnt start the whole epidemic on purpose to punish the non-believers?

I knew there had to be some connection :think:

[Fire Watch]

your playground is in my backyard..your sandbox doubles as my chickens nesting area...

[Dragone]

This thread makes dragon scared.... :lol:

[Fire Watch]

as it should..lizards are related to birds...and the avian flu abounds here

[Dreamy]

your playground is in my backyard..your sandbox doubles as my chickens nesting area...

Not on your life. Ocean and sand is a yes. Box and sand is a no for this girl.

How many chickens do you have and why don't you dispose of the dead one sicko.

Okay,gotta depart for more breathable quarters but hopefully if you work all night you can bring this putrid place at least up to code.

Ciao!

[Dragone]

Poor mortal. Didn't your teachers teach you anything about Dragons at all? We are immune to such paltry poultry diseases! :lol:

[Fire Watch]

Dont question the fowl Gods

[Dragone]

Dont question the fowl Gods

Heh, why not? What will they do? Send a deranged psychopathic chicken after me? :D

[Fire Watch]

No..we'll serve you with fried pineapple...like we did the T-Rex's

[Dragone]

I'm a dragon though, I'm bigger than a T-Rex! :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

just need more tenderizer..and perhaps a pork and apple stuffing.

[Dragone]

First you have to CATCH the dragon though... Could be dangerous! :eek:

:lol:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

First you have to CATCH the dragon though... Could be dangerous! :eek:

:lol:

Dragone DOES have a point there. LOL

[Fire Watch]

nah..should be easy..he's always hanging out here

[Dancer]

Rick is a big turkey cheater so I am coming in here to mess up his thread but GOOD!!!!

[Fire Watch]

lolololol

[Fire Watch]

point proven...bow down.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

point proven...bow down.

To what or whom?! Panhead?! :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

[Fire Watch]

right over your head wasnt it?
lololololol

[FoxGranadaChuck]

What was over my head?! Oh yeah, part of that sacrificial chicken carcass.

:sick: :sick: :sick:


LOL

[Dancer]

I won't be bowing down to you. You only proved that you could get it locked for a minute. If you are the king, then let's see you get the thread locked for good with you as the lastposter...hmmm?

[Fire Watch]

is that a dare?

[Dreamy]

Rick is a big turkey cheater so I am coming in here to mess up his thread but GOOD!!!!

Hey Dancer, I do think I have met my partner in thread hijink fun!:))


I see the place is still a cesspool of smelly chicken carcasses.:sick:

[Fire Watch]

smells like green beer in here

[Dreamy]

smells like green beer in here


This thread is Irish for a day. Deal with it! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Seasonal/stpatdrink.gif

[Fire Watch]

can I sell the beer?

[Dreamy]

can I sell the beer?

I think you have more important things to do today..find the mop and frilly apron yet sweetie? ;)

[Fire Watch]

kiss me blarney stone lass.

[Dreamy]

kiss me blarney stone lass.

I never kiss a blarney stone with tomato sauce stains.


What is Irish diplomacy?

It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell.
So that he will look forward to making the trip

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Seasonal/StPatGold.gif

[Fire Watch]

oh...and that scarecrow comment...so wrong.

[Dreamy]

oh...and that scarecrow comment...so wrong.

But oh so good.:))

Gotcha baby!

[Fire Watch]

what a day

[Panhead0422]

Pfft!:rolleyes:
I am one of the hijinkers but I always leave with what I came in here with. ;)


Except your sanity?????

http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/2.gif:)) :)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

finally..someone who knows how to clean

[Panhead0422]

To what or whom?! Panhead?! :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

Why do you think that I wear a pan on my head, so no points can come through?

[Fire Watch]

back to cleaning wench!!

[Panhead0422]

Keep talking and I'll "wench" you with a WRENCH!!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Keep talking and I'll "wench" you with a WRENCH!!!!

Oooooh!!! Time to take this into a nice dark alleyway and "duke it out"! LOL

Dreamy will referee the fight!

[Fire Watch]

Looks better panhead..good job

[FoxGranadaChuck]

No thanks to you and your sacrificial chicken. :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

hey..the chicken was fried and disposed of properly..cant blame it on me..besides this is my room..I can do what I want..all you "crashers" have to clean up after yourselves.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

hey..the chicken was fried and disposed of properly..cant blame it on me..besides this is my room..I can do what I want..all you "crashers" have to clean up after yourselves.

Spoken like a true Sicilian. LOL

[Fire Watch]

of course

[FoxGranadaChuck]

of course

:snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

are you spamming my thread?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

are you spamming my thread?

No, I am going to kill your thread.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

yawn...good luck...this place is protected by the great Jibaro..not to mention me and buflineks's T-Rex's

[Dreamy]

They are no match for Dreamy....:twisted:

Don't kill the thread Fox...where will I play and pillage.:twisted:

[Fire Watch]

back in the ward you escaped from perhaps?

[Dreamy]

back in the ward you escaped from perhaps?


:rolleyes: Such a weak retort scarecrow.... ;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

They are no match for Dreamy....:twisted:

Don't kill the thread Fox...where will I play and pillage.:twisted:


OK, if you want to pillage this thread, I certainly won't stop you! LOL

[Fire Watch]

Dreamy...http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Oz_Witch.jpg..why not put that broom to good use for once.

[Dreamy]

Dreamy...http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Oz_Witch.jpg..why not put that broom to good use for once.


:rolleyes: Not me at all. lol Sounds the same however. Rick,you have been traveling in Oz to long.


I am waiting on my daughter to be ready before we can leave....being the mother of a sleepy head teen requires extreme patience as does dealing with you.:twisted:

[Fire Watch]

well...at least you're old enough to have the experience granny..

[Fire Watch]

oh..and http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Chicago2520White2520Sox2520Baseball.jpg

[Dreamy]

well...at least you're old enough to have the experience granny..

lol Oh yeah...I'm just typing here from my rocker sonny.:rolleyes:

Glad to see you got your man servant to clean the place up.:razz:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

oh..and http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Chicago2520White2520Sox2520Baseball.jpg

:snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Dreamy]

oh..and http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Chicago2520White2520Sox2520Baseball.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Patriots-Red%20Sox/SPBaseball15.gif

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Baseball :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Dreamy]

Baseball :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

Of course!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Patriots-Red%20Sox/america.jpg

[Fire Watch]

can you knit me some socks? My feet are chilly grandma

[Dreamy]

can you knit me some socks? My feet are chilly grandma

lol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/people63.gif That straw doesn't keep you warm? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/oz_scarecrow_1.jpg

[Fire Watch]

where's my bucket of water?

[Dreamy]

where's my bucket of water?

Look for your head,you will likely find it is in that bucket of water.:razz:

Can I knit you a towel? A clue? A brain?

[Fire Watch]

ok..you're trying waaay too hard now...pick up a glove at the sporting goods store to catch all these that are flying past you

[Dreamy]

ok..you're trying waaay too hard now...pick up a glove at the sporting goods store to catch all these that are flying past you

The girly throws you lob my way don't even require a glove.

[Fire Watch]

throws? Youre not even watching the same game..I'm yard doggin' 'em

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/05-scott-podsednik-world-series-gm2.jpg

[Dreamy]

throws? Youre not even watching the same game..I'm yard doggin' 'em

Okay,okay I will admit I am bored and distracted. The game is too slow for me when the competition is non-existent.

[Dreamy]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/05-scott-podsednik-world-series-gm2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Patriots-Red%20Sox/varitek3.jpg

[Fire Watch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Patriots-Red%20Sox/varitek3.jpg Is that John Stamos in the stands? He's really hot..wait..what am I suspossed to be doing again? Oh yeah..wait..foul balls suck.

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Patriots-Red%20Sox/varitek3.jpg Is that John Stamos in the stands? He's really hot..wait..what am I suspossed to be doing again? Oh yeah..wait..foul balls suck.

:rolleyes: Don't quit your day job,you suck as a mind reader. Grand slam for Tek!

[Fire Watch]

Grand slam breakfast at Denny's maybe

[Dreamy]

Grand slam breakfast at Denny's maybe


lol Like I said,don't quit your day job. Comedy is not your forte either.

[Fire Watch]

defend the undefendable..good job

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I say Dreamy defends herself quite well.

Now RECONRICKY on the other hand.....................


LOL

[Fire Watch]

drop the y...and know your role

[FoxGranadaChuck]

drop the y...and know your role

I will be happy to drop the "y."

However, I am still in the dark as to exactly what my role is. LOL

[Fire Watch]

lol..I'm making a list for all you room invaders, so you'll know

[Panhead0422]

Well, leave my name off of it. (I wouldn't do it anyway).

[Fire Watch]

you're in the room..you're on the list

[Panhead0422]

What list? I don't see no STINKING LIST!

[Dreamy]

I say Dreamy defends herself quite well.

Now RECONRICKY on the other hand.....................


LOL

lol Thank you Fox :angel: I can!

[Dreamy]

lol..I'm making a list for all you room invaders, so you'll know

You know what you can do with that list sweetums....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/11.gif

[Panhead0422]

OOOOOHHHHHH, that is so gonna hurt!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

you first..bend over

[Dreamy]

OOOOOHHHHHH, that is so gonna hurt!!!!!

No,no not that Pan. I just figured he could place the list over the unsightly holes in the ugly walls of this stinky thread.:sick:


:angel: Of course it is always more pleasant here when I pay a visit. ;)

[conphu1]

:snooty: I won't ever be posting there again because I won. There's no need. :whistle:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

you first..bend over

Ohhhh! RECONRICK is getting masochistic on us! LOL

[Cowgirl Up!]

Um... Okay this thread has officially gone to hell.







:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Um... Okay this thread has officially gone to hell.

:))

Susie, this thread went to hell a LONG time ago!!! LOL

[Cowgirl Up!]

Susie, this thread went to hell a LONG time ago!!! LOL

Yeah but it's now official because I said so! ;)

[Dragone]

:snooty: I won't ever be posting there again because I won. There's no need. :whistle:

So you've decided to settle for second place at last hmm? :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

you first..bend over

In this particular case I have to say that you're first. Show me how.:whistle: :whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Um... Okay this thread has officially gone to hell.








:))


Did it fall through a burning ring of fire?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Did it fall through a burning ring of fire?

You had best ask Dreamy about that one. LOL

[Panhead0422]

I'm not that BRAVE!!!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I'm not that BRAVE!!!!!

CHICKEN!!!


LOL

[ChloeP]

Cluck Cluck.

[Panhead0422]

All right, quit "clucking it up" you cluck mouths!!!!

[ChloeP]

HEY!!! Stop that namecalling!

[Fire Watch]

can you people behave?

[Dragone]

I am just shocked! SHOCKED I tell you! :D

[Fire Watch]

This is my 4500th post

[Dragone]

Oh yeah? This is my 464th post! ... :confused:

:))

[Fire Watch]

merely 10% of my posts....and you call yourself a dragon...more like a cuddly little garden lizard

[Dragone]

merely 10% of my posts....and you call yourself a dragon...more like a cuddly little garden lizard

Oh, you think I can spend all day here raking up posts eh? There is my horde to guard, knights to kill, and fair maidens to find. A Dragon's life is VERY busy! :D

[Fire Watch]

I'm here about 30 minutes a day..

[Dragone]

I'm here about 30 minutes a day..

Yeah, but you started in 2004 you big cheater! ;) :D

[Fire Watch]

nah...only started posting really seriously in June of last year..off to serve some warrants (or try too) have fun

[Dragone]

nah...only started posting really seriously in June of last year..off to serve some warrants (or try too) have fun

Ah, so you JUST have a year's lead! :D

Heh, happy warrant serving! :)

[Panhead0422]

nah...only started posting really seriously in June of last year..off to serve some warrants (or try too) have fun

Be real careful, but, have fun!!!

[Panhead0422]

HEY!!! Stop that namecalling!

Why?!!:)) :)) :))

[Panhead0422]

Oh, you think I can spend all day here raking up posts eh? There is my horde to guard, knights to kill, and fair maidens to find. A Dragon's life is VERY busy! :D


Did I just hear ReconRicky offer to start a "flame war" with a dragon (regardless of how little the dragon is)?????


*I hope he has nomex under his armor*

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I just wish that the dragon would break down and burn the blasted chicken carcass in RECONRICK's room!!!

[Panhead0422]

Why not just have him burn RECONRICK's room?

Then we could find a clean room to trash.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Why not just have him burn RECONRICK's room?

Then we could find a clean room to trash.

MOST EXCELLENT IDEA!!!

We agree on something else. Who would have suspected that one?! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Certainly not I!!!!

:)) :)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

This room is property of The United States Marine Corps...I wouldnt recommend trying to burn it....we get a little territorial.

[Dragone]

Starting fires hmm? Well it could be made to look like an accident! :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

This room is property of The United States Marine Corps...I wouldnt recommend trying to burn it....we get a little territorial.

Semper Flamable?

:eek: :rolleyes::whistle: :whistle:

[Fire Watch]

taunting a Marine....foolish mortal

[FoxGranadaChuck]

taunting a Marine....foolish mortal

But keep firmly in mind: Dragone CAN incinerate you! LOL

[Dragone]

Quite true! Normally I'd just do it on a whim but since I'm winning the Last Poster thread I'm in a good mood. That means you are all spared.... For now.... :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

I am not worried about it, I have my nomex, kevelar, and steel armour on.
The problem is I can not move very fast (or not at all).

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I am not worried about it, I have my nomex, kevelar, and steel armour on.
The problem is I can not move very fast (or not at all).

Kentucky Fried Panhead........what an interesting concept! :think: :think: :think:

[Fire Watch]

Dragons dont scare Marines...we lasso them and use 'em as yard dogs

[Panhead0422]

Kentucky Fried Panhead........what an interesting concept! :think: :think: :think:

Pour a little water on me and you will have a steamed Panhead.

:)) :)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

I think you're overdone as it is...lol

[Six Shooter]

Uncle Smas misguided child is gettin mad. HIDE!

[Fire Watch]

I'm misguided? How so?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Uncle Smas misguided child is gettin mad. HIDE!


Uh-oh. Six Shooter is going postal on us! LOL

[Fire Watch]

not in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I just got all the chicken blood stains removed

[Six Shooter]

not in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I just got all the chicken blood stains removed

Oh.



Darn.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

not in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...I just got all the chicken blood stains removed

It's about bloody time!!! :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

well...the Almighty Jibaro demanded it

[ChloeP]

I'm scared.

[Fire Watch]

as you should be

[Fire Watch]

about time you recognized your roles

[ChloeP]

about time you recognized your roles

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

[Dragone]

Dragons dont scare Marines...we lasso them and use 'em as yard dogs

I don't think they make rope strong to handle any Dragon. :D

[Cowgirl Up!]

But keep firmly in mind: Dragone CAN incinerate you! LOL

I'm not so sure on that. He can't even spell his name correctly.

;););)

[Fire Watch]

dragons arent as smart as legend would have you beleive.

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/shoot.gif

It's my room!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/noshakehead.gif

[Fire Watch]

what? are you a ticker now?

[Dreamy]

what? are you a ticker now?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy5/out.gif

[Fire Watch]

lol...good timing...I'm off to annoy some interstate 20 travelers, but I probably wont write any tickets.

[Dreamy]

lol...good timing...I'm off to annoy some interstate 20 travelers, but I probably wont write any tickets.

What a sport! See ya later alligator.

I'll take good care of the place.:twisted:

[Dragone]

I'm not so sure on that. He can't even spell his name correctly.

;););)

Now if anyone here actually knew anything about anything the name "Dragone" would be immediately recognized as Italian... :twisted:

:)) :))

[Six Shooter]

Now if anyone here actually knew anything about anything the name "Dragone" would be immediately recognized as Italian... :twisted:

:)) :))



Aha! I,Sherlock 2.0, have figured out why Dragone spells his name with an "e", it's because it's Italian.


So make with the gifts already. I worked hard to figure this out I demand compensation.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Now if anyone here actually knew anything about anything the name "Dragone" would be immediately recognized as Italian... :twisted:

:)) :))

Oh, great. Now we have got a dragon who is going to be in constant demand of proscuitto and marinara sauce. He will also demand some Alfredo sauce at times.

LOL

[Cowgirl Up!]

Now if anyone here actually knew anything about anything the name "Dragone" would be immediately recognized as Italian... :twisted:

:)) :))

Welcome to America, Mr. Paludetto. :lol:

[Dragone]

Oh, great. Now we have got a dragon who is going to be in constant demand of proscuitto and marinara sauce. He will also demand some Alfredo sauce at times.

LOL

Don't forget zabaglione for dessert! No meal is complete without it! :lol:

[Dragone]

Welcome to America, Mr. Paludetto. :lol:

:eek: Why I wonder who Paludetto is? :question:

That name doesn't sound familiar at ALL! :liar:

:twisted: :))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Don't forget zabaglione for dessert! No meal is complete without it! :lol:

I hope Mrs. Paludetto is a good cook.

[Dreamy]

Rick is not going to like all this playful plundering in his thread:naughty: ...but I LOVE it.:))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Ricky is not going to like all this playful plundering in his thread...

Therefore it shall continue :mrgreen:

[Six Shooter]

Rick is not going to like all this playful plundering in his thread:naughty: ...but I LOVE it.:))

Rule #1:Pillage then burn.

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its a quandry...now that I know Dragone is a paisan...do I kill him..or prepare some gabagool?

[Cowgirl Up!]

its a quandry...now that I know Dragone is a paisan...do I kill him..or prepare some gabagool?

Ah, you probably won't get much meat off 'im anyway.

;)

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ewww...who said anything about eating lizard?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Funny, he tries to appear more manly by graduating from a cowardly lion to a dragon.













:lol:

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wait....dragone is venethia xe bella?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Who?

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nm

[Cowgirl Up!]

Tee hee hee.

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mmhmm

[Cowgirl Up!]

:whistle:

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good thing I like the guy..

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A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is

research.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (this is

one of my long time favorites)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

before.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.



On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wright

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" -- Steven Wright

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Steven Wright

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -- Steven Wright

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour. -- Steven Wright

I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
-- Steven Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.
You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums. -- Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
-- Steven Wright

What's another word for Thesaurus? -- Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wright

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
-- Steven Wright

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I
stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate
cake?" I said, "yes". -- Steven Wright

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll
give me the other one next year. -- Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wright

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wright

I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wright

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wright

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to
everybody on the list. -- Steven Wright

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
-- Steven Wright

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky
must get awfully crowded. -- Steven Wright

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
-- Steven Wright

You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and
then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.
-- Steven Wright

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
-- Steven Wright

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
-- Steven Wright

The sky already fell. Now what? -- Steven Wright

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
-- Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't
see any forests. -- Steven Wright

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
-- Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old
lady had to help me across the street. -- Steven Wright

If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're
Shakespeare? -- Steven Wright

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're
reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm
like that all the time. -- Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment
somewhere. -- Steven Wright

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -- Steven Wright

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it.
Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor.
-- Steven Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
-- Steven Wright

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wright

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
-- Steven Wright

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
-- Steven Wright

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all
day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -- Steven Wright

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wright

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment,
and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wright

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you
making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend. -- Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. -- Steven Wright

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Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on.
-- Steven Wright

The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards. -- Steven Wright

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -- Steven Wright

Is "tired old cliche" one? -- Steven Wright

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
-- Steven Wright

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
-- Steven Wright

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -- Steven Wright

When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of
three-by-fives. -- Steven Wright

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
-- Steven Wright

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it
was none of my business. -- Steven Wright

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it
back. -- Steven Wright

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period.
Every crime ends with a sentence. -- Steven Wright

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wright

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wright

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By
the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- Steven Wright

Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of
play-dough. -- Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit
gum. -- Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
-- Steven Wright

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wright

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.
-- Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of
sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven Wright

I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wright

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
-- Steven Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa
Claus is missing. -- Steven Wright

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
"Don't I know you?" -- Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I
can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wright

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the
prescription ran out. -- Steven Wright

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -- Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on
TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -- Steven Wright

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said
to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is
traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything
happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."
-- Steven Wright

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope.
"We're surrounded." -- Steven Wright

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I
got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
-- Steven Wright

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the
ocean would be if that didn't happen. -- Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
-- Steven Wright

It's a fine night to have an evening. -- Steven Wright

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. -- Steven Wright

I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wright

This isn't all true. -- Steven Wright

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top,
and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
-- Steven Wright

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -- Steven Wright

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. -- Steven Wright

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and
looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years
later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their
deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So.
What did you think?" -- Steven Wright

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says
it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told
me. -- Steven Wright

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
-- Steven Wright

What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wright

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
-- Steven Wright

If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wright

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out." -- Steven Wright

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there. Hunters would be all confused. -- Steven Wright

I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Steven Wright

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once
in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have
written that." -- Steven Wright

"So, do you live around here often?" -- Steven Wright

I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She
said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said,
"They're behind the couch." And they were! -- Steven Wright

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child....eventually. -- Steven Wright

[Referring to a glass of water:]
I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
-- Steven Wright

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... -- Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums. -- Steven Wright

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings...
Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -- Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it. -- Steven Wright

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
-- Steven Wright

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt
dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" -- Steven Wright

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said,
"ten-four." -- Steven Wright

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wright

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was
locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He
said, "Yes, but not in a row." -- Steven Wright

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they
can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me
what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." -- Steven Wright

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's
free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today.
-- Steven Wright

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting
Slinkies on the escalator. -- Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were
trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wright

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap
department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know
when to stop unwrapping. -- Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same
room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
-- Steven Wright

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -- Steven Wright

I invented the cordless extension cord. -- Steven Wright

I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't
you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no
five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know...
my calendar has no sevens on it." -- Steven Wright

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wright

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said,
"Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so...
he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." -- Steven Wright

I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish
tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this
<<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store -- "Gimme another ten guppies, I
got a lotta calls yesterday." -- Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment
somewhere. -- Steven Wright

I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious! -- Steven Wright

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a
department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in
the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store." -- Steven Wright

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out." -- Steven Wright

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real
brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm
gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -- Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never
have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wright

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera
to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face.
The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house. -- Steven Wright

All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night. I was teasing
them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wright

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I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front
of the fire for the evening in two minutes. -- Steven Wright

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to
run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook,
you had to pull off a sweater real quick. -- Steven Wright

I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
-- Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had
to buy them again. -- Steven Wright

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood
kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw
it at them. -- Steven Wright

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car
keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was
speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right
here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all
the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" -- Steven Wright

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except
I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. -- Steven Wright

For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so
I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward]
-- Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas,
people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm
the only one moving. -- Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really
fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to
take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica
sounds *amazing*. -- Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. -- Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
-- Steven Wright

My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -- Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the
place. -- Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a
message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wright

Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving...every half
mile...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I don't
remember what it was. -- Steven Wright

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be
really tired. -- Steven Wright

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said,
"See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down
on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off.
And see this thing? This steers it." -- Steven Wright

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know
the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be
out that long..." -- Steven Wright

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you
see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
-- Steven Wright

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get
pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it
clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -- Steven Wright

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in
their right mind would park in the passing lane?" -- Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area
was missing. -- Steven Wright

I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to
go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy.
Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end
of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and
she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep." -- Steven Wright

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's
going to be up all night. -- Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I
said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wright

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over
there and write misspelled words on them. -- Steven Wright

I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She
said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said,
"They're behind the couch." And they were! -- Steven Wright

I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and
said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know,
but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." -- Steven Wright

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to
sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
-- Steven Wright

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires
backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he
said, "Hey, these records are all blank." -- Steven Wright

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He
caught every other fish. -- Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an
idiot. -- Steven Wright

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me
and keeps typing. -- Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on
them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wright

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some
people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. -- Steven Wright

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O.
I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wright

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass
of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wright

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
-- Steven Wright

I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when
I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wright

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five
minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wright

I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You
couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go
by. -- Steven Wright

[Dreamy]

Did you get permission for this excessive bandwith usage? lol

J/k chill!

[Fire Watch]

I broke it into several posts..besides..there cant be rules on the amountof bandwidth we can use..otherwise there would be no way your ego would be allowed in here...heeheehee

[Dreamy]

I broke it into several posts..besides..there cant be rules on the amountof bandwidth we can use..otherwise there would be no way your ego would be allowed in here...heeheehee

Our egos were twins separated at birth pal. :cool: Although I think yours is a tad larger or so the polls say. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Polls on my ego..I knew I was important..lol..j/k

[Dreamy]

Polls on my ego..I knew I was important..lol..j/k

They do poll some of the strangest things these days don't they? I hear your sense of humor is next on the polling agenda. They just have to wait until it makes an appearance.:))

[Fire Watch]

let me check my appointment book..oh yeah...it appeared briefly last night on a traffic stop...had a DUI..had a great time watching the guy sing The Star Spangled Banner, while touching his nose and standing on one leg...after about 5 attempts...he said..."Look Sir...I'm sorry..but I really got to go pee", he then fell face first onto the hood of my vehicle.

[Dreamy]

let me check my appointment book..oh yeah...it appeared briefly last night on a traffic stop...had a DUI..had a great time watching the guy sing The Star Spangled Banner, while touching his nose and standing on one leg...after about 5 attempts...he said..."Look Sir...I'm sorry..but I really got to go pee", he then fell face first onto the hood of my vehicle.

Sounds like an average weekend night on a college campus. LOL

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[Fire Watch]

yeah..well..lol..this guy was leaving a casino...weaving and bobbing in traffic...my favorite probable cause traffic stop.

[Dreamy]

yeah..well..lol..this guy was leaving a casino...weaving and bobbing in traffic...my favorite probable cause traffic stop.

Any drugs on him? Why are you doing traffic stops?

[Fire Watch]

why??? how do you think we find stuff we're looking for coming across the hwys and interstates?

[Fire Watch]

Not everything we seize and do is the result of investigations and stings...we do a lot of traffic stops..we may not write many tickets, although we can (we have to be able to, otherwise we couldnt make traffic stops) most of the traffic stops we make are for the purpose of sizing up the individual, by sight, smell, the persons attitude and demeanor...not exaccttttly profiling..but you know..lol

[Dreamy]

why??? how do you think we find stuff we're looking for coming across the hwys and interstates?

Didin't know. Not a narc. My business is a bit different although my business does some electronic surveillance. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I noticed.

[Dreamy]

I noticed.

No you didn't. If you noticed then it would not be a very professional and productive surveiilance now would it? ;)

[Fire Watch]

lol..not that way..I noticed another way..my secrets are mine...

[Dreamy]

lol..not that way..I noticed another way..my secrets are mine...

As are mine. :cool: Nighty night Detective.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Rick is not going to like all this playful plundering in his thread:naughty: ...but I LOVE it.:))

Obviously. :) :) :)

[Dragone]

wait....dragone is venethia xe bella?

How many other Italian mythical beasts do you know?

Wait! Don't answer that! I probably don't want to know!

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

from a furry lil *****cat to a Geico lizard...something strange about you Dragone xe bella

[Dragone]

from a furry lil *****cat to a Geico lizard...something strange about you Dragone xe bella

Most of it has to do with me posting in this MESSY room! I would have hoped Dreamy would have at least made you tidy the place up a bit! :twisted:

[Dreamy]

Most of it has to do with me posting in this MESSY room! I would have hoped Dreamy would have at least made you tidy the place up a bit! :twisted:


lol We like the mess. We work hard at making this place a mess. Now the smells that are wafting throughout however are all thanks to the voodoo ritualing of the owner of this playground of plundering.

[Fire Watch]

that particular individual has been trying for weeks to get someone to clean this place up

[Dreamy]

that particular individual has been trying for weeks to get someone to clean this place up

Oh well looks like it is up to you now. Frilly apron time. lol

[Panhead0422]

ewww...who said anything about eating lizard?

I thought that you Recon Critters liked to eat snakes, worms and lizards???

:whistle: :whistle:


****Dives in fighting position to take cover from incoming!!!!****

[Panhead0422]

let me check my appointment book..oh yeah...it appeared briefly last night on a traffic stop...had a DUI..had a great time watching the guy sing The Star Spangled Banner, while touching his nose and standing on one leg...after about 5 attempts...he said..."Look Sir...I'm sorry..but I really got to go pee", he then fell face first onto the hood of my vehicle.

Did you have any trouble "pouring" him into your cruiser?:whistle: :whistle:

[Fire Watch]

Did you have any trouble "pouring" him into your cruiser?:whistle: :whistle:

Dont have a cruiser..I drive an unmarked...I call in a local guy to make the arrest and transport him

[Fire Watch]

Most of it has to do with me posting in this MESSY room! I would have hoped Dreamy would have at least made you tidy the place up a bit! :twisted:

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[FoxGranadaChuck]

Most of it has to do with me posting in this MESSY room! I would have hoped Dreamy would have at least made you tidy the place up a bit! :twisted:

That is what you get for hoping.

[Fire Watch]

hope he recovers soon

[Cowgirl Up!]

Blood 'n' guts. Good job, Mr. Paludetto. You get to clean it up.

;)

[Fire Watch]

lol

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Blood 'n' guts. Good job, Mr. Paludetto. You get to clean it up.

;)

What else would you expect from a RECONRICK thread?!

[Panhead0422]

More Blood, guts and gore!!!!

That does not mean Al Gore.

[Dreamy]

What else would you expect from a RECONRICK thread?!

Pouting tantrums. Wasn't that why this thread began? We picked on the poor baby. lol But now it is definitely a useful thread for all things wild and crazy and messy.:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Pouting tantrums. Wasn't that why this thread began? We picked on the poor baby. lol But now it is definitely a useful thread for all things wild and crazy and messy.:))

As usual, I completely concur!!! :D :D :D

[Panhead0422]

Ditto!!!

[Fire Watch]

wait...that was pretty acurate..something must be wrong with you

[ChloeP]

wait...that was pretty acurate..something must be wrong with you


What would be wrong?