Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[pryncessbrooke]

You're gonna have to work on that gag reflex if we're going to continue this relationship.

What relationship?

[jet]

I think I just threw up in my mouth!

Oh, I know I did :sick:

[pryncessbrooke]

ummm...hmmm....errr.......EWWWWWWW

Yeah my thought exactly!

[Fire Watch]

You know the rules. The rotation is clockwise, we switch places on the count of three & if you touch me, I kill ya with your own K-bar!
No worries, I plan on chloroforming you, tying you up, and sticking you in a closet before the girls ever arrive...don't forget the pizza.

[Fire Watch]

What relationship?
Smart girl..keep it on the DL..:clap:

[Fire Watch]

Oh, I know I did :sick:
Who knew jealousy could cause regurgitation? Easy enough fix, you can come too..CinnaPUNS anyone?

[pryncessbrooke]

Smart girl..keep it on the DL..:clap:

Take your crazy pills Rick! You're hallucinating again!

[Fire Watch]

Take your crazy pills Rick! You're hallucinating again!
If this is a hallucination, why would I take a pill and **** it up? Damn girl, use your head.

[ThrowCop]

No worries, I plan on chloroforming you, tying you up, and sticking you in a closet before the girls ever arrive...don't forget the pizza.I'm really - I mean REALLY glad you ended that sentence the way you did!

[jet]

Who knew jealousy could cause regurgitation? Easy enough fix, you can come too..CinnaPUNS anyone?


Well, not with that rotation...you'll need to change it up for me...I'm difficult ;) And no k-bar or pizza for me. I'll take the crow bar and puppet strings....thanks :hug:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, it coulda went bad..

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm really - I mean REALLY glad you ended that sentence the way you did!

LMAO

[goodlife]

somebody let me know when it's safe to come back in this thread....

[pryncessbrooke]

somebody let me know when it's safe to come back in this thread....

It was never safe here in the first place.....

[ThrowCop]

Probably another 37 minutes, give or take.

[jet]

Probably another 37 minutes, give or take.


:)) :)) :)) Wait......are there 37 people in the rotation?

[super cool ski instructor]

I am so confused right now.......:confused:

[ThrowCop]

I am so confused right now.......:confused:You're cute though, so your confusion is forgiven. :)

[jet]

I am so confused right now.......:confused:

As opposed to .......:razz:

[XXL Frank]

I never thought of that! :eek:
ET freaked me out too.

All puppets freak me out!! ET, Howdy Doody, Yoda, Kermit the Frog....all of 'em......

[jet]

All puppets freak me out!! ET, Howdy Doody, Yoda, Kermit the Frog....all of 'em...... Don't forget clown dolls either.......:shifty:

[gdoane]

I never thought of that! :eek:
ET freaked me out too.

E.T. was the first movie adapted to a home video game. WORST GAME EVER. It stands alone as the only video game rated by G4 TV at less than 1 on their 1-5 scale.

I actually have a copy of it, and a functional Atari 2600 to play it on. It's so worthless that over 2 Million copies of the Atari 2600 version of E.T. were plowed under into a New Mexico landfill.

Atari paid over $20 Million for the video game rights to the movie. They then spent less than 6 months and $200,000 in development on the game, and the sheer suck power of this crappy game is blamed for instigating the Great Video Game Crash of 1983.

As a movie, it was a blockbuster and for decades the only movie to unseat Star Wars in box office revenue, but as a game it was a horror show.

E.T. Phone Home.

[XXL Frank]

I love all the "big talk" going on in here...sheeeeesh as if.

Yeah, people in relationships are a trip.........or pitiful, depending on how you look at it........:razz:

[XXL Frank]

Don't forget clown dolls either.......:shifty:


YIKES!! :eek:

[ThrowCop]

Yeah, people in relationships are a trip.........or pitiful, depending on how you look at it........:razz:Don't make me & Rick bust out the clown pics, XXL. :twisted:

[jet]

E.T. was the first movie adapted to a home video game. WORST GAME EVER. It stands alone as the only video game rated by G4 TV at less than 1 on their 1-5 scale.

I actually have a copy of it, and a functional Atari 2600 to play it on. It's so worthless that over 2 Million copies of the Atari 2600 version of E.T. were plowed under into a New Mexico landfill.

Atari paid over $20 Million for the video game rights to the movie. They then spent less than 6 months and $200,000 in development on the game, and the sheer suck power of this crappy game is blamed for instigating the Great Video Game Crash of 1983.

As a movie, it was a blockbuster and for decades the only movie to unseat Star Wars in box office revenue, but as a game it was a horror show.

E.T. Phone Home.

Ever been on the ET ride at Universal Studios in LA??? Talk about lame....
However....Reese's Pieces rock ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I love Yoda....

[melinda]

I love reese's pieces.........

[XXL Frank]

Don't make me & Rick bust out the clown pics, XXL. :twisted:

Please don't.....you in a skirt was frightening enough.....

[XXL Frank]

I love reese's pieces.........

Reese Witherspoon? Me too!!

[jet]

I love Yoda....

He was pretty cool....and had his mojo on in Episode 2.....

[ThrowCop]

Please don't.....you in a skirt was frightening enough.....True

[super cool ski instructor]

He was pretty cool....and had his mojo on in Episode 2.....

I had a crush on Yoda when I was 6 :))

[XXL Frank]

I had a crush on Yoda when I was 6 :))

That goes a long way toward explaining your current relationship.......

[ThrowCop]

That goes a long way to explaining your current mate.......okay, that stung, XXL.















:))

Funny as ****, though!

[super cool ski instructor]

That goes a long way toward explaining your current relationship.......

:)) :)) :))

[pryncessbrooke]

I had a crush on Yoda when I was 6 :))

:confused:

[jet]

I had a crush on Yoda when I was 6 :))

Holy cow....you were six when Empire Strikes back came out???? :confused:

[melinda]

Reese Witherspoon? Me too!!

I love her too.......

[pryncessbrooke]

I had a crush on Yoda when I was 6 :))

I had a crush on Burt Reynolds when I was 5! Magnum PI was my favorite show!

[melinda]

Holy cow....you were six when Empire Strikes back came out???? :confused:

my first date was to Star Wars......:((

[XXL Frank]

I had a crush on Burt Reynolds when I was 5! Magnum PI was my favorite show!

OMG!! You're so cute!! :)) :))

[jet]

I had a crush on Burt Reynolds when I was 5! Magnum PI was my favorite show!

Uh...Tom Selleck was Magnum...

[melinda]

Uh...Tom Selleck was Magnum...

she didn't say Burt Reynolds was in Magnum PI. she just stated her love for both.....lol

[super cool ski instructor]

Holy cow....you were six when Empire Strikes back came out???? :confused:

No.....it came out before I was 6 :razz:

[jet]

No.....it came out before I was 6 :razz:

That's right...you are a DECADE younger than I am :))

[super cool ski instructor]

I had a crush on Burt Reynolds when I was 5! Magnum PI was my favorite show!

:)) :)) :))

[pryncessbrooke]

OMG!! You're so cute!! :)) :))

I know right! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

I think Jack Kevorkian was on the plane I took to Detroit from DC on Monday........

[jet]

I think Jack Kevorkian was on the plane I took to Detroit from DC on Monday........

Why...was one of the passengers found dead?

[melinda]

I think Jack Kevorkian was on the plane I took to Detroit from DC on Monday........

must be mistaken, you're still alive. :razz:

[Fire Watch]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/FemmaPeel/***.gif

[Stuball]

Wrong
I always knew I liked you:clap:

[super cool ski instructor]

LOL...he was sitting in First Class when I boarded...and there was a buzz amongst the other passengers. And being from Michigan, he was in our news long before he made the news nationally, so that man's face is embedded in my brain...I'm pretty sure it was him.

[pryncessbrooke]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/FemmaPeel/***.gif

That's kinda creepy and I'm not scared of clowns!

[Stuball]

Broadway musical. Lot of gay men in that one. :)
And AI cast offs

[XXL Frank]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/FemmaPeel/***.gif

That just earned you Ignore status.............

[Fire Watch]

That's kinda creepy and I'm not scared of clowns!
Thats your window he's looking in.

[super cool ski instructor]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/FemmaPeel/***.gif

DAMN IT RICK!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[pryncessbrooke]

Thats your window he's looking in.

Oh! I mean I was wondering!

[Stuball]

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
Id drive all night just to get back home

Chorus:
Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think


I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Im a cowboy, I got the night on my side
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLf3M0gbMus
Is Deadliest Catch on?

[jet]

LOL...he was sitting in First Class when I boarded...and there was a buzz amongst the other passengers. And being from Michigan, he was in our news long before he made the news nationally, so that man's face is embedded in my brain...I'm pretty sure it was him.

I would have freaked it the O2 masks popped out during flight....y'all would be dead......

[Fire Watch]

Is Deadliest Catch on?
LOL..not that I'm aware of.

[super cool ski instructor]

Is Deadliest Catch on?

hee hee

[Fire Watch]

what you laughin' at slappy?

[gdoane]

Ever been on the ET ride at Universal Studios in LA??? Talk about lame....
However....Reese's Pieces rock ;)

Oh heck yeah! Peanut butter in a crunch shell? I'd be making a sammich out of them bad boys. Reeses Pieces, Jelly and Bread, that would be a lunch right there!

The E.T. story is pretty cool, kid gets lost and has an adventure. Heck, that's the plot of Peter Pan if you boil it right down, Huck Finn and Finding Nemo too. It's a basic plot element of storytales.

It makes for pathetic interactive entertainment though because being lost ain't fun. Being lost sucks, so any game or ride or some such based on a story about being lost is going to be based on an experience that sucks.

Gilligan's Island made for a fun romp too, but ain't nobody would want to be marooned on an island with Ginger and Mary Ann for five years.

Hmmm. Actually, let me rethink that. Mary Ann was tight for a redneck girl and did the Daisy Duke thing before Daisy Duke ever thought of doing Daisy Duke.

Yeah, sign me up, but only if I can kick Gilligan's ass when I actually want rescued. :mrgreen:

[tha malcontent™]

Oh heck yeah! Peanut butter in a crunch shell? I'd be making a sammich out of them bad boys. Reeses Pieces, Jelly and Bread, that would be a lunch right there!

The E.T. story is pretty cool, kid gets lost and has an adventure. Heck, that's the plot of Peter Pan if you boil it right down, Huck Finn and Finding Nemo too. It's a basic plot element of storytales.

It makes for pathetic interactive entertainment though because being lost ain't fun. Being lost sucks, so any game or ride or some such based on a story about being lost is going to be based on an experience that sucks.

Gilligan's Island made for a fun romp too, but ain't nobody would want to be marooned on an island with Ginger and Mary Ann for five years.

Hmmm. Actually, let me rethink that. Mary Ann was tight for a redneck girl and did the Daisy Duke thing before Daisy Duke ever thought of doing Daisy Duke.

Yeah, sign me up, but only if I can kick Gilligan's ass when I actually want rescued. :mrgreen:

Mary Ann was like two pillows of Cotton Candy surrounding a Paper Cut...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good Imagery.

:)

peace...

[gdoane]

Mary Ann was like two pillows of Cotton Candy surrounding a Paper Cut...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good Imagery.

:)

peace...

Y'all don't get it, Mary Ann was the only cook on Gilligans Isle. Nobody else had cooking skills. Ginger? Not hardly, Prof? Mr. Howell? Not even. Mrs. Howell was a kept woman and Gilligan was a certifiable disaster no matter what he did so the only two cooks were Mary Ann and Skipper. Yeah, Skipper could cook. Dude don't get that fat and can't cook, but Mary Ann was the culinary salvation of the whole shipwreck no doubt!

[Mountain Soldier]

Y'all don't get it, Mary Ann was the only cook on Gilligans Isle. Nobody else had cooking skills. Ginger? Not hardly, Prof? Mr. Howell? Not even. Mrs. Howell was a kept woman and Gilligan was a certifiable disaster no matter what he did so the only two cooks were Mary Ann and Skipper. Yeah, Skipper could cook. Dude don't get that fat and can't cook, but Mary Ann was the culinary salvation of the whole shipwreck no doubt!

So that's who this song is about...

Heeeeyyyyy, good lookin'
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

[tha malcontent™]

Y'all don't get it, Mary Ann was the only cook on Gilligans Isle. Nobody else had cooking skills. Ginger? Not hardly, Prof? Mr. Howell? Not even. Mrs. Howell was a kept woman and Gilligan was a certifiable disaster no matter what he did so the only two cooks were Mary Ann and Skipper. Yeah, Skipper could cook. Dude don't get that fat and can't cook, but Mary Ann was the culinary salvation of the whole shipwreck no doubt!

http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc393/th_36776_DawnWells_K038_122_393lo.jpg

:)

peace...

[Stuball]

Y'all don't get it, Mary Ann was the only cook on Gilligans Isle. Nobody else had cooking skills. Ginger? Not hardly, Prof? Mr. Howell? Not even. Mrs. Howell was a kept woman and Gilligan was a certifiable disaster no matter what he did so the only two cooks were Mary Ann and Skipper. Yeah, Skipper could cook. Dude don't get that fat and can't cook, but Mary Ann was the culinary salvation of the whole shipwreck no doubt!
What the hell were The Howells doing on a dinky 3 hour cruise?Was their Yacht in Dry Dock?
and Ginger?Even the Professor ?
Mary Ann obviously had nothing better to do

[gdoane]

What the hell were The Howells doing on a dinky 3 hour cruise?

Being good Republicans, they found the only guy running a boat who could speak English in the port. Good thing too, or they'd have been marooned on Julio's Isle instead. On the bright side, the Western Union would have gotten them rescued inside of the first season.

[Fire Watch]

http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc393/th_36776_DawnWells_K038_122_393lo.jpg

:)

peace...
Hat material^

[tha malcontent™]

Hat material^

I'd do Yardwork wearin' that around like a Hat for about a Weekend Straight...

2 Pillows of Cotton Candy surrounding a Paper Cut...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's Good.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

oh the visuals..lol

[XXL Frank]

Mary Ann was like two pillows of Cotton Candy surrounding a Paper Cut...


:eek: Penthouse Forum anyone??

[goodlife]

freaks.

[Fire Watch]

yes?

[Fire Watch]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/walkercase/BlueMe.jpg

whoa

[Stuball]

whoa
keep on flooding

[Fire Watch]

I plan on it.

[goodlife]

morning.....*yawn*

[Fire Watch]

gesundheit


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[pryncessbrooke]

Hey people! I don't wanna work today!

[Fire Watch]

For Gene..

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[goodlife]

he's bored already.

[ThrowCop]

Another look from TC's Fashions For Fairy's:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Bikini-1.jpg

[jet]

Ok...I know this is delayed but GL....LOVE Tink's wardrobe!!!! :clap:

[Fire Watch]

Another look from TC's Fashions For Fairy's:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Bikini-1.jpg

Know how I know you're gay? You didnt comment on the chick sneezing outta her dress pic, you instead chose to post a pic of a cartoon fairy.

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You didnt comment on the chick sneezing outta her dress pic, you instead chose to post a pic of a cartoon fairy.Know how I know you're gay? Cause you can tell who all the other gay people are....

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? Cause you can tell who all the other gay people are....
Know how I know you're gay? You still havent said anything about the sneezing pic, or the pic of sircharliebrown, yet you're trying to tell me I'm gay.

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You still havent said anything about the sneezing pic, or the pic of sircharliebrown, yet you're trying to tell me I'm gay.I did & I missed the sneezing gal. It won't be there once Gene sees how huge those & that file is. :)


Oh, and you know how I know you're gay?

Cause you have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says I like balls in my face...


:)

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You tell everyone to *shush* when Barry Manilow comes on the radio.

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You know how to "air kiss".

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? During the "money shot" moments with Ski you call her Tate.

[pryncessbrooke]

Know how I know you're gay? During the "money shot" moments with Ski you call her Tate.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You went to Lilith Fair & bought a T-shirt.

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You starred in that "helicopter" mpeg that Gene's so fond of.

[ThrowCop]

:confused:


Know how I know you're gay? Cause Tate said your **** tastes like ****.

[super cool ski instructor]

You are both gay.

[jet]

You are both gay.

So does this mean Mr. Jet and I are not meeting you in December after all? :cry:

[Fire Watch]

:confused:


Know how I know you're gay? Cause Tate said your **** tastes like ****.
Know how I know you're gay? You asked him to save you a sample next time.

[jet]

Good cat fight going on here........

[pryncessbrooke]

You are both gay.

I agree!

[Fire Watch]

hush you two..there's an important debate going on here

[jet]

WTH??? People have me on ignore?????? :rolleyes:

[super cool ski instructor]

So ladies, which one of them are going to be desperate enough to resort to using the classic I know you are but what am I? first?

[super cool ski instructor]

WTH??? People have me on ignore?????? :rolleyes:

Not me...I was just going to say that I will still meet-up with you....sans the gay one :razz:

[jet]

I'm more concerned with which one of them is going to start crying :think:

[Mountain Soldier]

I'll meet you jet... let those two fight about who's more gay.

[jet]

Not me...I was just going to say that I will still meet-up with you....sans the gay one :razz:

We'll find you a replacement ;) Or, you and I can reevaluate our relationship :))

[Fire Watch]

WTH??? People have me on ignore?????? :rolleyes:
hush you two..there's an important debate going on here

Oh yeah, Ski's here..make it you 3

[jet]

I'll meet you jet... let those two fight about who's more gay.

Well, cool..so you, Ski, me and Mr. Jet :mrgreen: Sounds like a plan. Who needs these fairy lovers anyway :snooty:

[jet]

Oh yeah, Ski's here..make it you 3

Now see, a gay man would have said shut up, bitch :))

[ThrowCop]

You are both gay.Know how I know you're gay? You have two KD Lang CD's and one has her autograph on it.

[Gaby77]

Now see, a gay man would have said shut up, bitch :))

Beat me to it.

[super cool ski instructor]

Know how I know you're gay? You have two KD Lang CD's and one has her autograph on it.

I'm not taking part in this...sorry.

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You have two KD Lang CD's and one has her autograph on it.
Know how I know you're gay? Because you told me you saved ten dollars on a pair of shoes

[super cool ski instructor]

Well, cool..so you, Ski, me and Mr. Jet :mrgreen: Sounds like a plan. Who needs these fairy lovers anyway :snooty:

Let's put the plan in action :))

[Mountain Soldier]

Let's put the plan in action :))

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/talk008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[jet]

The East Coast/West Coast bash...how's that? If too many libs go, we'll change it to the East Coast/West Coast Clash :mrgreen:

[Mountain Soldier]

The East Coast/West Coast bash...how's that? If too many libs go, we'll change it to the East Coast/West Coast Clash :mrgreen:

As long as the hippies shower and shave, I don't care who comes!

[jet]

Shhhh, this is an exclusive party ;)

[jet]

Know how I know you're gay? Because you told me you saved ten dollars on a pair of shoes

OK...this one always cracks me up: Know how I know you're gay? You own a Swatch watch. I still have three :)) Of course...being female I guess that's acceptable......:doh:

[Fire Watch]

OK...this one always cracks me up: Know how I know you're gay? You own a Swatch watch. I still have three :)) Of course...being female I guess that's acceptable......:doh:
Know how I know you're gay? You tongue kissed Rosie O'Donnel.

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RichardSimmonsGayAlert.gif

[Gaby77]

Know how I know you're gay? You tongue kissed Rosie O'Donnel.

Ooooooooohhhhhhh! WAY below the belt there Rick.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, that kinda nuked it didnt it?

[pryncessbrooke]

Make it stop!!!!

[ThrowCop]

Ooooooooohhhhhhh! WAY below the belt there Rick.:think:

He didn't say WHERE you tongue kissed her!

[Fire Watch]

:think:

He didn't say WHERE you tongue kissed her!
Wait..Gaby kissed her too? This is way gayer than I thought.

[Fire Watch]

Make it stop!!!!
I know you're not gay.;) But a guy can always dream...

[Fire Watch]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/talk008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
You know, I've been meaning to ask you about your username..why would you brag about "Mountin' Soldiers"? THAT my friends is GAY.

[Gaby77]

:think:

He didn't say WHERE you tongue kissed her!

Excuse me?!

[Fire Watch]

Excuse me?!
Wait your turn, she's almost done.

[ThrowCop]

You know, I've been meaning to ask you about your username..why would you brag about "Mountin' Soldiers"? THAT my friends is GAY.Mountin' Soldier. He's a one man man.

[jet]

Know how I know you're gay? You tongue kissed Rosie O'Donnel.

OK....that made me lose my breakfast :sick:

[Fire Watch]

Mountin' Soldier. He's a one man man.
Oh, thats much less gay.

Know how I know you're gay? You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.

[jet]

Mountain!!! Not mounting...man, this is like being at the dog park with a bunch of unneutered beagles and ****er spaniels........

[Fire Watch]

Mountain!!! Not mounting...man, this is like being at the dog park with a bunch of unneutered beagles and ****er spaniels........
Know how I know you're gay? You know the difference between a ****zu/poodle/chiuaha/****-a-poo. Those dogs are gay and you are gay by association.

[Mountain Soldier]

Maybe you guys missed the memos, but there are women soldiers now too....

[Fire Watch]

Maybe you guys missed the memos, but there are women soldiers now too....
Know how I know you're gay? That, ^ was a lame ass come back.:))

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a secret copy of "Beaches" that you watch while sobbing in the dark on the weekends. In a silk robe. With a glass of White Zinfandel and a bowl full of Bon-bons.

[jet]

Know how I know you're gay? You know the difference between a ****zu/poodle/chiuaha/****-a-poo. Those dogs are gay and you are gay by association.

Yeah...me going up against you is like a terrier going up against a rotweiller :)) I yap and you bite :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a secret copy of "Beaches" that you watch while sobbing in the dark on the weekends. In a silk robe. With a glass of White Zinfandel and a bowl full of Bon-bons.Bette Midler has big tits.

Know how I know you're gay? You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah...me going up against you is like a terrier going up against a rotweiller :)) I yap and you bite :mrgreen:
Good girl, bow your head, tuck tail..walk away..



















































































I'm dead on so many levels.

[ThrowCop]

:eek:

Good god, man! Edit that! I may not be able to help you out of this!

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[jet]

Good girl, bow your head, tuck tail..walk away..
I'm dead on so many levels.

You know how i know you're gay? Your online avatar keeps staring at Gene ;)

[XXL Frank]

Bette Midler has big tits.


ROTFLMAO!!!!! :)) :(( :))

[Fire Watch]

You know how i know you're gay? Your online avatar keeps staring at Gene ;)
Know how I know you're gay? The hair on your chest goes all the way down to your balls.

[XXL Frank]

Know how I know you're gay? The hair on your chest goes all the way down to your balls.

STOP IT!! :)) :)) :((

[jet]

Know how I know you're gay? The hair on your chest goes all the way down to your balls.

I can't stop laughing and people at work are like, why are you laughing?

Man, you crack me up.

Know how I know you're gay? You're the only man that watches Sex in the City for it's fashion tips.

[goodlife]

Another look from TC's Fashions For Fairy's:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Bikini-1.jpg

I love it!
Do you have a thing for the color red though? I'm just wondering. lol

[Fire Watch]

I can't stop laughing and people at work are like, why are you laughing?

Man, you crack me up.

Know how I know you're gay? You're the only man that watches Sex in the City for it's fashion tips.
Know how I know you're gay? You dont polish your Diesel boots.

[goodlife]

You are both gay.

THANK YOU!

[Fire Watch]

Ok, I gotta go make the kiddos some non-gay lunch.

[goodlife]

Well, cool..so you, Ski, me and Mr. Jet :mrgreen: Sounds like a plan. Who needs these fairy lovers anyway :snooty:

hey now....what's wrong with loving tink? :snooty:

[jet]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a Richard Gere poster in your bedroom

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a Richard Gere poster in your bedroom
damnit, one more..

Know how I know you're gay? You shave his gerbils for him.

Rick out!

[outfromunder]

hey now....what's wrong with loving tink? :snooty:

Let her get rid of the whip and we'll talk about it...:whistle:

[goodlife]

Let her get rid of the whip and we'll talk about it...:whistle:


you don't like whips?

[jet]

Fairy was a poor choice of words...but then I'm not really known for thinking before I type now am I ;)

[outfromunder]

you don't like whips?

I like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxH39QlRuhg

[ThrowCop]

You know how I know Rick's gay?

I found this:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RECONRICHARD.gif

[goodlife]

You know how I know Rick's gay?

I found this:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RECONRICHARD.gif


LMAO!!!
ok, that is good.

[outfromunder]

You know how I know Rick's gay?

I found this:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RECONRICHARD.gif

BWAHHHHAHAHA

[Mountain Soldier]

:))

[Fire Watch]

You know how I know Rick's gay?

I found this:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RECONRICHARD.gif
Know how I know you're gay? You made that while whistling the songs from Oklahoma.

[outfromunder]

Know how I know you're gay? You made that while whistling the songs from Oklahoma.

DANG IT MAN!...That's all you can come up with after getting a major toasting like that?

[Fire Watch]

DANG IT MAN!...That's all you can come up with after getting a major toasting like that?
I had to take it down a notch...read back a few pages...I was murdering the poor guy.

[goodlife]

Ok, I gotta go make the kiddos some non-gay lunch.

what's for lunch?

[Fire Watch]

DiGiorno's lol.

[outfromunder]

I had to take it down a notch...read back a few pages...I was murdering the poor guy.

:eek: He wasnt the only one you went after...

[Fire Watch]

Sad really.

[jet]

I had to take it down a notch...read back a few pages...I was murdering the poor guy.

I think you killed us all with Rosie O'Donnel :sick:

[ThrowCop]

I had to take it down a notch...read back a few pages...I was murdering the poor guy.I'd say we both took a pummeling. I'll buy ya beer. We're good. :)

[jet]

:eek: He wasnt the only one you went after...

Some of us came willingly :doh:

[goodlife]

awww....male bonding...how cute.

[XXL Frank]

Some of us came willingly :doh:

.................................................. ..........................................
.................................................. ..........................................
........Naah!! I can't do it............too easy

[Fire Watch]

I'd say we both took a pummeling. I'll buy ya beer. We're good. :)
Know how I know you're gay? You threw in the towel. :)) The towel I use to dry my ballsweat with at the gym...ok, I'm done...

[Fire Watch]

.................................................. ..........................................
.................................................. ..........................................
........Naah!! I can't do it............too easy
beat me to it...lol:)) :clap:

[outfromunder]

Some of us came willingly :doh:

:eek: :eek:

Double entendre?

[XXL Frank]

Know how I know you're gay? You threw in the towel. :)) The towel I use to dry my ballsweat with at the gym...ok, I'm done...

WINNER!!!!

[markd]

I'd say we both took a pummeling. I'll buy ya beer. We're good. :):doh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Are you people done yet?

[jet]

:eek: :eek:

Double entendre?


Oh sure...what kind of a woman gets all hot and bothered by gay men??? :razz:

[markd]

Are you people done yet?You still here?:razz:

[jet]

Are you people done yet?

According to them, I was done before I even started....:think:

[Fire Watch]

Are you people done yet?
One more second baby, just keep moving.

[ThrowCop]

One more second baby, just keep moving.Good luck with that.

[markd]

Good luck with that.Got no clue, does he?

[Fire Watch]

Run TC, run for your life.

[jet]

Run TC, run for your life.

Oh, are you playing hunter and prey again?

[Fire Watch]

No, Ski is going to kill him I'm afraid.

[tha malcontent™]

Click HERE (http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=257330) to Drynk...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

yo

[pryncessbrooke]

Are we through talking about who's gay today?
Hey that kinda rhymed!

[Fire Watch]

Know how I know you're gay? You rhyme like a goose named Seuss

[gdoane]

Are we through talking about who's gay today?
Hey that kinda rhymed!

With a topic name like Rickalodeon the subject was bound to come up you know.

[jet]

With a topic name like Rickalodeon the subject was bound to come up you know.


Great...more gay thoughts.....nice wording there :snooty:

[goodlife]

I like the bound part the best....:eek:

[Fire Watch]

FReak

[goodlife]

uh huh

[goodlife]

FReak


now THAT's a compliment XXL! lol

[XXL Frank]

now THAT's a compliment XXL! lol


Well damn...........

[pryncessbrooke]

now THAT's a compliment XXL! lol

I agree!:D

[XXL Frank]

I agree!:D

****!!! Rick I need perversion lessons........

[Fire Watch]

it's a long road pleeb.

[Fire Watch]

I agree!:D
Isnt she gorgeous?






















































for a freak?

[pryncessbrooke]

Isnt she gorgeous?






















































for a freak?

Who?

[jet]

****!!! Rick I need perversion lessons........

Desperate times call for desperate measures.....

[XXL Frank]

Isnt she gorgeous?






















































for a freak?

Yep. And GL too....

[Jesso]

Hiya ppl :cool:

[Fire Watch]

lol..hey sleepy head

[goodlife]

Who?

He was quoting you my dear....lol

[jet]

OK....I"m anxiously awaiting Gene's synopsis as this day was very interesting in Rickalodean land......what have we learned? :shifty:

[pryncessbrooke]

He was quoting you my dear....lol

:)) :)) I am such an idiot today!

[Fire Watch]

whats special about today?

[pryncessbrooke]

whats special about today?

I'm having a sad day! :((

[Fire Watch]

I'm sorry. Oscar says hi.

[gdoane]

http://www.mindspring.com/~gdoane/_uimages/rnn.jpg

Today on Rickalodeon, we have learned that Rick is a self-described expert on gay knowledge, Brooke didn't want to work today and Goodlife prefers the bound parts.

It could be worse. Rick could be an expert on bounding gays, Goodlife could prefer work and Brooke wouldn't want knowledge today.

[Fire Watch]

lol

[jet]

See, Gene is THE MAN!!! I swear....if I had a single sister, I would hook the two of them up in no time as I want this man in my family!!! He would so beat the intellectual snot out of my brother :twisted:

Gene....you are AWESOME!!!

[jet]

I'm sorry. Oscar says hi.

The grouch?? Is Sesame Street still on? :think:

[Mountain Soldier]

See, Gene is THE MAN!!! I swear....if I had a single sister, I would hook the two of them up in no time as I want this man in my family!!! He would so beat the intellectual snot out of my brother :twisted:

Gene....you are AWESOME!!!

Haha, sounds like a sibling rivalry!

[jet]

Haha, sounds like a sibling rivalry!

Pretty sad considering I'm almost 40 :rolleyes: But I choose not to grow up :whistle:

[Mountain Soldier]

Pretty sad considering I'm almost 40 :rolleyes: But I choose not to grow up :whistle:

Nothing wrong with being a Toys R Us kid.

[jet]

Nothing wrong with being a Toys R Us kid.

Yes...my husband lives that mantra...although his "toys" are guitars, amplifiers, and effects pedals....Toys R Us would be so much cheaper :wall:

[gdoane]

Yes...my husband lives that mantra...although his "toys" are guitars, amplifiers, and effects pedals....Toys R Us would be so much cheaper :wall:

Musicians get the girls so I'd consider that an investment. A musician can overcome butt-ugly and still wow the chicks.

Look at Mick Jagger, dude is like the ugliest guy alive but he's got no lack of lady friends.

I don't think Toys 'R Us would be cheaper. I've toned down my video game habit a bit, I used to spend $200 a week on it and now I'm down to about $100 a week.

I could buy a car on what I spend on video games and my car is pathetic, it's a 1984 Ford Bronco II with 130,000 miles on it. Five-speed manual transmission. It's the kind of vehicle you know none of your friends will ever ask to borrow. :))

My XBox360 has a higher trade-in value than my vehicle does.

[goodlife]

The grouch?? Is Sesame Street still on? :think:

*choke*

[olympian2004]

lol

Check out the cool sig.

:)

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[Fire Watch]

lol

[Jesso]

Howdy Rick

[Fire Watch]

Hi

[goodlife]

morning Rickalodeonites.

[super cool ski instructor]

Morning!!!! Anybody got any coffee???

[ThrowCop]

The UPS man just delivered me a ****load of Folgers from Staples!

[super cool ski instructor]

The UPS man just delivered me a ****load of Folgers from Staples!

Sweetie, you know I am not a Folgers fan.......;)

[ThrowCop]

I hate coffee snobs almost as much as I do hippies!

[jet]

Folgers??? And you had it shipped??? Mr. Jet's coffee is shipped from Hawaii....I guess that makes him a coffee snob :D

[Yankee in NC]

The UPS man just delivered me a ****load of Folgers from Staples!

I read that as "The UPS man just delivered me a ****load of Folgers with Staples!" I was about to call you one tough SOB...

[goodlife]

I just put a pot on...but it's folgers..lol
I need coffee desperately right now!
Jet...I don't care of Kona Coffee...I presume that's what he's getting from Hawaii?

[jet]

You got it, GL. I don't drink coffee but he says it's got a richer flavor but not as acidic as French Roast, which is what he used to drink.

[ThrowCop]

I read that as "The UPS man just delivered me a ****load of Folgers with Staples!" I was about to call you one tough SOB...:))

Gimme a glass of milk.....

and put it in a dirty glass!

[ThrowCop]

Folgers??? And you had it shipped??? Mr. Jet's coffee is shipped from Hawaii....I guess that makes him a coffee snob :DThis is work coffee. We at least brew it instead of the crappy machines or instant.

Good coffee at home is okay.

[super cool ski instructor]

I hate coffee snobs almost as much as I do hippies!

Yeah...you didn't hate me so much last weekend :cool:

[XXL Frank]

Krispy Kreme donuts and a 16 oz. chocolate milk was my breakfast this morning. I am a little jumpy from the donuts. They are like crack.

[Fire Watch]

I love KK donuts..they're killers though