Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[pryncessbrooke]

Right..not private enough..hmm..

:twisted:

[jet]

honestly?? no.

I've heard that...like towels don't dry out....but dang if your hair doesn't look awesome all the time ;)

[Mountain Soldier]

I've heard that...like towels don't dry out....but dang if your hair doesn't look awesome all the time ;)

My hair always looks awesome!

[jet]

I know. :razz: :wall: So much for thinking you are the sensitive type :razz:

[jet]

My hair always looks awesome!

What hair????? :razz:

[Fire Watch]

:twisted:
We wouldnt want to scare people

[Mountain Soldier]

What hair????? :razz:

I have a mullet now - it's great!

[pryncessbrooke]

We wouldnt want to scare people

You're scaring ME!

[Fire Watch]

You're scaring ME!
I hear that a lot..but relax and you'll adjust in seconds..

[pryncessbrooke]

I have a mullet now - it's great!

Mullet! :)) Oh that's great! Business in the front party in the back! :))

[jet]

I have a mullet now - it's great!

pm me a pic please...for some reason I was thinking you were the one that kept your hair really short..:think:

[melinda]

pm me a pic please...for some reason I was thinking you were the one that kept your hair really short..:think:

why PM? post it on the board!!!!!!!!!!!

[jet]

why PM? post it on the board!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, I'm pretty sure he did...but I'm not searching the PAP thread....oh, look at those initials....great!! :))

[ThrowCop]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he did...but I'm not searching the PAP thread....oh, look at those initials....great!! :))His pic is smeared all over that thread...





... booo.... hisss... boooo.....

[melinda]

His pic is smeared all over that thread...





... booo.... hisss... boooo.....

he must've been posting himself while I've been gone. I've never seen him.

[super cool ski instructor]

He doesn't have a mullet.

[goodlife]

tha malcontent has a mullet.
I call him fishbait or mullethead....hehe

[melinda]

He doesn't have a mullet.

oh, too bad. I was starting to get excited......:))

[Mountain Soldier]

His pic is smeared all over that thread...





... booo.... hisss... boooo.....

I think I only posted one picture on that thread....

[melinda]

I think I only posted one picture on that thread....

let's see it. show me yours and I'll show you mine.
or do you already know what I look like?

[ThrowCop]

tha malcontent has a mullet.
I call him fishbait or mullethead....heheMal has the MOAM (Mother Of All Mullets)!

[Mountain Soldier]

He doesn't have a mullet.

Yeah I do... it's laying around here somewhere. I look like Joe Dirt when I put it on. By the way, he's my hero.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah I do... it's laying around here somewhere. I look like Joe Dirt when I put it on. By the way, he's my hero.

Yeah, I don't want to marry you anymore :razz:

[ThrowCop]

I think I only posted one picture on that thread....There was a PAP smear joke in there that went completely unnoticed...

I'm losing my touch. :neutral:

[Mountain Soldier]

let's see it. show me yours and I'll show you mine.
or do you already know what I look like?

I have no idea what you look like... but here's me for ****s and giggles.

http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s220/mtnsoldier81/?action=view&current=Me.jpg

[Mountain Soldier]

Yeah, I don't want to marry you anymore :razz:

Guess I gotta keep on keepin' on....

[jet]

I have no idea what you look like... but here's me for ****s and giggles.

http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s220/mtnsoldier81/?action=view&current=Me.jpg

Ahh, now I remember. very handsome man, MS!!!!

[melinda]

I have no idea what you look like... but here's me for ****s and giggles.

http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s220/mtnsoldier81/?action=view&current=Me.jpg

I remember seeing that now!! you are cute.........
Ok...here's my latest.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/042_42.jpg

[Mountain Soldier]

I remember seeing that now!! you are cute.........
Ok...here's my latest.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/042_42.jpg

Very nice... I approve!

[melinda]

Very nice... I approve!

so I can keep on living? thanks!!

[Mountain Soldier]

so I can keep on living? thanks!!

You're welcome babe.

[melinda]

You're welcome babe.

'babe' even......thanks again. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I have no idea what you look like... but here's me for ****s and giggles.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Me.jpg
I'm ****tin' and gigglin':))

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/ed_grimley.jpg

[Fire Watch]

I'm just joking Ed, dont take it personally.

[melinda]

I'm just joking Ed, dont take it personally.

I'm taking it personally b/c you did not comment on my pic..don't do it now. it's too late. the moment has passed. :((

[XXL Frank]

I'm ****tin' and gigglin':))

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/ed_grimley.jpg

tee hee hee....I must say.....tee hee hee ....I must say....:))

[XXL Frank]

I remember seeing that now!! you are cute.........
Ok...here's my latest.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/042_42.jpg

Simply gorgeous!!

[Fire Watch]

I'm taking it personally b/c you did not comment on my pic..don't do it now. it's too late. the moment has passed. :((
what pic?

[Fire Watch]

n/m, nice!!!!

[melinda]

what pic?

always so easily overlooked. :((

[melinda]

Simply gorgeous!!

thank you! :hug:

[melinda]

n/m, nice!!!!

thank you, rick! :hug:

[Mountain Soldier]

Is this turning into the Hanni-babe thread? :lol:

[melinda]

Is this turning into the Hanni-babe thread? :lol:

not w/ my picture....:((

[Fire Watch]

tee hee hee....I must say.....tee hee hee ....I must say....:))
lol

[Mountain Soldier]

not w/ my picture....:((

Yours was the reason I was asking!

[pryncessbrooke]

Is this turning into the Hanni-babe thread? :lol:

I thought it was a Hanni-babe thread!

[melinda]

Yours was the reason I was asking!

oh...thank you. :))

[Mountain Soldier]

I thought it was a Hanni-babe thread!

You're right my role model.

[Fire Watch]

You're right my role model.
She's your role model? You want to be a sexy southern belle?

[super cool ski instructor]

not w/ my picture....:((

That's why I don't post my pic anymore :))

[jet]

Has anyone ever posted and not received positive attention? :think:

[Fire Watch]

Has anyone ever posted and not received positive attention? :think:
Yank if I remember correctly.

[Mountain Soldier]

That's why I don't post my pic anymore :))

Isn't that you in the shades?

[super cool ski instructor]

Has anyone ever posted and not received positive attention? :think:

Well, I have been ignored, isn't that the same thing?

[super cool ski instructor]

Isn't that you in the shades?

Yes

[jet]

Well, I have been ignored, isn't that the same thing?

:(

[melinda]

That's why I don't post my pic anymore :))

um...you post your pic every single time you post. :))

[jet]

Yank if I remember correctly.

No....not with those eyes of his and that hair.......must have been someone else :think:

[super cool ski instructor]

:(

Yes I know...but I am learning to cope with it.

[melinda]

Has anyone ever posted and not received positive attention? :think:

yes. :((

[super cool ski instructor]

um...you post your pic every single time you post. :))

:mrgreen:

[pryncessbrooke]

She's your role model? You want to be a sexy southern belle?

I thought everyone wanted to be a sexy Southern Belle!

[jet]

Yes I know...but I am learning to cope with it.

:hug: I'm here for ya, babe ;)

[Mountain Soldier]

I thought everyone wanted to be a sexy Southern Belle!

You're a word off.... with

[melinda]

I thought everyone wanted to be a sexy Southern Belle!

not me...although you are absolutely beautiful and handle the "Southern Belle" title wonderfully, I am happy just being a good ole Texas gal. :D

[jet]

yes. :((

OK...lying is so not becoming of you :))

[melinda]

You're a word off.... with

my guess was "in".......ooops.

[pryncessbrooke]

You're a word off.... with

lmao!

[Fire Watch]

No....not with those eyes of his and that hair.......must have been someone else :think:
You're forgetting Big Purple..

[melinda]

OK...lying is so not becoming of you :))

it's happened......:((
really.

[Mountain Soldier]

lmao!

If everyone = me, and add the word with, that statement's true then!

[super cool ski instructor]

not me...although you are absolutely beautiful and handle the "Southern Belle" title wonderfully, I am happy just being a good ole Texas gal. :D

Ditto...I am proud to be a Midwestern gal, myself :razz:

[Fire Watch]

You're a word off.... with
I was thinking "in"...

[Fire Watch]

lmao!
Dont do that..I'll need it later.

[jet]

Ditto...I am proud to be a Midwestern gal, myself :razz:

Didn't we cover this this morning??? ;)

[pryncessbrooke]

You're forgetting Big Purple..

:eek: :eek:

[melinda]

I was thinking "in"...

keep up, Rick. it's already been said.
http://www.hannity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9105034&postcount=12198

[Fire Watch]

keep up, Rick. it's already been said.
http://www.hannity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9105034&postcount=12198
Oops..damn..ok let's make it "in again"..

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay, and on that note, I am outta here!

[Fire Watch]

lol

[melinda]

Oops..damn..ok let's make it "in again"..

I'm just excited that I am not the one who is late........as usual. :))

[jet]

I'm just excited that I am not the one who is late........as usual. :))

With all of the going in and out...you could be late....eh, never mind :confused:

[pryncessbrooke]

:rolleyes:

[melinda]

With all of the going in and out...you could be late....eh, never mind :confused:

no uterus. :razz:

[Fire Watch]

:rolleyes:
http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/1.gif

[jet]

no uterus. :razz:

Sounds like a personal problem to me :razz:

[jet]

http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/1.gif


Lips that big would suck her whole face off :think:

[pryncessbrooke]

no uterus. :razz:

I wish I could have mine removed!

[pryncessbrooke]

http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/1.gif

You got problems?

[jet]

I wish I could have mine removed!

You think you are hot now....:confused:

[Fire Watch]

You got problems?
Yeah, me and Oscar both.http://bestsmileys.com/medical/6.gif

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah, me and Oscar both.http://bestsmileys.com/medical/6.gif

LMAO!

[pryncessbrooke]

You think you are hot now....:confused:

Who cares! I don't want anymore babies! EVER!!!

[melinda]

Sounds like a personal problem to me :razz:

nope, one of the best decisions I ever made.
kept the ovaries though...don't have to worry about hormones. yet.

[Fire Watch]

Who cares! I don't want anymore babies! EVER!!!
http://bestsmileys.com/scared/8.gif X2

[jet]

Who cares! I don't want anymore babies! EVER!!!

Well neuter your husband :razz:

[jet]

nope, one of the best decisions I ever made.
kept the ovaries though...don't have to worry about hormones. yet.

Well, you are one of the few that I know of that doesn't have the internal thermostat malfunction caused by a partial hysterectomy. One more reason to consider yourself blessed ;)

[melinda]

Well, you are one of the few that I know of that doesn't have the internal thermostat malfunction caused by a partial hysterectomy. One more reason to consider yourself blessed ;)

I know. and a lot of my friends that are my age are already having so many problems, and I honestly don't have any.
I know it's coming...........:((

[Fire Watch]

I know. and a lot of my friends that are my age are already having so many problems, and I honestly don't have any.
I know it's coming...........:((
I got the cure...it's called Vitamin R..it's best taken orally.

[jet]

I got the cure...it's called Vitamin R..it's best taken orally.

The only vitamin full of **** :))

[Fire Watch]

The only vitamin full of **** :))
No, thats the suppository version.

[jet]

I know. and a lot of my friends that are my age are already having so many problems, and I honestly don't have any.
I know it's coming...........:((

There are a lot of herbal remedies out there...plus as active as you are, that's probably the main reason you aren't having any problems ;)

[outfromunder]

Im back from Destin, Rick.

Left you some sand, surf, and sun...

JD

[jet]

No, thats the suppository version.

Either way, it's a pain in the ass ;)

[goodlife]

ya'll are depressing me.

[melinda]

I got the cure...it's called Vitamin R..it's best taken orally.

;)

[melinda]

Im back from Destin, Rick.

Left you some sand, surf, and sun...

JD

that's where I'll be on Sept 11......my 25th anniversary.
Well, God willing and IF we make it until then. :razz:

[Fire Watch]

yeah? I'll be in Pensacola in Aug...

[gdoane]

yeah? I'll be in Pensacola in Aug...

What kind of a lunatic goes to Pensacola in August on purpose? They don't even sell mosquito netting in Pensacola because the mosquitos were using them for snack baggies and carrying victims away to their lairs in it.

The mosquitos are so big the Air National Guard won't even fly over Pensacola because of fear of midair collisions.

The Red Cross won't even run a blood donation program in Pensacola because the skeeters beat 'em to all the blood anyway.

[jet]

What kind of a lunatic goes to Pensacola in August on purpose? They don't even sell mosquito netting in Pensacola because the mosquitos were using them for snack baggies and carrying victims away to their lairs in it.

The mosquitos are so big the Air National Guard won't even fly over Pensacola because of fear of midair collisions.

The Red Cross won't even run a blood donation program in Pensacola because the skeeters beat 'em to all the blood anyway.

You know, Gene....I love ya. You have such a way with words and your stories are so vivid...what an imagination you have.

Thanks for brightening my day :D

[Fire Watch]

What kind of a lunatic goes to Pensacola in August on purpose? They don't even sell mosquito netting in Pensacola because the mosquitos were using them for snack baggies and carrying victims away to their lairs in it.

The mosquitos are so big the Air National Guard won't even fly over Pensacola because of fear of midair collisions.

The Red Cross won't even run a blood donation program in Pensacola because the skeeters beat 'em to all the blood anyway.
I've never seen a mosquito on the beach in Pensacola..and we go several times a year. Thats just a rumor we Marines used to tell the Navy squids to keep them from uglying up the beach.

[goodlife]

I love Pensacola.
Then again....I love any beach.

[Stuball]

I love Pepsi Cola:))

[melinda]

Then again....I love any beach.

agreed. I managed to enjoy Galveston this past weekend, and that has got to be the nastiest beach in the entire world....:))

[gdoane]

You know, Gene....I love ya. You have such a way with words and your stories are so vivid...what an imagination you have.

Thanks for brightening my day :D

Y'all think that was imagination? I was stationed in Mayport, Florida for about four years, and that's not imagination but experience.

The mosquitoes aren't even the funniest part about Florida though.

Let me tell you about these things they call "Palmetto Bugs".

Now, you've probably seen a "Palmetto Bug" little cousin called a Roach. However, do not confuse a Roach with a Palmetto Bug because Floridians don't like to be accused of having Roaches. Why, that would be nasty!

Nope, they've got Palmetto Bugs and these things are like monster movie class. I'm talking about put a saddle on these things and ride for 8 seconds and you've got a Florida Rodeo going on.

You're not allowed to freak out either. You can be stuck behind a Palmetto Bug at a traffic light and if you say the Roach is so big it's blocking the intersection, the locals will get indignant and make you call it a Palmetto Bug. Then they'll call a tow truck for it so traffic doesn't back up too bad.

I don't live in Florida anymore. I live in Arizona. We have safer bugs like Scorpions and Tarantulas. I think they moved here because they were scared of the Palmetto Bugs too.

[gdoane]

I've never seen a mosquito on the beach in Pensacola..and we go several times a year. Thats just a rumor we Marines used to tell the Navy squids to keep them from uglying up the beach.

The whole reason Florida Gators are cold-blooded mammals is a survival trait so the skeeters can't find 'em and eat 'em.

[Fire Watch]

The whole reason Florida Gators are cold-blooded mammals is a survival trait so the skeeters can't find 'em and eat 'em.
How many gators have you seen on the ocean beaches???? Lol..they got some skeeters in the swamps there just like we do here in
'sippi..

[Fire Watch]

Is this a bit much? My father served over 30 yrs in the Corps, my grandfather over 20, I did over 12..how many years were you in DevilDog? We're employees, but we know better than to rely on the gub'mint to save our asses in ANY situation. We're self reliant, we solve our own damn problems..while you whiny little bitches wait for Uncle Sam to come powder your ass with instant mashed potatoes paid for with someone elses tax money.

[gdoane]

Is this a bit much?

I wouldn't have used "you whiny little bitches" as that's personally abusive and uncalled for.

[gdoane]

How many gators have you seen on the ocean beaches????

Gators specialize in not being seen.

Lol..they got some skeeters in the swamps there just like we do here in 'sippi..

Them skeeters are big enough to be migratory. South for the Winter, North for the Summer.

[Fire Watch]

I wouldn't have used "you whiny little bitches" as that's personally abusive and uncalled for.
I removed the "you"..is that better?

[goodlife]

lol

[Fire Watch]

Well, technically, is it?

[goodlife]

it'll fly..but just barely.

[gdoane]

Today on Rickalodeon we've learned that Stuball loves Pepsi, Rick is going to Pensacola and that Goodlife is getting depressed.

It could be worse. Goodlife could go to Pensacola, Rick could be getting Pepsi and Stuball could love Rick.

Another day when it all worked out for the better on Rickalodeon.

[tha malcontent™]

Farty, Fart, Fart.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

light a match

[Stuball]

Y'all think that was imagination? I was stationed in Mayport, Florida for about four years, and that's not imagination but experience.

The mosquitoes aren't even the funniest part about Florida though.

Let me tell you about these things they call "Palmetto Bugs".:rolleyes:

Now, you've probably seen a "Palmetto Bug
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:whistle:

[melinda]

Pepsi sucks.......

[gdoane]

Pepsi sucks.......

Crystal Pepsi did. It was Pepsi-Cola's "New Coke" moment but they've sunk to new lows even by that standard with "Pepsi Ice Cucumber".

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1812

That's right, Pepsi is making a Cucumber-Flavored Soft Drink. Whatever marketing genius came up with this must have been pickled at the time.

That's nothing compared with the sheer suck power of e-Moo carbonated milk.

http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/03/9.4.03/RPM.html

You can't make this stuff up! They actually went and made carbonated milk in vanilla, chocolate and chocolate raspberry.

No wonder we've got Mad Cow. You'd be mad too if somebody tried to carbonate your milk.

[ThrowCop]

Testing 1:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Daisy-Dukes-1.jpg

[ThrowCop]

Testing 2:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Daisy-Dukes-2.jpg

[ThrowCop]

Testing 3:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Tink-Daisy-Dukes-3.jpg

[goodlife]

Pepsi sucks.......

ditto that!

[goodlife]

TC!! Those are awesome!!
What's the difference between the 3??

[ThrowCop]

TC!! Those are awesome!!
What's the difference between the 3??I wasn't sure what the leg colours would look like on screen. Just a slight difference.

[super cool ski instructor]

Pepsi sucks.......

Wrong

[Fire Watch]

I like water

[ThrowCop]

I like watersports?

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

pervert

[ThrowCop]

pervertComing from you, that is either a big compliment or incredibly scary. I'm going with the former. :)

[gdoane]

pervert

Well, we know you like water but do you like perverts?

[goodlife]

I like preverts....

[goodlife]

so TC...which one should i use??

[Fire Watch]

I'd go with pervert

[ThrowCop]

so TC...which one should i use??#1 looks best on my screen anyways. :)

[melinda]

#1 looks best on my screen anyways. :)

does #2 ever look good anywhere!?

[ThrowCop]

does #2 ever look good anywhere!?I got no comeback for that. :sick:


:)

[melinda]

I got no comeback for that. :sick:


:)

I'm still wondering how you know #1 looks best on your screen. :))

[ThrowCop]

I'm still wondering how you know #1 looks best on your screen. :))I was nearly electrocuted during testing. :shifty:

[melinda]

I was nearly electrocuted during testing. :shifty:

now that was a good comeback! :))

[gdoane]

I was nearly electrocuted during testing. :shifty:

There's one computer I'm never asking to borrow. :sick:

[goodlife]

How does she look??

[Mountain Soldier]

Crystal Pepsi did. It was Pepsi-Cola's "New Coke" moment but they've sunk to new lows even by that standard with "Pepsi Ice Cucumber".

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1812

That's right, Pepsi is making a Cucumber-Flavored Soft Drink. Whatever marketing genius came up with this must have been pickled at the time.

That's nothing compared with the sheer suck power of e-Moo carbonated milk.

http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/03/9.4.03/RPM.html

You can't make this stuff up! They actually went and made carbonated milk in vanilla, chocolate and chocolate raspberry.

No wonder we've got Mad Cow. You'd be mad too if somebody tried to carbonate your milk.

If you want to see some interesting flavors...

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/limited_editions.php

[ThrowCop]

How does she look??I like it. The sigline makes me out to be the costume designer for the cast of Rent! :))

[goodlife]

I like it. The sigline makes me out to be the costume designer for the cast of Rent! :))

What the hell is Rent?

[ThrowCop]

What the hell is Rent?Broadway musical. Lot of gay men in that one. :)

[melinda]

I like it. The sigline makes me out to be the costume designer for the cast of Rent! :))

:)) :)) :))
damn, I just went back and read the sigline.....too funny.

[goodlife]

Broadway musical. Lot of gay men in that one. :)


well darling...you ARE absolutely fabulous....

[Mountain Soldier]

Broadway musical. Lot of gay men in that one. :)

Set your gaydar off?

[Gaby77]

I like it. The sigline makes me out to be the costume designer for the cast of Rent! :))

:))
Absolutely brilliant!

[super cool ski instructor]

TC's Fashions for Fairies....Friggin Hilarious!!!!!!!! :)) :)) :))


and truer than you would think.......thank God I came along when I did.....

[melinda]

this is nice......summer seems to have been busy for so many of us, but for just a while, a bunch of us seem to be back. I'm enjoying it.
:hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

this is nice......summer seems to have been busy for so many of us, but for just a while, a bunch of us seem to be back. I'm enjoying it.
:hug:

I second that!!!!!!

[melinda]

now where'd everybody go? :))

[Mountain Soldier]

I'm still here!

[melinda]

I'm still here!

yay!! :D

[Gaby77]

now where'd everybody go? :))

I'm here.

[melinda]

I'm here.

which makes me very happy!! :hug:
I know how busy you are!!

[Gaby77]

which makes me very happy!! :hug:
I know how busy you are!!

:mrgreen:
Anything for you ms. Mel.

[Fire Watch]

I'm a cowboy..lol

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/cowboy.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

You look more like a Park Ranger......

[Gaby77]

You look more like a Park Ranger......

Ranger Rick?

[Fire Watch]

It's my hunting hat..smells like deer ****

[super cool ski instructor]

It's my hunting hat..smells like deer ****

No need for cologne then, huh?

[ThrowCop]

I'm a cowboy..lol

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/cowboy.jpgI Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry

Riding on the range, I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman's voice) Riding on the chuck wagon, Following my man.
His name is Ted, Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty, Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero, Six-gun at my side, Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon, I see a puff of smoke. Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue. Or not.

I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

My name is Ted, And one day I'll be dead yo yo.

[Fire Watch]

umm....huh?

[Fire Watch]

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
Id drive all night just to get back home

Chorus:
Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think


I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Im a cowboy, I got the night on my side
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLf3M0gbMus

[super cool ski instructor]

Like a Rhinestone Cowboy?

[Fire Watch]

damnit
get out
both of you

[Mountain Soldier]

Which one are you trying to be, the role of Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal?

[super cool ski instructor]

Which one are you trying to be, the role of Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal?

Dark hair...he's Jake!

[tha malcontent™]

Chum Bucket.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

Which one are you trying to be, the role of Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal?
You too. Out.

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/TCsFfFs.jpg

[Mountain Soldier]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/TCsFfFs.jpg

:)) :))

[tha malcontent™]

^Disturbing...

:)

peace...

[Gaby77]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/TCsFfFs.jpg

:)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

I'm going to have to purge this thread it seems.

[melinda]

:mrgreen:
Anything for you ms. Mel.

:hug: :D :hug:

[melinda]

^Disturbing...

:)

peace...

on so many levels.......:))

[Fire Watch]

not you too..damn

[melinda]

I was only agreeing that the fairy fashions were disturbing.
I'm still good. ;)

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Gaby77]

I was only agreeing that the fairy fashions were disturbing.
I'm still good. ;)

Africa do that to you?

[Fire Watch]

nevermind..perhaps a bit too risque

[melinda]

Africa do that to you?

do what? make me good?
:))

[Gaby77]

do what? make me good?
:))

Yeah! What's up with that?!

[melinda]

Yeah! What's up with that?!

oh, sorry. I'll try to get corrupted again quickly..........:razz:

[gdoane]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/TCsFfFs.jpg


That is so wrong on so many levels. I think I'm going to need some serious therapy before this thread is over.

[goodlife]

I was only agreeing that the fairy fashions were disturbing.
I'm still good. ;)

You don't like tink's new outfit?? :((

[goodlife]

nevermind..perhaps a bit too risque

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/goodlifenow/foottap-2.gif

[melinda]

You don't like tink's new outfit?? :((

I love tink's new outfit.......it's marvelous!!!!!!!!!!
I just think TC's fairy fasions is hilarious........:))

[Fire Watch]

*burp*..did the puppets scream?

[Fire Watch]

lol..isnt it hilarious how closely the puppets monitor us? That's total mental ownership.

[melinda]

lol..isnt it hilarious how closely the puppets monitor us? That's total mental ownership.

:mrgreen:

[jet]

We are being monitored???? Good thing I wore make-up today :think: I would hate to scare anyone away......

[XXL Frank]

You don't like tink's new outfit?? :((

YES!! I am having a Jessica Rabbit moment....

[XXL Frank]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/TCsFfFs.jpg

:confused:

[tha malcontent™]

I was only agreeing that the fairy fashions were disturbing.
I'm still good. ;)

^Homophobe!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

^Homophobe!...

:)

peace...

Oh, God, I hope not. Some of my favorite people are gay!!!!!

[jet]

I would just like to share that I helped fund the California Highway Patrol this morning........80+ in a 65....what? The radar detector doesn't go above 80???? :wall:

[gdoane]

Top ten signs a redneck has been using your computer.

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.

8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.

7. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

6. The six front keys have rotted out.

5. The password is "Huntin" or "Fishin.

4. The extra expansion slots have truck parts installed in them.

3. The keyboard is camouflaged.

2. The numeric keypad only goes up to five.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

[goodlife]

hush Gene.....

[gdoane]

I would just like to share that I helped fund the California Highway Patrol this morning........80+ in a 65....what? The radar detector doesn't go above 80???? :wall:

They might have to do more paperwork for too much over the limit. 20 over seems like it would be about that point.

[gdoane]

hush Gene.....

Okay, I won't pick on Rednecks anymore.

I'll pick on women. :))

Why a dog and not a woman, is man's best friend.

1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
10. Dogs are excited by rough play.
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
13. Dogs love red meat.
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
17. Dogs don't shop.
18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
21. A dog's parents never visit.
22. Dogs love long car trips.
23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
25. Dogs like beer.
26. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
27. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
28. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
29. Dogs never criticize.
30. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
31. Dogs never expect gifts.
32. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
33. Dogs don't worry about germs.
34. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
35. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
36. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
37. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster.
38. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
39. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
40. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
41. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
42. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
43. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
44. Dogs can't talk.
45. Dogs aren't catty.
46. Dogs seldom outlive you.

[ThrowCop]

We are being monitored???? Good thing I wore make-up today :think: I would hate to scare anyone away......I have on clean undies. I like to make a good impression for the puppets!

[ThrowCop]

That is so wrong on so many levels. I think I'm going to need some serious therapy before this thread is over.I could get us all a group discount.

[Yankee in NC]

Oh, God, I hope not. Some of my favorite people are gay!!!!!

HEY! oh... :mrgreen:

[gdoane]

I could get us all a group discount.

We can get group therapy with fairy puppets?

[super cool ski instructor]

Ummm, what?

:))

[ThrowCop]

We can get group therapy with fairy puppets?I'm afraid of Lambchop!

[melinda]

I would just like to share that I helped fund the California Highway Patrol this morning........80+ in a 65....what? The radar detector doesn't go above 80???? :wall:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Fire Watch]

He's so, special? Yeah, let's go with that.
I AM special.

[super cool ski instructor]

I AM special.

Now go get your helmut shined.

[Fire Watch]

Now go get your helmut shined.
:eek: :eek: :eek: pervert

[ThrowCop]

I AM special.Of course you are Rick. We're all special in God's eyes. :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

Of course you are Rick. We're all special in God's eyes. :mrgreen:
Your GF is talking dirty to me.

[ThrowCop]

:eek: :eek: :eek: pervert:eek:

+1

:eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

:eek: :eek: :eek: pervert

:)) :))

[Fire Watch]

:)) :))
soo...you volunteering?

[ThrowCop]

Your GF is talking dirty to me.Don't feel too special, she does that all the time. :rolleyes:

[super cool ski instructor]

soo...you volunteering?

Well, I am kind of bored...

[Fire Watch]

I like you, the wife is gone..this could work..

[gdoane]

I'm afraid of Lambchop!

I was always afraid of Yoda.
Most. Evil. Puppet. Ever.

Dude was like Kermit the Frog meets The Toxic Avenger and can't even speak normal English. It goes SUBJECT, VERB, OBJECT. For example, "The Truck Is Blue". Not in evil Yoda-Speak. "Blue The Truck Is" happens to be OBJECT, SUBJECT, VERB and not even the FRENCH are evil enough to use that sentence structure.

[super cool ski instructor]

I will easily work around any schedule you have.

[Fire Watch]

I will easily work around any schedule you have.
Let me clear some PM space..gimme 5 minutes.

[pryncessbrooke]

I will easily work around any schedule you have.

Ok there is something wrong with this picture... You're talking dirty to Rick and TC wants to be my stalker! Do you guys need couples counselling? :))

[ThrowCop]

I was always afraid of Yoda.
Most. Evil. Puppet. Ever.

Dude was like Kermit the Frog meets The Toxic Avenger and can't even speak normal English. It goes SUBJECT, VERB, OBJECT. For example, "The Truck Is Blue". Not in evil Yoda-Speak. "Blue The Truck Is" happens to be OBJECT, SUBJECT, VERB and not even the FRENCH are evil enough to use that sentence structure.ET freaked me out. I wonder if that finger was an evolutionary adaptation for their planets proctologists.

[Fire Watch]

Ok there is something wrong with this picture... You're talking dirty to Rick and TC wants to be my stalker! Do you guys need couples counselling? :))
I'd say TC and I are working our way into a little 4way lovin'

[ThrowCop]

Ok there is something wrong with this picture... You're talking dirty to Rick and TC wants to be my stalker! Do you guys need couples counselling? :))We have an open relationship. :))

[goodlife]

ET freaked me out. I wonder if that finger was an evolutionary adaptation for their planets proctologists.



I never thought of that! :eek:
ET freaked me out too.

[goodlife]

I love all the "big talk" going on in here...sheeeeesh as if.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'd say TC and I are working our way into a little 4way lovin'

I think I just threw up in my mouth!

[super cool ski instructor]

We have an open relationship. :))

What he said :))

[ThrowCop]

I'd say TC and I are working our way into a little 4way lovin'You know the rules. The rotation is clockwise, we switch places on the count of three & if you touch me, I kill ya with your own K-bar!

[Fire Watch]

I was always afraid of Yoda.
Most. Evil. Puppet. Ever.

Dude was like Kermit the Frog meets The Toxic Avenger and can't even speak normal English. It goes SUBJECT, VERB, OBJECT. For example, "The Truck Is Blue". Not in evil Yoda-Speak. "Blue The Truck Is" happens to be OBJECT, SUBJECT, VERB and not even the FRENCH are evil enough to use that sentence structure.

Scary I am?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/yodachillin_small.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

You know the rules. The rotation is clockwise, we switch places on the count of three & if you touch me, I kill ya with your own K-bar!

ummm...hmmm....errr.......EWWWWWWW

[Fire Watch]

I think I just threw up in my mouth!
You're gonna have to work on that gag reflex if we're going to continue this relationship.