Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[gdoane]

Nope...ya'll are confused and have poor memories.
the backyard is bigger than you think and I've always cut both using a riding lawnmower and it takes a lot longer than ten minutes!

and Gene...do they still make those non motorized push mowers??
of course the push mower has a motor on it!! sheeeesh.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Lawn-Mower-Company-1815-18/dp/B00004R9UK/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/103-5846441-6799067?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1181408271&sr=8-2

American brand makes them. I've got that one. It's nice, quiet, and the gentle whirring sound of the blades is a soothing reminder that you're one with nature and chopping it up.

The secret to using a reel mower like that is to mow a couple of times a week and never let the grass get away from you. Otherwise it's hopeless and the grass just folds down under the blades instead of getting cut by them.

My other mower could more than do your yard, the Sears 6.0 Horsepower self-propelled power mower I've got wouldn't even break a sweat. Put it in drive and just kinda walk behind it holding the dead-man switch so the motor keeps running and you aim it in the general direction where the grass needs destruction at and it's easy.

I like the push mower better though. It takes less gas and impresses the liberals.

[goodlife]

You WANT to impress liberals?? :eek:

[goodlife]

well all you lovely people in this thread (except for it's creator...*mean face*) have a wonderful day.....I'm going attack the grassies and play in the pool. Be back later this afternoon!
Gene...quit trying to impress liberals...you're scaring me. I'm gonna have nightmares about that.

[gdoane]

You WANT to impress liberals?? :eek:

I want to impress everybody, babe. Especially the cute ones.

[Mountain Soldier]

I want to impress everybody, babe. Especially the cute ones.

Someone thinking like me... great answer!

[pryncessbrooke]

Once again I'm here to grace Rickalodeon with my presence!

[Fire Watch]

Grace my butt

[pryncessbrooke]

I will not grace your butt!

[Fire Watch]

I will not grace your butt!
You know you want to.

[pryncessbrooke]

You know you want to.

Ewe no!

[Fire Watch]

liar

[pryncessbrooke]

I would never lie!

[Fire Watch]

uh huh..sure

[pryncessbrooke]

uh huh..sure

Hey I'm SWEET and INNOCENT! Got it!

[Fire Watch]

yeah..I've gotten it

[goodlife]

Someone thinking like me... great answer!


Trust me when I tell you thinking like Gene is a scary thing! :eek:

[pryncessbrooke]

Grrrrr!

[Fire Watch]

Grrrrr!
I'll get it again when I want it too..lol

[Mountain Soldier]

Trust me when I tell you thinking like Gene is a scary thing! :eek:

Hrm, do I need a new role model?

[Fire Watch]

Hrm, do I need a new role model?
ask him about the "helicopter" link..then decide for yourself.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'll get it again when I want it too..lol

:naughty:

[Fire Watch]

:naughty:
;)

[goodlife]

Hrm, do I need a new role model?

methinks so....but don't pick rick.

[goodlife]

ask him about the "helicopter" link..then decide for yourself.


:))

11 spins......:eek:

[Mountain Soldier]

:))

11 spins......:eek:

Hrm, where can I find this infamous helicopter link?

[Fire Watch]

Hrm, where can I find this infamous helicopter link?
I'm sure Goodlife has it saved to disc.

[goodlife]

I'm sure Goodlife has it saved to disc.

nah....not my thing. I'm sure Rick can dig it up for you though...

[pryncessbrooke]

methinks so....but don't pick rick.

Pick me I'm a great role model! :cool:

[Fire Watch]

Pick me I'm a great role model! :cool:
So is Jenna Jamison.

[pryncessbrooke]

So is Jenna Jamison.

Did you just compare me to a porn star! I am so a better role model than her!

[Mountain Soldier]

Did you just compare me to a porn star! I am so a better role model than her!

I don't think I could go wrong with a southern belle....

[Fire Watch]

Did you just compare me to a porn star! I am so a better role model than her!
but you got better moves

[pryncessbrooke]

I don't think I could go wrong with a southern belle....

You got that right!

[gdoane]

In Rickalodeon news today, Goodlife was unable to mow her back yard due to flooding without a cloud in the sky, and Ricks butt is looking like it will be ungraced this weekend.

This could be much worse than it seems if the situation were reversed and Goodlife's back yard were to be ungraced and Ricks butt were flooded.

[pryncessbrooke]

In Rickalodeon news today, Goodlife was unable to mow her back yard due to flooding without a cloud in the sky, and Ricks butt is looking like it will be ungraced this weekend.

This could be much worse than it seems if the situation were reversed and Goodlife's back yard were to be ungraced and Ricks butt were flooded.

LMAO!

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[goodlife]

In Rickalodeon news today, Goodlife was unable to mow her back yard due to flooding without a cloud in the sky, and Ricks butt is looking like it will be ungraced this weekend.

This could be much worse than it seems if the situation were reversed and Goodlife's back yard were to be ungraced and Ricks butt were flooded.


OMG.....LOL
Is this the RNN?

[Mountain Soldier]

In Rickalodeon news today, Goodlife was unable to mow her back yard due to flooding without a cloud in the sky, and Ricks butt is looking like it will be ungraced this weekend.

This could be much worse than it seems if the situation were reversed and Goodlife's back yard were to be ungraced and Ricks butt were flooded.

:))

[gdoane]

OMG.....LOL
Is this the RNN?

Welcome to the Rickalodeon News Network, where all the news that fits, we print. No story is too big, too small or too downright demented for the Rickalodeon News Network.
http://www.mindspring.com/%7Egdoane/_uimages/rnn.jpg

[Mountain Soldier]

Welcome to the Rickalodeon News Network, where all the news that fits, we print. No story is too big, too small or too downright demented for the Rickalodeon News Network.
http://www.mindspring.com/%7Egdoane/_uimages/rnn.jpg


Ok Gene, I'm supposed to ask you about the helicopter link.

[goodlife]

*cough*
:eek:

[Fire Watch]

I think this is a good time for me to step outside for a few minutes.

[Mountain Soldier]

I think this is a good time for me to step outside for a few minutes.

Oh boy, what did you guys get me into here?

[goodlife]

*chicken* :rolleyes:

[gdoane]

Ok Gene, I'm supposed to ask you about the helicopter link.

Ummmm.... no you aren't. That's Morticia's baby and I ain't going there. Homoerotica is just not my cup of tea.

[goodlife]

Oh boy, what did you guys get me into here?

Umm....well....it's just that.....I mean....you see....

you should probably walk away now.

[Mountain Soldier]

Umm....well....it's just that.....I mean....you see....

you should probably walk away now.

I just heard the word "homoerotica".... I think I'll take your advice....

[Fire Watch]

Ummmm.... no you aren't. That's Morticia's baby and I ain't going there. Homoerotica is just not my cup of tea.
11...I'm just sayin'

[goodlife]

smart boy....notice who brought that up huh?? that rick person.....!

[Mountain Soldier]

smart boy....notice who brought that up huh?? that rick person.....!

Something involving homoerotica can't be good on any level... now I'm curious why rick brought that up...

[goodlife]

Something involving homoerotica can't be good on any level... now I'm curious why rick brought that up...

yes it is curious why that rick person would be thinking about the helicoptor....even while he was ......oh well lets just leave it at that.

[Mountain Soldier]

yes it is curious why that rick person would be thinking about the helicoptor....even while he was ......oh well lets just leave it at that.

I take it the helicopter can't be anything good....

[goodlife]

I guess that depends on who you talk to....he he he he

[gdoane]

Something involving homoerotica can't be good on any level... now I'm curious why rick brought that up...

There is something just wrong about combining the terms "homoerotica" and "brought up" in the same sentence. :shifty:

[Mountain Soldier]

There is something just wrong about combining the terms "homoerotica" and "brought up" in the same sentence. :shifty:

Hrm... you didn't say anything about Rick in that sentence...

[Fire Watch]

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=309628

[jet]

Once again, my highly filtered isp blocks the link...... :think: Maybe it's time to get a new isp...or should I be grateful?

[jet]

Hrm... you didn't say anything about Rick in that sentence...

The term "wrong" is an automatic reference to RR....;)

[gdoane]

Once again, my highly filtered isp blocks the link...... :think: Maybe it's time to get a new isp...or should I be grateful?

It's not that bad. I clicked on it and it's decent enough you'd see it on television, but I've gotta say I was really scared about what it could be. I had my hands on the power switch ready to cut that sucker off like Marie Antoinette losing her last appeal.

It's some latina rock star I never heard of doing a fandango at some awards ceremony is all. Nothing too bad although the choreography wasn't as impressive as you'd find in a typical Jackie Chan movie.

[goodlife]

He said all of that just to say it was Shakira.

[jet]

It's not that bad. I clicked on it and it's decent enough you'd see it on television, but I've gotta say I was really scared about what it could be. I had my hands on the power switch ready to cut that sucker off like Marie Antoinette losing her last appeal.

It's some latina rock star I never heard of doing a fandango at some awards ceremony is all. Nothing too bad although the choreography wasn't as impressive as you'd find in a typical Jackie Chan movie.

You are so kind, Gene...thanks for letting me know what it was. Integrity on line just automatically blocks certain sites....youtube being one :twisted: but if I want to see a specific link that's blocked, I can send it to their support team, they review it, and then unblock it if it's reasonable.

So, sounds like I missed some bad dancing...bummer ;)

[gdoane]

He said all of that just to say it was Shakira.

I don't know who Shakira is. How would I know who Shakira is? I just checked my iPod for "Shakira", 500+ songs on my iPod Nano and not even ONE Shakira song on it.

Brad Paisley? Yes.
The Bangles? Yes.

Heck, I've even got Janis Joplin on my iPod, but no Shakira. NONE. At all.

Okay, I can cheat like a Democrat and use my Rhapsody account to look this up.




Home Town

Barranquilla, Colombia


Latin pop diva Shakira has achieved phenomenal success and become a genuine pop icon. Born to humble beginnings in Barranquilla on Colombia's Caribbean coast, she left for the capital city of Bogota as an aspiring model at age 13. Ironically it was her music that garnered attention. Singing and writing lyrics since she was 8, her first album for Sony was released when she was 14. Although sales were meager, the album helped launch her career as a soap opera actress. Then came Pies Descalzados (1995), an album which showcased her bold, flexible voice and yielded a string of huge hits. Her mixture of rock ballads and Dance Pop (with an occasional tropical touch) is filtered through her image as a talented, beautiful and headstrong young woman. Departing from the traditional image of Latin American women, Shakira's music and persona aroused controversy when her multiplatinum records put her in the spotlight. Following in the footsteps of Selena, she represents a bold new Latina who will be neither obsequious nor silent. As Shakira has matured, so has her music, as demonstrated in songs such as the Arabic-inflected "Ojos Asi" as well as in her live performances.
- Robert Leaver


Hmm. Still never heard of her. I'm listening to "Hips Don't Lie" and it sounds more like Rap Music than Latin Pop.

[goodlife]

I don't particularly care for her music...but I at least know who she is....

[snow96]

I don't know who Shakira is. How would I know who Shakira is? I just checked my iPod for "Shakira", 500+ songs on my iPod Nano and not even ONE Shakira song on it.

Brad Paisley? Yes.
The Bangles? Yes.

Heck, I've even got Janis Joplin on my iPod, but no Shakira. NONE. At all.

Okay, I can cheat like a Democrat and use my Rhapsody account to look this up.



Hmm. Still never heard of her. I'm listening to "Hips Don't Lie" and it sounds more like Rap Music than Latin Pop.

I have two of her's on my mp3 player (hey I'm a lowly dispatcher, can't afford them expensive things :) )
Objection (tango) - version of her song in tango
underneath your clothes

Both off the same CD. Don't realy like any of the other songs. Most people I know rip the entire CD for the ipod/mp3 player. I select the songs I like, and that's all that goes on it.

[Fire Watch]

Oh she sings?

[gdoane]

I have two of her's on my mp3 player (hey I'm a lowly dispatcher, can't afford them expensive things :) )
Objection (tango) - version of her song in tango
underneath your clothes

Both off the same CD. Don't realy like any of the other songs. Most people I know rip the entire CD for the ipod/mp3 player. I select the songs I like, and that's all that goes on it.

Goodlife got me a car adapter for my iPod Nano about a year ago that works out really well because it's got a patch cable that goes straight into my car stereo. It's illegal to drive in Arizona with headphones on so that doohickey keeps me legit on the road.

I think I only paid $200 for the iPod, but you're right, there are definitely less expensive players out there if you just want a player. I just picked up a beater Sansa m240 for misadventuring like going tubing on the Salt River or going to Puerto Peñasco in Mexico because you just don't take anything on the beach or on the river that you're not willing to lose.

http://reviews.cnet.com/mp3-players/sandisk-sansa-m240-1gb/4505-6490_7-31563923.html

It's hard to beat a decent 1 GB mp3/wma player for $40. iPod won't even play wma and it doesn't have an FM tuner in it either plus it's twice the price per gigabyte.

The iPod is more useful for work for me because of its sync with Outlook scheduling and the phone lists, memos and such.

Dispatchers really don't get paid well enough and I think it's because the job has an extreme turnover rate. Of all the dispatchers I work with, I can count on one hand the number who have lasted over five years on the job. It's a tough job and pays crummy in a classic catch-22. It pays low because it can't keep people and it won't pay better because of the high turnover rate.

I wouldn't want that job. Not that I couldn't do it, I can definitely operate the equipment. I can tear it apart and put it back together too if Motorola made it, as I'm a factory-trained tech. It's the people skills I'd lose it on. First call I got from an idiot I'd call 'em an idiot and get fired.

We had one call come in from a guy called 911 to report a robbery by a Soda machine that took his dollar and didn't give him a soda. Oh, eek. He thought a 911 dispatcher should get a cop out there to arrest the owner of the machine and give him his dollar back. I wouldn't have the patience or diplomacy to do much else besides saying "Shut up you jackass." and hang up on him. Which would get me fired from a job I wouldn't like doing anyway.

[goodlife]

Morning everybody.....

[gdoane]

Morning everybody.....

Is your lawn dry enough to mow now?

You could hypnotize Bucky and tell him he's a goat. The crazy dog eats everything else, so a little salad wouldn't be too bad. If you really need a riding lawnmower, saddle up that pooch.

[Fire Watch]

Morning everybody.....
HI!

[goodlife]

HI!

lol

[goodlife]

Is your lawn dry enough to mow now?

You could hypnotize Bucky and tell him he's a goat. The crazy dog eats everything else, so a little salad wouldn't be too bad. If you really need a riding lawnmower, saddle up that pooch.

Well it probably would have been if it weren't for the thunderstorms that popped up out of nowhere yesterday afternoon. Actually I got most of the backyard cut except for the spots that still had puddles... :doh:
It took forever too....I think I'm going to get Austin to cut the front...that whole push mowing thing is for the birds!

[gdoane]

Well it probably would have been if it weren't for the thunderstorms that popped up out of nowhere yesterday afternoon. Actually I got most of the backyard cut except for the spots that still had puddles... :doh:
It took forever too....I think I'm going to get Austin to cut the front...that whole push mowing thing is for the birds!

Does Austin know you just called him a bird?

[goodlife]

Hmm...good point.
But lets not point that out to him...at least until AFTER he cuts the grass.

[goodlife]

Gene..you like tink's boots??

[gdoane]

Gene..you like tink's boots??

Reminds me of a song called "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?" by Shania Twain.

See, I do know some music!

[goodlife]

good boy!

[goodlife]

Weenie....have you checked your beef?

[goodlife]

Hey....it's legit!

[gdoane]

Weenie....have you checked your beef?

It's not Saturday anymore.

I'm going to go see Spiderman 3 at the Cinemax in Mesa today, wanna come with me? They don't have beef, but everybody likes milk duds.

[goodlife]

It's not Saturday anymore.

I'm going to go see Spiderman 3 at the Cinemax in Mesa today, wanna come with me? They don't have beef, but everybody likes milk duds.


OMG....you just made me spit coffee all over the place...CRAP!
That's definitely potd material right there.

I don't like milk duds and I did not like spiderman 3!
But I'd go with ya to the movies.

Back to the beef....there's a massive beef recall going on ya know in 11 states and yours is one of them.

[gdoane]

OMG....you just made me spit coffee all over the place...CRAP!
That's definitely potd material right there.

I don't like milk duds and I did not like spiderman 3!
But I'd go with ya to the movies.

Back to the beef....there's a massive beef recall going on ya know in 11 states and yours is one of them.

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/0606ecoli0606.html

Found it. I don't buy fresh ground beef usually, as I tend to prefer fish and chicken. There's no chance any recalled beef is in my house. :sick:

Sorry about the milk duds thing. I forgot about the Milk-Tink issue. Wouldn't want to have to clap and bring ya back to life in the middle of the movie.

[snow96]

Goodlife got me a car adapter for my iPod Nano about a year ago that works out really well because it's got a patch cable that goes straight into my car stereo. It's illegal to drive in Arizona with headphones on so that doohickey keeps me legit on the road.

I think I only paid $200 for the iPod, but you're right, there are definitely less expensive players out there if you just want a player. I just picked up a beater Sansa m240 for misadventuring like going tubing on the Salt River or going to Puerto Peñasco in Mexico because you just don't take anything on the beach or on the river that you're not willing to lose.

I alsmost think that's the mp3 player I have :(( But it does the job. Can't listen to it at work . . bought it for trips on the motorcycle . . . only so long I can listen to the wind through the helmet before I go insane.


It's hard to beat a decent 1 GB mp3/wma player for $40. iPod won't even play wma and it doesn't have an FM tuner in it either plus it's twice the price per gigabyte.

For birthday presents, I actually found little mp3 players for $40 for my three girls. They play wma format . . . I can stick 1000 songs on them in that format or about 300 in mp3. FM radio.


Dispatchers really don't get paid well enough and I think it's because the job has an extreme turnover rate. Of all the dispatchers I work with, I can count on one hand the number who have lasted over five years on the job. It's a tough job and pays crummy in a classic catch-22. It pays low because it can't keep people and it won't pay better because of the high turnover rate.

Our center has one of the lowest turnover rates in the state. Out of 7 dispatchers 5 of them have 8 yrs or more. One has 28 years.

I wouldn't want that job. Not that I couldn't do it, I can definitely operate the equipment. I can tear it apart and put it back together too if Motorola made it, as I'm a factory-trained tech. It's the people skills I'd lose it on. First call I got from an idiot I'd call 'em an idiot and get fired.

We had one call come in from a guy called 911 to report a robbery by a Soda machine that took his dollar and didn't give him a soda. Oh, eek. He thought a 911 dispatcher should get a cop out there to arrest the owner of the machine and give him his dollar back. I wouldn't have the patience or diplomacy to do much else besides saying "Shut up you jackass." and hang up on him. Which would get me fired from a job I wouldn't like doing anyway.

You have to learn to tacktfully tell idiots, they are idiots :) Even officers . . . especially officers. Because of you call them idiots, they can make your life hell.

[Fire Watch]

hello

[gdoane]

I alsmost think that's the mp3 player I have :(( But it does the job. Can't listen to it at work . . bought it for trips on the motorcycle . . . only so long I can listen to the wind through the helmet before I go insane.

I made a test channel on the consoles for some of the cards called "Tester" (okay, so I'm not real imaginative with names) and hooked my iPod to the system to be an audio source. $60,000 radio consoles were playing the Beach Boys Greatest Hits because I wanted to test my spares before I actually needed them under a live fire condition. A couple of the dispatchers saw what I was doing and listened in on my test channel. They wanted it kept up as a regular console feature, which could be done but it's a pretty gross violation of resource management. Testing the spares through the system I can justify; that makes sense to even the bean-counters when you say public safety readiness, but as a regular feature it doesn't fly.

For birthday presents, I actually found little mp3 players for $40 for my three girls. They play wma format . . . I can stick 1000 songs on them in that format or about 300 in mp3. FM radio.

Those things are great for kids and here's the reason why:

Kids don't take very good care of things all the time, and a CD album costs about $15. You can fit 30+ CD's on a $40 player, $1,200 worth of music and if they break it or lose it, they've only lost $40. Not so if they're walking around with 30 CD's.

Our center has one of the lowest turnover rates in the state. Out of 7 dispatchers 5 of them have 8 yrs or more. One has 28 years.

That's a tiny center if you're running three shifts. You'd be worked to the bone with only seven people even if you were only running three dispatch positions 24/7.

You have to learn to tacktfully tell idiots, they are idiots :) Even officers . . . especially officers. Because of you call them idiots, they can make your life hell.

Oh, I know and I underestimate my own patience a lot.

I had an election volunteer with a radio bring the radio to me, on election day, to tell me the portable wasn't working. Being the tech on duty, I fielded the complaint and asked her for the radio to examine it, and she pulled it out of her purse. Looking at the radio, I noticed a missing part and asked her for the antenna, which she also pulled out of her purse. I reattached the antenna, and the radio worked. I returned the radio and asked her why she did that, and she wanted it to fit in her purse.

I didn't say what I wanted to say, which would have involved telling her to fit the radio where I thought she had her head stuck, but rather I told her that the radio really does need that part to function correctly.

Tact is a virtue. It ain't as much fun as it's cracked up to be though.

[goodlife]

Rickalodeon seems to be a bit off kilter....Hmmmm

[snow96]

Those things are great for kids and here's the reason why:

Kids don't take very good care of things all the time, and a CD album costs about $15. You can fit 30+ CD's on a $40 player, $1,200 worth of music and if they break it or lose it, they've only lost $40. Not so if they're walking around with 30 CD's.

The 10 and 11 year old I'm not so worried about. They've had a case of cd's and a cd player for almost a year now. They havn't lost/damage a cd yet. But keep misplacing the player. The 5yr old is the one I'm worried about. But they know when they get something like this, if it gets lost or broken, that's it .. . . unless they get another one for christmas or a birthday (and that's a LOOOOOONG wait for a kid.)



That's a tiny center if you're running three shifts. You'd be worked to the bone with only seven people even if you were only running three dispatch positions 24/7.

You'd get claustraphobic in our radio room :) We have to have two bodies at consouls 16 hrs a day. the other 8 hrs we have to have 1. Right now we have 8 dispatchers, next week it turns to 7. The memeber agencies have also approved another full time position. So hopefully by the end of the year we will have 8 of us, 2 supervisors, and the center manager. If a major incident is happening, but not in the city with the center. We've had officers come in and answer phones for us (or make call outs.)



I had an election volunteer with a radio bring the radio to me, on election day, to tell me the portable wasn't working. Being the tech on duty, I fielded the complaint and asked her for the radio to examine it, and she pulled it out of her purse. Looking at the radio, I noticed a missing part and asked her for the antenna, which she also pulled out of her purse. I reattached the antenna, and the radio worked. I returned the radio and asked her why she did that, and she wanted it to fit in her purse.

Tact is a virtue. It ain't as much fun as it's cracked up to be though.


Some time back, we had an officer who was having trouble reaching dispatch, and hearing dispatch. He had wonderful cell phone service. So after he was through on his stop, I know just enough to be dangerous. So I had him checking the antena cable at the radio (yea it's tight), then had him check the cable at the anteana. Come to find out, he needed something out of the trunk, and left it open. Antena was pointed almost strait the the ground. Funny, his radio started working perfect as soon as he closed the trunk!

[Fire Watch]

No more posts over 5 sentences allowed.

[goodlife]

lol
Good morning people of Rickalodeon.....you too Ricky.

[goodlife]

WHERE is everybody????
I'm getting scared in here all by myself....*sniff sniff*

[Fire Watch]

I dunno..ask Ricky.

[gdoane]

No more posts over 5 sentences allowed.

This was a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Society For the Advancement of Attention Deficit Disorders.

[goodlife]

Hi Ricky!! :hug:

[goodlife]

This was a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Society For the Advancement of Attention Deficit Disorders.

LOL!!
Weenie, are you at work?
I wanna know how come I NEVER talk to you on IM anymore and how come you never call the 915 anymore!
I miss you!!!

[Fire Watch]

This was a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Society For the Advancement of Attention Deficit Disorders.
Very well. Carry on.

[Mountain Soldier]

What?

[Remus Lupin]

This was a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Society For the Advancement of Attention Deficit Disorders.

:)) :)) :))

[gdoane]

LOL!!
Weenie, are you at work?
I wanna know how come I NEVER talk to you on IM anymore and how come you never call the 915 anymore!
I miss you!!!

I called the 915 twice this weekend and got the "Press One To Go In And Wait For The Lurker" message.

[goodlife]

What?

huh?

[goodlife]

Hi Ricky!! :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

I called the 915 twice this weekend and got the "Press One To Go In And Wait For The Lurker" message.
same here

[jet]

Good morning/afternoon rickalodeanites....

[goodlife]

well granted this weekend no one was on much....
What night was it Ricky that everybody was on? Wednesday or Thursday of last week.

[jet]

same here

How lame is lurking on a message board chat line??? :))

[goodlife]

Good morning/afternoon rickalodeanites....


hi jetfire!

[jet]

Does anyone else feel as though Monday is the worst day of the week or should I be grateful I have a job? Even if it is for the people's republic of Calfornia :wall:

[jet]

hi jetfire!

Howdy...did your lawn dry out?

[PaleoPaul]

915 is dead on weekends

[goodlife]

Howdy...did your lawn dry out?

yeah it did and I got the backyard cut....and I've decided using a push mower SUCKS.

[goodlife]

915 is dead on weekends


not always...it was this weekend though.

[goodlife]

How were the ACT's Paul??

[Remus Lupin]

Bump for finger food!

[gdoane]

yeah it did and I got the backyard cut....and I've decided using a push mower SUCKS.

You don't have a push mower, you have a power mower. You make it sound like you were actually working or something.

[gdoane]

11990.... We're gonna hit 12000 posts today!

[goodlife]

You don't have a push mower, you have a power mower. You make it sound like you were actually working or something.

it WAS work...I was sweating and everything!

[goodlife]

Hi Ricky!! :hug:

[gdoane]

it WAS work...I was sweating and everything!

It's JUNE in Southern Louisiana. Sweating ain't proof of working, it's just proof of geography. Even the mosquitoes are sweating there about now.

[goodlife]

ok, well it made me breathe harder!

[gdoane]

ok, well it made me breathe harder!

A good phone call can do that.

[goodlife]

A good phone call can do that.

*choke*

:clap:
well done Weenie....

[snow96]

Heavy breathing and sweathing . . . . could be any number of things she was doing :)

[snow96]

If nobody else will . . .

[snow96]

I'll get 12,000 so ricky can't hehe

[Remus Lupin]

I love lamp!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

12k

[Remus Lupin]

12,001

[jet]

12,001

You guys are really off....by one ;)

[goodlife]

ack.

I just got so wet. I am soaked!

[jet]

Innuendos in 5....4.....3.....2........:whistle:

[Brunski]

Innuendos in 5....4.....3.....2........:whistle:

not sure she would like that tho.. (the innuendos) We will let Rick do it :))

[plsd2mechu]

ack.

I just got so wet. I am soaked!

Do I even WANT to know?

[snow96]

You guys are really off....by one ;)

Thats because Rick cheated and deleted one of his posts so he could (try) and get 12k.

[soupdragon]

Wotsits stink like sweaty socks, I'm sure it's ilegal to put them in lunch boxes and you're hands are so sticky after dipping in the bag................rethink rethink :think:

[plsd2mechu]

Wotsits stink like sweaty socks, I'm sure it's ilegal to put them in lunch boxes and you're hands are so sticky after dipping in the bag................rethink rethink :think:

I LOVE SOUP!!!!!!

[jet]

Thats because Rick cheated and deleted one of his posts so he could (try) and get 12k.

I can understand...this board is his life :razz: Or at least this thread ;)

[soupdragon]

I LOVE SOUP!!!!!!

Babe, tis true, who made these **** smelling crisps? Smell like ............don't even go there..........fingers turn orange. People turn up at sexual health clinics for resembling and smelling for less:eek: Back to ready salted me thinks :mrgreen:

[plsd2mechu]

Babe, tis true, who made these **** smelling crisps? Smell like ............don't even go there..........fingers turn orange. People turn up at sexual health clinics for resembling and smelling for less:eek: Back to ready salted me thinks :mrgreen:

Ok.....................

we're talking about smelly potato chips!!!

I get it, I Get It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soupdragon]

Ok.....................

we're talking about smelly potato chips!!!

I get it, I Get It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You thought I was talking about ??????????:)) .........................underwear :sick: :mrgreen:

[jet]

Babe, tis true, who made these **** smelling crisps? Smell like ............don't even go there..........fingers turn orange. People turn up at sexual health clinics for resembling and smelling for less:eek: Back to ready salted me thinks :mrgreen:

Are they like cheetos or something?

[soupdragon]

Are they like cheetos or something?

I do believe so......horrible manky smelling shapes, remind me of the dirty washing in me laundry basket!

[Fire Watch]

You guys are really off....by one ;)
Not quite..the # you see in the actual thread is the number of total posts..the # outside the thread is the # of replies to the op

[plsd2mechu]

Gene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer Me Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

Not quite..the # you see in the actual thread is the number of total posts..the # outside the thread is the # of replies to the op


I'm feeling "sandy" today.:)) :)) :))

[soupdragon]

HOLD ME HOLD ME...................ah yeah......................do wob be do wob..........I'm in sync with me stuff .....................I think :doh:

[goodlife]

Innuendos in 5....4.....3.....2........:whistle:


I got caught in a torrential downpour!!!!


preverts!

[Fire Watch]

I'm feeling "sandy" today.:)) :)) :))
Who's Sandy..and why are you feeling him?

[soupdragon]

Who's Sandy..and why are you feeling him?

He's big.............all the gals know that, in banking that is

[Fire Watch]

hmm

[soupdragon]

hmm

x10

[Fire Watch]

ew

[soupdragon]

ew

That's what I say whenever I get an eyefull ( chance )of a load of dangly misshaped bits that the sweetie store sells off as seconds! Yeah!

[soupdragon]

I cannot believe you people are allowing this thing to continue.

Did you dispose of Rick :shhh:

[Jesso]

We can't help it.. his dementia is so entertaining.

[Jesso]

Did you dispose of Rick :shhh:

Could we be so lucky?!? ( :shhh: )

[soupdragon]

Could we be so lucky?!? ( :shhh: )

Safely and humanely is nice :shhh:

[goodlife]

Not yet. Should I?

tempting.....

[Fire Watch]

Easy now.

[soupdragon]

Easy now.

You have been disposed off, safely and conforming to all Health standards, It was a good send off

[goodlife]

You have been disposed off, safely and conforming to all Health standards, It was a good send off


yeah...so get out Rick.

[goodlife]

I certainly understand that. Believe me. Bye everyone!

buhbye....stop by and see us again real soon now! :)

[Fire Watch]

No, she can come by every month or so..no more..

[soupdragon]

yeah...so get out Rick.

Bit off a cheapskate though, twisted up ham sandwiches and dried out pickles and only 10 quid behind the bar :hand:

[goodlife]

No, she can come by every month or so..no more..


:rolleyes:
yeah....ok.

[goodlife]

Yay....I'm finally going home.
I hate mondays....

[PaleoPaul]

Today's my lucky day!!!!!!!

[gdoane]

Bit off a cheapskate though, twisted up ham sandwiches and dried out pickles and only 10 quid behind the bar :hand:

All right then, what in the name of rumpled knickers is a quid and why do you have ten of them behind the bar?

Oh, fine. I looked the blooming thing up and 10 quid is 10 pounds sterling and it's roughly worth $20 in real money.

[gdoane]

In Rickalodeon news today, we've learned that Soup has $20, Goodlife hates Mondays and that properly disposing of Rick involves conforming with sanitation laws.

It could be worse, as Rick could be had for $20, Soup could be disposed of and Goodlife could have a thing against sanitation instead.

[plsd2mechu]

Damn.........................

I missed Liz!!!!!!!

Give a sista a warning next time baby.

[gdoane]

Damn.........................

I missed Liz!!!!!!!

Give a sista a warning next time baby.

Doing the math for her time zone, she was posting close to midnight. She was pulling a late night appearance for a Monday.

[goodlife]

Doing the math for her time zone, she was posting close to midnight. She was pulling a late night appearance for a Monday.

no no no....Liz is Rick's Wife.

[gdoane]

no no no....Liz is Rick's Wife.

Oh. Sorry. I was thinking of Soup, not Mrs. Statue.

[Fire Watch]

Oh. Sorry. I was thinking of Soup, not Mrs. Statue.
:eh:

[gdoane]

:eh:

Whoops. Looks like we're off to a rocky start.

[soupdragon]

In Rickalodeon news today, we've learned that Soup has $20, Goodlife hates Mondays and that properly disposing of Rick involves conforming with sanitation laws.

It could be worse, as Rick could be had for $20, Soup could be disposed of and Goodlife could have a thing against sanitation instead.

:)) Rickalodeon is a nutters paradise :mrgreen:

[soupdragon]

Whoops. Looks like we're off to a rocky start.

Hehe yep :razz:

[gdoane]

Post #12055.

Sounds like a Zip Code, not a post number.

Let's see, Zip Code 12055 is in someplace called Dormansville, New York. Never heard of it. We need to get the post count higher so we can get a zip code of someplace more famous.

[goodlife]

like 70471!

[gdoane]

like 70471!

Only 58414 to go!

[jet]

What can be more famous than 90210?

[gdoane]

What can be more famous than 90210?

867-5309, 867-5309, I got it I got it!

[jet]

867-5309, 867-5309, I got it I got it!

Dude..that's a phone number.....belonging to Jenny :think:

[super cool ski instructor]

What can be more famous than 90210?

I love Ian Zeiring.......

[jet]

I love Ian Zeiring.......

Hey Ski :hug:

He was HOT on Dancing with the Stars......I was really impressed

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey Ski :hug:

He was HOT on Dancing with the Stars......I was really impressed

Hey Jet :hug:

I remember back when 90210 came out and all of my friends had Luke Perry and Jason Priestley posters on their walls...I had Ian Zeiring. He was the funny one on the show :razz:

[jet]

Hey Jet :hug:

I remember back when 90210 came out and all of my friends had Luke Perry and Jason Priestley posters on their walls...I had Ian Zeiring. He was the funny one on the show :razz:

He was funny but his character was so whiney....I actually watched that show in college.....:think: no posters of any of em on my wall :razz:

[goodlife]

I'm sleepy and that one guy loves lamp.
just saying.

[ThrowCop]

Nice boots, GL. How's the leg healing up? :mrgreen:

[goodlife]

it's healing nicely and I think her boots are very sexy!

[ThrowCop]

****-kickers can be hawt...

[goodlife]

yes....but I'm thinking I'm going to have to expand tink's wardrobe.
She's got her cheerleading outfits for football season and she's got her red outfit for christmas and she's got her original black and now she's got western wear....
any suggestions you guys??

[Fire Watch]

I'm bored. Bored with Rickalodeon. Bored with Last Poster. Bored with the Religion forum. Bored with Washington Politics..bored with Hannity.com/forum in general. I'm leaving..I may be back at some later date, who knows. Until then, hasta..have fun.

[goodlife]

so does that mean I can stage another coup and make this Tinkalodeon again?? *evil grin*

[ThrowCop]

yes....but I'm thinking I'm going to have to expand tink's wardrobe.
She's got her cheerleading outfits for football season and she's got her red outfit for christmas and she's got her original black and now she's got western wear....
any suggestions you guys??Gotta have one for the 4th of July

Military garb

Saint Patty's Day Green

Pilgrim wear for Thanksgiving

[super cool ski instructor]

How about a bikini for summer?

[goodlife]

How about a bikini for summer?

hmmm....we can put her in a bikini and LEAVE the hat and boots...hehehe
How's that for a getup? Redneck tink.

[ThrowCop]

hmmm....we can put her in a bikini and LEAVE the hat and boots...hehehe
How's that for a getup? Redneck tink.Daisy Dukes & a wife beater with the boots & hat. :drool:

[goodlife]

Rick...go enjoy your day off and come back in the morning. I've come to depend on you entertaining me during the day. Don't let me down.

[goodlife]

Daisy Dukes & a wife beater with the boots & hat. :drool:


now you're talking!

[ThrowCop]

I'm bored. Bored with Rickalodeon. Bored with Last Poster. Bored with the Religion forum. Bored with Washington Politics..bored with Hannity.com/forum in general. I'm leaving..I may be back at some later date, who knows. Until then, hasta..have fun.And with that, the median IQ of all Hannity posters shot to a record high.



j/k


:mrgreen:

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm bored. Bored with Rickalodeon. Bored with Last Poster. Bored with the Religion forum. Bored with Washington Politics..bored with Hannity.com/forum in general. I'm leaving..I may be back at some later date, who knows. Until then, hasta..have fun.

huh?

[goodlife]

somebody tickle him and make him laugh!

[ThrowCop]

A quick flash would work better.


... just sayin'

[goodlife]

A quick flash would work better.


... just sayin'


Hmmm....think so? :eek:

[ThrowCop]

Hmmm....think so? :eek:Maybe not the effect we're looking for, but it's worth a shot. :)

[goodlife]

can ski do it?? lol

[ThrowCop]

can ski do it?? lolThis one may take a two-fer!

[jet]

I'm bored. Bored with Rickalodeon. Bored with Last Poster. Bored with the Religion forum. Bored with Washington Politics..bored with Hannity.com/forum in general. I'm leaving..I may be back at some later date, who knows. Until then, hasta..have fun.

The drama puppet has infiltrated poor RR's brain. He needs a hard dose of reality to snap him back to his usual fun loving self. Quick, someone post a puppet picture...:pray:

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/PuppetDance1.gif

[goodlife]

The drama puppet has infiltrated poor RR's brain. He needs a hard dose of reality to snap him back to his usual fun loving self. Quick, someone post a puppet picture...:pray:


I think you might be on to something!
I think he needs some deprogramming.

[tha malcontent™]

This Thread is like Seinfeld...

:)

peace...

[ThrowCop]

This Thread is like Seinfeld...

:)

peace...Ski & I saw the "Puffy Shirt" at the Smithsonian this weekend. :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

Ok..done making the kids lunch and helping with the daily chores..I'm back...still kinda bored though.

[Fire Watch]

Ski & I saw the "Puffy Shirt" at the Smithsonian this weekend. :mrgreen:
Know how I know you're gay? You have a hot girlfriend you dont see that often, you guys spend a weekend together..and you go to the museum.

[goodlife]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a hot girlfriend you dont see that often, you guys spend a weekend together..and you go to the museum.


LOL...ok that was funny.
Sorry TC :redface:

[melinda]

Ok..done making the kids lunch and helping with the daily chores..I'm back...still kinda bored though.

how can I entertain you??

[XXL Frank]

how can I entertain you??

Mel-

Did you bring me back some meat from South Africa?

[Fire Watch]

Mel-

Did you bring me back some meat from South Africa?
I got yer meat right heah

[Fire Watch]

how can I entertain you??
I love a girl that asks the right questions.

[jet]

I love a girl that asks the right questions.

I prefer let me entertain you, let me make you smile :whistle:

[super cool ski instructor]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a hot girlfriend you dont see that often, you guys spend a weekend together..and you go to the museum.

Awww you called me hot....that's so sweet :razz:

[Fire Watch]

Awww you called me hot....that's so sweet :razz:
Yeah, you're welcome...to bad about your BF though..

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah, you're welcome...to bad about your BF though..

LOL...well he is older, and it is hard for him to keep up. So to give him a break, we hit the museums :razz:

[Fire Watch]

Did you at least have sex in the bathrooms?

[super cool ski instructor]

Did you at least have sex in the bathrooms?

Ewwww........public restrooms creep me out!!!

[ThrowCop]

Know how I know you're gay? You have a hot girlfriend you dont see that often, you guys spend a weekend together..and you go to the museum.:))

Okay, that was good.

[ThrowCop]

LOL...well he is older, and it is hard for him to keep up. So to give him a break, we hit the museums :razz:what the **** ever!

[pryncessbrooke]

It's too hot here today! I'm going to melt! HA HA

[melinda]

I love a girl that asks the right questions.

and a man who doesn't answer.......hmmm. :think:

[jet]

It's too hot here today! I'm going to melt! HA HA

And it's only June...I really feel for you in July and August.

[super cool ski instructor]

what the **** ever!

Uh-huh...I said it! :razz:

[melinda]

Mel-

Did you bring me back some meat from South Africa?

landowner keeps the meat. sorry.

[Fire Watch]

It's too hot here today! I'm going to melt! HA HA
I got a mop

[jet]

and a man who doesn't answer.......hmmm. :think:

When did you go incognito.....the thrill of the hunt still in your blood? :razz:

[pryncessbrooke]

And it's only June...I really feel for you in July and August.

I feel for me too! Only one solution, lots and lots of swimming!

[melinda]

It's too hot here today! I'm going to melt! HA HA

hot here too.....of course it is Texas, and it is summer. :))

[pryncessbrooke]

I got a mop

I would hope so!

[melinda]

When did you go incognito.....the thrill of the hunt still in your blood? :razz:

I actually don't like to hunt..........
I just wanted to share something with my son that was important to him.

[Fire Watch]

I would hope so!
I'll be right there.

[pryncessbrooke]

hot here too.....of course it is Texas, and it is summer. :))

Gosh I'm so glad I'm not in Texas or Arizona or anywhere hotter than here, that's just crazy!

[jet]

I actually don't like to hunt..........
I just wanted to share something with my son that was important to him.

Oh, I know that, hon!!! I was just referring to you being invisible on here is all ;)

[melinda]

Oh, I know that, hon!!! I was just referring to you being invisible on here is all ;)

I know. :razz:

[jet]

I feel for me too! Only one solution, lots and lots of swimming!

But with all that humidity....do you ever really dry off? I mean, it's supposed to be 100 here tomorrow but our humidity is like 13%....

[pryncessbrooke]

I'll be right there.

I bet!

[melinda]

But with all that humidity....do you ever really dry off? I mean, it's supposed to be 100 here tomorrow but our humidity is like 13%....

only in the shower........oh wait.

[pryncessbrooke]

But with all that humidity....do you ever really dry off? I mean, it's supposed to be 100 here tomorrow but our humidity is like 13%....

I am so use to the humidity now I don't even realize it's humid until my hair start curling up!

[Fire Watch]

I bet!
Unlock the door and put the kids down for a nap.

[melinda]

But with all that humidity....do you ever really dry off? I mean, it's supposed to be 100 here tomorrow but our humidity is like 13%....

honestly?? no.

[pryncessbrooke]

Unlock the door and put the kids down for a nap.

I'm working! HA HA

[Fire Watch]

I'm working! HA HA
You have closets there right?

[pryncessbrooke]

You have closets there right?


:naughty: :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

:naughty: :snooty:
Right..not private enough..hmm..