Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[ThrowCop]

Since Rick caught the messed up Tink boots, here's a couple of updates:

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[ThrowCop]

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[ThrowCop]

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[Remus Lupin]

Nice one. Whats up ya?

[Fire Watch]

lol.TC..unbroke her leg?

[PaleoPaul]

If anyone's going to be on the 915 tonight before The Tavern, I have something funny to put on the boards...

[Fire Watch]

I probably wont be since I dont have to work.

[PaleoPaul]

Okay. Meh, I can share it now. #1, I don't really feel like waiting till tonight, #2, it's really funny (at least it was to me). It's going to be in its own thread.

[jet]

Happy Thursday!!!

[Fire Watch]

Okay. Meh, I can share it now. #1, I don't really feel like waiting till tonight, #2, it's really funny (at least it was to me). It's going to be in its own thread.
WHERE????

[jet]

WHERE????

It's called Sad Poem...still on the first page.

[Fire Watch]

Oh yeah..lol

[jet]

yes....just pointing out the obvious :D

[melinda]

yes....just pointing out the obvious :D

like telling Noah about the flood?? :D

[Remus Lupin]

Happy thursday to you too

[gdoane]

like telling Noah about the flood?? :D

Noah may be the only person in history to have actually known he had an accurate weather forecaster.

[melinda]

Noah may be the only person in history to have actually known he had an accurate weather forecaster.

very, very true. :))

[gdoane]

Animal Rights Activists Claim Crazed Man Is Building Illegal Zoo

Excoriated Press Exclusive-

Today the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or "PETA", filed a police report accusing a man known only as "Noah" with building an illegal floating Zoo.

PETA spokeswoman Helena Furcoat said "This maniac has been collecting two of every kind of animal, even the endangered species! He must be stopped! He doesn't even have a license for any of this!

Mr. Noah said he's simply saving for a rainy day. :angel:

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Animal Rights Activists Claim Crazed Man Is Building Illegal Zoo

Excoriated Press Exclusive-

Today the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or "PETA", filed a police report accusing a man known only as "Noah" with building an illegal floating Zoo.

PETA spokeswoman Helena Furcoat said "This maniac has been collecting two of every kind of animal, even the endangered species! He must be stopped! He doesn't even have a license for any of this!

Mr. Noah said he's simply saving for a rainy day. :angel:

Some people :)) )

[Fire Watch]

Some people :)) )
You got that right.

[jet]

Stop rocking the boat......:neutral:

[Fire Watch]

Who's got a boat?

[Stuball]

Who's got a boat?
Gilligan

[gdoane]

Gilligan

Gilligan was only the First Mate. The S.S. Minnow was owned by Skipper Jonas Grumby.

[plsd2mechu]

I'm outta here.......................

this place is too weird for me

[jet]

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.....

One of the best TV show theme songs EVER :D

[goodlife]

I got a boat.

[gdoane]

Noah pioneered the concept of a guy driving and never stopping to ask for directions.

[Jesso]

I got a boat.
So do I.
It has a cute little tree thing growing out of the back of it :)

[melinda]

Noah pioneered the concept of a guy driving and never stopping to ask for directions.

well considering he wasn't even trying to actually "go" anywhere....

[Fire Watch]

at least he had plenty of BBQ material.

[gdoane]

at least he had plenty of BBQ material.

Yeah, but Noah had that many animals and no back yard to put them in? I don't think I'd feel like eating after what that boat must have smelled like inside of a couple of days and plumbing wouldn't be invented for another 5,000 years.

Noah would be going to his kids and be like "Okay, who didn't walk the dog?" and of course the answer would be "Walk the dog WHERE, Dad?"

We're talking a carpet cleaning bill CONGRESS couldn't write a check for on that one.

I think that's why Jesus Christ could walk on water. It wasn't a miracle, it was a survival tactic from his ancestry to get away from a boat barn and get some fresh air. Noah probably did the same thing and just didn't have anybody who thought it was weird given the circumstances.

[melinda]

at least he had plenty of BBQ material.

where to start...where to start??

[Fire Watch]

Probably not with the pork..

[gdoane]

Probably not with the pork..

NOAH FOR CONGRESS!!

[Fire Watch]

http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=257151

good lord

Noah/Paul 08

[super cool ski instructor]

http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=257151

good lord

Noah/Paul 08

OMG...I saw that :eek:

[Fire Watch]

The guys nuts

[jet]

Good morning and Happy Friday everyone!!!!! :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Morning Jet :D

[Fire Watch]

Iggy got it...good morning.

[jet]

Uh....Iggy wasn't anywhere near me :confused: ;)

So, does anyone else have co-workers that drive them crazy???

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm pretty lucky in the co-worker department.

[jet]

No...YOUR co-workers are lucky ;)

[Fire Watch]

bow chicka bow wow

[super cool ski instructor]

No...YOUR co-workers are lucky ;)

Aww thanks :hug:

[jet]

;) :hug:

I'm just GLAD it's Friday!!!! :D As I'm sure you are too ;)

[Fire Watch]

back to the girl on girl flirting please

[jet]

Ski and I broke up :(

[super cool ski instructor]

;) :hug:

I'm just GLAD it's Friday!!!! :D As I'm sure you are too ;)

I'm ignoring Rick's comment!! :D


Yes, I leave work at 2 to go to the airport, and am landing in Virgina at 7 :dance:

[Fire Watch]

damnit

[super cool ski instructor]

Ski and I broke up :(

Yeah..."I Gotta Man..."

[Fire Watch]

whats your man got to do with this?

[super cool ski instructor]

whats your man got to do with this?

:))

"I got A Man..."

[Fire Watch]

I'm not trying to hear that see..

[jet]

I got a man too...but I think I need two :think: ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

"I Gotta Man..."


Okay, I don't remember anymore of the song after that.....

[super cool ski instructor]

I got a man too...but I think I need two :think: ;)

Sometimes I have problems with the one I have...let alone two!!

[jet]

Way to ruin my fantasy Ski with reasoning and logic :snooty: :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Way to ruin my fantasy Ski with reasoning and logic :snooty: :D

:))

I am having a difficult time convincing TC that I am going to kick his ass at Miniature Golf when we are on our trip...he just doesn't realize how good I really am!!!

[ThrowCop]

I got a boat.:silenced:


:angel:

[jet]

:))

I am having a difficult time convincing TC that I am going to kick his ass at Miniature Golf when we are on our trip...he just doesn't realize how good I really am!!!

He will very soon :D

[super cool ski instructor]

He will very soon :D


That is right...and I am taking a picture of the scorecards, and I will post them for all to see how TC got his rear end kicked by a girl :)) :))

[ThrowCop]

Sometimes I have problems with the one I have...let alone two!!:boohoo:

You think YOU'VE got problems?!?

[Arya]

I got a man too...but I think I need two :think: ;)

Aaaaah, every gal should have two good men; one on each arm :D

(and other things, but I won't elaborate ;) )

[super cool ski instructor]

:boohoo:

You think YOU'VE got problems?!?

I do not know what you are referring too......:neutral:

[ThrowCop]

Aaaaah, every gal should have two good men; one on each arm :D

(and other things, but I won't elaborate ;) )Carry on....

I'm listening...

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Arya]

Carry on....

I'm listening...

Hehheh

And why not? We deserve to be pampered, cared for, and treated like the goddesses that we are :D

(I'm still not elaborating about the "other" purpose of having two good men per one woman ;) )

[Fire Watch]

thank you

[ThrowCop]

Hehheh

And why not? We deserve to be pampered, cared for, and treated like the goddesses that we are :D

(I'm still not elaborating about the "other" purpose of having two good men per one woman ;) )dammit!

[Arya]

thank you

Why U thanking me? For not elaborating, or for wanting to be pampered like a goddess? ;)

[Fire Watch]

For not going into details..again...thank you

[Arya]

dammit!

Hehe

Did I ever mention that I'm a brat? :cool:

[Arya]

For not going into details..again...thank you

Wellcume :D

[ThrowCop]

For not going into details..again...thank youI think I saw the video. Kinda grainy, but still artsy.

[jet]

Aaaaah, every gal should have two good men; one on each arm :D

(and other things, but I won't elaborate ;) )


I need a maintenance man, a romantic man, a fighting man, and a cooking man...plus the two on my arm so I'm up to six now :))

[Arya]

I think I saw the video. Kinda grainy, but still artsy.

:eh:

Grainy or not, it's definitely better than Paris Hilton's sad excuse of one :hand:

:razz:

[Arya]

I need a maintenance man, a romantic man, a fighting man, and a cooking man...plus the two on my arm so I'm up to six now :))

So many men, so little time.

Pssst-what about the messuses'? ;)

[jet]

So many men, so little time.

Pssst-what about the messuses'? ;)

I filed that under romance :D

[super cool ski instructor]

I need a maintenance man, a romantic man, a fighting man, and a cooking man...plus the two on my arm so I'm up to six now :))

I have all of that in one man :D

[jet]

I have all of that in one man :D

Sure....one can say anything on the internet :rolleyes: ;)

[Arya]

I filed that under romance :D

hehe-I'd file that under pre-romance ;)

Or with all these men to handle, perhap that should be post-romance?

:think:

[ThrowCop]

I filed that under romance :DI was thinking more "maintenance", but I can see how you could file it under romance as well.. :)

[Arya]

Sure....one can say anything on the internet :rolleyes: ;)

LoL!!

[jet]

hehe-I'd file that under pre-romance ;)

Or with all these men to handle, perhap that should be post-romance?

:think:

:)) True yet again!

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay so here is my dilema everyone.....I am wearing a bra that is light blue, with turquois piping along the edges, and yellow and orange tropical flowers on it. Over it I am wearing a pink polo shirt...and I was just in the bathroom and realized I can see the turquois through my shirt :eek:

I am MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!

[Arya]

I was thinking more "maintenance", but I can see how you could file it under romance as well.. :)

Psst-refer to post# 11708

[Arya]

:)) True yet again!

:cool:

So many men, so little tyme :whistle:

[Arya]

Okay so here is my dilema everyone.....I am wearing a bra that is light blue, with turquois piping along the edges, and yellow and orange tropical flowers on it. Over it I am wearing a pink polo shirt...and I was just in the bathroom and realized I can see the turquois through my shirt :eek:

I am MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!

Can you go home to change, or get out of work for a "dr's appt" for an hour or two if you can't wait til lunch?

[super cool ski instructor]

Can you go home to change, or get out of work for a "dr's appt" for an hour or two if you can't wait til lunch?

Nope...home is 45 minutes away, and I am already leaving at 2 today.....I will just have to stay in my cube all day.

[jet]

Okay so here is my dilema everyone.....I am wearing a bra that is light blue, with turquois piping along the edges, and yellow and orange tropical flowers on it. Over it I am wearing a pink polo shirt...and I was just in the bathroom and realized I can see the turquois through my shirt :eek:

I am MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!

You just posted this in cyberspace and you are worried why? :think: ;)

Go buy a turquoise shirt......or throw on a jacket?

[jet]

:cool:

So many men, so little tyme :whistle:

That is exactly why we need so many!!! :angel:

[super cool ski instructor]

You just posted this in cyberspace and you are worried why? :think: ;)

Go buy a turquoise shirt......or throw on a jacket?

People in cyberspace cannot see my bra.

[Arya]

Nope...home is 45 minutes away, and I am already leaving at 2 today.....I will just have to stay in my cube all day.

And cross your arms over your chest whenever you have to speak to someone :D

Heck-that's better than having a skirt that unbenounced to you splits up the seam in the rear-exposing your bummy to the work world.... !

:doh:

[Arya]

That is exactly why we need so many!!! :angel:

Uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuhuhhuhuhhuh!

[super cool ski instructor]

And cross your arms over your chest whenever you have to speak to someone :D

Heck-that's better than having a skirt that unbenounced to you splits up the seam in the rear-exposing your bummy to the work world.... !

:doh:

Did that happen to you??? :eek:

[Fire Watch]

Okay so here is my dilema everyone.....I am wearing a bra that is light blue, with turquois piping along the edges, and yellow and orange tropical flowers on it. Over it I am wearing a pink polo shirt...and I was just in the bathroom and realized I can see the turquois through my shirt :eek:

I am MORTIFIED!!!!!!!!!
I need pics, and what does Mortis have to do with this?

[super cool ski instructor]

I need pics, and what does Mortis have to do with this?

:))

[Arya]

I need pics, and what does Mortis have to do with this?

:))

[ThrowCop]

People in cyberspace cannot see my bra.No, but thanks to that vivid description, we're all imagining it. :drool:

[Arya]

Did that happen to you??? :eek:

Yes it most certainly did.

And adding insult to injury-I have a habit of not wearing panties when I wear hose (the kind with the cotton crotch).... I "mooned" em fully, to my embareassment! :))

I can laudh it out now, but I was really shocked. Thank goodness one of my coworkers had a long sweater for me to wear over my outfit!

[super cool ski instructor]

Yes it most certainly did.

And adding insult to injury-I have a habit of not wearing panties when I wear hose (the kind with the cotton crotch).... I "mooned" em fully, to my embareassment! :))

I can laudh it out now, but I was really shocked. Thank goodness one of my coworkers had a long sweater for me to wear over my outfit!

OMG!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Yes it most certainly did.

And adding insult to injury-I have a habit of not wearing panties when I wear hose (the kind with the cotton crotch).... I "mooned" em fully, to my embareassment! :))

I can laudh it out now, but I was really shocked. Thank goodness one of my coworkers had a long sweater for me to wear over my outfit!
again..I need pics.

[Arya]

OMG!!!!!

LoL

I didn't get over the nickname "moonie" for ages! :))

[Arya]

again..I need pics.

Oh it was a Kodak moment I'm sure-

BUT (pun intended) it's one of those "you had to be there" kinda moments ;)

[Arya]

No, but thanks to that vivid description, we're all imagining it. :drool:

Ummm, not all of us TC ;)

[Fire Watch]

Ummm, not all of us TC ;)
You dont have to lie..you're among friends.

[Arya]

You dont have to lie..you're among friends.

I know, and I ain't lyin! :lol:

[ThrowCop]

Ummm, not all of us TC ;)Again... dammit! :D

[Arya]

Again... dammit! :D

Sowwy I keep giving you yet another reason to play the blues! Lol!!!

It's not on poypose!

[super cool ski instructor]

:eh:

[Arya]

:eh:

Oh k'mon Ski-like what guy doesn't want to see anudder goiyl think about his goiyl in "that" way?

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh k'mon Ski-like what guy doesn't want to see anudder goiyl think about his goiyl in "that" way?

Yeah, but I keep hoping that one day TC will pleasently suprise me. :D

[ThrowCop]

Yeah, but I keep hoping that one day TC will pleasently suprise me. :Dgood luck with that...

[Arya]

Yeah, but I keep hoping that one day TC will pleasently suprise me. :D

Like TC says, good luck w/ dat ;)

LoL!!!

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/GuitarKitten.gif

[super cool ski instructor]

ummm...okay :eh:

[ThrowCop]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Jambie.gif

[Fire Watch]

I remember that freak

[super cool ski instructor]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/Jambie.gif

:)) :)) :))

I loved him!!!!!!!!

[jet]

The bummer thing in all of this is that TC now knows what Ski is wearing....unless she runs home and changes before heading to the airport?

[super cool ski instructor]

The bummer thing in all of this is that TC now knows what Ski is wearing....unless she runs home and changes before heading to the airport?

Why bother changing...it won't be on that long anywyas once I get there :))


I'm KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!

[ThrowCop]

The bummer thing in all of this is that TC now knows what Ski is wearing....unless she runs home and changes before heading to the airport?:D

Not really a deal breaker

[ThrowCop]

Why bother changing...it won't be on that long anywyas once I get there :))


I'm KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!:neutral:

[jet]

Why bother changing...it won't be on that long anywyas once I get there :))


I'm KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking the same thing......:)) Best way to shop for lingerie....take it off the hanger and throw it on the floor....does it look good on the floor or not? If yes, buy..if no...keep shopping ;)

[jet]

:D

Not really a deal breaker

Always the eternal optomist :D

[super cool ski instructor]

I was thinking the same thing......:)) Best way to shop for lingerie....take it off the hanger and throw it on the floor....does it look good on the floor or not? If yes, buy..if no...keep shopping ;)

What a fabulous idea :D

[ThrowCop]

Always the eternal optomist :DThat's me! :lol:

[jet]

What a fabulous idea :D

Saves A LOT of time ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Saves A LOT of time ;)

But you know me...I will have to know the color of carpeting before hand, so I can pick out something that will match the color :D

[Mountain Soldier]

But you know me...I will have to know the color of carpeting before hand, so I can pick out something that will match the color :D

Think clean thoughts, think clean thoughts...

[jet]

But you know me...I will have to know the color of carpeting before hand, so I can pick out something that will match the color :D

Well, I guess you had better get some carpet remnants then....we wouldn't want you to be mismatched!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Well, I guess you had better get some carpet remnants then....we wouldn't want you to be mismatched!!!

Exactly :D

[Fire Watch]

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

[super cool ski instructor]

Think clean thoughts, think clean thoughts...

hmmm.......go right ahead, you wouldn't be talking about me then :D

[Fire Watch]

Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

[Fire Watch]

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

[Mountain Soldier]

Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

Don't have a cow man, the government is dealing with it!

[ThrowCop]

Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.Or just brand 'em. :)

[ThrowCop]

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.Okay, that's bookmarked!!! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Dude, Rick...this is TP...stop making us think so much!!!!!!

[jet]

Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

:)) :)) And well....the first human cow in politics....Hilary Clinton :think:

[jet]

Dude, Rick...this is TP...stop making us think so much!!!!!!

I tell ya...I want a steak taco now for lunch :confused:

[super cool ski instructor]

I tell ya...I want a steak taco now for lunch :confused:

Yummm.....I just want a steak...I don't care how it is prepared.....

[Remus Lupin]

Me want pancakes!

[super cool ski instructor]

Me want pancakes!

A huge peice of meat is better :D

[Mountain Soldier]

A huge peice of meat is better :D

Someone call me?

[ThrowCop]

A huge peice of meat is better :DAre you purposely trying to kill me?

[super cool ski instructor]

:)

[Fire Watch]

Yummm.....I just want a steak...I don't care how it is prepared.....
tube fashion?

[super cool ski instructor]

tube fashion?

what is that?

[Fire Watch]

You've never had a thick juicy tube steak?

[super cool ski instructor]

You've never had a thick juicy tube steak?

no...but it sounds scary

[ThrowCop]

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

no...but it sounds scary
I wouldnt know, I've never had one either.

[super cool ski instructor]

I wouldnt know, I've never had one either.

Okay, I know what it is now....I thought it was some fake steak on par with Spam or something :)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

Okay, I know what it is now....I thought it was some fake steak on par with Spam or something :)) :)) :))
Most women have a fake steak dont they?

[ThrowCop]

Okay, I know what it is now....I thought it was some fake steak on par with Spam or something :)) :)) :))UrbanDictionary.com is your friend. :))

[ThrowCop]

Most women have a fake steak dont they?You're thinking Polska Kielbasa

[super cool ski instructor]

Most women have a fake steak dont they?

Well, I know I do at least....

[Mountain Soldier]

Well, I know I do at least....

Would that be a fake "tube" steak? Kinky.

[Fire Watch]

sorry TC

[ThrowCop]

It hurts too

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[super cool ski instructor]

It hurts too

Dude, keep my fake steak the hell away from you!!!!!!

[ThrowCop]

It was an accident. I slipped in the shower...

[Fire Watch]

1 in a million chance Doc..

[Mountain Soldier]

It was an accident. I slipped in the shower...

Ooooh. Not a pleasant thought.

[super cool ski instructor]

It was an accident. I slipped in the shower...

OMG...did you hear that story about the guy in England who did that onto a plunger he was using as a stopper in the bethtub? :eek:

[ThrowCop]

1 in a million chance Doc..3rd time it's happened. Damn the luck!

[Mountain Soldier]

OMG...did you hear that story about the guy in England who did that onto a plunger he was using as a stopper in the bethtub? :eek:

Poor guy... to say the least. Violated by a plunger - that's gotta be more than just physical pain there...

[super cool ski instructor]

Poor guy... to say the least. Violated by a plunger - that's gotta be more than just physical pain there...

He had to call for his wife to come in, and help him get it out....she couldn't so they had to call the paramedics :eek:

[ThrowCop]

Couldn't they have just called the Roto-Rooter man?
http://octts.com/roto-rooter.jpg

[Fire Watch]

Couldn't they have just called the Roto-Rooter man?Or Yankee?

[ThrowCop]

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

OMG you guys :)) :)) :))

[jet]

I'm just quite pleased I know what tube steak is :D I seldom get what's posted on here and I actually got that one......

[Fire Watch]

OMG you guys :)) :)) :))
You're right...this would be more up Taters alley..pun definitely intended.

[ThrowCop]

You're right...this would be more up Taters alley..pun definitely intended.dark... dark alley...

:sick:

[jet]

You're right...this would be more up Taters alley..pun definitely intended.

You think he actually has room left?

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm just quite pleased I know what tube steak is :D I seldom get what's posted on here and I actually got that one......

Seriously, I thought it was some Military regulation meal for the men and women in combat :))

[Mountain Soldier]

I'm too new... I gotta hear about Tater now.

[Mountain Soldier]

Seriously, I thought it was some Military regulation meal for the men and women in combat :))

Only if they're desperate.

[jet]

Seriously, I thought it was some Military regulation meal for the men and women in combat :))

Oh...so many filling comments going on inside my brain right now...must resist.......:))

[super cool ski instructor]

Only if they're desperate.

Something you know alot about?:D

[Mountain Soldier]

Something you know alot about?:D

Over in Afghanistan, some of the girls did get desperate - Luckily I waited until our replacements came, then I had my fun - I was the envy of many guys, and I have a picture of her to prove it.

[super cool ski instructor]

Over in Afghanistan, some of the girls did get desperate - Luckily I waited until our replacements came, then I had my fun - I was the envy of many guys, and I have a picture of her to prove it.

ummm....hmmmm......errrr....okay..........:)

[Mountain Soldier]

ummm....hmmmm......errrr....okay..........:)

No tube steaks for me, thank you :D

[super cool ski instructor]

No tube steaks for me, thank you :D

sure, sure, sure :D

[Mountain Soldier]

sure, sure, sure :D

I haven't even slipped and landed on any fake ones yet, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[Remus Lupin]

I Love Lamp!!!!

[Fire Watch]

which end?

[Stuball]

I Love Lamp!!!!
Lamp Chops?
Leg Of Lamp?
Mary had a little Lamp?

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Arya]

Think clean thoughts, think clean thoughts...

Uuuuh, do they have to? :eh:

[Arya]

Lamp Chops?
Leg Of Lamp?
Mary had a little Lamp?

Lampshade upon one's head?

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

hmmm

[Stuball]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
YOu forgot the words again?

[goodlife]

Honey, I'm hoooome!

[gdoane]

Honey, I'm hoooome!

You gots some 'splaining to do!

[goodlife]

rut roh....what did I do now? :shifty:

[tha malcontent™]

rut roh....what did I do now? :shifty:

^The Mods don't Like me like they used to...

"They don't Send my Flowers... Anymore..."

:)

peace...

[Stuball]

Do they sing you love songs?

[Fire Watch]

they used to shave his ass for him

[gdoane]

they used to shave his ass for him

As a founding member of the Order of the Blue Flame, excess hair was never a challenge.

[Fire Watch]

nice...lol

[Stuball]

they used to shave his ass for him
Who does it now?

[Fire Watch]

Tater

[Stuball]

Im glad he found work

[Fire Watch]

It's a specialized field..he was sure to find an employer.

[Stuball]

It was his major at A S S U

[gdoane]

I've got to remember to read Rickalodeon AFTER Breakfast. :sick:

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Arya]

Ummmm, yea, interesting topic this morn Rick! :lol:

[goodlife]

Judging by some of the posts on this page, I'm so not going back and reading whatever I missed!

[Fire Watch]

You really should.

[goodlife]

I should? I think I'm skeeered!

[Fire Watch]

Whats life without risk?

[goodlife]

good point.

[Arya]

Judging by some of the posts on this page, I'm so not going back and reading whatever I missed!

U may not want 2 ;)

[Fire Watch]

chicken

[Mountain Soldier]

U may not want 2 ;)

Life's a garden, dig it.

[goodlife]

I'm such a ditz....I forgot to turn the water off last night going into the pool and I flooded my yard. :doh:

[goodlife]

U may not want 2 ;)


Who was being bad?

[Fire Watch]

I'm such a ditz....I forgot to turn the water off last night going into the pool and I flooded my yard. :doh:
Are the levies holding up?

[goodlife]

I'm not talking to you..... :snooty:

[Arya]

chicken

Not moi-just saving GL's breakfast tis all :hand:

:angel:

[Arya]

Who was being bad?

Not me this tyme! I was being a purrfect angel! And that is the truth! :D

[goodlife]

it was TC!!! HE was being bad....tsk tsk tsk

[gdoane]

I'm such a ditz....I forgot to turn the water off last night going into the pool and I flooded my yard. :doh:

Flooding is a violation. You're supposed to be setting a better example.

[goodlife]

:((
mean to me!

[tha malcontent™]

they used to shave his ass for him

^It's Disturbing that this was not Contradicted... ;)

:)

peace...

[goodlife]

^It's Disturbing that this was not Contradicted... ;)

:)

peace...

I agree....eeewwwww

[gdoane]

:((
mean to me!

Mean to YOU?? 100 Million Taxpayers paid for FEMA to go to Louisiana to clean up a flood and you leave the hose running and we're the mean ones?

Floods there cost a hundred billion dollars if they cost a penny and you're flooding your yard in a blonde moment. Sheesh!

[goodlife]

It was an ACCIDENT!
besides....look at the positives....me and my immediate neighbors don't have to run our sprinklers now.... :mrgreen:

[gdoane]

It was an ACCIDENT!

That's what Mrs. O'Leary said about her cow.

besides....look at the positives....me and my immediate neighbors don't have to run our sprinklers now.... :mrgreen:

That and Bucky won't even have to go all the way to the pool to smell like a wet dog.

[goodlife]

now you're getting it.....
I have to cut the yard with a push mower today! ugh.

[jet]

now you're getting it.....
I have to cut the yard with a push mower today! ugh.


How can you cut it if it's all wet.....I'd wait a few days. Or let your son do it :think: With an 18 y/o boy at home, why are you cutting the grass??

[Mountain Soldier]

How can you cut it if it's all wet.....I'd wait a few days. Or let your son do it :think: With an 18 y/o boy at home, why are you cutting the grass??

I used to cut grass before I joined the army - good money and I get play with my shirt off!

[goodlife]

I can cut the front yard...and maybe the back will be dry enough by tomorrow....*doh*
My son is going to take the riding lawnmower to Houma to the John Deere place to be fixed. it's about an hour and a half away. So he won't be home to do it. Besides, I like doing it. Normally...not so sure about this whole push mower thingy....lol

[gdoane]

now you're getting it.....
I have to cut the yard with a push mower today! ugh.

Is it a REALLY FOR REAL push mower like the old granpa one I got where there's no motor or are you cheating and calling a motorized mower a push mower?

[Mountain Soldier]

Is it a REALLY FOR REAL push mower like the old granpa one I got where there's no motor or are you cheating and calling a motorized mower a push mower?

I give her a ton of credit if it's an old-school push mower with the rotating blades and no motor!

[jet]

Well, as long as you like doing it...that's what matters. ;)

A riding lawn mower? You must have a large yard....

[jet]

I used to cut grass before I joined the army - good money and I get play with my shirt off!

Uh...Ski's not here this weekend :))

[Mountain Soldier]

Uh...Ski's not here this weekend :))

:)) She's actually out my way this weekend, in VA! But alas, no time to visit lil ol'MS.

[jet]

:)) She's actually out my way this weekend, in VA! But alas, no time to visit lil ol'MS.

Well, next trip the three of you will have to meet up for dinner ;) It's always fun meeting Hannity posters. :D

[gdoane]

Well, as long as you like doing it...that's what matters. ;)

A riding lawn mower? You must have a large yard....

More like she likes to ride. The yard isn't THAT big. A decent riding mower would be like ten minutes tops. I can't even imagine a riding lawnmower in her back yard. Between the trees, the pool and the dog kennel the mower would be doing more dodging than cutting.

[Fire Watch]

More like she likes to ride. The yard isn't THAT big. A decent riding mower would be like ten minutes tops. I can't even imagine a riding lawnmower in her back yard. Between the trees, the pool and the dog kennel the mower would be doing more dodging than cutting.
I can see using it in the front..and you're right about the back.

[goodlife]

I can see using it in the front..and you're right about the back.


Nope...ya'll are confused and have poor memories.
the backyard is bigger than you think and I've always cut both using a riding lawnmower and it takes a lot longer than ten minutes!

and Gene...do they still make those non motorized push mowers??
of course the push mower has a motor on it!! sheeeesh.