Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[darrkwolff]

Hey, separated at birth, I'm telling ya! :mrgreen:

...birth and time, that is..... :whistle:

[gdoane]

Hey, separated at birth, I'm telling ya! :mrgreen:

...birth and time, that is..... :whistle:

She'd have told me! Goodlife and I have known each other too long to keep secrets like that.

For example, here's a picture of Goodlife and I standing in front of Big Ben from our secret European vacation.

http://www.mindspring.com/%7Egdoane/_uimages/geneglbigben.jpg

She would have told me about any famous sisters she had on the flight to London, surely!

[darrkwolff]

You do realize now that your "secret European vacation" is no longer secret, right? :think:

[gdoane]

You do realize now that your "secret European vacation" is no longer secret, right? :think:

We've always got plausible deniability.

[snow96]

possibly..

This is why I love baseball.. http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=256356

Base ball . . . .
The ball leaves the pitcher's hand . . . .
it flies through the air . . . .
ball and bat make a connection .. . .
ball starts to fly toward the outfield . . .
runner starts toward first base . . .
outfielder starts to run . . .
ball is caught.

Now . . . the ball was HIT by the bat. It was not a foul ball.
In any normal reality that would be a HIT.
but we are talking baseball. Because it was caught AFTER it was HIT . . . no hit is recorded.

[Fire Watch]

are you trying to give me a headache?

[Fire Watch]

the countdown begins..

[Fire Watch]

13..

[gdoane]

are you trying to give me a headache?

I skipped a sea fishing trip because I heard I could get a Haddock doing it.

[goodlife]

huh?

[Fire Watch]

I skipped a sea fishing trip because I heard I could get a Haddock doing it.
*groan*

[snow96]

are you trying to give me a headache?

Who me?

[Fire Watch]

I dont remember..

9

[Fire Watch]

7....

[Fire Watch]

4

[goodlife]

GENE!! You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that secret trip!

[Fire Watch]

2..

[goodlife]

Yay Ricky...you're FINALLY going to make it!

[gdoane]

GENE!! You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that secret trip!

A little fairy dust and some happy thoughts, how can happy thoughts be a secret? At least we have all our clothes on in that picture, that's gotta be worth some points for discretion right?

[goodlife]

well....I suppose there is that..

[Fire Watch]

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[Jesso]

Congrats!

[Fire Watch]

grazie bella

[goodlife]

http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/3.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif,http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif



Niiiiice!!

[gdoane]

http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/3.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif,http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif


Man, I wish I had time to make 30,000 posts... Oh. Nevermind. :silenced:

[goodlife]

Hey...i'm only 10k behind.....

[Fire Watch]

Man, I wish I had time to make 30,000 posts... Oh. Nevermind. :silenced:
lol

[Fire Watch]

Hey...i'm only 10k behind.....
Or 1/3 of the way behind..whichever works better for you.

[goodlife]

Hey....I'm good huh......

[Fire Watch]

You started a firestorm in TTTM

[goodlife]

who....me??? :eek:



lol

[Fire Watch]

Oh yeah..the emails I've gotten..lol..not PM's, EMAILS..lmao

[goodlife]

interesting!

[Fire Watch]

and annoying.

[goodlife]

annoying?? lol

[goodlife]

Helllooooooo.....check your YIM.

[goodlife]

y'all be careful in the TTTM forum tonight....

Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.

ok that was funny.

[Rhonda]

Hey....I'm good huh......

yeah you are good:exclaim: ...that second one was post of the century:D

[Fire Watch]

wow..we passed the 11k mark and didnt even notice

[Gaby77]

Very good.

[Fire Watch]

that we didnt even notice?

[Gaby77]

No, not that.

[super cool ski instructor]

And Rick, you reached 30,000!!!!

[goodlife]

wow..we passed the 11k mark and didnt even notice


yikes...like over 400 posts ago!

[goodlife]

And Rick, you reached 30,000!!!!


but I hit 20k first....;)

[super cool ski instructor]

but I hit 20k first....;)

OMG...I didn't even see that!!!!!

Congrats GL!! ;)

[Gaby77]

What did you win GL?

[Fire Watch]

but I hit 20k first....;)
cheater

[Fire Watch]

http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/3.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif,http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif

It was quite an affair...P Diddy hosted the after party.

[gdoane]

cheater

You can't cheat when you can make the rules.

[Fire Watch]

You can't cheat when you can make the rules.
:boohoo:

[super cool ski instructor]

It was quite an affair...P Diddy hosted the after party.

I miss all the good stuff :(

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Gaby77]

There was good stuff in here?

[gdoane]

I miss all the good stuff :(

I'll try to save you some good stuff. This is Rickalodeon, there's good stuff all the time.

[Remus Lupin]

I'll try to save you some good stuff. This is Rickalodeon, there's good stuff all the time.

Amen!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

grazie

[goodlife]

cheater

Nerve!!

[goodlife]

What did you win GL?

still trying to figure that out!! :think:

[goodlife]

Hey Ricky...I'll blow the horn and wave tomorrow night when I'm passing through.....lol
Just pretend like you heard it and saw it.

[Gaby77]

still trying to figure that out!! :think:

hmmm

[Fire Watch]

pishaw

[gdoane]

Hey Ricky...I'll blow the horn and wave tomorrow night when I'm passing through.....lol
Just pretend like you heard it and saw it.

Remember, she's a blonde so if she waves the horn and blows tomorrow night when passing through, that's gotta be her.

[Fire Watch]

Remember, she's a blonde so if she waves the horn and blows tomorrow night when passing through, that's gotta be her.
I think I'm safe..she should be coming up 55N to I-20W...that junction is about 12 miles from my house..so I doubt I'll be in any serious danger.

But, she could take I-55N to exit 85, go east for 11 miles or so, take a right and go 1 mile and be at my house..

[Fire Watch]

I'm a bad bad man and posted a totally inappropriate joke.

[goodlife]

I'll try to save you some good stuff. This is Rickalodeon, there's good stuff all the time.

no doubt about that.

[Fire Watch]

did my joke get deleted?

[gdoane]

did my joke get deleted?

Unfortunately, no.

[super cool ski instructor]

what joke??????

[Gaby77]

We missed a joke?

[goodlife]

:eek:
LMAO
that is inappropriate for these boards, Ricky.

[Fire Watch]

:whistle:
that one..now there's twice as much of an opportunity to delete it

[Fire Watch]

:eek:
LMAO
that is inappropriate for these boards, Ricky.
You quoted it...ban yourself also.

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) :))

That is funny!!!!!!

[goodlife]

I think I'm safe..she should be coming up 55N to I-20W...that junction is about 12 miles from my house..so I doubt I'll be in any serious danger.

But, she could take I-55N to exit 85, go east for 11 miles or so, take a right and go 1 mile and be at my house..


HA!
Lucky for you I'm bad with directions....they're probably bogus directions anyway...LOL
Remember in N.O. you were fussing about the route I took to the french quarter!?! LOL

[ThrowCop]

You quoted it...ban yourself also.You are responsible for material you quote after all...

[Fire Watch]

HA!
Lucky for you I'm bad with directions....they're probably bogus directions anyway...LOL
Remember in N.O. you were fussing about the route I took to the french quarter!?! LOL
Yeah, I could link to the Google, Yahoo, and MapQuest maps, set off fireworks in my backyard, tie a 300ft long glow in the dark balloon to my roof with a 1/4 mile worth of rope, and still not have to worry.

[Fire Watch]

Have your bowels ever let loose for no apparent reason?

[gdoane]

Have your bowels ever let loose for no apparent reason?

I like consonants better because they're free. You have to buy a bowel.

[plsd2mechu]

A new resident of Rickalodeon........................

((SEE BELOW))


It's the fishes, I tell ya!!!

[Fire Watch]

Mine came with the body.

[Remus Lupin]

Oh good grief!

[plsd2mechu]

I can't get it to resize

[gdoane]

Mine came with the body.

Mine came with free gas.

[gdoane]

I can't get it to resize

You say that to all the boys?

[plsd2mechu]

You say that to all the boys?

Help me Gene!!!!

[plsd2mechu]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/plsd2mechu/NYmeet07May024.jpg

[goodlife]

geewiz....somebody resize the damned pic for her.

[Fire Watch]

A new resident of Rickalodeon........................

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f18/plsd2mechu/NYmeet07May025.jpg


It's the fishes, I tell ya!!!Thats awesome!!!

[plsd2mechu]

I did it!!!!!

I DID IT!!!!!

All by myself!!!!!

[goodlife]

did my joke get deleted?


It needs to be!!

[goodlife]

I did it!!!!!

I DID IT!!!!!

All by myself!!!!!


YEAH!!!!!
I'm so proud of you!!
:hug:

[Fire Watch]

You need to be

[goodlife]

You are responsible for material you quote after all...

hush you.

[goodlife]

You need to be

you are NOT nice to me!

[gdoane]

you are NOT nice to me!

If he ever is nice to you, be suspicious. Be very, very suspicious because you know he wants something then.

[goodlife]

good point, Gene...

[Fire Watch]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/FemmaPeel/CROCKSWIM.gif

[ThrowCop]

hush you.I'm gettin' pummeled today...

[goodlife]

:((

[ThrowCop]

:arrow:

[Fire Watch]

> that way?

[plsd2mechu]

GOD.........................

My room is a MESS!!!!!!

THAT'S why I can't have company Leigh.

TOLD YOU!!!!!!

[gdoane]

We had a world record broken last weekend here in Arizona.

Joey Chestnut, 23, broke the worlds record in a hot dog eating contest consuming 59.5 Hot Dogs with buns in 12 minutes at the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at Arizona Mills Mall on Saturday.

The prior record was 53.75 Hot Dogs in 12 Minutes.

For his valiant gastric prowess, the winner gets a year's supply of Hot Dogs, a free trip to New York City and a $250 gift certificate good at any store in Arizona Mills shopping mall.

So what's a year's supply worth of hot dogs to a guy who can down 60 franks a day? 365 days a year time 60 hot dogs a day... that's 21,900 hot dogs.

Pass the mustard and relish, please. :D

[plsd2mechu]

We had a world record broken last weekend here in Arizona.

Joey Chestnut, 23, broke the worlds record in a hot dog eating contest consuming 59.5 Hot Dogs with buns in 12 minutes at the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at Arizona Mills Mall on Saturday.

......................................

Yeah but what does he smell like?

[gdoane]

Yeah but what does he smell like?

Pepto-Bismol most likely.

[Fire Watch]

Chicken nuggets

[goodlife]

Hi everybody but Ricky.

[gdoane]

Chicken nuggets

Rooster nuggets are bigger.

[gdoane]

Hi everybody but Ricky.

I see the pillow talk avatar is back. I s'pose I should change mine too. Any suggestions?

[Fire Watch]

There's no Rick(y) here.

[gdoane]

There's no Rick(y) here.

What the heck are you complaining about??!!?? Her pet name for you ain't nothing compared to what *I* got saddled with! :eh:

[Fire Watch]

What the heck are you complaining about??!!?? Her pet name for you ain't nothing compared to what *I* got saddled with! :eh:
She saddled you?:neutral:

[plsd2mechu]

She saddled you?:neutral:

It was after you left........................

and it wasn't pretty:eek:

[gdoane]

She saddled you?:neutral:

She didn't even take the spurs off!

[jet]

I see the pillow talk avatar is back. I s'pose I should change mine too. Any suggestions?

That's been around for a few days now......:think:
Your mod powers are dwindling.....

[goodlife]

yeah RickY...would you rather be called weenie?
You two could switch for a while.

[gdoane]

yeah RickY...would you rather be called weenie?
You two could switch for a while.

What I don't get is how a guy who comes up with the name "Rickalodeon" is in any way touchy about adding anything to the end of his name.

[jet]

Little ricky, little weenie??

[Fire Watch]

Little ricky, little weenie??
There are pics around that prove that comparison false..

[plsd2mechu]

There are pics around that prove that comparison false..

I will NOT touch THAT with a "pole" of ANY size!!

[jet]

There are pics around that prove that comparison false..

Thank the good Lord my internet is filtered ;)

[jet]

I will NOT touch THAT with a "pole" of ANY size!!

If you have a pole, that raises a whole bunch of questions.

[goodlife]

I'm not touching THAT one.

[Fire Watch]

Only because I wont let you.

[gdoane]

There are pics around that prove that comparison false..

Why yes, there are. They can best be described as "Statuesque". :D

[jet]

Suggestive of a statue, as in proportion, grace, or dignity; stately.

Hmmm, I have several 3 inch statues in my home :think:

[Fire Watch]

Dont anger the Rick.

http://gif-man.com/comicgifs/venomchomp.gif

[Fire Watch]

http://www.gif-man.com/SouthParkGifs/cartmanrespauth.gif

[jet]

Speaking in third person why??? :D Oooh, just saw the southpark dude.....looks like fun ;)

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[jet]

So, pm me the pics please. Thanks a bunch :hug: :D

[Fire Watch]

what pics?

[jet]

Great...first third person speak and now complete memory lapse...I think you need to call 911 stat ;)

[Fire Watch]

No need...I know the dispatchers personally...and the EMT's..

[snow96]

No need...I know the dispatchers personally...and the EMT's..

Are your dispatchers like in our center. Officer calls in saying he isn't well, and we tell them "we've known that for some time."?

[Fire Watch]

Are your dispatchers like in our center. Officer calls in saying he isn't well, and we tell them "we've known that for some time."?
lol..yeah pretty much.

[gdoane]

Are your dispatchers like in our center. Officer calls in saying he isn't well, and we tell them "we've known that for some time."?

You could write a book about what dispatchers say. It's like they forget they've got a live microphone in front of their face. It doesn't take anything to key a dispatch console, the things are built for talking after all, and off-the-air commentary can easily be on the air by accident of a misplaced foot on a pedal.

[goodlife]

*yawn*

morning

[Fire Watch]

good morning

[super cool ski instructor]

Hiya everyone!

[Fire Watch]

hola

[Gaby77]

Good morning.

[Fire Watch]

grazie per la chiamata me amico

[jet]

We love you too, Rick.....that is what you said, right ;)

[Fire Watch]

umm...no

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173 KB Image. Over size limits. Deleted by Forum Moderator Gdoane.

[jet]

Bummer :frown:

[Fire Watch]

http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/51.gif

[jet]

Ahhhh, thank you :D

What's with toilet girl?

[Fire Watch]

she's getting ready for 2008

[jet]

She's a vewwwwwy wittle girl. She is wike a wittle statue ;)

[Fire Watch]

Statues are hot

[jet]

Well, she's probably pretty cool now after jumping into a toilet.....:think:

[Fire Watch]

crap..I gotta start looking closer at the properties of those pics.

[super cool ski instructor]

wth????????:eh:

[jet]

Usual insanity that is Rickalodean.......

[ThrowCop]

crap..I gotta start looking closer at the properties of those pics.You had one yesterday that was ~1300KB. The limit is ~32KB

I was wondering why the page was taking so long to load. :))

[Fire Watch]

are you on dialup?

[ThrowCop]

are you on dialup?Satellite. Almost as bad :lol:

[jet]

I'm on DSL and toilet girl took a wee bit of time to load...or unload....:D

[ThrowCop]

Booooooo.... hisss......



:lol:

[jet]

Well, it's all a crapshoot in TP anyway....I'll take what I can get ;)

[Fire Watch]

groan

[Fire Watch]

lol

[jet]

C'mon guys...don't be so poopy.... :))

[goodlife]

sigh

[Fire Watch]

why

[snow96]

No one in Rickyland since before noon????? Are you loosing your touch?

[Fire Watch]

@work

[gdoane]

I'm off all day tomorrow, no working for me. I'm gonna play me some video games!

[Fire Watch]

I'm off tomorrow until 6pm

[gdoane]

I'm off tomorrow until 6pm

Off work or off your rocker??

[Fire Watch]

both I'd say its safe to assume

[gdoane]

both I'd say its safe to assume

It's safe to say you'll be back on your rocker at 6PM tomorrow? :eh:

[Fire Watch]

well..maybe not

[goodlife]

I'm off all day tomorrow, no working for me. I'm gonna play me some video games!

You better play like a moderator and moderate!

[goodlife]

Finally made it to Ruston.
Ricky....I blew the horn and waved...didya see me?? ;) LOL

[Fire Watch]

nah, I was probably on the phone.

[Stuball]

Gooood Morning

[gdoane]

You better play like a moderator and moderate!

Who you calling a moderate?

I'm so conservative I don't even wear left shoes.

[Stuball]

Who you calling a moderate?

I'm so conservative I don't even wear left shoes.
He even refuses to make left turns

[jet]

Who you calling a moderate?

I'm so conservative I don't even wear left shoes.

Serious questions.....how did you end up with a liberal at one time? Did you compromise for love? Were you not always a conservative?
Thank you in advance for your responses :D

See, personally, I don't think people of opposing political views can really work out if both people take said views really seriously. Unless they really like to argue :think:

[gdoane]

Serious questions.....how did you end up with a liberal at one time? Did you compromise for love? Were you not always a conservative?
Thank you in advance for your responses :D

See, personally, I don't think people of opposing political views can really work out if both people take said views really seriously. Unless they really like to argue :think:

My parents are lifelong Republicans but never really talked much about politics because I was always too young to vote when I lived with them. I moved out of my parents house at 17 to join the Navy. I learned a lot about the world then, and a whole lot about people in the stressful situations of military life.

I was always a conservative, but not really conscious of it until I realized how destructive liberals were after learning more about the world.

[gdoane]

He even refuses to make left turns

There's a good reason why bad dancers are said to dance with two left feet, ya know.

[jet]

My parents are lifelong Republicans but never really talked much about politics because I was always too young to vote when I lived with them. I moved out of my parents house at 17 to join the Navy. I learned a lot about the world then, and a whole lot about people in the stressful situations of military life.

I was always a conservative, but not really conscious of it until I realized how destructive liberals were after learning more about the world.

OK..that makes perfect sense. So it didn't become important to you until you saw the negative aspects of the other side. The dark side so to speak.
Thanks for responding!!

Funny as my husband was a registered democrat when we were dating but a really strong evangelical Christian. Since our first year dating was an election year, it was a prime opportunity to educate him :D. He registered as a democrat as that's what his parents were. Well, he's a Republican now (although in California, that doesn't mean ****) ;)

[goodlife]

nah, I was probably on the phone.

well see if I ever wave at YOU again! :snooty:

[goodlife]

good morning everybody ELSE!

[Fire Watch]

You people better stop talking about serious **** in my thread.

[goodlife]

:rolleyes:

[jet]

How intolerant of you :))

[Stuball]

serious ****

[jet]

It was just a question!!!! Ok..two....well, a series but really, it's over.

Move along people :))

So stu...what's the love of your life story? Keep it real and serious ;)

[Fire Watch]

lol

[jet]

I already know your's Rick.....looked in the mirror one day and it was love at first sight ;)

So, how are things in RR land? Gearing up for a long night at work?

[gdoane]

You people better stop talking about serious **** in my thread.

So I'm supposed to talk about ridiculous?

Okay, so I go to lunch at a Chick-Fil-A in the Scottsdale 101 Mall Plaza, and there's like DOZENS of obviously pregnant women there in line. So I'm like thinking okay, this place serves chicken and ice cream, so that must be it.

They keep walking in though, it's like fertility on parade. 20-30 women in a family way and they keep pouring through the doors looking for lunch.

So I'm thinking that maybe it's the Mayo Clinic down the road, testing out the effects of fast-food poultry on gestation, a digestation gestation study of some sort.

I'm like freaking out here because there's a total crowd of pregnant women and I'm feeling like the potential target of a paternity suit by the end of my chicken sandwich when I see the answer leaving the place. There's a "Babies 'R Us" store right next door and it was attracting the moms-to-be along with their weird appetites.

The old saying is location, location, location for a business. If you're gonna sell fried chicken and ice cream for lunch, heck yes put it next to where expectant women shop. That right there is marketing genius on display.

[Stuball]

:eek: It was just a question!!!! Ok..two....well, a series but really, it's over.

Move along people :))

So stu...what's the love of your life story? Keep it real and serious ;)
How did I get in the middle of this ?:eek:

[jet]

:eek:
How did I get in the middle of this ?:eek:

Who is on the other side of ya? ;)

[Remus Lupin]

I love pizza!

[jet]

I love pizza!

Does lamp know about this? :think:

[Remus Lupin]

Does lamp know about this? :think:

Does it needs to know???

[jet]

Does it needs to know???

If you are a man of character, absolutely it needs to know!!!

[Remus Lupin]

If you are a man of character, absolutely it needs to know!!!

Sadly, your right!

[jet]

Sadly, your right!

I am a conservative female...I'm always right :D

Character is a great thing!!!

[ThrowCop]

I am a conservative female...I'm always right :D

Character is a great thing!!!The lamp will be forgiving

[jet]

The lamp will be forgiving

Tis a good lamp....

I've been forgiven a lot in my lifetime :))

[melinda]

I've been forgiven a lot in my lifetime :))

same here.

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

My parents are lifelong Republicans but never really talked much about politics because I was always too young to vote when I lived with them. I moved out of my parents house at 17 to join the Navy. I learned a lot about the world then, and a whole lot about people in the stressful situations of military life.

I was always a conservative, but not really conscious of it until I realized how destructive liberals were after learning more about the world.

My parents are also lifelong republicans & they started pumping their values in my brain early on ~ I even remember Rush being on in my mom's car after school from kindergarten on up ~ Then as a adolescent & already being the tomboy, rebel, head banger, skater I added liberal to the list, on politics I just had to go against them(for no good reason), I guess being a typical teenager(thinking you know all) I thank God the liberal part didn't last too long ~ The more realistically I thought about the issues I couldn't stand for the things the liberals/democrat party was about, no matter if I had to agree with my parents on some things & so I made my way back to the RIGHT side the republican party and been here ever since ;)

[jet]

same here.

Hey, welcome back world traveler :hug: Love the new avie!!!

[melinda]

Hey, welcome back world traveler :hug: Love the new avie!!!

thanks. know who it is?

[jet]

thanks. know who it is?

Marilyn Monroe?

[melinda]

Marilyn Monroe?

nope...Sylvia Plath.

[jet]

nope...Sylvia Plath.

Who is that?

[goodlife]

Mel....you're back home??

[Stuball]

I am a ........conservative.............. female...I'm always right :D

Character is a great thing!!!
The first part no way!!!! the second part
Yes .If I know whats good for me

[jet]

The first ........part no way!!!! the second part, yes, if I know whats good for me

Hmmm....let's see what I can do with yours......

Kind of like a bad break up line :think:

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[Stuball]

what?

[Fire Watch]

I dunno

[Stuball]

me either

[melinda]

Who is that?

author/poet....

[melinda]

Mel....you're back home??

yeah...I'm back. :D

[Stuball]

yeah...I'm back. :D
forgive me for asking Where did you go?

[melinda]

forgive me for asking Where did you go?

Hoedspruit, South Africa...glad you missed me. :))

[Stuball]

Hoedspruit, South Africa...glad you missed me. :))
so many women .............so little time:idea:

[goodlife]

*groan*

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Fire Watch]

why is Tink's right leg broken?

[goodlife]

her leg is not broken! shutup. big meanie.

[Fire Watch]

looks like it

[goodlife]

ask TC....maybe her boot is slipping off.

[Fire Watch]

broken leg

[Mountain Soldier]

Hi

[Fire Watch]

lol..welcome to the jungle.

[Mountain Soldier]

You have fun and games?

[Fire Watch]

Sometimes..

[Mountain Soldier]

I thought this was the thread of debauchery?

[Fire Watch]

it is usually..its kinda slow tonight..I think everyones on the 915

[Mountain Soldier]

And here I am with my beers, and no one to be naughty with

[Fire Watch]

Dude..I dont swing that way.

[Mountain Soldier]

I was talking about women, naturally... but the thought of that popping into your head makes wonder what kind of thread this is...

[Fire Watch]

I always wonder about newbies..especially those that are/were in the Army and bypassed the Corps.

[Mountain Soldier]

I had enough smarts to not go in the corps.

[goodlife]

You have fun and games?

but of course....this is Rickalodeon...we have anything and everything

[Mountain Soldier]

but of course....this is Rickalodeon...we have anything and everything

A scantily dressed fairy with a whip... now that's interesting.

[goodlife]

yes isn't it though?

[gdoane]

I always wonder about newbies..especially those that are/were in the Army and bypassed the Corps.

I was in the Navy. We call Marines "Cargo".

Going through Boot Camp was like walking to music for me... literally. I wound up in a marching band because I play a musical instrument, a trumpet, and brass bands and the military... well, you know. I never even made the connection until I answered the question about playing a musical instrument from the Chief and thought it was a weird question for to be asked but the Chief in charge got really happy when I said I could play the trumpet and did. He asked me to do scales and I ran through the Chromatic Scale, scale of C, scale of B-flat and then he took the horn away before I could finish the horn solo from "Lemon Tree". Meanie. I was doing good too, even though the mouthpiece on the horn was smaller than I was used to.

Anyway, I never did wash one dish or peel one potato. Eight years in the United States Military and I washed less dishes than anybody. I was a musician for pity's sake. I can't have my brass-playing fingers soiled with peeling a spud!

Too funny. I didn't plan it that way. I wasn't even going to tell them I played a musical instrument because even being able to read music is like a girly-man thing. I mean, you don't see Rambo grabbing up on any band instruments, right? So that's how I wound up in a boot camp marching band, and went through a kinder, gentler kind of boot camp. Sort of like Paris Hilton in jail but without the news reports.

What was really bizarre was my visit to Spain and they didn't know I spoke Spanish either. I hold a Top Secret security clearance, pass every background check they got, took lie detector tests and they put me in Spain, Malaga Spain and freak out when I start speaking Spanish with the natives after I've had six years of Spanish in school. I didn't tell 'em, I figured they'd have caught that.

So, after their jaws got picked up off the floor, my division officer asked me where I learned to speak Spanish and I told him "Phoenix, Arizona" which is about right because half this town speaks Spanish anyway and I'd have been fluent in the lingo even without the schooling.

It was actually a screwup, I should have played dumb because I got pulled from my duty section and stuck in a dress uniform as a translator for the ship visit formalities. I could have had a lot more fun if they didn't know and really, it wasn't my official duty that I'd signed up for. I was supposed to be a satcom technician working aerospace communications stuff. Not speaking spanish and playing brass instruments.

Heck, I could have joined a Mariachi Band instead of the U.S. Navy.

[melinda]

lol..welcome to the jungle.

that sounds like it could be a great song....:think:

[Mountain Soldier]

I was in the Navy. We call Marines "Cargo".

Going through Boot Camp was like walking to music for me... literally. I wound up in a marching band because I play a musical instrument, a trumpet, and brass bands and the military... well, you know. I never even made the connection until I answered the question about playing a musical instrument from the Chief and thought it was a weird question for to be asked but the Chief in charge got really happy when I said I could play the trumpet and did. He asked me to do scales and I ran through the Chromatic Scale, scale of C, scale of B-flat and then he took the horn away before I could finish the horn solo from "Lemon Tree". Meanie. I was doing good too, even though the mouthpiece on the horn was smaller than I was used to.

Anyway, I never did wash one dish or peel one potato. Eight years in the United States Military and I washed less dishes than anybody. I was a musician for pity's sake. I can't have my brass-playing fingers soiled with peeling a spud!

Too funny. I didn't plan it that way. I wasn't even going to tell them I played a musical instrument because even being able to read music is like a girly-man thing. I mean, you don't see Rambo grabbing up on any band instruments, right? So that's how I wound up in a boot camp marching band, and went through a kinder, gentler kind of boot camp. Sort of like Paris Hilton in jail but without the news reports.

What was really bizarre was my visit to Spain and they didn't know I spoke Spanish either. I hold a Top Secret security clearance, pass every background check they got, took lie detector tests and they put me in Spain, Malaga Spain and freak out when I start speaking Spanish with the natives after I've had six years of Spanish in school. I didn't tell 'em, I figured they'd have caught that.

So, after their jaws got picked up off the floor, my division officer asked me where I learned to speak Spanish and I told him "Phoenix, Arizona" which is about right because half this town speaks Spanish anyway and I'd have been fluent in the lingo even without the schooling.

It was actually a screwup, I should have played dumb because I got pulled from my duty section and stuck in a dress uniform as a translator for the ship visit formalities. I could have had a lot more fun if they didn't know and really, it wasn't my official duty that I'd signed up for. I was supposed to be a satcom technician working aerospace communications stuff. Not speaking spanish and playing brass instruments.

Heck, I could have joined a Mariachi Band instead of the U.S. Navy.

I joined the Army to learn a language - little did I know Korean was what I would be learning.

[gdoane]

I joined the Army to learn a language - little did I know Korean was what I would be learning.

I've got a friend who did that and he wound up learning Vietnamese. Funny how you can join the military and they'll teach you to talk the language of commie regimes.

[goodlife]

g'morning......have a good day everybody. I'll be back tonight.