Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[gdoane]

yeah, you're gonna have to take a number..

I haven't called it "taking a number" since I was a little kid. I'm all grown up now and can say bad words like poop.

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[goodlife]

:doh:

[darrkwolff]

Hee hee heeeee...Gene said "bad words". :razz: :lol:

[goodlife]

wish me luck on my project..

[Fire Watch]

good luck

[jet]

Have fun demolishing your yard, GL.

[Fire Watch]

lol..I have a feeling thats exactly what its going to turn into.

[tha malcontent™]

Noedolakcir

Ot

Emoclew...

:)

peace...

[darrkwolff]

Somebody has stepped through the Looking Glass.... :mrgreen:

[goodlife]

ok..I blew up the lawnmower. Smoke is pouring out of it profusely. :think:
This isn't going as well as I expected.

[tha malcontent™]

ok..I blew up the lawnmower. Smoke is pouring out of it profusely. :think:
This isn't going as well as I expected.

You didn't keep track of the Oil, did you?...

You're such a Chick.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[pryncessbrooke]

ok..I blew up the lawnmower. Smoke is pouring out of it profusely. :think:
This isn't going as well as I expected.

See that is the exact reason why my husband will not let me touch the lawnmower!!!!!!!! He thinks I'm either going to break it or kill myself!

[Fire Watch]

I'm off to a wedding..later all...

[tha malcontent™]

I'm off to a wedding..later all...

Try to Tounge Kiss the Bride at the Reception!...

Unless it's your Sister... THAT would be Wrong.

Note to Self: Don't Tounge Kiss Relatives at Weddings unless they are at least 2nd Cousins or In-Laws...

:)

peace...

[Remus Lupin]

I love lamp!

[jet]

Try to Tounge Kiss the Bride at the Reception!...

Unless it's your Sister... THAT would be Wrong.

Note to Self: Don't Tounge Kiss Relatives at Weddings unless they are at least 2nd Cousins or In-Laws...

:)

peace...

:eek: I think you spelled tongue incorrectly ...unless tounge is a method of kissing? :think:

[Remus Lupin]

Oh good grief!

[tha malcontent™]

:eek: I think you spelled tongue incorrectly ...unless tounge is a method of kissing? :think:

I aslo Speld Ablum, yes Ablum Wrongs many time.

On Poi-purse.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Oh good grief!

Charlie Brown's in the Hiz-ouse!

:)

peace...

[jet]

I aslo Speld Ablum, yes Ablum Wrongs many time.

On Poi-purse.

:)

peace...

Well, you are a learned man so I thought perhaps you knew of a method of kissing called tounge.....I was hoping for some enlightenment :razz:

[tha malcontent™]

Well, you are a learned man so I thought perhaps you knew of a method of kissing called tounge.....I was hoping for some enlightenment :razz:

Lear-ned... Lear-ned... Lear-ned...

Ned Lear Ford, Mercury and Lincoln Continental just off Highway 413 and Clarkson for all your Ford, Mercury and Lincoln Continental needs.

:)

peace...

[Remus Lupin]

Bump for finger food!

[jet]

Lear-ned... Lear-ned... Lear-ned...

Ned Lear Ford, Mercury and Lincoln Continental just off Highway 413 and Clarkson for all your Ford, Mercury and Lincoln Continental needs.

:)

peace...

Oh, I'm a Honda woman.....sorry :doh:

[Remus Lupin]

Oh, I'm a Honda woman.....sorry :doh:

I like Toyotas

[jet]

I like Toyotas

My husband used to have a Camry...nice car. I like my CR-V but wouldn't mind having a Rav-4 or a Land Rover.

[tha malcontent™]

I like Toyotas

You Like 'ems Tie-Oaties?...

Honda Rules... Get over it.

And don't even Think about Commenting on this Subject FAM!

:)

peace...

[Remus Lupin]

Land Rovers are pretty good from what I heard.

[tha malcontent™]

My husband used to have a Camry...nice car. I like my CR-V but wouldn't mind having a Rav-4 or a Land Rover.

If you Enjoy a Lack of Reliability and High Repair Costs, then I Certainly Suggest you "Invest" in a Land Rover.

:)

peace...

[gdoane]

My husband used to have a Camry...nice car. I like my CR-V but wouldn't mind having a Rav-4 or a Land Rover.

The Honda CR-V EX was the first Japanese vehicle to ever be named after a female body part.

[tha malcontent™]

The Honda CR-V EX was the first Japanese vehicle to ever be named after a female body part.

Get some soon Gene... ;)

:)

peace...

[goodlife]

whew....that was hard work!
Done for the day.

[goodlife]

I like GMC's/Chevy's.
American made baby.

[Fire Watch]

Pictures from the wedding tonight..

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/RLatthewedding.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/familyatthewedding.jpg

[goodlife]

nice!
Elizabeth looks like her usual lovely self, the kids are adorable as always...you...ehhh....so so. LOL


Home already?

[Fire Watch]

Yes, the kids were acting nuts

[goodlife]

Yes, the kids were acting nuts


lol....they're kids...they're supposed to!

[goodlife]

Ricky...did you see the pictures I posted in my project thread?
If you didn't...go see.

[Fire Watch]

k

[goodlife]

aren't those baby birds so cute?
I almost massacred them!

[goodlife]

I care!!!

[gdoane]

not that anyone cares...........but im going to jump in the shower and wash my hair.....

What did you do to get it dirty?

[jet]

The Honda CR-V EX was the first Japanese vehicle to ever be named after a female body part.

:)) :)) Does your mind ever shut off? By the way, CR-V stands for Civic Routine Vehicle (I think.....heck, you probably know ;) )

[darrkwolff]

The Honda CR-V EX was the first Japanese vehicle to ever be named after a female body part.


Good grief, Gene! Only you.... :))

[Fire Watch]

Pictures from the wedding tonight..

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/RLatthewedding.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/familyatthewedding.jpg
cuz it's my thread

[goodlife]

good enough reason for me!

[darrkwolff]

And I'm off to visit a lady friend in another town as well as visit a church that is a branch of the one that I am a member of. :cool:

[Fire Watch]

have a good time

[gdoane]

have a good time

It's a church. You're supposed to repent for your good times, not have them!

[Stuball]

It's a church. You're supposed to repent for your good times, not have them!
Maybe he meant with th lady firend:whistle:

[plsd2mechu]

Pictures from the wedding tonight..

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/RLatthewedding.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/familyatthewedding.jpg

GREAT PICS Rick!!!

You clean up quite well, my man.

Liz looks beautiful and the kids are adorable.

But you STILL have that "little badass" look lurking around the corners of your eyes.

Lord I PRAY for you both if any of those babies got your personality!!!

[ThrowCop]

ohh... festive:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/ColorShiftHat.gif

[Fire Watch]

GREAT PICS Rick!!!

You clean up quite well, my man.

Liz looks beautiful and the kids are adorable.

But you STILL have that "little badass" look lurking around the corners of your eyes.

Lord I PRAY for you both if any of those babies got your personality!!!
Like Popeye says baby..I'yam what I'yam and I'yaints no more..

[Stuball]

Like Popeye says baby..I'yam what I'yam and I'yaints no more..
You eat spinach?
This is NOT a call out thred

[plsd2mechu]

Like Popeye says baby..I'yam what I'yam and I'yaints no more..

I love yams.

[gdoane]

ohh... festive:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/ColorShiftHat.gif

There's an avatar that needs an epilepsy warning!

[Fire Watch]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

[ThrowCop]

Watch 'em drop like flies. :)

[Fire Watch]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[ThrowCop]

Another question NOT to ask at a job interview:

"I'm a manic-depressive. Will your health plan pay for my medication?"

[Stuball]

Another question NOT to ask at a job interview:

"I'm a manic-depressive. Will your health plan pay for my medication?"
Or I'm a schizophrenic are all my personalities covered under my health plan?

[gdoane]

Or "Do you make exceptions to your smoking policy to accommodate pyromaniacs under the Americans With Disabilities Act?"

[Fire Watch]

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

[Stuball]

From Annie Hall

Duane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/): Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Alvy Singer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/): Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

[gdoane]

Thanks to the latest advances in psychotherapy, the voices in my head have now upgraded to a voicemail system and I've been on hold for three days.

[Fire Watch]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

[Stuball]

Thanks to the latest advances in psychotherapy, the voices in my head have now upgraded to a voicemail system and I've been on hold for three days.
Your call is very important to us

[Stuball]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
and that was the Bowling team!!!

[ThrowCop]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[Fire Watch]

I hope I never do anything to bring shame on myself, my family or my other family.

[ThrowCop]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

[Fire Watch]

When I picked up the little dead mouse that my cat had killed, at first I felt sad. Then, I felt hungry. I forget what happened after that.

[ThrowCop]

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

[ThrowCop]

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

[ThrowCop]

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.

[gdoane]

When I was in Boy Scouts learning survival, I was told by the Scoutmaster to check and see if food is safe by watching if squirrels or rabbits eat it. I suggested we cut out the middleman in the deal and just eat the squirrels and rabbits. I didn't get a merit badge that day.

[Fire Watch]

When the tire blew out on Gary's car, he and Bob got out and fixed it. But, they had only driven a few miles when another tire blew out. "Well, I guess I'm the blowout king" said Gary. Bob tried to smile, but it was hard. He had always thought of himself as the blowout king.

[goodlife]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.


wth?

[goodlife]

You people are all weird!

[Fire Watch]

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

[goodlife]

I think we're back in "The Zone"

[goodlife]

Where's Mandi?
Maybe a few Mandisms will snap us out of it.

[gdoane]

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

I've got me one of those fly swatters from Harbor Freight Tools for $3 that has a bug zapper on it.

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=40122

That thing is BAD-ASS! I go around hunting for flies now. KA-ZAPPO!! He-he-hee!! It's like a big old fly TASER!!

Makes me wish I had a dog so the poop in the back yard would get me some more victims. I can't wait to take that sucker camping. :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

You dont really need a dog to have poop in your backyard...I'm just saying.

[gdoane]

You dont really need a dog to have poop in your backyard...I'm just saying.

Nice of you to volunteer but it's such a long drive... you really don't need to do that for me.

I'd do it myself but my poop don't stink.

[goodlife]

Nice of you to volunteer but it's such a long drive... you really don't need to do that for me.

I'd do it myself but my poop don't stink.


:eek:

[Remus Lupin]

You people are all weird!

And you are not?

[Remus Lupin]

Nice of you to volunteer but it's such a long drive... you really don't need to do that for me.

I'd do it myself but my poop don't stink.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[goodlife]

And you are not?


Of course not....I'm the only normal one here!

[Stuball]

Of course not....I'm the only normal one here!
Abby Normal?

[goodlife]

freaky normal!

[gdoane]

mandi is here.........

but just for a sec....cause mandi is going to buy beer and hang out w/ her buddies in the pool!


What kind of beer does a Vampire drink?

Bloodweiser, of course!

[Remus Lupin]

Hello guys.

[goodlife]

good one Gene....


Hi Remus...how are you today?

[Fire Watch]

huh?

[Fire Watch]

jiggawho?

[morticia_28_358]

jiggawho?

big pimpin'

[Fire Watch]

spending cheese..

[darrkwolff]

I like cheese. :)

[morticia_28_358]

i tell you what doesnt mix well........

fried gator and rum.....

i have felt like crap all afternoon

[Fire Watch]

who woulda thunk it?

[darrkwolff]

Somebody go feel Morticia...make sure she doesn't feel the way she says she does.... :think:

[gdoane]

I like cheese. :)

Americans got ripped off in cheese. Why couldn't we have a decent Cheese for American Cheese? The Swiss got a cool cheese, tastes good, has neat holes in it, they got a cool cheese and what are they? Switzerland! They make pocketknives and we're a superpower nation, but our cheese is the one that sucks.

Why can't we rename American cheese after a country that sucks like Iraq? Call it "Iraq Cheese". Then everybody knows it sucks and there's some truth in advertising. Then get a GOOD cheese like Colby and rename THAT one "American Cheese".

The worst cheese crime in America is Jack in the Box tacos. American Cheese on Tacos. Oh, the humanity! No wonder the Mexicans are crossing the border. They're not invading, they're just trying to save the reputation of Mexican Food from Jack in the Box!

[darrkwolff]

:)):)):))

[goodlife]

Gene's on a roll!!

[darrkwolff]

Gene's on a roll!!

Just call him buttah! :D

[goodlife]

mousse for your face feels good.

[goodlife]

Just call him buttah! :D


HAHAHA
that was clever!

[Fire Watch]

I think I'll pass.

[goodlife]

pppffffttt......to the both of you!

[morticia_28_358]

pppffffttt......to the both of you!

i told you i had uncontrollable bouts of smart-ass today!

[darrkwolff]

mousse for your face feels good.

Chocolate? :drool:

HAHAHA
that was clever!

Thanks. I do try. ;)

...or at least that's what momma tells me every now and then.... :whistle:

[goodlife]

my face feels so soft!
Don't dis the face mousse!

[myboyzdad]

Oh Lord evil thoughts :))

[gdoane]

my face feels so soft!
Don't dis the face mousse!

Do they make mousse shaving cream?

If so, how many people does it take to hold down the mousse while you shave it?

[goodlife]

nerdvert!

[goodlife]

it's deep penetrating too!

[myboyzdad]

"that's what she said" :))

[darrkwolff]

Oh Lord evil thoughts :))

I wasn't going to say anything.... :whistle::angel:

[snow96]

it's deep penetrating too!

Every just walk away from this slowly, and without saying anything :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, that was a softball..

[gdoane]

yeah, that was a softball..

Put Mousse on it and you'll have a softer ball.

[Fire Watch]

good possibility

[darrkwolff]

my face feels so soft!
Don't dis the face mousse!

Oh Lord evil thoughts :))

it's deep penetrating too!

Every just walk away from this slowly, and without saying anything :twisted:

Too...many...jokes........must resist..... :))

[goodlife]

morning people of Rickalodeon!

[Fire Watch]

Hola chickalodeon

[plsd2mechu]

I don't care WHAT my kids say..............................

Potato Chips do NOT make a good breakfast.

I feel sick!

[plsd2mechu]

***?????????????????????

A deep, penetrating MOOSE?????????????????????

[goodlife]

I don't care WHAT my kids say..............................

Potato Chips do NOT make a good breakfast.

I feel sick!

If you don't get on yahoo in the next ten seconds I'm gonna......well.....I'm gonna ....uhh...well...you're gonna miss out!

[darrkwolff]

I don't care WHAT my kids say..............................

Potato Chips do NOT make a good breakfast.

I feel sick!

What were they thinking??? :eek:

Everybody knows that a good breakfast is actually cold pizza and Diet Coke. :D

[darrkwolff]

***?????????????????????

A deep, penetrating MOOSE?????????????????????

Yeah...uh....don't ask.... :shifty:

[morticia_28_358]

***?????????????????????

A deep, penetrating MOOSE?????????????????????

my new sig line :))

[gdoane]

What were they thinking??? :eek:

Everybody knows that a good breakfast is actually cold pizza and Diet Coke. :D

Cosby had it right with Chocolate Cake. There's eggs in chocolate cake. Eggs for breakfast, and milk in chocolate cake! Milk and Eggs for breakfast, and flour, that's wheat! Wheat and eggs and milk! THE PERFECT BREAKFAST!!

[darrkwolff]

Cosby had it right with Chocolate Cake. There's eggs in chocolate cake. Eggs for breakfast, and milk in chocolate cake! Milk and Eggs for breakfast, and flour, that's wheat! Wheat and eggs and milk! THE PERFECT BREAKFAST!!


Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!

:dance:

[goodlife]

ya'll leave my deep penetrating mousse alone!
You should all get some.

[gdoane]

ya'll leave my deep penetrating mousse alone!
You should all get some.

Mousse is a French word meaning "froth" or "foam".

Therefore, you had foam on your face.

Foaming face is a symptom of rabies.

So, you're saying we should all get French Rabies? :snooty:

[goodlife]

French rabies would never survive...it would surrender and die out.

[goodlife]

ty Mandi!
Occasionally I can pull one out. lol

[darrkwolff]

ya'll leave my deep penetrating mousse alone!
You should all get some.

...Occasionally I can pull one out. lol

Stop it!!! You're killing me here!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/36_12_6.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/rofl.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/nnf_rotfl.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/thROTFLMAO.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/icon_rofl.gif:)):lol:

[goodlife]

you people............................................ .....................................

[Fire Watch]

I may hit 29,000 today..

[goodlife]

I may hit 29,000 today..

I think you probably will.

[Fire Watch]

if it stays slow here at work I may...

[goodlife]

I'll be playing with the bushes.....

[darrkwolff]

I'll be playing with the bushes.....


:whistle:

[gdoane]

I'll be playing with the bushes.....

I've beaten around those a few times myself.

[Fire Watch]

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

[Fire Watch]

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and
looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years
later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their
deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So.
What did you think?"

[gdoane]

A barbershop had the fortune to have both Bill Clinton and W. Bush for customers, but the misfortune to have them arrive at the same time. The barbers carefully kept the men apart so they wouldn't see each other and start a political debate interrupting their business.

After the haircut, Clinton's barber asked "Would you like a dash of aftershave, Mr. President?" to which Bill Clinton replied "Oh, no thanks, I don't want to go home to my wife smelling like a French Whorehouse with my reputation, hehe... no."

W. Bush overheard this and said "I'll take it. My wife doesn't know what a French Whorehouse smells like."

[goodlife]

lol


37 posts to go Ricky

[goodlife]

Taking a break from the bushes to fix some lunch.
I love cucumbers.

[Fire Watch]

I bet you do.

[goodlife]

hmmmm

[ThrowCop]

I love cucumbers.My cucumber's bigger than that...

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/otter_1.jpg

[goodlife]

:eek:

[gdoane]

Taking a break from the bushes to fix some lunch.
I love cucumbers.

Pepsi is introducing a Cucumber-flavored soda this summer called "Pepsi Ice Cucumber". http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1812?

It hits shelves in Japan on June 12th.

[goodlife]

now that just sounds gross!

[soupdragon]

Backwards,forwards a small laugh and titter here and there! I'm very fed up but I shan't bore with the details as they are all of my making! Hey ho

[Fire Watch]

lol..ok

[gdoane]

now that just sounds gross!

Doesn't hold the record for the grossest cola though. That award would have to go to Steve Martin in his 1981 special "All Commercials" which featured a drink called "Okra Cola".

Yummy.

[soupdragon]

I think I hate people, no matter how rational or nice,there is no excuse for hitting you because "they" are ****ed off

[darrkwolff]

I think I hate people, no matter how rational or nice,there is no excuse for hitting you because "they" are ****ed off

:hug:

[soupdragon]

Aw baby :hug: Things here were a bit more heated. Been hit twice by a man and left and now verball abusive is much more nasty, even pretending to hit me made me flinch

[darrkwolff]

Aw baby :hug: Things here were a bit more heated. Been hit twice by a man and left and now verball abusive is much more nasty, even pretending to hit me made me flinch

Okay, that's not cool for him to do that, even playing around. :snooty:

Just shows what a little man he is.

[soupdragon]

I'm thinking of my options, but with 3 kids and took them away from a similar situation Being called nasty names constantly is worse than a punch. He's asleep and snoring and I wanna kill him,but I won't :question:

[darrkwolff]

I'm thinking of my options, but with 3 kids and took them away from a similar situation Being called nasty names constantly is worse than a punch. He's asleep and snoring and I wanna kill him,but I won't :question:

Emotional and mental abuse far outlasts physical abuse in terms of scars remaining.

No...don't kill him. He's not worth it. But then, I'm sure that you know that.

Superglue, however..... :think:

:whistle:

[soupdragon]

Superglue his nuts to the bed :)) ......his fist will not be able to reach me then...I like :))

[darrkwolff]

I didn't say nuffin'. :whistle: :angel:

[soupdragon]

I've got 2 black arms ( due to fat, and my skin bleeds easily ) punch him,punch him,he's asleep :razz: .................What to do in the morning though?????????!!

[darrkwolff]

I've got 2 black arms ( due to fat, and my skin bleeds easily ) punch him,punch him,he's asleep :razz: .................What to do in the morning though?????????!!

Just got a suggestion to superglue his booty cheeks together and then feed him some Ex-Lax cake! :))

[gdoane]

Good gravy! I clicked on Rickalodeon and got Lorena Bobbitt's diary?

[soupdragon]

Good gravy! I clicked on Rickalodeon and got Lorena Bobbitt's diary?

Maybe you can give me tip or 2 on how to disagree without a punch :razz:

[morticia_28_358]

Good gravy! I clicked on Rickalodeon and got Lorena Bobbitt's diary?

chopping it off is too easy........

ya gotta make the dood suffer..........you know...........like.......take him to the train trussel @ the swamp...........tie a few cinderblocks to his.....ahem....and throw the blocks over......

preferably you have a trussel going thru the swamp.......so he'll have to fight gators and water moccasins :))

or you can nail it to a stump.........then set the stump on fire.....then watch him run :))

[EnchantedFrog]

Doesn't hold the record for the grossest cola though. That award would have to go to Steve Martin in his 1981 special "All Commercials" which featured a drink called "Okra Cola".

Yummy.
Gene, are you old enough to remember "Pomac"? (think it was made by Dr.Pepper back in the 60's) The soda with "the taste of cognac."

I think it could give Okra Cola a run for the prize.

[gdoane]

Gene, are you old enough to remember "Pomac"? (think it was made by Dr.Pepper back in the 60's) The soda with "the taste of cognac."

I think it could give Okra Cola a run for the prize.

I don't remember that one. I was born in 1964 and spent most of the 1960's in Kansas. Wichita is hardly famed for trend-setting.

[plsd2mechu]

chopping it off is too easy........

ya gotta make the dood suffer..........you know...........like.......take him to the train trussel @ the swamp...........tie a few cinderblocks to his.....ahem....and throw the blocks over......

preferably you have a trussel going thru the swamp.......so he'll have to fight gators and water moccasins :))

or you can nail it to a stump.........then set the stump on fire.....then watch him run :))

Girl please........................

That's just WAAAAY too much work!!!!

Do like my neighbor...........................

Old girl crazy glued her husbands penis to his belly while he slept after she found out he was "creepin'"

He called her fifty-'leven kinds of bitches when they wheeled his ass into the ambulance.

I turned to hubby and said..................................

"Take NOTE ************!"

[gdoane]

Maybe you can give me tip or 2 on how to disagree without a punch :razz:

At least max out his credit cards before you tell him you're gonna leave.

[plsd2mechu]

At least max out his credit cards before you tell him you're gonna leave.

I LOVE the way your mind works baby!!!

[darrkwolff]

where the hell is leigh....

probably out trying to wrangle that deep penetrating moose


:eek:

[Fire Watch]

boil a pot of rice..then throw it in his face while he's sleeping.

[goodlife]

I'm here...all moussed and greased up and nursing my myriad of wounds....sigh

[Fire Watch]

yeah...thats a pretty thought

[gdoane]

oh dammit....leigh's learned a new word...lol

The word "Myriad" is French in origin as well, as the etymology traces to the 16th Century and the Middle French word myriade, which translates to "ten thousand".

That Pixie has been speaking a lot of French lately. I think her Deep Penetrating Moose has been spending a lot of time in Canada.

[goodlife]

Hey....I got in a fight with massive thorny vines out to get me.....
I'm ok.....I've managed to stop the bleeding.
and the vines are dead!

[darrkwolff]

All hail the vine slayer! :clap: :D

[Fire Watch]

29,000

[Gaby77]

29,000

Okay.

[Fire Watch]

that was my 29,000th post..

[goodlife]

yippee

[Fire Watch]

eh..

[Gaby77]

that was my 29,000th post..

Congratulations? :eh:

[goodlife]

uh...

[Fire Watch]

you're a slacker Leigh..

[Gaby77]

you're a slacker Leigh..

Cause she has more of a life than you do?

[Fire Watch]

Insults from the peanut gallery aren't necessary.

[darrkwolff]

I just feel da love! :hug:

[gdoane]

I bet I make it to 30k before you make it to 20k...ready go.

Can I bet money on that?

[Gaby77]

Insults from the peanut gallery aren't necessary.

Insult?

[Fire Watch]

Can I bet money on that?
No..you're the house..

[gdoane]

No..you're the house..

That's okay, I'll play for fun then.

Oh, look. She beat ya already. How'd that happen?

[Fire Watch]

good question

[goodlife]

you're a slacker Leigh..


yeah yeah yeah...whatever.
you will see.

[Fire Watch]

Check your post count Leigh

[goodlife]

now now weenie...I can beat him fair and square.

[gdoane]

now now weenie...I can beat him fair and square.

Aaaw, C'mon! If ya got it, flaunt it!

[Fire Watch]

now now weenie...I can beat him fair and square.
nah...I've worked 14 out of the last 16 days..at least 12 hrs a day..I have the next 2 days off..then have to work 2 nights in a row...it's all over if you play fair.

[goodlife]

that might skeeeeer some people!

[Fire Watch]

I notice you havent changed you count back yet...big talker.

[goodlife]

nah...I've worked 14 out of the last 16 days..at least 12 hrs a day..I have the next 2 days off..then have to work 2 nights in a row...it's all over if you play fair.


so that means you won't be around as much the next two days....you've got twice as many posts as me to make it!

[goodlife]

I notice you havent changed you count back yet...big talker.

WHO is the big talker?

[goodlife]

I notice you havent changed you count back yet...big talker.

I didn't change it the first time! :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

so that means you won't be around as much the next two days....you've got twice as many posts as me to make it!
No, that means I'll be making up for lost time in the next 2 days and nights...living on the computer.

[goodlife]

DAYUM!! Mandi's been posting a lot lately!!

[Fire Watch]

I'm 1/50th of the way there already..

[goodlife]

and I'll be at work the rest of the week and my family is leaving tomorrow night leaving me allllll by myself with nothing to do but beat you.

[Fire Watch]

The line for those that want to beat me begins in the puppet thread.

[goodlife]

I don't do puppets.

[Fire Watch]

1/40th of the way there.

[goodlife]

c'mon weenie...fix it back.
I'm gonna beat him fair and square.

[Fire Watch]

You fix it...Mrs. Moderator.

[goodlife]

what did he do? add 10K?

[Fire Watch]

yes silly

[goodlife]

so now I have to take time away from posting to fix it?

[Fire Watch]

I hate it for you. It's ok though. Rick's Wife is telling me to come to bed....nite nite

[gdoane]

c'mon weenie...fix it back.
I'm gonna beat him fair and square.

Okay, I'll fix it.

Ingrate. :snooty:

[goodlife]

I hate it for you. It's ok though. Rick's Wife is telling me to come to bed....nite nite


lucky break for me!

[Fire Watch]

Okay, I'll fix it.

Ingrate. :snooty:
Just like a woman isnt it?

[goodlife]

Okay, I'll fix it.

Ingrate. :snooty:

I'm not an ingrate!!
I've just got mad competitive skills.

[Gaby77]

You better win this GL!

[gdoane]

Just like a woman isnt it?

She's probably holding out for Diamonds.

[darrkwolff]

Maybe there should be a wager of some sort. :think:

:whistle:

[goodlife]

I don't need diamonds....

[goodlife]

soup.....are you ok?

[goodlife]

GENE!! What did you do to my post count now?
I seem to be losing posts....HMMM

[Gaby77]

Conspiracy?

[goodlife]

lemme see

[darrkwolff]

Oppression from da white man, I tells ya! :eek:

[Gaby77]

Oppression from da white man, I tells ya! :eek:

:think:

[gdoane]

GENE!! What did you do to my post count now?
I seem to be losing posts....HMMM

I just changed the 29 back to a 19. I didn't even touch the hundreds digits.

[darrkwolff]

Oppression from da white man, I tells ya! :eek:

:think:


What? :whistle:

[Gaby77]

What? :whistle:

Nothing.

[darrkwolff]

Nothing.


:mrgreen:

[Ardathair]

I don't need diamonds....

No woman NEEDS Diamonds, but watch their eyes sparkle whhen you give them one. (or dim if they don't see one for too long)

[goodlife]

nah...I'm not so shallow. Are they nice to have? Sure..but there are many things I would rather have!

[goodlife]

Gaby....how is the little bambino?

[darrkwolff]

nah...I'm not so shallow. Are they nice to have? Sure..but there are many things I would rather have!

...like a deep penetrating mousse... :whistle:

[Fire Watch]

I'm out..g'nite

[goodlife]

you said that already!

[goodlife]

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