Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Cowgirl Up!]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Elizabethwright.jpg

My wife's new "peace through superior firepower" shirt.

Pretty lady, Rick. How'd you get so lucky? :mrgreen: :whistle:

[DiveCon]

Easy DC. She's a classy woman, a good mother and heck she has to put up with rick!!!i ask because it could just be the pic on the website that sells the shirt
and he hasnt clarified
lol

[melewis]

i ask because it could just be the pic on the website that sells the shirt
and he hasnt clarified
lol
True! His wording leads you to believe that's his wife. But then you have to realize how could rick get such a pretty wife. Hmmmm. Meditate on this I will.

[Fire Watch]

No..the shirt is hers..not the pic...she found it and ordered it online when she was in here a while ago...besides..she is much better looking than that.

[melewis]

Yes...after much meditation I have come to the conclusion that the shirt is hers..not the pic...she found it and ordered it online when she was in here a while ago...besides..she is much better looking than that.

Hope that helps all of you!

[Fire Watch]

The real Mrs. Recon...on the left is my wife Elizabeth..on the right is her sister Kristen. For those of you that werent aware of it, this was a joke.:wall:

[melewis]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/ELizabeth_and_Kristen2.jpg

The real Mrs. Recon...on the left is my wife Elizabeth..on the right is her sister Kristen.
Why would anyone want to drink water out of a budweiser cup? Hmmmmm. Meditate on this I will. :think:

[DiveCon]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/ELizabeth_and_Kristen2.jpg

The real Mrs. Recon...on the left is my wife Elizabeth..on the right is her sister Kristen.TWINS??????

[Fire Watch]

lol..no.18 months..or 17??? apart.

[DiveCon]

lol..no.18 months..or 17??? apart.still, this makes one ponder why you spend so much time on here and so little with your wife
;)

[Fire Watch]

I'm at work..you will notice that I never get online when at home...I'm saying no more...lol..she comes by here quite a bit too...she actually posted on the previous page..right after "correcting" my attitude...

[DiveCon]

I'm at work..you will notice that I never get online when at home...I'm saying no more...lol..she comes by here quite a bit too...she actually posted on the previous page..right after "correcting" my attitude...

yeah but your at work 14 hours a day
LOL
at least it seems like it

[Fire Watch]

pretty close to it..if you knew her shopping habits..things would be much clearer

[melewis]

TWINS??????
Hmmmm. Doesn't look like Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito. Meditate on this I will!

[Fire Watch]

They dont look that similar really...it's just the pic.

[Venethia xe bela]

Is the one on the right still single? ;) :D

[Fire Watch]

lol...no...married and pregnant actually

[melewis]

Is the one on the right still single? ;) :D
Now before you really persue this question any further do you realize the family you would be marrying into??? :eek: Her brother-in-law is a naked teddy bear dancer!! :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

But a former Marine...so it's quite alright..and would be private if people would KNOCK 1st

[melewis]

But a former Marine...so it's quite alright..and would be private if people would KNOCK 1st
:whistle:

[Fire Watch]

that better be the Marine's Hymn youre whistling

[melewis]

that better be the Marine's Hymn youre whistling
From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in ev'ry clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job--
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

OOOH-RAH DEVIL DOG!!!!!

[Venethia xe bela]

lol...no...married and pregnant actuallyJust as well, I hadn't considered Melewis' suggestion yet! :eek:

;) :D

[Fire Watch]

but she has an even younger sister..19..single..in law school NOTRE DAME!!!!!!! my favorite school..and she's pretty as well..dunno what she would think about a guy using a female nomiker and avatar though.

[DiveCon]

but she has an even younger sister..19..single..in law school NOTRE DAME!!!!!!! my favorite school..and she's pretty as well..dunno what she would think about a guy using a female nomiker and avatar though.

he could ask the mods to change it for him
to a more manly name
lol

[Fire Watch]

that...and the avatar of a *****cat with wings...kinda strange..

[Venethia xe bela]

but she has an even younger sister..19..single..in law school NOTRE DAME!!!!!!! my favorite school..and she's pretty as well..dunno what she would think about a guy using a female nomiker and avatar though.:)) FEMALE NAME???

*sigh* The uneducated abound.... ;)

Venethia --> Venet
Venezia --> Italiano
Venice --> Engrish ;)

The name isn't all that creative really. (:eek: Catrina will hunt me down for saying that!!) In Italian it is "Venezia è bella." Which even Rick should recognize as "Venice is beautiful."

And HEY! What's manlier than an angelic lion ... with wings? :confused: :think: :))

19? Che peccato. Troppo giovane! :D

[Fire Watch]

but it just looks feminine....bella??? come on..I'll change mine to Rick is beautiful...

[Venethia xe bela]

but it just looks feminine....bella??? come on..I'll change mine to Rick is beautiful...

Well, it is hard to get away from the fact that a GIRL made it... :)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

and we all thought you to be a female until you "claimed" otherwise...still kinda suspicious though

[Venethia xe bela]

and we all thought you to be a female until you "claimed" otherwise...still kinda suspicious thoughWell technically you could still be a balding fat guy in a dark room with no windows somewhere... ;) Such are the perils of communicating online! ;) :))

[melewis]

Well technically you could still be a balding fat guy in a dark room with no windows somewhere... ;) Such are the perils of communicating online! ;) :))
And that picture of his "wife and her sister" yeah right!! LOL. J/K!!

[Fire Watch]

lol..you guys got me...I look like Michael Moore..but completely bald..my wife resembles Jabba the hut on a bad day...

[Venethia xe bela]

lol..you guys got me...I look like Michael Moore..but completely bald..my wife resembles Jabba the hut on a bad day...:eek:

:)) :)) :))

[Teenager]

Hey Recon. In response to your original post in this thread. . .






























http://www.humnet.ucla.edu/humnet/folklore/folk15/Kathleen%20Pingol/Images/big-l.jpg


:)) :))

[Dancer]

lol..you guys got me...I look like Michael Moore..but completely bald..my wife resembles Jabba the hut on a bad day...
Jabba the Hutt had a good day?

and your wife must not be around, because being compared to Jabba the Hutt would get you in the doghouse for sure!

[Venethia xe bela]

Jabba the Hutt had a good day?

and your wife must not be around, because being compared to Jabba the Hutt would get you in the doghouse for sure!He's definitely sleeping in the doghouse for a few weeks that's for sure! ;) :D

[Cowgirl Up!]

Dog house? If he's lucky.

[melewis]

I thought this topic WAS the doghouse! :rolleyes:

[Dancer]

Only if you really ate his dog...lol

[melewis]

Only if you really ate his dog...lol
LOL!!! Hey, that's a very nice avatar Dancer. (That's all I'm going to say about it cuz I don't want to have the "pink cape" show up again.):redface:

[Fire Watch]

get out...all of you...

[Dancer]

Nope, I am busy strangling a Hutt over here.


Ooooo, I think that might leave a stain... :think:

[Fire Watch]

I gotta get these locks changed

[Teenager]

Dancer, I liked the pink cape better. . .

[melewis]

Hey look everybody! I'm dragging in mud that are stuck on my shoes!! Look, I'm making tracks. Let's play follow the leader!!! Woo-hoo.

[melewis]

Dancer, I liked the pink cape better. . .
Yeah like Rick said, "GET OUT [TEENAGER]!!!!!!!!!"

[Fire Watch]

I'm warning you....I had mexican for dinner last night...and am feeling the effects today

[melewis]

I'm warning you....I had mexican for dinner last night...and am feeling the effects today
And I'm warning you...I had a large thick milk shake with 8 pieces of double cheese pizza...oh and I'm lactose intolerant. Bring it on stinky!!

[Dancer]

Ok, you win, I'm leaving.

Come on, Jabba. I'll strangle you over in the Lastposters thread.

[Fire Watch]

lol....victory is mine

[melewis]

lol....victory is mine
Oh contraire mofraire!

[Fire Watch]

mo what?

[Teenager]

Dancer just missed Jabba again. He
went that
<-----------way

[Dancer]

WOAH!!! STOP DRAGGING ME AROUND!!! (I never thought a Hutt could move that fast!)

[Fire Watch]

Dancer..you can drag me anyday

[melewis]

WOAH!!! STOP DRAGGING ME AROUND!!! (I never thought a Hutt could move that fast!)
Where's your chain?? Use the chain!!!

[Fire Watch]

on me???????

[Dancer]

Where's your chain?? Use the chain!!!DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO?

Get over here and HELP ME!

[Fire Watch]

The U.N. has officially declared this a "Hut free zone."

[melewis]

The U.N. has officially declared this a "Hut free zone."
Unless if it's Pizza Hut that is. Then it's okay.

[Dancer]

<<Holding her nose>> Did a Hutt die in here? It stinks!

[melewis]

<<Holding her nose>> Did a Hutt die in here? It stinks!
That was rick! He was "trying something." Dude that flame shot all the way across the room!! Sweet!!!

[Teenager]

<<Holding her nose>> Did a Hutt die in here? It stinks!

Yeah, I think Reconrick had too many Pizza Huts last night. I told him to take the pink stuff!!

[Fire Watch]

That was rick! He was "trying something." Dude that flame shot all the way across the room!! Sweet!!!

Thanks..did you see where my lighter flew off to?

[melewis]

Thanks..did you see where my lighter flew off to?
Dude, you don't want to know. Let's just say that Dancer had Jabba in a head lock and he was bent over at the waist and...well lets just say you won't be seeing that saber for 2-3 hours and when it does come back out you won't want it anyways!:sick:

[Fire Watch]

oh....ok....ewwww

[Teenager]

Dude, you don't want to know. Let's just say that Dancer had Jabba in a head lock and he was bent over at the waist and...well lets just say you won't be seeing that saber for 2-3 hours and when it does come back out you won't want it anyways!

NASTY!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

yes it is Hut...and you owe me a lighter

[Dancer]

melewis owes you a dog, teenager owes you a lighter...lol

Keeping score Rick?

[melewis]

melewis owes you a dog, teenager owes you a lighter...lol

Keeping score Rick?
Funny you should bring up lighter and dog in the same sentence cuz that's what I used to light the grill that...

[Fire Watch]

I'm really not amused.

[Dancer]

Funny you should bring up lighter and dog in the same sentence cuz that's what I used to light the grill that...:naughty:

[Fire Watch]

<locks the door for the night...g'night everyone

[malnila]

<locks the door for the night...g'night everyone
Hehehe - I got the master key....you all come on in... :lol:

[archangelo]

Hehehe - I got the master key....you all come on in... :lol:
Watch where you step... :rolleyes:

[melewis]

Hello? (echo). Wow! (echo). Wonder where everybody is?? Well I'll just grab the teddy bear...what's this?? A note...from reconrick. "Dear people that have no respect for other people's space, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!! I refuse to put teddy in these barbaric situations! Until you people learn some respect teddy will not be a part of our lives here anymore!.

Love always,
Rick
P.S. Get out!!!!"

Hmmmm.

[Dreamy]

Not to worry Mel,word has it that he has a closet full of various stuffed things.;)

Hey pretty cool that Malnila has the master key. What a girl!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Seasonal-Parties-Holidays/Open24Hours.gif

Party time!!:dance:

[melewis]

Not to worry Mel,word has it that he has a closet full of various stuffed things.;)

Hey pretty cool that Malnila has the master key. What a girl!!

Party time!!:dance:
I'm not going in the closet cuz then I would physically have to come out of the closet and I just don't think I could handle the jokes that will soon follow. :wall:

[Dreamy]

I'm not going in the closet cuz then I would physically have to come out of the closet and I just don't think I could handle the jokes that will soon follow. :wall:

Ooops,forgot about that little mixed identity matter with you.;)

[melewis]

Ooops,forgot about that little mixed identity matter with you.;)
LOL!!

[Dreamy]

I will be gone for the weekend but the owner of this place is having a birthday tomorrow. Not sure if you all might want to round up some appropriate presents for the dancing teddy bear hugging yoga loving guy.:))

[Fire Watch]

just a note...mel does not have key...B&E is a serious offense.

[DiveCon]

just a note...mel does not have key...B&E is a serious offense.yes she does
and so do i
we all do
its called being members of the board
LOL
sorry rick, if you want privacy, you need to make your own board
LOL

[Dreamy]

just a note...mel does not have key...B&E is a serious offense.


Mal's a common criminal,is that the charge?:)) Any reason to bring out those handcuffs you.:naughty:

[DiveCon]

Mal's a common criminal,is that the charge?:)) Any reason to bring out those handcuffs you.:naughty:

i'd be willing to bet he would need backup
;)

[Fire Watch]

Nope...as a matter of integrity I wont make an arrest or investigate crimes directly concerning me personally.

[Dreamy]

Nope...as a matter of integrity I wont make an arrest or investigate crimes directly concerning me personally.

Well,because I consider Mal a pal,please send only the GQ kind of officer for her please.;) I am sure she won't resist.

[Fire Watch]

I was thinking of Chuck Schumer...he would get the truth.

[Dreamy]

Well,she is a lib so maybe a little Cheney or Rummy would work for her.

[Fire Watch]

no...I dont want to have to put her on suicide watch.

[Dreamy]

no...I dont want to have to put her on suicide watch.

I kinda like Rummy for an older guy. I like his no nonsense style. I think he even has a fan club or groupies. LOL

[Fire Watch]

he sure does..I think it's funny

[Venethia xe bela]

Rummy is one of the only ones I like in the current administration! :D

Oh, and:

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/1060/group27dc.gifBuon compleanno to whoever's birthday it is!http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/4028/iconparty1fr.gif

[Fire Watch]

lol...thanks Vinnie..

[Fire Watch]

Where did I put that T-Rex saddle..I may need it after all.

[Venethia xe bela]

Nah, I already took care of that pesky T-Rex: http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/6628/snipersmilie.gif

:))

[Fire Watch]

great..someone else killing my pets

[Venethia xe bela]

Here, have this one free of charge: http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/1152/dragonballwishdragon4fz.gif

:D

[Fire Watch]

nah..looks kinda hard to upkeep

[Venethia xe bela]

Nah, it takes care of itself pretty much. You may be missing a few neighbors from time to time though...

[Fire Watch]

that wouldnt be so bad....

[Dancer]

Happy Birthday, Rick (since I leave in an hour for VA) :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Fire Watch]

awww....thanks Dancer..have a good trip

[Fire Watch]

<does his "it's almost my birthday" dance.

[Fire Watch]

ok...tired of dancing..

[Fire Watch]

can't believe I'm halfway to 58 yrs old...I'm so tired suddenly.

[Fire Watch]

lol..I've had this thread alone all weekend..woohoo~!!!

[Venethia xe bela]

Don't get too comfy! :))

[malnila]

We were just being nice since it was your birthday weekend. We're back in force...:))

[Fire Watch]

Threats of force??? Thats just wrong.

[Venethia xe bela]

A scared siciliano?? :))

[Fire Watch]

No..never scared...just watching for retaliation from "the family"

[Venethia xe bela]

Don't worry, I bet I have more cousins named Guido than you do! ;)

[Fire Watch]

doubtful..but even so..Sicilians against Venetians..lol..I know which side I'm on...

[Venethia xe bela]

:D Yeah Sicilians, used to control most of the... um... well... I guess just Sicilia, while Venetians controlled... :)) ;)

[Fire Watch]

But we didnt want anything more..if we had..we woulda just set up a secret organization, that used violence and blackmail to control......wait.....I think we did that already.

[Venethia xe bela]

Nah, common misconception. All that stuff was invented by the Napulitane! :D

[Fire Watch]

no..it was just a concept of the FBI to keep my people down.

[Venethia xe bela]

That must be it. You poor misunderstood and marginalized society... ;)

[Fire Watch]

we are...I feel so bad about it.

[Venethia xe bela]

You should fight for your deserved recognition! What about a national "La cosa nostra" day? ;) I'll have all of my cousins named Guido attend! :)

[Fire Watch]

no such thing as La cosa nostra...what are you talking about?

[Venethia xe bela]

Oh, I get it... A secret national holiday! They won't be expecting THAT! :))

[Fire Watch]

It was yesterday in fact...I even got the day off.

[Venethia xe bela]

Only a true genius would make a secret national holiday on a weekend! :))

[Fire Watch]

thank you

[melewis]

As of 9:02am MST I am the ONLY PERSON viewing the TP thread! It's mine!!! It's ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Dont you have some poor planet to colonize and takeover?

[melewis]

Dont you have some poor planet to colonize and takeover?
Not until I suck the life completely and totally out of this thread first. Oh I'm here to stay that's for sure. :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

I invited some more Marines over..they've been listening to the news about Iraq and the war on terror and how it's being reported in the press...they arent in a good mood..they are just looking for an excuse...please..hang around...

[melewis]

I invited some more Marines over..they've been listening to the news about Iraq and the war on terror and how it's being reported in the press...they arent in a good mood..they are just looking for an excuse...please..hang around...
Well as a former Marine (once a Marine, always a Marine) I will gladly stick around.

[Fire Watch]

Drats...forgot about that

[melewis]

Drats...forgot about that
Still have my dress blues as well.

[Fire Watch]

If you can still fit in them, it would be very much preferable over the black spandex bodysuit youre currently wearing.

[melewis]

If you can still fit in them, it would be very much preferable over the black spandex bodysuit youre currently wearing.
Can I at least keep the lightsaber?

[Fire Watch]

Is it Marine Corp issue?...those are like wives...if the Corps had wanted you to have one..you would have been issued one.

[DiveCon]

Is it Marine Corp issue?...those are like wives...if the Corps had wanted you to have one..you would have been issued one.i can assume your wife isnt looking over your shoulder at this moment ;)

[Fire Watch]

Lol..nope...she was Corps issue..(daughter of a Marine Colonel also)

[Fire Watch]

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT





DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise. SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

[DiveCon]

i've seen that before

someone actually put that on a job app
and GOT HIRED
they liked his originality

[Fire Watch]

its pretty funny

[Fire Watch]

All by myselffffffff

[melewis]

All by myselffffffff
Hey Lucy, I'm hoooooome!!! Chu got sum splaining to do!!!


Edit to add. Changed Ju to Chu. :)

[Fire Watch]

Who you calling JU? Yes I have Jewish roots, as well as Sicilian...but thats no reason to come in here slinging epithets..

[melewis]

Who you calling JU? Yes I have Jewish roots, as well as Sicilian...but thats no reason to come in here slinging epithets..
Thus why I spelled it "JU". :cool:

[Fire Watch]

lol...dont make me unplug your internal airconditioner

[melewis]

lol...dont make me unplug your internal airconditioner:eek:

[Fire Watch]

Thats right..back away slowly

[melewis]

Thats right..back away slowly
*Ignites saber*

[melewis]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the USRSF. US Redneck Special Forces. These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This war in Iraq should be over in a week!!

[Fire Watch]

I've already enlisted and and have recieved orders.

[DiveCon]

Thus why I spelled it "JU". :cool:you could have spelled it "chu" as thats closer to what it actually sounded like when ricky said it to lucy

[melewis]

you could have spelled it "chu" as thats closer to what it actually sounded like when ricky said it to lucy
Hmmmm. I like that. I will now go and edit that post. Thanks DC!!

[melewis]

Done. Now everyone leave! I have to remove my helmet and get my treatment! Besides my son is coming over for a lightsaber party.

[melewis]

*snickers* Can't believe Rick left the key under the mat!! Hey!!! Where'd the 65" Plasma TV go to????? :eek:

[Fire Watch]

keep your sabres holstered..

[melewis]

I think Mal took it!! Okay officer Rick. Dust for fingerprints. I'll see if the PS/2 and Xbox are still in tact.

[Fire Watch]

And I'll just shoot every suspect..that way I know I got my guy

[melewis]

And I'll just shoot every suspect..that way I know I got my guy
I like your way of thinking! Now you realize I'M not a suspect right? *Ignites saber to protect onesself from the possible gunfire*

[melewis]

And I'll just shoot every suspect..that way I know I got my guy
...or GIRL!!!! :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

can a sabre cut down rounds from a Desert Eagle .50 ca.?...I think it depends on the talent of the wielder...I would run..

[pattyk]

My cannon can take all of you out!!!!!!!!!

(geez, I've missed a lot of stuff since my last post!):surprised

[Fire Watch]

I unofficially have a psg1...I got rangeeeee

[pattyk]

I unofficially have a psg1...I got rangeeeee

Officially now. what is it? how much rangeeeeeeeee?

[Fire Watch]

oh..about a mile or so..its a 308 sniper rifle..Caliber: 7.62 x 51 mm NATO

[pattyk]

oh..about a mile or so..its a .50 cal sniper rifle..

Cool - unofficial marine issue? My cannon is 200 cal - I haven't tested it's total distance, but I know roofing nails go 3/4 mile before hitting the side of a hill.

[Fire Watch]

but mine is much more accurate

[Cowgirl Up!]

Mean..you're all mean..so I'll just play by myself in my own thread.

Pshaw!

[Fire Watch]

get your tulips outta here

[Cowgirl Up!]

Your place stinks.

[Fire Watch]

its a mans room...its suspossed to

[Cowgirl Up!]

Not anymore!

[melewis]

*ignites saber* Let's get um rick!!!

[Fire Watch]

nah..in a sombre mood today

[Cowgirl Up!]

Figures that Melinda would try to kill a girl.

[Fire Watch]

easy there cowboy

[LpSecurity]

Figures that Melinda would try to kill a girl.


In true Star Wars fashion...you may be his sister .

[Fire Watch]

uh-oh

[Cowgirl Up!]

Considering that he's like old enough to be my dad, I highly doubt it.

[LpSecurity]

A reason for a 7th movie ?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Cool. If you can get Orlando Bloom in there, why not? :))

[Fire Watch]

nah..let it die already

[Venethia xe bela]

Elves in Star Wars!? :eek:

:))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Nah. This is "your" thread, so we have to trash it.

[Venethia xe bela]

Yeah, Rick's threads always have a lot of garbage strewn about all over the place. :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

feel free...but ID's are being checked at the door..anyone inside with a falseified document will be arrested

[Cowgirl Up!]

I'm a citizen, no worries m8

[Venethia xe bela]

HA! Any two bit nerd with an average color printer can fake one of YOUR documents! ;) :))

[Fire Watch]

HMMM..insulting national security measures...thats it...you're on the "no fly" list

[Cowgirl Up!]

tee hee heeeeeeee :mrgreen:

[Venethia xe bela]

That's ok, I have my own private Learjet at my disposal... ;)

[Fire Watch]

You cant enter U.S. airspace without proper clearance..

[Cowgirl Up!]

You can, but it won't last long.

[Venethia xe bela]

Did I mention it was a stealth Learjet?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Cool, can I borrow it?? :pray:

[Fire Watch]

stealt technology is sooooo 80's

[Cowgirl Up!]

You should know all about it.

Did you have an afro??

[Cowgirl Up!]

Or a mullet?

[melewis]

Or a mullet?:))

[Venethia xe bela]

:)) Well I could say more about my top secret Learjet and its capabilities but then I would have to kill you... :shifty:

;)

[Cowgirl Up!]

You mean hire your cousin Gordo or whatever because you're a pansy?

[Venethia xe bela]

You mean hire your cousin Gordo or whatever because you're a pansy?LOLOLOL! Guido! My cousin Guido!!! :)) :)) :))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Yeah! Gordo! That guy. He should lay off the burritos and what not, maybe lift weights or run or something!

[Venethia xe bela]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif Ye be daft lass! Sure'n no Guido would be caught with 'is hands on a booreeto. :))

[Cowgirl Up!]

Roight ye are, laddie! He eats 'er up soo fast that he doosn't have time to grab et!

[Venethia xe bela]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif Ye don't be knowin' what yer sayin' ye wee little squint! Don't be forcin' me to be hittin'' you's in the gob with me shillelagh!

[Cowgirl Up!]

Ye bloody wimp! Y'aughtta be a' doin' that!

[melewis]

*shaking head in disgust* Rick!!??? RICK!?!?!?!?!? Can we get the rif raff out of here?!?!???

[Venethia xe bela]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif Here now! Who's the little wee squint yellin' about dressed up like's a dark banshee?

[melewis]

Don't make me destroy you!! *ignites saber*

[Venethia xe bela]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif Now just be puttin' you's flash light away! I be a Leprechaun and you's don't be wantin' me angry!

[melewis]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif Now just be puttin' you's flash light away! I be a Leprechaun and you's don't be wantin' me angry!
Do you realize that Bufflineks is looking for you??????

[Cowgirl Up!]

Aye, lassie! Poot yer bloody saber awee! Ye might hurt yourself! And ye shooldn't be ignitin' it, as it moight backfire on ye!

[Venethia xe bela]

Do you realize that Bufflineks is looking for you??????http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/1551/pat.gif He be looking fer me cousin. Aye, that's it! Oh, Saints preserve us! Look at the time! I'll be headin' off now.... :shifty: http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/8809/vroam3bn.gif

[buflineks]

Dang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wasn't quick enough. But does go to prove that he has been seen around melewis.

He went in a hurry, I think I may know where he is headed. I'll hit the Bar in about 3 hrs after he's had time to really get sloshed.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Good thing he has a warning now.

[Venethia xe bela]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/5035/tophat_125.gif By Jove, a miniature man with a beard in a green suit just ran into that rather boorish pub O'Brian's. Could he not be the individual you are currently persuing?

;)

[Cowgirl Up!]

:dance:

[melewis]

:)) :)) I LOVE your avatar Cowgirl Up!! That is great!!!

[Dreamy]

:)) :)) I LOVE your avatar Cowgirl Up!! That is great!!!

You would Mel! Is it the pretty pink dress?:angel:

[melewis]

You would Mel! Is it the pretty pink dress?:angel:
Why do I insist on doing this to myself??? Dreamy...oh nevermind! It's like I see the chopper blade spinning but I just have to walk right towards it. I MEANT I thought it was funny cuz it was a stormtrooper! Anything Star Wars is good. *Grabs shovel and continues to dig hole bigger*

[Dreamy]

Why do I insist on doing this to myself??? Dreamy...oh nevermind! It's like I see the chopper blade spinning but I just have to walk right towards it. I MEANT I thought it was funny cuz it was a stormtrooper! Anything Star Wars is good. *Grabs shovel and continues to dig hole bigger*

LOL I know what you meant but Mel you just left the door so w-i-d-e open for me hon that I could have driven a Mack truck right through it. I never let opportunities like that slip away.;)

[melewis]

LOL I know what you meant but Mel you just left the door so w-i-d-e open for me hon that I could have driven a Mack truck right through it. I never let opportunities like that slip away.;)
I'm fully aware of that!

[Dreamy]

I'm fully aware of that!

And yet.....

[melewis]

And yet.....
I know, I know. *Picks up shovel and continues on*

[Dreamy]

I know, I know. *Picks up shovel and continues on*

You're a good sport Mel in a girly sorta way.:))

[melewis]

You're a good sport Mel in a girly sorta way.:))
:redface: Thanks! LOL

[Fire Watch]

tsk tsk tsk..acts like a brave jedi..yet has his "sweet" girly side..quite a contradiction

[Dreamy]

tsk tsk tsk..acts like a brave jedi..yet has his "sweet" girly side..quite a contradiction

Leave Mel alone you big bully. Come here Mel. :hug:

[Fire Watch]

you girls go comfort each other

[Dreamy]

you girls go comfort each other

:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Dreamy]

lol

Don't forget to take your teddy bear with you. LOL

[Dancer]

Since the other is closed for repairs, I guess we are all moving in here with you Rick!

[Sidestreamer]

Since the other is closed for repairs, I guess we are all moving in here with you Rick!

Seems I'll join you.

I win.

[Dancer]

Nope, I do. ;)

[Dreamy]

Since the other is closed for repairs, I guess we are all moving in here with you Rick!

Sounds like a good plan.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy4/Dreamywins.png

[Cowgirl Up!]

tee hee hee! Hey, do any of you guys have the Black Hawk Down game?

[Dreamy]

tee hee hee! Not I.

[Cowgirl Up!]

So, when Rick gets here, what are we gonna do, Dreamy? After all, this is "his" post thing.

[Dreamy]

So, when Rick gets here, what are we gonna do, Dreamy? After all, this is "his" post thing.

What's his is ours.:whistle: Think of it as a hippie commune.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hippies scare me

[Dreamy]

Hippies scare me

I doubt being as "young" as you are that you have ever met a real one CG. They are almost extinct these days.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I doubt being as "young" as you are that you have ever met a real one CG. They are almost extinct these days.


I concur with Dreamy on this one!

[Dancer]

I win

[Cowgirl Up!]

Actually...

Me, my dad, bro, and a few friends from church were scouting out an area for church camp, and there were these chicks in bikkinis sitting out on the grass in this one spot, meditating (they had the van spray painted with those peace symbol things and the whole shabang). One of them got up and came over to us, and she asked what were were doing (I was the only girl, but I was sitting in the back), and she started flirting with them! They left real quick, but as we were driving away, we saw through the bushes a couple girls and a guy stark naked doing something. So, yeah, the church didn't go camping in that area that year lol.

[Dreamy]

Actually...

Me, my dad, bro, and a few friends from church were scouting out an area for church camp, and there were these chicks in bikkinis sitting out on the grass in this one spot, meditating (they had the van spray painted with those peace symbol things and the whole shabang). One of them got up and came over to us, and she asked what were were doing (I was the only girl, but I was sitting in the back), and she started flirting with them! They left real quick, but as we were driving away, we saw through the bushes a couple girls and a guy stark naked doing something. So, yeah, the church didn't go camping in that area that year lol.

Interesting tale CG. In all honesty,I am not sure what scared you about them. They sound like goofy tree huggers that are so prevelant in your neck of the country. If you want to fear something,fear the libs in leadership roles who are trying to destroy this country not a couple of dumb "chicks" behaving like tramps.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Haven't seen Rick yet

[Dreamy]

Haven't seen Rick yet

So tell me CG,what made you choose your nic of Cowgirl?