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Fire Watch
March 23rd, 2007, 2:00 pm
I win.
goodlife
March 23rd, 2007, 2:08 pm
you can't win in Rickalodeon!
Go post in the right thread goofball!
Fire Watch
March 23rd, 2007, 8:42 pm
No
morticia_28_358
March 23rd, 2007, 8:43 pm
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy rick....
it's friday :dance:
goodlife
March 23rd, 2007, 9:24 pm
No
and where have you been all day?
Aren't you supposed to be here entertaining the masses...me being one of them?? *pout*
Fire Watch
March 24th, 2007, 9:47 pm
Where DID I go anyway?
gdoane
March 24th, 2007, 10:19 pm
Wow, what a mess this place is.
Fire Watch
March 24th, 2007, 11:27 pm
It's a beautiful mess, and it's mine.
Arya
March 24th, 2007, 11:30 pm
:))
Yes Rick, it's all yours :lol:
goodlife
March 24th, 2007, 11:36 pm
Where DID I go anyway?
you forgot already?
morticia_28_358
March 24th, 2007, 11:42 pm
yeah, it's your's rick...
and from the smell of it..........it's time to change ur litter box :))
gdoane
March 24th, 2007, 11:58 pm
It's a beautiful mess, and it's mine.
Mess is what we called food in the Navy. Usually bore a fairly strong resemblance to a mess, actually.
There was always the mystery meat. They usually claimed it was hamburger, but when you chop and grind something that much it could be most any kind of protein from a couch cushion to an alien mutant space invader.
Worse than the mystery meat was the mystery vegetable. All we knew for sure was that it was green, mostly. The cover story for that was usually creamed spinach. You can call most anything creamed spinach and no matter how weird it tastes, it's totally believable. You can't even complain about it in the Navy because you'd be dissing the food of Popeye the Sailor and nobody, but nobody can get away with dissing Popeye food in the Navy.
The dessert was another sight, the stuff you can get away with calling Tapioca Pudding is just nearly infinite so long as it's not actually moving too much when it's served. I think when the "Tapioca" grows too big then they call it Rice Pudding, and if it gets any bigger it winds up as an ingredient in the creamed spinach. A little more protein and it could even be hamburger, you just never know.
I've been in messes before. Been there, ate that.
Fire Watch
March 25th, 2007, 6:03 pm
Same here Gene...We had "mess" in the Corps also.
goodlife
March 25th, 2007, 6:15 pm
Ricky come play with us.
We're playing pictionary online.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 8:10 am
It was too beautiful of a weekend to be stuck inside on a computer...but I'm at work now, so back to posting like a madman.
melinda
March 26th, 2007, 9:09 am
...always a madman.
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 9:18 am
I spent all day saturday outside between the Sugar Bowl Classic Track Meet and then a baseball game. The weather was gorgeous!
Yesterday it was overcast much of the day but I did go out and work on the pool for a while.
Saturday would have been a great day to be out on the river...it was packed!
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 9:31 am
Ricky did you do anything fun this weekend?
gdoane
March 26th, 2007, 9:44 am
I spent all day saturday outside between the Sugar Bowl Classic Track Meet and then a baseball game. The weather was gorgeous!
Yeah, I think Louisiana weather is fabulous too except for that whole Hurricane and national disaster thing you got going on there. When you're watching your weather reports for emergency evacuation alerts I'd be a little less happy with the general atmosphere of the place.
Yesterday it was overcast much of the day but I did go out and work on the pool for a while.
That's a pool? I thought it was Bucky's dog dish.
Saturday would have been a great day to be out on the river...it was packed!
That would be fun. I'd love a summer meetup for something like that.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 9:49 am
Ricky did you do anything fun this weekend?
fishing, golf, and yardwork..great weekend
gdoane
March 26th, 2007, 9:56 am
fishing, golf, and yardwork..great weekend
Golf is fishing and yardwork. You replace the divots, you fish the balls out of the water hazards, and it's all good.
Well, except for the score card. I've only broken 100 once golfing but I was cheating like Bill Clinton and taking drops on every fairway in sight.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 10:03 am
Golf is fishing and yardwork. You replace the divots, you fish the balls out of the water hazards, and it's all good.
Well, except for the score card. I've only broken 100 once golfing but I was cheating like Bill Clinton and taking drops on every fairway in sight.
Divots are part of the game..we place side bets on how far they fly..I didnt take a bath in a hazard all day, I was pretty happy considering it's a PGA tour course (Annandale Golf Club (http://www.golflink.com/golf-courses/golf-course.asp?course=6378)) I shot a 96
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 11:09 am
Good Morning!! (http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/sunrise_medium1.jpg)
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 11:38 am
Good Morning to you too!
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 11:39 am
Gene...that would be one big doggy dish! Like 38,000 gallon doggy dish!
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 11:43 am
that was a link btw to a very pretty pic
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 11:53 am
well thanks for telling us!
That is a pretty picture..did you take it?
gdoane
March 26th, 2007, 11:54 am
Gene...that would be one big doggy dish! Like 38,000 gallon doggy dish!
Bucky could do it! Dogs don't back down from big jobs.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 12:39 pm
well thanks for telling us!
That is a pretty picture..did you take it?
No, I stole it from the interweb
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 1:36 pm
No, I stole it from the interweb
what is the interweb?
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 1:37 pm
Bucky could do it! Dogs don't back down from big jobs.
I guess you could say it's his watering bowl and his bathtub too.
It's also his entertainment and exercise..he loves to swim.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 1:59 pm
Me and that dog have a lot in common..we also get along great.
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 1:59 pm
what is the interweb?
We're on the interweb right now..the world wide net..
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 2:14 pm
Me and that dog have a lot in common..we also get along great.
yeah..he's a lot of fun to play with. He's got a great personality.
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 2:14 pm
We're on the interweb right now..the world wide net..
oh ok..gotcha.
how come you didn't just the internet?
Just cause?
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 2:24 pm
yup
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 2:52 pm
yup yup
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 3:17 pm
I'm bored
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 4:55 pm
me too
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 4:55 pm
two hours to go
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 4:57 pm
3 here
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 5:20 pm
yep I know..
I'm going to go home and vacuum the pool...
I can just about see the bottom! progress! lol
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 5:25 pm
If you say so
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 5:28 pm
I do!
and what I say goes! so there...ppbblltt
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 5:43 pm
what you say goes where?
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 5:48 pm
wherever I want!
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 5:50 pm
if you say so..
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 5:53 pm
I do!
and what I say goes! so there...ppbblltt
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 5:54 pm
this is like groundhog day or something
*pinches Ricky*
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 5:57 pm
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/s_eff35708ae862f492bdb7c9130dd5e56.gif
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 6:02 pm
What?? is that what you're doing right now? Channeling Mr. T? LOL
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 6:13 pm
I pity tha fool!
DALLAS1234
March 26th, 2007, 6:16 pm
I pity tha fool!
:))
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 6:59 pm
I don't pity tha fool....nope nope nope
Fire Watch
March 26th, 2007, 7:05 pm
because you are tha....n/m
gdoane
March 26th, 2007, 7:57 pm
I pity tha fool!
Wow, that's showing your age a bit. When was that, about 1983 when Mr. T was doing that catch phrase. Dude, do the math. That's 24 years ago. One more year and it will be officially antiquated.
goodlife
March 26th, 2007, 8:06 pm
because you are tha....n/m
easy boy....
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 8:18 am
Wow, that's showing your age a bit. When was that, about 1983 when Mr. T was doing that catch phrase. Dude, do the math. That's 24 years ago. One more year and it will be officially antiquated.
I was 8..lol..I had the Mr. T action figure!
Dancer
March 27th, 2007, 8:29 am
B.A. Baracas lol
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 8:37 am
He was the man..saw him recently on TV..just looks kinda pathetic now
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 8:53 am
and so it starts all over again...
gdoane
March 27th, 2007, 8:54 am
He was the man..saw him recently on TV..just looks kinda pathetic now
I always thought that somewhere in L.A. there was a jewelry store clerk who saw Mr. T walk in the place and saw his retirement in the Bahamas coming his way in twenty seconds flat.
Mr. T was trying to make a statement that straight guys wear jewelry. He didn't do very well at that. Putting that much jewelry on just doesn't say "I'm Straight" to me and you never saw Mr. T get any girls.
I'm thinking that if you're a guy and you're wearing more jewelry than a girl and you've got a more expensive haircut than they've got, then you're probably going to scare 'em away.
Mr. T is probably well on his way to being the first male spokeman for osteoporosis. Dude is going to have a hunchback and get a part in a movie as a bellringer in a church saying "Men! Don't let this happen to YOU!"
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 8:58 am
lmao
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 8:58 am
all of that so early in the morning.
my brain hurts
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 9:00 am
Gene....have a cup of coffee
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:07 am
I've had 3 already..
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 9:10 am
wow!
Are you wired?? lol
I won't get any until I get to the office.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:11 am
Nah, I have a high tolerance.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 9:13 am
hmm...oh, for caffeine!
*chuckle*
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:25 am
well yeah, what else would I be drinking this early?
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 9:28 am
sorry...my mind wandered there for a minute...
I wasn't exactly ummm thinking about drink.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:29 am
Freak!!!!
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 9:36 am
it's morning...what can I say?? *shrug*
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:41 am
So you're only a freak in the morning...riiiighhhttt
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 9:44 am
Looks as though that Rickalodeon will eventually surpass Tha Malcontent Bar in the realm of Hannity Forum business ventures....
LOL
gdoane
March 27th, 2007, 9:47 am
Gene....have a cup of coffee
Not my style. Stuff makes me jumpy and paranoid and if I drink it Al Gore starts actually making sense to me.
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 9:51 am
Not my style. Stuff makes me jumpy and paranoid and if I drink it Al Gore starts actually making sense to me.
BLASPHEMY!!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:52 am
ALcard makes an appearance!!!!
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 9:53 am
ALcard makes an appearance!!!!
:cool:
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 9:54 am
Welcome back.
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 9:58 am
Welcome back.
Only back for a few hours unfortunately. I recently moved into a new place way out in the country and haven't established internet/phone yet. Still need to register the address with the state too, just to give you an idea of how far out in the middle of nowhere I am :mrgreen:
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 10:01 am
ALcard makes an appearance!!!!
And what exactly am I?! Chopped liver?! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 10:02 am
And what exactly am I?! Chopped liver?! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Sorry bro, people just can't help it when they see me.
It's not easy being this ridiculously good looking you know :mrgreen:
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:03 am
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 10:04 am
:))
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 10:05 am
Sorry bro, people just can't help it when they see me.
It's not easy being this ridiculously good looking you know :mrgreen:
You do seem to have this animal magnetism about you.....
LOL
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:06 am
yeah, the animals love him
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 10:08 am
yeah, the animals love him
Jess is a bit of an animal, huh.. :razz:
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 10:10 am
Jess is a bit of an animal, huh.. :razz:
I am so NOT touching that one with a 30 foot pole!!!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:10 am
I couldn't tell you..I wouldn't even start to hypothesize.
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 10:11 am
:))
I'm gonna get in trouble if I go any further too.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:17 am
lol
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 10:18 am
I am still seeking Rickalodeon to be put on the local cable program line-up.
I guess that it would be considered in the same genre as Spice and Pleasure Channels....
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:27 am
NOOOOO this is a kid friendly program
ALcard
March 27th, 2007, 10:28 am
NOOOOO this is a kid friendly program
Maybe he meant Spice Girls? :razz:
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 10:29 am
Thats even worse.
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 12:39 pm
NOOOOO this is a kid friendly program
Sure. And I've got some beachfront property in downtown Asheville, NC that I will sell to you really cheap if you think that I believe that.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 12:42 pm
You should believe it..read it for yourself.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 12:51 pm
Hi!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 1:04 pm
you probably are
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 4:17 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmasssssss..
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 4:25 pm
huh?
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 4:26 pm
It's one of my ringtones..I was playing with my phone
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 4:31 pm
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas is one of your ringtones?
That's so ghey.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 4:32 pm
You're ghey.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 4:43 pm
Nu Uh!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 4:50 pm
I've heard rumors.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 4:55 pm
whatEVER!
Besides...anybody who KNOWS me knows that can't be true! ppbbbllttt
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 4:59 pm
oooohhhh....Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
somebody's calling you.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:00 pm
My kids love the Christmas ringtones..so ghey THAT up.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:02 pm
well if you would have said THAT then I would have said..awwwww how cute.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:03 pm
Thats ghey. You're too easy to set up. Someone find me a challenge.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:04 pm
you're the one trying to cover up pansy ringtones!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:07 pm
I'm being a good father.
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:08 pm
yes you are.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:12 pm
Stop being ghey.
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:20 pm
.(
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:33 pm
make me!
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:33 pm
hey wait............:think: :doh:
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:39 pm
tsk tsk tsk
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:42 pm
you're being boring today
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:45 pm
I'm working, what more do you want?
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:45 pm
*cough*
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 5:51 pm
pervert
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 5:58 pm
takes one to know one! so HA!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 6:04 pm
Does not.
FoxGranadaChuck
March 27th, 2007, 6:41 pm
you're being boring today
Please don't encourage him to bring sacrificial chickens into this thread!!!
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 6:41 pm
then how would you know!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 6:52 pm
Know what?
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 7:10 pm
this makes twice today I've told you to PAY ATTENTION!
MEN! :rolleyes:
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 7:11 pm
pay attention to what?
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 7:28 pm
gggrrrrrrrrrr!
Fire Watch
March 27th, 2007, 7:31 pm
urrrrrr?
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 7:54 pm
uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrapaininmybutt
DALLAS1234
March 27th, 2007, 7:55 pm
uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrapaininmybutt
:)) :))
pryncessbrooke
March 27th, 2007, 7:56 pm
uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrapaininmybutt
He tends to have that effect on everyone!
goodlife
March 27th, 2007, 7:57 pm
he works at it.
pryncessbrooke
March 27th, 2007, 7:58 pm
I think it's his goal in life!
dittoheadAZ
March 27th, 2007, 11:35 pm
So the last few pages, I guess, is how everyone gets their POST COUNTS so high?
:mrgreen:
FoxGranadaChuck
March 28th, 2007, 12:07 am
So the last few pages, I guess, is how everyone gets their POST COUNTS so high?
:mrgreen:
Yep, that sums things up nicely.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 9:55 am
uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrapaininmybutt
Watch where you sit and that won't happen.
Dancer
March 28th, 2007, 9:58 am
Please don't encourage him to bring sacrificial chickens into this thread!!!nor teddy bears... :eek:
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 11:07 am
Watch where you sit and that won't happen.
:eek:
I never sat on Ricky!!
I only sat on Jeremy!
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 11:22 am
:eek:
I never sat on Ricky!!
I only sat on Jeremy!
Remember, if you sit on one person, you're also sitting on every person he's ever sat with.
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 11:25 am
Remember, if you sit on one person, you're also sitting on every person he's ever sat with.
I never sat on Ricky!!
I only sat on Jeremy!
So, according to that logic, then, if goodlife sat on Jeremy but Jeremy had sat on Ricky, then in effect, goodlife DID sit on Ricky.
FoxGranadaChuck
March 28th, 2007, 11:30 am
nor teddy bears... :eek:
At least the teddy bears won't give this thread a very foul stench like the sacrificial chickens do....
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 11:34 am
I never sat on Ricky!!
I only sat on Jeremy!
So, according to that logic, then, if goodlife sat on Jeremy but Jeremy had sat on Ricky, then in effect, goodlife DID sit on Ricky.
I saw it! Goodlife was sitting around. Nothing was safe. What Rick saw in statues, Goodlife saw in seating.
FoxGranadaChuck
March 28th, 2007, 11:38 am
I saw it! Goodlife was sitting around. Nothing was safe. What Rick saw in statues, Goodlife saw in seating.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 11:59 am
I saw it! Goodlife was sitting around. Nothing was safe. What Rick saw in statues, Goodlife saw in seating.
IN-teresting!
:eek:
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 12:15 pm
Pppbbllltt...and I only sat on jeremy for a group picture..now hush Gene the lush.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 12:21 pm
Pppbbllltt...and I only sat on jeremy for a group picture..now hush Gene the lush.
Most people would just ask Jeremy to say "Cheese" to get a smile from the guy.
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 12:35 pm
Most people would just ask Jeremy to say "Cheese" to get a smile from the guy.
And most people don't find it necessary to squirm, either.
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 1:03 pm
pppfffftttttttt!!!
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 1:13 pm
pppfffftttttttt!!!
What have you gone and sat on now? You're leaking!!
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 1:19 pm
What have you gone and sat on now? You're leaking!!
Wait a moment. Wouldn't that make goodlife a ...
blow-up doll?
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 1:22 pm
Wait a moment. Wouldn't that make goodlife a ...
blow-up doll?
She is a doll. Really pretty face. I've never seen her strap on explosives though.
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 1:30 pm
She is a doll. Really pretty face. I've never seen her strap on explosives though.
Explosives don't normally lead to a slow leak, either.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 1:37 pm
Explosives don't normally lead to a slow leak, either.
I've seen it happen. In the Navy, we had a "Killer Tomato" and we were hitting that sucker with a GRENADE LAUNCHER and all it did was make a slow leak.
http://www.geodatasys.com/navtgt.htm
"Killer Tomato" is a huge red balloon used for munitions target practice at sea. It's set afloat and then attacked with extreme prejudice. Explosives against it just cause a slow leak.
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 1:50 pm
I've seen it happen. In the Navy, we had a "Killer Tomato" and we were hitting that sucker with a GRENADE LAUNCHER and all it did was make a slow leak.
http://www.geodatasys.com/navtgt.htm
"Killer Tomato" is a huge red balloon used for munitions target practice at sea. It's set afloat and then attacked with extreme prejudice. Explosives against it just cause a slow leak.
So to the extent that goodlife is a blow up doll, she's a Killer Tomato!?
http://cec.wustl.edu/~naw1/nh/hallucinations/killer-tomato.png
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 1:52 pm
So to the extent that goodlife is a blow up doll, she's a Killer Tomato!?
http://cec.wustl.edu/%7Enaw1/nh/hallucinations/killer-tomato.png
She's only like that until she's had her morning coffee.
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 2:00 pm
I BEG your pardon!!
I am NOT!
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 2:01 pm
I BEG your pardon!!
I am NOT!
Oh yeah baby! I love it when blondes beg! :lol:
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 2:04 pm
She's only like that until she's had her morning coffee.
That's fair. I can relate.
Caffeine addiction is bad thing, in some ways.
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 2:08 pm
but he's lying! I'm a most pleasant person all the time!
Maybe that's why he got up every morning and made coffee for us....he was skeeeered of me! LOL
Unfounded of course.
Liability
March 28th, 2007, 2:13 pm
but he's lying! I'm a most pleasant person all the time!
Maybe that's why he got up every morning and made coffee for us....he was skeeeered of me! LOL
Unfounded of course.
Maybe he's just afraid of ketchup in the morning.
Fire Watch
March 28th, 2007, 2:15 pm
I am so disturbed by what I have been reading here.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 2:18 pm
but he's lying! I'm a most pleasant person all the time!
Maybe that's why he got up every morning and made coffee for us....he was skeeeered of me! LOL
Unfounded of course.
I don't even drink coffee. I made the coffee because I was awake before most everybody else and making the house smell like coffee is a nicer way to wake people up than the old boot camp way of banging on the garbage can and yelling "RISE AND SHINE, MAGGOTS!!"
It was just a subtle hint. :D
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 2:20 pm
I am so disturbed by what I have been reading here.
You're sure that you weren't disturbed before you started reading here?
Fire Watch
March 28th, 2007, 2:28 pm
You may have a point Gene.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 2:39 pm
You may have a point Gene.
That's why I keep my hair combed over it.
F9thRet
March 28th, 2007, 2:46 pm
but he's lying! I'm a most pleasant person all the time!
Maybe that's why he got up every morning and made coffee for us....he was skeeeered of me! LOL
Unfounded of course.
There is a whole chapter in the bible that tells ya, men make the coffee. I think It's called He-Brews.
Stephen
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 2:49 pm
There is a whole chapter in the bible that tells ya, men make the coffee. I think It's called He-Brews.
Stephen
I own the bible. The very first chapter the bible is "Gene's Is".
F9thRet
March 28th, 2007, 3:01 pm
I own the bible. The very first chapter the bible is "Gene's Is".
LOL I like that Gene. Gotta remember that one.
Stephen
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 3:05 pm
LOL I like that Gene. Gotta remember that one.
Stephen
There's another book in there about dirty jokes. It's called Levity-Cuss.
DALLAS1234
March 28th, 2007, 3:10 pm
I am so disturbed by what I have been reading here.
yea this thread is more disturbing than usual..you must be proud rick..:lol:
Fire Watch
March 28th, 2007, 4:34 pm
I cant take credit for it Dallas, I wasnt even here.
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 4:41 pm
I cant take credit for it Dallas, I wasnt even here.
You broke it, you bought it. Rickalodeon is all your demented idea. Of course it attracted demented posts.
DALLAS1234
March 28th, 2007, 4:43 pm
You broke it, you bought it. Rickalodeon is all your demented idea. Of course it attracted demented posts.
:)) :))
FoxGranadaChuck
March 28th, 2007, 4:58 pm
You broke it, you bought it. Rickalodeon is all your demented idea. Of course it attracted demented posts.
This is exactly why Rickalodeon is considered in the same genre as Spice and Pleasure Channels. LOL
goodlife
March 28th, 2007, 8:42 pm
This is exactly why Rickalodeon is considered in the same genre as Spice and Pleasure Channels. LOL
and how is it that you have knowledge of this?
Fire Watch
March 28th, 2007, 10:25 pm
I keep telling him this is a family friendly zone..
gdoane
March 28th, 2007, 11:10 pm
I keep telling him this is a family friendly zone..
You should be used to nobody listening to you by now if you have a family.
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 11:22 am
Al Gore would be proud Gene..you've voiced another Inconvenient Truth.
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 12:41 pm
I LIKE it when my family ignores me...LOL
gdoane
March 29th, 2007, 1:13 pm
Al Gore would be proud Gene..you've voiced another Inconvenient Truth.
Inconvenient Truths:
You never notice the toilet paper has run out until you need it.
You make a list for the grocery store only to go there and forget the list.
Your car only breaks down on the way home, but never going to work.
Everybody pretends to like looking at baby pictures but nobody actually likes seeing the pink wrinkled lizards.
Making the coffee is an easy way to get people to appreciate you.
Taking the last can out of the fridge is an easy way to get people to not appreciate you.
Murphy's Law is a gross underestimation. Even things that CAN'T go wrong will go wrong.
If you ever get directions that include the phrase "You Can't Miss It" then you'll miss it.
The people who tell you their dogs bark is worth than his bite have never been bitten by their dog.
You should never take advice from people who are compelled to make ten point lists. Oh... wait. My bad.
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 1:59 pm
lol...good stuff
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 2:32 pm
I'm sleepy.
Liability
March 29th, 2007, 2:34 pm
I LIKE it when my family ignores me...LOL
As do they.
Liability
March 29th, 2007, 2:35 pm
I'm sleepy.
I'm Dopey and Grumpy.
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 2:36 pm
Inconvenient Truths:
You never notice the toilet paper has run out until you need it.
You make a list for the grocery store only to go there and forget the list.
Your car only breaks down on the way home, but never going to work.
Everybody pretends to like looking at baby pictures but nobody actually likes seeing the pink wrinkled lizards.
Making the coffee is an easy way to get people to appreciate you.
Taking the last can out of the fridge is an easy way to get people to not appreciate you.
Murphy's Law is a gross underestimation. Even things that CAN'T go wrong will go wrong.
If you ever get directions that include the phrase "You Can't Miss It" then you'll miss it.
The people who tell you their dogs bark is worth than his bite have never been bitten by their dog.
You should never take advice from people who are compelled to make ten point lists. Oh... wait. My bad.
:lol: how true this list is...
csparks
March 29th, 2007, 2:37 pm
I'm sleepy.
Take a nap....:)
gdoane
March 29th, 2007, 2:46 pm
I'm sleepy.
You're blonde too but going to bed doesn't fix that.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 2:48 pm
Take a nap....:)
Oh I wish I could take a nap!
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 2:50 pm
You're blonde too but going to bed doesn't fix that.
:eek: ..:))
gdoane
March 29th, 2007, 2:51 pm
:lol: how true this list is...
On the toilet paper thing, what I did was got "Cottonelle For Kids", a whole pack of it that is like completely embarassing to have on the spindle as the last ditch back-up. It's not normally there because no guy wants to see little kid cartoon pictures printed on the TP, so it's a reminder that I need to buy more so I don't have to look at the embarassing stuff anymore.
I figure one pack of that stuff will last me at least a year. :think:
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 2:56 pm
On the toilet paper thing, what I did was got "Cottonelle For Kids", a whole pack of it that is like completely embarassing to have on the spindle as the last ditch back-up. It's not normally there because no guy wants to see little kid cartoon pictures printed on the TP, so it's a reminder that I need to buy more so I don't have to look at the embarassing stuff anymore.
I figure one pack of that stuff will last me at least a year. :think:
:)) well you gotta do what you gotta do to remember
gdoane
March 29th, 2007, 4:05 pm
:)) well you gotta do what you gotta do to remember
I'd tie a string around my finger but I had a bad experience with that when my finger swelled up and I couldn't get to the knot to loosen it up. I had to find a really sharp pair of scissors to get it off and that's not an easy thing to do safely. Fortunately I'm not going through life with a nickname of "Lefty" but there was a moment of nervousness about the possibility.
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 4:30 pm
Gene...
*shaking my head*
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 4:31 pm
I'm more sleepy and yes Liability..I already knew you were dopey and grumpy!
LOL
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 4:32 pm
I'd tie a string around my finger but I had a bad experience with that when my finger swelled up and I couldn't get to the knot to loosen it up. I had to find a really sharp pair of scissors to get it off and that's not an easy thing to do safely. Fortunately I'm not going through life with a nickname of "Lefty" but there was a moment of nervousness about the possibility.
:)) OMG!! you are a trip!!!
FoxGranadaChuck
March 29th, 2007, 5:00 pm
I'd tie a string around my finger but I had a bad experience with that when my finger swelled up and I couldn't get to the knot to loosen it up. I had to find a really sharp pair of scissors to get it off and that's not an easy thing to do safely. Fortunately I'm not going through life with a nickname of "Lefty" but there was a moment of nervousness about the possibility.
Do you have a partner-in-crime with the nickname of "Poncho"?! :think: :think: :think:
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 7:29 pm
Oh I wish I could take a nap!
Or a lunch..
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 7:55 pm
Or a lunch..
:eek:
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 7:56 pm
what??
goodlife
March 29th, 2007, 7:59 pm
I didn't say nuttin!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 8:38 pm
Uh-huh...instigator.
gdoane
March 29th, 2007, 9:28 pm
Do you have a partner-in-crime with the nickname of "Poncho"?! :think: :think: :think:
Well, the dust that Poncho bit down South ended up in Lefty's mouth.
The day they lay poor Poncho low, Lefty split for Ohio.
Here he got the bread to go, ain't nobody knows.
(Note: for people who don't get this, it's a song by Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson call Poncho and Lefty)
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 9:38 pm
Or a lunch..
:think:
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 9:52 pm
lmao
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 9:56 pm
lmao
Yeah me too! LOL
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 9:57 pm
hello rickalodeon
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 9:57 pm
So...whats up?
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:00 pm
nuthing...what about you?
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:03 pm
What's up with all you people?
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:04 pm
Nada..watching The Office.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:06 pm
Nada..watching The Office.
I don't like that show! I want to be watching Grey's Anatomy but it's a rerun!:frown:
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:07 pm
You dont like The Office?!??!?!!??!??!! What the ****s wrong with you????
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:07 pm
You dont like The Office?!??!?!!??!??!! What the ****s wrong with you????
You're so dramatic!
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:07 pm
I don't like that show! I want to be watching Grey's Anatomy but it's a rerun!:frown:
Im fixin to watch a night at the musuem..
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:08 pm
You dont like The Office?!??!?!!??!??!! What the ****s wrong with you????
it's alright..I watch it when there is absolutely nothing else to watch
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:09 pm
Im fixin to watch a night at the musuem..
I wanted to rent The Pursuit of Happyness, but I don't feel like going to the movie store.
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:11 pm
You're so dramatic!
You need help if you dont like The Office..Steve Carrel is hilarious.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:13 pm
You need help if you dont like The Office..Steve Carrel is hilarious.
It's just not my cup of tea! LOL Which surprises me because I normally love stuff like that!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:13 pm
I dont like tea.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:15 pm
I dont like tea.
Me either! I like Diet Dr Pepper!
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:17 pm
I wanted to rent The Pursuit of Happyness, but I don't feel like going to the movie store.
oh I want to see that too...I took the movie Im fixin to watch from my aunt Im about to go stir crazy here..so she let me take some movies to watch
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:17 pm
Me either! I like Diet Dr Pepper!
Diet anything tastes like ****.
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:18 pm
Diet anything tastes like ****.
it's an aquired taste...
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:18 pm
Diet anything tastes like ****.
Not Diet Dr Pepper, it taste just like regular Dr Pepper!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:19 pm
I tried it..if you think so, you've never had a regular Dr. Pepper, or your taste buds have issues.
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:19 pm
it's an aquired taste...
Like eating cold raw horse **** is an aquired taste..pass..lol.
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:20 pm
Like eating cold raw horse **** is an aquired taste..pass..lol.
lol..no
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:20 pm
I tried it..if you think so, you've never had a regular Dr. Pepper, or your taste buds have issues.
Apparently you have issues tonight! You're being all grrrr!
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:21 pm
Like eating cold raw horse **** is an aquired taste..pass..lol.
Opposed to eating warm raw horse ****?
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:21 pm
Yeah..like sexy grrrrrrrr
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:21 pm
Opposed to eating warm raw horse ****?
LMAO!!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:22 pm
Opposed to eating warm raw horse ****?
Yeah, you can say that since I wasnt born in Mississippi.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:23 pm
Yeah, you can say that since I wasnt born in Mississippi.
Well you choose to live here! That makes you worse than me!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:24 pm
No, because I know that eating horse **** in any form is wrong..whereas you Mississippians do it outta habit apparantly.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:25 pm
Yeah..like sexy grrrrrrrr
No like you forgot to take your crazy pill grrrrr!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:26 pm
OOOH....thanks for the reminder.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:26 pm
No, because I know that eating horse **** in any form is wrong..whereas you Mississippians do it outta habit apparantly.
WTH !
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:27 pm
Lol!!!
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:28 pm
Lol!!!
You've lost it! There isn't much I can say for my fellow Mississippians but I have never eaten horse **** in any form!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:33 pm
I have some pics that may prove otherwise..
DALLAS1234
March 29th, 2007, 10:34 pm
You've lost it! There isn't much I can say for my fellow Mississippians but I have never eaten horse **** in any form!
I think this thread has taken a whole new form of EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:34 pm
I have some pics that may prove otherwise..
Oh please!
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:35 pm
I think this thread has taken a whole new form of EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
This thread was already a whole new form of EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Fire Watch
March 29th, 2007, 10:35 pm
You say that waaay too much Brooke..but it never gets old.
pryncessbrooke
March 29th, 2007, 10:37 pm
You say that waaay too much Brooke..but it never gets old.
:naughty: :naughty: