Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

Dude..we dont need a play by play.

[ja_harr]

Dude..we dont need a play by play.

So there I was, sock in hand and a foot that needed attention.....

[Fire Watch]

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...go on

[ja_harr]

lol

[Fire Watch]

j/k

[ja_harr]

sure....that's not what the PM I got said.

[Fire Watch]

damnit..I'll never trust you again..the webcams OFF now bitch

[ja_harr]

Bi-polar much? Turn that ****in cam back on...NOW!

[melinda]

I try to get a foot massage at least twice a day.

+1

[Fire Watch]

tytyty

[melinda]

So there I was, sock in hand and a foot that needed attention.....

you meant a "foot" that needed attention.....

[ja_harr]

you meant a "foot" that needed attention.....

Actually I meant a ****, but yeah "foot" is the codeword. :))

[DALLAS1234]

ok soo I went back a pg on this thread...OMG!!! :))

[Fire Watch]

lol

[melinda]

I try to get a foot massage at least twice a day.

Sometimes I have to massage my own "feet"...sometimes I let the jet spray in the tub get 'em real clean. My "feet" need lots of attention, me being a "runner" and all....:angel:

[ja_harr]

Yep, I wrecked my pants.

[Fire Watch]

Mel...tell me more..I could use pics to go along with the narrative

[ja_harr]

Mel...tell me more..I could use pics to go along with the narrative

x2

[DALLAS1234]

Sometimes I have to massage my own "feet"...sometimes I let the jet spray in the tub get 'em real clean. My "feet" need lots of attention, me being a "runner" and all....:angel:

those jet sprays can really do the job sometimes....

[Fire Watch]

Pics Damnit Before I Have An Aneurism

[ja_harr]

I got mine already...chump.

[Fire Watch]

I dont want pics of you in a hot tub chump

[ja_harr]

oh, I misunderstood.

[ja_harr]

Disregard those and kindly delete, thank you.

[Fire Watch]

No can do, they're already posted on Yanks MySpace.

[DALLAS1234]

:))

[ja_harr]

No can do, they're already posted on Yanks MySpace.

lol, now that right there is funny.

He's probably rubbing his foot right now.

[DALLAS1234]

lol, now that right there is funny.

He's probably rubbing his foot right now.

ok your not really talking feet right?

[ja_harr]

ok your not really talking feet right?

.....

are you serious? :))

[Fire Watch]

Dallas...you owe me a Grande Mocha Cappuchino from Starbucks..I just spit mine all over

[ja_harr]

Dallas...you owe me a Grande Mocha Cappuchino from Starbucks..I just spit mine all over

More importantly...what the **** are you drinking that for?! You still have time to edit.

[melinda]

I am absolutely laughing my butt off over here...
I gotta go, though. Y'all have a good one. :)) :)) :))

[ja_harr]

I am going to take a bath, pics on the way

niiiiiiice

[Fire Watch]

More importantly...what the **** are you drinking that for?! You still have time to edit.
Yank and I had a deal..the pics of you in the hot tub for the coffee...he got to pick to coffee

[ja_harr]

Yank and I had a deal..the pics of you in the hot tub for the coffee...he got to pick to coffee

Fair enough, just don't trade me for a pack of smokes like the last time....that guy was WEIRD.

[Fire Watch]

Fair enough, just don't trade me for a pack of smokes like the last time....that guy was WEIRD.
And I dont know where he got those smokes..but I couldnt stop staring at my fingers..

[ja_harr]

And I dont know where he got those smokes..but I couldnt stop staring at my fingers..

At least we got paroled. I'm never going back to prison again.

[morticia_28_358]

At least we got paroled. I'm never going back to prison again.

ja, you the only guy that got a weekend furlow and DIDN'T leave :))

[Fire Watch]

At least we got paroled. I'm never going back to prison again.
:rolleyes: Please..it took 3 guards to pry your arms from around Bubba's neck..how is Bubba by the way, he promised to write..hasnt...

[ja_harr]

:rolleyes: Please..it took 3 guards to pry your arms from around Bubba's neck..how is Bubba by the way, he promised to write..hasnt...

Oddly enough he started his own franchise of Starbucks...said you still owed him a favor and he was going to cash in his chips. I don't know what that means.

[Fire Watch]

Oddly enough he started his own franchise of Starbucks...said you still owed him a favor and he was going to cash in his chips. I don't know what that means.
That ****er, I knew that **** tasted weird

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas...you owe me a Grande Mocha Cappuchino from Starbucks..I just spit mine all over

:))

[ja_harr]

And you spit it out. I pray for your sake that he doesn't find out.

[Arya]

That ****er, I knew that **** tasted weird

Ewwwwwww...

[Fire Watch]

And you spit it out. I pray for your sake that he doesn't find out.
Yeah, I heard what he did to you back in the cell that time you made that mistake..were the docs able to tuck that **** back in?

[ja_harr]

Yeah, I heard what he did to you back in the cell that time you made that mistake..were the docs able to tuck that **** back in?

Yeah, it's back to normal...just had to take a bovie to it and cauterize it a bit.

Thanks for the backup BTW....pulling out that camera sure scared him off.

[DALLAS1234]

OMG!! I don't know what is worst Ja and Rick or Yank and Tate...hmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, it's back to normal...just had to take a bovie to it and cauterize it a bit.

Thanks for the backup BTW....pulling out that camera sure scared him off.
Well..you can blame the scars on a bad case of hemorrhoids..

[ja_harr]

Well..you can blame the scars on a bad case of hemorrhoids..

And what about the "Rick was Here" tattoo? I know sometimes you gotta do some things you don't want in prison just to survive...but damn that hurt.

[Fire Watch]

And what about the "Rick was Here" tattoo? I know sometimes you gotta do some things you don't want in prison just to survive...but damn that hurt.
What can I say? I had a rusty cot spring, some ink, and a target.

[DALLAS1234]

What can I say? I had a rusty cot spring, some ink, and a target.

LMAO!!!!! :)) :)) :))

[ja_harr]

What can I say? I had a rusty cot spring, some ink, and a target.

Well, let the past be the past. I'll get over it, but it's hard to cover up a tattoo on my lips.

[Fire Watch]

LMAO!!!!! :)) :)) :))
Laugh, but you're next.

[Fire Watch]

Well, let the past be the past. I'll get over it, but it's hard to cover up a tattoo on my lips.
A goatee works for some folks..

[DALLAS1234]

Laugh, but you're next.

dont tease me Rick...

[Fire Watch]

lol

[DALLAS1234]

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

Thanks for entertaining me freaks!

[pryncessbrooke]

I know you people have missed me!

[Fire Watch]

yup..but I'm getting ready to log off for the night..tty in the AM.

[Fire Watch]

hola people

[DALLAS1234]

hola Rick..

[Fire Watch]

I like that avatar

[DALLAS1234]

I knew you would...;)

[Fire Watch]

mmhmm

[DALLAS1234]

mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

good movie

[DALLAS1234]

what movie

[Fire Watch]

Silence of the Lambs..I watched it earlier.

[DALLAS1234]

ohh..hmm Im gonna go home and watch The Gaurdian

[Fire Watch]

Have fun

[DALLAS1234]

ohhhhhhhh yea...its gonna be such a blast..Ill end up bk on here til gawd know's when..

[Fire Watch]

Lmao..I may be..after How I Met Your Mother is over

[markd]

ohhhhhhhh yea...its gonna be such a blast..Ill end up bk on here til gawd know's when..Call me we'll do the usual.

[DALLAS1234]

Call me we'll do the usual.

;)...sure thang sweetie..

[Fire Watch]

Call me we'll do the usual.
That's not an option, the midget AND the owner of the llama have restraining orders.

[DALLAS1234]

That's not an option, the midget AND the owner of the llama have restraining orders.

damn I forgot about that...

[ja_harr]

That's not an option, the midget AND the owner of the llama have restraining orders.

X2

[markd]

That's not an option, the midget AND the owner of the llama have restraining orders.I thought that had a sunset clause.

[Fire Watch]

I thought that had a sunset clause.
Yeah, it goes into effect at sunset.

[markd]

I really need to read the fine print.

[Fire Watch]

It's a bitch..make sure you dont miss the "filet mignon and caviar" clause..they get a little testy.

[ja_harr]

People don't realize how demanding Midgets are.

[Fire Watch]

not to mention llamas

[pryncessbrooke]

Rick step away from the Llamas!

[Fire Watch]

They're soooo fluffy though..

[pryncessbrooke]

Remember fluffy things are bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Now you tell me, after I get ticks.

[Fire Watch]

I have a BaDunkaDunk appointment tonight

[DALLAS1234]

mooning people on your web cam again Rick?

[Fire Watch]

I probably should..it's been a while.

[DALLAS1234]

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

nah, the wife will be home any minute..that could be a problem for her.

[DALLAS1234]

yea I think that would be...

[Fire Watch]

Ok I'm back.

[ja_harr]

About ****ing time.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm not back! I'm just a figment of your imagination!

[Fire Watch]

I have a BaDunkaDunk appointment tonight
lol

[Fire Watch]

I'm not back! I'm just a figment of your imagination!
You stalker...showing up when I do...

[pryncessbrooke]

I was here first!

[Fire Watch]

If you say so short ****

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey I said don't call me ****!

[Fire Watch]

sorry....****er

[ja_harr]

So you two, how was it?

[morticia_28_358]

So you two, how was it?

im sure it's on youtube by now...

[pryncessbrooke]

So you two, how was it?

Dinner? What exactly do you mean?

[ja_harr]

im sure it's on youtube by now...

You ever been on Youtube?

Ever want to? ;)

[morticia_28_358]

You ever been on Youtube?

Ever want to? ;)


lol

i have enough images and **** on the net...

[ja_harr]

lol

i have enough images and **** on the net...

:think:

[DALLAS1234]

Brooke I thought we agreed to not film in any more of Ricks home video's

[ja_harr]

Brooke I thought we agreed to not film in any more of Ricks home video's

huh? lol, read that again.

[pryncessbrooke]

Brooke I thought we agreed to not film in any more of Ricks home video's

Well I wasn't, but all that talk about Llamas and I couldn't resist! The Llama was the straw that broke the Camels back! :)) :))

[pryncessbrooke]

huh? lol, read that again.

I understood her!

[ja_harr]

I understood her!

lol

[DALLAS1234]

huh? lol, read that again.

:razz: hey you know what I meant...;)

[Fire Watch]

So you two, how was it?
Exhausting.

[ja_harr]

Exhausting.

:flag:

[pryncessbrooke]

You flipping wished!

[Fire Watch]

You flipping wished!
Yeah, I was trying to make you feel better about your performance..you need to start running again..get your wind back.

[DALLAS1234]

how are ya tonight brooke?

[ja_harr]

how are ya tonight brooke?

Exhausted? :)

[Fire Watch]

how are ya tonight brooke?
Her legs are a little shaky, but overall pretty damn good.

[DALLAS1234]

Her legs are a little shaky, but overall pretty damn good.

now Im jealous...

[Fire Watch]

I'm ready to go again..care to take a little drive?

[pryncessbrooke]

how are ya tonight brooke?

I'm good not exhausted at all!

[DALLAS1234]

I ready to go again..care to take a little drive?

hmmmmmmm

[ja_harr]

I'm good not exhausted at all!

lmao

[pryncessbrooke]

now Im jealous...

Me too I'm trying to figure out what I missed!

[Fire Watch]

I'm good not exhausted at all!
Big talk from a little ****:D

[pryncessbrooke]

You're a ****!

[Fire Watch]

Lol and you love it.

[ja_harr]

:flag: Rick is now my hero.

[pryncessbrooke]

:flag: Rick is now my hero.

There you go putting words into my mouth again! Now I know why you got called a jackoff! LOL

[ja_harr]

There you go putting words into my mouth again! Now I know why you got called a jackoff! LOL

:))

[Fire Watch]

There you go putting words into my mouth again! Now I know why you got called a jackoff! LOL
He put what in your mouth? I'm glad I left when I did.

[ja_harr]

Oh no....I wouldn't corrupt Brooke.

[Fire Watch]

Oh no....I wouldn't corrupt Brooke.
too late..lol

[pryncessbrooke]

Oh no....I wouldn't corrupt Brooke.

Dang I'm disappointed!

[Fire Watch]

dangit y'all

[markd]

I heard the word jackoff and came a runnin.

[pryncessbrooke]

dangit y'all

Stop it!

[ja_harr]

nothing to see here

[Fire Watch]

Stop it!y'all?

[ja_harr]

So anyways, I have a headache.

[DALLAS1234]

what are we talking about exactly?

[Fire Watch]

what are we talking about exactly?
The kinky **** I threw on Brooke.

[morticia_28_358]

here ja...

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/morticia28358/pms.jpg

this will help w/ the apparent irritability around here too

[pryncessbrooke]

what are we talking about exactly?

We're talking about Rick being delusional!

[DALLAS1234]

The kinky **** I threw on Brooke.

:))

[Fire Watch]

We're talking about Rick being delusional!
From all the sex

[ja_harr]

here ja...

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/morticia28358/pms.jpg

this will help w/ the apparent irritability around here too

LOL, thanks Morticia.

[DALLAS1234]

We're talking about Rick being delusional!

oh good that sounds more realistical

[Fire Watch]

oh good that sounds more realistical
Real what ical?

[DALLAS1234]

Real what ical?

did I spell it wrong? damn this spelling **** sucks....

[Fire Watch]

lol

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I am going to start demanding that my local cable TV service carry Rickalodeon!!! LOL

[DALLAS1234]

I am going to start demanding that my local cable TV service carry Rickalodeon!!! LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yankee in NC]

The kinky **** I threw on Brooke.

So, was she up for it?

[DALLAS1234]

Morining Rickalodeonians

[ja_harr]

It's a way of life.

[Fire Watch]

hey y'all

[DALLAS1234]

it really is...

[Fire Watch]

What is?

[Gaby77]

What is?
A way of life would be my guess.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah..makes sense..my attention span is a little stunted at the moment..lol

[DALLAS1234]

A way of life would be my guess.

yep

[Gaby77]

Yeah..makes sense..my attention span is a little stunted at the moment..lol

:hug:
More hugs for Rick.

[Gaby77]

yep

See? :)

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah..makes sense..my attention span is a little stunted at the moment..lol

it'll be ok rick...:hug:..

[Fire Watch]

I was reading to my kids..watching the news, and trying to keep up here

[Gaby77]

I was reading to my kids..watching the news, and trying to keep up here

Good. Life here isn't all that it's cracked up to be you know. ;)

[Fire Watch]

You mean this isnt all real? I'm so confused.

[chichimama]

This is real. It's the rest of life that's make-believe.

[Fire Watch]

Thats what I thought...thanks for clearing that up.

[DALLAS1234]

This is real. It's the rest of life that's make-believe.

true story

[Fire Watch]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9d9BIvthwJM

Rock on

[morticia_28_358]

aaaaagghhhh

[Gaby77]

:eh:

[morticia_28_358]

im having issues!!!

[Gaby77]

im having issues!!!

:hug:

[DALLAS1234]

im having issues!!!

:hug:

[pryncessbrooke]

:frown: :cry: :(( :((

[DALLAS1234]

:frown: :cry: :(( :((

I promise brooke it'll be alright..:hug:

[pryncessbrooke]

I promise brooke it'll be alright..:hug:

It wasn't a wonderful day in the neighborhood !

[DALLAS1234]

It wasn't a wonderful day in the neighborhood !

no it wasn't....:((

[Fire Watch]

Why what happened?

[pryncessbrooke]

This neighborhood has gone down the toilet! LOL

[Fire Watch]

Nah..it's still in the septic tank where it belongs.

[morticia_28_358]

are we gonna need tetanus shots?


btw, y'all...

like my cat?

[ja_harr]

You have a nice cat Morticia.

[Fire Watch]

are we gonna need tetanus shots?


btw, y'all...

like my cat?
That cat is hilarious.

[Gaby77]

The cat is cute.

[pryncessbrooke]

Lmao

[Fire Watch]

short ****

[pryncessbrooke]

don't call me ****!

[ja_harr]

Brooke is NOT a ****! She is a ****!

[Fire Watch]

Brooke is NOT a ****! She is a ****!
Thats what I said..she just cant read.

[Gaby77]

:eh:

[pryncessbrooke]

Thats what I said..she just cant read.

I can read perfectly well and you call me a **** not a ****!

[Fire Watch]

I did not you lying little ****

[pryncessbrooke]

See there you go calling me a **** again!

[Fire Watch]

**** **** **** **** I did not

[Gaby77]

I actually have nothing to say to this.... hmm.

[ja_harr]

I actually have nothing to say to this.... hmm.

x2

[Fire Watch]

I actually have nothing to say to this.... hmm.
It's probably for the best.

[Gaby77]

It's probably for the best.

:think:
I can see that.

[Fire Watch]

She'd just lie about what you said..and about being a little ****.

[pryncessbrooke]

I did not!

[Fire Watch]

I love it..goodnight little ****

[pryncessbrooke]

Buona notte!;)

[Fire Watch]

Hi!

[pryncessbrooke]

Ciao!

[Fire Watch]

It is soooo warm today..I love it

[tatervt]

Brooke: Soooo cultered for a cracker barrel queen....

[pryncessbrooke]

Brooke: Soooo cultered for a cracker barrel queen....

:evil:

[csparks]

Brooke: Soooo cultered for a cracker barrel queen....

What's cultered?:neutral:

[pryncessbrooke]

It is soooo warm today..I love it

I know it's suppose to be in the 70's today! Yay!

[Fire Watch]

What's cultered?:neutral:
x2

[csparks]

I know it's suppose to be in the 70's today! Yay!

50's here....but considering it was 2 Friday, I'll take it....

[Fire Watch]

lol..cant blame you.

[tatervt]

So I was talking about her cells.....sheesh

[pryncessbrooke]

So I was talking about her cells.....sheesh

I'm assuming you mean cultured?

[tatervt]

I'm assuming you mean cultured?

For the second time...YES


It was my way of typing for trailer park translation...

[Fire Watch]

****, I just dropped my coffee

[tatervt]

****, I just dropped my coffee

Sue mickey D's - it's their fault

[Fire Watch]

Cant..I made the coffee..maybe I can sue Community Coffee?

[tatervt]

Philip Morris will work...everyone else is suing them

[pryncessbrooke]

For the second time...YES


It was my way of typing for trailer park translation...

Oh really. Where'd you learn that? Must be from the trailer park you live in!

[Fire Watch]

Or Oprah...I hear she likes to settle.

[pryncessbrooke]

****, I just dropped my coffee

At least you didn't spit it on your computer!

[Fire Watch]

At least you didn't spit it on your computer!
Spit it on my computer AGAIN you mean.

[Yankee in NC]

Alright... what are we going to do today to keep things livened up around here? :))

[pryncessbrooke]

That's a great question!

[csparks]

Alright... what are we going to do today to keep things livened up around here? :))

We could.........oh wait.....I forgot about the rules....sorry yank...:wall:

[Yankee in NC]

We could.........oh wait.....I forgot about the rules....sorry yank...:wall:

PM me..

[Yankee in NC]

That's a great question!

I have to keep editing my posts here.:mad:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

This thread is STILL going?! :think: :think: :think:

[Fire Watch]

Of course..its a way of life

[Fire Watch]

Viva la Brooke!

[pryncessbrooke]

Viva la Brooke!

wth?

[DALLAS1234]

hey rick and brooke..

[Fire Watch]

wth?
I knew you'd show up for that one..lol

[pryncessbrooke]

hey rick and brooke..

Hello!

[pryncessbrooke]

Woo hoo 15 minutes of work left!

[Fire Watch]

Hiya Dallas!

[DALLAS1234]

Woo hoo 15 minutes of work left!

girl I got an hr left..but I may cut out early..

[Fire Watch]

1 hr 53 minutes

[pryncessbrooke]

I am cutting out early!

[DALLAS1234]

Im exhausted...

[DALLAS1234]

I am cutting out early!

:dance: :dance: