Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[FranklySpeaking]

Or less...just now on the front page..

Welcome to Rickalodeon (10:58 PM EST)
So, how often does that update?


I came in to post that :lol:

also a quote from ANOTHER thread I started in the Religion forum



"Teacher's Pet" ... :hand:

[Fire Watch]

Lol.

[Fire Watch]

Soemones gotta get this thread back on the front page.

[DALLAS1234]

well Im sure between Ja and you and ya'll love for midget..leopards and Ebay you can get back on front page Rick..;)

[Fire Watch]

Oh it's a given.

[Fire Watch]

Whats up chumps?

[ja_harr]

nada

[Fire Watch]

I can see that.

[morticia_28_358]

hi rick


hi ja


since no one else will speak.............i aint speakin to them either.......they can bite me!

[ja_harr]

This is brutal

[Fire Watch]

The Grammy's are on, John Mayer beat out Justin Timberfreak...thank God.

[ja_harr]

John Mayer blows donkeys.

[DALLAS1234]

I don't like the grammy's its all rigged anyway..they pick the least favorite singers as winners..

[ja_harr]

I don't like the grammy's its all rigged anyway..they pick the least favorite singers as winners..

:snooty: Conspiracy! U2 won many many Grammies, proof enough right there that it's not rigged. :)

[DALLAS1234]

:snooty: Conspiracy! U2 won many many Grammies, proof enough right there that it's not rigged. :)

proof that it is....:))



Im just pickin with ya

[ja_harr]

proof that it is....:))



Im just pickin with ya

Oh no you didn't!!

[DALLAS1234]

Oh no you didn't!!

:)) oh yes I did...;)

[ja_harr]

:)) oh yes I did...;)

I'll let it slide. :(

[DALLAS1234]

I'll let it slide. :(

:(

[Fire Watch]

good morning freaks

[pryncessbrooke]

Good morning Rick!

[tatervt]

Morning Mrs. Brooke

[Fire Watch]

Hiya B(Crook)e

[melinda]

good morning freaks

Good Morning!

[Fire Watch]

Hi Melinda, nice avatar.

[pryncessbrooke]

Morning Mrs. Brooke

Morning Tater!

[melinda]

Hi Melinda, nice avatar.

thank you.

[pryncessbrooke]

Good morning melinda

[Fire Watch]

Yw

[melinda]

Good morning melinda

Good Morning, brooke!!

[melinda]

Yw

so, Rick...how's the funnel??

[Fire Watch]

Thanks for reminding me, I need more coffee.

[ja_harr]

Just making rounds here, this bad boy almost fell off the 1st page.

[Fire Watch]

We cant let that happen.

[pryncessbrooke]

good morning people!

[Fire Watch]

Hi Brooke type people.

[pryncessbrooke]

Hi Brooke type people.

Hey Rick type person!

[Fire Watch]

Well since you said "hi" in general, I thought I would say hi to Brookes in general.

[melinda]

Hello and Good Morning, both Brooke and Rick!

[Fire Watch]

HI Melinda, how are you?

[melinda]

HI Melinda, how are you?

feeling groovy...

[melinda]

how you feeling, Rick?

[Fire Watch]

Outstanding~

[pryncessbrooke]

Well since you said "hi" in general, I thought I would say hi to Brookes in general.

Oh ok I got you!

[pryncessbrooke]

Hello and Good Morning, both Brooke and Rick!

Good morning !

[Fire Watch]

Oh ok I got you!
You wish stalker..I want those pics you took.

[pryncessbrooke]

You wish stalker..I want those pics you took.

Please you enjoyed taking those pics. You posed for them!

[Fire Watch]

And???

[pryncessbrooke]

And???

And I don't see what the problem is! LOL Plus be honest. You know the only reason I took those pics was because you snuck onto my property and I needed proof of your lurking!

[Fire Watch]

My yard is NOT your propert psycho.

[pryncessbrooke]

Yes I know but these were taken in MY yard! Psycho!

[Fire Watch]

Lies, all lies. You're really starting to worry me. I think I may have to call Whitfield.

[pryncessbrooke]

Call Whitfield I'll be calling Brentwood for you!

[Fire Watch]

Brentwood is for behavioral health, ie drug addict..Whitfield is for nuts, ie Brooke.

[pryncessbrooke]

Brentwood is for behavioral health, ie drug addict..Whitfield is for nuts, ie Brooke.

Since when is behavioral health just for drug addicts? It is for crazy people as well, ie RICK!

[Fire Watch]

You would be the expert

[pryncessbrooke]

You would be the expert

Shut up Rick! The only reason I know is because I called to get referral for you!

[melinda]

you two love birds are so cute with your "love talk"...

[pryncessbrooke]

you two love birds are so cute with your "love talk"...

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

you two love birds are so cute with your "love talk"...
***?:eh:

[Fire Watch]

Shut up Rick! The only reason I know is because I called to get referral for you!
Referral "from" and referral "for".

[melinda]

y'all know what I'm talking about ... ;)

[Fire Watch]

You know..spouses read this stuff.

[melinda]

You know..spouses read this stuff.

Then I'm in big trouble...

[Fire Watch]

burp

[DALLAS1234]

nasty

[Fire Watch]

mmmmm

[DALLAS1234]

mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

So there I was, at my mailbox, facing down a racoon.

[ja_harr]

Did you wet yourself and run?

[Fire Watch]

No, it was sitting on its hind legs, front paws raised kinda like in a surrender pose..but hissing like a cat....I looked at it and said "what the crap's your problem?".....it stopped hissing..lowered its front legs and paws and just watched me check my mail..I turned and looked at it as I started to walk away..I think we were both thinking the same thing.."what the hell was HIS problem?"

[ja_harr]

No, it was sitting on its hind legs, front paws raised kinda like in a surrender pose..but hissing like a cat....I looked at it and said "what the crap's your problem?".....it stopped hissing..lowered its front legs and paws and just watched me check my mail..I turned and looked at it as I started to walk away..I think we were both thinking the same thing.."what the hell was HIS problem?"

You're really in a full body cast now aren't you. Those things scare the **** outta me.

[Fire Watch]

Nah, they're pretty common around here..one of the reasons I never put my garbage out to the curb the night before.

[Fire Watch]

but they do keep the rats and snakes away.

[ja_harr]

Not a big fan of snakes.

[Fire Watch]

Testicle check in oder?

[Fire Watch]

Thats a private exam mind you..dont start unbuckling in here.

[ja_harr]

Still have 2

[morticia_28_358]

Thats a private exam mind you..dont start unbuckling in here.

speak for yourself, Rick...

[Fire Watch]

speak for yourself, Rick...
If you check and find some...I dont wanna know about it.

[morticia_28_358]

If you check and find some...I dont wanna know about it.


i was talking about ja, unbuckling.........:D

[ja_harr]

lol My wife might start asking questions if I started to take my pants off right in front of her while on the computer.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I've had that problem once or twice Ja_Harr..

[ja_harr]

lol, not I

[morticia_28_358]

i dunno how y'all wear clothes while ur on the computer :D

i joke!

[Fire Watch]

Yeah right..

[ja_harr]

I wear break-a-ways though, even a slight breeze could make me naked in a split second.

[morticia_28_358]

Yeah right..

yeah, right.......what?

[Fire Watch]

you lie..you know you cant walk past a computer without your top falling off.

[ja_harr]

Lol

[Fire Watch]

202 to go

[morticia_28_358]

you lie..you know you cant walk past a computer without your top falling off.

fall..........i take it off........spin it like a helicopter....and toss it across the room :))

not to mention that pole dancing bit ....

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[Fire Watch]

Ok, I gotta go handle some stuff..later folks.

[DALLAS1234]

wth?

[ja_harr]

Later

[morticia_28_358]

Ok, I gotta go handle some stuff..later folks.

talk about major TMI!

[Fire Watch]

almost a month since the last post in here, we just cant have that.

[ja_harr]

He just had to go hose down the midgets, was getting kinda rank.

[Dreamy]

almost a month since the last post in here, we just cant have that.


Almost did it!:twisted: Foiled again!


*Attaching cement boots to this horrid must die thread

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Welcome back, Dreamy!!! Missed you for a while!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

He just had to go hose down the midgets, was getting kinda rank.

Kinda rank?! Try like REALLY rank!!!

[Fire Watch]

Thats just not right....I allow them to shower.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Thats just not right....I allow them to shower.

Shower with what exactly?! Beer?!


LOL

[Fire Watch]

Welcome back, Dreamy!!! Missed you for a while!
Dont lie to her.

[Fire Watch]

mmmmm beer.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

mmmmm beer.

That's exactly what I thought. :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Fire Watch]

Too early..gotta keep telling myself it's too early..

[Fire Watch]

Now it's not!

[ja_harr]

I'm off to buy the wife some valentines ****. Cya all later.

[Fire Watch]

Good luck with that..why not just make her a romantic snowman and save some $?

[Fire Watch]

How'd that work out?

[ja_harr]

Worked out well, spoiled again.

No snowman, although a great idea....once it gets too cold you can't shape and form snow very well.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah true..and it's too damn cold to figure out a way to make it work.

[mdk190]

Yeah true..and it's too damn cold to figure out a way to make it work.

I hear ya, this is Snow Day number two. :dance:

[Fire Watch]

I hear ya, this is Snow Day number two. :dance:
Not too cold HERE...I was talking about where ja_harr is...its going to be in the 50's here

[mdk190]

Not too cold HERE...I was talking about where ja_harr is...its going to be in the 50's here

Its 4 degrees here in Pittsburgh. Brrr! Thank goodness I don't have to drive that much b/c the roads are slick.

[Fire Watch]

Every time I start to miss Chicago..I just remind myself what -20 feels like and I'm good.

[mdk190]

Every time I start to miss Chicago..I just remind myself what -20 feels like and I'm good.

I couldn't imagine living somewhere and not seeing the seasons change. Not to mention my wardrobe mainly consist of sweaters and slacks so moving somewhere warmer would severely limit my wardrobe.

[Fire Watch]

The seasons change here...Sweater season, T-shirt season, Bikini season, long sleeve season.

[mdk190]

The seasons change here...Sweater season, T-shirt season, Bikini season, long sleeve season.

The is quite a bit of difference between your sweater season and my sweater season. :lol: Like 40 degree difference.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I know, but I grew up in Chicago..I've learned to love not having to scrape my car windows..or undercoat my car..no snow piled up on the side of the roads..no outages due to ice on the lines..not haing my shoes and pants ruined by slush...

[Fire Watch]

106

[Fire Watch]

98

[Fire Watch]

Ok, so I brought a load of laundry in from the laundry room...went back out to get another load going...and found my kids in my room..Reagan had a pair of my boxers on her head..and one of my shirts on..Lauryn had her Mom's panties on her head, and a towel draped over her shoulder...too funny.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Ok, so I brought a load of laundry in from the laundry room...went back out to get another load going...and found my kids in my room..Reagan had a pair of my boxers on her head..and one of my shirts on..Lauryn had her Mom's panties on her head, and a towel draped over her shoulder...too funny.

Your laundry. Yeah, that just happened.

[Fire Watch]

At least it wasnt my son dancing around with panties on his head.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

But YOU WERE dancing with a pair of panties on top of your head....

[Fire Watch]

Peeking in my windows again huh..gonna have to up the voltage on the fence I see.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Peeking in my windows again huh..gonna have to up the voltage on the fence I see.

Can I help it if you are an exhibitionist?! :think: :think: :think:

[Fire Watch]

No, you could help by not prying open my window, then using garden shears to snip my blinds in the right spot to optimize viewing.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I don't do that. Tatervt does that for me. :) :) :)

[Fire Watch]

I want a cut of the proceeds.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I want a cut of the proceeds.

What you want and what you actually get are indeed two different things. ;) ;) ;)

[Fire Watch]

Then next time I unload the magazine.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Then next time I unload the magazine.

What magazine?! Playboy?!

[Fire Watch]

Desert Eagle, .50 cal

[Fire Watch]

This is my first visit to Rickalodeon as a member of the 20,000+ posts club..

[FoxGranadaChuck]

This is my first visit to Rickalodeon as a member of the 20,000+ posts club..

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Fire Watch]

Please...my ego cant handle the pressure.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Please...my ego cant handle the pressure.

Sure it can. Your ego has endured heavier pressures before this incident....

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, but I gotta play it down.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Yeah, but I gotta play it down.

Not neccessarily. :) :) :)

[Fire Watch]

I'm ****ed that TP posts wont hit the rotation on the front page anymore.

[pryncessbrooke]

Lmao

[Fire Watch]

She's figured me out...quick everyone drink the Kool-Aid.

[Fire Watch]

Ok, I'm getting bored.

[Fire Watch]

Good morning.

[Dreamy]

Yeah, but I gotta play it down.

It's a miracle!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It's a miracle!

The question now is, can RECONRICK walk on water?!


LOL

[drylok]

The question now is, can RECONRICK walk on water?!


LOL

Sure he can, **** floats.:lol:

[DALLAS1234]

Sure he can, **** floats.:lol:

LMAO!!!!!

[Dreamy]

Sure he can, **** floats.:lol:

Okay drylock,I like your style:lol:

[Dreamy]

The question now is, can RECONRICK walk on water?!


LOL


Drylock says unlikely,I tend to agree:lol:

[drylok]

Okay drylock,I like your style:lol:

Oh I see, you like it when I talk dirty, not when I sweet talk hu?

[Dreamy]

Oh I see, you like it when I talk dirty, not when I sweet talk hu?

Quick learner too. Superb. Keep it up.

[Fire Watch]

It's a miracle!
lol

[Fire Watch]

Sure he can, **** floats.:lol:
I will own you.

[Fire Watch]

LMAO!!!!!
Oh thats funny?

[DALLAS1234]

Oh thats funny?


ummmmmmmm yea just a lil bit..:lol:

[Dreamy]

I will own you.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/popcorn-2.gifAaaah the testosterone is slowly returning.

[drylok]

I will own you.

I'm your Huckleberry!:cool:

[Fire Watch]

I'm your Huckleberry!:cool:
My dingleberry perhaps.

[DALLAS1234]

My dingleberry perhaps.

:sick:

[drylok]

My dingleberry perhaps.

:lol: well you better shake me off before I crawl up your orfice and go postal!

[Dreamy]

:lol: well you better shake me off before I crawl up your orfice and go postal!

So glad this is a before lunch visual oh sensitive one.

[tatervt]

:lol: well you better shake me off before I crawl up your orfice and go postal!

Do baptized people really talk like that??

[drylok]

Do baptized people really talk like that??

This one does.....

[Dreamy]

This one does.....

Nice to meet you...I am a conservative with a twist so I do understand. ;)

[tatervt]

Nice to meet you...I am a conservative with a twist so I do understand. ;)

You've got the twist down...But my goal is to hear your shout

[Dreamy]

You've got the twist down...But my goal is to hear your shout

A couple of ice cream sodas after school Tate? giggle giggle

[drylok]

Nice to meet you...I am a conservative with a twist so I do understand. ;)

Something in common we have I see. Alright so put down that whip you had out earlier and let's talk this out.
By the way, is your avatar a pic of you? Not gonna get all cyber stalker on ya, just curious.No can't be, my bad.

[tatervt]

By the way, is your avatar a pic of you? Not gonna get all cyber stalker on ya, just curious.No can't be, my bad.

That's how it starts...

A bodybag in northeast NJ with your nutsack taped to your forehead, and your balls down your throat is how it ends...

[Dreamy]

Something in common we have I see. Alright so put down that whip you had out earlier and let's talk this out.
By the way, is your avatar a pic of you? Not gonna get all cyber stalker on ya, just curious.No can't be, my bad.

Not me. I am a married 41 year old hag who likes to joke and flirt. ;)

[drylok]

That's how it starts...

A bodybag in northeast NJ with your nutsack taped to your forehead, and your balls down your throat is how it ends...

BWAHHHHHHHH:))

[Dreamy]

That's how it starts...

A bodybag in northeast NJ with your nutsack taped to your forehead, and your balls down your throat is how it ends...


So says the PM rumor mill:lol: Fear not,I will soon be departed and it will be safe for all the giggling munchkins to return. ;)

[tatervt]

So says the PM rumor mill:lol: Fear not,I will soon be departed and it will be safe for all the giggling munchkins to return. ;)

You do have that wicked witch aura about you dreams...


Can I be your flying monkey?

[Dreamy]

You do have that wicked witch aura about you dreams...


Can I be your flying monkey?


I do believe this is where I must giggle(hackle) and give you lots of these :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Now lets talk bananas monkey boy? Whatcha got?:angel:

[tatervt]

Now lets talk bananas monkey boy? Whatcha got?:angel:

What i've got depends a great deal on who's doing the peeling

And if I bring the banana, you plan on doing a split for me?

[Fire Watch]

:lol: well you better shake me off before I crawl up your orfice and go postal!
Have you met Yank? I think this conversation is more up his "alley".

[ThrowCop]

Have you met Yank? I think this conversation is more up his "alley".back alley

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey Rickster!!!!

[Dreamy]

back alley

personal recollection Throw or "just sayin"?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/DreamyX/giggle.gif

[FoxGranadaChuck]

personal recollection Throw or "just sayin"?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/DreamyX/giggle.gif

Somehow Dreamy, I rather suspect the latter.

But then again, what do we know?!


LOL

[Dreamy]

Somehow Dreamy, I rather suspect the latter.

But then again, what do we know?!


LOL

I know Chuck. Being the "Rickalodeon Thread" and all anything is possible. ;) His post count alone proves this.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I know Chuck. Being the "Rickalodeon Thread" and all anything is possible. ;) His post count alone proves this.

I do indeed concur.

LOL

[tatervt]

I do indeed concur.

LOL

You concur

I conquer...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

You concur

I conquer...

Veni. Vedi. Vici.

[tatervt]

Veni. Vedi. Vici.

Are you sure you "saw" things right chuck?

[Fire Watch]

*** is going on here?

[DALLAS1234]

*** is going on here?

I dont know Rick..but I didn't do it..

[tatervt]

Chuck was trying out his latin...he was 2 for 3, so that's not bad

[Fire Watch]

I dont know Rick..but I didn't do it..
You always use that excuse.

[DALLAS1234]

You always use that excuse.

;)...mmmmmmm hmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

hi

[morticia_28_358]

hi


something wrong, rick?

:(

need a lorecet?

[Fire Watch]

no...step 9

[DALLAS1234]

:))

[Fire Watch]

I'm in Dental Medicine recovery.

[DALLAS1234]

LMAO..now that was funny

[Fire Watch]

It was a weak attempt..I'm watching MadTv..lol

[DALLAS1234]

lol...you did good

[Fire Watch]

I hear that a lot....mostly from my Mom

[DALLAS1234]

awwwwwwww..thats sweet..

[Fire Watch]

She's a perv.

[DALLAS1234]

omg did you just call your mom a perv...lol

[Fire Watch]

Lol..she'd kill me.

[DALLAS1234]

:))

[Fire Watch]

Thankfully she hates computers.

[DALLAS1234]

lucky you lol

[Fire Watch]

No ****.

[DALLAS1234]

:d

[Fire Watch]

I'm still hungry.

[DALLAS1234]

ughhh food doesn't even sound good...

[Fire Watch]

It does to me, I havent eaten since 12 yesterday

[DALLAS1234]

why? go get you some food rick...

[Fire Watch]

Cant, I'm at work.

[DALLAS1234]

order you some food..do you not get lunch breaks?

[Fire Watch]

I'm here alone..the only places that deliver around here are pizza joints...I can wait until 6

[DALLAS1234]

so order you a pizza...

[Fire Watch]

nah, I can wait

[DALLAS1234]

fine then starve...

[zaphod_fl]

How about this for a t-shirt?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/zaphod_fl/BombSquad.jpg

[Fire Watch]

not bad..now work Rickalodeon into it somewhere..

[DALLAS1234]

lol..

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Fire Watch]

good morning...

[Fire Watch]

anyone gonna watch the race?

[DALLAS1234]

what race...nascar?

[Fire Watch]

Daytona 500..I'll watch for the wrecks

[morticia_28_358]

i will be watching the race today....i always watch for the wrecks...

nothing like a 200 mph cartwheel to make you realize your day isnt as ****ty as you thought...


btw, gooooooooooooooooooooo jr...

that is all

[Arya]

i will be watching the race today....i always watch for the wrecks...

nothing like a 200 mph cartwheel to make you realize your day isnt as ****ty as you thought...


btw, gooooooooooooooooooooo jr...

that is all

One of my friends is so hot for jr it's not even funny!

She's been bugging me to go with her to a race coming up in August that he'll be in. Not much into car races, but mebbe I'll go for the comaraderie and liveliness of the crowds.

[morticia_28_358]

One of my friends is so hot for jr it's not even funny!

She's been bugging me to go with her to a race coming up in August that he'll be in. Not much into car races, but mebbe I'll go for the comaraderie and liveliness of the crowds.

oh it's fun.............goooooooo w/ her

thousands of drunk men............if the race doesnt thrill you, you can mess with the drunkards ....that's always a good time :D

but try not to get the chicken bone seats......those are always bad

[Arya]

oh it's fun.............goooooooo w/ her

thousands of drunk men............if the race doesnt thrill you, you can mess with the drunkards ....that's always a good time :D

but try not to get the chicken bone seats......those are always bad

That's why I go to so many sporting events-even if I'm not really into the event itself, I looooove to mess with the crowd. I always have a blast with it, and only once were we bothered by a couple guys who were so drunk and *******s. They were bothering everyone tho, and got booted out early.

What are "chicken bone seats" though?

[Fire Watch]

I have no idea

[morticia_28_358]

chicken bone seats........

the seats that are closest to the track.......the people that sit right near the fence........they get pelted in the back of the head w/ chicken bones from the people sitting behind and above them :)

also if you sit that close to the fence, you'll end up with a rubber dust covered face.....

[Arya]

chicken bone seats........

the seats that are closest to the track.......the people that sit right near the fence........they get pelted in the back of the head w/ chicken bones from the people sitting behind and above them :)

also if you sit that close to the fence, you'll end up with a rubber dust covered face.....

Nah, no bones and rubbery faces for me, thankyouverymuch! :))

[Fire Watch]

thats funny that you know that

[morticia_28_358]

thats funny that you know that

i live too damn close to rockingham speedway, lowes motor speedway and darlington, not to flippin know this :)

and i used to skip a lot of classes when in school so i could go to qualifying :D

[Arya]

thats funny that you know that

Mebbe it's from her throwing the bones at those poor saps in the seats, and from their Rubber dust covered faces yelling up back at her... ;)

Not like I would EVER think of doing such a thing to someone.... :shifty:

[morticia_28_358]

Mebbe it's from her throwing the bones at those poor saps in the seats, and from their Rubber dust covered faces yelling up back at her... ;)

Not like I would EVER think of doing such a thing to someone.... :shifty:

after a few beers the back of their heads look like targets...;)

no i never threw anything.....

[Fire Watch]

liar...lol

[morticia_28_358]

liar...lol

shush, before you're bound and gagged.... :silenced:

wait, you'd probably like it.......damn, i never know w/ u

[ja_harr]

shush, before you're bound and gagged.... :silenced:

wait, you'd probably like it.......damn, i never know w/ u

:eek:

[melinda]

:eek:

Hey Ja...have you massaged your wife's "feet" yet??

[morticia_28_358]

:eek:

you can hush too, or you'll get the same treatment...

[ja_harr]

Hey Ja...have you massaged your wife's "feet" yet??

Nope, she's gone for the day. Maybe I'll massage my own "feet" :))

[melinda]

Nope, she's gone for the day. Maybe I'll massage my own "feet" :))

:))
that one was a "spewer"...

[Fire Watch]

Nope, she's gone for the day. Maybe I'll massage my own "feet" :))
I try to get a foot massage at least twice a day.

[ja_harr]

I try to get a foot massage at least twice a day.

lol Wife is working 12 hours today, my feet are aching!