Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

Now....go get me a sandwich

[ja_harr]

I don't think ja_harr wears a bra!

:eek: I don't think I'm a part of this story/dictation.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah you are, you're the cameraman

[ja_harr]

Cameramen wear leapord thong underwear? *** dude.

[Fire Watch]

????hell no

[pryncessbrooke]

Cameramen wear leapord thong underwear? *** dude.

So you trying to say you don't like leapord thongs? That's ok you can stick to the Zebra print ones you normally wear!

[ja_harr]

****, grabbed wrong costume. Sorry brooke!

[Fire Watch]

not the chaps either

[pryncessbrooke]

****, grabbed wrong costume. Sorry brooke!

It's ok this time. Don't let it happen again!

[DALLAS1234]

I don't think ja_harr wears a bra!

:)) :))

[pryncessbrooke]

:)) :))

Are you gonna spit your coffee on your keyboard like Rick?

[pryncessbrooke]

Dallas!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

She doesnt spit, she...nevermind...

[DALLAS1234]

BROOKE!!

[DALLAS1234]

She doesnt spit, she...nevermind...

damnit rick!! you weren't suppose to tell that!!!

[DALLAS1234]

so brooke how was your day?

[pryncessbrooke]

Ohh yuck Rick!

[pryncessbrooke]

Pretty good after surgery was over.

[Fire Watch]

the colors are hurting my head

[pryncessbrooke]

Colors, what colors? Go take another BIG pill Rick! I think you're hallucinating!

[Fire Watch]

mmhmm...and you need a vitamin booster

[pryncessbrooke]

NOPE!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Ok then.

[pryncessbrooke]

OK

[Fire Watch]

nah forget it

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm beginning to think you're challanged!

[Fire Watch]

ChallEnged? Why what ever do you mean?

[pryncessbrooke]

ChallEnged? Why what ever do you mean?

OOps lol!

[Fire Watch]

lol

[markd]

I dunno what your excuse is rick,but I'm loaded, go to bed.

[Fire Watch]

I'm at work

[markd]

I'm at workYou can be drunk at work?

[Fire Watch]

Not officialy.

[ja_harr]

Holy ****! MarkD is here!

[DALLAS1234]

Holy ****! MarkD is here!

oh good you see him too...I thought markd was haunting me in my dreams again...

[Fire Watch]

You're dreaming about Mark?

[DALLAS1234]

You're dreaming about Mark?

no more like having nightmares.:lol:

[pryncessbrooke]

no more like having nightmares.:lol:

:))

[DALLAS1234]

:))

morning brooke..

[pryncessbrooke]

morning brooke..

Morning!

[csparks]

Moaning peeps...

[pryncessbrooke]

Morning!

[csparks]

So, what's the hot topic of the day?

[DALLAS1234]

ummmmmmmm nightmares..

[csparks]

I had one of those once.....:shifty:

[markd]

So, what's the hot topic of the day?my jumbo ****ing hangover

[csparks]

my jumbo ****ing hangover

That's why I don't drink anymore......much......

[Remus Lupin]

Who wanmts a Bud-Lite?

[F9thRet]

One for Rick and others...

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Parramatta, NSW
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should
have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then
suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also
beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English Cricket Team,
whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

-----------------------

Stephen

[Fire Watch]

lol..nice

[melinda]

That's why I don't drink anymore......much......

Do you drink any less?

[Fire Watch]

Now why would he do that?

[morticia_28_358]

without unloading a .9mm into my dog, how can i get him to stop whining~!

[Fire Watch]

duct tape

[morticia_28_358]

duct tape

i've tried that, you can still hear him...

[pryncessbrooke]

ouch!

[Fire Watch]

i've tried that, you can still hear him...
You didnt let me finish...you take the duct tape and wrap it around his balls....then you tape a long clothes-line type string around them too...then, everytime he whines, you give it a real hard yank...they learn quickly

[morticia_28_358]

You didnt let me finish...you take the duct tape and wrap it around his balls....then you tape a long clothes-line type string around them too...then, everytime he whines, you give it a real hard yank...they learn quickly

you've tried this?

[pryncessbrooke]

That's a scary thought!

[Fire Watch]

No comment.

[ja_harr]

holy ****

[pryncessbrooke]

holy ****

Rick is sick!

[Fire Watch]

Rick is effective.

[ja_harr]

Rick is sick!

You need to give him the antedote fast! We don't have much time!

[Fire Watch]

Vitamin B STAT!

[DALLAS1234]

You didnt let me finish...you take the duct tape and wrap it around his balls....then you tape a long clothes-line type string around them too...then, everytime he whines, you give it a real hard yank...they learn quickly

***!!!

[pryncessbrooke]

You need to give him the antedote fast! We don't have much time!

You give him the antedote. I'm staying outta this!

[Fire Watch]

That'd be a first.

[melinda]

holy ****

I agree w/ Ja...

[Fire Watch]

If it's a female dog, it's a whole different scenario.

[melinda]

If it's a female dog, it's a whole different scenario.

of course...

[Fire Watch]

duct tape and a cattle prod.

[melinda]

Rick, w/ all those USMC cadences that you posted...do you like to run? I mean I know you have to run in the military, but did you like to run? Do you still run?

[Fire Watch]

I stopped running last spring when I got sick. I've just recently started again. I used to run 7 miles 3-4 times a week. I started back last week with 3 miles every other day.

[melinda]

I stopped running last spring when I got sick. I've just recently started again. I used to run 7 miles 3-4 times a week. I started back last week with 3 miles every other day.

ah...I usually run 5 miles. just wondering.

[Fire Watch]

Da Bears! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/04ChicagoBearsHelmet.jpg

[ja_harr]

**** Da Bears!

[morticia_28_358]

hey rick,

you'll light me on fire......wont ya?

[Fire Watch]

lol

[ja_harr]

This thread is going places.

[Fire Watch]

Did someone say fire?

[morticia_28_358]

will ya or not?

it's simple enough

[DALLAS1234]

hello rick..

[Arya]

Did someone say fire?

Um, ok, FIRE!

[tatervt]

Um, ok, FIRE!

Heyyyy arYA

whereYA been lately??

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey tate!

[tatervt]

Mornin' brookey, what's crappenin'?

[pryncessbrooke]

crappenin' <-- :))

That's cute. Nothing's crappenin' !

[tatervt]

Goood to hear...I had chili last night, so completely different story for me

Get any snow over the weekend?

[pryncessbrooke]

Are you kidding me it's doesn't snow here. Plenty of rain though.

[tatervt]

Are you kidding me it's doesn't snow here. Plenty of rain though.

Geeez sorRY...Next time i'll pull out the climate map for central MS before speaking to her heinyness

[pryncessbrooke]

Geeez sorRY...Next time i'll pull out the climate map for central MS before speaking to her heinyness

OHHH come on. I wasn't even being rude or nothing this time!

[tatervt]

Well either way, glad to hear you got plenty of rain down there - Those outdoor bucket showers you hillbillies use down there require it right?

[pryncessbrooke]

Umm there aren't hillbillies here. Besides I think we've had this discussion before. I'm not a redneck!

[melinda]

The rain is finally filling up some of the tanks around these parts though...

[tatervt]

Umm there aren't hillbillies here. Besides I think we've had this discussion before. I'm not a redneck!

But you didn't deny the bucket shower... ;)

[pryncessbrooke]

But you didn't deny the bucket shower... ;)

That's right tate... every once in a while I stand in my front yard and shower with a bucket. :rolleyes: Thrills my neighbors to death!

[csparks]

That's right tate... every once in a while I stand in my front yard and shower with a bucket. :rolleyes: Thrills my neighbors to death!

Any houses for sale in your area???;)

[pryncessbrooke]

Any houses for sale in your area???;)

I don't know you should fear for you life around here though. What with all the vicious redneck out there!:rolleyes:

Hey csparks! How are ya!

[tatervt]

That's right tate... every once in a while I stand in my front yard and shower with a bucket. :rolleyes: Thrills my neighbors to death!

Or perhaps you just ride your midget bike back and forth through the sprinkler...And then finish it off with a run down the slip-n-slide?

[pryncessbrooke]

Why would I have a midget bike?

[melinda]

Or perhaps you just ride your midget bike back and forth through the sprinkler...And then finish it off with a run down the slip-n-slide?

:)) :))


no offense brooke, but this was funny.

[tatervt]

Why would I have a midget bike?

HINT: The picture you posted a while back of you on a mini-bike

[csparks]

I don't know you should fear for you life around here though. What with all the vicious redneck out there!:rolleyes:

Hey csparks! How are ya!


Doin' fine...
And rednecks don't bother me...remember....I am one.

[melinda]

Doin' fine...
And rednecks don't bother me...remember....I am one.

ME TOO...and damn proud! Glad you are fine. I mean glad you are doing fine.

[csparks]

ME TOO...and damn proud! Glad you are fine. I mean glad you are doing fine.

You had it right....I'm fine and doing fine, thanks:mrgreen:

[melinda]

You had it right....I'm fine and doing fine, thanks:mrgreen:

I knew you were, and I'm glad you are.

[Fire Watch]

That's right tate... every once in a while I stand in my front yard and shower with a bucket. :rolleyes: Thrills my neighbors to death!
Anyone need pics?

[ja_harr]

Me

[Fire Watch]

Please send $19.95 in a self addressed, prepaid envelope..

[ja_harr]

I knew there was a catch. You damn capitalist pig.

[Fire Watch]

Not so much Capitalism at work here, but rather trying to build up a defense fund for the law suit that's sure to be forthcoming.

[ja_harr]

lol, good call

[Fire Watch]

I say, if you bathe outdoors naked..and you look as good as she does..you gotta expect some pics to be circulated..

[csparks]

I say, if you bathe outdoors naked..and you look as good as she does..you gotta expect some pics to be circulated..

and the property value for the neighborhood to skyrocket...

[Fire Watch]

Absolutely..you cant buy a 3 bedroom 1700 sqft house around there now for anything less than $250,000...

[DALLAS1234]

hey rick..:)

[csparks]

Absolutely..you cant buy a 3 bedroom 1700 sqft house around there now for anything less than $250,000...

I've noticed property in that area listed "with view"....now i know what they mean.

[Fire Watch]

Besides her family, it's a bachelor neighborhood..a ****ing sausagefest

[Fire Watch]

hey rick..:)
Hi Dallas!

[morticia_28_358]

hey rick, i have rhinorrhea...........can i borrow your sleeve?
:mrgreen:

[tatervt]

dear lord

[Fire Watch]

Not just no, but hell ****ing no

[Fire Watch]

Trying out new avatars

[pryncessbrooke]

Trying out new avatars

Try a smile!

[Fire Watch]

But they hurt so much

[pryncessbrooke]

:rolleyes:
I'm always smiling. I guess girls just handle pain better!

[morticia_28_358]

Trying out new avatars


okay.........

looks like ya corn rows is too tight babe!

[pryncessbrooke]

okay.........

looks like ya corn rows is too tight babe!

:)) :))

[pryncessbrooke]

HINT: The picture you posted a while back of you on a mini-bike

That's not my midget bike! I just happened to be sitting on it! LOL

[Fire Watch]

You're all so mean, go away.

[goodlife]

whiney baby

[Fire Watch]

Yup..where's your "Chicago Bears Rule" sigline?

[pryncessbrooke]

You're all so mean, go away.

:rolleyes:

[morticia_28_358]

Yup..where's your "Chicago Bears Rule" sigline?

....i was told by a mod if i sport a bears sig line i was getting all my priviledges revoked .....

[morticia_28_358]

You're all so mean, go away.

we pick because we wuv u

[Fire Watch]

....i was told by a mod if i sport a bears sig line i was getting all my priviledges revoked .....
Tell that mod to blow me.

[pryncessbrooke]

:eek:

[goodlife]

Tell that mod to blow me.

Heh! it wasn't me!! :D :whistle:

[melinda]

Rick, you OK? Half of your face is missing...

[melinda]

Go Bears!!

[DALLAS1234]

Rick, you OK? Half of your face is missing...

thats what I was thinking lol

[ja_harr]

thats what I was thinking lol

Tragic sheep accident. Get well soon Rick!

[DALLAS1234]

Tragic sheep accident. Get well soon Rick!

damn that's tragic...thats what you get when you try to inbreed sheep and midgets...uhhhhhh uhhhhhh uh.

[ja_harr]

damn that's tragic...thats what you get when you try to inbreed sheep and midgets...uhhhhhh uhhhhhh uh.

That's a lethal combination. Only trained professionals should attempt it.

[DALLAS1234]

That's a lethal combination. Only trained professionals should attempt it.

:)) please tell me you are not that trained professional..

[ja_harr]

:)) please tell me you are not that trained professional..

Board certified.

[DALLAS1234]

:wall:

[ja_harr]

Clearage of the PM's is in order.

[DALLAS1234]

all cleared..

[ja_harr]

lol, there really should be an automatic reminder sent when you're almost full. I don't know how many times you.....er, nevermind! :whistle:

[DALLAS1234]

:)) I know..nite ja.

[ja_harr]

G'night

[ja_harr]

I see you viewing this thread! Get to bed!

[Fire Watch]

Board certified.
Bored certified more likely.

[DALLAS1234]

morning rick

[Fire Watch]

Good morning Dallas, how are you?

[DALLAS1234]

Im good...you?

[Fire Watch]

Dreading my dentist appointment

[DALLAS1234]

awwwwww poor baby..:(

[Fire Watch]

I know, I need some TLC

[DALLAS1234]

awwwwww...you want some one to pamper you afterwards?

[Fire Watch]

yes please, and bring me drugs

[DALLAS1234]

no you'll arrest me...

[Fire Watch]

Nah, I'll just use it against you later.

[DALLAS1234]

:))

[Fire Watch]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7D6G2FFJpCs
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/beavis_butthead.gif

[DALLAS1234]

is that you and ja...:))

[Fire Watch]

Rock on.

[Fire Watch]

I gotta leave in 15 minutes to go get a root canal..let's pray about this..dear infant tiny baby Jesus..

[tatervt]

The 8lb 4oz lord baby jesus is my favorite

[ja_harr]

GOod luck rick...hopefully you won't feel ****. I get a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow and I hate the dentist...especially mine.

[Fire Watch]

Well that sucked...I gotta get the root canal Tuesday, they cant do it today..but I got Loricet.

[chichimama]

Well that sucked...I gotta get the root canal Tuesday, they cant do it today..but I got Loricet.

Root canal? Ouchie!!! Get gassed if you can. You'll know what's going on but won't give a ****. :mrgreen:

[DALLAS1234]

Well that sucked...I gotta get the root canal Tuesday, they cant do it today..but I got Loricet.

ooooooooouch!!!

[Fire Watch]

Well, it's a tooth that I had a root canal on 3 yrs ago..apparantly it needs to be reworked, so I have to go to an oral surgeon next Tues., until then I have pills...wonderful pills..

[DALLAS1234]

ooooooo rick has happy pills..

[chichimama]

Well, it's a tooth that I had a root canal on 3 yrs ago..apparantly it needs to be reworked, so I have to go to an oral surgeon next Tues., until then I have pills...wonderful pills..

Share, dang it! I'm good. Urinalysis was yesterday. I have a few weeks before the next one. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I'm feeling really spaced out right now.

[Fire Watch]

but I still took that hag to the cleaners...imagine the scene if I had been 100%..lol

[Fire Watch]

Boy she got quiet..hope I didnt hurt her.

[Arya]

I hope you were gentle with her Ricko ;)

[Fire Watch]

Never.

[Arya]

Atta boy :))

[Fire Watch]

Lol...you missed all the fun earlier...it was brutal.

[Arya]

Dayum, I hate missing out on a good time :))

[Fire Watch]

It was legendary...

[pryncessbrooke]

outstanding!

[Fire Watch]

great word

[pryncessbrooke]

outstanding word.

[Fire Watch]

Lmao, I like you.

[pryncessbrooke]

Don't take anymore Lorcet!

[Arya]

Dooode, yer even phunnier stoned! ;)

But I seriously hope the toofie getz better.

[Fire Watch]

Thats a cute *****.

[Arya]

Kitty says thank you.

She made me type that. ;)

[Fire Watch]

heheheheh, It looks so cute and cuddly.

[Arya]

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1163920519-1163888677278.t.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/index.html?view=1163920519-1163888677278.jpg)

Bad kitty...

[pryncessbrooke]

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1163920519-1163888677278.t.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/index.html?view=1163920519-1163888677278.jpg)

Bad kitty...

ok that just freaks me out!

[Fire Watch]

I like it, its so cute...Morty's is freaky..damn things eyes follow you around the room

[Arya]

I like it, its so cute...Morty's is freaky..damn things eyes follow you around the room

It is pretty freakish ain't it?

[Fire Watch]

Yeah it is..but I like it

[Arya]

ok that just freaks me out!

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1161969251-1161866044991.t.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/index.html?view=1161969251-1161866044991.jpg)

[Arya]

Hey Ricko-found one for you:

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1161969251-1161828965416.t.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/index.html?view=1161969251-1161828965416.jpg)

LoL!!

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey Ricko-found one for you:

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1161969251-1161828965416.t.jpg (http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/index.html?view=1161969251-1161828965416.jpg)

LoL!!

:)) :))

[Fire Watch]

thats great...hey, the Presidents on.

[Fire Watch]

I'm awake, where is everyone?

[Citizen]

I'm awake, where is everyone?
Right here?

[Fire Watch]

Good man, no use sleeping the day away.

[Citizen]

Good man, no use sleeping the day away.

If I sleep past 0430 the day is shot.

[tatervt]

If I sleep past 0430 the day is shot.

Don't you mean 0420?

[Fire Watch]

I'm the same way.

[pryncessbrooke]

NO buzz today Rick?

[Fire Watch]

Lol..no I'm at work..in pain, but at work.

[pryncessbrooke]

Oh sucks!

[Fire Watch]

24 more posts and you'll have 2000, it's official, you're an addict...it takes 5000 to no longer be considered a newbie though..

[pryncessbrooke]

5000 oh my! I'll never make it to 5000!

[Fire Watch]

sure you will

[csparks]

Ok.....everyone can relax now....I made it.
Had to drive 40 miles through some slick mountain roads, but I'm here.
(Don't everyone applaud at once)

[pryncessbrooke]

:clap:
Bravo!

[tatervt]

Alpha charlie one niner

[melinda]

Ok.....everyone can relax now....I made it.
Had to drive 40 miles through some slick mountain roads, but I'm here.
(Don't everyone applaud at once)

glad you made it safely!! :hug:

[Citizen]

5000 oh my! I'll never make it to 5000!
Oh grasshoppa, deep are the ways of spamfu.

[Fire Watch]

She'll get there within 6 weeks I'm betting.

[Citizen]

She'll get there within 6 weeks I'm betting.
Yeah. Now that she is acutely aware of her post counts, her frequency of posting will increase unbeknownst to her. Did I spell unbeknownst right? It doesn't look right. :eh: :think:

[Fire Watch]

I've never used the word, I couldn't tell ya..lol...but you're right..she'll be post padding like a champ from here on out.

[Citizen]

Unbeknowingest?

Yeah, she'll start pretending like she doesn't know how to spell a word just to have a reason to post. Sneaky n00bs.

[Fire Watch]

could be...It isnt in the spell check data base

[Citizen]

Unbeknowingest?

Yeah, she'll start pretending like she doesn't know how to spell a word just to have a reason to post. Sneaky n00bs.
Unbeannouncingest?

[Fire Watch]

I think thats it

[DALLAS1234]

how ya feeling rick

[Fire Watch]

In much pain, I cant wait until 6:15 or so when I can pop some pills

[Citizen]

In much pain, I cant wait until 6:15 or so when I can pop some pills
http://www.aetv.com/images/generic_promo_images/320x240/photo_320x240_intervention.jpg

[DALLAS1234]

In much pain, I cant wait until 6:15 or so when I can pop some pills

you liking the pills..LOL!!

[Fire Watch]

LOL..that may be necessary after this week is over.

[Arya]

Sooo Ricko-how's it going?

[Fire Watch]

back at work..

[Fire Watch]

I've drank a loooooot of coffee already

[pryncessbrooke]

Mmm coffee. I'm going to coffee right now!

[Fire Watch]

How far is it....since you're going to coffee...actually the town of Hot Coffee isnt that far...why are you going to Hot Coffee Brooke?

[pryncessbrooke]

How far is it....since you're going to coffee...actually the town of Hot Coffee isnt that far...why are you going to Hot Coffee Brooke?

Ha I forgot about Hot Coffee. I'm going to work.

[ja_harr]

yawn

[Fire Watch]

Mmm coffee. I'm going to coffee right now!

Ha I forgot about Hot Coffee. I'm going to work.

Why did you lie?

[pryncessbrooke]

Why did you lie?

I didn't lie. I went straight to the coffee pot right we I got to work!

[Fire Watch]

You said you were going to coffee

[Fire Watch]

So, I'm stoned on pain meds again..

[DALLAS1234]

hi rick..nice to see your stoned ass again

[Fire Watch]

How are you seeing my ass?

[DALLAS1234]

Im not..

[Fire Watch]

Are you sure?

[ja_harr]

Slow day, needs more material.