Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

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[melinda]

Tate...I would love to see a pic of your tractor!

and Rick and CSparks feel free to post yours too...

[melinda]

I actually do have a tractor...should I be worried?
actually many tractors...:think:

[pryncessbrooke]

I gotta tractor for ya Brooke

Don't worry Rick, Tony and Guido are coming after you as well!

[tatervt]

Tate...I would love to see a pic of your tractor!

and Rick and CSparks feel free to post yours too...

Would you prefer more of the "front end loader" or the "backhoe" section?

[csparks]

10634

[melinda]

Would you prefer more of the "front end loader" or the "backhoe" section?

damn:think:
I think I need to see both.

[melinda]

10634

:)) :))

[melinda]

here's my son a few years ago on one of our tractors, and yes, I do live in the middle of nowhere...
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/007_7-3.jpg

[csparks]

front end loader....no backhoe10635

[csparks]

massey ferguson tractor....and he's wearing a john deere hat...isnt' there a law against that....;)

[melinda]

massey ferguson tractor....and he's wearing a john deere hat...isnt' there a law against that....;)

isn't it ironic? don't ya think?

[csparks]

I think the tractor talk scared everyone off.....maybe we should change the subject....

[tatervt]

isn't it ironic? don't ya think?

If only there was a "loser" smiley

[csparks]

If only there was a "loser" smiley I could add to my profile

I finished your thought 4 ya...

[melinda]

If only there was a "loser" smiley

we really do need one of those...

[tatervt]

I finished your thought 4 ya...

This is true...although it's almost so much a given, it isn't even necessary

[Fire Watch]

What tha?

[DALLAS1234]

hey rick was sup?

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey Dallas and Rick!

[tatervt]

Hey brooke...

Long time no tractor pull

[pryncessbrooke]

Tate
I am not a REDNECK!!!!!!

[melinda]

Tate
I am not a REDNECK!!!!!!

brooke, it's not necessarily a bad thing!

[DALLAS1234]

Hey Dallas and Rick!

hey Brooke...

[pryncessbrooke]

brooke, it's not necessarily a bad thing!

Yes it is. I prefer to be called Southern.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yes it is. I prefer to be called Southern.

Southern = Good
Redneck = Bad

[pryncessbrooke]

Southern = Good
Redneck = Bad

You got it! Hey ski!

[tatervt]

Yes it is. I prefer to be called Southern.

And yet you drive an 86' trans am and still use a skrunchie

[DALLAS1234]

Yes it is. I prefer to be called Southern.

me too..I dont think were rednecks just cuz we live in the south

[super cool ski instructor]

You got it! Hey ski!

Whassup Brooke??

(that is my ghetto post for the day)

[DALLAS1234]

And yet you drive an 86' trans am and still use a skrunchie

dont knock scrunchies..I wear em when I clean my house

[super cool ski instructor]

me too..I dont think were rednecks just cuz we live in the south

Rednecks have no class, and you Dallas, and Brooke have class.

[tatervt]

me too..I dont think were rednecks just cuz we live in the south

Geez did i stumble into the dixie pride forum or what??

Now who wants grits?

[super cool ski instructor]

dont knock scrunchies..I wear em when I clean my house

you wear scrunchies??? :confused:
I didn't even know they still made scrunchies.

[tatervt]

:))

told cha...

[DALLAS1234]

you wear scrunchies??? :confused:
I didn't even know they still made scrunchies.

yeah I buy them for my daughter..she hates them so I pull my hair up every sat into a ball on my head and clean girl!!!

[DALLAS1234]

Geez did i stumble into the dixie pride forum or what??

Now who wants grits?

just as long as I aint natalie

[super cool ski instructor]

yeah I buy them for my daughter..she hates them so I pull my hair up every sat into a ball on my head and clean girl!!!

:neutral:
You are beyond my help

;)

[pryncessbrooke]

And yet you drive an 86' trans am and still use a skrunchie


:((

[super cool ski instructor]

just as long as I aint natalie

ummm.....who is Natalie?

[pryncessbrooke]

And yet you drive an 86' trans am and still use a skrunchie

I do not! Where are you from?

[DALLAS1234]

:neutral:
You are beyond my help

;)

I know..it's awful!! Im embarrased!!

[melinda]

I prefer to be called Southern.

I prefer to be called a "Texan"...but I realize God didn't give that gift to everyone! Glad He gave it to me.

[DALLAS1234]

I prefer to be called a "Texan"...but I realize God didn't give that gift to everyone! Glad He gave it to me.

southern by the birth Texan by the grace of God

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey Dal...who is Natalie??????????

[tatervt]

I do not! Where are you from?

Technically the south as well, although i've never looked at my sister or the thanksgiving turkey sexually before

[pryncessbrooke]

Technically the south as well, although i've never looked at my sister or the thanksgiving turkey sexually before

Where in the south?

[super cool ski instructor]

For the love of God, will someone tell me who Natalie is?????

[DALLAS1234]

Hey Dal...who is Natalie??????????

Natalie Maines(or Mangey) from dixi chicks

http://www.nndb.com/people/166/000093884/nataliemaines03.jpg

[DALLAS1234]

For the love of God, will someone tell me who Natalie is?????

:)) :))

[tatervt]

Where in the south?

Florence, MS

[DALLAS1234]

Florence, MS

your from Mississippi...

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay Dal...you didn't have to post a pic of her :naughty:

[DALLAS1234]

Okay Dal...you didn't have to post a pic of her :naughty:

well you wanted to knnnnnnnnow..

[tatervt]

your from Mississippi...

oh geez

[super cool ski instructor]

well you wanted to knnnnnnnnow..

I didn't want pictures though....

[super cool ski instructor]

oh geez

:))

[DALLAS1234]

oh geez

dont worry I wont stalk ya tooo much

[tatervt]

Hey dall, maybe I should type slower for you...

I'm not really from MS

[melinda]

southern by the birth Texan by the grace of God

Texan by both!!!!!!!!!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey dall, maybe I should type slower for you...

I'm not really from MS

It's so nice not be the most clueless one in TP anymore :))

[melinda]

Technically the south as well, although i've never looked at my sister or the thanksgiving turkey sexually before

:))

[DALLAS1234]

Hey dall, maybe I should type slower for you...

I'm not really from MS

Damnit..why do I always come out looking like a ditz?

[tatervt]

So dallas doesn't hurt herself....i'm from MD

The much more southern-style eastern shore part of it

[DALLAS1234]

It's so nice not be the most clueless one in TP anymore :))

:)) :)) glad I could help you out with that..

[melinda]

oh geez

I got that one Tate...don't worry, it wasn't completely lost.

[DALLAS1234]

So dallas doesn't hurt herself....i'm from MD

The much more southern eastern shore part of it

:razz:

[Fire Watch]

Really...***??

[DALLAS1234]

Really...***??

Rick you have been soooooooo missed lately..where ya been?

[pryncessbrooke]

Florence, MS


Surely not!

[melinda]

Really...***??

It is truly your own fault, Rick
You KNOW we can not be left alone...

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I know, work was a little rough today..almost time to go though.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ohh I have less than 30 minutes, this place has been insane!

[Fire Watch]

It's much warmer outside now....35 I think

[pryncessbrooke]

Ohh it's too cold out there.

[Fire Watch]

The wind is the killer

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah I know. I want Saturdays weather back.

[Fire Watch]

Me too..that was nice..Sunday's too

[melinda]

Yeah I know, work was a little rough today..almost time to go though.

sorry about the day...enjoy your evening

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah.

[melinda]

I really, really need a massage...my posture is so bad and my back is so sore.

[Fire Watch]

Me too...wanna take turns?

[jet]

I really, really need a massage...my posture is so bad and my back is so sore.

Uh....have you figured out a way to get a massage online? Pm me the details ;)

[melinda]

Me too...wanna take turns?

kind of what I was hinting at...

[melinda]

Uh....have you figured out a way to get a massage online? Pm me the details ;)

sadly no haven't quite gotten that figured out as of yet...would be nice though.

how are ya, jet!?

[Fire Watch]

kind of what I was hinting at...
No need to hint, just disrobe.

[melinda]

No need to hint, just disrobe.

:))

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[morticia_28_358]

hey rick, bye rick

[Fire Watch]

HI, bye?

[morticia_28_358]

HI, bye?

i went to the grocery store....:D

had to get something for lunch tomorrow!

[Fire Watch]

I need to get something for lunch tomorrow too

[Arya]

I usually wind up making my own lunch. Buying is a luxury for me.

Unfortunately I get too lazy to make a decent lunch-so I wind up with celery/peanut butter segments or ceral. :(

[DALLAS1234]

I usually have a guy name mike run and get me lunch

[pryncessbrooke]

I usually have a guy name mike run and get me lunch

I wish I had a guy named Mike to go get my lunch!

[DALLAS1234]

I wish I had a guy named Mike to go get my lunch!

Mike is our errand boy..what ever we want mike goes and gets..but he's really nice

[pryncessbrooke]

Mike is our errand boy..what ever we want mike goes and gets..but he's really nice

Ha ha! I have an errand boy. His name is Tu ... he's my husband!

[DALLAS1234]

Ha ha! I have an errand boy. His name is Tu ... he's my husband!

:)) :))..

[Arya]

Dang, can someone tell me how to train Morty to "fetch" me lunch?

:shifty:

Nah, he'd be all too happy to make it for me. :)

[DALLAS1234]

Dang, can someone tell me how to train Morty to "fetch" me lunch?

:shifty:

Nah, he'd be all too happy to make it for me. :)

the few rare times my husband home during the week..he'll pick me up from work for lunch...

[Arya]

the few rare times my husband home during the week..he'll pick me up from work for lunch...

That's wonderful!

Morty and I work too far from one another to do that :(

[pryncessbrooke]

Tu owns two businesses. So he pretty much makes his own schedule.
Whenever I feel like eating lunch with him I call him and he meets me.

[DALLAS1234]

Tu owns two businesses. So he pretty much makes his own schedule.
Whenever I feel like eating lunch with him I call him and he meets me.

awwwwwwww

[tatervt]

Ha ha! I have an errand boy. His name is Tu ... he's my husband!

Does he have an older sister named "wan" and younger brother "free"??

[pryncessbrooke]

Does he have an older sister named "wan" and younger brother "free"??

Ha you think you're funny. That's cute. I joke with everyone that I wanted to name the baby Juan.

[DALLAS1234]

Ha you think you're funny. That's cute. I joke with everyone that I wanted to name the baby Juan.

:))

[tatervt]

I joke with everyone that I wanted to name the baby Juan.

But instead you picked "Cleatus"....go figure

[pryncessbrooke]

But instead you picked "Cleatus"....go figure

Yeah her name is Ella same difference right.

[tatervt]

Ahhh trying to stop the cycle of redneck-ness huh?

Good idea

Does she like jazz?

[pryncessbrooke]

Ahhh trying to stop the cycle of redneck-ness huh?

Good idea

Does she like jazz?


She's only 19 months she doesn't like anything.

I don't have home appliances in my yard and I don't wear schrunchis. I have all my teeth and they're white. Oh yeah my clothes match and I never have mud on them or paint stains. I don't walk around in tornado's with curlers in my hair and then get on TV. I do my best to not say ya'll or yonder!

[tatervt]

She's only 19 months she doesn't like anything.

I don't have home appliances in my yard and I don't wear schrunchis. I have all my teeth and they're white. Oh yeah my clothes match and I never have mud on them or paint stains. I don't walk around in tornado's with curlers in my hair and then get on TV. I do my best to not say ya'll or yonder!

But you use-ta-could right?

[pryncessbrooke]

But you use-ta-could right?

Nope I use proper english. I don't make my own words up!

[tatervt]

Nope I use proper english. I don't make my own words up!

That's good to hear...

You almost made it through middle school too right??

[pryncessbrooke]

That's good to hear...

You almost made it through middle school too right??


You know I almost thought you were hot. Just for a minute, then you started talking and all that went away.

[tatervt]

You know I almost thought you were hot. Just for a minute, then you started talking and all that went away.

:cry:

[DALLAS1234]

You know I almost thought you were hot. Just for a minute, then you started talking and all that went away.

:)) brooke just might make post of the day!!!

[melinda]

I don't have home appliances in my yard and I don't wear schrunchis. I have all my teeth and they're white. Oh yeah my clothes match and I never have mud on them or paint stains. I don't walk around in tornado's with curlers in my hair and then get on TV. I do my best to not say ya'll or yonder!

crap...brooke just described me to a "T"...

[pryncessbrooke]

:)) brooke just might make post of the day!!!

:dance:

[melinda]

:)) brooke just might make post of the day!!!

that was pretty dad gum good. :clap:

[melinda]

I say "y'all" constantly. I never say "yonder"
I do say "used-ta-could"...
and I do say "dad gum"...
hmmmm
what else do I say?

[DALLAS1234]

crap...brooke just described me to a "T"...

well I wear scrunchie on sat..and I say ya'll but I try to stay clear of tornado's and I dont wear curler's in my hair during bad weather...soooo Im not quite white trash yet...

[tatervt]

I say "y'all" constantly. I never say "yonder"
I do say "used-ta-could"...
and I do say "dad gum"...
hmmmm
what else do I say?

I certainly use ya'll all the time

but that's about it


How bout sense-u-ous?

[DALLAS1234]

I say "y'all" constantly. I never say "yonder"
I do say "used-ta-could"...
and I do say "dad gum"...
hmmmm
what else do I say?


we say I rectum you could...or are you fixing to go somewhere

[melinda]

I certainly use ya'll all the time

but that's about it


How bout sense-u-ous?

sense-u-ous up might as get me a beer....

[melinda]

we say I rectum you could...or are you fixing to go somewhere

I ALWAYS SAY "FIXING TO" ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!

[tatervt]

It took my sister way too long to figure out it wasn't viganer...rather vinegar

[melinda]

we say I rectum you could...or are you fixing to go somewhere

I do not know one single person who says "rectum you could"...not one.
and I know a LOT of rednecks...that must be a North Texas thing. We don't know a lot here in the south, but we do know that is WRONG!

[tatervt]

we say I rectum you could...

Ooooo Dal, I like it when you talk all dirty

[DALLAS1234]

I ALWAYS SAY "FIXING TO" ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!

lol

[melinda]

It took my sister way too long to figure out it wasn't viganer...rather vinegar

my husband used to say, "I borrowed him some money".
That drove me up the wall.
No, dear, you LOANED him some money...

[pryncessbrooke]

I ALWAYS SAY "FIXING TO" ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Oh now I'm so guily of that one!

[pryncessbrooke]

we say I rectum you could...or are you fixing to go somewhere

:)) :))
You sure you mean rectum?

[DALLAS1234]

Ooooo Dal, I like it when you talk all dirty

I know you do..:)

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :))
You sure you mean rectum?

:)) yes...we say so do you think the weather will get worse..I rectum it will before it gets better..

[Fire Watch]

I seriously need to start locking this place at night.

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

you guys are seriously nuts

[DALLAS1234]

that's an understatement

[Fire Watch]

And why isnt your Yahoo Messenger ever on?

[DALLAS1234]

it was on all day yesterday...and its on now...:)

[Fire Watch]

hmmmm

[tatervt]

Dal, could you aim your webcam downward just a little??

That'd be grrrreat, thanks

[Fire Watch]

Shhh....she's busy

[tatervt]

Dammit Rick, you never share

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :))

[Fire Watch]

Sure I do..there's room for Brooke too..

[tatervt]

Sure I do..there's room for Brooke too..

Uhmmm sorry, she's got her hands full at the moment

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I forgot, doing her taxes tonight, and one of her little gilrs is having surgery tomorrow.

[DALLAS1234]

well hey there rick

[Fire Watch]

Hola Dallas, que tal?

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah I forgot, doing her taxes tonight, and one of her little gilrs is having surgery tomorrow.

Her little girl is having surgery tomorrow? :(

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, getting tubes in her ears or something like that.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah, getting tubes in her ears or something like that.

Okay, I had that done like 3 times when I was little. Very routine, but the poor thing.

[DALLAS1234]

Hola Dallas, que tal?

you know I love it when you talk in that way..;)

[Fire Watch]

it was a typo, sorry..lol

[DALLAS1234]

it was a typo, sorry..lol

liar

[Fire Watch]

Yeah well...arent we all?

[DALLAS1234]

ummmmm n0

[Fire Watch]

liar

[pryncessbrooke]

Her little girl is having surgery tomorrow? :(

Yeah tubes and adnoids removed.

[Fire Watch]

poor baby

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah I'm actually very nervous! I hope she does well.

[Fire Watch]

She'll be fine I'm sure.

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah I'm sure. She'll be the first of either of my babies to have surgery.

[Fire Watch]

thats always scary

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah!

[Fire Watch]

fa rizzle Brookizzle

[pryncessbrooke]

It's Snoop Rickizzle in the house!

[Fire Watch]

fa shizzle in tha hizzle

[pryncessbrooke]

I thought it was the hizzie

[Arya]

You two are a riot.

Or would that be "rizzle"?

:think:

[Fire Watch]

riotizze?

[Arya]

Sounds like a funky new drink ;)

[pryncessbrooke]

kindo of like a Dietizzle Cokizzle

[Arya]

:)

[Fire Watch]

You people are weird at night

[Arya]

Like Rick at night?

:))

[pryncessbrooke]

Like Rick at night?

:))


LMAO

[Fire Watch]

lmao..check this out it's wild http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=209947

[Arya]

Hey you get to see all your fav classic shows then ;)

Right Ricky?

(I sincerely hope that term doesn't tick you off-just a fond correlation to I love Lucy)

[Fire Watch]

lol..dont make me come over there

[Arya]

lmao..check this out it's wild http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=209947

That is so kewl!


It won't stop looking at me :surprised

[Fire Watch]

I know..imagine looking at that while drunk or stoned

[Arya]

lol..dont make me come over there

I'm doing my best Loooooocy pout.

:))

[Fire Watch]

isnt she dead?

[Arya]

Hunney, that pout is eternal everlasting ;)

[Fire Watch]

gotcha..cryogenics then?

[Arya]

Nope.

Endless syndication ;)

[Fire Watch]

even better

[Remus Lupin]

Back again!

[DALLAS1234]

winnnnnnnner :flag: :dance: :dance: :flag:

[Remus Lupin]

Nope!

[Fire Watch]

Winner??? What?

[csparks]

winnnnnnnner :flag: :dance: :dance: :flag:

I think she thought this was the "last person" thread.......she goes around TP so much, she probably just gets a little dizzy....hmmmmm.....there's a nickname -- dizzy dallas.....j/k dallas, don't hit me....

[DALLAS1234]

I think she thought this was the "last person" thread.......she goes around TP so much, she probably just gets a little dizzy....hmmmmm.....there's a nickname -- dizzy dallas.....j/k dallas, don't hit me....

:)) :))...crap I did post that in the wrong thread!!! gawd it's tiring being this blonde..

[ja_harr]

You're a winner in my eyes Dallas.

wow though....lol

[tatervt]

uhmmmm yea

:))

gettin' better everyday

[csparks]

:)) :))...crap I did post that in the wrong thread!!! gawd it's tiring being this blonde..

i know something else that's tiring......
jogging up hill

[DALLAS1234]

You're a winner in my eyes Dallas.

wow though....lol

hush..lol

[DALLAS1234]

uhmmmm yea

:))

gettin' better everyday

thank you tater..:razz:

[pryncessbrooke]

Hello people!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Hello people!!

Hey Brooke, how is the little one?

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey Brooke, how is the little one?

She's doing really well. The ears and adnoids turned out worse than what the doctor thought, but he took care of everything.

[DALLAS1234]

Hello people!!

Hey girl was sup...hope all is good.

[pryncessbrooke]

Hey girl was sup...hope all is good.

Everything is great!

[DALLAS1234]

She's doing really well. The ears and adnoids turned out worse than what the doctor thought, but he took care of everything.

:hug: good to hear she's doing well..

[super cool ski instructor]

She's doing really well. The ears and adnoids turned out worse than what the doctor thought, but he took care of everything.

Gald to hear everything is okay now.

[tatervt]

My condolences to you and yours brooke

[pryncessbrooke]

My condolences to you and yours brooke

Thanks Tate.

[tatervt]

Ok that totally went whong but...

Hey brookey anyway

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok that totally went whong but...

Hey brookey anyway


What's a whong?

[super cool ski instructor]

What's a whong?

:lol:

[DALLAS1234]

Ok that totally went whong but...

Hey brookey anyway

are you makin fun of my spelling again?

[tatervt]

Ask Tu what a whong is...


Welcome to ****ty wok - you want to try ****ty chicken?

[tatervt]

are you makin fun of my spelling again?

Actually no Dal....but now that you said it - it would've worked nicely!

[pryncessbrooke]

Ask Tu what a whong is...


Welcome to ****ty wok - you want to try ****ty chicken?

:))
I've come to the conclusion that you're mentally ill!

[Arya]

:))
I've come to the conclusion that you're mentally ill!

Something's "whong" with Tate methinks :))

Hi Tate!

Hi Brooke!

Couldn't resist butting in ;)

[Fire Watch]

She's doing really well. The ears and adnoids turned out worse than what the doctor thought, but he took care of everything.
glad to hear it.

[Fire Watch]

:))
I've come to the conclusion that you're mentally ill!
Took you lnog enough.

[Fire Watch]

I'l make my 18,000th post in here I guess.

[Fire Watch]

2 more..

[Fire Watch]

Woohoo

[pryncessbrooke]

You have a problem!

[Fire Watch]

I really do, I need a good lunch break is what it is...that would cure all

[DALLAS1234]

about time you hit 18,000

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah I bet!

[Fire Watch]

You're both nuts...get naked and entertain me

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha you wished!

[Fire Watch]

I freely admit it...now..start with the shoes..tease me, make me like it

[pryncessbrooke]

:naughty:

[Fire Watch]

now with the socks....you cant leave the socks on..

[pryncessbrooke]

Like I said

[pryncessbrooke]

:naughty:

[Fire Watch]

now the jeans..slowlyyyyy

[pryncessbrooke]

Have you lost your mind?

[ja_harr]

now the jeans..slowlyyyyy

x2...don't mind me here!

[pryncessbrooke]

How about I leave and you GUYS can undress one another!

[Fire Watch]

thats right...spin around for me baby, show me what you're working with..

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok time for one of the BIG pills. I don't think one of the little ones will do the trick.

[Fire Watch]

vitamin R

[pryncessbrooke]

Vitamins don't help with craziness. Something stronger.

[Fire Watch]

now...unbutton the blouse..bite your lower lip while looking up at me

[pryncessbrooke]

Ok take two of the BIG pills!

[Fire Watch]

thats right..let it slip off of your shoulders to the floor..naughty girl.

[ja_harr]

It's like a Daniel Steele novel.

[pryncessbrooke]

Kinda makes you wanna vomit! I think Rick is sick or something!

[ja_harr]

If that's sick, I don't want to be well.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha ha...

[Fire Watch]

yeah....just like that..now reach around and unhook your bra..

[pryncessbrooke]

yeah....just like that..now reach around and unhook your bra..

I don't think ja_harr wears a bra!