Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[melinda]

I can comply.

YAY!! do it. do it. just do it.

[Fire Watch]

less clothes would pretty much make me naked....
No ****? Huh, I never woulda imagined....

[Fire Watch]

well please do...
That would pretty much **** off everyone else in the office...

[melinda]

No ****? Huh, I never woulda imagined....

:))

[DALLAS1234]

No ****? Huh, I never woulda imagined....

oh but you did!!!

[Fire Watch]

YAY!! do it. do it. just do it.
Thats what she said

[melinda]

all the time.

[Fire Watch]

oh but you did!!!
Yeah well....

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah well....

typical guy...cuter but typical..

[Fire Watch]

well ty Dallas

[DALLAS1234]

your welcome...

[melinda]

Dallas is sucking up...

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas is sucking up...

:shhh:

[melinda]

oh sorry...;)

[Fire Watch]

Dallas is sucking up...
that and her avatar makes for a great time.

[melinda]

very true.
enjoy...

[Fire Watch]

No reason for you to leave...

[melinda]

would hate for you to have to enjoy more than one at a time. I've heard men just hate that...

[DALLAS1234]

would hate for you to have to enjoy more than one at a time. I've heard men just hate that...

I heard that too...:think: I wonder if its true

[ALBOB2]

It is most definitely NOT true.:naughty:

[Fire Watch]

would hate for you to have to enjoy more than one at a time. I've heard men just hate that...
We do what we have to do sometimes, you know, take one for the team and all.

[DALLAS1234]

We do what we have to do sometimes, you know, take one for the team and all.

hmmmmmmmm.

[Fire Watch]

yeah...I'm a team player.

[DALLAS1234]

yeah...I'm a team player.

Im a team player too...

[ALBOB2]

Im a team player too...


Yeah but, are you a switch hitter?:think:

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah but, are you a switch hitter?:think:

do I switch sides?

[ALBOB2]

do I switch sides?


In a manner of speaking, yes. Do you switch sides?:think:

[Fire Watch]

I know, but I'll keep her secret.

[ALBOB2]

I know, but I'll keep her secret.

Traitor.:evil:

[DALLAS1234]

In a manner of speaking, yes. Do you switch sides?:think:

I have once or twice.

[chichimama]

I have once or twice.

:eek:

[DALLAS1234]

:eek:

we were at a club...lots of tequila..lots of tequila.

[Fire Watch]

Have I mentioned how much I like you?

[DALLAS1234]

no I don't think you have..;)

[melinda]

I have never had that much tequila...and believe me...I've had a lot.

[DALLAS1234]

I have never had that much tequila...and believe me...I've had a lot.

oh yea Like Im the only one..have you not seen girls gone wild!!!:lol:

[melinda]

I didn't say you were the only one...
I've just never gone that wild myself. I never switch sides. I need a man!!

[DALLAS1234]

I didn't say you were the only one...
I've just never gone that wild myself. I never switch sides. I need a man!!

hey I aint on that side...I always need a man..just in a drunken blaze thangs got a lil wild..

[melinda]

hey I aint on that side...I always need a man..just in a drunken blaze thangs got a lil wild..

see now in my drunken blazes, it's me and a couple of men...not the other way around.

[ALBOB2]

we were at a club...lots of tequila..lots of tequila.


Did I mention I have a brand new bottle of Tres Generaciones?:twisted:

[DALLAS1234]

see now in my drunken blazes, it's me and a couple of men...not the other way around.

I had that experience once too...see this is why me and tequila don't play no more!!!

[DALLAS1234]

Did I mention I have a brand new bottle of Tres Generaciones?:twisted:

:))

[melinda]

I had that experience once too...see this is why me and tequila don't play no more!!!

why stop the good times?

[ALBOB2]

why stop the good times?

Because she's in Texas and I'm in Nevada:frown:

[DALLAS1234]

why stop the good times?

your right..

you heard that song Tequila makes her clothes fall off...that was written about me!!! LOL!!

[ALBOB2]

your right..

you heard that song Tequila makes her clothes fall off...that was written about me!!! LOL!!

:eek: :hug:

[DALLAS1234]

ok enough about me...lets talk about something else..

[ALBOB2]

ok enough about me...lets talk about something else..


Okay, that night with the tequila, what did she look like?:twisted:

[melinda]

ok enough about me...lets talk about something else..

Dallas, everyone likes talking about you...
at least be thankful they are doing it to your face and in a loving way!!

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, that night with the tequila, what did she look like?:twisted:

she's my bestfriend..we've been friends since the 2nd grade..

she's about 5'6 127 and blonde..

[Fire Watch]

well...unless there's something to bend her over.

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas, everyone likes talking about you...
at least be thankful they are doing it to your face and in a loving way!!

I get that impression..but I have to wonder if its all good...I don't wanna be the local fluzzie...

[Fire Watch]

Lol..there's only a couple jealous ones around D...you know who they are and how to handle them.

[melinda]

what's a fluzzie?

[DALLAS1234]

what's a fluzzie?

Ho

[melinda]

I get that impression..but I have to wonder if its all good...I don't wanna be the local fluzzie...

Dallas, you are too cute to be a "fluzzie"...:hug:

[melinda]

Ho

um, I know. I was making fun of your spelling. :shhh:

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas, you are too cute to be a "fluzzie"...:hug:

:hug:

[DALLAS1234]

um, I know. I was making fun of your spelling. :shhh:

MAN!!! LOL!!!

[ALBOB2]

she's my bestfriend..we've been friends since the 2nd grade..

she's about 5'6 127 and blonde..


Heloooooo Dallas' best friend.:hug:


(Just a word about etiquette; you forgot to list her measurments.;) )

[DALLAS1234]

Heloooooo Dallas' best friend.:hug:


(Just a word about etiquette; you forgot to list her measurments.;) )

LOL!! I know...I cant give you all the details!!!

[melinda]

36-24-36
she's a brick house...

[ALBOB2]

LOL!! I know...I cant give you all the details!!!


What? Why not? You never hesitated before.:evil:


Oops. Damn. That was supposed to be a secret, wasn't it.:wall:

[ALBOB2]

36-24-36
she's a brick house...


Oh what a winnin' hand.:dance:

[Fire Watch]

10-4

[DALLAS1234]

So whats some wild things you guys have done...

[melinda]

nothing. I never get wild.
that's my story and I'm sticking to it...:))

[DALLAS1234]

nothing. I never get wild.
that's my story and I'm sticking to it...:))

LIE!!!!!:))

[Fire Watch]

HEY, I hit 17,000 posts and forgot to start a thread...oh well.

[DALLAS1234]

HEY, I hit 17,000 posts and forgot to start a thread...oh well.

:dance: :dance:

[melinda]

HEY, I hit 17,000 posts and forgot to start a thread...oh well.

that is so unlike you...
you preoccupied today?

[ALBOB2]

So whats some wild things you guys have done...

There was this one time

Back at Band Camp........................:whistle:

[DALLAS1234]

There was this one time

Back at Band Camp........................:whistle:

LMAO!!

[Fire Watch]

blah
on to 30,000!!!

[DALLAS1234]

blah
on to 30,000!!!

Im just waiting to become a great american..:frown:

[Fire Watch]

you'll get there...I'm averaging over a 1000 a week here lately.

[melinda]

you'll get there...I'm averaging over a 1000 a week here lately.

you're welcome.

[Fire Watch]

Good to know..lol

[melinda]

;)

[Fire Watch]

where's those eggs and ham you were talking about?

[melinda]

being cooked right now, sir.

[Fire Watch]

good girl

[melinda]

the grits are already done...help yourself

[Fire Watch]

lol..no time..too busy @ work

[melinda]

I have got NOTHING accomplished today at all...was trying to wash clothes but the phone people broke a water line...LOL

[melinda]

I miss Rick...he's always good for a laugh.

[DALLAS1234]

Im just want him for his body..

[Fire Watch]

You rang?

[DALLAS1234]

yea...

[melinda]

You rang?

I didn't know it was that easy...

[DALLAS1234]

I didn't know it was that easy...

of course rick is easy..why do you think I play with him

[Fire Watch]

***?

[DALLAS1234]

dont act all surprised...:razz:

[Fire Watch]

lol

[morticia_28_358]

lol


what are you laughing @, chuckles?

[Remus Lupin]

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[Fire Watch]

This ramdom thread is brought to you the Post Count Padders Of America.
Random????? Blashpemy

[Fire Watch]

This ramdom thread is brought to you the Post Count Padders Of America.
join us on the Hannity conference call...its free and secure..1-603-912-0333 room 915

[Remus Lupin]

join us on the Hannity conference call...its free and secure..1-603-912-0333 room 915

Oh good grief! :lol:

[Fire Watch]

seriously, theres 5-6 of us on there now

[Arya]

So Rickalodewoodpecker, didja like the conversation we were having while you were away?

:shifty:

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm sure he did. I think he enjoys people talking about him.

[Arya]

;)

Heh, especially the way he was being "discussed" last nite :razz:

[pryncessbrooke]

Yeah about his joke or a joke or something.

[Arya]

Yepperz.

He had a bunch of gals all wanting to be all over his......

Joke.


;)

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha ha

I sure he wouldn't mind a bunch of ladies wanting
to be all over his.........

Joke!

[ja_harr]

Ha ha

I sure he wouldn't mind a bunch of ladies wanting
to be all over his.........

Joke!

:)) You actually made me laugh!

You meant jock right?

[pryncessbrooke]

NO Come on ja keep up
We're talking about his.....

Joke!

[ja_harr]

Hmm, guess I take that laugh back. Is that possible?

[pryncessbrooke]

Hmm, guess I take that laugh back. Is that possible?

No once you give it, you can't have it back!

[ja_harr]

Well, enjoy it!

[pryncessbrooke]

I will! I'll make you laugh again! I can be quite funny in my own little way!

[ja_harr]

If you say so :rolleyes:

:))

[pryncessbrooke]

I say so!

[DALLAS1234]

NO Come on ja keep up
We're talking about his.....

Joke!


:))..

now we're gonna give rick a big ego if we keep talking about his joke...

[Arya]

:)) You actually made me laugh!

You meant jock right?

That's what he was thinkin... ;)

[pryncessbrooke]

:))..

now we're gonna give rick a big ego if we keep talking about his joke...

But it's so fun talking about his....

Joke

[DALLAS1234]

But it's so fun talking about his....

Joke

it really is and its much more fun to talk about his joke when he's not here!!

[pryncessbrooke]

it really is and its much more fun to talk about his joke when he's not here!!

Yeah you're right. If he were here we'd most likely not get a word in edge wise about his joke!

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah you're right. If he were here we'd most likely not get a word in edge wise about his joke!

Oh I know..he would hog his joke all to himself

[pryncessbrooke]

Oh I know..he would hog his joke all to himself

:)) Yeah he seems like he would be selfish with his joke!

[DALLAS1234]

:)) Yeah he seems like he would be selfish with his joke!

:)) he is.. he very seldom lets any one in on his joke..

[pryncessbrooke]

:)) he is.. he very seldom lets any one in on his joke..

Now that's just a crying shame. I'm sure all the ladies would enjoy his joke! :)) :)) :))

[DALLAS1234]

Now that's just a crying shame. I'm sure all the ladies would enjoy his joke! :)) :)) :))

:)) :))..well i enjoy his joke when he lets me in on it..but like I said that is very little....stingy ole rick!!

[pryncessbrooke]

:)) :))..well i enjoy his joke when he lets me in on it..but like I said that is very little....stingy ole rick!!

:)) :)) :)) :))

[DALLAS1234]

ricks gonna kick my ass in the morning for saying that..:))

[pryncessbrooke]

At least you're priviledged to his joke! I never get let in on his joke!:))

[pryncessbrooke]

ricks gonna kick my ass in the morning for saying that..:))

I think we're all getting our ass kicked!

[DALLAS1234]

At least you're priviledged to his joke! I never get let in on his joke!:))

WHAT!! now that is just wrong..Rick must be being a real Joke hog right now..I surely thought he'd let you in on his joke...:lol: :lol:

[DALLAS1234]

I think we're all getting our ass kicked!

yes yes that is possibly true...but he better let me in on his joke while he's kicking my ass...:))

[pryncessbrooke]

yes yes that is possibly true...but he better let me in on his joke while he's kicking my ass...:))

Now that seems like an appropriate time for him to let you in on his joke! :))

[pryncessbrooke]

WHAT!! now that is just wrong..Rick must be being a real Joke hog right now..I surely thought he'd let you in on his joke...:lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm disappointed he hadn't let me in on his joke. Maybe he is discriminating against people from Mississippi! Maybe he thinks I won't get his joke. :)) :))

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah I'm disappointed he hadn't let me in on his joke. Maybe he is discriminating against people from Mississippi! Maybe he thinks I won't get his joke. :)) :))

well I just learn he's letting people in on his tush too..oh the neglect he gives us...:))

[pryncessbrooke]

well I just learn he's letting people in on his tush too..oh the neglect he gives us...:boohoo:

:frown: Yes I've heard rumors about this.

[DALLAS1234]

Now that seems like an appropriate time for him to let you in on his joke! :))

thats what I was thinking...:))

[DALLAS1234]

:frown: Yes I've heard rumors about this.

see he's just plain ole stingy..:)

[pryncessbrooke]

see he's just plain ole stingy..:)

I guess some people are more special than others. We're apparently not one of the special ones.:(( You'd think he'd want to share his joke with the world! :))

[DALLAS1234]

I guess some people are more special than others. We're apparently not one of the special ones.:(( You'd think he'd want to share his joke with the world! :))


Damnit I wanna be special too!!!:((
I dont think the world is quite ready for his Joke...hell sometimes Im not sure Im ready for his Joke....:))

[pryncessbrooke]

Damnit I wanna be special too!!!:((
I dont think the world is quite ready for his Joke...hell sometimes Im not sure Im ready for his Joke....:))

:)) :)) Dallas you're right! Maybe he should just keep his joke to himself!

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :)) Dallas you're right! Maybe he should just keep his joke to himself!

:)) :))...

[Fire Watch]

Ok...***?!?!!??

[Fire Watch]

Yeah I'm disappointed he hadn't let me in on his joke. Maybe he is discriminating against people from Mississippi! Maybe he thinks I won't get his joke. :)) :))
:whistle: ;)

[Arya]

Ok...***?!?!!??

Mornin' Ricko ;)

[Fire Watch]

good morning

[Arya]

Don't you just love getting to your thread only to find out others were unabashedly talking about you while you were away?

:))


And like I had NOTHING to do with it ;)

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, you're completely innocent...just a bystander corrupted by those perverts..I feel so sorry for you.

[Arya]

You should, dammit. :lol:

[Fire Watch]

Lol..maybe for Mortis

[melinda]

Good Morning, Rick.

[Arya]

Lol..maybe for Mortis

Yes, feel sorry for him.

He needs all the pity anyone can give him.

It is not easy living with a certified Brat such as myself.

For all the trubble I scrounge up here, he gets it twice as bad. :razz:


But he's still upset that all the ladies here want to be all over your.....joke rather than on his:(

:))

[Fire Watch]

My joke is legendary.

[pryncessbrooke]

:))

[Fire Watch]

yeah..

[pryncessbrooke]

That's outstanding

[Fire Watch]

I'm glad you think so

[Arya]

Now Ricko, I've heard a rumor.

That your ego is as legendary as your "joke"....


Is it true? :angel:

LoL!!!

[Fire Watch]

one's slightly larger than the other

[Arya]

You mean you're lopsided? :eek:

[pryncessbrooke]

You mean you're lopsided? :eek:

:))

[Arya]

I just saw the "cereal" thread. Was going to post something bout Rickolodeon in there, but I felt that in this thread the comment would be more appropriate.

"Everybody wants to git their hands on Rickolodeon's Lucky Charms (meaning jokes).

:angel:

[Fire Watch]

little bit...arent we all?

[Arya]

Are you saying your jokes are made of "little bits"?

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, usually 1 liners..does that qualify?

[pryncessbrooke]

Are you saying your jokes are made of "little bits"?

:eek:

:clap: :))

[Arya]

yeah, usually 1 liners..does that qualify?

:))

Superbly!

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Arya]

:clap: :))

Tee hee heee.

[Fire Watch]

You're both just wrong.

[pryncessbrooke]

Wow that statment didn't make a whole lot of sense.

[Arya]

Did Rick say summthin?

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

I dont know what you're talking about.

[pryncessbrooke]

you're both just wrong.

Nice editing.

[Fire Watch]

false accusations

[Arya]

Toodles. Out for a bit.

Have fun playing, you two! ;)

[Fire Watch]

we always do

[melinda]

Rick, I know you miss me today...but I really must get some things done.

[Fire Watch]

aww..I'm at work, I dont have as much time to play on here as I'd like.

[melinda]

gotta hate when life gets in the way of the fun...

[Fire Watch]

yeah, I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

[pryncessbrooke]

yeah, I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

That seems about right.

[Fire Watch]

You follow the same creed dont you?

[pryncessbrooke]

Only sometimes.

[Fire Watch]

like...when you're at work?

[pryncessbrooke]

Um no. I actually do work. Most of the time.

[Fire Watch]

Me too...always.

[pryncessbrooke]

Uh huh.

[melinda]

I never work.

[Fire Watch]

bum

[melinda]

I try.

[Fire Watch]

You do what you can, I understand.

[melinda]

I can't do much...but I'm good at what I can!!

[Fire Watch]

thats what I hear

[melinda]

who's talking?

[Fire Watch]

HMmmmm....wouldnt YOU like to know..

[melinda]

HMmmmm....wouldnt YOU like to know..

I was afraid it was the midgets...

[Fire Watch]

DAMNIT, who told you?? It was the little hairy one with the attitude wasnt it?

[pryncessbrooke]

Darn midgets, can't trust them as far as you can throw them. Oh wait in some cases that might be pretty far.

[melinda]

Darn midgets, can't trust them as far as you can throw them. Oh wait in some cases that might be pretty far.

:))

[melinda]

DAMNIT, who told you?? It was the little hairy one with the attitude wasnt it?

yeah...should've known w/ his attitude he would do the talking. I'm gonna have to go find him and throw him out. give me a minute...he might be hard to find.

[Fire Watch]

sneaky ****er can fit in the tightest places

[DALLAS1234]

Rick your thread gets funnier and funnier every day...:))

[Fire Watch]

Stranger and stranger may be a better way to put it.

[DALLAS1234]

thats true...maybe you should start screening the people you let in here..

[Fire Watch]

Good idea...please submit your application.

[pryncessbrooke]

What are the qualifications?

[DALLAS1234]

I already did...

[melinda]

Good idea...please submit your application.

I submitted pics, will that work?

[DALLAS1234]

What are the qualifications?

thats a good question?

[melinda]

sneaky ****er can fit in the tightest places

you don't even want to know where I found him last time...:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

What are the qualifications?

http://www.homehealth-uk.com/medical/femalebodydiagram.htm

[Fire Watch]

you don't even want to know where I found him last time...:rolleyes:
I heard, are the stiches gone?

[melinda]

I heard, are the stiches gone?

God willing...next week.

[Fire Watch]

I submitted pics, will that work?
you're in

[pryncessbrooke]

:eek: Scandalous!

[DALLAS1234]

http://www.homehealth-uk.com/medical/femalebodydiagram.htm

female organs?

[Fire Watch]

God willing...next week.
Minimal scarring I hope.

[melinda]

you're in

YAY!! ;)

[melinda]

Minimal scarring I hope.

can barely see it...the Dr. was that good.

[Fire Watch]

female organs?
definately a starting point

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm too lazy to submit an application can I just be let in anyway?

[Fire Watch]

can barely see it...the Dr. was that good.
Thank him for me

[Fire Watch]

I'm too lazy to submit an application can I just be let in anyway?
I think so...had you had your shots?

[melinda]

Thank him for me

already did, sweetie.
already did. ;)

[DALLAS1234]

definately a starting point

Im female and have all the anatomy of a female..Im alright looking..so what else you want?

[pryncessbrooke]

I think so...had you had your shots?

Yep sure have!

[melinda]

definately a starting point

would definitely NOT want a "Crying Game" surprise...

[DALLAS1234]

would definitely NOT want a "Crying Game" surprise...

:))

[melinda]

Im female and have all the anatomy of a female..Im alright looking..so what else you want?

I have most of my original parts. had to get rid of a few pesky ones...
but the important ones remain.

[Fire Watch]

already did, sweetie.
already did. ;)
Dont thank him TOO much

[Fire Watch]

Yep sure have!
I think it's time for a booster..of vitamin R

[pryncessbrooke]

:(( I don't want anymore shots !

[Fire Watch]

Im female and have all the anatomy of a female..Im alright looking..so what else you want?
Are you "bendy"?

[Fire Watch]

:(( I don't want anymore shots !
This could be a problem.

[pryncessbrooke]

Are you "bendy"?

I think the word your searching for is flexable

[Fire Watch]

I think the word your searching for is flexable
I like bendy.

[pryncessbrooke]

This could be a problem.

:cry:

[melinda]

I think the word your searching for is flexable

I thought the word was flexible...hmmm. :think:
at any rate, I'm "bendy"

[melinda]

Dont thank him TOO much

not to worry...I saved some for you.

[pryncessbrooke]

I thought the word was flexible...hmmm. :think:
at any rate, I'm "bendy"

Yeah flexible works too! ha ha I'm not bendy.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah flexible works too! ha ha I'm not bendy.
That can be corrected, we'll work on that when you come for your vitamin shot.

[Fire Watch]

not to worry...I saved some for you.
Outstanding.

[melinda]

Outstanding.

always...;)

[Fire Watch]

such confidence...I like that

[melinda]

good.
I like that too.

[DALLAS1234]

Are you "bendy"?

Im felixable..

[melinda]

Im felixable..

what the heck is felixable!!??

[Fire Watch]

Im felixable..
Who's Felix, do I need to kick his ass?

Oh yeah, go vote. http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233010

[DALLAS1234]

what the heck is felixable!!??

me not being able to spell today!! :))

I meant Im bendy..what ever RICK am I in or not.?

[Fire Watch]

me not being able to spell today!! :))

I meant Im bendy..what ever RICK am I in or not.?
If I reword the last part of your post juuust a little bit...it could be a really interesting statement.

[DALLAS1234]

If I reword the last part of your post juuust a little bit...it could be a really interesting statement.

well lets make it interesting then..:))

oh and I voted for the COLTS!!