Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[jungulator]

Do I really want to know what I missed?

[Fire Watch]

No, put thanks for allowing this thread to be part of your page 1 takeover.

[jungulator]

My evil plan worked.

[Fire Watch]

Not so much.

[Arya]

:eek:

I dunno what's stranger: being strange around your parts or one's parts being strange....

:doh:

[jungulator]

I don't know. I can't see any of my parts being all that strange to me. Now someone else's parts. I don't know.

[Fire Watch]

My parts are strange because of their abnormally large size

[jungulator]

Flintstone feet eh?

[Fire Watch]

and hands....its a curse

[jungulator]

Curse for you. Blessing for me. Now I have something to make fun of.

[Fire Watch]

Well..they make great fists

[Arya]

What about your nose, Ricko? Looks about average...

[Fire Watch]

It gets bigger depending on the story I'm telling

[jungulator]

So pretty much all the time?

[Fire Watch]

yeah....well

[Arya]

It gets bigger depending on the story I'm telling

Didja ever hear the joke of Pinochhio and Snow White? :shifty:

[Fire Watch]

Yes, hit a little close to home for me.

[DALLAS1234]

the post in this thread gets more and more disturbing everyday...:dance:

[Fire Watch]

And you love it

[DALLAS1234]

yep...

[Fire Watch]

yeah...so..you'e getting older huh?

[DALLAS1234]

yeah...so..you'e getting older huh?

yea...:frown:

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[ChloeP]

It's a fact...we all get older everyday...

[Fire Watch]

Not I, good luck with the page 1 take over though

[ChloeP]

Not I, good luck with the page 1 take over though


Almost there...damn that 30 second rule!

[Fire Watch]

Sucks doesnt it?

[ChloeP]

Sucks doesnt it?

Seriously.

[Fire Watch]

I hate it for you.

[ChloeP]

I hate it for you.

I hate you for it...hmm...that's not right, is it?

[Fire Watch]

No, but expected.

[Arya]

Rick-Rick-Rickalodeon!

[Fire Watch]

I love it

[ChloeP]

Rick-a-llama-ding-dong

[Fire Watch]

You're cruisin'

[ChloeP]

yup

[Arya]

Rick-a-llama-ding-dong

You're caulkin'-I mean crackin'-me up! :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

I got caulk, and I'm just looking for an excuse

[ChloeP]

You're caulkin'-I mean crackin'-me up! :mrgreen:

Credit where it's due....I stole that from you...

[Fire Watch]

you're a poet, did you know it?

[Arya]

I got caulk, and I'm just looking for an excuse

Niiice-but can you walk and caulk at the same time?

[DALLAS1234]

Niiice-but can you walk and caulk at the same time?

:))

[Arya]

Or should I say he should take his caulk for a walk? :eek:

[Fire Watch]

Funny...and yes...I can.

[Arya]

Good man ;)

[Fire Watch]

I'm very talented.

[DALLAS1234]

me too

[Fire Watch]

you have caulk?

[super cool ski instructor]

We have brought the caulk talk to this thread now? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love me some caulk!

[DALLAS1234]

you have caulk?

no..........

[Fire Watch]

Oh, thought you might have got some caulk for your birthday.

[DALLAS1234]

Oh, thought you might have got some caulk for your birthday.

:)) .

[Fire Watch]

I always give caulk as a birthday present, Christmas, New Years, Valentines...caulks great for any occasion.

[super cool ski instructor]

I always give caulk as a birthday present, Christmas, New Years, Valentines...caulks great for any occasion.

caulk is better when it is given every day.

[DALLAS1234]

I always give caulk as a birthday present, Christmas, New Years, Valentines...caulks great for any occasion.

well I wonder if I will get caulk today..I would like to have caulk 4 my b-day..I deserver caulk..

[Andrew Jackson]

well I wonder if I will get caulk today..I would like to have caulk 4 my b-day..I deserver caulk..

you will also need an applicator

[Fire Watch]

Caulk IS a great everyday gift as well, I concur.

[Fire Watch]

I'm handing out caulk at the office today.

[DALLAS1234]

I'm handing out caulk at the office today.

LMAO!!:)) :))

[ja_harr]

I'm handing out caulk at the office today.

Brave man....I thought about doing that until I remembered the court order to not use caulk in public.

[DALLAS1234]

Brave man....I thought about doing that until I remembered the court order to not use caulk in public.

you can...you just gotta be a lil more discrete about it..

[Fire Watch]

thats what break rooms and conference rooms are for

[DALLAS1234]

thats what break rooms and conference rooms are for


:lol:

[Fire Watch]

yeah..

[DALLAS1234]

mmmm hmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

I get all tingly when you do that

[DALLAS1234]

I know..

[Fire Watch]

makes my caulk stiffen.

[ChloeP]

I'll bet it does...

[super cool ski instructor]

Well you want the caulk stiff.

[Fire Watch]

yeah, unless you're wearing thins slacks in an office environment.

[DALLAS1234]

makes my caulk stiffen.

:D

[Fire Watch]

yeah

[DALLAS1234]

yeah, unless you're wearing thins slacks in an office environment.

LMAO!!!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

yeah, unless you're wearing thins slacks in an office environment.

well, you can always hide behind your desk....or a file folder....

[Arya]

you have caulk?

LoL

I always have to borrow Morty's when I need caulking done.

[ChloeP]

LoL

I always have to borrow Morty's when I need caulking done.

Well....um....I think I'll leave that one alone...

[Fire Watch]

yeah, I wouldnt mess with Morty's caulk

[ja_harr]

yeah, I wouldnt mess with Morty's caulk

X2

[Fire Watch]

lol

[chichimama]

I'm sure Morty appreciates it, too.

[Fire Watch]

I would certainly hope so.

[Arya]

That's perfectly fine with me also.

Leaves more caulk for me :))

[DALLAS1234]

Im loving this caulk talk!!!!!!!!!!

[ja_harr]

Alright, time to get my ass to work.

Stay classy and have the caulk at the ready. My parting words.

[DALLAS1234]

Alright, time to get my ass to work.

Stay classy and have the caulk at the ready. My parting words.

later gater...:hug:

[Fire Watch]

keep your caulk at the ready ja_harr

[DALLAS1234]

back from lunch?

[Fire Watch]

barely

[Arya]

Got your caulk ****ed and ready to go?

[DALLAS1234]

that bad or that good?

[Fire Watch]

I got some on my pants............................................. ....................lunch that is.

[DALLAS1234]

I got some on my pants............................................. ....................lunch that is.

:lol: :lol:

[Fire Watch]

It's gonna rain again.

[DALLAS1234]

yea we been getting some..

[Fire Watch]

I like to get a little sometimes.

[Arya]

that bad or that good?

Depends upon what type of caulk you use. The more pliable the more universal the uses...

[Fire Watch]

Pliable caulk? Sounds kinda painful

[DALLAS1234]

I like to get a little sometimes.

mmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

<tingly

[DALLAS1234]

:)

[Fire Watch]

not so much now

[DALLAS1234]

why?

[Arya]

Pliable caulk? Sounds kinda painful

Nah, just more flexible ;)

[Fire Watch]

everyone I've come across(heheh) likes it very stiff

[DALLAS1234]

everyone I've come across(heheh) likes it very stiff

yep...

[Remus Lupin]

New word...deal with it.

Nice.

[DALLAS1234]

Nice.

Hello Remus...how are ya?

[Fire Watch]

He's busy taking it all in.

[Fire Watch]

now he's just being a slacker.

[Arya]

everyone I've come across(heheh) likes it very stiff

Use your imagination, it can be stiff and flexible simultaneously-and the possibilites there are boundless....

[Fire Watch]

Use your imagination, it can be stiff and flexible simultaneously-and the possibilites there are boundless....
Like a katana blade a ninja uses?

[Arya]

Like a katana blade a ninja uses?

Errr, mebbe without quite the "edge", but yeah :lol:

[Fire Watch]

hmmm...like a bow staff maybe?

[Arya]

:lol: hhehhehhhheheheheh... he said "staff" :lol:

[Fire Watch]

Lol....yeah

[Fire Watch]

Goodnight Rickalodeonites!

[ja_harr]

Five star thread. Great work Rick.

[ja_harr]

Well, really 3 stars...but it should be 5! I thought my vote would count for more.

[Fire Watch]

Did you rate it? I havent, seems kinda wrong to rate your own threads.

[ja_harr]

Did you rate it? I havent, seems kinda wrong to rate your own threads.

Hell yeah I rated it. A piece of work like this deserves to have 5 stars attached to it. I think the rule is after 100 pages you can rate your own thread.

[Fire Watch]

I wont rate it, but I'll encourage others to give it 5 stars..lol.

[Sidestreamer]

1-star'd it. Take a bow, sax man!

[Fire Watch]

If you did, you really are an asshat.

[Sidestreamer]

If you did, you really are an asshat.
LOL!

Asshat will go **** Herself now ;)

[Fire Watch]

Herself? Lol..you finally revealing your secret Dougette?

[Fire Watch]

pour some out for that fallen homies...RIP AJ

[ja_harr]

pour some out for that fallen homies...RIP AJ

If only I had some Old English 800.

RIP AJ

[ThrowCop]

If only I had some Old English 800.

RIP AJI got a double deuce of Colt 45. Pouring some out for AJ right now & another pour for my homies on lockdown...

[Fire Watch]

fa sho

[Arya]

Just watched Talladega Nights, the legend of Ricky Bobby again.

Funny assed movie!

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, it's American Art.

[DALLAS1234]

Just watched Talladega Nights, the legend of Ricky Bobby again.

Funny assed movie!

I love the whole thank ya baby jesus..LOL!!! funny movie

[Fire Watch]

Dear 8 lb 6 oz baby Jesus..

[Arya]

:))

What about the knife incident in the hospital? :))

[Arya]

Hey Rick-saw the "accent" thread on the other forum.

What kind of an accent would you say I have? Mine fools people since I don't talk like a typical Bahstunun... ;)

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, you sound more like a mid-westerner to me.

[Arya]

Yeah, you sound more like a mid-westerner to me.

Heh, I could tell that you've spent some time in the south but prolly didn't grow up there. :)

[Fire Watch]

It's getting worse by the month unfortunately.

[Arya]

It's getting worse by the month unfortunately.

Hear yea. Spent a week in Nashville, and I was talkin with an accent in just two days :eek:

LoL

[Fire Watch]

how'd y'all like it?

[Arya]

LoL

Loved it. Went to the Opryland hotel for dinner and since it was Christmastime we enjoyed taking a stroll around the premises. They deck that place beautifully.

My fav drink there is the "Tenessee Trash" drink. Comes in a ceramic trash can equipped with a hole for the straw in the cover. It's true to it's word-one of those lil' Tennessee drinks will get you "trashed" ;)

[Fire Watch]

Lol..I'll have to try that sometime.

[Fire Watch]

good girl

[Fire Watch]

you may apply for the job if you like

[Fire Watch]

you're in

[ja_harr]

<snip>
btw, i already have a leash and collar :))

:eek: Niiiice.

[Fire Watch]

yeah, she'll do

[jungulator]

btw, i already have a leash and collar :))

He needs one of those pincher collars.

[jungulator]

That will work too. Or one of those shock collars with the remote control. That way you don't have to be near him when he gets zapped.

[jungulator]

Well that sucks. You should make him. Just like a dog. Don't give him a choice! :mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

heheh

[Fire Watch]

wait..what?

[Fire Watch]

oh yeah....THIS

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[Fire Watch]

oops

[Fire Watch]

yeah, trying to keep Jungulator honest

[Fire Watch]

I'm a Marine, what do you expect?

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Fire Watch]

Just hte voices in my head cracking a joke..sorry..carry on

[Fire Watch]

You and Leigh would be a dangerous pair.

[Fire Watch]

Lol...maybe...I need proof

[Fire Watch]

I was thinking "I'm your Huckleberry"

[ginelea]

Did you miss me? . . . . . . . . didn't think so.

[Fire Watch]

that too


just for that, im not showing the pics to prove it

Aw cuhm Ohn nayO, dont be uh buhthole

[Fire Watch]

I think you're the one thats going down.

[Fire Watch]

Please. Someone better have a camcorder ready.

[Fire Watch]

Ok Rocky, we'll see.

[Fire Watch]

lol

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, the mental image almost made me pee myself laughing

[Arya]

Depends, anyone? :lol:

[Fire Watch]

Depends on what?

[Fire Watch]

I mean go vote in my new thread/poll...I really need the input.

[Fire Watch]

Lol..only when it's 34 minutes away from my two days off

[Fire Watch]

They got those in the swamp?

[Fire Watch]

I see, you have stills...

[Arya]

Depends on what?

They help with "leaks" :lol:

[Fire Watch]

lol

[AvgGuyIA]

I've read enuf. I'm goin' to the Guys thread.

[Arya]

EnuffsZnuff?

[Fire Watch]

I've read enuf. I'm goin' to the Guys thread.
There's never enough!@

[Arya]

Just don't trip up on it Rick ;)

[Fire Watch]

Or zip it again..that ****s painful

[Arya]

Singing soprano now, are we? :whistle:

[Fire Watch]

I have before..not a fun experience..the 'ol pork and beans scenario

[Arya]

:silenced:

[Fire Watch]

LMAO...ok..so not that bad..but still almost recirmumcised me.

[Arya]

Didja loose summthin? get it-loose...

[Fire Watch]

Lol..no..that was years ago anyway

[Arya]

Heh

[Fire Watch]

Good thing I got so much extra.

[Arya]

Methinks sumone is "tripping" up on the truth somewhat :))

[Fire Watch]

can trip on it???


cool

Caulk can be tricky

[Fire Watch]

True...so true.

[Arya]

Don't trippie on the thingie.

[Sidestreamer]

Okay, what's the point of this thread?

[Fire Watch]

It's Rickalodeon...dont harsh my mellow ratdude.

[Fire Watch]

"There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character."

[Arya]

That and Depends will catch yer leaks...

[Fire Watch]

"A guy leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal?"
"Yeah, it's a social thing."
"What if he left you a used Kleenex? What's that, a valentine?"

[Arya]

Christmas present :shifty:

[Fire Watch]

Lol..I was browsing quotes from the Seinfeld show.

[Arya]

LoL

Just mukkin around with the quotes;)

[Fire Watch]

Good morning Rickalodeonites.

[DALLAS1234]

hey

[Fire Watch]

that was 1103 my time...I've been up since 530...

[Fire Watch]

430 my time? no...I'm off today, I slept in til 530

[Fire Watch]

Yep, I'm on central time..so, if the World ends, I'll have an extra hour to get right after you're gone.

[Fire Watch]

Again...harshing my mellow

[Fire Watch]

I said harshing, not munching.

[DALLAS1234]

Yep, I'm on central time..so, if the World ends, I'll have an extra hour to get right after you're gone.

:))

[Fire Watch]

I'm taking my Wife's shirt back.....if she'll let me.

[DALLAS1234]

I haven't got a shirt yet...:frown:

[Fire Watch]

So you're shirtless?

[DALLAS1234]

not yet..

[Fire Watch]

well....my Wife's logged off....how YOU doin'?

[DALLAS1234]

:) ...alot better now your wife's logged off..

[Fire Watch]

Oh no. That one's gonna get me smacked upside the back of my head.

[DALLAS1234]

Oh no. That one's gonna get me smacked upside the back of my head.

:))

[Fire Watch]

Lol..thanks for the thread that was not/was

[DALLAS1234]

Lol..thanks for the thread that was not/was

your welcome..LOL

[Fire Watch]

Got my new Razr today, let's see how long THIS one lasts.

[ALBOB2]

Got my new Razr today, let's see how long THIS one lasts.

What the Hell are you shaving to wear them out.:think:

[Fire Watch]

My Dogs ass....rough **** that.

Lol..no, I broke the last one by throwing it against a wall...that was the fourth one I've ruined since March.

[DALLAS1234]

Got my new Razr today, let's see how long THIS one lasts.

well it will last alot longer if your walls will quit running into it...

[Fire Watch]

damn runaway walls.

[DALLAS1234]

mmmmmm hmmmmmm...yep

[Fire Watch]

walls and telemarketers.

[DALLAS1234]

LOL!! you can always blame telemarketers...

[melinda]

I got a blackjack about 2 weeks ago, and I still have no idea how to use that thing...

[jungulator]

Blackjack is easy. Just remember to always assume the next card is a 10. The house hits on 15 stands on 16. So if they are showing a 2-5 stand. Depending on what you have if they're showing a 6-10 hit.

[melinda]

Blackjack is easy. Just remember to always assume the next card is a 10. The house hits on 15 stands on 16. So if they are showing a 2-5 stand. Depending on what you have if they're showing a 6-10 hit.

um, yeah, jung. THAT blackjack I got...
Thanks though.

[DALLAS1234]

Blackjack is easy. Just remember to always assume the next card is a 10. The house hits on 15 stands on 16. So if they are showing a 2-5 stand. Depending on what you have if they're showing a 6-10 hit.

:)) .dont think that what she meant!

[melinda]

I am going on my annual Girl's Day Out to celebrate MLK day...gambling, of course! I will be playing blackjack. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Sounds like a plan...now about those pics.......

[melinda]

what pics?

[DALLAS1234]

morning..

[melinda]

evening...



Oh wait. that's a different thread.

[Fire Watch]

You know what pics.

[melinda]

You know what pics.

;)

[Fire Watch]

.....still waiting.....

[melinda]

I'm fixing to leave for the morning...maybe later.

[Fire Watch]

You're such a tease.

[melinda]

not on purpose...really.
just got a few other things that I have to get done first.

[Fire Watch]

Lol..I hear ya..have fun.

[Fire Watch]

Where is my remote?

[DALLAS1234]

Where is my remote?

I don't know...

[Fire Watch]

you're always losing stuff...I'll blame you

[ThrowCop]

Where is my remote?Haven't you taught the triplets how to change the channel?

[Fire Watch]

Haven't you taught the triplets how to change the channel?
They've taught themselves to find the cartoon network every time I get up for any reason..true story...I think they hid the remote purposely.

[DALLAS1234]

you're always losing stuff...I'll blame you

I know I know..