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[Fire Watch]

your thread you deleted...
post you mean? It was a screen shot of the thread title and # of posts...which at the moment was 777..I thought it was cool.

[Fire Watch]

no Irish.
no Italian.
poor girl.

[DALLAS1234]

post you mean? It was a screen shot of the thread title and # of posts...which at the moment was 777..I thought it was cool.

yea...

[melinda]

poor girl.



3/4 German
1/4 Swedish

[Fire Watch]

[insert standard] want some joke[/right here]

[melinda]

Hey!!!!!!


:))

[DALLAS1234]

[insert standard] want some joke[/right here]

what?

[Fire Watch]

what was that comment about us males being confused?

[DALLAS1234]

what was that comment about us males being confused?

:)) ..

[Fire Watch]

exaccttttlllly

[DALLAS1234]

Im only confused when your around..

[Fire Watch]

Mission accomplished.

[DALLAS1234]

:razz:

[Fire Watch]

Where is it now?

[melinda]

by the vibrator...

[DALLAS1234]

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

Why is the Zebra by the vibrator?

[melinda]

he asked...

[DALLAS1234]

what's with you and the zebra?

[melinda]

Why is the Zebra by the vibrator?
b/c she's a lonely girl...

[DALLAS1234]

b/c she's a lonely girl...

this is a whole new disturbing issue...

[Fire Watch]

b/c she's a lonely girl...
:eek: :eek: :))

[DALLAS1234]

:eek: :eek: :))

not so disturbing that your laughing at that...

[Fire Watch]

You're the one with the zebra and the vibrator.

[melinda]

:eek: :eek: :))

I do what I can...

my mind is a bit warped.

[DALLAS1234]

I don't have a zebra!!!

[melinda]

You're the one with the zebra and the vibrator.

not touching that one...












(that's what she said. :)))

[Fire Watch]

That's not what the surveillance photos show.

[melinda]

That's not what the surveillance photos show.

it's a leopard.
spots. not stripes.

[DALLAS1234]

not touching that one...












(that's what she said. :)))

:))

[Fire Watch]

Thats a huge ****ing leopard, and why is there a midget riding it?

[DALLAS1234]

Thats a huge ****ing leopard, and why is there a midget riding it?

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

Your leopard Dallas, one has to assume it's also your Midget.

[Fire Watch]

That seems to have shut her up

[ALBOB2]

That seems to have shut her up

Why would you want to do that? She's got such a beautiful voice.

[Fire Watch]

In reference to the leopard, the midget and the vibrator.

[DALLAS1234]

That seems to have shut her up

no i went to lunch...

[Fire Watch]

Ah, welcome back..now..I'm leaving in 20 minutes..so..how is it out in the real world?

[DALLAS1234]

Ah, welcome back..now..I'm leaving in 20 minutes..so..how is it out in the real world?

IT SUCKS!! I did not have a good lunch!

[DALLAS1234]

Ah, welcome back..now..I'm leaving in 20 minutes..so..how is it out in the real world?

you coming back?

[Fire Watch]

Tomorrow..going to New Orleans for the game.

[DALLAS1234]

Tomorrow..going to New Orleans for the game.

have fun...

[Fire Watch]

Didnt we talk about this already?

[DALLAS1234]

yea...I think

[melinda]

deja vu

[melinda]

why the bad lunch Dallas?

[melinda]

Enjoy the game, Rick!

try not to think about me too much...

[DALLAS1234]

why the bad lunch Dallas?

I stood in line an hr at the vehichle reg..place only to get to the window find out they don't take cc and are closing for lunch..I was half an hr later getting bk to work and didn't even get to eat..

[ALBOB2]

In reference to the leopard, the midget and the vibrator.


Have you ever SEEN what she can do with a leopard, a midget and a vibrator???:eek:

[DALLAS1234]

Have you ever SEEN what she can do with a leopard, a midget and a vibrator???:eek:

:shhh: ..I told you I only did that for you!!!

[melinda]

I stood in line an hr at the vehichle reg..place only to get to the window find out they don't take cc and are closing for lunch..I was half an hr later getting bk to work and didn't even get to eat..

:hug:
sorry about your lunch...or lack of

[ALBOB2]

:shhh: ..I told you I only did that for you!!!

Damn, I thought that was the OTHER thing you only did for me. I'm sorry. So that means I should stop making copies of the video?:think:

[DALLAS1234]

Damn, I thought that was the OTHER thing you only did for me. I'm sorry. So that means I should stop making copies of the video?:think:

hmmmmmm..well how much of a profit can we make off that video?:think:

[DALLAS1234]

:hug:
sorry about your lunch...or lack of

:hug: ..thanks..I'm gonna have mike the errand guy run and get me subway..

[ALBOB2]

hmmmmmm..well how much of a profit can we make off that video?:think:


I've had bids of $200 for the R-rated version. The X-rated version? Well, let's just say you could probably retire.:eek:

[DALLAS1234]

I've had bids of $200 for the R-rated version. The X-rated version? Well, let's just say you could probably retire.:eek:

:eek:

[DALLAS1234]

I have yet to see one of these "t-shirts". I had better be first in line to receive one, after all, a gal's gotta have SOMEthing to clean in.

:)) :))

[melinda]

I have yet to see one of these "t-shirts". I had better be first in line to receive one, after all, a gal's gotta have SOMEthing to clean in.

Hey Rick's wife! :hug:
and yes, you should be first.
your children are absolutely adorable!!!

[Arya]

I have yet to see one of these "t-shirts". I had better be first in line to receive one, after all, a gal's gotta have SOMEthing to clean in.

Hey Rick's Wife! Glad to see you particimipating (yes, particimipating) in all the crazy mayhem! :lol:

[DALLAS1234]

Hey Rick's Wife! Glad to see you particimipating (yes, particimipating) in all the crazy mayhem! :lol:

see that llamma got you talkin all sorts of crazy!!:lol:

[Arya]

I'm telling yeh-that damned things running llamamock in me head! :))

[ja_harr]

Rick rick rick, ri-rick rick rick, rick-a-lo-de-on!

[melinda]

I hope Rick is doing OK this morning...:hug:

[DALLAS1234]

Im sure he's fine..

[Fire Watch]

I dont wanna talk about it.

[DALLAS1234]

Haaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaa!! They Lost!!!!

[DALLAS1234]

not only did they lose..but they got WHOOOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!! that's just what I hear though....

[Fire Watch]

I'm logging off now.

[DALLAS1234]

Im sorry..I'll play nice...don't go!!:hug:

[Fire Watch]

My head hurts...too much alcohol last night

[DALLAS1234]

ohhhhh Im sorry..

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/hypnotic_animated.gif

You will bring me coffee....

[DALLAS1234]

cream and sugar?

[Fire Watch]

heheh...yeah

I'm still supporting my team..wearing my Notre Dame hat

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/hattat2.jpg

[DALLAS1234]

heheh...yeah

I'm still supporting my team..wearing my Notre Dame hat

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/hattat2.jpg

love the tattoo...

[Fire Watch]

I have the fighting Irishman on my left shoulder blade..did I mention I'm a Notre Dame fan?

[DALLAS1234]

I have the fighting Irishman on my left shoulder blade..did I mention I'm a Notre Dame fan?

yea...but shhhhhhhh we won't tell anyone ok!:lol:

[Fire Watch]

I'm logging off now.

[DALLAS1234]

I'm logging off now.

hey...Im sorry..again

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said...wait...nevermind

[DALLAS1234]

:lol: ..well did you have fun last nite...

[Fire Watch]

No, I dont want to talk about it.

[DALLAS1234]

I understand...you know it happens sometimes.

[Fire Watch]

What does?

[DALLAS1234]

That which you don't speak of..

[Fire Watch]

The 1st thing or the 2nd thing?

[DALLAS1234]

both

[Fire Watch]

How do you know about the 1st thing?

[DALLAS1234]

I can't reveal that info

[Fire Watch]

We may have a problem here...that was supposed to be a sealed indictment

[DALLAS1234]

well I have my ways of obtaining info..

[Fire Watch]

I have ways of making people disappear....wheres Guido?

[DALLAS1234]

hmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

Yeah...like that

[DALLAS1234]

yea...

[Fire Watch]

keep your eyes out for the innuendo police..I'll get the shovel.

[melinda]

I dont wanna talk about it.

talk about what?
nothing to talk about.
nothing happened at all...

[Fire Watch]

What are you talking about that didnt happen?

[melinda]

heheh...yeah

I'm still supporting my team..wearing my Notre Dame hat

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/hattat2.jpg

nice pic...and you gotta support your team no matter what!!

[DALLAS1234]

keep your eyes out for the innuendo police..I'll get the shovel.

:lol:

[melinda]

What are you talking about that didnt happen?

the zebra and the vibrator...what else would I be talking about?

[Fire Watch]

The leopard and the midget.

[DALLAS1234]

I know of no such things...

[Fire Watch]

Thats not what the sat/recon shows.

[DALLAS1234]

shhhhhh!!

[Fire Watch]

I didnt post the pics yet...I can still be bribed.

[melinda]

The leopard and the midget.

oh, crap I almost forgot about the leopard and the midget...
how could I have done that????

[ja_harr]

I heard midget...what's going on in here?

[DALLAS1234]

I didnt post the pics yet...I can still be bribed.

Im good at giving bribes..

[DALLAS1234]

I heard midget...what's going on in here?

Rick did it......

[Fire Watch]

Rick took the pics...Dallas has a midget, a vibrator, and a leopard...there may or may not be a zebra involved..but disturbing nonetheless

[ja_harr]

Rick did it......

Figures. :)

[DALLAS1234]

Rick took the pics...Dallas has a midget, a vibrator, and a leopard...there may or may not be a zebra involved..but disturbing nonetheless

snitch!!

[ja_harr]

Rick took the pics...Dallas has a midget, a vibrator, and a leopard...there may or may not be a zebra involved..but disturbing nonetheless

:eek: Disturbing? I think I had a dream about this once....:whistle:

[DALLAS1234]

:eek: Disturbing? I think I had a dream about this once....:whistle:

it wasn't a dream...

[ja_harr]

it wasn't a dream...

Hmm....was wondering why I had a caged midget at home here. Want him back? I have a court order against me barring me from transporting midgets across state lines, so you may have to come pick him up.

[Fire Watch]

She's right Ja_harr...she drugged you...you were involved.

[DALLAS1234]

I have no recollection of any of this:whistle:

[ja_harr]

She's right Ja_harr...she drugged you...you were involved.

Figures...my dream come true and I'm drugged and don't remember it well.

[Fire Watch]

Well...there IS tape...and maybe a forthcoming warrant.

[ja_harr]

Well...there IS tape...and maybe a forthcoming warrant.

Dallas, if you're selling these on the interweb.....I don't want a cut of the profits, just a copy.

[Fire Watch]

How's those stiches coming along?

[ja_harr]

How's those stiches coming along?

lol, who's that directed towards?

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas, if you're selling these on the interweb.....I don't want a cut of the profits, just a copy.

well I was thingkin of a sequell..I promise this time I'll let you be more alertive

[Fire Watch]

lol, who's that directed towards?
You, the midget, and the leopard.

[ja_harr]

well I was thingkin of a sequell..I promise this time I'll let you be more alertive

I think I just wet myself. And yes, I'm interested. :))

[Fire Watch]

got that on tape too

[DALLAS1234]

I think I just wet myself. And yes, I'm interested. :))

:))

[DALLAS1234]

got that on tape too

I told you quit taping my bathrooms...

[ja_harr]

You, the midget, and the leopard.

The midget will live...however I am shamed for life.

[DALLAS1234]

The midget will live...however I am shamed for life.

it's ok...there no shame in our game..

[Fire Watch]

There should be...somethings you just cant tuck back in.

[ja_harr]

There should be...somethings you just cant tuck back in.

^^ What he said. :(

[DALLAS1234]

There should be...somethings you just cant tuck back in.


what are you tucking..

[DALLAS1234]

^^ What he said. :(

:hug:

[Fire Watch]

I wasnt in this flick....I tuck nothing..can an Elephant hide its trunk?

[ja_harr]

what are you tucking..

:whistle: No worries, I know a few good surgeons....it's all taken care of.

[DALLAS1234]

:whistle: No worries, I know a few good surgeons....it's all taken care of.

well just be ready to go in 10 mins..

[Fire Watch]

Those stiches might pull, but he's probably game.

[ja_harr]

well just be ready to go in 10 mins..

I'm always ready at a moments notice. Let me shower up quick.

[DALLAS1234]

sometimes pain=pleasure.

[DALLAS1234]

I'm always ready at a moments notice. Let me shower up quick.

okay I'll join...rick turn that cam off!!!

[ja_harr]

Those stiches might pull, but he's probably game.

:)) That right there is funny! My laughter almost made my wife come to see what the hell I was doing.

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, thats gonna happen...the midgets union pays me well.

[ja_harr]

okay I'll join...rick turn that cam off!!!

He's got a cam in my bathroom too...it's a little creepy but I'm used to it.

[Fire Watch]

I have triplets, you do what you gotta do to pay the bills.

[ALBOB2]

sometimes pain=pleasure.

Yeah, that's what you keep telling me but DAMN, do your nails have to be so long?:eek:

[Fire Watch]

long, and laminated?

[ja_harr]

I have triplets, you do what you gotta do to pay the bills.

Does it have to say "RICKS GAY SHOWER CAM" on it? It's a little embarrassing when people see it.

[Fire Watch]

You play to your audience Jar, you'll have a harder time explaining the male midget.

[ja_harr]

You play to your audience Jar, you'll have a harder time explaining the male midget.

Midgets need to shower too.

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah, that's what you keep telling me but DAMN, do your nails have to be so long?:eek:

I got shorter nails this time...sorry about that mishap.

[Fire Watch]

Midgets need to shower too.

Yeah, but letting him sit on your shoulders while showering is a bit much, IMO and with all due respect.

[DALLAS1234]

Yeah, but letting him sit on your shoulders while showering is a bit much, IMO and with all due respect.

this bathrooms getting awful crowded...

[ja_harr]

Yeah, but letting him sit on your shoulders while showering is a bit much, IMO and with all due respect.

At least you didn't see the candle lit bubble bath we...er HE took.

[Fire Watch]

At least you didn't see the candle lit bubble bath we...er HE took.
Somethings even I cant stick around for, without many MANY pills.

[ALBOB2]

I got shorter nails this time...sorry about that mishap.


Okay, and I got all the bandages off so I'm ready for round four.............or is it five? Bah, who cares? I'm READY.:dance:

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, and I got all the bandages off so I'm ready for round four.............or is it five? Bah, who cares? I'm READY.:dance:

:dance: :dance:

[Fire Watch]

Okay, and I got all the bandages off so I'm ready for round four.............or is it five? Bah, who cares? I'm READY.:dance:
You're gonna need fresh batteries.

[DALLAS1234]

You're gonna need fresh batteries.

I have a drawer full of fresh batteries..we're covered.

[ja_harr]

I have a drawer full of fresh batteries..we're covered.

/gulp

I'm starting to sweat.

[DALLAS1234]

/gulp

I'm starting to sweat.

we'll it can be quite a workout.

[Fire Watch]

you dont want to do that...there are a lot of raw wires around her bedroom.

[DALLAS1234]

you dont want to do that...there are a lot of raw wires around her bedroom.

only thing raw around here is gonna be.....nevermind.

[Fire Watch]

that midget's gonna be ****ed.

[ja_harr]

Rick, you better not sneak up behind me again with those raw wires again....it took a year for me to grow hair there again.

[DALLAS1234]

that midget's gonna be ****ed.

he'll understand..

[Fire Watch]

Rick, you better not sneak up behind me again with those raw wires again....it took a year for me to grow hair there again.
Dallas slipped me a $50....it was her idea..it sure made that ****ing midget happy though didnt it?

[DALLAS1234]

Dallas slipped me a $50....it was her idea..it sure made that ****ing midget happy though didnt it?

RICK!! quit being a snitch or I ain't gonna play with you no more...

[Fire Watch]

LMAO..the midget still owes me $20

[ja_harr]

LMAO..the midget still owes me $20

He's out of cash...but wants me to tell you that he can pay you back in "other" services.

[Fire Watch]

So he's agreed to a 3rd film then..now I just gotta figure out how to keep the leopard healthy.

[Lera]

*Lera runs in this thread and starts to sing "Groove Me"

[Fire Watch]

Lera, damnit, you stepped on the midget.

[Lera]

Lera, damnit, you stepped on the midget.I did? Who is that?

*sings; I know you're gonna groove me baby.*

[Fire Watch]

OK OK, I can work with this..we have a soundtrack for the flick now.

[DALLAS1234]

it better not be like last time..I've told you Barry Manilow is not good music for this type of MOVIE

[Fire Watch]

Lera can jam.

[DALLAS1234]

now fix the midget..ja_harr can't do the next scene with a broken midget

[ja_harr]

now fix the midget..ja_harr can't do the next scene with a broken midget

:))

[Fire Watch]

Well...let's think about it a second, broken midgets, leopards, and vibrators..could be a snuff film

[DALLAS1234]

Well...let's think about it a second, broken midgets, leopards, and vibrators..could be a snuff film

Sounds like an Emmy to me..

[Lera]

Well...let's think about it a second, broken midgets, leopards, and vibrators..could be a snuff film
I have the song and lyric's. :))

[Fire Watch]

I suppose you want a cut too?

[Lera]

I suppose you want a cut too?nah you can just buy me a drink if you attend the meetup chicken.

[Fire Watch]

Chicken? Who's invited chickens into this flick?

[ja_harr]

Chicken? Who's invited chickens into this flick?

:hand:

[Fire Watch]

My thoughts exactly...those feathers are hard to clean up.

[ja_harr]

Especially when certain women have baby oil all over them, those feathers stick on like glue.

[DALLAS1234]

things will be messy enough with out adding feathers...ok rick i do need to borrow those cuffs and maybe that badge..

[Lera]

Chicken? Who's invited chickens into this flick?
*walks around the set with a bucket of Tar, then trips and the tar falls all over Reconrick. Ja Harr, throws the bag of feather's in the air as he runs to help Reconrick. The feathers fly up into the air and starts to fall and stick to the tar.*

[DALLAS1234]

*walks around the set with a bucket of Tar, then trips and the tar falls all over Reconrick. Ja Harr, throws the bag of feather's in the air as he runs to help Reconrick. The feathers fly up into the air and starts to fall and stick to the tar.*

Lera..I see we influenced you in the wrong way..for that I am soo sorry

[ja_harr]

things will be messy enough with out adding feathers...ok rick i do need to borrow those cuffs and maybe that badge..

Whew! At least he isn't making me wear those again.

[DALLAS1234]

Whew! At least he isn't making me wear those again.

No..I have a fire hat that I want you to wear..

[ja_harr]

No..I have a fire hat that I want you to wear..

I'm intrigued....

Just show me where the fire is.

[ThrowCop]

I'm intrigued....

Just show me where the fire is.:))

[Fire Watch]

things will be messy enough with out adding feathers...ok rick i do need to borrow those cuffs and maybe that badge..
I can maybe spare a set of cuffs, the badge, not so much.

[DALLAS1234]

I can maybe spare a set of cuffs, the badge, not so much.

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

It makes for a good paperweight.

[DALLAS1234]

At least it comes in handy for something:D

[Fire Watch]

That and scaring old ladies

[melinda]

That and scaring old ladies

you gonna scare me?

[Fire Watch]

Nah, on you, I'll use the cuffs, not the badge

[melinda]

sounds fun then...not painful.

[ALBOB2]

sounds fun then...not painful.

You haven't seen where he puts the cuffs.:eek:

[melinda]

You haven't seen where he puts the cuffs.:eek:

uh oh...

[ALBOB2]

uh oh...


Just make sure he uses the paded ones.;)

[Fire Watch]

Padded cuffs are for *******.

[Fire Watch]

So, so you hear huh.....from whom?

[ALBOB2]

Padded cuffs are for *******.


If that's what I'm trying to get then yeah, I use padded cuffs.:angel:

[Fire Watch]

If that's what I'm trying to get then yeah, I use padded cuffs.:angel:
Noted, +66.0345

[melinda]

If that's what I'm trying to get then yeah, I use padded cuffs.:angel:

oh my...
good call. ;)

[Fire Watch]

I find they sorta like the feel of cold hard steel.

[melinda]

I find they sorta like the feel of cold hard steel.

oh my,
good call. ;)

[Fire Watch]

yeah..

[DALLAS1234]

I find they sorta like the feel of cold hard steel.

you handcuff yourself often?

[Fire Watch]

it happens..thankfully I have keys hidden everywhere.

[ALBOB2]

I find they sorta like the feel of cold hard steel.


With the possible exception of melinda, most of the women who like that aren't the kind I want handcuffed to my bed anyway.;)

[morticia_28_358]

I find they sorta like the feel of cold hard steel.

i've heard that before..........

of course i would know nothing about that....

[Fire Watch]

With the possible exception of melinda, most of the women who like that aren't the kind I want handcuffed to my bed anyway.;)

Have you met Morticia?

[Arya]

i've heard that before..........

of course i would know nothing about that....

Mort-LOVE the sig pic!

[ALBOB2]

Have you met Morticia?

Not formally.

[Fire Watch]

Not formally.
You should...nice girl.

[ALBOB2]

You should...nice girl.

I'm scared. She might try to......................DO things to me...................And I might like it.:eek:

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, that's pretty much a given.

[Fire Watch]

Lol..they learn to love it dont they?

[Fire Watch]

lol...its a good thing

[Arya]

Rickallamadingdong....

[Fire Watch]

"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."

[Arya]

The most???

[Fire Watch]

"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."
- Jackie Chiles, in "The Abstinence"
A Seinfeld episode.

[DALLAS1234]

Rickallamadingdong....

BAN THE LLAMA SOOONG!!!:lol:

[Fire Watch]

I affect so many lives, it's awe inspiring.

[Arya]

BAN THE LLAMA SOOONG!!!:lol:

:twisted:

[Fire Watch]

" 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?"

[Arya]

" 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?"

You're gonna fax me your but? :eek:

[Fire Watch]

how much paper you got?

[Arya]

Prolly not enuff :lol:

[Arya]

he said halibut, not hella-butt

dammit, arya....

i keep havin to explain it to yas ;)

OH! My bad!! :))

[melinda]

With the possible exception of melinda, most of the women who like that aren't the kind I want handcuffed to my bed anyway.;)

awe...:hug:

[Fire Watch]

You hijackers you.

[melinda]

what happens when you leave...

[Arya]

Pssst-do NOT click on the kittykatdance link......

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

too late...damnyou

[DALLAS1234]

Pssst-do NOT click on the kittykatdance link......

:shifty:

WTH!! was that!!! that was creepy!!

[Fire Watch]

she's a strange bird

[DALLAS1234]

well we all have our lil weird quirks..

[Fire Watch]

Yep, thats for sure...we're all strange around these parts.

[Fire Watch]

Anyone near my parts is strange.

[melinda]

my parts are strange.