Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay, what is this thread about?

Reader's Digest version please.

[Fire Watch]

just like a man..always want me to leave afterwards!!
had a lot of experience with that have we?

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, what is this thread about?

Reader's Digest version please.

I have no I idea!!!

[DALLAS1234]

had a lot of experience with that have we?

no not really...I'm not that kinda girl

[Fire Watch]

Okay, what is this thread about?

Reader's Digest version please.
See my sig pic..live it, love it

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, what is this thread about?

Reader's Digest version please.

Rick thinks he owns this thread..then he brought in an jalepeno on steeck and said bow chick a bow bow..and asked me to leave afterwards..Now here we are!!

[Fire Watch]

that is so far off you cant find a bus back to on

[Yankee in NC]

Okay, what is this thread about?

Reader's Digest version please.

Rick is turning himself into a player piano.

[Yankee in NC]

Rick thinks he owns this thread..then he brought in an jalepeno on steeck and said bow chick a bow bow..and asked me to leave afterwards..Now here we are!!

Jose Jalapeno... :))

http://www.onastick.com/website/Video/jose.mov

[DALLAS1234]

that is so far off you cant find a bus back to on

not that far off...

[Fire Watch]

que?

[DALLAS1234]

what?

[super cool ski instructor]

Rick thinks he owns this thread..then he brought in an jalepeno on steeck and said bow chick a bow bow..and asked me to leave afterwards..Now here we are!!

scary!!!!

[DALLAS1234]

scary!!!!

I know!!!!

[Fire Watch]

She's wrong..dont listen to her...she's a damn dokie.

[DALLAS1234]

She's wrong..dont listen to her...she's a damn dokie.

Rick is an Okie

[Fire Watch]

No, I'm Italian/Jewish from Chicago living in Mississippi, by way of California.

[DALLAS1234]

No, I'm Italian/Jewish from Chicago living in Mississippi, by way of California.

OMG!!

[Fire Watch]

no where near okies or dokies

[DALLAS1234]

Im Texan Born and Raised!!

[Fire Watch]

You'll get over it.

[Yankee in NC]

No, I'm Italian/Jewish from Chicago living in Mississippi, by way of California.

that explains so much...

[Fire Watch]

is that hate speech?

[DALLAS1234]

that explains so much...

it does!!

[DALLAS1234]

is that hate speech?

never

[Fire Watch]

I'm calling my ACLU attorney...not sure what for, but he'll think of something.

[DALLAS1234]

okay

[Fire Watch]

okay
thats what she said...........................................aft er a few drinks

[DALLAS1234]

thats what she said...........................................aft er a few drinks

LOL!!!

[Fire Watch]

Ok...and a couple of pills..

[DALLAS1234]

that's sad!!

[Fire Watch]

and a wedding ring

[DALLAS1234]

Lol!!

[Fire Watch]

and half my ****

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :)) ......you are WRONG!!

[Fire Watch]

No, I'm sure she would get half my ****

[DALLAS1234]

:d

[Fire Watch]

I'm not sure what that means

[DALLAS1234]

my smiley didn't work right!!!

[Fire Watch]

does that happen a lot?

[DALLAS1234]

no..

[Fire Watch]

are you sure?

[DALLAS1234]

yes..

[Fire Watch]

I think my phones broken

[DALLAS1234]

why you think that?

[Fire Watch]

because I threw it against a brick wall, and its in like 11 pieces

[DALLAS1234]

why did you do that?

[Fire Watch]

to see if it was broken

[DALLAS1234]

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

it is

[DALLAS1234]

it is now

[Fire Watch]

seems to be...I still see a light on though...

[DALLAS1234]

Lol

[Fire Watch]

wait....no...yeah...it's definately broken

[DALLAS1234]

well come break mine..im tired of the ringing!

[Fire Watch]

thats how it all started...dadgum telemarketers got my cell #...the Razor isnt made for high speed impacts apparantly

[DALLAS1234]

oh you broke your cell!!

[Fire Watch]

yeah, what have we been talking about here?

[DALLAS1234]

I thought you meant your phone like on your desk..not cell!!

[Fire Watch]

nooo....thats State property

[DALLAS1234]

well my 9 yr old thought my razor could swim in a bowl of milk!

[Fire Watch]

how'd that work out?

[DALLAS1234]

not to good..apparently razor phones can't swim.

[Fire Watch]

I've went through 4 now..in like 9 months...

[DALLAS1234]

I've gone thru like 4 in the last year...and I actually need a new one cuz some how the phone keeps jumping out of my hand on to the floor!

[Fire Watch]

those darn floor/phone magnets

[DALLAS1234]

yep they are!

[Fire Watch]

I Found It!

[DALLAS1234]

Found what?

[Fire Watch]

the piece of my phone I couldnt find

[DALLAS1234]

good now you can piece it together

[Fire Watch]

I'm collecting broken Razors...gonna build a nuclear sub

[DALLAS1234]

let me know how that works out...

[Fire Watch]

just need some plutonium...

[DALLAS1234]

damn I'm all out of plutonium

[Fire Watch]

you lost it?

[DALLAS1234]

no I gave it to melinda

[ThrowCop]

just need some plutonium...I've got Krypton 85

[Fire Watch]

that may work...is it in gel form?

[DALLAS1234]

wooooooooo..wait..do you know what your doing?

[ThrowCop]

that may work...is it in gel form?Sorry, gaseous

[Andrew Jackson]

wooooooooo..wait..do you know what your doing?

i heard that New Years eve

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :)) :))

[Andrew Jackson]

:)) :)) :))


i was opening a bottle of bubbly

[DALLAS1234]

i was opening a bottle of bubbly

yea...go with that, it sounds better.

[Andrew Jackson]

yea...go with that, it sounds better.

did you open a bottle at midnight?

[DALLAS1234]

did you open a bottle at midnight?

no..I didn't even get a new years kiss!! :frown:

[Fire Watch]

that is so sad..whats wrong..herpes simplex a?

[DALLAS1234]

that is so sad..whats wrong..herpes simplex a?

NOOOO!!! we went out to dinner at a mexican restuarant and my husband got sick...so we ended up going home early! sad...

[Arya]

What a question to ask Ricko!! LoL

[Fire Watch]

well....you want to know, you ask the question

[DALLAS1234]

What a question to ask Ricko!! LoL

only a question that Rick would ask..LOL

[Fire Watch]

me and a Doctor

[Arya]

well....you want to know, you ask the question

:)) Yes, we all know you have no probs asking those types of questions! LoL!!!

[Arya]

me and a Doctor

Who?

[DALLAS1234]

me and a Doctor

Ive never had a dr ask that

[Andrew Jackson]

no..I didn't even get a new years kiss!! :frown:

how sad....

[Fire Watch]

He knew without asking?

[DALLAS1234]

He knew without asking?

but I have no diseases..

[Fire Watch]

So they found a cure, congrats!!!!!!!!!

[DALLAS1234]

So they found a cure, congrats!!!!!!!!!

if I could give you the finger I would..:lol:

[ThrowCop]

if I could give you the finger I would..:lol:Even I'm not gonna take this one... :angel:

[DALLAS1234]

Even I'm not gonna take this one... :angel:

:wall:

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay, I'm still not sure what this thread is about.....:eh:

[Andrew Jackson]

if I could give you the finger I would..:lol:

that would be my line:D

[DALLAS1234]

Okay, I'm still not sure what this thread is about.....:eh:

:)) ..please stay..please..HELP!!

[DALLAS1234]

that would be my line:D

I didnt' mean that way..I meant shoot him the bird!

[Fire Watch]

its a beautiful thing

[DALLAS1234]

what is?

[Andrew Jackson]

I didnt' mean that way..I meant shoot him the bird!

i get confused sonetimes

[DALLAS1234]

Im sure I don't help matters..

[Fire Watch]

if two blondes are lost in the woods.....

[Arya]

Okay, I'm still not sure what this thread is about.....:eh:

Lets see if I can give you the Reader's Digest Condensed version:

Crazyness
Slapstick humor
Rick jokes (both for and by)
More crazyness
More slapstick humor
And so on and so forth.

Does that about sum this thread up folks? :D

[DALLAS1234]

if two blondes are lost in the woods.....

:evil: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Fire Watch]

Lets see if I can give you the Reader's Digest Condensed version:

Crazyness
Slapstick humor
Rick jokes (both for and by)
More crazyness
More slapstick humor
And so on and so forth.

Does that about sum this thread up folks? :D

Even Lady Arya doesnt get it..I'm truly disappointed...I may have to recall your Rickalodeon club T-shirt.

[DALLAS1234]

Even Lady Arya doesnt get it..I'm truly disappointed...I may have to recall your Rickalodeon club T-shirt.

I get it


this thread is about

RICKALODEON

[Fire Watch]

define it

[DALLAS1234]

do I have to?

[Andrew Jackson]

Im sure I don't help matters..

you provide comfort

[Fire Watch]

Southern Comfort? Because that would be really great....on the rocks, twist of lime.

[DALLAS1234]

never had that

[Fire Watch]

Jim Beam?

[DALLAS1234]

had it

[Fire Watch]

how was it?

[DALLAS1234]

pretty good...I've also had Jose and Jack.

[Fire Watch]

slut

[Andrew Jackson]

pretty good...I've also had Jose and Jack.


johnny walker?

[DALLAS1234]

I think so

[Andrew Jackson]

absolut?

[DALLAS1234]

slut

yea well...

[Fire Watch]

:eek:

[Andrew Jackson]

yea well...

say it ain't so...

[DALLAS1234]

no I'm not a slut...

[ThrowCop]

no I'm not a slut...I'm outta this thread then...

[Fire Watch]

ruined it for me kinda

[DALLAS1234]

I'm outta this thread then...

:razz:

[DALLAS1234]

ruined it for me kinda

sorry!..I mean gawd do you really want me to call myself a slut?:)

[Andrew Jackson]

sorry!..I mean gawd do you really want me to call myself a slut?:)

of course no.....that's what your friends are for:lol:

[DALLAS1234]

of course no.....that's what your friends are for:lol:

yea they have called me that a time or two...so has alot of other girls...but I don't know why I don't do anything to make them think that.

[Andrew Jackson]

yea they have called me that a time or two...so has alot of other girls...but I don't know why I don't do anything to make them think that.



good for you!!!

[DALLAS1234]

good for you!!!

what?

[Fire Watch]

her I like

[DALLAS1234]

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, thats right...how YOU doin'?

[DALLAS1234]

better now that your here!!!:lol:

[Andrew Jackson]

what?

don't act like a slut!!

[Fire Watch]

She cant help it. The question then is; is it Nature or Nurture?

[DALLAS1234]

don't act like a slut!!

oh yea..okay now I remember

[Fire Watch]

Now you remember what?

[DALLAS1234]

She cant help it. The question then is; is it Nature or Nurture?

:razz: ..Im not this dingy..just when Im on this board

[Fire Watch]

Thats not what I was talking about....and..yeah..we believe you...*snicker*

[DALLAS1234]

Thats not what I was talking about....and..yeah..we believe you...*snicker*

:lol: ..then what was you talking about? oH never mind..I'm lost again

[Fire Watch]

liar

[DALLAS1234]

prove it.

[Fire Watch]

I dont have any gloves.

[DALLAS1234]

hmmmmmm...

[Fire Watch]

You know, to dig through the bull ****

[DALLAS1234]

yea I'm sure that's what you meant..

[Arya]

You know, to dig through the bull ****

:think:

Bullpoop?

;)

[Fire Watch]

yeah, that stuff...****ing filters

[DALLAS1234]

but I don't dish out ********

[chichimama]

Rick, Paris has a message for you.--> http://www.gizmoz.com/video/361204_rick

[Fire Watch]

she wasnt supposed to tell anyone

[DALLAS1234]

:dance: :dance: :dance:

[melinda]

all I wanna do is have some fun before I die...

[DALLAS1234]

all I wanna do is have some fun before I die...

me too...

[melinda]

me too...

YAY!!! :dance:

[DALLAS1234]

:dance: :dance:

[Fire Watch]

disturbed I am

[DALLAS1234]

no your not..

[Fire Watch]

Yes I am....kinda

[DALLAS1234]

well that's a first..

[Fire Watch]

I lied

[DALLAS1234]

I knew it.

[Fire Watch]

Knew what?

[super cool ski instructor]

Does anybody remember "You Can't Do That On Television"??

[DALLAS1234]

Does anybody remember "You Can't Do That On Television"??

ooooooo I use to love that show.

[DALLAS1234]

Knew what?

you lied

[Fire Watch]

That would be NICKalodeon...this is RICKalodeon...no kids allowed...but there may be some slime..

[DALLAS1234]

:eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

But I loved Allistar!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

It isnt green though...look..a parade.

[Fire Watch]

But I loved Allistar!!!!!
Sorry, he's dead.:boohoo:

[DALLAS1234]

It isnt green though...look..a parade.

:eek: ...sooooo wrong!! sooo soo very wrong....

[Fire Watch]

Did that hit you? Sorry.

[melinda]

It isnt green though...look..a parade.

:)) :))

[DALLAS1234]

quit alright..I clean up easily

[super cool ski instructor]

Sorry, he's dead.:boohoo:

nuh-uh!!!!!!!! :frown:

[Fire Watch]

nuh-uh!!!!!!!! :frown:
Then who was it I ......nevermind..this could be a problem:eh:

[Fire Watch]

ok, we're cool.....thank you Drain-O

[DALLAS1234]

you drunk drain-o

[melinda]

my friend's dad drank antifreeze...

[Fire Watch]

No...I had something in my drain...we're good

[Fire Watch]

my friend's dad drank antifreeze...
Your friend has a dumbass for a dad, hopefully it wasnt genetic

[DALLAS1234]

No...I had something in my drain...we're good

oH GAWD...TMI!

[Fire Watch]

He never saw it coming

[DALLAS1234]

:eek:

[Fire Watch]

it was messy...poor Allistar

[DALLAS1234]

what r u talking about now?

[super cool ski instructor]

:frown:

RIP Allistar


:D

Can I make up a word too? How about Rickalicious?

[Fire Watch]

thats a great ****ing word, approved

[DALLAS1234]

:frown:

RIP Allistar


:D

Can I make up a word too? How about Rickalicious?

oh stroke his ego why don't ya :))

[Fire Watch]

my ego.....other stuff....

[DALLAS1234]

my ego.....other stuff....

:lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

I do what I can :D

[Fire Watch]

Thank you.......mouthwash?

[ThrowCop]

thats a great ****ing word, approvedhow about "RICK -tease"

[melinda]

my ego.....other stuff....
sweat, baby, sweat

[Fire Watch]

That's not bad...might be an oxymoron though

[DALLAS1234]

how about "RICK -tease"

I like that one...:lol:

[Fire Watch]

work it girl

[super cool ski instructor]

Rick-a-Licka-Ding-Dong?

[DALLAS1234]

Rick-a-Licka-Ding-Dong?

:lol: :lol:

[ThrowCop]

Rick-a-Licka-Ding-Dong?You realize he's gonna ask for the t-shirt back now, right?

[Fire Watch]

No, she gets more T-shirts for her friends.

[ThrowCop]

No, she gets more T-shirts for her friends.The Rick was before the lick

[Fire Watch]

noted...but it's Ski we're talking about...she isnt that clever

[melinda]

The Rick was before the lick

a whole new meaning...

[super cool ski instructor]

noted...but it's Ski we're talking about...she isnt that clever

I now take back the Rickalicious

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, I think I want my T-shirt back

[Andrew Jackson]

The Rick was before the lick

and the ding dong

[Fire Watch]

I sent a SASE for the shirt

[ThrowCop]

I sent a SASE for the shirtClassy move. I woulda sent a repo man.

[Fire Watch]

I give her the benefit of the doubt at first

[Arya]

And then what?

[DALLAS1234]

And then they go back to being lost and confused

[Arya]

As usual ;)

[ThrowCop]

And then they go back to being lost and confusedWhatta ya mean confused? :eh:

[DALLAS1234]

Whatta ya mean confused? :eh:

I didn't mean you love...I meant all the other guys on the thread

[ThrowCop]

I didn't mean you love...I meant all the other guys on the threadActually, I was confused, but thanks for the vote of confidence, Dal ;)

[DALLAS1234]

Actually, I was confused, but thanks for the vote of confidence, Dal ;)

;) anytime

[Fire Watch]

Funny you calling US confused.

[Fire Watch]

This thread is a historical marvel.

[DALLAS1234]

Hey Now...I resemble that remark!

[Fire Watch]

Very much so...lol..good morning.

[DALLAS1234]

good morning Rick...

[Fire Watch]

Who says?

[DALLAS1234]

I says..

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/Fighting2520Irish25202.jpg

[DALLAS1234]

I have irish in me..

[Fire Watch]

What about Italian?

[DALLAS1234]

I could answer that in such a wrong way...:lol:

[Fire Watch]

Yeah...I had one in the chamber too..lol

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/notre_73.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/_39558219_tigerrescuebody.jpg

[DALLAS1234]

lol

[Fire Watch]

too easy..but too funny

[DALLAS1234]

you are soo egotistic

[Fire Watch]

What?

[DALLAS1234]

your thread you deleted...

[melinda]

no Irish.
no Italian.