Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

yeah, thats a must to be in the club

[Fire Watch]

you better hurry then

[jungulator]

60 miles is nothing for some good waffles.

[Fire Watch]

damn straight..and bad coffee

[pryncessbrooke]

Uhhh no it's not!

[jungulator]

They say that in the Army the coffee's mighty fine. It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.

[Fire Watch]

coffee..you got coffee...

[jungulator]

The best coffee I've found is at the Circle K right down the road. I don't know what it is about it.

[pryncessbrooke]

Monterey is a community that goes almost down 469, Thomasville and Monterey Rd. Why do you think we have our own fire station?

[pryncessbrooke]

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm coffee!

[jungulator]

Mmmm beer and aspirin. The breakfast of champs.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha ha ! I'll stick to the coffee!

[melinda]

good thing I like to dance then...

[Fire Watch]

10-4...just as a side note...clothing is optional..for the women.

[Fire Watch]

and beer?

[melinda]

Yogurt and Diet Coke.
every morning...

[Fire Watch]

and beer too right?

[pryncessbrooke]

I'll take the Diet Coke no yogurt though because I'm lactose intolerant!

[melinda]

I'm shy...

[Fire Watch]

and beer? Right?

[pryncessbrooke]

I don't like beer!

[melinda]

and beer? Right?

and beer
and beer
and beer


what kind?

[ginelea]

*crawlin my old gramma azz up outta bed* to see what the kiddies are doin in Rick-E's Romper Room.

[Fire Watch]

LOl..dont hurt yourself GMILF

[Fire Watch]

beer

[melinda]

any kind as long as it's there!!

hmmmmmmm

[Fire Watch]

No, American

[pryncessbrooke]

Bud Light!

[pryncessbrooke]

172

[Fire Watch]

Mgd

[pryncessbrooke]

ohhhhh

[melinda]

Bud Light

[Fire Watch]

beer

[melinda]

Or Sol...

[melinda]

crown

[Fire Watch]

Jack Daniels

[melinda]

Crown XR..........yum!

[melinda]

Jack Daniels

that was my drink in high school.

[Fire Watch]

and beer

[melinda]

always the beer...

[melinda]

one Good Friday I was at a bar w/ my sister. My goal was to drink one of every different kind of beer that they sold. I have no idea how many I got through when we had to leave for church. I think I was a bit drunk for church, but I really don't remember...

[Fire Watch]

thats really sad...you may have missed some

[melinda]

beer!

[Fire Watch]

exactly

[melinda]

my dad would even drink it warm...
Germans!

[Fire Watch]

pass

[pryncessbrooke]

exactly
EXACTLY!

[Fire Watch]

legendary

[pryncessbrooke]

outstanding

[Fire Watch]

great word...I'm a cunning linguist.

[pryncessbrooke]

ha you just like saying that

[Fire Watch]

yeah, it has a ring to it.

[melinda]

ring.

[Fire Watch]

hello?

[melinda]

hey!

[pryncessbrooke]

Ciao!

[Fire Watch]

who is it?

[pryncessbrooke]

Guido!

[Fire Watch]

No, he's in Cook County lock up

[pryncessbrooke]

It's his one phone call!

[melinda]

tell him he's wasting it.

[Fire Watch]

he called his Momma...you dont know Italian guys very well.

[melinda]

yeah...they can't let go.

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha if I were in lock up my Mother would be the last person I'd call!

[pryncessbrooke]

yeah...they can't let go.

Now that's all men not just the Italian one's!

[Fire Watch]

You just dont understand us.

[pryncessbrooke]

You just dont understand us.

Who men? Sure I do! You guys are not that complex!

[Fire Watch]

As complex as a rubix cube

[pryncessbrooke]

Nah! Interesting theory tho!

[Fire Watch]

I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?

Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?

[melinda]

I took the dam tour...

[Fire Watch]

Marty: You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

[melinda]

I like the line from "My Cousin Vinny"

hmmm. $200. or an ass kicking?
Well, I could use a good ass kicking, but I gotta go with the $200. :))

[Fire Watch]

lol..thats a classic

[melinda]

lol..thats a classic

I love that movie...
I love where "Vinny" is trying to decide what to wear to go hunting!

[Fire Watch]

Did you say "yutes"?

[melinda]

:))

I love Marissa Tomei as well...

[Fire Watch]

yeah, I'd wear that like a hat

[melinda]

she is Italian, isn't she?

[Fire Watch]

Oh yeah, definately

[melinda]

thought so.
she is adorable.

[Fire Watch]

and would make a great hat

[Fire Watch]

I love this thread

[conphu1]

I love this thread

Don't you have some green slime like Nick does? :eh:

[Fire Watch]

Of course...you may get slimed for being out of the last poster thread...I didnt know you were allowed out of there.

[conphu1]

Of course...you may get slimed for being out of the last poster thread...I didnt know you were allowed out of there.

I'm out of there quite often lately.

[Fire Watch]

I hate it, really I do.

[conphu1]

I hate it, really I do.

What? Hate it that I'm out of Last Poster more often now a days? :eh:

[Fire Watch]

Where's my singles?

[Yankee in NC]

10-4...just as a side note...clothing is optional..for the women.

so no clothing for men at all. Okay...

[Fire Watch]

No, men must be bundled up like they're going out in a ****ing blizzard.

[morticia_28_358]

No, men must be bundled up like they're going out in a ****ing blizzard.

that's discrimination, and that's wrong....

[Fire Watch]

No, it's a private club, we have rules.

[Fire Watch]

Good girl...now get on that empty pole and shake what your Momma gave ya

[Fire Watch]

$? What $?

[Fire Watch]

You gotta cut me in..my club my rules

[Fire Watch]

Dunno...you'd have to ask my friend http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m249-short-saw.gif

[Fire Watch]

I'm always happy to see you!

[Fire Watch]

ummm..cant, I'm at work..lol

[Fire Watch]

yep,I need my job.

[melinda]

No, men must be bundled up like they're going out in a ****ing blizzard.

I like Yankee's idea better!!!! :dance:

[Arya]

wonder what Rick would do if all the women protested......and/or revolted???

Cry?

[Fire Watch]

Ignore you all, and take back my t-shirts

[Arya]

Ignore you all, and take back my t-shirts

But then you'd miss out on the wet T-shirt contests....

[Fire Watch]

I cant miss what I'm ignoring..does that make any sense?

[Arya]

i'll place 1st and 3rd :))

Huh, who gets second?

[Arya]

I cant miss what I'm ignoring..does that make any sense?

I'm sorry, were you making any sense? :shifty:

[Fire Watch]

I dont think so..I was busy confusing and confounding the masses...no that isnt a fat joke

[Arya]

I dont think so..I was busy confusing and confounding the masses...no that isnt a fat joke

Actually that joke was a bit on the lean side, but I gotcha anyhoo. :lol:

[Fire Watch]

k

[melinda]

I'm out of here for now.
I still want my wife beater, but I will NOT win any wet T-shirt contests. :((


...and Rick, my son loves your sig

[Arya]

o

[Fire Watch]

I'm out of here for now.
I still want my wife beater, but I will NOT win any wet T-shirt contests. :((


...and Rick, my son loves your sig
Lmao..thanks

[Fire Watch]

o
"O" should always be capitalized

[DALLAS1234]

good afternoon everyone..and Happy New Year..

[Arya]

"O" should always be capitalized

"O"k

;)

[Fire Watch]

good girl

[Arya]

good afternoon everyone..and Happy New Year..

Happy New Year to you too Dallas!

[Fire Watch]

not quite

[Fire Watch]

its tough I know, you're lucky to have me here

[Fire Watch]

I dont know what you're talking about

[Arya]

i wonder if OHHHH-k will work too?

Mebbe if you were in a wet t-shirt....(for Rick, not for me!!)

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

yeah...that would do the trick

[Fire Watch]

never

[Fire Watch]

really...never

[Arya]

We believe you Rick-really!!

[melinda]

or at least we pretend to as long as we're in Rickalodeon. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Donuts...I definately want donuts

[Fire Watch]

arent both edible?

[Fire Watch]

WHAT?? A little powdered sugar and anything's edible.

[melinda]

donuts...much better than bagels.


...beagles even.

[Fire Watch]

beagles are cool...but kinda stringy and hard to marinate

[melinda]

cats work much better...

[Fire Watch]

yeah, many more dishes are appropriate for cat

[melinda]

meow!

[Fire Watch]

:eek: :eek:

[melinda]

:)) :)) :))

[Fire Watch]

here kitty kitty kitty

[melinda]

Lol

[jungulator]

here kitty kitty kitty

Here. You'll need this.

http://www.stihl.us/graphics/chainsaws/MS250C-NEW.gif

[Arya]

My catz heard that! :naughty:

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

thats wrong..soooo wrong

[Arya]

My catz response, or the picture of what could be "done" to catz?

[Fire Watch]

jungs comment

[Arya]

yeah, that was a little rude. Well, according to the catz that is ;)

Hi Jung! Whasssup?

[DALLAS1234]

this thread gets weirder and weirder and weirded

[melinda]

how so?

[Arya]

Cuz we're on it! LoL

[DALLAS1234]

how so?

hmmm...gee I dunno..I think it's rick's influence on this thread.:lol:

[melinda]

I'm disappointed...I was hoping it was me.

[Fire Watch]

this thread gets weirder and weirder and weirded
THNAK YOU!!:hug:

[Arya]

I'm disappointed...I was hoping it was me.

Nah, yer prolly one of the more saner persons on this thread :lol:

[DALLAS1234]

I'm disappointed...I was hoping it was me.

:)) :)) ........oh you run a tight race...

[melinda]

Nah, yer prolly one of the more saner persons on this thread :lol:

crap. I'll have to try harder...

[Fire Watch]

you're getting there

[melinda]

I'm trying...

[melinda]

...ooops, I meant "getting where?"

[Fire Watch]

nowhere fast

[DALLAS1234]

how do you get nowhere fast?

[Fire Watch]

ask Mel

[melinda]

you run for days going absolutely nowhere...just check out my avie

[Fire Watch]

That chicks kinda slow isnt she?

[Fire Watch]

I love hats

[melinda]

she needs help.

[Fire Watch]

the little bus kinda help?

[DALLAS1234]

Hey!!!!!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Hi!

[DALLAS1234]

don't hi me...MEANY!!!

[Fire Watch]

How?

[Arya]

Esp Italian hats, eh Ricko?

[DALLAS1234]

little bus....:razz:

[Arya]

And the wheels go round and round.... :lol:

[melinda]

little bus....:razz:

don't worry Dal, I think he was talking to me...

[Fire Watch]

I didnt say it anyway

[Fire Watch]

yeah, those are nice...and fashionable.

[DALLAS1234]

don't worry Dal, I think he was talking to me...

Im just picking with him...

[Fire Watch]

What are we picking? Cotton? Greenbeans?

[DALLAS1234]

What are we picking? Cotton? Greenbeans?

you

[Fire Watch]

I have one already thanks.

[DALLAS1234]

I have one already thanks.

have what already?

[Arya]

and fit nicely ontop the head?

(the one above yer shoulders, sicko! ;))

[Fire Watch]

If you try real hard..but thats where the fun lies

[Arya]

:doh:

Don't open that door, Dallas!!! :lol:

[Fire Watch]

of those

[DALLAS1234]

:doh:

Don't open that door, Dallas!!! :lol:

:))

[DALLAS1234]

of those

not that.

[Fire Watch]

oh, then I have two

[DALLAS1234]

eyes

[Fire Watch]

The eyes have it!

[melinda]

of those

I have one too...
I call it my husband.

[Fire Watch]

an eye?

[melinda]

an eye?

yeah. ;)

[Fire Watch]

Like a seeing eye dog? You're blind?

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :))

[melinda]

Like a seeing eye dog? You're blind?

blind? is that what they call it now?

[Fire Watch]

No, that would be a cunning linguist.

[melinda]

No, that would be a cunning linguist.

why does that sound dirty?

[DALLAS1234]

why does that sound dirty?

cuz it's coming from rick

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said

[DALLAS1234]

thats what she said

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

yeah

[DALLAS1234]

yeah

[Fire Watch]

just like that

[DALLAS1234]

yep just like that..

[Fire Watch]

ok...not like THAT freak

[DALLAS1234]

ok...not like THAT freak

:)) :)) ..

[Fire Watch]

good **** lol

[DALLAS1234]

good **** lol

now if I had a nickle for everytime..:razz:

[Fire Watch]

you'd have a nickle?

[DALLAS1234]

you'd have a nickle?

:eh:

[Fire Watch]

a dime?

[DALLAS1234]

no...

[Fire Watch]

I give

[DALLAS1234]

me too..

[Fire Watch]

you like it when I give

[DALLAS1234]

always..

[Fire Watch]

It's because I'm Italian right?

[DALLAS1234]

that's it..

[Fire Watch]

si

[DALLAS1234]

si

[Fire Watch]

jalapeno...on a stick

[DALLAS1234]

never heard it called that before..but okay.

[Fire Watch]

on a steeeeeeck

[DALLAS1234]

on a steeeeeeck

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

it talks

[DALLAS1234]

okay now I'm surprised!!!:lol:

[Fire Watch]

and we have a winner

[melinda]

it talks

impressive!

[DALLAS1234]

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

it also dances.

[Fire Watch]

http://www.onastick.com/website/jose/josemenue.html

[DALLAS1234]

:dance: :dance: :dance:

[Fire Watch]

bow chicka bow wow

[DALLAS1234]

oh this just got dirty!

[Fire Watch]

just. got. where the hell have you been?

[DALLAS1234]

dirtier than it already was..

[Fire Watch]

I dont know what you're talking about...it's an actual jalapeno on a stick

[DALLAS1234]

I dont know what you're talking about...it's an actual jalapeno on a stick

:lol:

[Fire Watch]

really

[DALLAS1234]

I know.

[Fire Watch]

I'm confused

[DALLAS1234]

OMG that's a first!!!!

[Fire Watch]

it was a lie

[DALLAS1234]

why do you lie to me!!!

[Fire Watch]

I'm a guy, it's what we do.

[DALLAS1234]

that is true...:lol:

[Fire Watch]

I'm an honest guy, what can I say?

[DALLAS1234]

:))

[Fire Watch]

that hurts get out...well...do it again first

[DALLAS1234]

just like a man..always want me to leave afterwards!!