Welcome to the ReconoLodge!

[Fire Watch]

stalker

[DALLAS1234]

you wished

[DALLAS1234]

no no no...thats lame...you still dont get it

:frown: ..I know this sucks!!!

[PaleoPaul]

post

[Fire Watch]

Cereal?

[Fire Watch]

I wished what?

[DALLAS1234]

you wish I was your stalker:lol:

[Fire Watch]

No, because then I'd have to shoot you.

[DALLAS1234]

why?

[Fire Watch]

Stalkers get shot..thats the rule...like my new sig?

[DALLAS1234]

love the new sig..'

and you shoot fatal attraction type stalkers..not stalkers who just harrass you for the hell of it...

[Fire Watch]

I have kids...I dont risk it.

[DALLAS1234]

im not stalking you...silly.

[Fire Watch]

Thats what they all say when I catch them sifting through my unmentionables.

[DALLAS1234]

I would never stoupe to sniffing your unmentionables...ewwwwwww!!!

[Fire Watch]

Who said sniffing? You're a freak

[DALLAS1234]

ohh crud..I read that wrong you said sifting not sniffing!!!:doh:

well I wouldn't do either one...

[Fire Watch]

thats what she.....nevermind...

[DALLAS1234]

:razz:

[Fire Watch]

put that back in your mouth...anyone gotten their t-shirts yet?

[DALLAS1234]

what t-shirts...I thought you had keychains?

[Fire Watch]

Yeah, but you gotta keep them out of your mouth..consider yourself warned...I'm just saying.

[DALLAS1234]

ok..but why would I put it in my mouth?

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said

[DALLAS1234]

:frown:

[melinda]

stalker
I used to have a stalker, but he got cancer and I hear he's not doing very well. :frown:

(he was harmless...I think.)

[melinda]

Thats what they all say when I catch them sifting through my unmentionables.

I could tell you a story about my unmentionables and how they got stolen...if anyone cares to hear it. :eek:

[melinda]

anyone gotten their t-shirts yet?


mine's a wife beater and I haven't gotten it yet.
Sure you mailed it to the right address?

[melinda]

thats what she said

EXACTLY ;)

[melinda]

ok..but why would I put it in my mouth?

so many answers to this one...
so many possibilities!!

[Andrew Jackson]

I used to have a stalker, but he got cancer and I hear he's not doing very well. :frown:

(he was harmless...I think.)

one never knows how the stalker will react if pushed to the brink

[Fire Watch]

lol

[melinda]

one never knows how the stalker will react if pushed to the brink

I never pushed him...I just went about my business and noticed him once in a while. My husband got a little mad one year on my b-day though b/c my stalker kept sending margaritas over to me...

[Fire Watch]

Lol...what a strange guy...where did you meet him?

[melinda]

Lol...what a strange guy...where did you meet him?

our sons are about the same age...played ball together. I never really knew the father too well. But many times I'd see him places and he'd be just watching me. One time we were in a restaurant and I watched as he made someone else at his table change places so that he could be facing my table...

[Fire Watch]

our sons are about the same age...played ball together. I never really knew the father too well. But many times I'd see him places and he'd be just watching me. One time we were in a restaurant and I watched as he made someone else at his table change places so that he could be facing my table...
:eek:

[melinda]

he was harmless...I think.
He never approached me...

[Fire Watch]

at least while you were awake

[melinda]

at least while you were awake


...that I know of.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't the one that stole the unmentionables. That was before his time.

[Fire Watch]

Lol..you've had more than 1?

[DALLAS1234]

hello melinda..how was your run?

[melinda]

hello melinda..how was your run?
thanks for asking Dallas.
It was great, although it was cold and rainy. But it felt great to be running.

[Fire Watch]

HEY....I thought we got rid of you

[melinda]

Lol..you've had more than 1?

I'm not sure what the first one was...
one night our house got broken into. we called the cops and searched the house. after checking everything out, we discovered that the only things that were missing were my purse and my underwear. :eek:
That was all.
We had guns laying around.
We had the stereo and TV.
We had money and change.
The ONLY things stolen were my purse and my underwear.

[melinda]

HEY....I thought we got rid of you
Y'all are fixing to get rid of me...

[DALLAS1234]

HEY....I thought we got rid of you

why would you want to get rid of me?:D

[Fire Watch]

Why?

[DALLAS1234]

I'm not sure what the first one was...
one night our house got broken into. we called the cops and searched the house. after checking everything out, we discovered that the only things that were missing were my purse and my underwear. :eek:
That was all.
We had guns laying around.
We had the stereo and TV.
We had money and change.
The ONLY things stolen were my purse and my underwear.

we had some one who kept breaking in our house..but they would take my socks and my food...

[melinda]

we had some one who kept breaking in our house..but they would take my socks and my food...


hmmmmmm
hungry and in need of socks...but not the shoes?

[melinda]

Why?

If you're just giving Dallas a hard time, sorry.


If you're asking me, I'm fixing to take a shower and go out running errands w/ my son...he needs a few things, but he wants to use my money to buy them!!

[Fire Watch]

If you're just giving Dallas a hard time, sorry.


If you're asking me, I'm fixing to take a shower and go out running errands w/ my son...he needs a few things, but he wants to use my money to buy them!!

Need a camera man?

[DALLAS1234]

hmmmmmm
hungry and in need of socks...but not the shoes?

no not my shoes..thank Gawd


at first I thought I was going crazy at first until last 4th of july when we came home who ever it was punched a whole in my son's bedroom door

[melinda]

Need a camera man?

for the errands?
nah, but thanks for the offer.

[Andrew Jackson]

we had some one who kept breaking in our house..but they would take my socks and my food...


stalker.....

[melinda]

no not my shoes..thank Gawd


at first I thought I was going crazy at first until last 4th of july when we came home who ever it was punched a whole in my son's bedroom door

my husband thought I was crazy. As soon as we drove up to the house, the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight up. I just KNEW something was wrong. My husband didn't believe me.

...until he saw the broken window.

[DALLAS1234]

Need a camera man?

why you gonna take a pic of yourself?:lol:

[Andrew Jackson]

why you gonna take a pic of yourself?:lol:

been known to happen

[DALLAS1234]

been known to happen

yep

[Fire Watch]

why you gonna take a pic of yourself?:lol:
Webcams are more effective for that...thank goodness for Yahoo Messenger

[DALLAS1234]

Webcams are more effective for that...thank goodness for Yahoo Messenger

I still havent figure out how to run my web cam...

[Fire Watch]

have you tried plugging it in?

[DALLAS1234]

funny ha!ha!...yes..

[Fire Watch]

thats what she said?

[DALLAS1234]

I give up...

[Fire Watch]

THATS what she said.

[DALLAS1234]

damnit rick!! lol!

[Fire Watch]

You got Rickalodeoned

[DALLAS1234]

i hope not..

[ginelea]

Thank you, for I have had the jingle . .. . R I C K a L O DEON in my head for hours now.

[Fire Watch]

You're all in the club...welcome.

[Fire Watch]

Take the night off everyone..I got it handled.

[Fire Watch]

Where did it go?

[melinda]

Where did it go?

You handled it real well...:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

Someone had to.

[melinda]

...but you lost it.

[Fire Watch]

No..it just got smaller

[melinda]

No..it just got smaller

That's what she said...:))

[Fire Watch]

But it gets bigger on command.

[melinda]

But it gets bigger on command.

always?

[Fire Watch]

Pretty much...it's the Italian curse/blessing

[melinda]

well, there ya go...

[Fire Watch]

No....there YOU go...thats right..that JUST happened...did it blow your mind?

[melinda]

No....there YOU go...thats right..that JUST happened...did it blow your mind?

no

[Fire Watch]

I dont think you're being truthful.....HEY..wasnt it your turn to bring the bagels?

[melinda]

probably not, b/c I honestly don't like bagels.
I could bring doughnuts though...

[Fire Watch]

Is that a cop joke?

[icemann]

Is that a cop joke?

You're a Ricky Bobby Ripoff? :lol:

[Fire Watch]

Ripoff? Please...I have almost 15,000 posts..he has none...This was my ID before he was even a twinkle in Will's eye.

[melinda]

Is that a cop joke?

:))
honestly I didn't even think of cops. I just prefer doughnuts.

[Arya]

You da man Rick, you da man...

[Fire Watch]

I **** excellence.

[Arya]

Huh, who's she? :think:

[Fire Watch]

Johns cousin

[Arya]

John has an oddly named cos...

[Fire Watch]

You should meet John's aunt.

[Arya]

:hand:

[Fire Watch]

yeah, exactly

[pryncessbrooke]

exactly!

[Fire Watch]

fa sho

[pryncessbrooke]

fo rizzle

[Fire Watch]

Izzle hearzzle ya nizzle on the rizzle fa shizzle Brookizzle

[Arya]

Okay, where's Snoop and what did you do with him? :naughty:

[Fire Watch]

He's the special guest star tonight on Rickalodeon.

[Arya]

Fo Shizzle

[Fire Watch]

Hell yizzle

[Fire Watch]

Thanks, I'd love some!

[Arya]

No drizzle....

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

Penicillinizzle?

[asgardshill]

I wish somebody would make up their mind.

[Arya]

Milk?

[Arya]

But dats no funizzle ;)

[Fire Watch]

goodizzle nightizzle

[Fire Watch]

Got any?

[Arya]

You lieizzle like a rugtizzle

[Arya]

Plenty!

[DALLAS1234]

okay I watched the movie Legend of Ricky Bobby..funny movie but then I watched Clerks 2 OMG even funnier Movie..

[DALLAS1234]

:rolleyes:

[Arya]

okay I watched the movie Legend of Ricky Bobby..funny movie but then I watched Clerks 2 OMG even funnier Movie..

Talladega nights was pretty funny. Haven't seen Clerks part 1 so I've got some catching up to do...

[Arya]

Good Morning Dallas!

[Citizen]

New sig for Rick...

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4264/reconricksignh9.jpg

[Citizen]

New av for Rick...

[Arya]

Cit-those two pics are great!

[Citizen]

Cit-those two pics are great!
Thanks! :hug:

[Fire Watch]

okay I watched the movie Legend of Ricky Bobby..funny movie but then I watched Clerks 2 OMG even funnier Movie..
shut your dirty mouth

[Fire Watch]

New sig for Rick...

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4264/reconricksignh9.jpg
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank Eric!!!!!

[Fire Watch]

Good morning you'uns

[pryncessbrooke]

you'uns?

[Fire Watch]

you too

[ginelea]

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/2587/aflalfa302ass3.th.jpg (http://img486.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aflalfa302ass3.jpg)

[Fire Watch]

You're asking for it you know.

[melinda]

You're asking for it you know.

everybody does eventually...

[ginelea]

You're asking for it you know.

I expected something better than that . . . . how disappointing.:rolleyes:






:)) :))

[Fire Watch]

I'm trying to be nice, you're a Grandma.

[ginelea]

I'm trying to be nice, you're a Grandma.

Yeah I am - so what you getting at? :lol:

[Fire Watch]

I wouldnt want to bring it full force..your Grandbabies would miss you.

[ginelea]

I wouldnt want to bring it full force..your Grandbabies would miss you.

Hmmmm. . . . . . . . . ok, whatever floats yer boat. You just don't want anybody to know a gramma kicked that butt. Now straighten up, Sonny!

[Fire Watch]

Isnt it time to change the bedpan?

[Arya]

Morning Ricko!

[Arya]

Ow, that hurts!

[Fire Watch]

She isnt THAT old..mid 40's I think...so...I'll retract the bedpan comment.

[Fire Watch]

Morning Arya-o?

[Arya]

no, I meant that I just hit my knee against the computer desk. It hurt!!

:))

[melinda]

She isnt THAT old..mid 40's I think...so...I'll retract the bedpan comment.


if it helps, I'm mid-40's and I thought the bedpan comment was funny. I'm pretty sure ginealea can take a joke...:dance:

[Fire Watch]

OIC..lol......Gin is a pretty hot Grandma..you gotta give her that.

[melinda]

OIC..lol......Gin is a pretty hot Grandma..you gotta give her that.
she's also very nice and very sweet...:hug:

[Arya]

Dang, don't we sound like breakfast cereal?

[melinda]

she's also very nice and very sweet...:hug:

of course we women would rather be thought of as "hot" than "nice" or "sweet"...:dance:

[Fire Watch]

Until what...50?

[Fire Watch]

I'm hungry..bring me some

[melinda]

Until what...50?

I'm pretty sure even women in their 50's still want to be "hot"...

[pryncessbrooke]

Ha I plan on being hot when I'm 50!

[Fire Watch]

Me too...I just get better with age.

[Arya]

Until what...50?

Keep going....

[Fire Watch]

But when I'm 50..you guys will be in your mid-60's..and I'll be checking out your daughters..and possibly grand daughters..and they'll think I'm very debonair for an older guy.

[melinda]

Me too...I just get better with age.

me too ;)

[melinda]

But when I'm 50..you guys will be in your mid-60's..and I'll be checking out your daughters..and possibly grand daughters..and they'll think I'm very debonair for an older guy.

yeah, sure that is what they'll be thinking...:rolleyes:

[Fire Watch]

The proof is in the pics...still waiting.

[Fire Watch]

yeah, sure that is what they'll be thinking...:rolleyes:
That and "how can I get into Mr. Rick's pants?"

[melinda]

The proof is in the pics...still waiting.
can you not see my avatar?

[melinda]

That and "how can I get into Mr. Rick's pants?"

or...how can we get Mr. Rick's pants off b/c he has wet himself yet again....

[Fire Watch]

If she would stop running away everytime I tried, I could see it better.

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm won't be in my sixties and I'm teaching my daughters karate for the debonair types!

[Fire Watch]

or...how can we get Mr. Rick's pants off b/c he has wet himself yet again....
They would know from experience from dealing with Granny Mel.

[melinda]

If she would stop running away everytime I tried, I could see it better.

she's pretty quick...

[pryncessbrooke]

or...how can we get Mr. Rick's pants off b/c he has wet himself yet again....

:))

[melinda]

They would know from experience from dealing with Granny Mel.

:))

[Fire Watch]

I'm won't be in my sixties and I'm teaching my daughters karate for the debonair types!
Lol..wasnt talking about you, youngster...besides...you're daughters may be hot after my son..or vice/versa..I'm sure they'll go to school together.

[pryncessbrooke]

They'll probably go to school together ... I don't know about all the hottnes tho!

[melinda]

I have things I need to get done before "The Boys" play at noon...

[Fire Watch]

They'll probably go to school together ... I don't know about all the hottnes tho!
Please..Garrison's a lady killer already.


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/garrisonupclose.jpg

[pryncessbrooke]

He's adorable!

[Fire Watch]

My Wifes lucky, I have great genes.

[melinda]

Garrison is adorable...
your wife must really be something!!

[Arya]

:eh:

I thought of it, you go git it and bring plenty enuff to share! :))

[Fire Watch]

k..bbl

[pryncessbrooke]

It's most likely your wife with the good genes!

[Fire Watch]

Something to be envied for sure..lol..j/k..she's a hottie too.

[melinda]

my son, however, is the lady killer...see, these girls can't get enough of him!!
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/Photo_021906_001.jpg

[Fire Watch]

Its legal to have contact with immediate family like that where you live?

[melinda]

Its legal to have contact with immediate family like that where you live?

the twins are not related to my son...

[Fire Watch]

LOL...j/k....look at these amazing examples of superior genetics

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/kidsinfrontofhouse.jpg

[Arya]

Wow Ricko-your wife's gene pool is quite superior! :))

[Fire Watch]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/ChristmasCard2006-2.jpg

[Arya]

Nah, actually you all are a great looking family!

You all are very lucky :D

[Fire Watch]

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arya]

And your kids are adorable, of course ;)

[Arya]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs10/18.gif

[melinda]

WOW!!!!! Rick....your family is absolutely gorgeous!!!!!!!!

[DALLAS1234]

aww those were really cute pictures...

[Fire Watch]

Thanks...now everybody dance

[jungulator]

Do the chicken dance!

[Fire Watch]

That was great.

[Fire Watch]

I prefer them to do a pole dance...with or without feathers.

[jungulator]

I'll agree with you on that.

[DALLAS1234]

I prefer them to do a pole dance...with or without feathers.

pole dance..hmm that brings me tooo a funny story about me and my bestfriend..maybe I'll share it one day...

[DALLAS1234]

You are so weird.

well hey there Rick's wife..how are you?

[DALLAS1234]

shut your dirty mouth

:razz:

[Arya]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/2.gif

[Arya]

I prefer them to do a pole dance...with or without feathers.

Tarred and feathered?

:shifty:

[Fire Watch]

whatever works

[Fire Watch]

where's my breakfast?

[melinda]

Thanks...now everybody dance


I LOVE to dance...:dance:

I pretty much dance all the time...even while sitting here typing to you people!!

[melinda]

Hey, Rick...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! :)

[Fire Watch]

Thanks you too!

[melinda]

where's my breakfast?

What'll you have?

[Fire Watch]

Eggs, over easy, bacon, sausage, and biscuits

[melinda]

Thanks you too!


Thanks.
Almost didn't start out too great, but hey, it can only get better...

[melinda]

butter those biscuits?

[Fire Watch]

sure, dont forget the gravy

[melinda]

you didn't mention hashbrowns...don't you like them?

[Fire Watch]

nah, I prefer grits

[Fire Watch]

It can always get better.

[melinda]

nah, I prefer grits


my husband doesn't like them either...more for me that way! :dance:
grits are OK, but I don't just love 'em


Actually, I eat yogurt for breakfast every morning...

[melinda]

It can always get better.



That's what she said.




Is that getting too old now?
Or is it just not as much fun w/out Dallas?

[Fire Watch]

Lol...I dont know..we'll have to see once she gets back.

[Fire Watch]

That would just never do for me...of course I'm 6-2 220lbs...yogurt would just **** me off

[pryncessbrooke]

nah, I prefer grits

MMmmmm grits!

[Fire Watch]

yeah...me too

[pryncessbrooke]

I almost want grits bad enough to get up and make some! Almost!

[Fire Watch]

Lol..you're truly lazy...or hungover

[pryncessbrooke]

Lets go with lazy that sounds good!

[Fire Watch]

Lol..uh-huh...sinner

[pryncessbrooke]

I'm truely lazy not hungover! I mean what do you take me for? A wino? lol

[Fire Watch]

wineo? is that like a motorhome or something?

[pryncessbrooke]

No that's the people that come to your cars when your in jackson.

[Fire Watch]

oh..wino's...gotcha

[pryncessbrooke]

here let me fix that!

[Fire Watch]

you're not fixin me.

[pryncessbrooke]

No that's impossible! I edited my post!

[Fire Watch]

what are we talking about again?

[pryncessbrooke]

Me not being a wino!

[Fire Watch]

Oh yeah...wino

[Mikko]

I LOVE to dance...:dance:

I pretty much dance all the time...even while sitting here typing to you people!!

I like to dance, but I don't think I'm good at it, so I don't like to do it in public.

[pryncessbrooke]

Now back to grits! I wonder if any store is open that sells grits already made?

[Fire Watch]

Waffle House..about 2 miles from your house

[Fire Watch]

Good call..lol

[pryncessbrooke]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waffle house! I always forget about waffle house! It's more that two miles!

[Fire Watch]

Less than 5 for sure...nothing in our town is more that 5 miles away

[pryncessbrooke]

try about 10!

[Fire Watch]

not even.

[pryncessbrooke]

How would you know? I live outside the city limits!!!!

[Fire Watch]

then you dont live IN Florence.

[melinda]

I like to dance, but I don't think I'm good at it, so I don't like to do it in public.

Do it anyway...it's good for your soul.
I sing all the time, and believe me, I am NOT good at it.
But I love it!!!!!!!!!

[pryncessbrooke]

We'll technically I live in Monterey!

[Fire Watch]

Tornado alley

[Fire Watch]

I better not see any men dancing in here.

[pryncessbrooke]

Well not in that part!

[Fire Watch]

there arent that many parts to Monterey....it's like 2 blocks long

[melinda]

women?

[melinda]

my closest waffle house is about 60 miles away...