The Hangover Thread©

[tha malcontent™]

The Hangover Thread©

Since I have one...

I'll start the Thread.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to 4:30!

Drynking Leaded Starbucks thanks to the Enabler.

:)

peace...

[markd]

Yeah, gots me one, too. Ugh.

Chugging Mt. Dew since I don't do coffee. May get a salted nut roll.

Damn that pool league. damn it straight to hell..

[tha malcontent™]

Yeah, gots me one, too. Ugh.

Chugging Mt. Dew since I don't do coffee. May get a salted nut roll.

Damn that pool league. damn it straight to hell..

And Damn my Bowling League straight to Hell too!...

A 116... A 124... And a 96.

The CC and Coke was hitting me in the Third pretty well.

I am finishing up a Peach Propel with (2) Advils as we Speak.

:)

peace...

[signcut]

Can't help you guys... never had one, despite all my best efforts.

Worst I ever had was a mild headache and the trots.

Always woke up starving, though... big breakfast; eggs, potatoes, sausage, and lots of ice-cold milk!

Someone needs to find a smiley for you guys... something dehydrated and moaning?

:razz:

[tha malcontent™]

Can't help you guys... never had one, despite all my best efforts.

Worst I ever had was a mild headache and the trots.

Always woke up starving, though... big breakfast; eggs, potatoes, sausage, and lots of ice-cold milk!

Someone needs to find a smiley for you guys... something dehydrated and moaning?

:razz:

I am a Pro...

Already done with it, and Thinking about this Afterlunch! ;)

:)

peace...

[chichimama]

Ya know you got a bad hangover when even your hair hurts. :mrgreen:

[Socrates]

Ever try this stuff?

http://www.chaserplus.com/

I haven't since I don't drink that much, but I hear it advertised all the time.

I wonder if it really works.

[tha malcontent™]

Ever try this stuff?

http://www.chaserplus.com/

I haven't since I don't drink that much, but I hear it advertised all the time.

I wonder if it really works.

It does... We used it for a BeerFest one year.

Forgot it last year.

Here's what the Face of Hangover looks like:

http://www.associalisticpress.com/HANGOVER_small.jpg (http://www.associalisticpress.com/HANGOVER2.html)

I gotta Lose some weight!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Just ate a can of Chunky...

At 6:30 I ate Leftover Fazolis.

:)

peace...

[JimGP20]

I wonder if this thread being so close to Goodlife's birthday thread is a hint of how she might feel tomorrow. :lol:

[tha malcontent™]

I wonder if this thread being so close to Goodlife's birthday thread is a hint of how she might feel tomorrow. :lol:

I don't know, but this Chick is HOT!

http://www.associalisticpress.com/josie_small.jpg (http://www.associalisticpress.com/josie.jpg)

Nearly as Hot as the 85 lb Blonde @ Starbucks this morning.

:)

peace...

[Terri Ayame]

I don't know, but this Chick is HOT!

http://www.associalisticpress.com/josie_small.jpg (http://www.associalisticpress.com/josie.jpg)

Nearly as Hot as the 85 lb Blonde @ Starbucks this morning.

:)

peace...

:rolleyes: Men....

[tha malcontent™]

:rolleyes: Men....

We can't help it...

Honestly, it's Genetic.

I would Hope that you are not Denying that Woman's Hottness.

:)

peace...

[signcut]

We can't help it...

Honestly, it's Genetic.

I would Hope that you are not Denying that Woman's Hottness.

:)

peace...

She's not bad... but you should check out the thread "White Woman Wins Black Men's Mag Model Competition" in GT.

WOW!

Me eyeballs dented the screen, and I had carpet fluff on my tongue.... :drool:

[tha malcontent™]

She's not bad... but you should check out the thread "White Woman Wins Black Men's Mag Model Competition" in GT.

WOW!

Me eyeballs dented the screen, and I had carpet fluff on my tongue.... :drool:

A link, *****, A LINK!...

:)

peace..

[pattyk]

Mal, sounds like you have another symtom of waking up with a hangy, not to be mentioned here.....:razz:

Since I quit the hard stuff, it's better for the hangovers. Of course, it's only been a week, today, so who knows!

Does this mean the bar won't be open over at WP?:((

[tha malcontent™]

Mal, sounds like you have another symtom of waking up with a hangy, not to be mentioned here.....:razz:

Since I quit the hard stuff, it's better for the hangovers. Of course, it's only been a week, today, so who knows!

Does this mean the bar won't be open over at WP?:((

This means the Bar WILL DEFINITELY be open this Afterlunch!

Gonna go Drynk Keg Beer at a Cops House tonight.

Probably not much Keg Beer...

I Drynk Whysky.

:)

peace...

[pattyk]

This means the Bar WILL DEFINITELY be open this Afterlunch!

Gonna go Drynk Keg Beer at a Cops House tonight.

Probably not much Keg Beer...

I Drynk Whysky.

:)

peace...

give my love to Sergeant Stadenko! See ya in the bar later! I'll buy ya a Whysky or twosky.

[tha malcontent™]

give my love to Sergeant Stadenko! See ya in the bar later! I'll buy ya a Whysky or twosky.

Ah Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

A Cheech and Chong Reference... Nice!

How many Joints are in a Lid?

Look out for Mod Gene!

He knows!

:)

peace...

[signcut]

See if this works...

I would say hotness is color blind.

Link provided in case others do not know who she is. Be warned it is clean but prolly not for youngsters. Click at your own risk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/southernboi/Other%20Babes/Dnika%20Ramirez/IMG_1552.jpg

I'm not computer literate, so I'm just guessing...

[Terri Ayame]

We can't help it...

Honestly, it's Genetic.

I would Hope that you are not Denying that Woman's Hottness.

:)

peace...

She's obviously pretty, but I'm not going to define her as hot. I'll leave that to you. :cool:

As for my eye candy... Someone post Tom Cruise. :drool: (Preferably with shirt ON. :shifty: <--- Scared of male chest.)

[pattyk]

Ah Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

A Cheech and Chong Reference... Nice!

How many Joints are in a Lid?

Look out for Mod Gene!

He knows!

:)

peace...

a four finger lid?

[pattyk]

She's obviously pretty, but I'm not going to define her as hot. I'll leave that to you. :cool:

As for my eye candy... Someone post Tom Cruise. :drool: (Preferably with shirt ON. :shifty: <--- Scared of male chest.)

Tom Cruise is cute, but I'd like to get him drunk and slap him for his thoughts.

[margaretms]

Ya know you got a bad hangover when even your hair hurts. :mrgreen:

And your teeth itch.

Tom Waits has a great song about this: "The Piano Has Been Drinking."

It starts:

The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...


Perhaps the worst moment of the day, when you have a hangover, is that moment after you eat the thing--omelette, sandwich, burger, fried whatever--that you thought was going to cure you're hangover. And it doesn't. Other bad moments: the apologies. Finding your car. Figuring out why you woke up in the rec room of your neighbor's house. Finding out you went on e-bay and bought a complete set of "Golden Girls" VHS tapes. Realizing that you shot a drifter--or voted for Lyndon LaRouche.

Seriously: there's only one cure for the hangover. Bloody Marys and sleep.

[margaretms]

She's obviously pretty, but I'm not going to define her as hot. I'll leave that to you. :cool:

As for my eye candy... Someone post Tom Cruise. :drool: (Preferably with shirt ON. :shifty: <--- Scared of male chest.)

For your unfounded fear of the male chest, I sentence you to watch a bunch of Sean Connery-era James Bond movies...:))

(BTW: I don't think any straight men are afraid of the female chest. Why is that?)

[signcut]

Seriously: there's only one cure for the hangover. Bloody Marys and sleep.

Or don't stop drinking...

It worked for a while... :)

[tha malcontent™]

a four finger lid?

There was a girl back in High School who's nickname was Four Fingers...

The only Question that was left was...

Vertical, or Horizontal!

:)

peace...

[Terri Ayame]

Tom Cruise is cute, but I'd like to get him drunk and slap him for his thoughts.

I don't think he's sooo far out there... He definately is fringy, but I can totally understand why he would think what he does. I agree with him 1/2 way. :cool:

[Terri Ayame]

For your unfounded fear of the male chest, I sentence you to watch a bunch of Sean Connery-era James Bond movies...:))

It's not unfounded!! -Just not...rational... :redface:

:eek: ... :(( Noooooo!! -I'll only sit there with my eyes closed... :shifty:

(BTW: I don't think any straight men are afraid of the female chest. Why is that?)

:neutral: I don't know. That is an excellent question, though. Be nice if they were. :cool:

[EnchantedFrog]

My method:
1. Stiff bloody mary with a sour pickle.

If symptoms persist, repeat step 1.

[Panhead0422]

How to avoid a hangover for more than a week: stay drunk for eight or more days.

[tha malcontent™]

My method:
1. Stiff bloody mary with a sour pickle.

If symptoms persist, repeat step 1.

I usually stick with Screwdrivers here in the city...

Campin', it's Beer until after Breakfast, then it's Whysky time again.

:)

peace...

[Arya]

I usually stick with Screwdrivers here in the city...

Campin', it's Beer until after Breakfast, then it's Whysky time again.

:)

peace...
I had several "Sex on the Beach" last night at a dinner murder mystery theatre show.

It was the tipsiest I've been in a long time.

Woke up a little thirsty, but no hangover.. :confused:

Guess I didn't drynk enough...

[tha malcontent™]

I had several

Woke up a little thirsty, but no hangover.. :confused:

Guess I didn't drynk enough...

You did not, and I am Disappointed with you... :naughty:

Try harder next time.

:)

peace...

[Arya]

You did not, and I am Disappointed with you... :naughty:

Try harder next time.

:)

peace...
Geez Mal, if I did that Morty would have all sorts of embarrassing stories to tell about me for I get really silly when I'm drunk. Granted it's only happened a couple of times in my life, but man, I was all out silly!

:D

But I am deeply ashamed at not drynking enough, for I can feel the weight of your dissapointment with me. :( I will try harder next time!

But I really like the fact that I can get away with being only tipsy and never suffering with a hangover... :shifty:

[morticia_28_358]

hangover got its name from having to hang your head over the toilet :D

or the porcelain god ...lol........knelt before it several times

[Arya]

hangover got its name from having to hang your head over the toilet :D

or the porcelain god ...lol........knelt before it several times
Oh, I've knelt before the porcelain god pretty recently...

But it was because of the flu. :sick:

[snow96]

learned my lesson many New Year's eve's ago. Hangover that lasted two days with no known relief that worked. Damn you Mal, now I've got to go get me a Capt-n-coke.

[markd]

I gave up on mine on friday...went home. Took it real easy saturday night, too.

[tha malcontent™]

hangover got its name from having to hang your head over the toilet :D

or the porcelain god ...lol........knelt before it several times

At my old House, it was the "Pink Poodle", because the Previous Owners did the Basement Latrine in Pink and Black, and the bottom side of the Toilet seat had a Pink Poodle on it...

I don't Know how many People still have Alcohol Flashbacks to that Toilet.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

For Markd...

:)

peace...

[Spaceman Spiff]

When nursing a hangover the most important thing is replacing electolytes in your body. Gatorade is good and, oddly enough, Pedialite (sp?) is supposed to work wonders as well.

[tha malcontent™]

When nursing a hangover the most important thing is replacing electolytes in your body. Gatorade is good and, oddly enough, Pedialite (sp?) is supposed to work wonders as well.

Sometimes the only Answer is Vodka.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

All I can say is that hangovers suck!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

I am about 8.2 Hours from one myself...

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

you're thinking too clearly for a drunk

[tha malcontent™]

you're thinking too clearly for a drunk

Nope...

You are Mistaking me for an Alcoholic.

They go to Meetings to Think Clearly.

I am a Professional.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

ah..gotcha

[tha malcontent™]

ah..gotcha

We Demonize the Juice in this Culture and it's more Harmful than it is Good.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

yeah..you're drunk

[tha malcontent™]

yeah..you're drunk

That may be True...

But what I Speak is also True.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

I dont even understand what you said..

[tha malcontent™]

I dont even understand what you said..

That is because you are Beyond Drunk.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

right about now you're feeling that hangover from lastnight

[grbennett]

Some of you guys really need help.

[tha malcontent™]

Some of you guys really need help.

And you could Start by getting us some Bloodies... Buddy.

:)

peace...

[EnchantedFrog]

And you could Start by getting us some Bloodies... Buddy.

:)

peace...
Make mine with a sour pickle instead of celery, please.

Works great on the stomach.

[Arya]

Morning guyz.

Man, those daquiri's I had last Friday were great! Didn't have too many though, no hangover to speak of today!

But I'll still take a sour pickle for lunch-they make great snaks! :D

[tha malcontent™]

Make mine with a sour pickle instead of celery, please.

Works great on the stomach.

I Just threw-up a little...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Morning guyz.

Man, those daquiri's I had last Friday were great! Didn't have too many though, no hangover to speak of today!

But I'll still take a sour pickle for lunch-they make great snaks! :D

My Wife was on a Diet a couple of years ago that was pretty Extreme, and one of the ways for her to get Salt was Pickles...

She did not eat one Pickle through Pregnancy, needless to say.

I am not sure if she will ever eat one again.

:)

peace...

[Arya]

My Wife was on a Diet a couple of years ago that was pretty Extreme, and one of the ways for her to get Salt was Pickles...

She did not eat one Pickle through Pregnancy, needless to say.

I am not sure if she will ever eat one again.

:)

peace...
I have always loved eating pickles, and will eat them as a snack. Love Ice Cream also....

Nope, no pregnancies here! ;)

[tha malcontent™]

I have always loved eating pickles, and will eat them as a snack. Love Ice Cream also....

Nope, no pregnancies here! ;)

The Wife still Loves the Ice Cream.

She really had no Odd Cravings during Pregnancy.

Aside from the Horrible 26 Hour Labor and Emergency C-Section, her Pregnancy was a Gift...

As our Daughter has been.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Children are a treasure!!!!

[EnchantedFrog]

I Just threw-up a little...

:)

peace...
See, working already. :sick:

[tha malcontent™]

I had to take it easy yesterday...

Saturday may have taken a couple of years off of my Life.

Those are the Adult Diaper-Nursing Home-nobody Visits me Years, so I don't ****in' need 'em, you can ****in' have 'em!

:)

peace...

[markd]

Mal's correct, this thread needs a ...dare I say....




bumpdigity.

Markd gots hisself a hangover. I blame the dirty bastards in men's golf league. Wasn't my fault.

[czzzaar]

The Hangover Thread©

Since I have one...

I'll start the Thread.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to 4:30!

Drynking Leaded Starbucks thanks to the Enabler.

:)

peace...


I think you should take your break a little earlier today, like maybe 4:20.

[thr3]

They are seriously the worst things in the world. I find the best thing to do is to drink a load of water and eat some toast. Also sitting around all day and doing nothing just prolongs the pain.

[XXL Frank]

They are seriously the worst things in the world. I find the best thing to do is to drink a load of water and eat some toast. Also sitting around all day and doing nothing just prolongs the pain.

For whatever reason, a big greasy cheeseburger helps me with a hangover. Go figure.

[tha malcontent™]

Mal's correct, this thread needs a ...dare I say....




bumpdigity.

Markd gots hisself a hangover. I blame the dirty bastards in men's golf league. Wasn't my fault.

"Those Dirty Rotten Rat Bastards!..." "HEY!..."

:)

peace...

[markd]

For whatever reason, a big greasy cheeseburger helps me with a hangover. Go figure.
Got my sights set on greasy cheeseballs for lunch.

[tha malcontent™]

I think you should take your break a little earlier today, like maybe 4:20.

Actually, I am not Hungover today.

I might be in the Morning, but that depends on if I stop for a new Bottle...

And of course, Drynk tonight.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Mal's correct, this thread needs a ...dare I say....




bumpdigity.

Markd gots hisself a hangover. I blame the dirty bastards in men's golf league. Wasn't my fault.
I often find that hangovers are rarely my fault. :rolleyes:
I had just a slight one this morning. Why, why, why does a bottle of wine give me a headache?!

[tha malcontent™]

I often find that hangovers are rarely my fault. :rolleyes:
I had just a slight one this morning. Why, why, why does a bottle of wine give me a headache?!

It's the Feet that smashed the Grapes that are doing that to you... ;)

Have the Aftertaste of Fungel Foot in your Mouth?...

:)

peace...

[markd]

I often find that hangovers are rarely my fault. :rolleyes:
I had just a slight one this morning. Why, why, why does a bottle of wine give me a headache?!
Take comfort. Wine is good for you, it's the folks you socialize with that are harmful.:)

[melinda]

Take comfort. Wine is good for you, it's the folks you socialize with that are harmful.:)
It was my husband! :)) :)) (I think he likes when I'm a bit tipsy...but that is ALL I will say...)

[melinda]

It's the Feet that smashed the Grapes that are doing that to you... ;)

Have the Aftertaste of Fungel Foot in your Mouth?...

:)

peace...
the taste of feet; the texture of sweatsocks...

[margaretms]

I often find that hangovers are rarely my fault. :rolleyes:
I had just a slight one this morning. Why, why, why does a bottle of wine give me a headache?!

From theonion.com. I know people like this...

Man Blames Hangover On Everything But How Much He Drank

BETHEL PARK, PA—Speaking slowly and moving stiffly Tuesday, Pittsburgh-area resident Matt Van Duyne attributed his hangover to everything but the excessive amount of alcohol he'd consumed the previous night.

Van Duyne nurses his hangover with water.

"One big problem was the empty stomach," said Van Duyne, holding his head and taking deep breaths. "I really should know by now to make sure to eat a piece of pizza or some french fries or something before doing any drinking. That kind of greasy, high-carb stuff works best, I find, because it really soaks up the alcohol. Another thing I neglected to do was drink a lot of water. That's key. Also, I forgot to take my usual two aspirins before going to bed, which helps a lot."

"There's a real art to not getting a hangover," Van Duyne added.

A web designer for Altered Images, the 28-year-old Van Duyne had spent the evening watching DVDs at the home of friend Kenny Layton. Between 10:30 p.m. and 2 a.m., Van Duyne consumed three-quarters of a jug of Gallo wine he found in Layton's kitchen cabinet. Shortly after 2 a.m., he stumbled seven blocks back to his apartment.

"This happens every time I drink Gallo, especially red," Van Duyne said. "That stuff really gives me a hangover. It probably has something to do with all the sulfites they use."

Though Van Duyne describes himself as a social drinker, coworkers say he frequently arrives at work asking them to "take it easy on [him]" because of a hangover he attributes to everything but excessive drinking.

"My favorite is when he explains that he forgot to follow the 'beer before liquor, never sicker' rule," coworker Thomas Juno said. "Sorry, Matty, but when you're pounding six of each in just over three hours, I don't think it really matters what order you drink them in."

"Last Thursday, we all went out to Pitchers Pub to celebrate landing this huge St. Francis Medical Center account," said Heather Hagerty, 25, a tech writer at Altered Images. "Over the course of the next four hours, Matt drank six Iron Citys, three Cuervo shots, and a Jack and Coke. The next morning at work, he's complaining that he feels woozy because he didn't take his Vitamin B before drinking. I have this alternate theory that he felt woozy because he drank six Iron Citys, three Cuervo shots, and a Jack and Coke."

Even when owning up to drinking excessively, Van Duyne still finds ways to attribute his hungover state to other factors.

"Last year, me and three of my buddies did a whole bottle of mescal on my birthday. We got to the bottom, and I got the worm," Van Duyne said. "That messed me up bad the next day, because the worm absorbs a lot of alcohol. It's almost like a hallucinogen. I ruined my favorite comforter because I puked all over it. Stupid worm."

Longtime friend Pete Sirois, 27, heard a new excuse last Friday night, when he and Van Duyne went drinking at Anchor Inn.

"Matt was doing all these different shots—Stoli, Jack Daniels, Jägermeister—you name it," Sirois said. "He was really wasted. I talked to him the next night, and he was complaining about how he still had a headache, because he 'failed to stay consistent [with his liquors].' I'm like, 'Yeah, if only you'd done vodka shots all night, you would've been fine.'"

"The amazing thing is, he hardly ever uses the same excuse twice," Sirois continued. "One time, it might be 'I stupidly combined champagne with hard lemonade,' and the next, 'I should've known better than to mix liquor with diet soda.' He must devote more time to researching hangovers than he does to his job."

Despite his wicked hangover, Van Duyne plans to spend this evening drinking at a local nightclub.

"I'm still feeling kinda ****ty, but I can't miss 2-for-1 apple-martini night at Insomnia," Van Duyne said. "So long as I take two tablespoons of olive oil beforehand, I should be fine."

© Copyright 2006, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

[melinda]

From theonion.com. I know people like this...
That was priceless...thanks for sharing. I literally laughed out loud! I'm certainly glad to know that it's not the actual alcohol that causes the hangovers...


I had a friend whose son went to Mexico. His friends (and what great friends they were) told him that IF he drank tequila straight, he would not get sick. It was only when it was mixed that it upset your stomach. This dumb kid (I love him, but in this case he was DUMB) believed he had the answer that all the world wanted and no one else had. How could he be so fortunate to have THE ANSWER. He drank his tequila straight. He woke up (sort of) on the floor of a men's room in Mexico. That is probably not the best place to have a nap, but I'm just guessing...

[thr3]

For whatever reason, a big greasy cheeseburger helps me with a hangover. Go figure.

Fry ups sometimes do the trick, it just depends on how much you drank though as sometimes it can push you to the edge of being sick.

[tha malcontent™]

the taste of feet; the texture of sweatsocks...

Socks rhymes with?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Bump for Mister Notorious...

:)

peace...

[Nik Notorious]

Bump for Mister Notorious...

:)

peace...



Now this is my kind of place. At least for this morning, anyway. ;)

[tha malcontent™]

The Hangover Thread©

Since I have one...

I'll start the Thread.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to 4:30!

Drynking Leaded Starbucks thanks to the Enabler.

:)

peace...

Ah... This is back @ the end of January...

I stopped Drynkin'... Booze that is, for a week.

Then I stopped being a Quiter, but I kept off Caffienne until the end of January...

I am now down to one small glass bottle of Starbucks in the AM, and no more Caffeinne the rest of the day.

Yeah for me!

Will be getting Hammered at a Theater near me tonight.

Will be in this Thread in the Morning before taking Homer to the Dealership.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Spending your Hangover @ a Dealership, and then walking around in the Hot D-Town Sun, is HELL!...

I need a Drynk.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I am today, and probably will be again in the Mornin'...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I am feeling good today. Was NOT yesterday.

[Jesso]

Luckily I don't get hangovers. And I have no idea why I don't. I drynk like a fish.

:razz:

[melinda]

Luckily I don't get hangovers. And I have no idea why I don't. I drynk like a fish.

:razz:
How to avoid hangovers...STAY DRUNK. :))

[tha malcontent™]

I am NOT Hungover on a Sunday...

Yeah for me!...

I am Beat though... Just Car Washed the Carrier Filters and the Electronic Filtration Units, then I Mowed the Lawn...

Going to Work now. :(

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I am not hungover today...


...but I might be tomorrow. ;)

[tha malcontent™]

All day long I have been...

:)

peace...

[Z_only1]

There's a possiblity that I might get hung over tomerro.

[tha malcontent™]

There's a possiblity that I might get hung over tomerro.

I have to take a Break... NOT QUITING!

:)

peace...

[Z_only1]

I have to take a Break... NOT QUITING!

:)

peace...
That's good here. Are you chugging or sipping?

[tha malcontent™]

That's good here. Are you chugging or sipping?

It's Whysky... So it's Safe not to Chug!... ;)

:)

peace...

[Z_only1]

It's Whysky... So it's Safe not to Chug!... ;)

:)

peace...

Bourbon and water?


Me likez Herman Walker...........zmooth. z=s

[tha malcontent™]

Drynking League was Bowling again last night...

20 pins above Average, I was...

I really need a Screwdriver.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Yep...

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

I actually don't have one this morning..

[morticia_28_358]

well, i had a fun filled friday w/ liquor involved..........

now my head weighs 400 lbs, and i light makes my head hurt....

here's to fridays!

*just make the headache go away*

[Jesso]

Cheers!

[tha malcontent™]

Yes I am...

:)

peace...

[rosiegirl]

I don't do hangovers.

[tha malcontent™]

I don't do hangovers.

Drynk with me Campin' and you are Garunteed to! ;)

:)

peace...

[jungulator]

I don't get hangovers anymore. I don't let myself get that plastered. Little incident about 5 years ago involving a poker game where drinks were being wagered instead of money. Needless to say I lost (or won depending on your perspective) and ended up with a 3 day hangover. After that I'll do a 6 pack and I'm done.

[tha malcontent™]

I don't get hangovers anymore. I don't let myself get that plastered. Little incident about 5 years ago involving a poker game where drinks were being wagered instead of money. Needless to say I lost (or won depending on your perspective) and ended up with a 3 day hangover. After that I'll do a 6 pack and I'm done.

Wild Turkey turned on me a couple of years back...

:)

peace...

[ROBRITE]

At the tender age of 18 I went to a buddies bachelor party, and came home smelling like a brewery. I collapsed onto my bed, and got a case of the spins. I got outta bed and banged into my dresser, and don't remember much else.
When I woke up the next morning, Dad says to me "Congratulations."
I said "Congratulations for what?"
Dad said "You made it to the bathroom, and hit everything but the toilet".

Hangover lasted 3 days.

[markd]

At the tender age of 18 I went to a buddies bachelor party, and came home smelling like a brewery. I collapsed onto my bed, and got a case of the spins. I got outta bed and banged into my dresser, and don't remember much else.
When I woke up the next morning, Dad says to me "Congratulations."
I said "Congratulations for what?"
Dad said "You made it to the bathroom, and hit everything but the toilet".

Hangover lasted 3 days.
My bachelor party was similar but involved lipstick in nefarious places.

[tha malcontent™]

At the tender age of 18 I went to a buddies bachelor party, and came home smelling like a brewery. I collapsed onto my bed, and got a case of the spins. I got outta bed and banged into my dresser, and don't remember much else.
When I woke up the next morning, Dad says to me "Congratulations."
I said "Congratulations for what?"
Dad said "You made it to the bathroom, and hit everything but the toilet".

Hangover lasted 3 days.

My Dad always Woke me up Mowing my Lawn... At my House.

Assuming, and he was Correct, that I would get up and Mow Hungover and not let him Mow my Lawn.

:)

peace...

[ROBRITE]

My Dad always Woke me up Mowing my Lawn... At my House.

Assuming, and he was Correct, that I would get up and Mow Hungover and not let him Mow my Lawn.

:)

peace...

I did some minor imbibing at the Bowling Alley one Sunday evening, thinking I wouldn't have to work the next day due to inclement weather.
My Boss (Dad) woke me at 7am the next morning, and I told him I wasn't feeling well.
His reply: "Bu**sh**. Hangovers don't count. Get your a** out of bed, down the hall, and in the **c**** truck."

Dad could also quote Shakespeare.

[Andrew Jackson]

I don't do hangovers.

i imagine you scare them off

[thr3]

They are for wimps. Just drink some more and it clears off.

[rosiegirl]

i imagine you scare them off

don't tempt me.

[Andrew Jackson]

don't tempt me.

give into the temptation midwest girl

[tha malcontent™]

They are for wimps. Just drink some more and it clears off.

The Answer to every Question is "More Drynk"...

I have a Weightlifting Hangover today!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

There has to be many here today...

But not me! ;)

I was in Bed next to my Sleeping Wife @ 10:30 last night.

Gettin' Old.

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

<I was in bed next to(kinda) my Wife at 1am....asleep by 230

[melinda]

I was in bed w/ my husband, but I wasn't next to him...
also not hungover, just a wee bit of crown last night. not too much.

[tha malcontent™]

I'm not quite sure why I am not... :think:

:)

peace...

[Claymore]

Back in my 'drinkin'dayz' I'd chug a quart of ice water, boost it, a long hot shower, brush my teeth twice, get a large coffee and 2 Egg McMuffins.

[tha malcontent™]

Back in my 'drinkin'dayz' I'd chug a quart of ice water, boost it, a long hot shower, brush my teeth twice, get a large coffee and 2 Egg McMuffins.

Egga-Muffin... Yeah.

:)

peace...

[FidelisAdMortem]

My head ****ing kills me. And for some odd reason my back is soar.

[melinda]

I hope both FAM and Dallas feel better soon...get your bodies rehydrated!!

[FidelisAdMortem]

Thanks, some TLC will fix it soon enough.

[tatervt]

I wish I had a hangover....

[melinda]

I wish I had a hangover....

let's face it tate, we're just too good at drinking. it takes a lot to get us hungover. ;)




(I'm kidding here people...really. sort of....)

[melinda]

Thanks, some TLC will fix it soon enough.

good. some TLC, some aspirin and lots of water...

[FidelisAdMortem]

good. some TLC, some aspirin and lots of water...

Yea so I'm taking applications, so anyone who wants to sign up, bring it on.

[DALLAS1234]

I wish I had a hangover....

i wish i wasn't..this headache is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[tatervt]

i wish i wasn't..this headache is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Yea but think back to all teh fun last night...All the dudes you made out with - How crappy yet awesome your singing was - The drunk dialing...

It was all worth it right?

[melinda]

Yea so I'm taking applications, so anyone who wants to sign up, bring it on.

I'm too far from NY to offer much of anything.
But I do hope you feel much better ... and soon.

[FidelisAdMortem]

I'm too far from NY to offer much of anything.
But I do hope you feel much better ... and soon.

Then I have no use for you.

[melinda]

Then I have no use for you.

ouch.

[DALLAS1234]

Yea but think back to all teh fun last night...All the dudes you made out with - How crappy yet awesome your singing was - The drunk dialing...

It was all worth it right?

we didn't make out the drive way...lol...when I finally got to her house we started drinking right then...and next thang I know I couldn't feel my lips and we weren't walking in a necessary straight line..hmmm..and laughing hysterically but we did have a blast..

[FidelisAdMortem]

:-)

[melinda]

:-)
:)

[FranklySpeaking]

Hangover ?

Never had one !

[tha malcontent™]

I shouldn't have one tomorrow... If I do, it will be a Hangover that was the Result of an Inability to get Drunk, and that would Suck!

:)

peace...

[DALLAS1234]

day #2..ughhhhhhhhh..my head feels like a did this a hundred times:wall: :wall:

[melinda]

day #2..ughhhhhhhhh..my head feels like a did this a hundred times:wall: :wall:

maybe you did...
can you remember your night? all of it?? :))

[DALLAS1234]

maybe you did...
can you remember your night? all of it?? :))

:))


that dude was hawt!!! but nothing happened other than some major flirting...

[melinda]

:))


that dude was hawt!!! but nothing happened other than some major flirting...

give him your number? make a plan to meet? anything??

[DALLAS1234]

give him your number? make a plan to meet? anything??

no

[tatervt]

****ing ****tease!

[Claymore]

I wish I had a hangover....

I don't drink anymore, so the only hangover I have is my belly over my belt buckle.:rolleyes:

[DALLAS1234]

****ing ****tease!

coming from you tate...thats quite a compliment...

[melinda]

no

that's probably for the best. At least you had fun.

[melinda]

I don't drink anymore

I don't drink any more...
I don't drink any less either. :))

[DALLAS1234]

that's probably for the best. At least you had fun.

yep yep

[FranklySpeaking]

I don't drink anymore, so the only hangover I have is my belly over my belt buckle.:rolleyes:

yesh, what's the fascination in it ?

[tha malcontent™]

My head ****ing kills me. And for some odd reason my back is soar.

Dude... That's some ****ed **** right there!...

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

I had the hangover from hell today. I didn't even get out of bed til like 1:30 :(

[FidelisAdMortem]

Dude... That's some ****ed **** right there!...

:)

peace...

Dude, tell me about it.

[melinda]

I had the hangover from hell today. I didn't even get out of bed til like 1:30 :(

:hug: :hug: :hug:
how ya doing now??

[Jesso]

Much much better.

:hug:

[Hadassah]

You home yet?

[melinda]

not exactly a "hangover"...but I definitely need to rehydrate what the alcohol took out last night.........

[tha malcontent™]

not exactly a "hangover"...but I definitely need to rehydrate what the alcohol took out last night.........

Partial Hangovers count...

I am Hoping to have one Tomorrow.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Partial Hangovers count...

I am Hoping to have one Tomorrow.

:)

peace...

ok..this morning I have a partial hangover. hoping to do better for tomorrow morning. should have a full blown hangover by then. fingers crossed.

[rosiegirl]

RG never drinks to the point of hangovers.
Who the hell enjoys that??
Give me a few beers and that's it.

[super cool ski instructor]

RG never drinks to the point of hangovers.
Who the hell enjoys that??
Give me a few beers and that's it.

Exactly!! I would like to think I am past the age that drinking that much is considered fun.

[rosiegirl]

Exactly!! I would like to think I am past the age that drinking that much is considered fun.

I have to laugh at the bars I go. When the dumbasses wanna puke in the bathroom, my friends and I point to the can. "There you go dumbass".. puke in the garbage can.....

[super cool ski instructor]

I have to laugh at the bars I go. When the dumbasses wanna puke in the bathroom, my friends and I point to the can. "There you go dumbass".. puke in the garbage can.....

:)) I will have to try that!!!!

[melinda]

awe man...I drink. I get drunk. I puke. It's what I do....

[rosiegirl]

yuck

[melinda]

at least I have a great time...sometimes I even remember it.

[rosiegirl]

I have great times too. :)

[melinda]

I have great times too. :)

you have fun, but do the others around you have fun too??

[rosiegirl]

you have fun, but do the others around you have fun too??

Sure, why?

We drink casually and drive home - we always have a nice time.

Just because we don't to the point of drunkeness, who cares?

[tha malcontent™]

I am Currently Working on one...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Sure, why?

We drink casually and drive home - we always have a nice time.

Just because we don't to the point of drunkeness, who cares?

I couldn't care less about the people who don't drink...why do you care about the ones who drink too much??

[drylok]

I am Currently Working on one...

:)

peace...

You know Mal, it's not cool to "Drunk Post". While it's not as dangerous as drunk driving it is equally damaging to ones reputation as drunk dialing.
Just saying that's all,:))

[FidelisAdMortem]

I have another one this morning. Friday nights........I never learn.

[melinda]

I have another one this morning. Friday nights........I never learn.

:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

I have another one this morning. Friday nights........I never learn.

Yep... Me too... And I had every Intention of having one yesterday, and now I am Upset with myself for being Sucessful...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

You know Mal, it's not cool to "Drunk Post". While it's not as dangerous as drunk driving it is equally damaging to ones reputation as drunk dialing.
Just saying that's all,:))

I've Eaten more than one Ban on this Site whilst Drynking!... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Yep... Me too... And I had every Intention of having one yesterday, and now I am Upset with myself for being Sucessful...

:)

peace...

:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

:hug:

:hug:

:)

peace...

[FidelisAdMortem]

You guys are way to generous with your hugging, lol.

[rosiegirl]

I couldn't care less about the people who don't drink...why do you care about the ones who drink too much??

lol, did I say I care what you do?

Do whatever you wish.

I'm beyond it all. If you're not, good for you. I know people killed by drunk drivers. Excuse me if I'm not so thrilled over it.

[FidelisAdMortem]

Relax.

[rosiegirl]

no

[FidelisAdMortem]

Yes.

[tha malcontent™]

RG never drinks to the point of hangovers.
Who the hell enjoys that??
Give me a few beers and that's it.

Click me... (http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Yosemite_Sam/ltys_010.wav)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

lol, did I say I care what you do?

Do whatever you wish.

I'm beyond it all. If you're not, good for you. I know people killed by drunk drivers. Excuse me if I'm not so thrilled over it.

My Sister was Killed by a Drunk Driver in the mid-80's...

I do not Drynk and Dryve...

It's Ignorant.

:)

peace...

[csparks]

awe man...I drink. I get drunk. I puke. It's what I do....

I go with Melinda, stay sober, and take advantage of her when she's drunk!:mrgreen:

[Jesso]

:))

[melinda]

I go with Melinda, stay sober, and take advantage of her when she's drunk!:mrgreen:

;)

[melinda]

lol, did I say I care what you do?

Do whatever you wish.

I'm beyond it all. If you're not, good for you. I know people killed by drunk drivers. Excuse me if I'm not so thrilled over it.

Rosie, I honestly don't care what you drink or how much you drink. What I don't like is people acting "holier than thou" or passing judgement on others. That is what I don't like. I do NOT drink and drive...ever.

[DALLAS1234]

Rosie, I honestly don't care what you drink or how much you drink. What I don't like is people acting "holier than thou" or passing judgement on others. That is what I don't like. I do NOT drink and drive...ever.

drinking and driving is a no no....

[rosiegirl]

Rosie, I honestly don't care what you drink or how much you drink. What I don't like is people acting "holier than thou" or passing judgement on others. That is what I don't like. I do NOT drink and drive...ever.

I was touchy yesterday.

Forgive me;)

Just had a bad day...

[melinda]

I was touchy yesterday.

Forgive me;)

Just had a bad day...

sorry you had a bad day, Rosie.
We all have them...:hug:

[DeuceFour]

Y M C A I said, Y M C A

Yeaaaaa! not drunk or anything but shake it!

start it up WOOOHOOO!

[FidelisAdMortem]

I'm glad I didn't have a buzz, or the last 2 pages of this thread would of killed it.

[tha malcontent™]

I'm glad I didn't have a buzz, or the last 2 pages of this thread would of killed it.

Click me, Soo-bah-roo-boy... (http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Bugs_Bunny/ltbb_171.wav)

:)

peace...

[rosiegirl]

I'm glad I didn't have a buzz, or the last 2 pages of this thread would of killed it.


........awww, you can always arrest us for bad behavior.........

[FidelisAdMortem]

........awww, you can always arrest us for bad behavior.........

If by arrest you mean I can handcuff, frisk, and such all the goodlooking ladies on here, then yes, I can agree to that, lol.

[DALLAS1234]

If by arrest you mean I can handcuff, frisk, and such all the goodlooking ladies on here, then yes, I can agree to that, lol.

:eek:

how you doin?:razz:

[FidelisAdMortem]

:eek:

how you doin?:razz:

If we make it happen, then I'll be doing a hell of a lot better then I am now, haha.

[DALLAS1234]

If we make it happen, then I'll be doing a hell of a lot better then I am now, haha.

:))

[melinda]

If by arrest you mean I can handcuff, frisk, and such all the goodlooking ladies on here, then yes, I can agree to that, lol.

I wonder if that includes me? :think:

[FidelisAdMortem]

I wonder if that includes me? :think:

If you're goodlooking, then it does, if you're not, then get to the back of the line.

[Joenumbertwo]

Alcohol is one of the worst drugs out there.

Blahhh

No hangover, but that's cause I'm very very wary of putting that devil's drink into my body.

I can think of a few illegal drugs i'd do before alcohol.

[melinda]

If you're goodlooking, then it does, if you're not, then get to the back of the line.

check your PM's...

[FidelisAdMortem]

check your PM's...

I did, and you can be towards the front of the line.

[melinda]

I did, and you can be towards the front of the line.

thank you! ;)

[FidelisAdMortem]

No thank you.

[melinda]

No thank you.

de nada.

[rosiegirl]

If by arrest you mean I can handcuff, frisk, and such all the goodlooking ladies on here, then yes, I can agree to that, lol.


yes, yes, yes

[tha malcontent™]

I'd sure like to have one...

:)

peace...

[dittoheadAZ]

The Hangover Thread©

Since I have one...

I'll start the Thread.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to 4:30!

Drynking Leaded Starbucks thanks to the Enabler.

:)

peace...

I've had a hangover for YEARS!

Yeah - me belly done hang over me belt!

:D

[tha malcontent™]

I've had a hangover for YEARS!

Yeah - me belly done hang over me belt!

:D

Me too... And I am Working on it...

Starting again tomorrow!

Today, I am Hungover.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I was good last night...feeling great today.
Just wanted to say, I LOVE the avie, mal...

[melinda]

damn crown.
damn headache.

[csparks]

I had some pretty strong stuff last night....it had been a while since I drank sweet tea (with extra sugar)....still a little woozy, but I'm feeling better...

[melinda]

I had some pretty strong stuff last night....it had been a while since I drank sweet tea (with extra sugar)....still a little woozy, but I'm feeling better...

sweet tea sucks.

[tha malcontent™]

...I LOVE the avie, mal...

Which one was it?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Which one was it?...

:)

peace...

you driving the minivan w/ your precious cargo in the back...
although this one is also nice.

[tha malcontent™]

you driving the minivan w/ your precious cargo in the back...
although this one is also nice.

Thanks... In my Mommy and Daddy many a year ago...

That's Schlitz they are Drynkin'.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Thanks... In my Mommy and Daddy many a year ago...

That's Schlitz they are Drynkin'.

:)

peace...

didn't know for sure, but I figured it was your mom and dad...it's a great pic. Schlitz...gotta love it.

[tha malcontent™]

didn't know for sure, but I figured it was your mom and dad...it's a great pic. Schlitz...gotta love it.

It a tiny Dive in Wyoming way back in the day...

I have another Pic...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/jnk5.jpg

Years later, and still Drynkin'! ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

It a tiny Dive in Wyoming way back in the day...

I have another Pic...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/jnk5.jpg

Years later, and still Drynkin'! ;)

:)

peace...

very nice, Mal. I hope you realize how very fortunate you are to have wonderful loving parents...not everyone gets that.
I can also see your love for them....

[czzzaar]

I should drink more alcohol. I kinda miss it.

[melinda]

I should drink more alcohol. I kinda miss it.

I should drink less..but I aint' gonna.

[tha malcontent™]

very nice, Mal. I hope you realize how very fortunate you are to have wonderful loving parents...not everyone gets that.
I can also see your love for them....

Yep... I Love em a lot...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

not sure who or why, but somebody put a sweat sock in my mouth last night while I was sleeping. at least that's how it felt this morning...and my head is throbbing just a little. ugh.


I think the crown was an OK idea, not so sure the "skip and go nakeds" were.........

[chichimama]

It's been about 4 years since my last hangover. And it was definitely the last. Chichidad and I did a couple of pitchers of Jet Ski Killers (rum concoction from Margaritaville) and suffered miserably the next day. :))

[melinda]

I'm not suffering...just need to rehydrate.

[melinda]

so last night I drink absolutely no alcohol. matter of fact, I drank water all day long....this morning when I woke up, I felt like crap.
never doing that again.......

[tha malcontent™]

so last night I drink absolutely no alcohol. matter of fact, I drank water all day long....this morning when I woke up, I felt like crap.
never doing that again.......

Stopping outright is a Shock to the System...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Stopping outright is a Shock to the System...

:)

peace...

exactly...my poor body.

[tha malcontent™]

Yeah... I am... a Little.

:)

peace...

[sircharliebrown]

Stopping outright is a Shock to the System...

:)

peace...


Quitting is for losers!

[tha malcontent™]

Quitting is for losers!

And in that, AA is for Quiters!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Present.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I was looking for this the other week, but I just couldn't make myself search for too long. :))

[psyko kat]

Ever try this stuff?

http://www.chaserplus.com/

I haven't since I don't drink that much, but I hear it advertised all the time.

I wonder if it really works.

I tried it once,just for a bad migraine/not hangover// it worked like a charm.

[tha malcontent™]

I was looking for this the other week, but I just couldn't make myself search for too long. :))

Everything is a Bitch when one is Hung...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Everything is a Bitch when one is Hung...

:)

peace...

exactly.......:mrgreen:

[scipio337]

I tried it once,just for a bad migraine/not hangover// it worked like a charm.Overrated.

The best hangover cure ever devised by man:

http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/clearly_o2/

Unfortunately, it is hard for me to find.

[tha malcontent™]

Yes...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Present.

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

Woke up at 7, shuttled the lightweights back to their vehicles 30 min away, 30 more minutes arrived at work just in time. Slowly recovering.

[tha malcontent™]

Woke up at 7, shuttled the lightweights back to their vehicles 30 min away, 30 more minutes arrived at work just in time. Slowly recovering.

Yeah... I've got to go to Work, get my Car, go to the Kid Gym, then to Go Honda for a 45K Check-up on the Homer, then to Work to Work...

Then Kid Date tonight Downtown.

Busy Saturday.

:)

peace...

[chichimama]

Rum....mrffffffff grjjjkrr *ugh*

[Claymore]

No hangovers for 19 years (unless your talking about the tummy/belt type).

[jet]

19 years? Wow...that's awesome, Clay!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Rum....mrffffffff grjjjkrr *ugh*

That's what you get... ;)

Drynking to Hangover with lil one's is Like Asking for Double the Hangover...

My Toddler gets up, and the House is up...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Easy like Sunday Morning...

:)

peace...