She's so Cute... It Hurts.

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.geocities.com/luba_s_99/ae.jpg

Admit it.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/s_moran44/267228.jpg

Crap on Post #1...

It's my Avie...

It will Stay...

For now.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/celeb_BertinelliValerie.jpg

^Still...

:)

peace...

[Jebster]

Didn't she marry some skank rocker?!?

[Jebster]

Much better...a real woman...

http://www.foster-international.net/user_themes2/theme_celebs/images/michelle_pfeiffer_02.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

She's OK...

Valerie's better.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Didn't she marry some skank rocker?!?

Yeah, and Eddie probably Sees her on the "I'm not Fat anymore" Commercials and Wonders... "Wasn't I Hittin' that?"...

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

Complete agreement.

[tha malcontent™]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071019/bertinelli_l.jpg

She's like 50, isn't she?...

HOT!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Is this the same chick?

Yes...

And that's Eddie's Gee-tar.

:)

peace...

[Wireline]

I should have never broken up with her....

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=80422&stc=1&d=1102998751

[mrclean]

When you're right, you're right.

[tha malcontent™]

When you're right, you're right.

She's a Doll...

:)

peace...

[McGhee]

Did you JUST discover her? Where you around when she was on One Day At a Time?

I always thought she and Eddie Van Halen looked like brother and sister when they where young. She was way too good for him....he has turned out to be a real cranky bitter crinkled up alcoholic, chain smoking old fart.

[Jesso]

I thought this thread was about me :confused:

[texan_rep]

I thought this thread was about me :confused:

whatEVer :razz:

[melinda]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/s_moran44/267228.jpg

Crap on Post #1...

It's my Avie...

It will Stay...

For now.

:)

peace...

damn I wanted to look like her when I was a teenager............she had GREAT hair!!!!!!
She is very beautiful.....

[melinda]

Much better...a real woman...

http://www.foster-international.net/user_themes2/theme_celebs/images/michelle_pfeiffer_02.jpg

she, too, is very beautiful. I would love to look like her now.
Valerie when I was a teen. Michelle now that I'm older........

[chichimama]

I thought Mal was talking about his daughter. :)

[Fire Watch]

Chick is old enough to be my mother.

[melinda]

Chick is old enough to be my mother.

so am I....:((

[Fire Watch]

;)

[Lego-Man]

damn I wanted to look like her when I was a teenager............she had GREAT hair!!!!!!
She is very beautiful.....

I just wanted to look AT her when I was a teenager.

[Jebster]

I just wanted to look AT her when I was a teenager.


We ain't gonna elaborate on where and how are we??? :mrgreen:

[thr3]

who the heck are half of these people?

[tha malcontent™]

who the heck are half of these people?

Eh?...

Youngster or a Foreigner...

Which is it?

Both?...

:)

peace...

[chichimama]

Eh?...

Youngster or a Foreigner...

Which is it?

Both?...

:)

peace...

He's both. :)

[curtis123]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/s_moran44/267228.jpg

Crap on Post #1...

It's my Avie...

It will Stay...

For now.

:)

peace...

Even after all those years of holding up her poster with one hand.

[czzzaar]

That was 30 years ago, Mal. Get over it.

[Jabber]

Oh, the love of my teenage life.....;)

Mal, thanks for the flashback......anymore?

[texan_rep]

She's still pretty hot...

[tha malcontent™]

Even after all those years of holding up her poster with one hand.

Amen to that!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

That was 30 years ago, Mal. Get over it.

You get over me!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Oh, the love of my teenage life.....;)

Mal, thanks for the flashback......anymore?

Flashbacks or Pics of that Doll?...

By the way, Raider Nation.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

She's still pretty hot...

****in' Right she is!...

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

Flashbacks or Pics of that Doll?...

By the way, Raider Nation.

:)

peace...

Uh, both.....;)

[tha malcontent™]

Uh, both.....;)

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0801/nfl_a_biletnikoff_195.jpg

^Flashback!...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-2.jpg

^Cutie...

:)

peace...

[texan_rep]

you're going a bit far back on that one, mal...risk of running afoul of age of consent laws...;)

[Big Drew]

Mal, here's a little experience I had that just might make you a wee bit jealous...
I went to the '04 VH concert in Salt Lake with my brother and a buddy. After the opening act finished their set, they brought the house lights up to set up the stage for VH. My buddies and I were standing there, watching the crowds go by, when we noticed a familiar face in the VIP seating. It was Valerie! So, being the attention wh*re that I am, I yelled, "Hey, Valerie!" She looked up. I yelled, "We love ya!" She grinned and blew me a kiss. Ahhhh...she's still amazingly good looking.

[tha malcontent™]

you're going a bit far back on that one, mal...risk of running afoul of age of consent laws...;)

Hell NO!... She's ALWAYS been Older than I!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Mal, here's a little experience I had that just might make you a wee bit jealous...
I went to the '04 VH concert in Salt Lake with my brother and a buddy. After the opening act finished their set, they brought the house lights up to set up the stage for VH. My buddies and I were standing there, watching the crowds go by, when we noticed a familiar face in the VIP seating. It was Valerie! So, being the attention wh*re that I am, I yelled, "Hey, Valerie!" She looked up. I yelled, "We love ya!" She grinned and blew me a kiss. Ahhhh...she's still amazingly good looking.

Cherish that for ALL of your Life.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-4.jpg

I could Stare at that for Hours when I was a Young Rapscallion...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/valerie-bertinelli.jpg

^Look at those (2)...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.nndb.com/people/780/000030690/bertinelli-sized.jpg

A Doll...

:)

peace...

[texan_rep]

Hell NO!... She's ALWAYS been Older than I!... ;)

:)

peace...

but geez...how old was she in that picture? :eek:

[texan_rep]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-4.jpg

I could Stare at that for Hours when I was a Young Rapscallion...

:)

peace...

:eek:

[tha malcontent™]

but geez...how old was she in that picture? :eek:

No Clue...

She's got atleast 10 years on me.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-8.jpg

Seriously... I should Seek Counseling...

But don't Worry, I am ROCD...

I will Obsess on something else Soon enough!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/eo/thumb/3/3b/Brigettebardot.jpg/300px-Brigettebardot.jpg

Maybe...

:)

peace...

[Robyn]

I thought Mal was talking about his daughter. :)

I thought so, too :))

I loved Valerie when I was a kid...wanted to look just like her...she was so cute! She's still very beautiful today!

[tha malcontent™]

I thought so, too :))

I loved Valerie when I was a kid...wanted to look just like her...she was so cute! She's still very beautiful today!

My Daughter's Cutest thing EVER!... ;)

Valerie is a Different Kind of Cute.

:)

peace...

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah, and Eddie probably Sees her on the "I'm not Fat anymore" Commercials and Wonders... "Wasn't I Hittin' that?"...

:)

peace...

LOL...I saw an interview with her a few weeks ago, and actually Eddie has been very supportive of her losing weight. She said "Eddie said, 'I got sober. And If I can get sober...you can lose weight'" And she said it really helped her out.

[tha malcontent™]

LOL...I saw an interview with her a few weeks ago, and actually Eddie has been very supportive of her losing weight. She said "Eddie said, 'I got sober. And If I can get sober...you can lose weight'" And she said it really helped her out.


http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-10.jpg

:drool:

:)

peace...

[super cool ski instructor]

Thanks Mal :))

[tha malcontent™]

Thanks Mal :))

Oh, it's not Over... ;)

:)

peace...

[Lego-Man]

We ain't gonna elaborate on where and how are we??? :mrgreen:

I was a teenager - I had the posters just like any other red-blooded boy back then.

[melinda]

so I looked her up...she's older than I am.
I didn't know anyone was older than me. :))

[Robyn]

so I looked her up...she's older than I am.
I didn't know anyone was older than me. :))

Oh hush your mouth, young lady!! :naughty:

[Jebster]

My Daughter's Cutest thing EVER!... ;)

Valerie is a Different Kind of Cute.

:)

peace...


No, MY daughter is the cutest ever.

Valerie, like Michelle Pfieffer, is a "I wanna do ya cute"...

Big difference.... :shifty:

[melinda]

No, MY daughter is the cutest ever.

Valerie, like Michelle Pfieffer, is a "I wanna do ya cute"...

Big difference.... :shifty:

I certainly hope so.......:eek:

[tha malcontent™]

I certainly hope so.......:eek:

You're the Latter... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Valerie won't Return my Phone Calls...

Makes a malcontent Sad... :(

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Valerie won't Return my Phone Calls...

Makes a malcontent Sad... :(

:)

peace...

has she put out a restraining order on you yet? :razz:

[melinda]

You're the Latter... ;)

:)

peace...

:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

has she put out a restraining order on you yet? :razz:

No, but Former President by Default Ford (r) did once... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

No, but Former President by Default Ford (r) did once... ;)

:)

peace...

hmmmm. that might be an interesting story.......

[czzzaar]

Valerie won't Return my Phone Calls...

Makes a malcontent Sad... :(

:)

peace...

Wait, aren't you married with small children? Dude, snap out of it. Valerie is way past her prime.

[dittoheadAZ]

Wait, aren't you married with small children? Dude, snap out of it. Valerie is way past her prime.

she still looks pretty "prime" to ME...

[tha malcontent™]

hmmmm. that might be an interesting story.......

Yes, it is, Actually...

I was Accused of "Harrassing" the Former Guy who Followed Nixon as he Resigned...

Pure Crap.

Either way, you stop Asking President Ford to call in at Discuss Issues with you on the Air when the Secret Service Asks you to... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-10.jpg

:drool:

:)

peace...

That may be the Perfect Pic of Valerie...

Undecided @ this Point...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

SHE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mal changed his avatar.............

[tha malcontent™]

SHE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mal changed his avatar.............

You Noticed!...

You're the Best!

:)

peace...

[Fire Watch]

That's not her?

[Wireline]

Hey...who wants Van Halens'...wait - I can't say that here...never mind

[tha malcontent™]

Yeah... She's Back.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.tvsn.us/stt/guest_vbertinelli.jpg

So Darned Cute!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://www.tvsn.us/stt/guest_vbertinelli.jpg

So Darned Cute!...

:)

peace...

yep, she's back.....I like this picture of her a lot.

[tha malcontent™]

yep, she's back.....I like this picture of her a lot.

Get a little Booze in me and I'm all over Valerie like a Cheap Suit again... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

She's on TV all the Time now...

Just tonight, the Wife was in the Kitchen and she heard the Commercial, and she's like, "is that your Girlfriend on TV again?"!...

And I was like, watched "The Rock" Recently?...

She's got a thing for Sean Connery.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/pictures_519400/VALERIE-BERTINELLI-ON-MALIBU-BEACH.jpg

^I Hope that's Valerie's Butt...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/small/1175/110190-1164410705.jpg

^Doll...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-10.jpg

^Still one of my Favorites...

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/valerie-bertinelli-10.jpg

^Still one of my Favorites...

:)

peace...

What a way to start a Monday....Ooo-La-La

[tha malcontent™]

http://sunsetgun.typepad.com/sunsetgun/images/lane_now.jpg

Diane Lane... Also so Cute, it Hurts...

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

Diane Lane is a fox. How old is she now? Does she meet the requirements to be called a Silver Fox?

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Wow I never noticed how much Michelle & Amelia Heinle looked alike especially in that shot of Pfeiffer ~ ***Amelia Heinle plays Victoria on Young & the Restless *** Click for pic ~ http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1 (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1)

Much better...a real woman...

http://www.foster-international.net/user_themes2/theme_celebs/images/michelle_pfeiffer_02.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.thecancerblog.com/media/2006/03/diane-lane.jpg

More Diane Lane... More!... MORE!...

:)

peace...

[czzzaar]

http://www.thecancerblog.com/media/2006/03/diane-lane.jpg

More Diane Lane... More!... MORE!...

:)

peace...

Yes! Diane Lane is SOOOOO much better to look at than Valerie B. She has aged much better too.

Also she has one weird eye that's cool.

[czzzaar]

Wow I never noticed how much Michelle & Amelia Heinle looked alike especially in that shot of Pfeiffer ~ ***Amelia Heinle plays Victoria on Young & the Restless *** Click for pic ~ http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1 (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1)

Ah, Michelle, my belle. Yes she has aged like a fine wine. Still beautiful to look at. Anyone see Stardust?

[republicanprincess]

http://www.thecancerblog.com/media/2006/03/diane-lane.jpg

More Diane Lane... More!... MORE!...

:)

peace...

She's like Valerie...the older she gets the better she looks. Remember her in The Outsiders?

[SarahG]

Did you JUST discover her? Where you around when she was on One Day At a Time?

I always thought she and Eddie Van Halen looked like brother and sister when they where young. She was way too good for him....he has turned out to be a real cranky bitter crinkled up alcoholic, chain smoking old fart.

He is looking pretty bad, he used to be cute.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0308_vanhalen_wi2.jpg

[free2B]

I totally missed her in the Outsiders I'll have to watch it again.

[tha malcontent™]

I totally missed her in the Outsiders I'll have to watch it again.

Rumble Fish...

:)

peace...

[republicanprincess]

Rumble Fish...

:)

peace...

Would you believe that I read that book? Never saw the movie though..

[tha malcontent™]

Would you believe that I read that book? Never saw the movie though..



I Believe it...

You Reader, you!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://johntranter.com/notes/px/rage.jpg

^Rest in Peace, "Bob's" First Wife...

:)

peace...

[Jebster]

Wow I never noticed how much Michelle & Amelia Heinle looked alike especially in that shot of Pfeiffer ~ ***Amelia Heinle plays Victoria on Young & the Restless *** Click for pic ~ http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1 (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/amelia-heinle/photos/139338/1)


Hmmmmm....not sure if I see it..

But Michelle is mine...stay away... :naughty:

[Jebster]

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/pictures_519400/VALERIE-BERTINELLI-ON-MALIBU-BEACH.jpg

^I Hope that's Valerie's Butt...

:)

peace...

Them are some nasty looking thighs... :hand:

[czzzaar]

http://johntranter.com/notes/px/rage.jpg

^Rest in Peace, "Bob's" First Wife...

:)

peace...

I've always loved Suzanne. I sure hope in the after-life you get to meet all the hot chicks you've ever seen.

[czzzaar]

Rumble Fish...

:)

peace...

Rumblefish is a great film, haven't thought about that one for a long time.

[tha malcontent™]

Rumblefish is a great film, haven't thought about that one for a long time.

Own it...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/tara_reid_oct_fhm_small.jpg

^Sure... She's a Filthy Whore... But I still Thinks she's Cute.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Adorable... (http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bertinelli-to-star-in-claire.jpg)<Clicky...

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

Adorable... (http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bertinelli-to-star-in-claire.jpg)<Clicky...

:)

peace...

Ooh La La......:clap:

[Seedy]

Didn't she marry some skank rocker?!?

Yeah, but I forgive her for that.

And she still looks great...

[tha malcontent™]

Ooh La La......:clap:

Amen...

Let me Check the Web...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

More Cutie!... (http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/valeriebertinelli/photos/valerie-bertinelli-010.jpg)

:)

peace...

[Jebster]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/tara_reid_oct_fhm_small.jpg

^Sure... She's a Filthy Whore... But I still Thinks she's Cute.

:)

peace...

Cute?

No.

One hot skank?

Yes.

[tha malcontent™]

Cute?

No.

One hot skank?

Yes.

Or "Filthy Whore"... Either way... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.hicelebs.com/thumbnails/valerie_bertinelli/64.jpg

Cutie...

:)

peace...

[Old_Mil]

Valerie won't Return my Phone Calls...

Makes a malcontent Sad... :(

:)

peace...

Don't feel too bad, I've been waiting for Reese Witherspoon to call me for years. Somehow, she never seems to get around to it.

It's probably for the best. If you put her political views and mine in the same room it would probably annihilate the universe.

[Jabber]

I saw her on Oprah yesterday. I caught the end of the show just before our local news.


Still H-O-T!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Don't feel too bad, I've been waiting for Reese Witherspoon to call me for years. Somehow, she never seems to get around to it.

It's probably for the best. If you put her political views and mine in the same room it would probably annihilate the universe.

My Wife isn't Cool with me and Valerie Hookin' up either, so... ;)

:)

peace...

[Ardathair]

The USA Today has an article about her Autobiography.

Only had a chance to skim it, but the article does have a brief excerpt of an interview with her.

[tha malcontent™]

She was on Larry King...

What a Doll she is.

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

VB is definitely a fine piece.

She's no Celine Dion, though.

[tha malcontent™]

VB is definitely a fine piece.

She's no Celine Dion, though.

Please... God... Tell me you are NOT Serious.

:)

peace...

[JimGP20]

A TRUE Valerie fan would know that today is her birthday. :whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

A TRUE Valerie fan would know that today is her birthday. :whistle:

I sent her a Gift... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

:frown:

I'm Sorry I Cheated on you Valerie...

:)

peace...

[curtis123]

:frown:

I'm Sorry I Cheated on you Valerie...

:)

peace...

Under the circumstances, I'm sure she understands.

And she might even lift that restraining order she has on you.

[tha malcontent™]

Under the circumstances, I'm sure she understands.

And she might even lift that restraining order she has on you.

I just had a Thought...

2 is Better than One...

Why Limit myself?...

:)

peace...

[rob_b52]

I just had a Thought...

2 is Better than One...

Why Limit myself?...

:)

peace...

I want to be on the other side of the confession wall when you tell me all about it. After I am done with myself, I will thank you for telling me about it all in great detail. Call me your confessional.... tell me all about it...The truth will set you free and give me a bodily function at the same time... thats magic!!

[tha malcontent™]

Obsessing on Valerie again...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/bertinelli/valerie_bertinelli11.jpg

^DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!...

My Girl's Back.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/bertinelli/valerie_bertinelli11.jpg

^DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!...

My Girl's Back.

:)

peace...

and yet, you didn't make her your avie....:confused:

[tha malcontent™]

and yet, you didn't make her your avie....:confused:

You don't like my Avie?...

What are you, Racist?... ;)

:hug:

I will be putting some Valerie back up soon enough.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:)