The Late Night Review

[Wookinstien]

You know M and I were talking about hunting the other day and that's exactly how I imagined a hunt with him would go. Well that and his table dancing wife packing along the "refreshments" and his ammo HA!

Where has the inimitable Mr. M gone? Still wondering the woods?

He's most likely holed up in a nice warm cave with a good book and an old single malt.
:)

[nunyadb]

He's most likely holed up in a nice warm cave with a good book and an old single malt.
:)

With his feet properly propped up by the latest polar bear to intrude wanting to
borrow his golf clubs no doubt.

[Samm]

Leaving him without martini supplies would indeed be a cruel fate... for the woodland creatures.

So where is he? Out shooting wolves from helicopters with Sarah? ;)

[WildRose]

So where is he? Out shooting wolves from helicopters with Sarah? ;)If he is, I am decidedly jealous!

[WildRose]

I'm afraid you guys are going to have to find some way to cope with seeing less of me too. I'm going back to wXXk pretty seriously tomorrow for six or eight weeks at least, so my late nights are going to be spent actually getting some occaisonal sleep.

I've got a national field trial to get ready for, and unfortunately that requires me engaging in some of the (DIRTY WORD) to get ready.

[nunyadb]

Best of luck with your dogs WR.
Hope they "take no prisoners".

[ERJohnson]

So where is he? Out shooting wolves from helicopters with Sarah? ;)

Have you ever tried to drink a martini in a helicopter? -"Shaken, not stirred"

I'll do a welfare check on him tomorrow.

Congrats WildRose, you got post 5000.

[Samm]

Have you ever tried to drink a martini in a helicopter? -"Shaken, not stirred"

I'll do a welfare check on him tomorrow.

There is no rule that says you must drink martinis from a martin glass. One of those sports bottles with the built in straw should do just fine. :snooty:

And if he is with Sarah... you better check on her welfare. ;)

Unless Todd knows... :neutral:

Congrats WildRose, you got post 5000.

Count again...

[WildRose]

Have you ever tried to drink a martini in a helicopter? -"Shaken, not stirred"

I'll do a welfare check on him tomorrow.

Congrats WildRose, you got post 5000.Wow, had to take a drink on that one!

I had a good bit of experience taking shots FROM a helicopter, but I never had the opportunity to imbibe while doing so. The CSM tended to frown on "shooting while shooting"; for some silly assed reason!

[ERJohnson]

There is no rule that says you must drink martinis from a martin glass. One of those sports bottles with the built in straw should do just fine. :snooty:

You are correct. But you forget, we are talking about M here. There is a requirement for his drinks to be "in vitro".

[ERJohnson]

Count again...

Says 5000 on my system. Do you have someone on ignore that is not being counted?

[ERJohnson]

Wow, had to take a drink on that one!

I had a good bit of experience taking shots FROM a helicopter, but I never had the opportunity to imbibe while doing so. The CSM tended to frown on "shooting while shooting"; for some silly assed reason!

Sorry, you slow pitched it...

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Gunner: "Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much."

[WildRose]

Says 5000 on my system. Do you have someone on ignore that is not being counted?Same here:

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=60616871&postcount=5000

I'll give it back to Samm though if he wants it, he's been a FAR greater contributor here than I have. :)

[WildRose]

Sorry, you slow pitched it...Shame on you. In my era the rule was, pick the one's that throw down their weapons and run first, those are usually the officers HA!

[ERJohnson]

Shame on you. In my era the rule was, pick the one's that throw down their weapons and run first, those are usually the officers HA!

They don't always throw them down....
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/Repier_bucket/al_Gore_VietnamImage1.jpg

[nunyadb]

A VN pic of AlGore, how poetic.............LOL

[WildRose]

They don't always throw them down....
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/Repier_bucket/al_Gore_VietnamImage1.jpgOur's didn't either. However the only army in history to exceed the speed with which the french officers surrendered was Saddam Hussein's and his officers were always trying to strike deals as fast as they could get to our troops to bargain HA!

[WildRose]

They don't always throw them down....
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/Repier_bucket/al_Gore_VietnamImage1.jpgI wonder if that was before or after he cut his thumb opening K rats?

[Samm]

Says 5000 on my system. Do you have someone on ignore that is not being counted?

That's odd... it says WildRose has 12,212 on my monitor. :eh:

What does it say here? http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=281091

[nunyadb]

Samm, it was the 5000th post in this thread.
That's what we were discussing.
Sorry we confused you.

[Samm]

Samm, it was the 5000th post in this thread.
That's what we were discussing.
Sorry we confused you.

Ah... that explains it... I am easily confused this time of night. :doh:

[nunyadb]

No worries Samm, we all are this time of night.

[Samm]

So where is the inimitable Mr. M and company tonight?

[ERJohnson]

So where is the inimitable Mr. M and company tonight?

I have been lurking.

M is alive. I have talked to him. I'll ask him to pay a visit to the LNR.

[nunyadb]

Thanks Mr. J, we tend to miss him around here if he's gone too long.
Get concerned he might have drank himself into a stupor and married
that polar bear that keeps trying to borrow his golf clubs.
His wife might not approve of such behavior.

[Samm]

I have been lurking.

M is alive. I have talked to him. I'll ask him to pay a visit to the LNR.

What? Are you two living together? :eh:


Or do you have tin cans on a string running between your houses. :razz:

[ERJohnson]

What? Are you two living together? :eh:

No.

Sir you force me to share this with all:
"I've been to Fairbanks, now it burns when I pee."

[nunyadb]

No.

Sir you force me to share this with all:
"I've been to Fairbanks, now it burns when I pee."

Normally Penicillin can can cure that, but you "do" have to stop
drinking for a week............sorry 'bout that, it's just the price
one has to pay for recovery from "Fairbanks disease".

[ERJohnson]

Thanks Mr. J, we tend to miss him around here if he's gone too long.
Get concerned he might have drank himself into a stupor and married
that polar bear that keeps trying to borrow his golf clubs.
His wife might not approve of such behavior.

Only because they are her clubs..

[ERJohnson]

Normally Penicillin can can cure that, but you "do" have to stop
drinking for a week............sorry 'bout that, it's just the price
one has to pay for recovery from "Fairbanks disease".

There are numerous bumper stickers in Anchorage with that on them.

[WildRose]

No.

Sir you force me to share this with all:
"I've been to Fairbanks, now it burns when I pee."You know I made it through 21 third world deployments and four trips to Fairbanks and even one trip to NOME and never had that problem...

My suggestion wold be to avoid drinking warm beer and standing too close to the heater when you pee!

[WildRose]

I have been lurking.

M is alive. I have talked to him. I'll ask him to pay a visit to the LNR.Good I was afraid the bear had finally gotten his clubs, and he was now raising (or feeding) her cubs!

[Samm]

No.

Sir you force me to share this with all:
"I've been to Fairbanks, now it burns when I pee."

You should have come alone instead of bringing a date. :razz:

[ERJohnson]

You know I made it through 21 third world deployments and four trips to Fairbanks and even one trip to NOME and never had that problem...

My suggestion wold be to avoid drinking warm beer and standing too close to the heater when you pee!

I pick on Fairbanks but it does have found memories for me. It was my first duty station. I met my first wife there. Some of the best food I have had was there.

[WildRose]

I pick on Fairbanks but it does have found memories for me. It was my first duty station. I met my first wife there. Some of the best food I have had was there.I ate myself sick on Moose, Caribou, and Salmon up there. I'm ready to get sick on them all, all over again HA!

On post, that "burning sensation" was known as "the Fairbanks Flu".... :))

[Samm]

So ER... I see you have some blustery fall Anchortown weather. We (up here in the navel of the State) have been having sunny 70 degree weather the last week or so.

[ERJohnson]

I ate myself sick on Moose, Caribou, and Salmon up there. I'm ready to get sick on them all, all over again HA!

On post, that "burning sensation" was known as "the Fairbanks Flu".... :))

We had a picnic one time and a SPC had her brother visiting. He was on his third burger when someone asked him how he liked the moose burger. After thinking about it for a second he spit it out. :mrgreen:

[ERJohnson]

So ER... I see you have some blustery fall Anchortown weather. We (up here in the navel of the State) have been having sunny 70 degree weather the last week or so.

The trees have all taken that calico cat look. Almost time to close the window.

[Samm]

Well, it has been a long hard day for this old man... I'm gonna call it.

Nite all.

[ERJohnson]

Well, it has been a long hard day for this old man... I'm gonna call it.

Nite all.

Nite Samm.

Bedtime story for you:http://www.newsminer.com/news/2009/sep/10/i-voted-obama/?opinion

Read the last reply by Power_Of_The_O.

[nunyadb]

Well, it has been a long hard day for this old man... I'm gonna call it.

Nite all.

Nite Samm

[WildRose]

Well, it has been a long hard day for this old man... I'm gonna call it.

Nite all.
You looked kinda tired and cranky when you walked in! Get some rest for me. I'm back to working days, but I still can't sleep at night HA!

Rest well.

[WildRose]

Ok my butt is now shaped like the seat in this chair. Time for a nap!

[nunyadb]

nite WR

[Samm]

nite WR

You are saying good night to your bourbon now? Usually it's the other way around. ;)

[Samm]

Well, no bites tonight... my glass is empty and I am tired. See y'all another night.

[Samm]

Doesn't look like y'all are here tonight either...

[ERJohnson]

Headed to the garage for some home brew. Any requests?

[Physics Hunter]

Headed to the garage for some home brew. Any requests?

I really need to try my hand at brewing. Knowing me I would start trying to grow exotic Hops and get lost in the gardening...

[ERJohnson]

I really need to try my hand at brewing. Knowing me I would start trying to grow exotic Hops and get lost in the gardening...

It's fairly easy, if you can make tea/coffee, you can make beer.

You could compare it to gardening but only with quicker, and more intoxicating results.

Too many varieties of hops to try to cultivate them for me.

[Mr. M]

Headed to the garage for some home brew. Any requests?

Scotch...

[ERJohnson]

Scotch...

I have a 12yr old in the freezer......

[Physics Hunter]

It's fairly easy, if you can make tea/coffee, you can make beer.

You could compare it to gardening but only with quicker, and more intoxicating results.

Too many varieties of hops to try to cultivate them for me.


Keep kicking me. I need to try it.

My problem in projects (and I have many) is that I get consumed in the first principles stuff, a trap for Physics types. (Been making my first serious longbow for 18 months.)

[Mr. M]

I have a 12yr old in the freezer......

lol...


You and Jeffrey Dahmer...

[ERJohnson]

Keep kicking me. I need to try it.

My problem in projects (and I have many) is that I get consumed in the first principles stuff, a trap for Physics types. (Been making my first serious longbow for 18 months.)

From brew to drink in 4 weeks...
Come on, try it, the first lesson is free.

[Physics Hunter]

lol...


You and Jeffrey Dahmer...


Like I could hate Scotch ANY MORE!

[ERJohnson]

lol...


You and Jeffrey Dahmer...

yes, but he liked to eat at the dollar buffet. Someone spoiled my palette with better quality tastes.

[Physics Hunter]

From brew to drink in 4 weeks...
Come on, try it, the first lesson is free.

Yep, that is crushing.

Ok, (wincing) send me the "idiot" link.......

If I ever link brewing and Archery Deer Hunting season it will be a slam dunk.

[Physics Hunter]

From brew to drink in 4 weeks...
Come on, try it, the first lesson is free.

Yep, that is crushing.

Ok, (wincing) send me the "idiot" link.......

If I ever link brewing and Archery Deer Hunting season it will be a slam dunk.

[ERJohnson]

Yep, that is crushing.

Ok, (wincing) send me the "idiot" link.......

If I ever link brewing and Archery Deer Hunting season it will be a slam dunk.

Here is the idiot book link. (http://www.amazon.com/Homebrewing-Dummies-Marty-Nachel/dp/0764550462)
You don't need a book.

Myself and Cav could walk you through the steps.

[Mr. M]

Like I could hate Scotch ANY MORE!

"Two, one, two, three, four
Ev'rybody's talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism,
Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
All we are saying is give Scotch a chance,
All we are saying is give Scotch a chance "

[Mr. M]

yes, but he liked to eat at the dollar buffet. Someone spoiled my palette with better quality tastes.

"All you can eat for a dollar."



"Whoa! Stop! That's all you can eat for a dollar!"

[ERJohnson]

"All you can eat for a dollar."



"Whoa! Stop! That's all you can eat for a dollar!"

Your drinks are extra...

[Mr. M]

Your drinks are extra...

Mine are extra dry...

[ERJohnson]

Mine are extra dry...

Threatening with vermouth again?

[Mr. M]

Threatening with vermouth again?

My method allows a bottle of vermouth to last approximately 30 years...

[ERJohnson]

My method allows a bottle of vermouth to last approximately 30 years...

Unless the "kids" get taught a lesson while breaking into the liquor cabinet.

[Mr. M]

Unless the "kids" get taught a lesson while breaking into the liquor cabinet.

lol...


I think even they have enough sense to pass on the vermouth...

[ERJohnson]

lol...


I think even they have enough sense to pass on the vermouth...

Wait a couple of years.....

Mine wanted it so bad he tried to use a hammer and screwdriver to get into the keg.....

[Mr. M]

Wait a couple of years.....

Mine wanted it so bad he tried to use a hammer and screwdriver to get into the keg.....

You mean that isn't how you tap a keg?



I've got some bad news about that raspberry wheat keg you dropped off here...

[Physics Hunter]

Here is the idiot book link. (http://www.amazon.com/Homebrewing-Dummies-Marty-Nachel/dp/0764550462)
You don't need a book.

Myself and Cav could walk you through the steps.

All I ever need is a starting point. I will search it, then verge off it and make my own approach.

My Wife hates me since she collects recipies and I read 3-5 and write my own.

Thanks for the starting point!

[ERJohnson]

You mean that isn't how you tap a keg?



I've got some bad news about that raspberry wheat keg you dropped off here...

Did it change to Coffee stout? The raspberry wheat is in my garage.

[ERJohnson]

All I ever need is a starting point. I will search it, then verge off it and make my own approach.

My Wife hates me since she collects recipies and I read 3-5 and write my own.

Thanks for the starting point!

If that is your approach don't buy a book. There is plenty of free information online. The basic process is the same every time. Some people make minor changes but there is nothing that is really drastically different.

I will type up the basic process and send it to you.

[ERJohnson]

Glass empty. Keg not. Back to garage.

[Mr. M]

Did it change to Coffee stout? The raspberry wheat is in my garage.

I used a hammer and screwdriver.



It's now Coors Lite...

[ERJohnson]

I have a problem.

I have full 9 kegs and 41 gallons of alcohol ready to keg.

Do I need more kegs, friends or do I have another problem?

[Mr. M]

I have a problem.

I have full 9 kegs and 41 gallons of alcohol ready to keg.

Do I need more kegs, friends or do I have another problem?

Watch Beerfest for ideas...

[Physics Hunter]

If that is your approach don't buy a book. There is plenty of free information online. The basic process is the same every time. Some people make minor changes but there is nothing that is really drastically different.

I will type up the basic process and send it to you.

Yep, that is my style. From this I have 4 styles of Venison Chili, 3 styles of Venison Soup... (Can you tell I am gearing up for the 'season...)

[Physics Hunter]

Watch Beerfest for ideas...

ERJ has either a business in the making, or a (huge) party unscheduled.

[ERJohnson]

Yep, that is my style. From this I have 4 styles of Venison Chili, 3 styles of Venison Soup... (Can you tell I am gearing up for the 'season...)

Is it the hunt or the meat that drives you?

[Physics Hunter]

Is it the hunt or the meat that drives you?


The hunt ties me to reality. To feel my heart beat, my breath rush, and to control them to make the kill which my family does not need in this culture, but which the deer do as good stewardship of nature. It is an undescribable thing. To be both Visceral and Responsible. Visceral wins.

Making good use of the animal is duty and by cunilary tinkering, pleasure.

[Ardathair]

I have a problem.

I have full 9 kegs and 41 gallons of alcohol ready to keg.

Do I need more kegs, friends or do I have another problem?

Yes, you need more friends to help drink some of that alcohol so what is left will fit in the kegs.

[ERJohnson]

The hunt ties me to reality. To feel my heart beat, my breath rush, and to control them to make the kill which my family does not need in this culture, but which the deer do as good stewardship of nature. It is an undescribable thing. To be both Visceral and Responsible. Visceral wins.

Making good use of the animal is duty and by cunilary tinkering, pleasure.

The hunt is a great thing. Some refuse to acknowledge the instinct that is instilled in them. If they do not have that instinct, they were meant to be food.

[ERJohnson]

Yes, you need more friends to help drink some of that alcohol so what is left will fit in the kegs.

This is now my new support group.. If my support group tells me, I'll follow!

[WildRose]

Is it the hunt or the meat that drives you?I'll jump in on this one as well.

I never waste the meat. Even if it's game I don't find enjoyable to eat someone will get it from me for free.

It IS the hunt that I live for and to be very honest pulling the trigger is far, far down on my list of what makes hunting appealing to me. Just knowing I could have bagged the big XYZ game animal is more than enough satisfaction for me.

Even bird hunting I don't shoot much any more. I rarely miss, so there's really not much challenge to it and most of the birds I kill are in fact a reward for the work the dogs do. My dogs truly live for the retrieve, and letting them have a few retrieves simply tells them "thanks you did a great job".

[Physics Hunter]

The hunt is a great thing. Some refuse to acknowledge the instinct that is instilled in them. If they do not have that instinct, they were meant to be food.

Predator or Prey.

I am the former. Godspeed and good nite.

[ERJohnson]

I'll jump in on this one as well.

I never waste the meat. Even if it's game I don't find enjoyable to eat someone will get it from me for free.

It IS the hunt that I live for and to be very honest pulling the trigger is far, far down on my list of what makes hunting appealing to me. Just knowing I could have bagged the big XYZ game animal is more than enough satisfaction for me.

Even bird hunting I don't shoot much any more. I rarely miss, so there's really not much challenge to it and most of the birds I kill are in fact a reward for the work the dogs do. My dogs truly live for the retrieve, and letting them have a few retrieves simply tells them "thanks you did a great job".

I had my gallbladder taken out in 04. 4 days later I remember sitting in the deer stand, in quite a bit of discomfort, thinking to myself "I could be in bed", but the drive to be outside, engaged in the hunt, was much stronger.

I let a doe walk within 15 feet of me that day as I thought I heard a buck following her. I do not regret not shooting her.

I just remember a cold, painful and wonderful hunt.

[Ardathair]

ERJohnson, here's a computer upgrade you might like.

[ERJohnson]

ERJohnson, here's a computer upgrade you might like.

Hardware.

Software.

Firmware.

Middleware.


Now we have "liquidware".

[WildRose]

I had my gallbladder taken out in 04. 4 days later I remember sitting in the deer stand, in quite a bit of discomfort, thinking to myself "I could be in bed", but the drive to be outside, engaged in the hunt, was much stronger.

I let a doe walk within 15 feet of me that day as I thought I heard a buck following her. I do not regret not shooting her.

I just remember a cold, painful and wonderful hunt.Well I'm goign to try and fit a nap in. I'm back to working days for a few months.

Ya'll have fun now Ya hear!

[ERJohnson]

Well I'm goign to try and fit a nap in. I'm back to working days for a few months.

Ya'll have fun now Ya hear!

Night WR!

[Ardathair]

Hardware.

Software.

Firmware.

Middleware.


Now we have "liquidware".

You forgot tupperware. :D

[ERJohnson]

You forgot tupperware. :D

Both have a burp in common...

[ERJohnson]

Wook..... I see you lurkin...

[Wookinstien]

Sorry just got back, actually been w**king tonight.

[ERJohnson]

Sorry just got back, actually been w**king tonight.

Sorry, I've been dri**ing. I gotta find one of those "w" things soon.

Unless there is there is a thing called "government beer".

I bet it wouldn't be very good and it would stop you up.

[Samm]

I have a 12yr old in the freezer......

lol...


You and Jeffrey Dahmer...

:)) :)) :)) It is going to be very difficult to top that one. :D

[jimjames418]

Sorry, I've been dri**ing. I gotta find one of those "w" things soon.

Unless there is there is a thing called "government beer".

I bet it wouldn't be very good and it would stop you up.
It is called 3.2 and is legal to serve to anyone, no matter what age. It tastes like horse **** also.

[Samm]

I have a problem.

I have full 9 kegs and 41 gallons of alcohol ready to keg.

Do I need more kegs, friends or do I have another problem?

Best be careful... the Federal Revenuers might be planning a raid... I believe they only allow 200 gallons a year tax free.

But if you want help destroying the evidence... ;)

[Samm]

Whatssup Late Nighters?

[Physics Hunter]

Whatssup Late Nighters?

Not much. But if I say that on a thread I get beat up.

[Samm]

Not much. But if I say that on a thread I get beat up.

Not in this thread... you can be as wrong as you like and nobody will beat you up. ;)

[Wookinstien]

Whatssup Late Nighters?

Here at the TV station naked playing the xylophone.


You know the usual. ;)

[Physics Hunter]

Not in this thread... you can be as wrong as you like and nobody will beat you up. ;)


The last resort of scoundrels

[Samm]

Here at the TV station naked playing the xylophone.


You know the usual. ;)

I thought they only did that on radio... :think:

[Samm]

The last resort of scoundrels

Who you callin a scoundrel!? :evil:

[Physics Hunter]

Who you callin a scoundrel!? :evil:

I was self identifying. Got a problem with that? :))

[Samm]

I was self identifying. Got a problem with that? :))

Not really... this thread used to be called "the hole in the wall." ;)

[Wookinstien]

I thought they only did that on radio... :think:

I used to be on the radio. Old habits die hard, so to speak. ;)

[Physics Hunter]

Not really... this thread used to be called "the hole in the wall." ;)


No clue on history, I am a late bloomer to the social media. (But I am a wicked fast learner!!)

Just seems that a thread where "you can be as wrong as you like and nobody will beat you up" is the right place for a scoundrel such as me.

In addition to other things I am prepping for Archery season. It distracts from the logical wrestling here-abouts.

[Samm]

I used to be on the radio. Old habits die hard, so to speak. ;)

Much to the shock of the Producer I'm sure. :D

[Samm]

No clue on history, I am a late bloomer to the social media. (But I am a wicked fast learner!!)

Just seems that a thread where "you can be as wrong as you like and nobody will beat you up" is the right place for a scoundrel such as me.

In addition to other things I am prepping for Archery season. It distracts from the logical wrestling here-abouts.

An interest in 18-year old Scotch and/or single barrel Bourbon helps too. ;) Me... I'm too cheap for the Scotch, but I do enjoy fine Bourbon.

Home brew and fine micro-brew beer is a favorite around here as well.

So you might say this is the last resort for dipsomaniacs rather than scoundrels. ;)

[ERJohnson]

An interest in 18-year old Scotch and/or single barrel Bourbon helps too. ;) Me... I'm too cheap for the Scotch, but I do enjoy fine Bourbon.

Home brew and fine micro-brew beer is a favorite around here as well.

So you might say this is the last resort for dipsomaniacs rather than scoundrels. ;)

Samm, you brew?
I think it is time to brew another 10 gallons, I wounder what it should be?

PH: I haven't for gotten about the step by step instructions I promised. I started it and then someone talked me into golfing. He is a baaaaad influence.

[Physics Hunter]

An interest in 18-year old Scotch and/or single barrel Bourbon helps too. ;) Me... I'm too cheap for the Scotch, but I do enjoy fine Bourbon.

Home brew and fine micro-brew beer is a favorite around here as well.

So you might say this is the last resort for dipsomaniacs rather than scoundrels. ;)

I think ERJ has kicked me over into homebrewing.

[ERJohnson]

Now that you bring it us Samm, I think I will have a glass of Bulleit.

[Physics Hunter]

I think ERJ has kicked me over into homebrewing.

Seriously ERJ, the above comment did not see you coming!

Damn your timing is good.

[Samm]

Samm, you brew?
I think it is time to brew another 10 gallons, I wounder what it should be?

PH: I haven't for gotten about the step by step instructions I promised. I started it and then someone talked me into golfing. He is a baaaaad influence.

No, I don't brew... but I enjoy a good home brew as much as any beer. First time I ever got drunk (when I was 13) was on my brother's home brew.

Did you get my warning about exceeding 200 gallons per year?

[ERJohnson]

Seriously ERJ, the above comment did not see you coming!

Damn your timing is good.

I worked for the government, I am always lurking.....

[ERJohnson]

No, I don't brew... but I enjoy a good home brew as much as any beer. First time I ever got drunk (when I was 13) was on my brother's home brew.

Did you get my warning about exceeding 200 gallons per year?

Good thing I don't keep logs. I have only brewed 5 gallons this year....

[Samm]

Now that you bring it us Samm, I think I will have a glass of Bulleit.

I bought a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed a couple of weeks back... WOW that is some fine Bourbon... 108.2 proof and smooth as a baby's butt.

But pricey... $44.80 without discounts (I saved $7 with store membership and six-pack discounts.) Still, not nearly as much damage as a bottle of top shelf Scotch, but it's $10 more than the Bulleit.

Next time I need wine (to get the 6-pack discount) I am going to try a bottle of Basil Hayden... same price as the Rare Breed.

[Samm]

Good thing I don't keep logs. I have only brewed 5 gallons this year....

Log schmog... These posts last forever... :shifty:

[Physics Hunter]

I worked for the government, I am always lurking.....

It is possible that I still do...

[ERJohnson]

It is possible that I still do...

Well.. On Nov 1 it will be "worked for the government". I bought a "retired" hat at the fair two weeks ago. Some say I was ROAD four years ago.

[Samm]

Well.. On Nov 1 it will be "worked for the government". I bought a "retired" hat at the fair two weeks ago. Some say I was ROAD four years ago.

Well congratulations... we will have to have a party here that evening.

That reminds me... the second anniversary of the thread comes up November 16th.

[ERJohnson]

Well congratulations... we will have to have a party here that evening.

I plan on being in Sin City that day. Getting away with as much as my wife lets me..... legally.

[Samm]

I plan on being in Sin City that day. Getting away with as much as my wife lets me..... legally.

You are going to Spenard to celebrate??? :eh:

[Physics Hunter]

Well.. On Nov 1 it will be "worked for the government". I bought a "retired" hat at the fair two weeks ago. Some say I was ROAD four years ago.


I have been a long time contractor. I fight to survive...

[Samm]

Well, I am fading fast guys... I was up half the night tending a sick dog. Damn dog likes to eat mushrooms... makes her drool copiously and become loose as a goose. :sick:

[ERJohnson]

You are going to Spenard to celebrate??? :eh:

South Cushman.

[ERJohnson]

Well, I am fading fast guys... I was up half the night tending a sick dog. Damn dog likes to eat mushrooms... makes her drool copiously and become loose as a goose. :sick:

Nite Samm.

[Samm]

South Cushman.

:))


See ya. ;)

[Wookinstien]

Well, I am fading fast guys... I was up half the night tending a sick dog. Damn dog likes to eat mushrooms... makes her drool copiously and become loose as a goose. :sick:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Wookinstien/funny-dog-pictures-want-some.jpg

[Physics Hunter]

Time to open shop...

[Mr. M]

Time to open shop...

Much better. We can leave J something besides the tattered remnants of a good thread in the morning...

[bayoubill]

Much better. We can leave J something besides the tattered remnants of a good thread in the morning...


lol... just went to find the old thread... 'course, you beat me to it...

[bayoubill]

oops... I see that the credit should go to PH...

[Physics Hunter]

Much better. We can leave J something besides the tattered remnants of a good thread in the morning...

Yeah, must be a bitch when "Love comes to town." Respects.

[Mr. M]

lol... just went to find the old thread... 'course, you beat me to it...

PH was the quick draw tonight.


The man's faster than a rattler on the keyboard.

[bayoubill]

I seem to recall that PH and I mixed it up in here the last time I came into the Hansterland WP...

can't remember what it might have been about, though...

[bayoubill]

so... where we at, y'all?

[Physics Hunter]

oops... I see that the credit should go to PH...


Thanks. I do dish out around here, but I also respect. Yea has a lot of thinking to do, it is quite personal when in the front yard.

[Physics Hunter]

so... where we at, y'all?

A) Terror Firestorm
B) G20 v Angry Mob
C) 72 hours and not posted bill
D) Beer

[bayoubill]

nice to be here with you guys... but...

gotta say...

bein' in a thread with M that doesn't have at least one sacrificial noob... well... it just ain't... fun...

[bayoubill]

A) Terror Firestorm
B) G20 v Angry Mob
C) 72 hours and not posted bill
D) Beer


D... Magic word!

C... I haven't posted in 72 hours?

B & A... here's a quarter... call me when I care... ;)

[Physics Hunter]

And M went AWOL, Bitch.

[Samm]

Seems like you guys either ignore me when I bump this thread or you start without me. :mad:

I don't get no respect around here. :cry:

[bayoubill]

And M went AWOL, Bitch.


nah... he's still around...

[bayoubill]

Seems like you guys either ignore me when I bump this thread or you start without me. :mad:

I don't get no respect around here. :cry:


I know the feeling...

[bayoubill]

Seems like you guys either ignore me when I bump this thread or you start without me. :mad:

I don't get no respect around here. :cry:


been meaning to ask you, Samm...

when you gonna change your avie...?


the one you have now creeps me out.

[Physics Hunter]

Seems like you guys either ignore me when I bump this thread or you start without me. :mad:

I don't get no respect around here. :cry:


Just guessing but sat uplink is a pain.

[bayoubill]

Whoa! I see that Doggehman's in da House!

[Physics Hunter]

M awol

[Samm]

been meaning to ask you, Samm...

when you gonna change your avie...?


the one you have now creeps me out.

That's why I won't change it. ;)

[bayoubill]

M awol


hmmm... maybe you're right...

reserving judgment 'til, say, 'bout 15 minutes from now...

[bayoubill]

That's why I won't change it. ;)


yow!

[Wookinstien]

Seems like you guys either ignore me when I bump this thread or you start without me. :mad:

I don't get no respect around here. :cry:

Its ok Rodney
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x50/c4yankee/rodneydangerfield.jpg

[Physics Hunter]

Nite all.

[Wookinstien]

Nite all.

nite :)

[Samm]

yow!

Would this one make you happier? :razz:

[Samm]

yow!

How about this one? ;)

[bayoubill]

Would this one make you happier? :razz:


I like that one... :)


beats the heck outta the creepy Eskimo voodoo doll...

[bayoubill]

How about this one? ;)


nah... doesn't suit you, Samm... :mrgreen:

[bayoubill]

'k... I'm done for the night...

sweet dreams and blessings to you all...

[Samm]

I like that one... :)


beats the heck outta the creepy Eskimo voodoo doll...

Careful, that could be misconstrued as a racist slur. :naughty:


For all you know I am a Jamaican Eskimo. :snooty:

[Samm]

nah... doesn't suit you, Samm... :mrgreen:

Well there is always this one...

[bayoubill]

Careful, that could be misconstrued as a racist slur. :naughty:


For all you know I am a Jamaican Eskimo. :snooty:


'k... how 'bout a creepy voodoo doll of unspecified ethnicity?

[bayoubill]

Well there is always this one...


I like the bear...

[bayoubill]

out... later gators...

[Samm]

I like the bear...

But it is almost winter... I should go with this one.

[Samm]

Nite all...

[Wookinstien]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Wookinstien/monday.jpg


Yep. its monday!

[Ardathair]

D t h i m

[Samm]

Yep. its monday!

Only by a little bit...

[Samm]

The boards are boring tonight... anything doing here?

[nunyadb]

I'm just trying to keep up a bit Samm.
How's things up in your neck of the woods ?

[Hoobeedoo Bejesus]

Refinishing furniture and repairing my motorcycle here.

[Physics Hunter]

Archery hunting here. No luck Sat.

[nunyadb]

Archery hunting here. No luck Sat.

Better luck tomorrow PH.

[Physics Hunter]

Hunters like entrepreneurs never have a bad day.

[nunyadb]

Hunters like entrepreneurs never have a bad day.

I'll let you know about that one come tax season.....LOL

[Physics Hunter]

I'll let you know about that one come tax season.....LOL

All that is important, but I am hunting, and nothing else matters.

[nunyadb]

All that is important, but I am hunting, and nothing else matters.

Good hunting my friend.

[Samm]

Archery hunting here. No luck Sat.

Why would you want to stick sharp stick into a deer? Why don't you get your meat down at the supermarket like a civilized person. :evil:





;)

Is the problem no deer or poor marksmanship? :razz:

[Samm]

So... has anyone heard from the inimitable Mr. M?

[Darkblade]

for da nun

I LOVE MY JOB


Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below.


~Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive..

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't **** for two days because my ass was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass. Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'

Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day! !!!!

[tinydancer]

Archery hunting here. No luck Sat.

What's your bow/draw weight?

Everybody is just lining up here. I have a wonderful camp down the road that my neighbor runs.

Many come up. I have deer in my road and wild turkeys in my ditches. I am one blessed soul on this planet.




mmmm mmmmm mmmm.

Edit to add:

Here's the camp down the road. I live in the middle of nowhere.

http://www.kcoutfitting.com/

We have a really good butcher who specializes in deer pepperoni. It's to die for.

[Mr. M]

So... has anyone heard from the inimitable Mr. M?

"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."

[Mr. M]

for da nun

lol...

"And that's why I'm a greeter at Walmart, sonny."

[tinydancer]

lol...

"And that's why I'm a greeter at Walmart, sonny."

OMG, I'll never look at my greeter the same way again.

Edit to add: is greeter a word? Holy toledo Mr. M's got me talking old peoples slang!!!!

[Mr. M]

OMG, I'll never look at my greeter the same way again.

Edit to add: is greeter a word? Holy toledo Mr. M's got me talking old peoples slang!!!!

lol...


After the sort of language that was being bandied about in one thread I can think of a bit earlier...



a little geriatric jargon is much to be desired.

[Samm]

"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."

Not if the conversation starts after the early bird gets bored being all by himself and goes to bed. :neutral:

[Mr. M]

Not if the conversation starts after the early bird gets bored being all by himself and goes to bed. :neutral:

lol...


"Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure."



I outgrew that stage.

[Wookinstien]

Alright M. I worked for a while on this. Any thoughts?

Hotel Congress (to the tune of Hotel California)

On a dark urban highway
Smoggy wind in my hair
Warm stench of garbage
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a glaring light
My head grew achy and my sight grew spotty
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the hallway
I heard the Congress's Bell
and I was think to myself
this place really smells like hell
Then she picked up her gavel and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say..

Welcome to the Hotel Congressional
Such an Letigious place
Such an ugly face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Congressional
Anytime of year, Corruption's here.

Her mind is Liberally-twisted, she got the Speaker's seat
She got a lot of pretty liberal boys, that we call freaks.
How they pranced in House, sweet Senate dance.
They spent our money drowning us in debt.

So I called up the President
please do something this time.
He said, I haven't done anything since oh-one of oh-nine.
And still those voices are calling from the Hannity line.
Makes me type in the middle of the night
You heard them last time..

Welcome to the Hotel Congressional
Such an Letigious place
Such an ugly face
Living it up at the Hotel Congressional
Its on our dime, just listen to their lines.

Barney Frank on the ceiling
Liquid Ambien on ice
And she said "We're just elected officials, and we love vice."
And in Obama's Chambers
They gathered for the meet.
They came up with new lies
They knew that the press would eat.

Last thing I remember I was
Running for the door
I has to find the way back
To the country I knew before.
Relax, said the Rangel
You will be programmed to preceive
You can checkout anytime you like
But you can never leave..

*first draft ;)

and abundant apologies to the band Eagles and the wonderful song Hotel California..

[Wookinstien]

Here is the other request.

Desperate Liberals (ala Desperado with the ususal plethera of apologies)

Desperate Liberals, why don't come to your senses
out riding the fences without making a choice.
You know you want to make the right choice for your country
but then your other liberals buddies
will make fun of you..


Beware the Queen of the House, boy
She'll cheat you if she's able
You know the Republican is always your best bet.

Now it seems to me some fine things
have been made from your country
But you only want the ones that put you in debt.

Desperate Liberals, oh you ain't getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger you want the world to share.
And freedom, oh freedom, well that just a fancy notion
Your prison is making our choices upon your golden throne.

Will you pass your healthcare by winter time
The windpower flow and the prisus's shine.
Its hard to tell the Afghan's from the Gays...
You're losing all your support and votes.
Ain't it funny how the country turns away?

Desprate Liberals, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your high horse, open the dialogue
It may be hatin, but there's a reckoning coming
You better let somebody vote for you,
before its too late.

;)

[Samm]

lol...


"Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure."



I outgrew that stage.

Once again you have lost me. :D


But I am used to it. ;)

[Samm]

Wooky... your talents are wasted here. :D


You should sell the "Hotel Congress" lyrics to Weird Al Yankovich. ;)

[Wookinstien]

Wooky... your talents are wasted here. :D


You should sell the "Hotel Congress" lyrics to Weird Al Yankovich. ;)

:))


Thanks. Its just a rough draft. I was challenged last night.

[Physics Hunter]

Wook, you are The Funniest poster on the Forum, but there is no writing so good that you can't edit it just a little more. (That is one of the things I get paid to do...)

Hotel U.S. Congress (to the tune of Hotel California)

On a dark urban highway
Smoggy wind in my hair
Warm stench of the refuse
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a flashing red light
My head grew achy and my sight grew strained
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the hallway
I heard the tolling bell
and I was thinking to myself
this place really smells like hell
Then she picked up her gavel, they wisked the bill away
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say..
Welcome to the Hotel U.S. Congress
Such an Letigious place
Such an ugly face
Plenty of room at the Hotel U.S. Congress
Anytime of year, there's Corruption here.

Her mind is Liberally-twisted, she got the Speaker's seat
She got a lot of pretty liberal boys, that we call freaks.
How they rushed the court appointment, sweet Senate dance.
They passed record deficits, drowning us in their debt.
So I called up the President
please do something this time.
He said, I haven't done anything, but I won the Nobel Peace Prize.
And still those voices are calling from the Hannity line.
Makes me type in the middle of the night
You heard them last time..
Welcome to the Hotel U.S. Congress
Such a partisan place
Such a frantic pace
Living it up in the Hotel U.S Congress
Gonna spread the wealth, and destroy our health.

Barney Frank on the ceiling
Liquid Ambien on ice
And she said "We're just elected officials here, and we love our vice."
And in Obama's Chambers
They gathered for Waygu Beef
They came up with more impressive lies
They knew that the press would eat.
Last thing I remember I was
Running for the door
I had to find the message to get back
To the country I knew before.
Relax, said Charley Rangel
You will be programmed to preceive
You can checkout anytime you like
But we will never leave...

[Physics Hunter]

BTW, please don't kill me, that was fun.

[Wookinstien]

BTW, please don't kill me, that was fun.

Bravo! :)


No problem. Last night I got tickled and quickly wrote them between keeping the TV station on air. I like the edits. I usually write something down quickly then go back to polish the prose.

That was actually my first time to rewrite song lyrics.

[Old Goat]

Here is the other request.

Desperate Liberals (ala Desperado with the ususal plethera of apologies)

Desperate Liberals, why don't come to your senses
out riding the fences without making a choice.
You know you want to make the right choice for your country
but then your other liberals buddies
will make fun of you..


Beware the Queen of the House, boy
She'll cheat you if she's able
You know the Republican is always your best bet.

Now it seems to me some fine things
have been made from your country
But you only want the ones that put you in debt.

Desperate Liberals, oh you ain't getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger you want the world to share.
And freedom, oh freedom, well that just a fancy notion
Your prison is making our choices upon your golden throne.

Will you pass your healthcare by winter time
The windpower flow and the prisus's shine.
Its hard to tell the Afghan's from the Gays...
You're losing all your support and votes.
Ain't it funny how the country turns away?

Desprate Liberals, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your high horse, open the dialogue
It may be hatin, but there's a reckoning coming
You better let somebody vote for you,
before its too late.

;)

Outstanding....but I think "Desperate RINO" might work better.

[Physics Hunter]

Bravo! :)


No problem. Last night I got tickled and quickly wrote them between keeping the TV station on air. I like the edits. I usually write something down quickly then go back to polish the prose.

That was actually my first time to rewrite song lyrics.


In my late 20's a friend and I did a parody tape for friends. Great fun and I parody songs on the fly for my kids all the time.

I had to mute the TV and play Mark Levin on podcast for inspiration...

;)

[Physics Hunter]

Outstanding....but I think "Desperate RINO" might work better.

Killer!

[Wookinstien]

Outstanding....but I think "Desperate RINO" might work better.

Maybe an homage to a Jackson song with a RINO flavor... hmmmmmm...


Maybe "Thriller"?

[Physics Hunter]

Wook, you are The Funniest poster on the Forum, but there is no writing so good that you can't edit it just a little more. (That is one of the things I get paid to do...)

Hotel U.S. Congress (to the tune of Hotel California)

...
There she stood in the hallway
I heard the tolling bell
and I was thinking to myself
this place really smells like hell
...
You can checkout anytime you like
But we will never leave...


By the way folks, do not ask for whom the bell tolls...

The bell tolls for thee!

[Physics Hunter]

Maybe an homage to a Jackson song with a RINO flavor... hmmmmmm...


Maybe "Thriller"?

Hmmmm,

Death panel theme, or Alinski?

So much fun, so little time.

[Wookinstien]

Hmmmm,

Death panel theme, or Alinski?

So much fun, so little time.

This could get quite addictive... :))

[Physics Hunter]

This could get quite addictive... :))


Killer thread Idea? (I am the WORST poster in the world to think up the "killer thread idea!")

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[Wookinstien]

Killer thread Idea? (I am the WORST poster in the world to think up the "killer thread idea!")

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Start it in TP. It would be fun.

[Physics Hunter]

Crap, wait a minute....

If these people see my humorous side they will fail to continue to fear me.

To those of you who see this lapse as weakness, know that I will come back with bigger boards with bigger nails, and then you will know fear!

:)

[Physics Hunter]

Start it in TP. It would be fun.


My one and only TP (assigned) thread stands as Nostrodamus in rock. Each man must find a place that he will not surrender.

[Wookinstien]

Crap, wait a minute....

If these people see my humorous side they will fail to continue to fear me.

To those of you who see this lapse as weakness, know that I will come back with bigger boards with bigger nails, and then you will know fear!

:)

Shouldn't that be bigger chalk boards with bigger nails? :)

[Physics Hunter]

Shouldn't that be bigger chalk boards with bigger nails? :)


Simpsons Quote....

[Wookinstien]

Now all we need is to get M on board and we will have a supreme writing team!

[Physics Hunter]

Now all we need is to get M on board and we will have a supreme writing team!

There is a reason the stressed/drunk/sexy/ardentReligious young people write compelling songs.

I inserted the Tolling bell just for M,

When you get old you get boring from a popular point of view.

:))

[Physics Hunter]

Wook,

In you honor I am making Hotel California song of the nite in "TP:Cult of Personality"

[Wookinstien]

Wook,

In you honor I am making Hotel California song of the nite in "TP:Cult of Personality"

Why thank you :)

[Physics Hunter]

Why thank you :)


No doubt M will linguistically simultanneously praise and point out the excess of our fun here.

[Wookinstien]

No doubt M will linguistically simultanneously praise and point out the excess of our fun here.

Yea, but that's the fun!

[ERJohnson]

It has been a good day.

Signed my DD 214.

Had a good lunch.

Played 18.

Got to witness a hole in one.

Now, fried chicken!

[tinydancer]

It has been a good day.

Signed my DD 214.

Had a good lunch.

Played 18.

Got to witness a hole in one.

Now, fried chicken!

What type of fried chicken, because today I have finally made white gravy.

This means we are in end times baby if I'm kicking this stuff back.

[homiebrah]

I'd sell Phoenix to Mexico for one hour of snow.

[Mr. M]

Yikes!

Looks like I missed a flurry of activity.


Wook, PH, Old Goat...

Nice job on the lyrics. I'd write up a centrifugal and centripetal critical analysis, but why get persnickety with perfection?


PH...

Since no man is an island, I always appreciate a Donne reference...



Samm...


"Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure" is the opening line from Proust's In Search of Lost Time and translates something like "For a long time I went to bed early."


Ej:

Congrats on the DD214...

[tinydancer]

I'd sell Phoenix to Mexico for one hour of snow.

Almost 12 inches over the weekend. Oh gosh that doesn't sound right.

SNOW. SNOW people,

[ERJohnson]

What type of fried chicken, because today I have finally made white gravy.

This means we are in end times baby if I'm kicking this stuff back.

Well, it was to be the Colonel. They only had 6 pieces left. Yes, I am being lazy.

Still a good day though...

[Mr. M]

Almost 12 inches over the weekend. Oh gosh that doesn't sound right.

SNOW. SNOW people,

lol...


Glad you cleared that up TD!

[ERJohnson]

Ej:

Congrats on the DD214...

Thanks!

Congrats on your achievement!

[Physics Hunter]

It has been a good day.

Signed my DD 214.

Had a good lunch.

Played 18.

Got to witness a hole in one.

Now, fried chicken!

Congrats and thank you.

[Mr. M]

Well, it was to be the Colonel. They only had 6 pieces left. Yes, I am being lazy.

Still a good day though...

Not satisfied with the chicken at lunch?

[Mr. M]

Thanks!

Congrats on your achievement!

lol..


Better lucky than good...

[tinydancer]

Well, it was to be the Colonel. They only had 6 pieces left. Yes, I am being lazy.

Still a good day though...

You know you live north of Fargo when your goal is to replicate a Colonel Saunders recipe.


Hey,hey I'm good to go though. I nailed the coleslaw.:dance:

[Physics Hunter]

Yikes!

Looks like I missed a flurry of activity.


Wook, PH, Old Goat...

Nice job on the lyrics. I'd write up a centrifugal and centripetal critical analysis, but why get persnickety with perfection?


PH...

Since no man is an island, I always appreciate a Donne reference...



Samm...


"Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure" is the opening line from Proust's In Search of Lost Time and translates something like "For a long time I went to bed early."


Ej:

Congrats on the DD214...


Wook started it and egged me on!

[Mr. M]

Wook started it and egged me on!

He's the worst sort of influence.


Lucky for us...

[tinydancer]

Wook started it and egged me on!


hehehe you both did a great job.

Truly kudos. Great parodies.

[Physics Hunter]

What type of fried chicken, because today I have finally made white gravy.

This means we are in end times baby if I'm kicking this stuff back.

I learned to fry chicken and make white gravy before High School. (My Mom was sick and my Dad stank as a cook....) It is best appreciated over ripped-up white wonderbread! ;)

Good Eats.

[Mr. M]

I'd sell Phoenix to Mexico for one hour of snow.

You can take the boy out of Alaska...

[homiebrah]

Almost 12 inches over the weekend. Oh gosh that doesn't sound right.

SNOW. SNOW people,

First worse day was October 2005, when I had to drive out of Alaska to Colorado. Second worse day was leaving Colorado in February 2009.

Phoenix sucks.

[Physics Hunter]

He's the worst sort of influence.


Lucky for us...

He is funny even when he is trying to be serious.

[Wookinstien]

He's the worst sort of influence.


Lucky for us...

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Wookinstien/WOOKIEWOOKIE.png

[Mr. M]

hehehe you both did a great job.

Truly kudos. Great parodies.

Mad skillz...

[tinydancer]

I've got the serious hunting zone happening now. Is anyone else doing bow or percussion?

[Physics Hunter]

hehehe you both did a great job.

Truly kudos. Great parodies.

Thanks, my kids love it when I mangle kid songs in real time.

[Mr. M]

He is funny even when he is trying to be serious.

lol...

Most people are so busy laughing they don't know he's skewered them and put them over the coals to roast...

[Mr. M]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Wookinstien/WOOKIEWOOKIE.png

lol...

All that and lyrics too...

[Physics Hunter]

I've got the serious hunting zone happening now. Is anyone else doing bow or percussion?


I am an avid Archer! I have been out 6 days and not even had a shot. I think the Deer are still up high on the mast crop.

I have a fever until I put the first venison in the freezer.

[Mr. M]

First worse day was October 2005, when I had to drive out of Alaska to Colorado. Second worse day was leaving Colorado in February 2009.

Phoenix sucks.

If this keeps up in five years you'll be living under an assumed name in Tierra del Fuego...

[Physics Hunter]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Wookinstien/WOOKIEWOOKIE.png

No fair lurking till we say something nice about you. ;)

[Mr. M]

I've got the serious hunting zone happening now. Is anyone else doing bow or percussion?

Side by side scatter gun and an old lab anxious to fetch a few ducks...

[homiebrah]

If this keeps up in five years you'll be living under an assumed name in Tierra del Fuego...

Hell, I don't even have the option to press 1 for English.

[Mr. M]

No fair lurking till we say something nice about you. ;)

"He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls."