Three Words Only

[Jabber]

my tanks empty

[VA-165 Boomer]

Watch the ants

On the beach?

[Jabber]

OK then crabs

[VA-165 Boomer]

and submarine races...

Prepare to dive

[George S]

OK then crabs

Ewwwwwww, crab lice!

[George S]

Prepare to dive

Raise your periscope!

[Frazzled]

tide comin' in

[Jabber]

Sand Bar ahead

[Dreamy]

Ride the wave

[Jabber]

I'm hanging ten

[VA-165 Boomer]

I'm hanging ten

Not going there:hand:

[Jabber]

http://bestsmileys.com/surprised/1.gif

Cowabunga, Dude....wipeout

[Frazzled]

Gnarly Wipe Out!

[Jabber]

Got wayfarers on....

[Frazzled]

hair slicked back

[George S]

in a Pompadour?

[Frazzled]

Boys of Summer

[Dreamy]

brown skin shining

[free2B]

only on you

[free2B]

lonely for me

[Frazzled]

Hit me, baby

[CID_0687]

house always wins

[Frazzled]

Don't I know :cool:

[CID_0687]

Not 21 player

[CID_0687]

Poker's my skillz

[Frazzled]

Not a player

[CID_0687]

You the dealer?

[Frazzled]

Nothing so glamorous

[CID_0687]

must be bartender

[Frazzled]

Just an analyst

[CID_0687]

Analyzing sounds, interesting....

[Frazzled]

Lots to analyze

[CID_0687]

Like Billy Crystal?

[NascarGirl2448]

Hit me, baby

One more time

[czzzaar]

One Two Three

[NascarGirl2448]

Four Five Six

[Frazzled]

Pick Up Stix

[CID_0687]

tin roof rusted??

[Frazzled]

shot to hell

[CID_0687]

must be hot

[George S]

don't be silly

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Going to work.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Eating breakfast now.

[Frazzled]

House cleaning day

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Home for lunch.

[Frazzled]

That was quick!

[Frazzled]

Three posts only!

[George S]

Morner = nooner, sooner

[Frazzled]

:eek: I am shocked!

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Home from work.

[lazyman]

Work from home

[Frazzled]

play from home

[George S]

Antidisestablishmentarianism, Floccinaucinihilipilification, Honorificabilitudinitatibus

[Frazzled]

Easy for you

[birdonawire]

But not for me.

[George S]

But not for me.You count funny.

[birdonawire]

You count funny.

Yeah I know.

[Frazzled]

Speak our language?

[George S]

Call the mods!

[George S]

Rules were broken!

[Frazzled]

Extract a penalty :cool:

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

The volcano vaporizer.

[Dreamy]

Great sig photo!

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Opening night Tokyo :cool:

[Dreamy]

Love it darling!!

[markd]

talk to me!

[imdwlaw]

only three words?

[FranklySpeaking]

Hum a tune

[CID_0687]

keep on smilin

[czzzaar]

Like a rock.

[FranklySpeaking]

in your heart

[czzzaar]

in your head

[FranklySpeaking]

don't stop believin'

[Frazzled]

don't stop believin'

Sung by Journey ;)

[Dreamy]

Clinton theme song

[Frazzled]

political theme songs :hand:

[Dreamy]

I must agree:hand:

[Frazzled]

Ruins good songs

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Back to Fenway

[FranklySpeaking]

seventh inning stretch

[Jabber]

Peanuts, popcorn, etc....

[George S]

CrackerJack and ballgames.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Yeah I know.

Love your avatar!

[VA-165 Boomer]

Love your avatar!

Great for sweaters.

[Dreamy]

Boomer needs avatar.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Boomer needs avatar.

Your wish is.....:cool::flag:

[Dreamy]

Your wish is.....:cool::flag:

Most excellent choice

[Proserpina]

Need time off.

[George S]

Your wish is.....:cool::flag:only three words!

[Dreamy]

All I need

[George S]

Easy to please?

[Dreamy]

Pleasing is easy

[myboyzdad]

So you say :rolleyes: :))

[Dreamy]

So I know.

[VA-165 Boomer]

How YOU doin'?


I thought I would restart a classic thread that has been lost.
Years ago someone started this and it was one of the progenitors of the TP forum.
It's an exercise in attempting to express a complete thought in only three words.

THE Rules are:

- Three words only in your posts.

- Contractions count as one word.

- Quotes are free, you quote someone and it does not count toward your 3 words...

- Post titles and sigs are free space, no restrictions (other than normal board TOS)

- Enjoy!

Three it was

[Dreamy]

Is three enough?

[free2B]

one too many

[Dreamy]

Not always true

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is three enough?

What say you?

[free2B]

Not always true

me and you

[Dreamy]

What say you?

I say little.

[Dreamy]

me and you

That is two

[VA-165 Boomer]

I say little.

Thats great news

[free2B]

want some tea

[Dreamy]

Tea for two

[free2B]

I'll have coffee

[Dreamy]

Water and lemon

[tha malcontent™]

Where We Start...

:)

peace...

[Dreamy]

Time to finish

[Jabber]

Leaving so soon?

[Dreamy]

Looking for you

[Jabber]

I'm right here

[Dreamy]

Not true Jabber.

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Lasik surgery tommorow :eek:

[Dreamy]

Are you excited?

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

I'm wicked excited

[Dreamy]

See right away?

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

I hope so.

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Work on Wednesday.

[Dreamy]

Sounds really great

[Arya]

New job coming..

[Frazzled]

are you excited?

[CID_0687]

let's hope so

[Frazzled]

New Job Jitters

[CID_0687]

30 to go!!!

[FranklySpeaking]

how many more

[czzzaar]

whatever is needed.

[FranklySpeaking]

build a bridge

[czzzaar]

ford the river

[George S]

The Jordan River?

[czzzaar]

The River Stix?

[Jabber]

Isn't it Styx? ;)

[George S]

Styx it is!

[George S]

Charon operates ferry?

[Remus Lupin]

I Love Lamp!!!!!!!

[George S]

I Love Lamp!!!!!!!
Lamp? What Lamp?

[Jabber]

A Lava Lamp?

[George S]

From the 60's.

[czzzaar]

Yes, I am.

[CID_0687]

I am not.

[Frazzled]

On the List?

[czzzaar]

barred from entry

[Dreamy]

Got the key

[FranklySpeaking]

to his heart ?

[Dreamy]

Heart is locked?

[Frazzled]

Try the combination

[FranklySpeaking]

right, left, right

[Dreamy]

Hug,Kiss,Love

[Frazzled]

get the dynamite

[FranklySpeaking]

KaBoom, Pow, Bang

[Frazzled]

Get him, Batman!

[FranklySpeaking]

Holy Batmobile, Robin

[Samm]

Christoper Robin, Pooh

[Jabber]

Samm I am

[Dreamy]

Made in China

[Frazzled]

Just say Recall

[Frazzled]

who is next?

[George S]

Could be me?

[Gh0sTeR]

Me, Myself, I

[Frazzled]

Come on in!

[czzzaar]

Be our guest.

[George S]

The water's fine!

[czzzaar]

swim suits optional

[George S]

Skinny Dipping! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Frazzled]

but I sunburn http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/Sunburn_by_brokenboulevard_by_The_E.gif

[czzzaar]

after the sunset. ;)

[Frazzled]

Solution to everything

[czzzaar]

well, almost always.

[Arya]

Really, just almost?

[George S]

Seven Percent Solution

[Samm]

Samm I am

no, I am

[CID_0687]

no you're not

[BasicGreatGuy]

Dance in life.

[karenhoney]

Think I'm lost....

[karenhoney]

Where's the pool????

[CID_0687]

pool's in garden

[Claymore]

Exotic Squirrel Massage

http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/image001.gif

[CID_0687]

Exotic Squirrel Massage

http://www.electricsquirrel.com/images/image001.gif
now that's funny

[FranklySpeaking]

Visualize Whirled Peas

[CID_0687]

Gives Me Headache

[free2B]

take a aspirin

[CID_0687]

aspirin's for wimps

[free2B]

take a valium

[BasicGreatGuy]

Visualize Whirled Peas

That is funny!

Translation not lost :D

[CID_0687]

take a valium
there's a plan

[czzzaar]

and a map

[Jabber]

Who's gonna drive?

[George S]

Not I! (can't count)

[Jabber]

Use a wedge

[Claymore]

Visualize Whirled Peas

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/jadodge/whirledpeas.jpg

[Frazzled]

Use a wedge

or a crowbar

[Jabber]

Fore.....head's up

[Jabber]

Crowbars cause slices

[Frazzled]

we talkin' golf?

[Jabber]

or ultimate fighting.....

[George S]

breaking and entering

[Jabber]

Five to ten

[Frazzled]

with time off...

[NascarGirl2448]

I can rest

[Claymore]

No, you can't!

[Frazzled]

get the whip

[free2B]

whip it good

[Frazzled]

Crack that whip http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/whip.gif

[NascarGirl2448]

Why should I?

[Frazzled]

Bangs head slowly

[NascarGirl2448]

laughs at silliness

[Lady Liberty]

Eat dessert first!

[NascarGirl2448]

Okay I will!

[Frazzled]

Pass the chocolate

[NascarGirl2448]

Here's the strawberries

[NascarGirl2448]

for dipping into

[NascarGirl2448]

the chocolate. YUMMY!

[free2B]

give me some

[Frazzled]

a hawaiian punch? :))

[free2B]

a hawaiian punch? :))

no a strawberry

[NascarGirl2448]

Yum strawberries!! MMMMmmmmmm

[free2B]

I want one

[Frazzled]

You want what?

[free2B]

You want what?

just a strawberry

[FranklySpeaking]

just a strawberry
banana cream shake

[Jabber]

And two straws?

[NascarGirl2448]

MMMMMMM that's yummy

[Redheadeddmbfan]

#20, #12 #17

[NascarGirl2448]

#48 #24 #9

[Redheadeddmbfan]

#48 #24 #9

Johnson, Gordon, Kahne

[Jabber]

Saturday Night Racin':D

[Frazzled]

chasin' their tails

[Redheadeddmbfan]

Phoenix at night!

[George S]

red light district?

[Frazzled]

Only one district?

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Busy at work.

[George S]

Busy at work.

Four letter Word!:exclaim::exclaim:

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Four letter Word!:exclaim::exclaim:

I am confused.

[BasicGreatGuy]

Hypocrisy is bad.

[Frazzled]

Especially in others!

[BasicGreatGuy]

You are correct.

[George S]

I am confused.

Retired! :D :eek: :D Don't W*rk.

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Retired! :D :eek: :D Don't W*rk.

No longer confused.

[Frazzled]

Its the marijuana

...oops, my bad!

[NascarGirl2448]

You mean MARIJUANA

[NascarGirl2448]

Gotta have the

[NascarGirl2448]

J in there

[NascarGirl2448]

Not a G

[Frazzled]

...oops. my bad

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Just say no.

[George S]

Just say "yes!"

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Ron and Nancy

:eek:http://youtube.com/watch?v=47tMy5VIXPM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=47tMy5VIXPM):eek:

[Frazzled]

run, spot, run

[BasicGreatGuy]

See Jane laugh.

[Frazzled]

Laugh Jane Laugh