Write A Limerick

[bayoubill]

Some posters who lurk in this forum
Lack a sense of proper decorum
If I had the clout
I'd toss 'em all out
But I don't so I simply ignore 'em

[Wireline]

There once was a lady named Fran
Who touted she had a really nice can
But one asked for pics
Demanded 8 x 10 slicks
Resulted in another Darthbush ban....

[Residential Bob]

I used to play tennis in Boston

Where I drove top-down in my Austen
But her I couldn’t impress

So now don heels and a dress
For my balls bounced out and I lost ‘em.

[JimGP20]

There once was a mod named Tink
Whose patience was pushed to the brink
Of improper reports
She was heard to retort
"I can't rule if I don't have a link"!

[soupdragon]

I daren't :))

[Dancer]

I enjoy my time at Hannity.com:
a relaxing break from being a mom
until all my time
is spent wasted online
discussing a hypothetical bomb.

[BmanVet]

there once was a man from nantuckett....






oh wait, i didnt right that, and i may get into trouble

[soupdragon]

Ok I'm keeping it tame :mrgreen:

There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill

[bayoubill]

there once was a man from nantuckett....






oh wait, i didnt right that,


That's okay, we don't mind if you do a Biden...


and i may get into trouble


I would think the filter would cover ya. :cool:

[Clamp]

Here here, now in the present...
When I joined I thought it'd be pleasant
I speak my mind
To find my kind
But am constantly deemed a peasant.

[BmanVet]

I have a snake named murphy
last week it ate a mouse named mickey
i put the mouse in a sack
hit it against the wall with a whack
and then murphy had a bulge in his back


not the greatest, but it'll do

[bayoubill]

The thought of a Rudy McThomney
Brings a foreboding ennui upon me
That's the best we can do?!
Geez, I think Cons got screwed
And how we'll beat Hill is beyond me

[Residential Bob]

When I am in the mood for hannity,

For questioning another's sanity,
I soon wind up supine,

As they would question mine.
That's just so wrong; the inhumanity!

[bayoubill]

(erased)

[dittoheadAZ]

There once was a mod named Tink
Whose patience was pushed to the brink
Of improper reports
She was heard to retort
"I can't rule if I don't have a link"!

:)) :)) :)) :clap: :clap: :clap:

[JimGP20]

:)) :)) :)) :clap: :clap: :clap:


Thanks. I think she should put that in her sigline. :lol:

[csparks]

There once was a man named Rick...


Nevermind

[Wireline]

Its too easy...

plus it will NEVER make it past the nanny filter

[bayoubill]

There once was a man named Rick...


Nevermind


No problem...


















I'm working on it. :mrgreen:

[bayoubill]

Got it:


The forums' own Alpha Dog Rick
Snares lib'rals with wily thread tricks
They give him some sass
He hands 'em their ass
And they leave muttering "****ing damn *****!"

[bayoubill]

Rewrote this one, think it reads better now:


DarthBush had said he'd be good
So Tink let him back in da 'hood
To Goodlife's chagrin
He's at it again
Getting away with whatever he could

[Talk2Bill]

there was a site called Hannity
that was mostly free of insanity
until the Paul bots attacked
so lee and goodlife react
with bans that will last

[curtis123]

There once was a gal named Melinda,
Who had a friendly agenda.
In Trivial Pursuits,
She'd show off her boots
and bring down the whole hacienda.

[curtis123]

There once was a man named Mal,
who had a strange rationale.
No matter the reason,
it borders on treason.
But he's always good for Morale.

[curtis123]

There once was a man named Rick,
Who had his own little shtick.
He owned Rickelodeon
and was the sole custodian.
and always replies very quick.

[curtis123]

There once was a gal named Jess
Who really could fill out her dress.
A lass of seduction
now's she's in reproduction.
Cause and effect, I guess.

[bayoubill]

Whoa!

Curtis on a tear!

[curtis123]

Whoa!

Curtis on a tear!

I love limericks.


There once was a Mod named Tink
Who wasn't as meek at you'd think.
She'd scan the forum
for a breech of decorum
and boot 'em out quick as a wink.
:D

[Talk2Bill]

once there was this guy
he could not rhyme
so when he tried to write a limerick
it was not very good

[curtis123]

There once was a poster named Bill,
Who's limericks were lacking in skill.
Don't worry poor William
you'll rhyme like a million
If you have enough time to kill.

[Talk2Bill]

there once was a poster names Curt
whose limerick insults really hurt
they made bill cry
he wanted to die
then he ruined the rest of the limerick

[bayoubill]

You’d think I’ve got nothing to do
since I’m in here talking to you
but I’m seriously shirking
and need to get working
or else I’m gonna be screwed

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I got nothing clean enough to post here

Ask for haiku and I can hook you up.

[birdonawire]

Ok I'm keeping it tame :mrgreen:

There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill


http://smileydatabase.com/s/532.gif

[psyko kat]

There once was a cat named ''MEOW'',
who at night would go on the prowl,
when on the tail, he got a bite,and knew something was not right,
so now he sits on a pillow and howls.

[nortman]

Write a limerick? What are you trying to do, see if you can get us all to jump of the "ban" cliff like little lemmings?


There once was a man named Obama
Who.....................................

See, you can't write a clean limerick that is any good!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Write a limerick? What are you trying to do, see if you can get us all to jump of the "ban" cliff like little lemmings?


There once was a man named Obama
Who.....................................

See, you can't write a clean limerick that is any good!

I had TWELVE in my head and each time I decided I'd be banned within an hour.

[bayoubill]

Write a limerick? What are you trying to do, see if you can get us all to jump of the "ban" cliff like little lemmings?


There once was a man named Obama
Who.....................................

See, you can't write a clean limerick that is any good!


np... the word filter works for limericks, too.


From an earlier post:


The forums' own Alpha Dog Rick
Snares lib'rals with wily thread tricks
They give him some sass
He hands 'em their ass
And they leave muttering "****ing damn *****!"


See? :D

[CID_0687]

Once was a poster named CID
He was a dastardly deviant kid
When he would post
Came a scream like a ghost
Did you see what the **** he just did?

[optrader]

I came up with this after George Clooney was on O'reilly.


The interview by O'reilly of Clooney
Proved Georges' brain to be rather puny
though he was admittedly deft
at exemplifying the left
all he showed was their ideas are loony

[optrader]

...And this when O'Reilly first went on Letterman


the interview of O'reilly by Dave
proved Letterman to be quite a knave
his complete absence of facts
showed it's insight he lacks
thus from Bill he received more than gave

[bayoubill]

You’d think I’ve got nothing to do
since I’m in here talking to you
but I’m seriously shirking
and need to get working
or else I’m gonna be screwed


Slight rewrite:


You’d think I’ve got nothing to do
since I’m sitting here talking to you
but I’m seriously slacking
and need to get cracking
or else I’ll soon find myself screwed

[bayoubill]

There once was this guy named Obama
When speaking, he’d use lots of commas
He’d make us orgasm
approaching the chasm
Too late to call out for our mamas

[Claymore]

There was a young lass named May,
Whose heels were rounded, some say
She was heard to retort,
After hours of 'sport'.
"It's one way to enjoy the day."

[Claymore]

bump

[JimGP20]

There once was a mod named Goose
Who dealt with posters being obtuse
When faced with a squeeler
He became Captain Steeler
And kicked 'em right in the caboose.

[soupdragon]

There once was a technician named Lil.
That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil

[CID_0687]

There once was a fellow named Hughes
Whose urine ran down in his shoes
When we questioned him why
He said with a sigh
"You're not cool if you don't act like Chris Matthews."

[soupdragon]

in the garden of eden lay Adam
gently stroking his madam,
and great was his mirth
for on all of this earth
there were only two balls and he had 'em