The Blow Off Some Steam and Offend the Next Poster Thread.

[gwhughes]

A lot of tension has made its way to the forum lately and this is just a little way to anonymously call a poster a name. For instance:

Your an asshat.

[gwhughes]

Why did you call me that?

Your a loser. (this is directed at the next person who posts)

[melinda]

you take this place way too seriously....

[gwhughes]

^:)

v You have cooties.

[melinda]

you gave me the cooties.....

[signcut]

Gimme, gimme...


You lose IQ points every time you use the john.

[melinda]

^niiice. ;)


damn drama queen....

[ThrowCop]

Whatever! :rolleyes:


"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"

[DarthBush]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41M4AY6MBFL._AA240_.jpg u post in this thread

[super cool ski instructor]

I am dumber now for reading your post!

[DarthBush]

I am dumber now for reading your post!


That's impossible..

It's like being in a pool for 3 hrs, 15 minutes later you say "I'm wettier now then i was 15 minutes ago"

You can't be wettier. You can't be dumber..

[super cool ski instructor]

That's impossible..

It's like being in a pool for 3 hrs, 15 minutes later you say "I'm wettier now then i was 15 minutes ago"

You are a dummy! (I sure told you!)

[DarthBush]

*spits Croup (the disease not the hannity poster) germs all over u*

[super cool ski instructor]

Runs over your feet with my big bad Trailblazer!

[DarthBush]

OMG!!!!!!!!! THIS IS 13,001

RUN

http://www.kahsoon.com/images/EricGetsOwned.gif

[curtis123]

Ow!!


Slut!

[Hadassah]

yup.

is that the best you can do?

[DarthBush]

''

[DarthBush]

look again

[Hadassah]

Now that's actually pretty damn funny.

[cbut1]

OMG!!!!!!!!! THIS IS 13,001

RUN

http://www.kahsoon.com/images/EricGetsOwned.gif



This is pathetic and sad. :frown:

[tha malcontent™]

^C but...

:)

peace...

[DarthBush]

Now that's actually pretty damn funny.

well to someone like you.. Anything is funny...

[gwhughes]

Your doing it wrong......offend the next poster only---only pointing out the rules of the thread not offending.


v--You lazy monkey turd.--v

[Ardathair]

Hey, dumb ****. Stop wasting time on this forum and get back to work.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

:razz:I don't work

Did you get your SN from a Wal-Mart greater?

[gwhughes]

Yes I did, he told me to have a nice day and thanks for shopping.


Your a loser.

[JediMindTrick]

1,701 posts so trivial that this is the first time I recall seeing you.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Looks like your avatar is flipping a bugger

[imdwlaw]

I know you are but what am I?

[Jebster]

You're ugly and your breath smells like a baby's dirty diaper...

[gwhughes]

Your mama's butts so big when she sits down she gets taller!

[Mortis]

You made me the way I am!

[curtis123]

You son of a Hillary.

[imdwlaw]

I don't even have to try to offend you. You do such a great job of offending yourself!

[Kelzan]

You're Dennis Kucinich. :mad::mad::mad:

[Army Wife]

Did your really think a weed whacker would do a good job on that hair cut?!

[imdwlaw]

But then again, you like cold toilet seats!!

[Kelzan]

They told me it was a new style.

You smell like cabbage.

[Arya]

You got a booger hanging out yer nose....

[imdwlaw]

You got a booger hanging out yer nose....

You got a few stuck between your teeth!

[Kelzan]

You have bad fashion sense!

[Arya]

You got a few stuck between your teeth!

Oh SNAP! that was good! :))

[Arya]

You have bad fashion sense!

At least my momma don't dress me! :shifty:

(runs)

[Kelzan]

At least my momma don't dress me! :shifty:

(runs)

That was uncalled for.... Rosie O'Donnell

[Kelzan]

I ain't that sexy, you queef.

That's not very nice, stinky pants.

[Dreamy]

Stop smelling Rosie's pants you freak.

[Panhead0422]

Were you born stupid or have you been practicing?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Your momma, your grandmomma, and yer great-grandmomma.....

[Panhead0422]

Your village is missing it's IDIOT!!!!!

[JimGP20]

If anyone ever told you to be yourself... they couldn't have given you worse advice.

[Last Person]

I really like you. You're exactly like me in so many ways! :hug:

[gwhughes]

Your mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.

[gwhughes]

Your mama's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry.

[gwhughes]

Your mama's so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[gwhughes]

Your mama's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her.

[Last Person]

Your mama makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets excited.

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

[gwhughes]

Yo mama so fat when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she walks in front of the TV, I miss 3 commercials.

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so fat, that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham.

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

[JimGP20]

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

[gwhughes]

Get the hell out of my way!!! Either do at least the speed limit or get in the right lane!!!

[Dreamy]

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step out of the car.

[gwhughes]

It took your mama 10 tries to get her driver's licence, she couldn't get used to the front seat.

[gwhughes]

I saw your mama a week ago, she was kicking a can down the road. When I asked her what she was doing she said, "Moving!"

[Gunslinger]

You're a liberal.

:(

[Kelzan]

You're a liberal.

:(

That was uncalled for big nose.

[Arya]

I heard a vicious rumor that you're a closeted wing nut.... :shhh:

[JimGP20]

All this criticism.... and to think that I defended ya'll today. Some folks was sayin' that you would eat **** on bread, so I told 'em.... Hey, they don't even like bread !

[gwhughes]

I heard you ate rocks.

[JimGP20]

I heard you rock eights.

[morticia_28_358]

id like to buy you for what you're worth......sell you for what YOU think you're worth

AND MAKE A KILLER PROFIT!

[gwhughes]

People say you're the perfect idiot. I don't think that, nobody's perfect.

[darrkwolff]

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

[Kelzan]

I heard you ate rocks.

Mmm, rocks.

[darrkwolff]

He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

[morticia_28_358]

you dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass....

[Kelzan]

You're Ron Paul!!

[Wireline]

You are uglier than home made soap

[morticia_28_358]

it looks like someone set your face on fire and beat it out with a golf shoe

[JimGP20]

I would wish for the fountain of your mind to be clear again, that I might water an ass at it. - Shakespeare

[gwhughes]

You know when you were a kid and your mother told you you were special. Well you're not. That was just her way of making you feel better about being so stupid.

[morticia_28_358]

if ugly was bricks, you'd be a housing project

[JimGP20]

You secretly worship Hillary's Depends.

[morticia_28_358]

u so old, you owe Jesus food stamps

[gwhughes]

You worship what's inside Hillary's Depends.

[Wireline]

The only taste you got is the taste in your mouth....

[morticia_28_358]

your feet have more crust than a bucket of KFC

[Wireline]

I'd slap your ugly face, but **** splatters

[Wireline]

you are so nasty when you wear shorts it looks like you got Buckwheat in a head scissors

[morticia_28_358]

your mouth is so big, you dont use chap stick...........you use mop and glo

[Wireline]

your mouth is so big you can whisper in your own ear

[morticia_28_358]

you so nasty, when you take your underwear off, it sounds like velcro ripping

[Wireline]

Last time I saw a face like that, it had a fish hook in it...

[morticia_28_358]

you have more clap than an auditorium

[Wireline]

You were such an ugly baby your momma fed you with a scattergun

[Wireline]

You were such an ugly baby the doctor slapped your momma

[darrkwolff]

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

[Dreamy]

Your B.O. is so bad you're classified as a potential biological weapon.

[darrkwolff]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

[Dreamy]

Thou impertinent common-kissing clack-dish!

[Wireline]

She is so nasty she doesn't use a washcloth on her back - she uses a squeegee

[Dreamy]

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

[morticia_28_358]

you're so ugly, you could look up a camel's ass and scare the hump off its back

[Wireline]

you're so ignorant you think auto-erotica is sex in the car.

[Frazzled]

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

[Wireline]

Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton all look at you and say "SKANK"

[Panhead0422]

You're a liberal.

:(

Ouch, that really, really hurts.

[Panhead0422]

Somebody said that you were an PERFECT *******. I told them that they were wrong, you have hemeroids.

[gwhughes]

Your breath would knock a buzzard off a **** wagon.

[Wireline]

Anyone who would stoop so low as to have sex with you is too lazy to masturbate

[gwhughes]

You couldn't get laid in a women's penitentiary with a hand full of pardons.

[Wireline]

You could not get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fist full of bananas

[gwhughes]

You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a 100 dollar bill hanging out your zipper.

[Ardathair]

Atleast we'll know when you become a retread. There can't be two people on the web as ****ed up as you.

[Wireline]

You stank so bad you get hired to stand 1/4 mile away from picnics just to keep the flies off the meat....

[JimGP20]

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

[Wireline]

your teeth are so bucked out the last time you sneezed you bit yourself in the chest....

[JimGP20]

You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

[gwhughes]

Did you ride the short bus?

[JimGP20]

An oldie, but a classic....


Go take a long walk on a short pier.

[Kelzan]

Everything you know is wrong.

[Wireline]

You ain't got the sense God gave an onion

[gwhughes]

You wear bobo's.

Bobo's they make your feet feel fine.
Bobo's they cost a dollar ninty-nine.
Bobo's.

[Wireline]

boy, you look like a 5 gallon bucket of spilled phlegm.

[gwhughes]

You look like 10lbs of **** in a 5lb bag.

[gwhughes]

You're built like a brick ****house, without the bricks, or the house.

[JimGP20]

They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!

[nortman]

When they made you, they broke the mold. Rumor has it that they beat the **** out of the mold maker as well.

[JimGP20]

You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your finger ripped through the toilet paper

[ThrowCop]

You got a face like a dropped pie

[gwhughes]

Your face looks like a catchers mitt.

[JimGP20]

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race??

[Wireline]

the whole you call a face looks more like the north end of a south bound mule....smells about the same too...

[ThrowCop]

It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch on the way down.

[Wireline]

Did you say something or was that just a fart? The results are the same - everyone leaves the room

[Wireline]

Ma'am - your panty hose are sagging pretty bad there....what, you aren't wearing any?

[blackcatrun]

You never miss the chance to be a jerk do you?

[gwhughes]

Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and said they were out of YOU!

[Claymore]

Yeah, but we ordered 2 extra pallets of you and they sent us the big-butt economy size. :))

[soupdragon]

Yeah, but we ordered 2 extra pallets of you and they sent us the big-butt economy size. :))

Fat arse!;)

[Claymore]

Your momma is sooooo fat that when the doctor tried to draw blood, he got gravy.

[soupdragon]

Is that your head or did someone **** on your shoulders?

[gwhughes]

SOUP!!! fix that quick!!

[soupdragon]

SOUP!!! fix that quick!!

Did I do something wrong?

[soupdragon]

SOUP!!! fix that quick!!

Got it, thank you my lovely friend :hug:

[Claymore]

If my dog was as ugly as Soupy, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards,,,, Into Traffic!

[Wireline]

I've seen better looking crack whores than your wife.

[Claymore]

I've seen better looking whore's cracks than your wife. :))

[Fire Watch]

Well...admitting that whore's cracks are the only cracks accessible to you is a good start. Next step, try bathing and a toothbrush.

[Wireline]

Beauty is on;y skin deep, but in your girlfriend's case, the ugly goes all the way to the bone.

[Panhead0422]

You were so ugly as a child that they had to tie a NY strip steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

You are so ugly that you would terrify both Freddy Krueger and Jason.....

[Kelzan]

You smell so bad sewer dwellers avoid you.

[Kelzan]

You're so liberal Michael Moore calls you a left-wing loony.

[Panhead0422]

You were so ugly when you were born your momma still lied and said "Oh, what a treasure" and your daddy said "I will go get a shovel and bury IT."

[Claymore]

I've heard you were taught to swim by your dad dropping you into the lake.
Was it pretty easy after you got yourself out of the burlap sack with the bricks in the bottom?

[Kelzan]

I heard you're the spawn of Michael Moore and Rosie Odonnell.

[Kelzan]

Do you have to find every TP thread and politicize it? :rolleyes:

Yes.
Also I heard You played the lead in the Elephant Man remake without makeup.

[gwhughes]

You couldn't get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass.

[Kelzan]

One-dimensional bed-wetting hack.

I've heard you talk to you're self often.

[Claymore]

At least it's an attentive audience.

[Fire Watch]

Reset!

[Kelzan]

You're obviously home-schooled.

The only person who has seen you without the paper bag on your head died of fright.:mrgreen:

[Fire Watch]

The only person who has seen you without the paper bag on your head died of fright.:mrgreen:

You're welcome.

[Wireline]

You are such a toad you couldn't get laid even at a family reunion.

[Claymore]

Your momma is sooooooooooooo fat that a kid threw a snowball at her and it went into orbit around her ass.

[Kelzan]

You're welcome.

:redface:

[Kelzan]

I left my puppy with you for five minutes, and when I came back it was gone and you were wiping off your mouth.

[Wireline]

Your momma is so fat she's a threesome all by herself

[jungulator]

Your momma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

[Wireline]

Your momma is so stank, your birth certificate says "Mrs" and "We the 7th Fleet"

[JimGP20]

You have all the brains of Brittany Spears, and the looks of Rosie O'Donnell.

[Wireline]

Your sister has been hit by the football team more than the tackling dummies they have had for 15 years.

[jungulator]

You have the complete 6 pack, but lack the plastic ring that holds it all together.

[Wireline]

Your momma had hinges installed on her teeth

[JimGP20]

You're a poopie head.

[imdwlaw]

You're a poopie head.

Your lips are the poopie head's hat!

[JimGP20]

Your lips are the poopie head's hat!


:)) You're the chapstick on the poopie head's lips.

[imdwlaw]

:)) You're the chapstick on the poopie head's lips.

You're the chopsticks that take it past the chapstick!!

[Wireline]

Lord...I've seen better heads than that on a beer.

[JimGP20]

From PeeWee Herman:

"I've seen better heads on boils!"

[Panhead0422]

You are so stupid that you can't even count your single mother on one finger!!!!!

[imdwlaw]

You are so stupid that you can't even count your single mother on one finger!!!!!

You still don't know what sex you are!!

[Fire Watch]

You still don't know what sex you are!!
He does, as do you, but that hasnt stopped you from hitting on him.

[Kelzan]

You walk like Popeye the sailor man.

[imdwlaw]

He does, as do you, but that hasnt stopped you from hitting on him.

Sorry...didn't know you already were good butties with him!!
No need to be jealous!

[imdwlaw]

You walk like Popeye the sailor man.

You smell like very old Olive Oil!

[Panhead0422]

You are the perfect poster child for the national abortion clinic, one look at you and an abortion occurs.

[roger teekell]

When you were born the Dr. smacked both ends to make sure he got it right.

[Panhead0422]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.

[Kelzan]

Showing your face in public violates the Geneva convention.

[Panhead0422]

When the doctor completed your lobotomy he told you to stop taking the stupid pills.

[imdwlaw]

When the doctor completed your lobotomy he told you to stop taking the stupid pills.

The doc told you that a lobotomy might raise your IQ out of negative numbers!

[Panhead0422]

The doc told you that a lobotomy might raise your IQ out of negative numbers!


Yeah, he said that I would qualify as a lawyer.

[imdwlaw]

Yeah, he said that I would qualify as a lawyer.

There is no greater offense than that!!

[Panhead0422]

There is no greater offense than that!!

You are a politician's lawyer.

[Claymore]

You are a politician's lawyer.

Or umwitting scapegoat?

[Panhead0422]

Or umwitting scapegoat?

That would be an insult to goats.

[imdwlaw]

That would be an insult to goats.

That all you can say is "Baaaa baaaa baaa"?

[Panhead0422]

That all you can say is "Baaaa baaaa baaa"?


At least my momma doesn't say "Noo-oo-oottt baa-aaa-aaaddd".

[imdwlaw]

At least my momma doesn't say "Noo-oo-oottt baa-aaa-aaaddd".

As opposed to never saying 'No"!

[imdwlaw]

At least my momma doesn't say "Noo-oo-oottt baa-aaa-aaaddd".


Before you start rankin on mommas, here's a nickle to go buy one!;)

[Claymore]

At least my momma doesn't say "Noo-oo-oottt baa-aaa-aaaddd".

Yeah, but she gave him a sweater.

[darrkwolff]

True story.

When my dad was still alive, he was talking about some guy that he really didn't like. He said that he wished this guy would leave Texas and return to Oklahoma and raise the I.Q. of both states. :))

[imdwlaw]

True story.

When my dad was still alive, he was talking about some guy that he really didn't like. He said that he wished this guy would leave Texas and return to Oklahoma and raise the I.Q. of both states. :))

That explains your posts!! The guy your dad didn't like, was your real dad!!;)

[Jebster]

You're a fanatic, psycho Paulette and you smell bad...

[nortman]

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to send a ****ant go-carting around a cheerio.

[curtis123]

What a city-slicker-wussy.

[Panhead0422]

Before you start rankin on mommas, here's a nickle to go buy one!;)


Thank you, I can go buy your momma ten times.

[imdwlaw]

Thank you, I can go buy your momma ten times.

I thought you liked them cold and dead!!
Can't get any complaints that way!!

[Kelzan]

I didn't know mental institutions let people on the Internet.

[CID_0687]

I didn't know mental institutions let people on the Internet.
They make exceptions for retards and liberals.

[Arya]

They make exceptions for retards and liberals.

Apparently so ;)

[Wireline]

A tornado hit your house and did $250,000 of improvements.

[Claymore]

"¡No el taze yo, bro.!"

[Arya]

^attempt at humor^

[Panhead0422]

I thought you liked them cold and dead!!
Can't get any complaints that way!!


Is that why the hearses are all lined up at your house to make deliveries?

[ValricoKate]

this is directed at poster 228.

I can't believe you are so stupid that you can't even see the point I was trying to make and have to deflect with an argument based on a probable rather than a fact. You stupid butt wipe. I hold you with the same esteem I'd give a prostitute teaching sex to the mentally deficient.

[ValricoKate]

doh:wall:

[Kelzan]

You hate puppies.:mad:
:mrgreen:

[gwhughes]

Puppies hate you.

[imdwlaw]

Is that why the hearses are all lined up at your house to make deliveries?

I pimp them out to you! That's how I made my fortune!

[FranklySpeaking]

^^ that dude is so fast on the Song Title & Artist thread, I know he makes up songs titles just to seem smart.

[imdwlaw]

^^ that dude is so fast on the Song Title & Artist thread, I know he makes up songs titles just to seem smart.

He was buying 45's in the early 60's and was to poor to own a record player!!

[theant]

Where's that box?

[imdwlaw]

Where's that box?

Look around you. You're in it!;)

[Z_only1]

I farted.:mrgreen:

[imdwlaw]

I farted.:mrgreen:

Why'd it come out your mouth!

[Claymore]

Why'd it come out your mouth!

Just showing off. :shifty:

[CID_0687]

I farted.:mrgreen:
Will have to get that guy some of those new adult diapers called Oopsicrappedmypants.

[Panhead0422]

I pimp them out to you! That's how I made my fortune!
Are you really stoopid enough to believe that two cents is a fortune??????

[imdwlaw]

Are you really stoopid enough to believe that two cents is a fortune??????

No, but I'm glad you're stupid enough to belive that those hundred dollar bills are pennies!!

[czzzaar]

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

[imdwlaw]

You're uglier and your momma undresses you!

[czzzaar]

You're uglier and your momma undresses you!

Okay, now that was mean.

[Panhead0422]

Okay, now that was mean.


And your point is??????

STUPID.

[mrclean]

I don't know who the next poster will be, but whoever it is

YOU SUCK!

[Wireline]

I am the next poster...but at least I am a bit more welcomed than a banjo player at at bar mitzvah.

[free2B]

you are a banjo playing monkey who collects pennies for his dinner!

[Wireline]

son, you look like you need to shave with a melon baller....

[gwhughes]

Do you paint your bald spot?