The Blow Off Some Steam and Offend the Next Poster Thread.

[free2B]

you are a lowlife dirt bag, who shovels muck into your own sack!

[Dreamy]

you are the disgusting rotting roadkill on the road of life

[george kaplan]

You're so dumb you haven't even thought of something to post here yet!

[Panhead0422]

I am using words of more than three letters, study them hard and you might be able to understand them.

[gwhughes]

I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[rob_b52]

I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

and you prolly gonna make her pay the tab too.....:mad:

[gwhughes]

I might even pretend to run out of gas on the ride home and then, just before I take her to pleasuretown, start the car and take her home. That's right, she'll be yearning for this man love all day and all night.

[rob_b52]

I might even pretend to run out of gas on the ride home and then, just before I take her to pleasuretown, start the car and take her home. That's right, she'll be yerning for this man love all day and all night.

great!! then it will be both of us walking around the house complaining about not having your man love:mad:

you are a big meanie...:mad:

[gwhughes]

:eh:

[rob_b52]

:eh:

tease.....

[gwhughes]

Harlot.

[rob_b52]

only my master gets to call me by my slave name.... my mom calls you a **** tease....

[Claymore]

Yo mamma sooo scary, she make Dracula poop his pants.

[rob_b52]

Yo mamma sooo scary, she make Dracula poop his pants.

your momma would make a youtube video.... 2 undead and 1 cup

[Claymore]

your momma would make a youtube video.... 2 undead and 1 cup


Yo mama so fat,,, when the doctor stuck her for blood, he struck gravy.

[rob_b52]

you so ugly, but I mite jist make you my nue girlfriend cuz you got a purdy mouth

[Claymore]

you so ugly, but I mite jist make you my nue girlfriend cuz you got a purdy mouth


Yuo soo ugly you gotta wear bacon in your pocket to get the dog close enough to pet.

[CID_0687]

May the fleas of a thousand camels lay eggs in your crack

[rob_b52]

Yuo soo ugly you gotta wear bacon in your pocket to get the dog close enough to pet.

is that bacon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You're so pathetic, Darth Bush doesn't even hate you

[JimGP20]

Get bent.

[gwhughes]

Cram it down your cram hole.

[JimGP20]

May your toast fall onto a dirty floor with the buttered side down.

[gwhughes]

May a fly land on your salad. And may you mistake it for a raisin.

[JimGP20]

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

[CID_0687]

Liberals :rolleyes:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Your ass is so big, when you're incontinent you have to be declared a Superfund site.

[gwhughes]

Your ass is so big, when you sit down you get taller.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mom AND dad

[rosiegirl]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mom AND dad


:)):))good one

[Gaby77]

Your stink so bad that you better make sure you avoid any and all confined spaces, as you might actually kill yourself on accident!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You know...I've been thinking, and I don't hate you because you're ugly.

I hate you because you're ugly AND stupid. Ugly can be fixed. You can't fix stupid (as Ron White told me).

[JimGP20]

You're so ugly, your dog has to close it's eyes when it humps your leg.

[Claymore]

Your dog so ugly it saw it's face in a car bumper and ran under the tires.

[rob_b52]

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mom AND dad

When you were born, you momma said "oh, what a treasure!' and your dad said, "yeah, lets bury it."

[gwhughes]

You're so ugly when you were born and your mom was remarking on the miracle that is life, your dad said "So what, I could make that, in fact I did after that meatloaf last night."

[Panhead0422]

Your momma is so ugly that she was voted the ugliest female soldier in the entire Warsaw Pact army.

[Claymore]

Your momma is so ugly that she was voted the ugliest female soldier in the entire Warsaw Pact army.

Yeah, and her mama was the tractor what dug the Panama Canal.

[CID_0687]

Why don't we get off of mamas...I just got off yours.

[Panhead0422]

Why don't we get off of mamas...I just got off yours.

And in just a second I will get off of your wife.

[Claymore]

And in just a second I will get off of your wife.

Be careful you don't deflate her.

[Panhead0422]

Be careful you don't deflate her.

I thought that she just farted, but, I guess that that would explain the popping sound and then her getting skinnier.
:eek:

[gwhughes]

Your feet stink.

[blazer]

Your breath smells like a water buffalo pooped in your mouth and then died! :))

[No one of Consequence]

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

[CID_0687]

I forgot about this thread...The guy that started this thread is a real moron. :)

[Mustang JEB]

Well, not as big of a maroon as CID, obviously!

[CID_0687]

Well, not as big of a maroon as CID, obviously!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries...

Now go away or I shall taunt you some more.

[Mustang JEB]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Yep, thought so..

[Mustang JEB]

Wow!

I killed another thread!

Yay! :lol:

[gwhughes]

I heard there was a little girl in here bitching about the creator of this thread.

[CID_0687]

The creator of the thread?

Nah, that guy isn't even worth my time.

But I hear that he spends a lot of time at Ghey Retirement homes looking for a "date"...whatever that's all about. :whistle:

[gwhughes]

Well, yeah! Your mom works there. Btw, looking and paying are two different things. :)








Sorry bud. There's a whole list of mama jokes a couple of pages back if you need inspiration. :)

[CID_0687]

Oh yeah!!...Well at least my house doesn't have wheels.

[No one of Consequence]

Your momma sows socks that smell

[CID_0687]

Your momma sows socks that smell
Yeah...they REAP. :lol:

[Devorah :)]

Ooooo......I'm gonna kill this thread! Yay for me! and boo for all the rest of you loosers!